[ Scrubs ] De-bulbing A Patient's Keister! (Part 1)

[@sheolcodemonkey4027]

I love those moments when the janitor becomes Dr. Jan Itor

[@causti9744]

In the german dub he became Dr. House because the german word for janitor is "Hausmeister"

[@Wolfencreek]

"Lets make cancer feel foolish!"

[@stillgotyourmom]

@@causti9744 Ja das ist so haha

[@ArbiterofMankind]

@@causti9744 Damn, he became the reincarnation of Dr. House M.D.

[@tafua_a]

@@causti9744 The Italian version is a lot more boring. They either keep it "Dr. Jan Itor" or change it to "Dr. Inser Viente" because the Italian word for janitor is "inserviente". Shame "Inser" isn't a first name probably anywhere.

[@Troop3r666]

"Well I'll tell you there Bobbo, either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea" Easily my favourite line from the entire show

[@BlaneNostalgia]

omg it took me a while to get that 1 ROFL

[@themooseisontheloose]

Can confirm. In fact, I remember the first time I saw this episode and heard this line... I damn near realigned my ribcage, I was laughing so hard.

[@gavinthomas1745]

One of my all time favorite and underrated scenes imo is the bit between Turk and Janitor "Janitor the bathrooms are filthy. Well no one was thanking me so I quit cleaning them."

[@brolygito]

I was like "I feel that in my bones." Why bother doing work no one appreciates?

[@jamesnesbitt2941]

@@brolygitothe paycheck mostly

[@tafua_a]

I love the face of the Janitor when he says "doctor". He's always dreamed about being a doctor and having a meaning in that hospital and finally somebody gives him credit for his precious contribution

[@DaveDexterMusic]

reading a bit too much into it I reckon

[@JamesV1]

@@DaveDexterMusic nah, the Janitor pretty much says this when he's talking to the mute person with the broken laptop.

[@tafua_a]

@@DaveDexterMusic Just because something is funny, it doesn't mean there's nothing eeper to read than the word "Scrubs" in the title sequence

[@vexxama]

“I’ll impress him” immediately hands off the work he was given to a terrible doctor

[@drpinky504]

Didn't it get passed to a bunch of people before Doug got it?

[@chriswelcome8102]

After saying he'll impress him some other way*

[@chriswelcome8102]

@@drpinky504 Nah. Straight to Doug and back to Dr. Cox lol

[@vexxama]

Chris Welcome even so, Doug? That pretty much ensures the thing that Cox wanted wont get done. He really should have thought this through a bit more

[@chriswelcome8102]

@@vexxama Yeah, definitely not well thought out on that part. Maybe he thought it wasn't a hard enough task, therefore not enough to impress Dr. Cox and not worth his time? Who know's what going on in that head of his half the time lol

[@bthsr7113]

"Leon's trained to retrieve things" Dr. Cox gave the best reaction I could hope to give to that.

[@Darkstar263]

"Zeltzer, you are hands down the most disturbing man I've ever met in my life."

[@jonsmiths6192]

The fact that he was flattered was pretty funny, too.

[@PaddyRoon7]

"That's why my wife and I use candles." Lmfao

[@ianmoone2488]

"You think anyone thanks me for cleaning the bathrooms?" "Janitor, the bathrooms are FILTHY" I'm dead.

[@greencello599]

In all honesty, filthy hospital bathrooms are a violation of the Joint Commission. Sacred Heart probably has multiple warnings and fines because of the Janitor.

[@altumurnemtzra2026]

@@greencello599 Sacred Fart*

[@Starmadien2019]

Nobody was thanking me, so I stopped doing it.

[@lastswordfighter]

One more than one occasion it was also mentioned that Sacred Heart had multiple malpractice lawsuits. It makes sense story wise it's a struggling hospital during the time of the 2000s insurance crisis and and later 2008 recession hence why in the last crappy season the old hospital campus was demolished for a new one.

[@oneprizeonegoal]

"...and if you perform it then of course he's gonna need a casket" 😂

[@ShiftingDrifter]

"...I see where you're headed - we go down through the mouth!" Janitor breaks me up.

[@Jon92254]

"Leon's trained to retrieve things" lol oh my god

[@ottokarl5427]

Seltzer had like five scenes in the entire run of Scrubs and he killed every single one of them 11/10

[@charliep5139]

Heather graham is definitely top 3 on the list for best prolonged guest stars on scrubs...

[@TheStewieOne]

I love Dr. Cox's face like he was thinking of what the questions at 1:36.

[@justmerosie]

3:49 I remember cracking up the first time I saw this because I had forgotten the janitor was even there and then suddenly he randomly starts talking.

[@aricstradtmann9972]

The only way to get doctor Cox to apologize is to make him think he can win 😅😂😂😂😂

[@Aska2468]

0:16 this moment always kills me. Gold.

[@benjaminpickens67]

Aska2468 I

[@NiVi192]

*"Doug, stay positive!"* 🤣🤣

[@AsterBelgano]

LMFAO that's why my wife and I use candles I'm dying!

[@jamalthenoblenerd6963]

"Nelson you are hands down the most disturbing man I've ever met in my life" "Oh, stop it"☺️ Lmao

[@tafua_a]

My only questions are width and length

[@Hahaha-px5ep]

Hey, are you and your wife open-minded?​@@jamalthenoblenerd6963

[@Arklay_98]

As a janitor myself I can relate to the janitor 😂🤣

[@Chaosdragon240]

funniest thing about this? When I did my first nursing clinicals at a hospital, we were given a tour of the various facilities on day 1. Went to the ED, it was a bit of a slow day and the nurse was super excited to show us everything. I ended up asking how many times a week someone came in with something up their butt that shouldn't be, got looks from everyone but my instructor. ED Nurse: "Easily 4-5 times a week." "And the wierdest thing?" (Gonna give some space in case some people just... really don't wanna know as this one actually made me sad.) A hamster.

[@oneprizeonegoal]

Zeltzers line kills me every time

[@Enterprise-D666]

Dr. Bob Kelso: So what do you think Perry? Dr. Perry Cox: I don't know what to tell you, there, Bobbo. Either this kid has a light bulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea. Dr. Bob Kelso: (Gestures to Cox with his finger) Excuse us Lyle. Dr. Perry Cox (Following Kelso) C’mon newbie. Lyle: Hey, do you have a magazine? J.D.: Not in me. I mean on me!

[@gerhardusretief3996]

I still want to know what Todd's 4 questions were

[@andrewlopez411]

Who what where and why

[@johnmcgrath200]

I've never seen this storyline the whole way through because of all the daytime censoring! Thanks for uploading! Looking back, the full-censored storyline made absolutely no sense.

[@Taospark]

The best part was Kelso stealing all the credit at the end and how these guys got revenge.

[@3000KJH]

Damn. I should have added that.

[@3000KJH]

I have uploaded a new version, adding those scenes. - kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZojZdJ2jnrSEnqM

[@brewedjuice494]

does the new version still have the obnoxious link in front of everyones faces at the end?

[@3000KJH]

The new version has been blocked in all countries. I don't know how to fix that.

[@austinfarley4971]

Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! ehhh No.

[@censorduck]

Doctor

[@JonathanLundkvist]

Duck ,formally known as Censor Duck-tor!

[@drpinky504]

Reminiscent of the MASH episode with "major, major, major, well we just made a major breakthrough."

[@schwartzseymour357]

@@drpinky504 Or just "Spies like us" where they had the exact same conversation.

[@sbyrstall]

Very Three Stooges.

[@dakariszulu]

He could've used knifewrench for kids.

[@chriswelcome8102]

How? This is season 4. He doesn't invent it till season 5. Also, it's not "Knifewrench for kids", it's just knifewrench

[@davidrichter9164]

But the Janitor after "Knife wrench". He says "For kids". Indicating that the Knife wrench is also for kids.

[@GalenNight]

That’s why my wife and I use candles. Sir you are hands down the most disturbing man I’ve ever met in my life.

[@gordogustavo3330]

Hope they were scented ones

[@potentialsideeffects1085]

"Hey, are you and your wife open minded?"

[@marlo8867]

"putting out about 130 volts".

[@James-oi6pe]

"I concurr" sweet reference

[@joelwagg8314]

Only caught that now, having seen this scene several times a while back. Catch me if you can is a great film.

[@CrimsonMokey]

when someone is at the door that isn't delivering my dinner. 3:08

[@sartajhanspal5604]

2:23 good lord

[@Kitneu23]

You've just been zeltzered!

[@rosegirl3220]

Can you please upload the scene where they put the bulb in Kelso's lamp

[@3000KJH]

I tried about a month ago, but it got blocked worldwide. I've got a plan, and will try again.

[@3000KJH]

Have added the last part, all seems to be Ok atm. Click the link at the end of the video.

[@rosegirl3220]

3000KJH Thank you

[@kasparleby3087]

dr. cox is the star of scrubs hands down

[@proinsiascassidy2888]

"You are hands down the most disturbing guy I ever met." Seriously, Turk? What about that doctor at 02:16 who apparently killed his own wife, who is _in the same room as you_ ?

[@TheLowBrassDude]

You mean Mickhead?

[@Aceg13579]

He was found not guilty

[@buca9696]

That's one tough lightbulb I must say.

[@BoyKagome]

"Doctor!" "....Nuuuu."

[@alllovelain]

As a janitor with years of experience, I have to give credit to the writers of this show. "If I had the time maybe but I have a room to clean" and then he sits down and fucks off. Completely accurate, a good janitor is both fast and efficient, they learn their environment over time and optimize their routine leaving at least half the night left for sitting around and doing nothing. I used to get my work done in only 2 hours at most if there was a big mess and spend the rest of my time getting drunk and stoned and playing Smash Bros with my coworkers in the maintenance attic. "You think anyone thanks me for cleaning bathrooms?" "Janitor, the bathrooms are filthy!" "Well no one was thanking me so I stopped cleaning them!" Very accurate as well. If nobody comments on how good something is, I stop putting in so much effort until I get complaints, testing the waters you could say. If people complain constantly that their office has crumbs behind some of their personal items which I'm not allowed to touch, I'll start touching their things and moving them around to piss the office worker off. If they complain, I just say "you complained about crumbs behind things I shouldn't touch, so I made sure to touch everything to get all the dirt and dust, and now you're complaining again? I have tons of offices to clean, please, let's stand here and waste our time so you can tell me how to make your hoarded office look pristine and organized" and they always shut up and we go back to the old ways where I only clean their office once a week. I may not sound like a good janitor, but keep in mind I've never had a small area. At my last job I cleaned 4 runs, meaning I was doing the work of 4 people all on my own every night. I simply don't have the time even if I worked constantly all night to completely clean everything, so I have to work smart. I get the obvious things and throughout the week I'll clean a little extra for a certain number of rooms. Fact is, I'm an incredible janitor, and I'm not just saying that. I used to be employed at one of the top universities in the US and I was so good I was put on the company's "A-Team", a team of the best janitors in the company. I'm never lazy, I'm efficient. You can't have an extended lunch, do psychedelics and smash your sexy Latina coworker unless you've finished all your work effectively in under 2 hours.

[@tbotalpha8133]

I don't care if you're telling the truth or not - I like this character you've conjured.

[@alllovelain]

@@tbotalpha8133 If you look at it as a matter of truth or lies rather than a mutual agreement in the validity of this comment, then I suppose you couldn't tell if any of it is "real" because you'd care too much about confirmation. That is to say, just trust me bro :^) I was lying about having my way with the Latina coworker she actually didn't like white people, everything else was true though.

[@ClashClash89]

Dr. Jan Itor, lightbulb specialist.

[@debayanroy6325]

Loved turks reaction 3:22

[@petejones879]

Whsts a keister is that another name for Arse?

[@remychase]

Was anyone else curious what The Todd’s four questions were?

[@jamesfrank3213]

Goddamn Heather Graham is always smoking hot!!!

[@Kalenz1234]

I wonder if Janitor got a consultation fee.

[@anaclaracarellineder1842]

Wow! The doctor in pink is Annies from Twin Peaks!!

[@SubtlyAggressive]

I'm disappointed in the fact that the writers of this episode didn't add anything along the lines of:"How about everyone holds the light bulb while we spin him around counter-clockwise?"

[@bezagebremedhine5102]

😂

[@lordofdarkdudes]

yepp thats how they got my ligthbulb out of me

[@leeball4585]

2:23 Was that with the pretty interesting guy named Ron?

[@SolusDarkcoat]

a lamp putting out volts huh?

[@dancatroppa9250]

2:33 😂

[@ophelias4172]

I have a question. How did he get the light bulb up there without breaking it?

[@bellerain381]

He “fell” on it

[@petejones879]

He's lucky it's an American bulb which are screw thread.. In Britain ours are bayonet cap with a prong protruding out each side

[@angelmwdead]

i keep reading this as de-bubbling and that confuses me.

[@Grayson_Baker]

What were the four questions? Which candles? So many questions need to be answered! They should have showed Kelso taking the win and their revenge!

[@oblivious8868]

... always wondered what happened to that guy.

[@Wolfencreek]

Hey do you have a magazine?

[@bassamalmulhim67]

Do you have a magazine? Not in me ... I mean On me

[@_LilRascal_]

Does KZbin really have the audacity of even thinking they can charge me $9.99 for Scrubs season 9???

[@ChipJohnson]

Trying to charge you for a season that doesn't exist? That's disgusting.

[@drpinky504]

Dr. Clock sure saved the day. Turk and Cox would not have been able to put aside their differences and work together if she had not intervened.

[@johnnyboy3949]

Dr Jan Itor

[@joergreinicke5945]

Cutted the best scene after that 😪

[@edpetrovski6640]

Cutted?

[@kakalaka9515]

E27 not e26

[@TheDivineYinzer]

I saw Kim in the group

[@jim242]

My mom was a nurse and they had to get a mayonnaise jar out of a guys rear end I hope it wasn’t from Costco also a woman who wanted to name her baby placenta because she thought it had a nice sound to it

[@isminivermekistemeyenmahmut]

Aklına malum parti gelenler?

[@baybeyaz370]

floresan partisi

[@isminivermekistemeyenmahmut]

@@baybeyaz370 floresan partisi seçmenlerinin son hali ama hallerinden de memnun gibiler

[@tanith117]

Not the wierdest thing doctors had to remove. There is a thing about some guy who had a Remington up his ass and the sight on the front got stuck.

[@madoka8372]

his love for guns got the best of him lol

[@adnantariq3346]

LMFAO! oh my god!!!

[@TheLukas135]

use a stick, glue a thread on the end, screw the bulb in and pull it out softly

[@Jms07200]

2:20

[@lllBASlll]

*Noou*

[@KineticAmmo]

I love how none of them have a mask on. 😂😂

[@bees7604]

I would have fed a thick cloth behind the bulb, carefully wrapping it entirely in fabric, then gently crush it and pull out the shards safely contained in the cloth.

[@michaelsong5555]

She should have said, "The real winner is going to be... who would be MAN enough to apologize first." They both have some serious testosterone poisoning issue, so that'll move them.

[@KhanggiTanka]

Dr Jan Itor