32 Times Schmidt Happened On "New Girl"

Schmidt happens.
Welcome to Next of Ken and in this episode, we're counting down 32 Times Schmidt Happened On "New Girl." Despite all the amazing and hilarious characters on "New Girl," one rises above the others: Schmidt. We actually think he carries the show and generally has the best lines and moments out of the entire cast. Sorry Jess. So for that reason, Schmidt deserves his own compilation video. Confused by the title? You won't be after you watched the video.
What's your quote or moment from Schmidt? Let us know in the comments below!
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[@emac7050]

They demonetized it because the content isn't yours.... That should be pretty clear lol

[@denver3739]

@@emac7050 What a fall from grace lol, looking at the account linked and this one.

[@IsusaWH]

No shit

[@tssdr9419]

flopped

[@angieb976]

“Girl imma marry you.” “Jar”

[@luzvillalvazo6214]

Its funny cuz he ends up marrying her😊😊😊

[@HUNKragor]

That he did, that he did

[@meikex7924]

Girl, you wanna marry me?

[@hweil999]

Angie B ❤️💗🥺❤️

[@jean-ox4gv]

most iconic moment maybe in the whole show ngl

[@dclouties]

The way Schmidt pronounces words makes me unreasonably happy. "Youths", "Chutney", "Treachery!" etc. His way with words is just, magical.

[@IjusVindrBjorr]

The way he said room was insane too it sounded more like rum Lmaoo

[@addiebajaddie]

“Chuhtuney”

[@andrewitzla]

And underpAnts

[@bdp8102]

SHENANIGANS

[@ethancanelo6115]

frrr😂😂😂

[@Udell241]

" What happened to you. You've gotten so much worse". LMAO

[@yourboyphoenix3217]

4:55 why did he have to put money in the douchebag jar

[@angelablackthorne3026]

Marcos Anchondo You really have to ask? lol it’s to condition him out of being one

[@yourboyphoenix3217]

How was he being a douchbag by wearing a black tank top and page boy cap

[@MoyaBrennan6825]

@@yourboyphoenix3217 that’s what douches wear

[@mollyholly3547]

It’s on an poppin! 😤

[@brucasroxx]

My favorite of all time *"YOUTHS"* 😂😂

[@childishgambino2595]

brucasroxx Same I love how he pronounced it 😂

[@PolyBiBadger]

brucasroxx 😂😂😂

[@angie.e.e3293]

“ so nectar” “Let me get my cardigan” “Why does ur hair look so baby soft?!”

[@annahatch5512]

Chut-a-ney gets me every single time 😂😂😂😂

[@vashatilindsay7156]

I was waiting for the "Are you the criminals, from the statistics!!!!!"

[@michaellatorre6669]

criminally underrated line

[@laluenbaires]

So funny!!!! I'm still laughing

[@slothoncocaine9848]

Sooooooo funny

[@FailToFail45]

😂😂

[@angie.e.e3293]

😭💀💀💀💀💀

[@lurategh]

What about the "ALL DAY! ALL DAY, SON!"

[@dragom2009]

fuck yeah!

[@jayfe7298]

I can do this all day, ALL DAY!

[@ethancanelo6115]

ALL DAY!!

[@The.Caroline]

And the "29" 😂

[@Ninjatsura]

I'm not scared anymore...

[@jessicay8207]

‘It’s AWN...it’s AWN’ ‘...what happened to you? What happened to you Schmidt?’

[@2ELI0]

"You have gotten so much worse". XD

[@double_t2154]

It's awn and pawppin up in here

[@gonzacollao]

@@double_t2154 ya feehl?

[@ChrissiESommer]

3:15 "what if I ate my own hair and pooped out a wig?" classic 😂

[@gabgabsilly7549]

Hahaha 😂

[@strongarm8937]

@@gabgabsilly7549 i read it with cleveland voice

[@angelablackthorne3026]

Summer Ce This is one of the funniest lines in the history of comedy “Really? Nothing worse? Floored me. Ah! Good times!

[@eraldsoriano8002]

Does anyone know the episode by any chance

[@soulwaffle8187]

“You, not gonna happen”...”You , I WILL NEVER STOP!”

[@inouskehashibira1045]

I laughed so hard when he said that. 😂

[@DirtCheapFU]

Never give up

[@steflondon88]

he says "I will never give up"

[@inouskehashibira1045]

@@steflondon88 I don't blame him because she is Poppin. 😂😂🤣

[@DirtCheapFU]

@@inouskehashibira1045 funny thing though that line can be used as a pick up line. It is in fact highly effective when fishing for consideration. I am now getting a lot of face time with a very single lady. Though might coincidental because said that line as I was being escorted out of my job after making a scene when I got fired...amazing how available you are to woman when you're unemployed.

[@SillyWomanDiaryBlogspot]

“Thumb ring, b*tch! You got some Schmidt on your face!” OMG. I laughed so hard on that one.

[@5thElementDFW]

I love that part

[@jbasti227]

I just started watching this show last week, and it's so funny. Schmidt is probably the funniest douche character in any show

[@floor.smorenburg]

Joseph Bastidas what about barney stinson?

[@DinaraTengri]

Jeff Winger is my #1. Schmidt is a very close second.

[@jbasti227]

@@DinaraTengri Now that you mention it, Jeff is definitely up there for me too. Hard to choose between them and Barney Stinson

[@timocruz510]

Winger, Stinson and Schmidt are all KINGS. Great characters all of them. Honestly I kinda like Schmidt the most lol.

[@yoda5436]

Timo Cruz they’re all douchey in there own special way, Jeff is smooth and smart, Barney is only really a douche in the womanizer sense, and Schmidt is the ultimate douche!

[@JudDoFinDovahhe]

I can't believe "We built this Schmidty on tootsie-rolls" wasn't in the video.

[@x-rayvision3802]

"Let me get my cardigan" is the most schmidt thing ever hahah

[@miadaug]

gave me cookie got you cookie

[@rajatsharma7874]

Gave Me Cookie, Got You Cookie Man!

[@swanay1]

got me cookie..gave you cookie

[@ExplicitSoundsTv]

Gave me cookie got you cookie, gitchyu cookie gotchycu cookie, gave me cookie gotchu cookie Shmidt were even!

[@josnjaxdad]

I’m the cookie!

[@AK-ei7iy]

Too funny

[@hopedwyer7947]

Schmidt and Winston were literally the only reason I watch New Girl

[@jaspaldeora8572]

Nick??? Nick Miller!!

[@yaz6185]

AND NICK

[@jessicay8207]

And nick for sure. Basically the boys were hilarious and made the show. Jess was funny too. Cece was the only unfunny one lol

[@icycherly]

You could have said the Winston's 😂

[@ryanbrown4053]

Don't forget Coach

[@colinzwiebel6770]

“Pine has no place in this loft. It’s the wood of poor people and outhouses.”

[@ausborncurry]

"It's popcorn in Italian!" - killed me

[@angieb976]

My favourite Schmidt moment is when he slapped Spencer and said “Thumb ring bitch! You got some Schmidt on your face!”

[@Happilyquirky97]

The way Schmidt slapped Spencer was sooo great! It was damn near perfect! 😆

[@ReinvenTV]

Thanks Ken but ... "I don't want some Janky freshwater bitch fish" is evidently missing...

[@HouseMDaddict]

ReinvenTV YES! That was amazing

[@HouseMDaddict]

I loved the Tahitian vanilla one also.

[@MariesNotes]

I seriously laughed at this quote for around 2 hours.

[@carag2567]

"Cece the WOMAN? You can't put a woman in a fish tank!"

[@Innerspace.Explorer]

😂😂😂

[@jasoncarb29]

"How choice is that? Little skull, so nectar"😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bellas61]

"IT'S OAAN! IT'S OAN AN POAPIN IN HERE!" "what happened to you" fhdh

[@asingh6639]

"...and you, you sample from the gumbo pot." I literally laughed so hard I hit my head on my bed

[@thatnickchick7966]

You got me cookie I got you cookie. You got me cookie I got you cookie. GOT COOKIE GAVE COOKIE!

[@user-oq2eh1fo2s]

I DIED 😂😂😂

[@KillerJ1231]

“A white man broke in!? Well what did security do about it?” “Nothing.” “TYPICAL!!”😂

[@The.Caroline]

Schmidt is by far my favorite character, never fails to make me laugh and brighten my day. Sometimes I go back to rewatch the scene where he tries to head-butt Robbie 😂 "how do you see it coming"

[@celwen308]

her laugh after he says "you sample for the gumbo pot" is exactly my reaction

[@cxcainekillz]

"Peppacooorno" i cant breathe

[@chickenlegsTV]

damn it Schmidt, jar ...JAR

[@jbasti227]

The funniest one lmao. Didn't even to speak a word

[@Mushruums]

If you add an extra syllable to Chutney, then you are Schmidt

[@abifalola]

Why is your hair so baby soft!!?!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@sydneypowell89]

honestly this whole cast was so perfect. i can never decide which character is my favorite.

[@yoyo__kelly]

Schmidt is hands down my favorite character. Has been, and always will be. Great video, I've been missing Schmidt moments ever since New Girl ended!

[@kaelaoestreich9416]

"you're making me cry with your emotion"

[@bellak46]

Schmidt’s facial expressions and reactions to things are the things that made this show. So funny 😂 he is a great actor

[@MsInterestedParty]

Winston is next!! We NEED it

[@avanicole6700]

MsInterestedParty this is Winston

[@carmenschwering7346]

ever notice how winston got weirder and weirder and weirder as the show went on

[@DL2M]

"Winston and Ferguson, bout to eat some pasta"

[@sarnendusarkar1872]

"u know what happens Schmidt happens"😂😂😂

[@Autumn_Darkness]

5:30 "You know what happens? Schmidt happens...You got some Schmidt on your face"... Haha, yes! That's so funny. My favourite clip on this video. Oh, I think he looks so tough wearing that hat.

[@emilouwho6645]

“The ice in my glass represent the tears in my eyes I lOVE you dawg.”

[@jaymichelle8357]

Omgosh!! I freakin love Schmidt!!! 😂😂🤣 I’ve been waiting for this list so long please do my new girl next like Jess or Winston or Nick!!

[@sarabahmanyar4304]

Chut-en-ey and YOUTHS 😂😂😂

[@CrazyKidBloggerVids]

Please do Nick next. I always love how he used to hate emotions. LMFAO

[@shadowtep]

I have been trying to make NECTAR happen ever since I first watched that episode like 6 years ago. SOOOOO NECTAR

[@whitney16ism]

I already miss this show so much. Schmidt is the best.

[@turtleindustries5134]

My favorite Schmidt moment will ALWAYS be when he kisses Nick.

[@VaniillaSummmerr]

We need a Winston compilation, he is turning out to be my favorite

[@HollowRick]

Thanks to the actor himself.. you noticed winstons character changes from a more coach like character to the silly weird guy? That's because the actor who plays Winston had an idea to change his characters personality and I think it worked great

[@vanessapatino8594]

Thanks to Schmidt I use YOUTHS instead of teenager lol

[@cameroncuff8414]

"The wood of poor people and outhouses." Damn, that was harsh yet brilliant as uttered by Schmidt.

[@mikebaxter6771]

"The little yellow men, the emoticons." lmao

[@ivxx3485]

Dude you the man for uploading this!

[@HAL-vm3wn]

I seriously want to know something: most of this Show was improvised, right?

[@ivxx3485]

HAL 9000 yeah most of it is

[@Yadayadayada95]

Carl Martin this show is fantastic

[@Sunshine-zm1fx]

Lasse, everyone has their own opinion about tv shows. Your opinion isn't the "right" one. lol

[@isaiahmoseley5503]

HAL 9000 No it's not they just have great chemistry. 60% of "Happy endings" is though great show RIP😢

[@isaiahmoseley5503]

Sunshine The show got alot worse when Schmidt and CeCe got married

[@kirbymarchbarcena]

Guys like him deserve a list like this.

[@magnuskristiansen5256]

I think #1 should be... Winston: "I got you a clown fish" Schmidt: "I DON'T WAN'T SOME JANKY FRESH WATER BITCH FISH, WINSTON!" *Takes off his fish hat violently* "I WANT A LION FISH"

[@magnuskristiansen5256]

S2 Ep19 07:51

[@jessicay8207]

3:10 I’ve always loved cos he literally sounds JUST like gingerbread man from shrek😂😂😂

[@georgiabennett6842]

That's clever and spot on!

[@jessicay8207]

One of my favourite tv characters of ALL time. So bloody amazing and funny. My absolute fave along with Cam from modern family.

[@isaiahmoseley5503]

Schmidt is a totally different character now i miss single Schmidt

[@iHaWkS15]

It's called character development

[@markashleymacatangay2874]

Ashli B is he supposed to be jackass till the end? new girl is not that type of show, you can see just from the first episode that he is a good guy, this show has morals in comedic fasion which is totally cool.. just my opinion tho.

[@neegas3490]

@@markashleymacatangay2874 true

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

He is still neurotic, has OCD, insecure about his looks, mispronounces words, hates Democrats and Liberals and Greens, loves Nick. He has grown up, it's realistic development. If he stayed douche in his late 30s, it would be lame and boring. He was less and less douche with each season, so it was a gradual development. In different words... Deal with it, whiny brats.

[@gaiusx287]

Ashli B it was clear from the first episode that his jackass side was a facade

[@idhertog]

2:03 "It's on and poppin' up in here u feel" 😂

[@patrickrandolph8079]

"Its the wood of poor people and outhouses" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@atharvdatar]

"What if i eat my own hair and pooped out a wig" this guy is insane xD

[@StrykezMan09]

"What happened to you?" Everyone's asked or thought that about long term friends at some point in their lives LOL

[@aneirys]

He was the best part of New Girl 😂😂😂

[@Matt7R]

You missed two of his best!: SCHMIDT!! I’M SCHMIDT. THIS IS NICK AND I’M SCHMIDT! And not forgetting: TWENNY NIIINE Hahaha

[@theiosif3632]

The supporting cast is the only reason I watched this show. Schmidt and Nick cracked me up. Winston, Coach and Cici had there moments too.

[@lucygonzalez9618]

I'm surprised that "what the hell, it smells like freakin Tijuana!" Wasnt included LMAO

[@emillelee5999]

"LOTUS BERRY RELAX? LOTUS BERRY RELAX? THEN WHY DOES YOUR HAIR LOOKS SO BABY SOFT?!!" The way he said that so aggressively is so funny

[@kianami5367]

The “oh hello” in the beginning was so unexpected 😂😂😂

[@ellax325]

When you've binge watched this show enough times, you know the script before Schmidt opens his mouth.

[@boymiyagi]

1:02 I bought cardigan because of this

[@omikamalhotra2583]

My personal favorite is "ARE YOU THE CRIMINALS??? FROM THE STATISTICS!"

[@emilykira7025]

When the guys asked Cece to speak on their answering machine and Schmidt kept intervening. 😂

[@loganu4664]

The one before the video even starts put a smile on my face. All he’s doing is hiding behind a chair and saying, “Oh, hello!”, in a weird voice!!! 😆😆😆

[@miche8868]

"the little yellow men"

[@adiolawatson6804]

“Youths!” 😂😂😂

[@ServingKant42069]

All time greatest "i dont have sperms, i have tadpoles... Of the gods"

[@mainlycl6748]

Imma need a Winston vid!!

[@Browneyezish]

“ PoppaCorNo popcorn in Italian “ 😂😂

[@laura-fe5de]

So nectar

[@chinohja]

i pissed myself when i saw #8 for the first time....still cracks me up

[@BiohazardGarbage]

I want a guy like Schmidt ♡

[@jacquelinedimattia774]

😍😍😍😍 Thanks Next of Ken!!

[@elizabethcormier5554]

"I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere" 🤣🤣🤣

[@vr3824]

He slapped him so gracefully

[@MorseCodeStutters]

I can watch this all DOY

[@izzydubmusic]

Why does your hair look so BABY SOFT!

[@Kelly-uw1xr]

He’s so cute I die every time I see him. I wish he was real ):

[@rose_honey2023]

2:32 has be peeing my pants😂😂

[@kelleypetrone2796]

Rose Jimen I choked on my sandwich when I saw that 🤣😭

[@mrdemonlord1]

4:36 "would you mind have a discussion, openly, about the subject of intercourse?" *finger quotes* "shoot" so subtle

[@trevoryoung7184]

They totally neglected the later seasons tho! Schmidt was comedy gold thru out the whole series lol the mustache scene in season 7 killed me lmaooooo

[@caitlynmurphy1636]

If I pee while its happening will I die lmao!

[@lucila5466]

'You didn't use to be like this Schmidt...You've gotten so much worse' ❤

[@mitchellderepentigny1809]

JAR!!!!! for the title of this video

[@haileylong5739]

“Thumb ring bitch! You got some Schmidt on your face!” Best line ever

[@benmungai5978]

He said he had a package . . .(Scoofs🤣🤣) . . .For Schmidt 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Top reason why he was my favourite character on the show!!

[@mgnath]

What if I eat all my hair and poop out a wig? 😂😂😂 but the besr one aint here... "Winston, if you think those shoes are brown, what color do you think you are?" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lilor4932]

I love everytime he says “WiNstON”

[@gatorguyblue]

best line ever on New Girl.....the kid who on the "Dance" episode yelled at Schmidt....."leave me alone you flamer".....LMAO

[@poonking3628]

I've waited so long for this