New Girl Moments I Reference Way Too Often

[@annabanana-oh7re]

the white man scene is in every single new girl compilation i watch,and im not complaining,i love it(also the ,,meth" episode is hands down one of the funniest on the show,its comedy gold😂)

[@JB-qf5ep]

'What's all that clanging?' 'Oh it's just a bunch of clanging' 😂

[@tss3393]

Also 'Gave me cookie got you cookie!" Also "All day!" Only one missing is "What are you, nuts!?"

[@theamclain3240]

Oh my gosh the meth scene absolutely took me out

[@moaekentoftmlgy2949]

I will forever laugh at that scene

[@toy_bonnie]

Nah the funniest was spiderhunt

[@Niqhtmares075]

“ARE YOU THE CRIMINALS??!? FROM THE STATISTICS?!?!?”

[@twin_sisterz]

WE HAVE CRIME, THAT REQUIRE STATISTICS ?!

[@_birdie]

My favorite line in the entire series hahah.

[@jackyyk6371]

That and TYPICALLLL!!!! are the best lines in the entire show in fact typical was the reason I started watching the show

[@Khofax]

My favorite quote “You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. It’s science” ~ Nick Miller

[@mya1256]

I literally quote this every other week

[@jakethesnake8829]

“I don’t wash my towel, my towel washes me” -nick miller 2011

[@twin_sisterz]

As a jewish girl, « No I’m not afraid of the dark, I’m worried for Schmitt, he’s a jew in a desert I don’t want him to wander » is an absolute gem and I love it

[@SeraphsWitness]

"TYPICAL!" Gets me every time and I see it coming from a mile away.

[@sarahl.p_2916]

i went to an aquarium for school and i said ‘gimme it’ to a lot of fishes but no one understood and i was devastated😭😭

[@gmalva]

Felt 💔

[@ssaltmarsh]

“WHY CANT I HAVE THE THINGS THAT I WANT?!”

[@igot7mencalledgot76]

I can't wait to turn 29 and say "twENTYY NINEEE"

[@gmalva]

#lifegoals

[@saradwenger2388]

i’m so glad i was born on the 29th

[@CalebLLShow]

6 years ago I was 29 I said the thing Still makes me happy to think about it

[@khiaratt]

OMG FELLOW AHGASE THAT IS ALSO MY FAVE HAHA 🤣🤣🤣 TWENTY NOINE! 29! HAHA

[@igot7mencalledgot76]

@@saradwenger2388 I'm so jealous cause damn you can day it "ERRY DAY" (Schmitt with the coffin haha)

[@alphacode5]

my two favorite lines of this show for me are "stop being so mean to me or i swear to god i'm gonna fall in love with you" and "where are you schmith? this place is fancy and i don't know which fork to kill myself with"

[@eller594]

two of my favs haha

[@7srchoed]

Ah, you’re a Nick

[@RaptorFaceRumble]

"Do I regret it? Yes Would I do it again? Probably" Story of my life right now lol

[@TheBombayMasterTony]

"You gave me a cookie, I gave you a cookie. You gave me cookie, gave you cookie. Gave me cookie got you a cookie. You gave me cookie I got you cookie, man! Gave me cookie got you cookie, we're even! We're even, Schmidt!" - Nick Miller

[@Beepboop00]

Fun fact this line was completely improvised and everyone found it so funny they didn’t stop him to start over

[@gmalva]

@@Beepboop00 oooo I love this fun fact. The improvisation on this show is too good

[@DavidEmbry]

This took me from "no hope to hope"

[@ayej26]

You can thank mr. wimpstums for that🥰

[@adrianaavila8853]

“I’m not convinced I know how to read. I’ve just memorized a lot of words” 😂😂😂😂

[@gmalva]

I love this one! I reference it too often in my every day life…. As a dyslexic I swear by it

[@crystaltiaratuesday]

This one cracks me up every single time

[@margaridarodrigues7450]

I appreciate the fact that 60% of this is from background check

[@gmalva]

LMAO

[@joelbedulla4]

Best episode ever

[@Lola-il7kp]

My favourite episode

[@ultimategleelover1]

My favorite episode

[@Kairii2.0]

Hands down my favorite episode

[@colindavey4075]

One of my favorites that I never see on these compilations is when Schmidt is telling Cici that a lot of people have been famous who never finished high school (I think that's what it was). He adds in Ann Frank and then there is an awkward pause before "...I'm gonna take that last one back." The delivery and the pause just kills me.

[@zongmuas]

one of the most chaotic episodes in TV history has got to be the Meth episode. It starts and just GOES. beautiful writing. 😂

[@werebetryin]

Nick dripping wet most of the episode and him talking about how he couldn't get hard his entire time as a 16 year old because he thought they were finished kills me every time.

[@dewberrystar]

That's my favorite episode of ANY comedy show ever. The chemistry just works so well, from the actors to the writing and directing, it just flows and one can't literally stop laughing the whole time. Especially when Nick starts telling his stories 😂

[@gmalva]

@@dewberrystar I’m so with you. I also love how the entire episode is in apartment 4D.

[@SuperLivestrong101]

" Everybody calm down,. Are you really a dancer?" "Are you an idiot Sam?"

[@gelina237]

My mom and I’s FAVORITE scene to reference/talk about is the “did you register me as a sex offender?” 😂😂

[@rebeccaa5371]

Winston in the episode with the badger in the air vents is so funny to me 😭

[@esthers.9185]

I used to do dog walking as a job, and there was a golden retriever I used to walk called Winston. And every time I went in the house to go take him for a walk I’d say “Hey Mr. Wimstons, you ready for a walk?” because I absolutely love the storyline that Coach found Jose on the street to alibi for Winston’s good character at 1:40 😂😂 and then that Coach and Jose bonded over shopping at the mall later!

[@Novack49]

Duquan

[@andrewrogers3279]

We laugh at the sun

[@paintedinink5641]

“If we were meant to talk about FeELiNgS, they would be called TALKINGS.” 😂😂😂

[@josefina6949]

“No Schmidt! I don't trust fish! They breathe water, that's crazy.”.😂😂😂

[@aureadavilapasten604]

winston: hey bartender, can you call me an ambulance? i'm about to bleed out. thanks man 😉 best line

[@Cafp81654]

Nick and Ruth fighting gave me life like if anyone was going to argue with a toddler it would be Nick. And the fact that Schmidt accepts it and doesn't correct either of them is just gold. I love it.

[@dewberrystar]

"Why don't you go wait for her downstairs? Don't make her buzz up like a shawarma boy." I don't know why but the way Jess says this absolutely sends me every single time 😂

[@kuggefar4070]

"Welcome to the skincircus ya little peanut" is a precious gem as well ^^

[@ronnirolston8992]

“Aye girl whatchyo name is? What that thang do?” I quote that daily 😂😂

[@deadringer444]

gave me cookie got you cookie became a proverb with my former roommate and I. What a beautiful sentiment from Nick Miller

[@isadoraramos1862]

As I live and breathe? Raisin?????

[@karigoodwin4225]

i love how most of these are nick. Nick Miller is my spirit animal

[@Vishanator0]

My favorite line is from Micro when coach and Schmidt are competing and Nick jumps in to take a dig at coachs waist. The comeback is pure gold. "Who's talking to you depression era garbage man?"

[@gmalva]

So underrated

[@JB-qf5ep]

Some stuff that isn't in enough compliations' Nick: 'Whose that scissorhands guy? Rick Snip?' Nick saying that being a lawyer is like riding a bike, then it cuts to Nick struggling to ride a bike and yelling 'They changed these!' 'I HATE BLUE SO MUCH!' 'What's all that clanging?' 'Oh it's just a bunch of clanging.' 'Green is whatever I want it to be' Nick to Tran: 'What would you do?...Of course you would you dirty dog' Nick screaming in the Haunted house Nick jumping in Tomatoes: 'Freeze frame! When I'm up in the air and the legs are there!' Schmidt: 'What's it going to look like? The pictures on the box! It's a Japanese garden!' Schmidt getting turned on by 'Girls with clean hair' Cece talking like a baby Every Winston and Cece messaround Winston with his arms taped to his chair 'How am I supposed to turn the pages?! Then his little runs in the chair 😂😂😂

[@JB-qf5ep]

Also: Coach, trying to train Nick using the acronym PEANUTS: 'Physical. Education. Activity. Nuts.' Nick repeatedly saying 'What do you mean?' to Schmidt and then yelling. Schmidt: 'Are you the criminals?! From the statistics?!' Schmidt getting stung on his face, yelling at Winston to pee on his face, then 'You peed in the ocean? Disgusting!'

[@manuellarodrigues4386]

"I can totally change my personality" also😂

[@tiff_marie88]

YOU GET ONE WIFE.

[@gmalva]

0:32

[@quadling3521]

I say “gimme it” and “this. Is. SO. TERRIBLE!” so constantly I sometimes forget they’re Schmidt quotes.

[@sheilar5660]

I watched The Meth the other day and I laughed so hard until my chest hurts even though I've watched the entirety of this show for like 4 times 😂

[@gmalva]

Dude same 😅

[@LizzieSorrell]

i love them so much

[@gmalva]

Thank you Lizzie

[@vesstig]

I still havent finished this show but now I need too!

[@Iiammdanii]

Just finished watching it again, i guess ill rewatch for the 18th time🙂

[@haleymilbrodt8080]

"What kind of person pees on an electrical socket?" "I thought it would make lightning"

[@johnd3124]

I have this belief that somewhere in a parallel universe, Loft 4D exists and Schmidt, Nick, Jess and Winston are living there.. that gives me a sense of comfort

[@secretlybees]

the 'gave me cookie got you cookie!' is one of my most referenced ones tooo

[@Laguna2432]

the one i'm missing here that i reference way too much is "sponge" 😄 but the white man scene might be my absolute favourite from the whole show, along with i'm not sure i know how to read

[@aria45.fg.]

i love winston 😂😂😂

[@gmalva]

ME TOO

[@lolohlondyy7944]

The episode with theMeth kills I love it

[@chadm528]

Very happy cookie is the first one

[@abiramijothi4016]

Please don’t say that to me right now 😂 1:08

[@jisungsguitar]

starting off with one of my fave and most used quotes

[@amandasolivan8016]

The scene where nick tells cece “you’re not a nurse” is so funny to me

[@jesusandmaryjane]

im a very good secretary

[@TheMeow20]

Yes also "puppy innnn a cuuuuuuup 😭😭" 😂😂

[@djriggles]

i knew the first clip would be got u cookie

[@gmalva]

It's ✨iconic✨ so it has to be first ;)

[@prpl_jane]

I recently had to fight the urge to watch new girl again for the 10th time..... Watching this did *not* help

[@gmalva]

I'm sorry 😪

[@jeanniecampbellohnmacht2126]

Never fight it!

[@crystaltiaratuesday]

I just rewatch it over and over haha😂

[@sagikurland1146]

1:38 get out of my head GEt OUT OF MY HEAD

[@lunalu155]

riding on my sorfbord 🌊🌊 sorfbord 🕺🕺 brANGING ON THAT WOOD 😼😼oh bay bee BRANGUNG ON THAT WOOD 👹👹 we be all night 😔☝️we be all night ✊✊

[@gracemain885]

I love that half of these are from background check 😂

[@marklentz1095]

I'll use "i hate doors!" till the day i die.

[@aj_san3788]

I use the "a white man? NO!" all the time

[@amethyst-rp]

The scene where Nick is talking to Schmidt's dad while they wait for the elevator is one my mum and I reference regularly, and Schmidt's 'youths-' when his tyres get stolen

[@gmalva]

Check out part two on my channel, I think you’ll like it based on this comment :)

[@daenerystargaryen4185]

My all time fav that i never see in compilations is "I am Frank Scabopolis"

[@TallulahMorgana]

once you discover that Winston is colour blind, the difficulty that he has in completing jigsaw puzzles makes a bit more sense i think.

[@pauf1099]

- A WHITE MAN ??? NO! AND WHAT DID SECURITY DO ABOUT IT? - nothing… - TYPICAL Absolutely iconic

[@lifewclairee]

my fav quote is MEN WORKING ✋

[@annasigersmark9910]

I’m gonna dooo youuuu puzzle - RIGHT ON THE TABLE

[@hannahwoodhams6619]

Stop being mean to me, or I'm going to fall in love with you!

[@russsss3098]

TYPICAAAAAL

[@dagnabit27851]

"Youths"

[@ritafernandes2996]

Are you the criminals?!!! From the statistics?!! I love new girl ahahah

[@Samgotboredd]

I quote “ ma called the bees are back” a lot And random things to confuse ppl more

[@notpollypocket]

i feel so much better after throwing up in the fire

[@hellomacimorgan]

missing ooo ya girl i’m bout to skippity-bop-ba-baaa tststs

[@blue7lvn245]

Nicks wrong, most of the world your allowed a bunch of wives, lol also the blueberry prank is beautiful

[@ismail_tv5081]

Guys please someone just hit me with a series have the same energy like new girl and Brooklyn nine

[@hugodaboss]

You give me, cookie, i give you cookie

[@jordyntraver9063]

I love that half of these have nick in them hahahahaha

[@tomgibson2049]

1:38 among us reference

[@Cejae28]

I’m not really into this video but my wife is and when we watched it together, she said you had to comment on how cool new girl references are way too often and upside down reverse sideways kick drills, and I said all right I’ll post it

[@JaredRus]

?¿⸮·-u

[@johnlarue3163]

Gave me cookie, got you cookie.

[@tes-quick]

i always say the first one 😂😂

[@ralfparra7070]

1:38 among us

[@Kennaplays12]

“That’s why I don’t play poker or talk to pregnant ladies”

[@Play_tots]

Diariah head aw ruth

[@ilhamiff]

I miss the doinging - doyng

[@rotcehlobo8311]

You need to quit being so mean to me or I swear to god I’m going to fall in love with you.

[@blue7lvn245]

Statue of liberties!

[@cameronelizabeth7665]

Jesus loves you

[@idanlewenhoff2295]

Twenty noine!

[@DrMattDestruction]

Robots are coming to take 800 million jobs by the year 2030! There’s already a McDonald’s restaurant without any human employees today! We need the Universal Basic Income now! With the ubi, we can also have the ethical $0/hour minimum wage. Which means more people can afford to create jobs! I want dozens of $0/hour employees. Don’t you?! Let’s create more job creators! Let’s make the Universal Basic Income happen now! Giving

[@Play_tots]

🍪🍪🍪🍪

[@metalmarlett1418]

Bruh 360p? What is this 2004

[@JaredRus]

Doggy Snap Filter? @metalmarlett1418 What is this 2016 bruh

[@JaredRus]

Doggy Snap Filter? @metalmarlett1418 What is this 2016 bruv

[@metalmarlett1418]

@@JaredRus it’s from 2012 actually