3D World, but It’s Google Translated 100 Times

It's Super Mario 3D World, but all the text, dialogue, and even map locations have been run through Google Translate multiple times, creating some hilarious results. I'm gonna try and get through this game with my friend ‪@failboat‬ but I added a few more surprises without telling him...
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[@Google]

we're here for the chaos

[@JayMoji]

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GOOGLE?!@?#?@

[@onk5112]

omg wait I know you

[@OGSonicFan2.0]

@@JayMoji hey jay!

[@EmmaFlannery]

Google! Hi! Love ur app btw

[@TentaCole]

Something about Mario’s portrait with *”DIE”* underneath it made me laugh more than I thought. 🤣

[@hypno_fanta]

Thats probably because his wide eyes and smile gain a different meaning with that title next to it. XD

[@Red-boi2012]

Who let ihy Luigi write that XD

[@Teee_Deee]

Just the fact that the mod straight up made a kaizo level with that castle flag pole on accident is genuinely hilarious! XD

[@vexfcstudios6929]

“This class of 2024” shouldn’t have been as funny as it was but for some reason that line was goddamn hilarious

[@CalmestRaccoon]

Class of '09 has some competition.

[@eco1828]

As a class of 2024 graduate myself, I approve

[@lotusaku.]

@@CalmestRaccoon EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKIN

[@azaisyafrenzy3750]

Class of 2024 here lol-

[@trudysukhai6208]

When?

[@MayroSMM]

DAMN I thought that level was impossible when I tried it, great job!! (also thanks for playing my funny)

[@G.GlovePoP]

slide

[@HappyXID]

It's mayro!

[@sammatthewa859]

MAYROOOOO

[@Minimeepj]

You didn't make shit your only translated it (which multiple ppl can do) no reason to credit yourself

[@AlexIsYellow]

⁠@@Minimeepjhe was just saying, not crediting himself

[@Cloudxedits]

"if your not subscribed to jaymoji then your not as cool as failboat" *intensly stares into the camera*

[@ZingierAlpaca96]

Considering I used bad translator extension one time and “the lab” translated to “vehicular manslaughter” I’m really not surprised by these results.

[@PennyO_O]

Do you perhaps remember the name of that extension? I want to try it but I also don't want to accidentally install an IP Logger.

[@sketch-eee4165]

​@@PennyO_O same. Imma leave this here to be notified.

[@TheDarkPeasant]

@@PennyO_O there’s a google docs extension called “Bad Translator”. Not sure if it’s what they’re talking about but it does what they describe

[@juliakvederis532]

Remember Shiver saying vehicular manslaughter that one time

[@mizukittyakinyama]

ah yes, makes total sense

[@Cypherlord]

“Side order but I google translated it 100 times”

[@zombieking24314]

Yes

[@someoneunactiveaccount]

"Splat 2 hero mode and octo expansion but i google tranlated it 100 times" WE NEED ALL OF THESE

[@Cypherlord]

@@someoneunactiveaccount fr. I do also wish we could still do the totk mod chat

[@Vileplume3]

Anything splatoon google translated is needed

[@MrCat-qg7rz]

Yep that I want to see

[@De_an]

I have direct contact with Mario, so I was able to ask him what "satcross" means. Unfortunately, he just looked at me very uncomfortably and the both of us just sat in silence for a solid two minutes. Eventually, he said something along the lines of, "We don't speak of satcross anymore," before hastily dialing a number on his phone and mentioning that someone knew too much.

[@tysoniacrypoid575]

Mario 3D World but I shook my switch a little too much

[@juliakvederis532]

LMAOOOO

[@ElainePortonova-uk7cd]

I typed the name of the kingdom into google translate several times. It went from "Sprixie Kingdom" to "The Empire is Destroyed".

[@facuzamorano7839]

Rome:

[@brittloki5227]

THE EMPIRE IS DESTROYED

[@TheTrytix]

Failboat and JayMoji: "Oh Satcross isn't a word? What does ChatGPT have to say about it?" ChatGPT: "Satcross is not a word-" Failboat and JayMoji: *Starts aggressively gaslighting ChatGPT* GhatGPT: "I'm sorry, Satcross IS a word turns out."

[@dropdmike75]

19:28 I think that's the hardest I've laughed in my entire life lmao I was crying so much from laughing so hard

[@Rug682]

Navigating the world, the perfect sequel to Glass of Gendo Wine.

[@GrimoireIsGrimm]

Jay and Dan failing at the final level meanwhile I’m sitting just wondering about that secret pipe in world 1-2

[@kycklingskott4021]

That's what im saying🎉

[@MariogamingMario]

0:16 you’re finally getting back at failboat.

[@Ryyi23]

Failboat actually managing to pull off that move at the end was NUTS!

[@SpinyDisk]

15:29 this phrase could make for a really pixelated video idea with very low audio quality, preferably made using a DS

[@McGoomba]

it already is

[@Prettiest_boy_in_the_mourge]

Aw dangit!

[@toast2110]

The character select screen is lying to you, everyone knows that Toad is always the correct option.

[@Artificer_]

Toad is literally the only reason my dad and I beat the game together years ago, his speed made it possible for us to get through the final tower without dying lmao

[@raphaeldagamer]

I asked ChatGPT in my own way for a meaning for satcross, and it came up with the idea that it means a moment of deep reflection, usually done while sitting down, in which thoughts intersect.

[@animalbio608]

i love how with these two, it's like when you're with your best friend: literally everything and anything is funny

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

A new video in Jay's badly translated series is always an instant add to my "My favorite videos ever" playlist, and adding Failboat to the video just makes it even better. My lungs actually hurt from laughing so hard over the past 25 minutes 😂

[@SuperX4Life]

Jay's face at 4:09 is the face of a man who has seen things, terrible things.

[@Cloudxedits]

it wouldve been funny if failboat said "the idea is simple" in the beginning lol

[@awffawwfawafwaf]

1:11 being the moment they perfectly synced that movement

[@animal_gal_adventures9885]

It's like when like cats synchronize their steps because they're friends

[@FreshBeeth]

21:41 the taco bell i ate a few hours ago planning its next move

[@plaguedoctorraccoon]

Jay's brain autocorrected "winky goth" to "milky goth"...... We only hear what we want to hear huh? 😂

[@Ivypool123]

i love your profile picture😂

[@Theartistdee]

11:41 choir with jaymoji and Failboat

[@Teajassid-wb3mq]

According to Urban Dictionary satcross is "an exclamation for when you’ve done something absolutely remarkable and just have to say something that would get you banned from television"

[@cjlite0210]

16:13 Average Mario Maker troll level

[@EdgyRoseBoi]

Couldn’t they have just used the secret warp pipe to skip the world?😂 Dudes suffered so much in the end!🤣

[@horaciodossantoscaminero1865]

19:04 THE SKIP. THE SECRET EXIT IN THE SECOND LEVEL

[@Eradivision2002]

5:14 i love this bit. "Oh we got some more time, though! Thank god." 3x

[@k.k.8133]

biblically accurate thwomp

[@myarmsrgone]

BE NOT ATHWAID

[@FivePebbles-e8s]

Sir this is the scariest moment of my life

[@EandMcreatez]

7:27 they be doin the 40° MJ Lean

[@NikFromm]

3:55 Don’t listen to them! *I NEED TO SEE THAT LIST!*

[@TheRealKaiser1337Music]

All you need to know is that Nr. 1 was Piccolo

[@myarmsrgone]

​@@TheRealKaiser1337Music AS IT SHOULD BE

[@amandareeves5101]

No. Mario is no. 1, though Squidward is a close second.

[@susangoforth3867]

15:31 LET'S GO GAMBLING! 15:53 AW DANGIT

[@GreenLockGuy17]

I like how pretty much every Warp Box is missing from where it should be, so they have to find it. Same with the goalpole.

[@SpoopyKrown]

This video is the payback for Failboat using Mario to trick Jay into playing Kirby mods

[@Halfsmashy]

15:34 Raxdflipnote reference :D

[@katherineamandab]

14:36-15:35 made me laugh harder than I've laughed in a long time, this is going in my happy videos playlist 😂

[@major293]

5:19 Jay and Failboat have linked minds

[@Hiopi_]

The sequel to gendo wine!!

[@loveyouroniii]

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[@CabbageOnTheInternet]

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[@Techmej]

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[@evelynbeil900]

Every time someone says, and here we are, I think of the Kirby part at the end where they’re like and here we are the ultimate life form 17:48

[@Chaos_Insurgency_Engineer]

Same

[@RayDragonM]

0:30 I’ve never Dan smile this hard, he looks genuinely happy to be here.

[@Trashrat1237]

9:15 as someone who has a friend i call luigi, who calls me mario, (both of us with very active imaginations) peach wants to invite the bros and the other bros (you and failboat) over for some tea and mariokart. also stay fresh i hope you see this jaymoo

[@vexfcstudios6929]

I saw “google translated” and instantly clicked haha

[@paradoxical_anomaly]

I spoke to my man Mario, turns out it means “the ability to pole dance”

[@SinnohJohtoKanto]

The translator really likes Peach/Bo Perry considering the other options were Die, L, and Incorrect

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

11:33 This fits with the world name being "milky goth" :3 (I am a gay woman, I am legally allowed to make this joke)

[@PaulineGiblin]

24 min ago

[@TentaRose]

10:03 was that a magic school bus reference

[@deltaplayz3627]

7:15 mario said to me satcross means a significant other being burned in the family reunion while wearing a poncho on only june 8th

[@arinpendragon4344]

10:08 Nice Magic Schoolbus reference, ARNOLD!😂

[@fatricecat]

Nice to see Failboat getting trolled by Jaymoji for a change

[@Amanda-zn7ox]

0:32 Oh dear God I accidentally zoomed in my phone and got a close-up of Dan's mouth! At least it's a good mouth!

[@pandie_cube]

Jay and Fail's commentary combined with breaking these games is such a duo 🤣

[@TRJames5914]

15:53 aw dang it! aw dang it! aw dang it!

[@mizukittyakinyama]

*CHCHCHRRR* aw dang it! *CHCHCHRRR* aw dang it! *CHCHCHRRR* aw dang it!

[@randy_hato]

absolutely loved the "Struggle to get to the end so we used a cat suit and the Invinci-Tanuki" Part Reminded me of when me and my brother used to try super hard to cheese a level together

[@Xalo_]

when more noah content failboat you can’t get away failboat

[@eve13acatty]

Oh I'd love to see this as a series, you two are hilarious together and the unpredictability of these mods make it even better!

[@astroidadams5456]

Its always amazing to see these two just be pals.

[@David20Craft]

8:14 DUDE, THE BROX CHEER TIMED PERFECTLY WITH THE CLOUD CANON

[@TheWtfanime]

The level of patience they had defeating Bowser over and over again just to complete the level is insane

[@Angel-Dust-The-Prostitute]

3:30 in older mario titles; if you didn't have any ground you'd just fall in a pit and die and the level would restart.

[@MK8MasterJunjie]

I can’t. Whenever I see Failboat I get severe whiplash. It’s not his channel so I never expect him to show up.

[@McGoomba]

15:31 Let's go gambling! CHCHCH RRRRRR Aw dang it! CHCHCH RRRRRR Aw dang it! CHCHCH RRRRRR Aw dang it!

[@teamdestroustion8870]

Satcross-an exclamation for when you’ve done something absolutely remarkable and just have to say something that would get you banned from television

[@Pearl_Blossom]

12:03 the sequel to Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door: Paper Mario The Thousand o Wall Wall and Rice

[@Halfsmashy]

I was waiting for dis moment I was about to say do that 14:24

[@WitchCandyVODs]

Considering the hermit craft fandom made a definition for "Cobblesome", I fully expect a Satcross definition to be posted to wikipedia and urban dictionary by the end of this week

[@Artdragon32411]

What if Jaymoji did one of these videos for Paper Mario: The Origami King? Or even just modded PMTOK in general LMAO

[@russellsample2763]

I think the funniest thing about the final level being broken is that you could've just used the warp in 1-2 to get to World 2 lol

[@CL1CKi]

FAILBOAT?!?? YOU MEAN THE GUY THAT GOES “Animal Crossing, but I flew to random islands with one. Simple. Request. Just make it weird. And oh boy did you guys deliver!” (It’s been a year failboat WHERE IS MY ANIMALA CROSSING?!?!?)

[@yeeteducation]

11:33 💀

[@Nightforce8]

We NEED more of this. It is THE recipe for chaos, and it is perfect

[@Heheheha-fd3iw]

13:14 I almost croked on my chips

[@tomatozest6074]

I've been so busy these past few years I somehow didn’t realize you hit half a million, damn nice job man! 3D world was one of my first mario games and I love to see the cursed monstrosity it is here

[@gren8te319]

12:17 the river abstracted harder than kaufmo

[@USSWisconsin]

After the intro I fully expected this mod to just be 3d world but harder but it certainly does make it broken

[@Corvidiot_YT]

I love how every thumbnail has f*ck you lmao in it now

[@maxcuppens]

me: this looks funny *failboat is here* me: perfect video

[@mizukittyakinyama]

3:48 kacero's top five anime women list actually having piccolo at the top is amazing. piccolo best girl and the people *_are_* ready for facts

[@LHYT12345]

8:20 pets the piranha plant and then dies

[@EpicHeroes713]

satcross: an exclamation for when you’ve done something absolutely remarkable and just have to say something that would get you banned from television (source: urban dictionary)

[@Theonebananaboy]

Fail boat uploaded a video as I'm watching this,I feel special

[@pixelwhisper1999]

I love how the level REFUSED to work with Plessie, but as soon as you just.. stopped using them... it worked just fine

[@-Kait-]

idea: translate ace attorney 200 times and see how well you can do and how hilarious the sentences are

[@manfacecat8020]

Save data did the first case

[@NikoShr00b]

7:57 I'm like 90 percent sure there's Guilty Gear music in the background while Jay is being sucker punched and I approve. To Kacero or Jay (or whoever's idea that music was), you have my seal of approval.

[@VanguardAlexkio]

That is 100% Storyteller. There's no way it isn't

[@qKitti]

PLEASE do more of this oh my gosh this was so funny bgfhbd

[@Numbking]

New ANDI or whatever you wanna call this intro “Oh please let this be a normal play through” “With jaymoji NO WAY”

[@DelCorb]

ANOTHER BANGER VIDEO IN THE MAKING

[@evelynbeil900]

Hahahaha 0:50 the WiGgLy mUsIc

[@akirahisui-lucario5636]

0:53 Failboat: Does this look like the face of mercy?

[@purpledude6492]

8:22 when you're playing poker and the dude next too you is drunk and screaming

[@ManiaBrosStudio]

0:14 *The idea is simple.*

[@Emihana]

I adore these types of videos so much! Thank you for the video Jay!

[@Leif776]

Hi, class of 2024 here, you didn't have to kill my friends but I appreciate you congratulating us :)

[@marioandsonicanimations]

I would absolutely binge watch this! Give us more pls!

[@Halfsmashy]

23:37 woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh