I Tried 100% Speedrunning Kindergarten 1 & 2

[@younes._.]

Will this affect the Nugget Cave?

[@ricardoj376]

It survives safe and sound

[@AxltheTemplar]

However, access to the cave is gone...

[@Datsunz-fr2nw]

The better question... will this affect the trout population?

[@thetwins8932]

@@Datsunz-fr2nwyes

[@Lunawithcheese]

Yes.

[@derp1715]

I am glad you speedran this game to show the masses how truly great I am at Kindergarten 2 speedrunning.

[@etaylor1741]

Holy shit it's the person in first place for kindergarten 2

[@TutorialsGuy]

This person is a legend

[@druidplayz2313]

I can feel the gravitational pull of this guys nuts

[@MegaDerpyDragon...52]

@@etaylor17415th, with a time of 44:44, Amaz0ng!

[@lexi1337-r6s]

Attention seeking 🤡

[@sugarfreelemon_]

57:14 Hey it's me! (I'm never getting the world record back at this rate lmao)

[@randomloseranddull1560]

hey at least you got it once!

[@L1NEre]

Good luck u got this

[@TheAbsolutepixel]

You got this

[@derp1715]

How dare you all prey on my downfall.

[@sugarfreelemon_]

@@derp1715 I'm super busy, so your downfall's not coming for at least a couple of months unless somebody else comes along! Also, even if I do beat your time, you'll probably just beat mine again within a week haha

[@T0ky0_Cho]

"We love you Nugget", we all chant in unison

[@cheesybob691]

We love you nuggets

[@pakonpoon5280]

我們愛你雞塊

[@isaacLE13]

We love you Nugget

[@GrapeFanta5]

We love you Nugget

[@ganendraarfa3270]

We love you nugget

[@BL0XYST1NG3R]

21:05 Nugget’s arm wasn’t stuck, he just chewed it off cause he felt like it was mandatory.

[@catherinesweb]

he got too bored

[@gur3478]

He needed enrichment

[@idosarts_and_krafts]

Yeah And not because he got attacked or anything All mortal creatures fear him

[@faekeeper5946]

@@idosarts_and_krafts Immortal creatures fear him too

[@idosarts_and_krafts]

@@faekeeper5946 that is true .....however i personally haven't seen any evidence to prove such a fact

[@hotmilk3129]

40:11 its been 5 years since Kindergarten 2 came out, and yet only today do I learn that Jerome can freaking READ this WHOLE TIME-

[@doktorkot5717]

And Kindergarten 3 had trailer released some time ago

[@plasmaflippy9376]

And apparently Nugget can write, since I doubt someone else wrote the note for him in kindergarten 1

[@catherinesweb]

i thought it released in 2020?

[@hotmilk3129]

@@catherinesweb July of 2019 actually

[@SuperUmizoomi]

@@plasmaflippy9376 he can, he wrote a love leter to lily

[@thejunglegym1641]

I feel like this is destiny. I just rewatched the other kindergarten videos on this channel this morning and now i have a new one to watch.

[@שחררפפורט]

It happens to my as well 😮😮😮

[@OfftheWalllll]

Me too lmao

[@Swiftstorm86]

This video made me remember - the dev for this game also made another game called Magicite before Kindergarten. It was a 2D pixel-styled platformer roguelike and it was extremely fun. A bit buggy but a lot of replayabilty with some good depth if you took the time to learn it. Sadly, they abandoned Magicite after a large patch that broke a lot of things and never came back to fix it proper. Without community patches the game would be hardly playable. I'm legitimately glad that the dev went on to make more good things, but it always makes me sad to think about the game that I spent so much time on being the way it is now.

[@animal_gal_adventures9885]

54:38 bob is the best anf my favorite. He may be a bit naive and oblivious but you can tell he cares about his job and the kids

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@BoliVic96]

so happy to see this is improved speedrun and not just the older videos stiched together

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@srtn1137]

still could be better, you can skip whole hall pass by brute forcing the hall monitor. less time consumed.

[@BoliVic96]

@@srtn1137 the comment it's not about being optimal, it's about how many youtubers have taken to reupload old content instead of creating new, with this channel luckily it wasn't that huge of an issue but I had to unsubscribe to multiple channels because I really don't need my feed full of videos that I've already seen

[@rogercruz1547]

It's so funny you guys also have that bathroom phrase thing. "Can I go to the bathroom" vs "May I go to the bathroom". In our case here is: "Posso ir no banheiro" vs "Posso ir ao banheiro". I guess teachers are the same anywhere in the world.

[@EighmyLupin]

That's really cool that it works in multiple languages

[@luis_lasagna]

@@rogercruz1547 "posso ir no banheiro" VS "posso ir caga"

[@rogercruz1547]

@@luis_lasagna kkkkkkkkkkk na minha escola a turma era mais educada

[@ice6978]

brasileiro tá em todo lugar msm né viado

[@C.C.Sinclaire]

Its the same in german too. Literally 1-1 with english

[@Grapes-nk2vk]

24:56 That was wild to hear because for some reason I totally remembered Montey being in a wheelchair in the first game too lol.

[@Nublythenub0078]

Nah just the second thx to the janitor

[@thenyancatminecart2214]

And then a weekend DLC

[@G4m3sy]

Wut ​@@thenyancatminecart2214

[@Imamotherfreakingavocado]

I wonder if there's eventually going to be five Kindergarten games in total, so we have the whole week

[@NyanCat_vampirenok]

I remember reading somewhere that there were gonna be 5 normal ones and two monstermon ones or something, but that was years ago so

[@Lil_Ms_Dipst]

They're working on the third one!

[@catherinesweb]

wednesday

[@Sxcheschka]

2:39 Literally Grass, now you can officially say that you've touched grass. WAHOOOOO!!!!

[@SuperdogGaming]

Will you be speed running kindergarten 3

[@ProudDoggoYT]

It hasn't came out yet but I think he will

[@thewhatever993]

are there any release date info ?

[@LemonHead992]

There's gonna be a 3rd one!!?

[@jamieford5090]

​@@thewhatever993no there isn't yet

[@Dragon-77D9]

​@@LemonHead992 yea, there's a trailer for it

[@liamclarke9804]

Speezy may not be pregnant, but he always delivers.

[@VidXPert-d6v]

lol😂😂😂

[@i_make_beats]

wtf 😭

[@FortniteIstrash]

Oh wow, I definitely didn't see that comment before. So original.

[@inteleonsnipermaster6706]

hey atleast its unique

[@chromos5268]

NPC ahh comment 😭😭

[@Endycat1]

I love this game, I’m excited for the new one to release

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Sillystuff-i7s]

“We have to give him $5 or he’ll kill us.” I thought this was a game about kindergarten! “Then we tell him his dad will never come back.” BRO WHAT KIND OF GAME IS THIS!

[@lilinsanecreator51070]

So uh. Whatcha think of the endings?

[@anotherpromotor]

Already finished watching. I speedran watching it

[@Tyranno_Rey]

But are you 100% it too?

[@GodlyDuckk]

Well, this is going to be a bloody fun video!

[@FreshlySqueezed777]

Indeed

[@magmaboisstuff4270]

Emphasis on bloody-

[@Little-pluto-behind-neptune]

*Blood!*

[@SaphirePhionex]

@@Little-pluto-behind-neptunelots of splooshy splooshy blood (don’t worry I have a bucket)

[@AM_OEDITS]

44:01 oopsie I accidentally told him I killed his parents, silly me

[@G4m3sy]

Oopsie

[@ww4830]

Anyone else have jacksepticeyes voices for each character embedded in their brain

[@annellora]

I do and it's been years since I watched any of his videos. I feel so nostalgic.

[@auden4531]

For me it's the GTLive voices

[@jujck7869]

Its CoryxKenshin for me😔

[@unlawfulcoconut7291]

GTLive voices here

[@Chaotic_evil_duck]

Captainsauce voices for me

[@Loren_Arg_6816]

If Nugget has millions of fans i am one of them . if Nugget has ten fans i am one of them. if Nugget has one fan that is me. if Nugget has no fans, that means i am not alive anymore. if the world is against Nugget i am against the world NUGGET. IS. LOVE. NUGGET. IS. LIFE.

[@UnreliableArsonist]

PPPREAAACCHHH BROTHER

[@TheDoctorGD]

.EFIL .SI .TEGGUN .EVOL .SI. TEGGUN dlrow eht tsniaga ma i tegguN tsniaga si dlrow eht fi .eromyna evila ton ma i snaem taht ,snaf on sah tegguN fi .em si taht naf eno sah tegguN fi .meht fo eno ma i snaf net sah tegguN fi . meht fo eno ma i snaf fo snoillim sah tegguN fI

[@Xero5273]

What he said

[@IsaacDaSaxaphone]

NUGGET IS ALL

[@Kaslin64]

NUGGET OR DIE!!!

[@StinkyCheeseworm]

46:44 Lunch Teacher.

[@Wario-The-Legend]

I just said lunch teacher, looked down, and saw this comment. Insane.

[@shork2526]

​@@Wario-The-Legend Same!

[@LostAstro]

@@Wario-The-Legendsame

[@flamedounut]

I like how he finally rounded out the series with a speedrun of both of the games this is true comedy!

[@Anonymous39000]

What are the odds I literally just started rewatching somebody play this game a few days ago and thought a few hours ago "I wonder if EazySpeezy has speedrun this game before"

[@tomotime9284]

Kindergarten might be a silly dark humor game, but God nugget going "the pills have done their work, but nugget doesnt want to forget anymore" goes kinda hard

[@The-new-kid]

Lets goooo my brotha Lets wait for kindergarten 3

[@rmendeljacobs2832]

as someone who's never played any of these type of video games, stumbling on this video, I am immediately shocked/confused at the narration xD

[@MINECRAFTER_BD]

Watched the whole thing already, another banger vid by our favorite speed runner

[@gavingraham9565]

For kindergarten 1, someone on the community page recently posted a method to get the monstermon ending in just 11 days

[@michaelplantarich3375]

Im so happy you did these 2 games. Love it!

[@AviLauze-oz2xz]

Whoever made this game needs to get an award.

[@saxolot2810]

For Cindy's ending in the first game it's not only not required to kill Lily, but actually optimal! Neat!

[@AndrewTape822]

NUGGET IS SO HAPPY. Good for you buddy

[@Knojj_stickman349]

2:13 Danm Cindy show's no mercy to the janitor XD

[@ask3288]

"This is pretty bad, but hey it's for a Monster mon card so it's okay"

[@Midit-n1n]

This is the best channel to make me sleep because I don't understand anything anymore!

[@QueenAleenaFan]

The fact that you can say 'Kindergarten 3' and it not just be a pipe dream is nice

[@da_cool_figure1445]

day 6 of asking EazySpeezy to speedrun animal well, but on other note this fits well cuz i recently watched ur other kindergarten videos

[@NerdEtle]

This is such a classic, love this game.

[@SimpleAnims]

20:27 is when kindergarten 2 starts

[@yeklk]

YES ILL FINNNALLY BEAT THE GAME

[@AlmaShinku]

How many Games you'll gonna speedrun on 2025? Eazy:Y e s

[@Jackgerman-ei1ny]

Just another good video, like always

[@Kid_Wampir]

Cant wait for you to speedrun kindergarten 3!!

[@sapphireclawe]

Random suggestion for a speedrun: the Grimshire demo, all obtainable quests done as fast as possible in that time. I wouldn't have suggested this if I didn't know that all (current) quests were completable by the end of day 6 if you try hard enough. But it's absolutely something that would be interesting to watch. (At least for me lol)

[@sullivanhouse4697]

Can't wait for Kindergarten 3 I can't believe they're making a new one!!!! So exided!

[@JCNiinja]

I’ve been waiting for this! Ever since you regular speed ran Kindergarten 2 😊 Thank you so much!!!!

[@aidenpaynter5894]

Easyspeezy is the best KZbinr ever

[@sadiezeedrich4893]

Who’s excited for Kindergarten 3?

[@willcth3b3st]

We all love kindergarten 1 & 2, and now we are all just waiting for 3!

[@vivistarlight5666]

Congratulations congratulations on 3 million subs

[@Strawberry-sandwhich]

Congrats on 3 mill!!!!

[@EmilyMullins-qj3mt]

I've acually never heard of this game until now, and it's got to be one of the funniest I've ever seen!🤣🤣😂

[@stzymxnkey]

one of my favorite game series

[@connneryoung2955]

I love your long speedrun videos!

[@Ravozhon]

I can't wait for you to 100% speedrun Kindergarten 1, 2 & 3 when Kindergarten 3 releases

[@k3vinkTownLegoBatman2752]

carla, lily, billy, and monty are the only normal people 😭😭😭😭😭

[@sagegg5018]

The last episode wraps the story soooooo good cantwait for you to see it

[@VasilijeMomcilovic]

3 million subs congrats

[@Epic_Starz]

3:08 that was WILD for a kindergartener to say 😨

[@Bobby-nels0n]

3:08 “RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE” Cindy said camly

[@Aphelia.]

I usually sleep to your videos, but with this one I'll be having nightmares...

[@pamnedwetzky8754]

Nugget is the best character

[@TDCgorillaguyvr]

nugget is impressed with you

[@fredmonjube5753]

Do you know how long I’ve been waitin for dis?

[@overgrownghost]

This would have been very helpful to my playthrough of this game getting all the Monstermon cards

[@daniel19465]

30:45 i swear when i watched captainsauce play this you couldnt help jerome and was just forced to sacrifice him when you enter this conversation

[@GrahamDoesYoutube]

I love your speed runs

[@CarmineTX]

This is the most messed up Kindergarten I’ve ever seen

[@Soma-NotOfficial]

You bless me with content of which I have been dried of for days : )

[@andrewseeley3614]

So after watching both speedruns and all their endings, I'm curious: What are the "canon" endings for these games?

[@Rws4Life]

Let's gooooo! I love your original vids of these games!

[@simplyrandom830]

Kindergarten is always nice to see!

[@2uka]

Kindergarten 3 will be a great game can't wait for it to release

[@yingzhang3695]

Kindergarten 1 Great Kindergarten 2 Best for now Kindergarten 3 Idk looks better then 1 worse then 2

[@kj117br5]

greatest. no, greaterer

[@yingzhang3695]

@@kj117br5 ????

[@kj117br5]

@@yingzhang3695 yes

[@victornardifadescp1840]

Can you please make a speedrun of ace of seafood

[@maltasa5637]

Nugget cave is life, Nugget cave is god, Nugget cave is our Savior.

[@allererstesahnesam3531]

I loved these Games!

[@NAME_Azooz]

Man this game made me watch my favourite arabic yt (yes am saudi) so many memories

[@thunderhammer7]

KZbin must have known this video was coming, since it reccomended your other Kindergarten videos a week ago.

[@shhhCitronella]

18:10 i just realized this was the plot to resident evil 1

[@austinwilburn1772]

So disappointed Kindergarten 2 isn’t named “Kindergarten 2: First Grade”

[@Chaotic_evil_duck]

It wouldn't make sense because kindergarten 2 is only one day after the last one

[@liakmit3821]

I love u:) Please try to speedrun Dark Deception

[@YellowMonkYT]

14:09 terraria boss death

[@jenniferellingford5377]

This just reminded me that kindergarten 3 is coming out.

[@ainoolivernaquita5355]

Kindergarten 3 is out in 2024 or 2025

[@arnifenrenso2940]

I love hearin the sticky keys from skipping dialogue

[@devilstvgaming3105]

Can’t wait for kindergarten 3

[@y2cq]

im eating good for this hour ‼️‼️

[@TheBootsCoconut]

danmi saw this 25 seconds later

[@Dragonoid9810]

My first thought from seeing this pop up in my recommendeds: Sounds canonically traumatizing

[@yeensbeans]

You should 100% factorio. Lots of good guides. First 90 minutes is the hardest but once you hit that it doesnt matter as much how long it takes to 100%

[@anaxii5018]

Hey! I really like your videos! Have you ever considered speed running any of the Kingdom series? Like kingdom: Two Crowns or Kingdom: New Lands? Some of my favorite games :]

[@Cupheadmaster50]

Congratulations on 3m subscribers ❤

[@lukacunningham342]

Imagine if Con Man Games saw these videos and in their next Kindergarten game, put something to slow down speed runs like a character telling you you shouldn’t run or something like that

[@NotTheAnnoyingDog]

I love you Speezy. Platonically

[@MilkTeaMayhem]

7:29 …Yeah… “Adoption”….

[@Tranishedbattler]

The teacher ending Nugget still not died because inside the nugget cave still have the nuggets to land on

[@alleishafreeman1473]

I could’ve sworn I saw you speedrun this already😭

[@voguishthrone5887]

He did separately, but this is a new run

[@ShantyGames1]

For all the people asking if this is a repost it is But this time he is getting the monster cards