I Tried 100% Speedrunning Kindergarten 1 & 2

[@derp1715]

I am glad you speedran this game to show the masses how truly great I am at Kindergarten 2 speedrunning.

[@etaylor1741]

Holy shit it's the person in first place for kindergarten 2

[@TutorialsGuy]

This person is a legend

[@druidplayz2313]

I can feel the gravitational pull of this guys nuts

[@DerpyDragon...52]

@@etaylor17415th, with a time of 44:44, Amaz0ng!

[@lexi1337-r6s]

Attention seeking 🤡

[@younes._.]

Will this affect the Nugget Cave?

[@ricardoj376]

It survives safe and sound

[@AxltheTemplar]

However, access to the cave is gone...

[@Datsunz-fr2nw]

The better question... will this affect the trout population?

[@thetwins8932]

@@Datsunz-fr2nwyes

[@Lunawithcheese]

Yes.

[@sugarfreelemon_]

57:14 Hey it's me! (I'm never getting the world record back at this rate lmao)

[@randomloseranddull1560]

hey at least you got it once!

[@L1NEre]

Good luck u got this

[@TheAbsolutepixel]

You got this

[@derp1715]

How dare you all prey on my downfall.

[@sugarfreelemon_]

@@derp1715 I'm super busy, so your downfall's not coming for at least a couple of months unless somebody else comes along! Also, even if I do beat your time, you'll probably just beat mine again within a week haha

[@hotmilk3129]

40:11 its been 5 years since Kindergarten 2 came out, and yet only today do I learn that Jerome can freaking READ this WHOLE TIME-

[@doktorkot5717]

And Kindergarten 3 had trailer released some time ago

[@plasmaflippy9376]

And apparently Nugget can write, since I doubt someone else wrote the note for him in kindergarten 1

[@catherinesweb]

i thought it released in 2020?

[@hotmilk3129]

@@catherinesweb July of 2019 actually

[@SuperUmizoomi]

@@plasmaflippy9376 he can, he wrote a love leter to lily

[@T0ky0_Cho]

"We love you Nugget", we all chant in unison

[@cheesybob691]

We love you nuggets

[@pakonpoon5280]

我們愛你雞塊

[@isaacLE13]

We love you Nugget

[@GrapeFanta5]

We love you Nugget

[@ganendraarfa3270]

We love you nugget

[@BL0XYST1NG3R]

21:05 Nugget’s arm wasn’t stuck, he just chewed it off cause he felt like it was mandatory.

[@catherinesweb]

he got too bored

[@gur3478]

He needed enrichment

[@idosarts_and_krafts]

Yeah And not because he got attacked or anything All mortal creatures fear him

[@faekeeper5946]

@@idosarts_and_krafts Immortal creatures fear him too

[@idosarts_and_krafts]

@@faekeeper5946 that is true .....however i personally haven't seen any evidence to prove such a fact

[@thejunglegym1641]

I feel like this is destiny. I just rewatched the other kindergarten videos on this channel this morning and now i have a new one to watch.

[@שחררפפורט]

It happens to my as well 😮😮😮

[@OfftheWalllll]

Me too lmao

[@animal_gal_adventures9885]

54:38 bob is the best anf my favorite. He may be a bit naive and oblivious but you can tell he cares about his job and the kids

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Swiftstorm86]

This video made me remember - the dev for this game also made another game called Magicite before Kindergarten. It was a 2D pixel-styled platformer roguelike and it was extremely fun. A bit buggy but a lot of replayabilty with some good depth if you took the time to learn it. Sadly, they abandoned Magicite after a large patch that broke a lot of things and never came back to fix it proper. Without community patches the game would be hardly playable. I'm legitimately glad that the dev went on to make more good things, but it always makes me sad to think about the game that I spent so much time on being the way it is now.

[@BoliVic96]

so happy to see this is improved speedrun and not just the older videos stiched together

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@srtn1137]

still could be better, you can skip whole hall pass by brute forcing the hall monitor. less time consumed.

[@BoliVic96]

@@srtn1137 the comment it's not about being optimal, it's about how many youtubers have taken to reupload old content instead of creating new, with this channel luckily it wasn't that huge of an issue but I had to unsubscribe to multiple channels because I really don't need my feed full of videos that I've already seen

[@Grapes-nk2vk]

24:56 That was wild to hear because for some reason I totally remembered Montey being in a wheelchair in the first game too lol.

[@Nublythenub0078]

Nah just the second thx to the janitor

[@thenyancatminecart2214]

And then a weekend DLC

[@G4m3sy]

Wut ​@@thenyancatminecart2214

[@Sxcheschka]

2:39 Literally Grass, now you can officially say that you've touched grass. WAHOOOOO!!!!

[@rogercruz1547]

It's so funny you guys also have that bathroom phrase thing. "Can I go to the bathroom" vs "May I go to the bathroom". In our case here is: "Posso ir no banheiro" vs "Posso ir ao banheiro". I guess teachers are the same anywhere in the world.

[@EighmyLupin]

That's really cool that it works in multiple languages

[@luis_lasagna]

@@rogercruz1547 "posso ir no banheiro" VS "posso ir caga"

[@rogercruz1547]

@@luis_lasagna kkkkkkkkkkk na minha escola a turma era mais educada

[@ice6978]

brasileiro tá em todo lugar msm né viado

[@C.C.Sinclaire]

Its the same in german too. Literally 1-1 with english

[@Imamotherfreakingavocado]

I wonder if there's eventually going to be five Kindergarten games in total, so we have the whole week

[@NyanCat_vampirenok]

I remember reading somewhere that there were gonna be 5 normal ones and two monstermon ones or something, but that was years ago so

[@Lil_Ms_Dipst]

They're working on the third one!

[@catherinesweb]

wednesday

[@tomotime9284]

Kindergarten might be a silly dark humor game, but God nugget going "the pills have done their work, but nugget doesnt want to forget anymore" goes kinda hard

[@Sillystuff-i7s]

“We have to give him $5 or he’ll kill us.” I thought this was a game about kindergarten! “Then we tell him his dad will never come back.” BRO WHAT KIND OF GAME IS THIS!

[@lilinsanecreator51070]

So uh. Whatcha think of the endings?

[@Endycat1]

I love this game, I’m excited for the new one to release

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@AM_OEDITS]

44:01 oopsie I accidentally told him I killed his parents, silly me

[@G4m3sy]

Oopsie

[@Zappysteel]

Fun fact:In Felix’s quest you don’t actually have to use the spiders, if you pass time when you’re supposed to use the spiders, you still win.

[@SuperdogGaming]

Will you be speed running kindergarten 3

[@ProudDoggoYT]

It hasn't came out yet but I think he will

[@thewhatever993]

are there any release date info ?

[@LemonHead992]

There's gonna be a 3rd one!!?

[@jamieford5090]

​@@thewhatever993no there isn't yet

[@Dragon-77D9]

​@@LemonHead992 yea, there's a trailer for it

[@liamclarke9804]

Speezy may not be pregnant, but he always delivers.

[@VidXPert-d6v]

lol😂😂😂

[@i_make_beats]

wtf 😭

[@FortniteIstrash]

Oh wow, I definitely didn't see that comment before. So original.

[@inteleonsnipermaster6706]

hey atleast its unique

[@chromos5268]

NPC ahh comment 😭😭

[@flamedounut]

I like how he finally rounded out the series with a speedrun of both of the games this is true comedy!

[@GodlyDuckk]

Well, this is going to be a bloody fun video!

[@FreshlySqueezed777]

Indeed

[@magmaboisstuff4270]

Emphasis on bloody-

[@Little-pluto-behind-neptune]

*Blood!*

[@SaphirePhionex]

@@Little-pluto-behind-neptunelots of splooshy splooshy blood (don’t worry I have a bucket)

[@ww4830]

Anyone else have jacksepticeyes voices for each character embedded in their brain

[@annellora]

I do and it's been years since I watched any of his videos. I feel so nostalgic.

[@auden4531]

For me it's the GTLive voices

[@jujck7869]

Its CoryxKenshin for me😔

[@unlawfulcoconut7291]

GTLive voices here

[@Chaotic_evil_duck]

Captainsauce voices for me

[@MINECRAFTER_BD]

Watched the whole thing already, another banger vid by our favorite speed runner

[@anotherpromotor]

Already finished watching. I speedran watching it

[@Tyranno_Rey]

But are you 100% it too?

[@rmendeljacobs2832]

as someone who's never played any of these type of video games, stumbling on this video, I am immediately shocked/confused at the narration xD

[@michaelplantarich3375]

Im so happy you did these 2 games. Love it!

[@Loren_Arg_6816]

If Nugget has millions of fans i am one of them . if Nugget has ten fans i am one of them. if Nugget has one fan that is me. if Nugget has no fans, that means i am not alive anymore. if the world is against Nugget i am against the world NUGGET. IS. LOVE. NUGGET. IS. LIFE.

[@80PercentUnreliable]

PPPREAAACCHHH BROTHER

[@TheDoctorGD]

.EFIL .SI .TEGGUN .EVOL .SI. TEGGUN dlrow eht tsniaga ma i tegguN tsniaga si dlrow eht fi .eromyna evila ton ma i snaem taht ,snaf on sah tegguN fi .em si taht naf eno sah tegguN fi .meht fo eno ma i snaf net sah tegguN fi . meht fo eno ma i snaf fo snoillim sah tegguN fI

[@Xero5273]

What he said

[@IsaacDaSaxaphone]

NUGGET IS ALL

[@Kaslin64]

NUGGET OR DIE!!!

[@The-new-kid]

Lets goooo my brotha Lets wait for kindergarten 3

[@StinkyCheeseworm]

46:44 Lunch Teacher.

[@Wario-The-Legend]

I just said lunch teacher, looked down, and saw this comment. Insane.

[@shork2526]

​@@Wario-The-Legend Same!

[@LostAstro]

@@Wario-The-Legendsame

[@gavingraham9565]

For kindergarten 1, someone on the community page recently posted a method to get the monstermon ending in just 11 days

[@Brandangaming-j8i]

In kindergarten civilization no one keeps there 3$ when Billy is around

[@ask3288]

"This is pretty bad, but hey it's for a Monster mon card so it's okay"

[@saxolot2810]

For Cindy's ending in the first game it's not only not required to kill Lily, but actually optimal! Neat!

[@AlmaShinku]

How many Games you'll gonna speedrun on 2025? Eazy:Y e s

[@Midit-n1n]

This is the best channel to make me sleep because I don't understand anything anymore!

[@connneryoung2955]

I love your long speedrun videos!

[@QueenAleenaFan]

The fact that you can say 'Kindergarten 3' and it not just be a pipe dream is nice

[@Knojj_stickman349]

2:13 Danm Cindy show's no mercy to the janitor XD

[@AndrewTape822]

NUGGET IS SO HAPPY. Good for you buddy

[@shiko-hirosuki]

Must be a rich school if they can HAVE BURGERS FOR LUNCH

[@da_cool_figure1445]

day 6 of asking EazySpeezy to speedrun animal well, but on other note this fits well cuz i recently watched ur other kindergarten videos

[@JCNiinja]

I’ve been waiting for this! Ever since you regular speed ran Kindergarten 2 😊 Thank you so much!!!!

[@AviLauze-oz2xz]

Whoever made this game needs to get an award.

[@locus1222]

YOOOO NEW VIDEO TO FALL ASLEEP TO. i often watch the other two videos to fall asleep. Or any easy speezy videos

[@Strawberry-sandwhich]

Congrats on 3 mill!!!!

[@Jackgerman-ei1ny]

Just another good video, like always

[@TDCgorillaguyvr]

nugget is impressed with you

[@SimpleAnims]

20:27 is when kindergarten 2 starts

[@Rws4Life]

Let's gooooo! I love your original vids of these games!

[@creativeyes3292]

There was a time we’re I thought games in this style always was bad but these two games is some of them that changed my mind

[@EmilyMullins-qj3mt]

I've acually never heard of this game until now, and it's got to be one of the funniest I've ever seen!🤣🤣😂

[@NerdEtle]

This is such a classic, love this game.

[@Anonymous39000]

What are the odds I literally just started rewatching somebody play this game a few days ago and thought a few hours ago "I wonder if EazySpeezy has speedrun this game before"

[@Cupheadmaster50]

Congratulations on 3m subscribers ❤

[@fredmonjube5753]

Do you know how long I’ve been waitin for dis?

[@sagegg5018]

The last episode wraps the story soooooo good cantwait for you to see it

[@Kid_Wampir]

Cant wait for you to speedrun kindergarten 3!!

[@GrahamDoesYoutube]

I love your speed runs

[@creativeyes3292]

Really hope there will be a third game in the series

[@Aphelia.]

I usually sleep to your videos, but with this one I'll be having nightmares...

[@Ravozhon]

I can't wait for you to 100% speedrun Kindergarten 1, 2 & 3 when Kindergarten 3 releases

[@sullivanhouse4697]

Can't wait for Kindergarten 3 I can't believe they're making a new one!!!! So exided!

[@Soma-NotOfficial]

You bless me with content of which I have been dried of for days : )

[@yeklk]

YES ILL FINNNALLY BEAT THE GAME

[@Tranishedbattler]

The teacher ending Nugget still not died because inside the nugget cave still have the nuggets to land on

[@thunderhammer7]

KZbin must have known this video was coming, since it reccomended your other Kindergarten videos a week ago.

[@k3vinkTownLegoBatman2752]

carla, lily, billy, and monty are the only normal people 😭😭😭😭😭

[@vivistarlight5666]

Congratulations congratulations on 3 million subs

[@sapphireclawe]

Random suggestion for a speedrun: the Grimshire demo, all obtainable quests done as fast as possible in that time. I wouldn't have suggested this if I didn't know that all (current) quests were completable by the end of day 6 if you try hard enough. But it's absolutely something that would be interesting to watch. (At least for me lol)

[@VasilijeMomcilovic]

3 million subs congrats

[@willcth3b3st]

We all love kindergarten 1 & 2, and now we are all just waiting for 3!

[@stzymxnkey]

one of my favorite game series

[@aidenpaynter5894]

Easyspeezy is the best KZbinr ever

[@zichenghan7585]

First time early for a EazySpeezy video Never felt better

[@daniel19465]

30:45 i swear when i watched captainsauce play this you couldnt help jerome and was just forced to sacrifice him when you enter this conversation

[@neonroses5444]

This game is a staple from middle school. I remember coming back from school and seeing a jacksepticeye notification of this game. Good times.

[@yusufhumaam2467]

Congratulations on 3M✨

[@allererstesahnesam3531]

I loved these Games!

[@indiecross3019]

I just realized that nugget is so strong that the earth trembles with each punch

[@Dragonoid9810]

My first thought from seeing this pop up in my recommendeds: Sounds canonically traumatizing

[@The_Epic-1]

3:08 that was WILD for a kindergartener to say 😨

[@sadiezeedrich4893]

Who’s excited for Kindergarten 3?

[@simplyrandom830]

Kindergarten is always nice to see!

[@lukacunningham342]

Imagine if Con Man Games saw these videos and in their next Kindergarten game, put something to slow down speed runs like a character telling you you shouldn’t run or something like that

[@MontyFurniss-e4h]

My name is Monty, literally. And I first thought is was a stutter, but then I heard it twice and I was feeling like that guy in the games

[@Darkhampte]

Congrats 3M subscriber 🎉🎉🎉

[@y2cq]

im eating good for this hour ‼️‼️

[@TheBootsCoconut]

danmi saw this 25 seconds later

[@FenriruEchocalypseFan]

Nugget doesnt know billy with principal pills

[@alleishafreeman1473]

I could’ve sworn I saw you speedrun this already😭

[@voguishthrone5887]

He did separately, but this is a new run

[@CarmineTX]

This is the most messed up Kindergarten I’ve ever seen

[@TheFrickingFlower]

Congratulations on 3m!

[@NATER-TAINMENT]

As I learned from the janitor, violence is always the answer!

[@bradleymenendez9642]

Congrats on 3M!!!

[@WillTonkin-lk3ed]

When kindergarten 3 is out, make a speedrun for it

[@augustjareau]

never been this early to a speezy vid

[@AbigatorJames]

Gunpoint speedrun when? I know you'd do phenomenal

[@ahyrieswest1388]

Finally posted

[@NotTheAnnoyingDog]

I love you Speezy. Platonically