3rd Gen Hololive (Host Club) ー Bullied Rabbit, Carrot or Mace? and Noel x Flare flirting

I just rewatch the old stream a few days ago because i got nothing to watch while work from home
man, i really miss this stream
【ホストクラブ三期生】貢いでしまうクソザコ女達、ホストクラブに来てしまう。【ホロライブ/ハニーストラップ】
• 【ホストクラブ三期生】貢いでしまうクソザコ女...
(Stream has been set to private due to COVER corp copyright shit stuff)
(EDIT. Archive is Up!)
Marine Ch. 宝鐘マリン
/ @houshoumarine
Pekora Ch. 兎田ぺこら
/ @usadapekora
Flare Ch. 不知火フレア
/ @shiranuiflare
Noel Ch. 白銀ノエル
/ @shiroganenoel
Rushia Ch. 潤羽るしあ
/ @uruharushia
Matsuri Channel 夏色まつり
/ @natsuiromatsuri
Mary Channel / 西園寺メアリ【ハニスト】
/ @mary_saionji

[@joew4215]

Everyone: does lots of ecchi stuffs and makes weird noises Bekora: *straight up a virgin comedian and being bullied*

[@moistcrusader2026]

🅱️ased 🅱️ekora

[@Theranthrope]

Bekora: "I need an adult!" Mary and Masuri: "I am an adult."

[@protocol.5981]

Kon🅱️eko!

[@cuevas8405]

everyone needs a straight man after all

[@kirklurkpu4470]

USADA, 🅱️EKORA 🅱️EKO! Doumo, Doumo, Doumooooo-

[@mon-6166]

I love how Pekora is the only one in-character cause that's how she deals with any social interaction ever

[@shingshongshamalama]

"That's my secret, senpai." *"I'm always in-character."*

[@KTWA007]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jXjUZpqXpbena6c

[@evangelineathanasia499]

from what I heard she's super shy and introverted irl.

[@Not_MissHina]

@@evangelineathanasia499 like aqua

[@Pefonmo]

I love how everybody has some elaborate name and the just _Bekora._

[@seneca983]

I'd say the only acceptable spelling is 🅱️ekora.

[@scottwpilgrim]

Bain Beko

[@seneca983]

@@scottwpilgrim 🅱️ain 🅱️eko

[@Xyb3rAnims]

seneca983 Bain of all Chaos

[@critiqalerror]

Bekora Big Chungus Big Pekora

[@TheCuratedCache]

When Noel used her own money she earned as Kurogane, just to get Flare to say "I love you" to her is the ultimate simping art technique.

[@AkinomaHNU]

**cough*cough** Matsuri **cough**

[@stetscopes]

Matsuri: “Can I put it in now? Marine: *”What do you mean-“* Matsuri: “The sake” *Sasuga 40 year old boomer senchou*

[@protor6277]

It's 17 years old Season 13. Get your fact right....

[@Wsio.]

@@protor6277 I think she's been getting called Auntie a lot that calling her a 40 year old is a running joke

[@tsuruza8507]

@@Wsio. yeh... And her age being unknown but insisting she's still 17 is also a running joke, hence 17 season 13 or whatever

[@jakubgrzybek6181]

@@tsuruza8507 her age isn't unknown, your roommate reps are lacking

[@tsuruza8507]

@@jakubgrzybek6181 well it's *supposed* to be unknown, but you'll eventually find it if you dig deep enough. unless i missed something about her actually confirming it herself, im just explaining the 17 season joke to the dude..

[@RadicalGaming1000]

13:23 Flare: "Shall I confess that to you as Kurogane? or perhaps, as Noel?" Knight.exe has stopped responding

[@MegaApostel]

lol Noel quitting her job to become a customer xD

[@ton4906]

Bekora instantly knew the horror when Matsuri asked for her xD

[@NamelessGlasses]

Matsuri be like: "SWIGGITY SWOOTY I'M COMING FOR THAT RABBIT BOOTY!"

[@VladimirIsmaenkAnzorkovich]

Marine: "Listen we've got script to flirt our guest" **guest flirt Homura* Noel: "I'm gonna end Marine's whole script"

[@VanillaAnimations]

11:10 THE THIRST IN THAT SCREAM I FELT THAT

[@Guitarpunkmasta]

i love how all of them imitate a mans voice except for pekora

[@danielsaiko]

What do you mean? She's the manliest man alive.

[@kaedekitajima9833]

@@danielsaiko Beko Beko

[@GoopFoopy]

You immediately got my attention at the Noel x Flare flirting part

[@merinMeriyarin]

i knew it i would get some *fishes* when i put that words on title

[@Necroneer]

@@merinMeriyarin We ate the bait

[@GoopFoopy]

merinメルかりや Smart person...very smart

[@Necroneer]

Damn I love Noel and Flare's exchanges here 8:07 Anything can 8:52 Repeat button 9:48 Noel advocating for Flare 10:23 Flare's introduction lmfao 11:10 11:18 Noel randomly joining the convo 12:03 Noel randomly joining the convo 12:45 A sudden switch!? 15:44 LOL Noel

[@yoursonisold8743]

This stream was the perfect storm: -Matsuri and Mary immediately say at the start that they are virgin hunting instead of coming to drink -The owner "Jack" tries to play down that the host club was closed for doing illegal things last time (lol) -Mary is a total M and wants to be verbally abused, which freaks out Bekora -Matsuri-hime sexually harrasses Bekora until he wants to cry -Jack gets mostly ignored despite being willing to lose his V-card more than anyone -Bekora wants to get them drunk so they will black out and be taken home, but instead Matsuri-hime gets hornier from it -Matsuri-hime gets double teamed by Kurogane and Rushifer and still somehow seems to be on top questioning if a mace and hypnosies are enough to satisfy her infinite lust -When Matsuri-hime runs out of money from buying too many donperi towers she says it's no problem, she will just take money from Hololive's bank account and refills her 5 million (lmao) -Randomly Matsuri-hime makes Mary buy a donperi tower for her via seduction (the money actually gets transfered to Matsuri's account, despite the donperi coming from the host club XD), making Jack question if they are even necessary anymore -Homura tries to seduce the guests, but Kurogane keeps praising him and swooning over him -Randomly Kurogane has a sex change and becomes Noel so she can order something from Homura (how is this club still running?) -Matsuri-hime order a bunch of donperi towers just so she can one-up Noel and make Homura say that he only loves Matsuri-hime -Noel can't back down and orders several donperi towers in a row, putting her into debt, just so she can match Matsuri-hime (Mary also ordered one), making it 11 in total. Thankfully Jack decides to only make one champagne call per guest -Matsuri-hime suggests they can have a 3P After this it's basically just chaos with money being thrown in every direction and by the end Matsuri somehow ends up with the most money out of them all, having seduced every host and Mary. This was probably her strongest glass cannon power display before she destroyed Ui-mama. By the end the club has to be closed permanently (again). Maybe forever this time. Hopefully not.

[@ghostwestminster7324]

Who's Jack

[@hendykho915]

@@ghostwestminster7324 Jack is Marine

[@ghostwestminster7324]

@@hendykho915 then who's Kurogane

[@Y01S4K1]

@@ghostwestminster7324 Kurogane is Noel

[@yoursonisold8743]

@@ghostwestminster7324 Marine = Jack (Captain Jack Sparrow reference) Rushia = Rushifer (Lucifer) Pekora = Bekora (he is a man of business, not love) Noel = Kurogane (because her last name is Shirogane. Switching shiro(white) with kuro(black)) Flare = Homura (means flame. Flare is obviously a fire related name)

[@pekoRys_AhoyMio]

"DT = virgin, not devil trigger" IT WOULD BE MORE SURPRISING IF IT'S ACTUALLY DEVIL TRIGGER AND SHE STARTS BANGBANGBANG, JUST SO YOU KNOW.

[@senint]

fuji hikki Yeah, I remember this anime what used term DT to describe the protagonist.

[@usadabinpekora5841]

Nooo Dt = dimension time #sugita

[@shun-li8204]

I guess you could say their party was getting CHRUAYZEE

[@puenboy1]

DT obviously means double tetris cannon

[@resltessmindtwr]

double time

[@kristoffer-2614]

Matsuri: ”i want you to say it closer, but louder voice” Rushias Fandeads who knows what’s about to happen: 🎼 you know the rules and so do iiii 🎼 *turns up voulume*

[@vojtechtokoly4577]

Eardrums: Say goodbye

[@haissem8388]

I literally maximized the volume when I saw this comment, unfortunately my earphone broke months ago

[@nigerianman7366]

7:32 DAMN NOEL

[@master-ofmanga2792]

Demonetisation time...

[@lentiel17]

I died at Marine's "repeat afta meh". RIP MY LUNGS FOR I CANNOT BREATH FROM LAUGHING

[@Munandarif]

Which one?

[@lentiel17]

@@Munandarif 2:10

[@snailthelostcow63]

Bekora is like that comedic relief character who is forced to be a host all of a sudden

[@redsalmon9966]

Oh Rushia’s voice tho Didn’t expect it to be this good

[@shingshongshamalama]

Wait till you hear Kanata.

[@Goxut]

Save Bekora lol she's too pure

[@merinMeriyarin]

i personally love Noel and Flare interaction on this part 13:19 - 13:31 it's both funny and cute at the same time ww there might be a mistake that the color subs switched, make sure to pay attention so you can tell which one is wrong! thank you!

[@brianezequiel8412]

I love it too, I have been waiting for this! Thank you so much for your hard work!

[@anonfinally1692]

Oh man this is nostalgic! Can you give us a transcript of the chant before serving those donperi lol

[@Shyncase]

I like how Homura(Flare) just stand there silently waiting for her turn

[@laceykaanaana]

LMAO THE SCREAM MARY DOES WHEN FLARE SAYS THAT MARY WANTS TO BE PAMPERED

[@deviwaazaa]

YAAAAAAAY MARY TRANSLATION I know she's not the reason why this got translated but I'm a big fan of hers so I'll take what I can get aaa

[@Necomii_]

First time seeing a host became the customer all of a sudden lol, I really like noel and flare's moment, it's so cute wwww

[@sorinash95]

2:57 Of course she means the Sake, what were YOU thinking Senchou?!

[@MukuonChannel]

Flare: "Let's graduate together!" Pekora: *Chaotic screaming*

[@Yukitokugawa]

Pekora saying mesubuta: NOO I DONT WANNA DO THIS Pekora saying ahegao girl: yeah this ez

[@RadicalGaming1000]

Matsuri: "There's surprisingly a lot of virgins in Host Club" _This gonna be good_

[@rednetseze476]

I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT!

[@jin6089]

I almost chocked on my coke when Noel said she has a mace 😂

[@jin6089]

Can we just talk about how hot Marine's voice in 2:07 is? It has a very strong onee-san vibe to it

[@Not_MissHina]

One thing i learn from this bar: -bekora: a rookie virgin, she's too fragile -jack: the owner of that bar -rushia: can hypnotized you and make you sensitive to 30.000 -noel: the professional mace user -homura: we don't talk about him, he's too handsome

[@kazumazzz]

Thanks for the subs! Just wanted to point out the Kokutetsu part: Since Mary made the mistake of calling kurotetsu instead of kurogane earlier, Marine upped the joke by changing the reading of Kuro to Koku. 黒 can also be read as Koku (e.g. brown sugar = 黒糖（kokutou)). So most likely it wasn't referring to the railways, just the alternate reading of kurogane = kokutetsu

[@MewtwoShineX]

15:45 LMAO it sounded like she almost spit her drink out.

[@rkbrillant5265]

Lol Noel is such a waifu. I love both husbando and her jealous knight cappu wife so much.

[@KazuhiroCh_HONMONO]

14:19 Now that is some serious excel skills; ¥10 million budget but somehow Flare ends up with ¥11.5 million while Noel is ¥4 million in debt.

[@lolwut2434]

I’ve heard the stories of this stream, and I’ve waited so long. Truly, thank you.

[@Vormelon]

Man we need the host club to return. Like they should make it into a series

[@ninomaeputanginanis-kfp]

So basically even in an alternate universe where they're all men, Noel's thirst for Flare is stronger than ever. Sasuga, Danchou. This was such a funny stream. Thank you for the translation!

[@RS-ld2sz]

Rushifer and Kurogane are top-tier. The other has a MACE and another can HYPNOTIZE

[@allysabartolome7573]

Noel straight up needs to slap herself. Hahaha. Ah, danchou is so cute.

[@Indifferential-]

Still f*cking hilarious after rewatch. Those animation videos made it even better.

[@silentlyquiet8792]

THANK YOU! I've been wanting to watch this subbed

[@goukenslay7555]

the collabs with other v tubers not within hololive is always a treat

[@2D.Dewieee]

Man, I know Flare's the Boss in ikemen voices but DANG Rushia... Rushia got me-- got me darn good- ha/%&# har- d -d -dddddamn! 6:49

[@2Sor2Fig]

Marine really would make an excellent madame.

[@jsfiii1212]

Thanks for the hard work

[@ramramraider]

I cant stop rewatching this. This never gets old. From this I got to know of Mary and i fell hard for their ikebo.

[@mashpotato255]

Theres so much chaotic energy here i love it

[@HeavenFailed]

finally some translated this. thanks!

[@grrmonkey]

I love Marie's laugh, it's like a dam bursting everytime

[@ramramraider]

I wish they do this again on a special occasion. Thanks for subbing this fun stream

[@ekasism]

Not even 1 second in and we get fkn MGS reference... that was pretty good

[@alvansasmutrich6068]

Pekora: redefining the term "pure chaos" once again

[@Thegadgetfish]

3rd gen host club is MY FAVORITE

[@tinchaulee]

Though that is still alternative way to watch the original stream again, I hope the original stream in Marine Ch. will set to public soon

[@keeylt634]

That TN about doutei meaning virgin made me sub no lie

[@Demonologist013]

I love pekora playing the straight man

[@TheZombieKing]

_"DT means DouTei, not Devil Trigger"_ That's what happens if you stay a virgin until 30. You don't become a wizard, you get a Devil Trigger.

[@hooded_pitohui4180]

My iPhone speaker peaked, it didn’t break thank goodness but damn Rushifa

[@AvariceBlitz8]

Why is 3rd gen literally the best gen out of all of them like holy shit this crew of dorks literally always makes me laugh

[@Hrupix]

Thank you for the sub. I had a lot of fun !

[@carlontesvito]

this is really is the funniest stream

[@hollydavid7363]

They sounded too cool for my heart~ pekora in character as ever

[@Gigabarto]

The funny thing here is that Matsuri really likes to throw her money to girls lol

[@jamesvids3771]

6:30 just leaving this here

[@zemyaso]

MY GOD, Lucifer and Homura's voices are so fucking cool

[@DreamOnDamu]

I like that you put pekora in oba's place in thumbnail

[@Quinellia]

I still watching this ... I miss 3rd gen ... 5 member ...

[@Harry94074]

This is probably the best colab event on Hololive thus far Aside from that can we talk about the wack-ass math being done for the hosts?! Noel bought 1 donperi tower and got charged 5,000,000!

[@ihaveaplan.ijustneedmoney.9777]

Marine's boss lady voice cures depression

[@tunabones5534]

This really is Hololive “Fantasy”

[@N40AX]

Noel jealousy is stronger than herserlf and her commitment to her character

[@friendlyminer656]

watching 3rd gen clips to cope with the news today… 🤡

[@tboc1346]

"Dt means virgin not devil trigger" fucking hilarious lol. good work on your editing

[@purpleblah2]

I like how the money counters were typed out in Excel

[@ckun2864]

Homura, the Onee-san slayer

[@Iggarashi]

For some reason i really love rushia's screaming voice

[@neostorm999]

Bekora: "THE ROOM IS RIPE WITH THE STENCH OF BITCHES."

[@ariac0re]

really made me feel things

[@apsinthos5439]

I thought Pekora being asexual is a joke Pure seiso gaki peko

[@lynette6093]

Great video. No matter what, Noel can't contain herself from Flare ahahahaha.

[@humo7609]

still gold

[@shanehunts342]

I love how Pekora is the Obatarian in the thumbnail

[@wolfen18]

You call that an earrape *ＷＥＡＫＬＩＮＧ*

[@hebo-pe6ct]

AHAHA this is the funniest stream i've seen in a while!

[@asianpersuasion4901]

I feel bad for Pekora having to deal with all the horni but DAMN it makes for some hilarious content.

[@TurtleStranger]

Pekoras war criminal powers could not save her from the overwhelming lust and debauchery that surrounded her. EXCELLENT

[@AzrenSA]

That was a damn trip...

[@notinusesoon4975]

I SHALL NOT LAUGH!

[@rpchn5698]

Im sure Matsuri is drunk IRL when filming this

[@rikishikato5001]

This got recommended to me after I watch Am Holo's animation

[@ultimatesimpers9706]

Cant imagine noel "muehehe" face after hear that.

[@tntxgoodin]

And in the end, they all fall for Flare, as they should.

[@KonSarObonDesu]

"i want someone with carrot attached to them" hahaha

[@Odontomango]

They are seriously using excel spreadsheet to calculate and keep track of the money spent in this roleplay LMFAO

[@castform57]

That's Marine for you. It actually works quite well, since she has the individual prices in their own cells, she can just add and remove the cell values whenever they need to. There are of course many ways to make it quicker and sleeker, but Marine does as she's used to.

[@Odontomango]

@@castform57 Wait, this was streamed on Senchou's channel? Sasuga da, as expect from a woman with working experience. She said she isn't good with tech, but apparently is able to freely use Excel lmao. From my experience, everyday people don't know how to use excel at all. It's actually funny.

[@casuallyred6523]

dat scream doe 😳 somewhere around 11:00

[@Brick224]

Goddamn, I wasn’t expecting Rushia‘s voice to reach THAT LOW. RUSHIA ONEE-SAAAAAN And I just love the chemistry between Noel and Flare bwuahahah