4/10/08 - Artie Lange Dance-off with Lisa G

[@Karl_Drogo55]

"Ronnie looks like he just stole some apples with his buddies on the lower east side" is the funniest description lmfao Artie nailed it

[@Rschr101]

Artie made the show with lines like that. It died when they fired him.

[@ksauce1718]

💯

[@MagaKoz]

I still LOL when I hear that line. And when the video came out and you could see it, it was even funnier. Ronnie doing the arm gesture at the end was great too.

[@mjpsy7121]

I don't understand the joke but it was really funny anyway

[@AlBooey]

Look at everyone smiling, laughing, just having a good time. The show will never has this dynamic again, smh...

[@joey662]

What did you expect? Everyone got old- shit happens

[@dennislovejoy5353]

So True!

[@fshoaps]

@@joey662Eh, Howard, Fred, not Robin werent young in the mid-2000s, but the show was still pretty great during that era. It’s a matter of passion, and the sheer amount of time they spent on the air. Artie never hurt either.

[@Somepepper]

this was the same day Artie attacked Teddy lol wasn’t a good day

[@bustercherry8734]

19:40 "I like how you pulled Lisa G's whole shirt up. That's cool. You're cool." lol

[@pepsitate8019]

Lisa was a little hottie

[@YoutubeSucksEggs]

To be fair it was cool

[@Karl_Drogo55]

"Ronnie looks like he just stole some apples with his buddies on the lower east side" is the funniest description lmfao Artie nailed it

[@demonet7121]

@@Karl_Drogo55 dancing like the cast of west side story

[@Karl_Drogo55]

@@demonet7121 lol so true

[@P715R]

Lisa danced like your teacher at the school dance

[@BloodyBamPot]

Howard dances like a skeleton who has been mummified

[@Joaquin-nh6sv]

Throw in the occasional clap and you called it

[@jayboyee452]

I know, it's so cool

[@filthyminges]

You arent funny

[@jpenir]

Artie is actually a better dancer than I would imagine

[@blue84freak]

He’s better at dancing, sports, and more intelligent than one would think.

[@fshoaps]

@@blue84freakThe whole Artie is an “athlete” is such B.S., the guy played sports as a kid, that’s about it. I do agree he was very, very intelligent though.

[@blue84freak]

@@fshoaps It's actually not BS. In every challenge he proved people wrong. He was good at basketball, good at baseball....He was spinning and hitting jump shots, hitting long three point shots, hitting balls far... as a fat guy. So, if he were in shape I would imagine he'd be even better.

[@julieeldridge8760]

The Artie years were some of the best. Hope he's living life well 💜

[@corinaperez226]

Artie has moves. Everyone else was so stiff.

[@kikieaddy2576]

Artie sooo cool…… Artie raps Biggie he’s been with some seasoned ppl.

[@happytrails151]

Artie is the best at everything on the show

[@TheDreamer1980]

​@happytrails151what are you 11 ? Like he's your favourite power ranger😊

[@CheekyKhihuahua]

Arties got heart man

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

He was the heart when they went to Sirius.

[@demonet7121]

Fred sits there laughing at everyone dancing then refuses. Worst kind of person in the world

[@demonet7121]

@@paulriordan7582 if Howard Skellington Stern and fucking JD do it there is no excuse not to. Maybe he could’ve bumped parts with Lisa G like Artie but nahhh Fred Eric is too cool

[@Rschr101]

Fred was autistic before people knew what that was.

[@Machiave11i]

So you think child rapists are a step above?

[@demonet7121]

@@Machiave11i here I was, excited that someone responded…obviously there are worse people in the world than Fred…in the context of normal people you’d hang out with - Fred has a bad, unfunny personality when he’s not mimicking JD

[@AndrewRyan-rd1wl]

@@demonet7121 The fact that guy took your comment as anything but a joke scares me.. Also Fred is a shit human

[@jonathanc5700]

I watch Artie dominate the dance floor at least 3 times a week

[@susanwojcicke]

That's some highly functional heroin right there.

[@mscarolynnigro]

That was funny. Howard looked like a giant stork doing a mating ritual.

[@Ascofield001]

5:03 "I don't dance" but that goofy smile betrays that he really wants to.

[@jamessantos9861]

Artie and Ronnie were the best.

[@vambo13257]

Ronnie was pathetic, Lisa G is sexy

[@IAEMThatIAEM]

JD was mad he won the dance off and it was overshadowed by Artie attacking Teddy later in tbe show

[@ryan50231]

lol that was on this day?

[@christianmayall6713]

Crazy how this is the same day as the teddy fight

[@Rschr101]

He said Bloomies.

[@wyattheilman5134]

I was gonna ask if this was the same day! I knew something about Artie looked familiar here.

[@gitgudbra]

@@Rschr101don’t ever say bloomies around me

[@RB-f]

“I swear to god he said Bloomies”

[@dacornholio123]

This is like the calm before the storm considering the infamous Artie and teddy fight happened the same day.

[@dennislovejoy5353]

Arty with Howard was the best! Love him or hate him.

[@matthewwilson5180]

Same day he attacked Teddy

[@josepha3805]

Awesome!

[@pcproff]

No shit how did he go from thar happy to that violent damn

[@arlflors6273]

That’s really hard to believe.

[@thebudburner]

😂

[@jasonbourne5142]

Wow really?

[@meatwad376]

This video gives me heartburn

[@Spootnik]

A man that could actually dance once told me: Don't raise your arms above your shoulders unless you know what you're doing. Otherwise, you're good.

[@DuckiesDad08]

Lmao. The reference is wasted on these undesirables.

[@buyerofsorts]

Words to live by if your gay.

[@gsesquire3441]

You snagged this from the movie Hitch.

[@demonet7121]

Love Howard hyping everyone up even though they all suck so bad

[@docholliday6338]

Back when the show was funny

[@onie4024]

Isn't it such a shame? It's hard for me to criticize Howard (I know others feel differently) because I'm so grateful for all the laughs over the past countless years...the show helped me through some incredibly tough time's in my life; however, I started trying to listen again last year and I keep tuning in hoping to catch something good but it's essentially unlistenable and it bums me out more than I can even put into words.

[@Siobhan11]

Howard dances like a preying mantis

[@edub9930]

*Howard is...

[@miriam.6304]

I swear I always say this about Lisa g I think she was in love with Howard😂

[@ThegreattblattHope]

She definitely was and I'm in love with her.

[@miriam.6304]

@@ThegreattblattHope she’s definitely a good looking woman 😊

[@buyerofsorts]

Stern looks like he's trying to fake a seizure to get out of paying his restaurant tab.

[@NsyShwl]

Artie almost took Lisa home until he ruined it 😂😂

[@AndrewRyan-rd1wl]

Ronnie and Artie win!!

[@stianw.danielsen2943]

Artie is good

[@bexxgenx3165]

The fact they think JD'S moves are dancing kills me😆

[@uggggggghhhhh]

4:23 howard doing the woah. 20:20 lmfao artie realized how awful that comment was as soon as he said it.

[@Karl_Drogo55]

"Ronnie looks like he just stole some apples with his buddies on the lower east side" is the funniest description lmfao Artie nailed it

[@candidotorres6008]

Ronnie looks like he stole some apples with his buddies😂😂

[@IAEMThatIAEM]

Do you see how casual all this is, you see how normal Artie seems,? this is the reason that Howard didn't think that it was going to blow up during the teddy thing

[@timcarroll7226]

Arties belly was enormous in this as his shirt rode up . Lisa's belly looked nice and toned though .

[@evanpenn1]

Oh snap, Artie served Glasberg hard!

[@IAEMThatIAEM]

14:20 Ronnie looks like he just stole some apples with his buddies on the Lower East Side. Actually I don't think you can get Playboy mud flaps unless you dance like that... Classic artie lines

[@justinsidious9772]

This is when Don Imus was cool.

[@KoRL12]

what's that text at the beginning about?

[@elrochedetumyolastan]

Artie and Teddy fight; Howard said he didn't want to replay that segment due to Artie state of mind

[@b33p]

One of the best episodes. Each dance was hilarious in it's own way (except Scott TE).

[@RandomFandom112]

Lisa G is awesome and still aweosme 🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@SwordOfZeal]

“I’m just such a white man” riiiiiiiight

[@ThegreattblattHope]

The way of the jew. Smh.

[@edub9930]

JD is Napoleon Dynamite in the flesh & actually thinks hes cool😅😂

[@PS-Archive.]

Song?

[@bsiev19771]

Lisa G was probably the least sexual person to ever be on the show

[@Rschr101]

Hottest chick we ever had up here.

[@kbarrett8991]

Howard wanted to hit it

[@9395gb]

Howard and artie are sexual? They are disgusting. There is nothing sexual aboit those men.

[@nikkirockznikkirockz8551]

Artie's more culturally hip, buT say what you will even Howie had a tad more rhythm than him and J.D. movement wise, surprisingly enough!

[@xDre4Real]

R u fucking nuts lmao😅😅

[@moralfuxery]

so wait, im a bit confused. The message at the beginning, was that what HTV put on that day or something? And to follow, is what were watching the 4/10 video, that in the beginning said we wouldnt be watching. Im probably thinking way to hard on it, all i do it stare at code all day to find errors, i get paid to overthink. Ronnie straight dancing out of the 50s 🤣

[@jsbrooksie]

I wish Howard would return to this type of show. Unscripted, no forced laughing or over the top sexual comments.

[@flintsky7706]

Not in this day n age

[@JaBoreman]

Over the top sexual stuff? The only sexual shit he does now is just men doing weird things. I honestly believe Howard and his stylist have a gay relationship. I think beth is just a beard.

[@No-ze7ne]

Let me see that little creep dance lol

[@ernestvernon9658]

Lisa was hot man. Artie missed out

[@lucienwmoon]

If you could, PLEASE, upload the show where the staff get on Lisa g for her sweet and meet. There’s a specific show where Lisa gets essentially the entire back office against her and she ends up crying when Howard begins to agree with everyone. I can’t remember the specifics but I haven’t heard it since back in the day. Dying to hear that one again.

[@chrisc4831]

I haven't seen a video of it but there are audio vids on KZbin of that

[@lucienwmoon]

@@chrisc4831 any links would be appreciated. I’ve tried finding it and just can’t.

[@chrisc4831]

@@lucienwmoon I found a channel that has basically all of howard TV in about 3 hour increments, they use the search Artie Tv Show a lot instead of howard to bypass getting banned. Hold up lemme find the channel.

[@chrisc4831]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZvboYFmg9F1bJY This channel has like 11 videos or so with 3 hour parts and one of them has the sweet n greet. I'm not sure which one does though.

[@Goodknowledge4522]

14:21 😂😂😂😂

[@UseHerNiem]

Artie got hands on IMMEDIATELY with Lisa. It would be a lawsuit for a million these days. Lisa was a cool chick, she gets a lotta shit but she was a team player and made some good radio. LISAAAA GLASSBURGGGGG TAKESSSSS SHITSSSSSS ATTT WORK…..takes shits at work……..takes shits at work…….takes shits at work

[@9395gb]

It's a shock jock radio show and she already consented to him doing that. It's an unprofessional workplace with different rules and policies. If you work at a firm or other professional area and did this you would rightfully face a sexual harassment or assault lawsuit or charges. Why is that so hard to understand? It doesn't make a woman "uncool" because she doesn't want to be sexually harassed or assaulted at her place of work or elsewhere. Consent is key.

[@GrateHamdar]

@@9395gb blah blah blah

[@happytrails151]

Did it happen before or after this hmmm...

[@FrontRowCentral]

Is this the same day as the Teddy incident?

[@Rschr101]

I wanted to throw him outta the car

[@jayfanes1125]

What was the song they were originally listening to?

[@PomazeBog1389]

Sandstorm - Darude

[@1coldboy]

cbat

[@aleksanterihuovinen4025]

G-MAN - Shake

[@sugarsore]

I wish we could hear what song they were actually listening to.

[@AndrewRyan-rd1wl]

Fred is such a tool..shoulda been fired rite there

[@Thetruth145-l7q]

JD actually seemed to have more rhythm than everyone else 😂

[@LeandrosAmarantidis]

Greg best hall cam guy

[@tomfrommaine]

Like Ronnie knows how to Dance

[@ratgodmetalsupertvshow9718]

JD=JP from Grandma's Boy but less cool

[@edgarspavlovics3540]

I think Ronnie was the best with that "apple" dance

[@tomfrommaine]

Ronnie how to sit down after moving for 2 MINUTES

[@SkippyDunlap]

I dont understand the message at the beginning... says they arnt showing Artie, then they show Artie...

[@matthewwilson5180]

Artie attacked his assistant Teddy that day

[@IAEMThatIAEM]

artie was 🌈 🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈. . lisa G was throwing herself at him

[@jasonbourne5142]

He was embarrassed of his beer belly

[@IAEMThatIAEM]

@jasonbourne5142 he could see his 🐓 unless it was tiny. Will said Hank had a giant wee wee and he pulled out that micro on his OG appearance so idk. maybe

[@dakotaezekiel6139]

If Howard didn’t have the bank account, he could still get laid. Reason being, he’s tall and goofy, weird chicks love tall goofy guy. - short stout guy with a 10 year marriage

[@9395gb]

He would get average looking women as howard is a below average looking man. He's not attractive at all. So why should he expect to get an attractive woman.

[@msstern3056]

Nothing quite as creepy as Wiggy attempting to dance.

[@John-e4p1x]

What about when wiggy the pelican talks about seeing girls "whole assholes hanging out" when they wear short skirts.... that aint creepy... no not at all... silver nickels and golden pennies!

[@Rschr101]

You're still his biggest fan🤣

[@msstern3056]

@@Rschr101 Wiggy doesn’t have fans. He has psycophants and people who hate listen

[@fshoaps]

Howard actually looked pretty cool during this era. Being completely real here. He isn’t dressed like some 21-year old.

[@IAEMThatIAEM]

14:14 Best Part

[@jasonbourne5142]

6:29 poor Beth

[@EYEQuestionEverything]

Artie reminded me of one of my cousins. Drugs eventually got him though.

[@christyd1144]

I know Artie looks terrible in this clip although the best dancer by far I love him and miss when he was on point

[@IAEMThatIAEM]

Artie had good footwork but ronnie was the (funniest, Best)

[@TheDreamer1980]

19:22..artie clearly high during this ... Doing that weird expression where he says something he thinks is funny then desperately checks to see if he gets a laugh but doesnt realise how obvious it is! Not sure what people are seeing here but to me he looks like a bloated mess dying inside but pretending hes still a confident person , complete act

[@KIISwitch]

Lisa wanted Artie so bad

[@IAEMThatIAEM]

JD?... those moves are garbage for a guy listening to techno

[@mjpsy7121]

Jared fox is a gray man. As if it wasn't obvious the entire time.

[@RB-f]

“What’s he saying Robin ??”

[@TDTam11]

Lisa is so hot!!

[@IAEMThatIAEM]

Artie and Ronnie are best, But the beat of that song is actually bangin, drums wise

[@kikieaddy2576]

Hol’ 🆙 JJ CANNOT DANCE.

[@MikeLavin]

God, I love Lisa

[@AnasCreativeCorner]

They made such a big deal about "the attack". When you just listen to it, it sounds like he rips the guys head off, when you watch it...he just threw a mug at him. Yeah, he was angry and it was inappropriate behavior in a "work place", but it was such an overreaction in my opinion.

[@Fucklifedeadshit]

Are you confusing the Sal attack for the Teddy attack? He fully charged him and several men had to hold him back. I don’t know what kind of dump you work in, but typically fist fights are discouraged.

[@david5132-t2u]

Artie was also high out of his mind

[@Fucklifedeadshit]

Nevermind the fact that if I winged a mug at anyone in this comment section they’d likely end up in the hospital. A mug is a pretty dangerous projectile.

[@demonet7121]

@@Fucklifedeadshit sr year of high school kid walks into free period and the teacher gasps - we all turn and see this insane looking scar/cut from his forehead to around the orbital bone outside of his eye. His brother threw a ceramic mug at his face and it broke on him. You’re right a mug is no joke to throw at someone and can really hurt them bad

[@Fucklifedeadshit]

@@demonet7121 that was my brother. Watch your dome I’m done with my morning cup of Joe and I’m looking for another victim

[@CaptainCakes]

I wouldnt pull out of lisa

[@iborski11]

Fred Can’t Dance

[@P715R]

Ronnie is soulless

[@JaBoreman]

Gay

[@fadedP]

RIP HOWARD STERN

[@xDre4Real]

Howard is so stiff

[@toecutter4335]

Dance like nobody's watching......yikes! All bad

[@haraldhasthi3171]

Gringe-worthy = prime entertainment

[@robaxl3088]

Cringe

[@Chickencluckinbellcanes]

People wondering “HoW dId hE aCt ThIs WaY wHen hE aTtaCkEd TeDdY” when most people don’t understand the first then about drugs…. The only reason he was dancing and having a good time was cause of drugs, all these Ignorant people in the comments never tried a single drug in their lives, that’s why they ask these dumb Obv questions in the comments

[@jasonbourne5142]

You're the smart one then , right drug addict?

[@tomdotson6053]

😂😂😂😂

[@disgustika]

Man they had budget back then

[@P715R]

Robin has zero rhythm and she was the judge ???

[@jasonbourne5142]

I've seen her dance she's not bad