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USA Citizens are outraged after newly elected President "Pekin of Presidency" has passed a law to teach new generations every color now has a food correlated with it. "My whole life I hated how Orange was the only word where it was a color and a food.", said Pekin at a recent press conference, "It's time to fix our outdated learning, I have planned this for a long time so I don't mind sharing some of the new educational food and color pairings. How this will work is the original word for the food will no longer be used and we will simply use my color words instead. Okay let's get started, I'm sure everyone knows this one, 'Apple' is now 'Red', 'Grape' is now 'Green', 'Kiwi' is now 'Brown', and of course my favorite 'Blue Raspberry' is now 'Blue' which is my favorite slush flavor from Sonic Drive in."
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