40K Lore, Gorkamorka And The Gretchin Revolution!

[@aleidius192]

Grotz of the galaxy, UNITE! You have nothing to lose but your lives!

[@jehovasabettor9080]

Communism is Da Red Gobbo plus electrification of all of da Skid!

[@Memento--Mori]

I always I hated Gretchens... now I REALLY hate them, fucking commies.

[@auroralee]

Meh, they weren't going to last long anyway. I'd join em

[@xazelnighthaunterfanboy975]

Seize the means of the WAAAAGH

[@evanobrien7316]

Fucking dirty proles

The proletariat gretchen would be clean if the big boiz weren't stealing all the wudda!

[@TeisuMontgomery]

*WAAAGH!

[@Ap1hw]

“Seize the means of WAAAGGGHHH” is something imma take to my grave

[@Ap1hw]

@Aslan T Vorlon excuse you

[@Krak1in]

I remember the first warhammer 40k battle I ever witnessed was between Tyranids and orks. It's the first and only time I've ever seen anybody fire a missile at a unit in front of them and end up blowing up a unit *behind* them after a combination of failure to accurately gauge distance and then having the scatter dice screw them so utterly thoroughly. It's also the only time I've ever seen anybody use the tactic of driving a vehicle straight into the middle of the enemy army and then try desperately to blow it up.

[@chrishill3536]

I miss that kind of fuck up with the orks.

[@Nempo13]

@@chrishill3536 you still get to continue rolling on 6's...so a basic dakka shot can potentially take out a titan if you keep rolling them 6's.

[@Archivist001]

@@Nempo13 NEEDS MOAR DAKKA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH !

[@NorthernXY]

Nothing will ever compare to the catastrophic failure I had as a D&D DM and rolled 4 ones in a row, then rolled a two.

[@level12fighter]

That wasn’t real Gretchin socialism

[@evanobrien7316]

Real Gretchen communism has never been tried

[@NodDisciple1]

evan obrien Because no one would want to.

[@Acesahn]

I wish we had Gretchin Socialism over real socialism... it would be far more amusing to watch.

[@Elenrai]

Acesahn Eeeh...based on my findings about my own country, its not far off. if our politicial representative gets any shorter we can give em a quick green paintbucket to the face and then we're pretty much there.

[@tylerthegrimm]

Lol

[@IceKarma]

Watch out Arch, that Adeptus Mechanicus is eyeing up your Necron head-in-a-jar.

[@aecides3203]

"The Red Gobbo will undoubtedly be at the helm" Yup, though whether they're piloting it or tied to the outside of it may be less certain.

[@bradymenting5120]

as far as Orks go, there's not really that much of a difference between the two

[@DWatchRazgriz]

Is it conceivable that the Necrons remember the Korks, and seeing the Orks attacking came to the conclusion that the humans were a race that had offended the Old Ones? As such decided to aid them?

[@theeternalchronicler3072]

DWatchRazgriz As long as the necrons didnt have a tomb lord alive then I could by the idea

[@BBCTopgearfan]

In a whole galaxy there is enough room for this to be true.

[@Elenrai]

Lol that would be a funny twist to newer lore "Yeah so, all the necrons are now protectors of humanity, because fuck orks, and fuc-- wait no um...pou-- no.... What do you do to hurt an eldar without the eldar perciving it as a sexual favour?!

[@BardicGM]

@@Elenrai Sensory deprivation, if they delight in all sensation then deprive them of it might be the only thing apart from threatening to throw them to Slanesh that would scare a Dark Eldar.

[@raistlarn]

@@Elenrai break their soul stone?

[@internetzenmaster8952]

Grotz: "Boss, wez decided ta form a union! We demand bettah treatment!!" Warboss: *Proceeds to krump grot speaking* Grotz? Unions? Now *dats* a laff an' a 'alf!

[@just-nobody0959]

JoeRingo118 "We'ze the boss now" Grot Warboss Lenin

[@julianbraunbeck7632]

leningrot, stalingrot

[@KillerOrca]

The horrifying thing is that, if put into proper english, that would be my actual current boss

[@Wildboy789789]

julian braunbeck , lol I luv u

[@phreakazoith2237]

One minute later Bozz has a brillaint idea and fries Gretchens with onions.

[@Slye_Fox]

Gorkamorka reminds me of Mad Max... but with Orks.

[@HippoKing.MP3]

Slye_Fox WE DA FASTEST BOIZ

[@ShadowKueken]

so we can call it Mad² Mork?

[@gagetaylor54]

Or is it "Mad Gork"...

[@Nutellafuerst]

Slye_Fox orks in general remind me of mad max but with orks.

[@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665]

Not gonna lie I would watch the shit out of that!

[@thewayfarer8849]

There's an alternate universe where Marx was a gretchin that got sat on by a Warboss. I love this world.

[@StarSage66]

Brace yourselves boys, we're going back in time to the awesome years. **straps on rose tinted goggles**

[@rubilax1806]

Grumbles *rose tinted glasses falls off* Oh god wtf it's so terrible my god wtf did we used to wear * picks the glasses and puts it on* ah that's better

[@honestgoblinproductions5663]

Red goes faster.

[@honestkyn718]

Yes, gorka morka.. thank you for the birthday gift arch

[@dersuddeutschesumpf5444]

Matthew Chirino you mean gorkamroka

[@hellishhybrid1839]

'Appy birfday to youse! 'Appy birfday to youse! 'Appy birfday stoopid Oomie! Gunna krump on youse too! WAAAGH!

[@lillithyukiutacrow2532]

Hellish Hybrid nice one ^_^/

[@piratejack6577]

It’s just gork (Maybe mork?)

[@attila535]

"WOT'S DIS?! KOMMUNIST GROTZ, AT LEAST DA BOSS WILL HAVE A GOOD LAUGH."

[@auroralee]

Firstly, that is the best background you've had so far. That could be in one of the codexes or books. My praise to the artist. Also, this was perfectly timed. GW released in the Kill Team preview for Orks a few days ago. As soon as I saw you could make an all-Gretchin kill team, I donned my officer's cap and got to work converting a kill team of old Gretchins, humming the Russian national anthem. GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION!!!

[@theenderdestruction2362]

I would of loved if someone just sent a bunch of necrons after you if you ever attacked some humans

[@cynderfan2233]

In today's episode, even the mighty space fungi who can make things work just by believing hard enough, can't make Communism work.

[@JimmyStiffFingers]

Heh... :D

[@cloroxusthestainlessone4324]

This made me laugh more then it should've

[@phreakazoith2237]

Maybe it works if they paint all government buildings green?

[@notingles]

IT just failed 3 times faster.

[@charlottewalnut3118]

@@phreakazoith2237 It then blows up at Tzeentches amusement

[@CoriusGage]

love the art

[@zipsbips5049]

Jacob Caban this was uploaded one hour ago, your comment is from 14 hours ago

[@StarSage66]

Time travelling inquisitors aside, I do have to agree. Vukasin Ivkovic needs a god damn pat on the back for this piece.

[@therandomheretek5403]

Love the beard which looks like arch's...

[@demonmercer2736]

+The Random Heretek Well Arch's beard is a lot shorter. Maybe it has grown since the last time he showed his face?

[@therandomheretek5403]

+demonmercer I know I was attemting an unsuccessful amusing remark. ..

[@thobsandst]

Gorkamorka is a tomb World. That makes it awesome.

[@Lorddacenshadowind]

Thobias Sandst a tomb world where all the necron have received brain damage

[@haraldbredsdorff2699]

A bit cryptic.

[@cptmachine]

There is a campaign ending mission you can play once your Mob gets too powerful where they have to survive a full Necro attack. Survive is the correct word.

[@Lorddacenshadowind]

Captain Machine you know what, now I want to see some orkified necron vehicles

[@Remoteplayer12]

Joshua Gilbert the Necrons would self-destruct then let that happen

[@forestelfranger]

Running on the highway looking for humies. For a good fighting and bashing. Gathering some teeth and look for adventure, what ever comes the boyz way. Bornz to be wild. born to be orky.

[@TheVladdracula1]

Dear diary, Today I learned that Warhammer 40k has space goblin communists.

[@ObsidiaBlack1]

Gonna need two bolters for all this Heresy.

[@Jackelmandingo]

Yes, Gorkamorka! Space Orks + Mad Max = AWESOME! The most fun you could ever have playing with a handful of green skins. And yes, Stick Bombs can be used as clubs, with all the fun that that entails.

[@viorp5267]

The revolution will succed! The Red Gobbo will lead his own Red WAAAAGGHHHH!!! and will engulf the whole galaxy. He'd also probably get along with the T'au...

[@nick_a91]

they will form the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHsaw Pact

[@aeneannemo6235]

Digganobz

[@UnfaithfulServant97]

Niggadobz

[@BlackIce3190]

aenean nemo N-No, I'm fairly sure those are Wulfen.

[@BigPapaKaiser]

Brock Samson FAHK YOU! DIGGANOBZ!

[@mrandrews3616]

WULFEN!

[@Tounushi]

+ Brock Samson FOOOHL! Behold!

[@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665]

The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes an eternity! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' house of servitude!

[@ineednochannelyoutube5384]

When did spongebob have a communist revolution?

[@Raphael_Bizmann]

@@ineednochannelyoutube5384 It was when Spongbob and Squidward went on strike.

[@thishandleisntavailable42069]

I didn't know how much we needed 14:01 until today.

[@Comradetau1]

Tau Empire and GRC alliance confirmed

[@JacatackLP]

Otto Honkasalo the Tau aren’t commies tho

[@jamesm783]

@@JacatackLP I feel like "the Tau aren't commies though" should be a meme at this point...

[@JacatackLP]

james M honestly 😂

[@Morghuul]

Oh man :D I've seen a few gorkamorka tabletop games. It's a seriously underappreciated system! So creative!

[@Mulletmanalive]

I love the gretchin tuckta here. My favourite thing about the revolution is that the red gobo is strongly implied to have died dozes of times and had essentially become an outfit for the guy in charge

[@mikhailbychkov5042]

funnily enough there *was* supposed to be a videogame about GorkaMorka in the early 2000 but the project was scrapped. Legends say that you still can find the beta somewhere in the depths of the Internet...

[@vantuz8264]

/watch?v=ua4u9HyarXY

[@KingSeagal]

This is the most awesome Warhammer lore... EVER! I need a full 3 hour lore video of this nonsense...NOW

[@captianbubbles4674]

Yes KZbin, the video was uploaded 13 minutes ago... Thats why half the comments are from several hours ago

[@adriaanvanwyk662]

Captian Bubbles yeah youtube is drunk again

[@ShadowWolfRising]

When ISN'T KZbin drunk?

[@angrydragonslayer]

ShadowWolfRising when you're considering buying youtube red

[@Chiefjoseph82]

Thank a lot Arch! When heard the Soviet anthem and the gretchan, I laugh so loud, i work my wife from her nap, trying to explain why I was laughing only made her madder.

[@g00fysmiley]

Thanks for this. So hard to find ork lore and you do it so well. All my teef for moar! Or put the imperial citizen way... Please sir may we have some more!

[@okaminotamashi7411]

don't you just love the way Arch says "La Révolution"?

[@BSOE3058]

New background is _amaziing!_

[@95keat]

Imagine if the gretchins got ahold of some of the necrons weapons The revolution would surely become very red indeed

[@theomnissiah-9120]

95keat form the blood of the enemy's , gauss beams , weapon explosions form self destruction, or all three

[@guyman9655]

More like a bit dusty

[@pbr-streetgang]

Thanks for the vid Arch. Made me laugh out loud!

[@TheThingInMySink]

SEEZ DA MEENS OF PRODUKTIUNZ!

[@phreakazoith2237]

If space commis paint a planet red...will it rotate faster around its sun?

[@TheCreepyLantern]

14:01 is easily one of your crowning moments.

[@liltimmah]

Your analogies and descriptions are just too funny :D :D :D

[@mattroxursoul]

Orks always have a good reason. Cause it is fucking fun!

[@cnlbenmc]

Imagine how much damage these little gribblies could inflict on the Orks in the wider galaxy?

[@Lightscribe225]

Red Grot Revolution was part of the audiobook Prophets of WAAAGH! It was exquisite.

[@heliosspecialistarrogant7031]

what is that infernal alphabet that your name use I find it realy neet, I do not know Jack shit about what it say but the alphabet look neet.

[@c-money9623]

War Boss Kar'ill Marx approves.

[@alvareziv7449]

I’m just going to go ahead and say it. I’m going to try and mentally prepare myself for the next Horus Heresy Novel that Arch is going to narrate soon. Probably one of the most critical and devastating battles in the Horus Heresy... Yeah... I’m going to try not to cry over this battle...

[@Archon3960]

Phantom Android "Let the galaxy burn."

[@alvareziv7449]

EDIT: If you guys haven’t already guessed it, then it’s Mechanicum.

[@TheLightensoul]

Really love the new art background. Love the Necron head in the the glass container.

[@jordanscherr6699]

Fantastic Arch! I love the new avatar and environment art. Is that a mechanicus library?

[@IdioticUlt1mara]

I fucking loved Gorkamorka it was so much fun to play with my mates

[@Acesahn]

The Grot Revolution sounds downright hilarious! I want to see them in something, anything!

[@PLpatriot999]

DIGGANOBZ

[@seanreilly5238]

I very much like the new background, congrats and kudos to the artist.

[@shanethompson3180]

I feel like Archs beard gets bigger with each new artwork.

[@theomnissiah-9120]

Shane Thompson his bread is the source of his power

[@theenderdestruction2362]

@@theomnissiah-9120 SHHH do you wish for his enemies to find out

[@rubilax1806]

Arch could you please a review on KILL TEAM pretty Pls

[@friendlyneighborhoodinquis1682]

A convention a friend went to had a gorkamorka game set up with a giant half assembled gargant as the centerpiece. It was very cool.

[@kodan7879]

I worked so hard this week I forgot Fryday is lore day. This video is the best thing ever.

[@Read023]

Loved gorka morka back on the day, thx for making this video!

[@invocalyptic8796]

I've had a really, really shit day to end a fucking awful week. Seeing this pop up on KZbin has made my day that bit more tolerable. Thanks Arch, keep 'em coming!

[@theenderdestruction2362]

I love the idea of yandere necrons who love humans and random orks wanting to kill them and thr humans being just straight up confused as fuck

[@davidaward82]

How to describe Gorkamorka in five words? Necromunda mad max with orks.

[@gwyndolin1536]

Oh my Emperor.....This is the perfect video game setting!

[@taurianurbie453]

Love the new art Arch, especially the necron head in a jar.

[@Warspud723]

I remember finding these really cool Gorkamorka homebrew rules for making an "Ork MC" and it had this cool little art piece of the patch of the Spores of Anarchy

[@haydennelson3271]

That art you had commisioned looks awesome!

[@MrLyren]

Soviet Gretchin? I believe I found my spirit animal

[@louiswilkins9624]

Long live the revolution

[@dylan8897]

Great video once again Arch and love the new art

[@wivrenstormcaller9148]

Animation in an lore video?? Arch must love his gretchin

[@jakedustin5177]

Another classic Arch. Great videos!

[@fortkavanagh]

LOVE THE VIDEO! Can you do more on Gorkamroka, or more on The Gretchin Revolution please?

[@dillonleon5558]

I love everything about this

[@AdeptusOrkstodes]

Loving that new Artwork you got there Arch

[@dank_smirk9971]

If it was a Nurgle ship that crashed on Angelis, would the canyon created be called the Great Skid-Mark?

[@xidillia3786]

what magnificent new art work is this i love it

[@LazyLifeIFreak]

Gorkamorka, sounds like US politics.

[@nagashtheundyingking4404]

wow the new background art looks amazing

[@foxmcqwerty608]

"the red gobbo will most certainly be, at the helm" as a trophy is anything else

[@theblancmange1265]

Every minor achievement described as a "war winning measure"? That reminds me of the last 6 months.

[@samuilsbroadcastingcorpora4232]

Awesome video By the way, the background is really cool

[@Mate-vn7vf]

Space Marines: Boring Necrons: Stupid Tau: Generic Orkz: YAAAA BOYZ LET'Z SLUGGA SHOOTA CHOPPA DA SPOIS MORAINS!!!!!!

[@XenrickDHeart]

Hey Arch, how about doing a lore video on the adeptus mechanicus?

[@Akaryusan]

ooh new art

[@megaman1808]

love the new background! keep it for next time

[@tomx6426]

Thanks for the lore video i so miss them

[@markmikolay9019]

YES! I've been waiting for this!

[@SlippySlippy]

that background looks rly fking awsome

[@janbos8775]

yesssss more ORK LORE !!!! maybe the various CLANS !!!

[@phreakazoith2237]

Shhh...don't tell anyone: Gork and Mork are actually Alpharius and Omegon.

[@ineednochannelyoutube5384]

And consequently, none of the four really exist.

[@TheAnon03]

Played a bit of Gorkamorka back in the day, fun fun times.

[@fumarc4501]

Morkerz Gorkerz Outlaws Rebel Grots Diggas Mutants And a handful of other squads; Imperial Guard and Dark Eldar.

[@LasseROM]

Love the new art. Praise to whoever made it.

[@SeraphinFoad]

What are you talking about Arch... Friendly fire just doesn't happen. If a grot fires and kills something, it's the ememy.

[@ShadowOfMachines]

Is this where Crossout came from? Or would a Gorkamorka be a 40k stlyed version of Crossout?

[@ColonialFungus]

Love the new background arch :)

[@Reynevan100]

By the Emprah, that background image went from "decent paint.net" to "professional concept art/artwork". Liked previous one, love this one. Good job to the author!

[@jeru_jj1161]

Since geedubs are reviving all old games and ork codex is still not out, maybe we'll have it in near future.

[@failsc2player]

Jeru _JJ so 2036 at the earliest?

[@leonravenscroft]

This has come out of left field. Let the nostalgia begin. 😁

[@iloveblood51789]

love the background on this one

[@auroralee]

10:05 is some of the best stuff ever

[@Cadars]

Wow the new art look amazing :D!

[@gunslinger1911a1]

Lead by the glorious People's Commissar Leon Grotski. I remember the Revolutionary Committee fondly.