40k lore, The Grox! Hamburger of the Future!

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@einarsdarznieks6082
@einarsdarznieks6082 4 жыл бұрын
19 min for glorified cow and croc hybrids. Never change Arch.
@stephenflint3640
@stephenflint3640 4 жыл бұрын
19 gratuitously hilarious minutes of glorified moomoodile desecration
@salamanderofvulkan7419
@salamanderofvulkan7419 4 жыл бұрын
Does any one else want to know what a grox tastes like now because i want to eat one now. Maybe like steak but earthy and more of a punch?
@stephenflint3640
@stephenflint3640 4 жыл бұрын
@@salamanderofvulkan7419 probably like a cross of gator/lizard with bear. Really fatty, gamey, and with a good chew. Granted, the feedstock its grown on plays a fair bit in its flavor, I'm sure.
@Rawkit_Surgeon
@Rawkit_Surgeon 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but he didn't specify if it was boop-able. Arch really needs to to specify which of these creatures can be booped by an unaugmented human.
@semi-useful5178
@semi-useful5178 4 жыл бұрын
@@Rawkit_Surgeon He kind of did. in the section about the lobotomization of the grox. If you are lucky you may boop the Grox by the way.
@captainthorrek262
@captainthorrek262 4 жыл бұрын
RIP Greg: you were delicious
@christianhdzm
@christianhdzm 4 жыл бұрын
And oh so so juicy
@MrAnihillator
@MrAnihillator 4 жыл бұрын
Out of all the lore you could do, out of all the lore you said you would do, and you choose the grox. THE FRAKIN' GROX! You absolute MadLad!
@alduin4226
@alduin4226 4 жыл бұрын
And it’s 19 minutes long
@imperialguardsman8088
@imperialguardsman8088 4 жыл бұрын
Still waiting on that imperial armor series.
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, of course. It's not 40k if the food didn't try to kill you before you cook it.
@Marinealver
@Marinealver 4 жыл бұрын
Even though Klingons are disgusting Xeno Scum, they do have their writs. "If your food bites you, Bite it back!"
@tobyharrison4702
@tobyharrison4702 4 жыл бұрын
Does make a certain amount of sense, and hey it does provide some good guard training probably. I would bet a good amount of imperial thrones that guard regiments like the death core of Krieg or the catichan jungle regiments have a right of passage or something where you have to kill one of those buggers to get into the guard or something. Also hi dude nice to see you watch arch as well.
@MegaDuras
@MegaDuras 4 жыл бұрын
You could even use them as battle animals for the Imperial Guard. Its quite battle efective and if killed, provides food for the troops. It can even clean up the battlefield after the battle. Whitch means more tasty meat for you.
@marcogypaetus9607
@marcogypaetus9607 4 жыл бұрын
Ever had face-eatin' squig? Quite the experience.
@Ake-TL
@Ake-TL 4 жыл бұрын
Toby Harrison catachans don’t experience lack of deadly fauna to kill
@orisaacs
@orisaacs 4 жыл бұрын
In the dark 41st millennium, there is no mutton.
@Marinealver
@Marinealver 4 жыл бұрын
All I want is Cows with freaking laser beams attached to their heads!
@pierre-mariecaulliez6285
@pierre-mariecaulliez6285 4 жыл бұрын
...Unless you count the poor sods that got brainwashed by their neighboring Psycher into walking towards the altar, crewed by the nice priest with the big knife...
@strategicgamingwithaacorns2874
@strategicgamingwithaacorns2874 4 жыл бұрын
And there's NO LAMB SAUCE!
@SexyMonsterLover
@SexyMonsterLover 4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that's an upgrade.
@00yiggdrasill00
@00yiggdrasill00 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair they would have need a far more efficient and environmentally durable animal. The loss of high quality cheese and milk would suck though.
@justrobin8155
@justrobin8155 4 жыл бұрын
"An army marches on its stomach" - Napoleon Bonaparte
@mickusa5338
@mickusa5338 4 жыл бұрын
*Bonappetit
@some_shitposting_idiot3023
@some_shitposting_idiot3023 4 жыл бұрын
@@mickusa5338 *bone apple teeth
@CBRN-115
@CBRN-115 4 жыл бұрын
@@some_shitposting_idiot3023 bone apart
@morsletum5348
@morsletum5348 4 жыл бұрын
Ironic.
@Reddotzebra
@Reddotzebra 4 жыл бұрын
So does the grox.
@MilesStratton
@MilesStratton 4 жыл бұрын
As a well fed American, I can confirm that I consume at least one 72nd of an M1 Abrams every year...
@WombatDave
@WombatDave 4 жыл бұрын
The treads are the best part.
@gabrielmarquez9044
@gabrielmarquez9044 4 жыл бұрын
Measuring in battle tanks, the new imperial system.
@spiv_gennedy
@spiv_gennedy 4 жыл бұрын
Many Miles Away 1/72? Poor man, you're gonna waste away eating like a bird. 😀
@fenrirwulfheart8396
@fenrirwulfheart8396 4 жыл бұрын
With a Breakfast of 9mm and gunpowder
@kristopherruiz7644
@kristopherruiz7644 4 жыл бұрын
@@fenrirwulfheart8396 no son of mine will eat a Nazi caliber in my house, in this house we eat 45 ACP as the founding fathers intended.
@zigzag1630
@zigzag1630 4 жыл бұрын
"I want Grox with freakin' LASER beams on their heads!" 40K truly does have everything cool that someone has thought of before.
@robertnelson9599
@robertnelson9599 4 жыл бұрын
As long as it does not have a Silica Animus.
@bradymenting5120
@bradymenting5120 2 жыл бұрын
if you hadn't said it, I would have
@Khobotov
@Khobotov 4 жыл бұрын
Arch: "A mix of honeybadger and T-Rex" Me: *getting Far Cry flashbacks*
@theark4568
@theark4568 4 жыл бұрын
Khobotov Just use a shotgun. Honey badgers are little bitches to the pump-action.
@christianbateman2
@christianbateman2 4 жыл бұрын
@@theark4568 they are NEVER little bitches, fuck me play primal, when you dont have a 12g, but a fucking spear 🤣
@LordInquisitor701
@LordInquisitor701 Жыл бұрын
satanic to mix
@cryptosporidium1375
@cryptosporidium1375 4 жыл бұрын
Tacos consisting of grox are now dubbed as grocos.
@franciscorui
@franciscorui 4 жыл бұрын
Grocos modern life.
@electricangel4488
@electricangel4488 4 жыл бұрын
do not disrespect the taco you heretic
@cryptosporidium1375
@cryptosporidium1375 4 жыл бұрын
Electric Angel with all due respect, a groco is merely a taco with grox beef
@angelwashere8864
@angelwashere8864 4 жыл бұрын
@@cryptosporidium1375 with all due respect this is now cannon and my eyes and if you say its quote "Just a taco with Grox meat." I will report you to the inquisition for heresy.
@ugerwashy
@ugerwashy 4 жыл бұрын
To be consumed on a Tuesday as Lord Adorable declared
@iona2225
@iona2225 4 жыл бұрын
Human takes out its beep-boop Grox: “Peace was never an option...”
@reasonableastartes
@reasonableastartes 4 жыл бұрын
"The masses of humanity tend to get a bit uppity if all they are fed is watery paste" *Screeches confusion in Rimworld*
@semi-useful5178
@semi-useful5178 4 жыл бұрын
Trust me they don't like nutrient paste either, take a look at the "ate awful meal" moodlet.
@deisi1569
@deisi1569 4 жыл бұрын
@@semi-useful5178 u can just lobotomize them and they no longer give much of a shit about thier green cumpudding
@kperson4560
@kperson4560 4 жыл бұрын
-4 ate without a table.
@reasonableastartes
@reasonableastartes 4 жыл бұрын
@@semi-useful5178 Nothing that can't be fixed with a little neural surgery.
@reasonableastartes
@reasonableastartes 4 жыл бұрын
@@deisi1569 lol didn't see your reply before I responded. Rimworld minds think alike.
@Dwarfman01
@Dwarfman01 4 жыл бұрын
'Two all grox patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a corpse starch bun Big Cad!!!' Get your Big Cad right here at McCadia. Just look for the golden Cadian Gates
@rogermon3s141
@rogermon3s141 4 жыл бұрын
Dwarfman01 that’s a TTS skit
@awendigowithinternetaccess4400
@awendigowithinternetaccess4400 4 жыл бұрын
... I want to eat that. Goddammit.
@Dwarfman01
@Dwarfman01 4 жыл бұрын
@@awendigowithinternetaccess4400 I'm a chef by trade. Just doin' my duty for the Imperium. The Emperor protects and provides!
@louiswilkins9624
@louiswilkins9624 2 жыл бұрын
Hold the onion please, Thanks
@macrux152__8
@macrux152__8 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Absolutely nobody: Arch Warhammer: Let's talk about the Imperial Guard's most numerous food suppliment.
@funbro99
@funbro99 4 жыл бұрын
Its already been done once.. But now I want imperial food and drink arch edition.
@gargoyles9999
@gargoyles9999 4 жыл бұрын
macrux152 __ I thought that was the Imperial Guard
@gargoyles9999
@gargoyles9999 4 жыл бұрын
blackrave404 well they do have enough of them
@kristopherruiz7644
@kristopherruiz7644 4 жыл бұрын
If he didn't soon, ttsdevice would have. Already beat him to the Templars, tsk tsk...
@jaceross7648
@jaceross7648 4 жыл бұрын
At op not upset tho
@internetzenmaster8952
@internetzenmaster8952 4 жыл бұрын
"A notably vengeful species" Understatement of the millennium there Arch.
@marley7868
@marley7868 2 жыл бұрын
ever commit genocide on accident?
@enoughothis
@enoughothis 4 жыл бұрын
Emperor bless the Holy Hamburger!
@goldensimp7729
@goldensimp7729 4 жыл бұрын
GROXBURGAS!!!
@Marinealver
@Marinealver 4 жыл бұрын
Fungal Groxburgers!
@harbl99
@harbl99 4 жыл бұрын
Ebin XDDD
@donwebber9071
@donwebber9071 4 жыл бұрын
@Juni Post and pickles. god emperor help you if you forget the pickles
@franciscorui
@franciscorui 4 жыл бұрын
"Continue diplomacy via other means, also often referred to as warfare." Hilarious and yet true.
@BigPuddin
@BigPuddin 2 жыл бұрын
"Alternative diplomacy."
@creakychair9387
@creakychair9387 4 жыл бұрын
In the grim darkness of the far future burgers are made from lizards with a face.
@robertnelson9599
@robertnelson9599 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder what happened to cows and chickens.
@d1sr3gardm3
@d1sr3gardm3 4 жыл бұрын
@Succubus Chan i just assumed the chickens were claimed by tzeench
@franciosdeaeruiu7555
@franciosdeaeruiu7555 2 жыл бұрын
Yes because modern lizards do not have faces at all.
@jacopoarmini7889
@jacopoarmini7889 4 жыл бұрын
God (not emperor of not Mankind):"hmmm... I'm out of ideas, what should I create that can feed the future Imperium of Man?" Satan before falling (to Chaos):"dear daddy, I've got an idea..."
@Krieg8418
@Krieg8418 4 жыл бұрын
So, instead of the bull run. Think there's an event in 40K called the grox run?
@VonKuro
@VonKuro 4 жыл бұрын
That could be a good testing ritual on a spacemarine homeworld.
@JPLOWMAN2
@JPLOWMAN2 4 жыл бұрын
I’d imagine the aspirant would rather try to grab the thing by the horns and pull it to a stop rather than just try to outrun it like some coward
@paulbrule5897
@paulbrule5897 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's when the grox's cerebral implants malfunction and you have to hightail it outta here
@VonKuro
@VonKuro 4 жыл бұрын
@@JPLOWMAN2 Since the aspirants are kids below the age of 15, I would use the grox as an athletics test rather than one on courage and fighting skill. The chapters have spyko-endoctrinement for those. But if he can't outrun a Grox, I can't imagine him survaving the transformation into an Astrate.
@Johan_the_Marshal
@Johan_the_Marshal 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@catsareevil101
@catsareevil101 4 жыл бұрын
Grimdark ranching. Am I the only one curious what 40k fast food mascots would look like? what would the "Groxburgler" character look like?
@Panocek
@Panocek 4 жыл бұрын
Murderburger, khornate grox mascot
@chiefjudgefish4193
@chiefjudgefish4193 4 жыл бұрын
“Oh no! He’s stealing all the Grox Burgers!” *opens fire with auto-cannons*
@omegawilliam95s36
@omegawilliam95s36 3 жыл бұрын
Ronald but if he was a Lizardman.
@SephirothRyu
@SephirothRyu 2 жыл бұрын
Barney the purple Groxasaur. The appearance varies among worlds, but on Terra and most of the nicer worlds, it is literally just Barney with some extra cloth spikes on his back and a pair of cloth horns on the head. Fortunately, the only songs they sing are 5 second food jingles, though no doubt on Terra herself there is a children's show about a bunch of cartoony magic-using grox going on about how Faith is Magic or something. Depending on the world, the grox mascot may have anything from a fairly natural looking one, to being something early 3k humanity might describe as a mecha-grox-zilla transformer. There are rumors that the mascots on Cadia were basically just Baneblades with a set of mechanical legs instead of treads, and a Grox head sticking out coaxial to the main gun. And that they actually built a couple of them in this custom "food propaganda pattern", and that they may or may not have taken down their fair share of demons up to and beyond the day the planet broke.
@lordfrostwind3151
@lordfrostwind3151 4 жыл бұрын
Well now we know what happened to the 40K lizardmen, who wants some fried Mazdumundi legs?
@theswordson676
@theswordson676 4 жыл бұрын
RIP Greg the Grox
@flakbait5771
@flakbait5771 4 жыл бұрын
Last time: Let's talk about an incredibly obscure piece of the lore on a mysterious species called the Yu'vath! This time: S P A C E C O W S Glorious; I was chuckling the entire video x D
@darthjekyll3648
@darthjekyll3648 2 жыл бұрын
yo mean the tau
@bloodangelsarebestchapter9128
@bloodangelsarebestchapter9128 4 жыл бұрын
Grox: is aggressive kills everyone on sight including other grox and it’s also extremely territorial The administratium who could pick fauna from thousands of other planets: P E R F E C T
@davidodonovan1699
@davidodonovan1699 4 жыл бұрын
I presume the standard operating procedure, for meeting creatures like Greg, would be to send in an aircraft drone, to investigate and scan Greg as the drone fly by at high altitude scanning...but yeah...I can totally see a curious human, brave enough to do this space adventure in the first place, being brave enough to get far too close to this thing Greg, to investigate Gregie boy.
@SephirothRyu
@SephirothRyu 2 жыл бұрын
These sorts are, to be fair, the sort who would then consider the pondering of what Greg's non-brain components (and thus non-lassed components) taste like.
@davidodonovan1699
@davidodonovan1699 2 жыл бұрын
@@SephirothRyu Yeah. Good point. As in after the drone fly by, going closer. To be fair, that's how we discover things. Taking a closer look.
@hansschroeder1359
@hansschroeder1359 2 жыл бұрын
The effort and amount of alliteration you've chosen to cram into this lovely little video about humanity's main food source is absolutely delectable!
@pontusn4
@pontusn4 4 жыл бұрын
tttt.....ttttt....TACO THUSDAY HERESY FAIJTAS FRIDAY WITH THE EMPOROR WAY
@Maximum_Bacon
@Maximum_Bacon 4 жыл бұрын
If you cancle Taco Tuesday you will see a civil war that will make the Horas Heresy look like a kindergarten slap fight. Grox Tacos for happy hour!
@pontusn4
@pontusn4 4 жыл бұрын
@@Maximum_Bacon yes mister inquisitor man that man over there
@Marinealver
@Marinealver 4 жыл бұрын
A night out with Da Boyz, Grox and Wyldsnake at this one nice hovel in Necromundia underhive.
@krausercruz2780
@krausercruz2780 4 жыл бұрын
Dammit we have been through this YOU SHOULD EAT TACOS WHENEVER YOU WANT! FREE THE TACOS
@Maximum_Bacon
@Maximum_Bacon 4 жыл бұрын
@@krausercruz2780 Well, I do eat them whenever I want. But I also like Taco Tuesday.
@flakbait5771
@flakbait5771 4 жыл бұрын
Last time: Let's talk about an incredibly obscure piece of the lore on a mysterious species called the Yu'vath! This time: S P A C E C O W S
@markfreeman4727
@markfreeman4727 4 жыл бұрын
I read somewhere that Grox are sometimes ridden as cavalry due to there viscous nature, and then summarily eaten if/when they are killed and/or when it becomes time to employ emergency rations
@TheTootyFrooty
@TheTootyFrooty 4 жыл бұрын
F for Greg The Grox.
@hardcaselj111
@hardcaselj111 4 жыл бұрын
F
@TeutonicKnight92
@TeutonicKnight92 4 жыл бұрын
"snuggle-struggle?"
@internetzenmaster8952
@internetzenmaster8952 4 жыл бұрын
Legit snorted in amusement when I heard Arch say that, and I'd seen your comment already.
@71723
@71723 3 жыл бұрын
Arch must be a Jimmy Carr fan. Well done, good sir!
@DragonfameDracas
@DragonfameDracas 4 жыл бұрын
Look, everyone knows that the more dangerous the creature the better it taste.
@Maximum_Bacon
@Maximum_Bacon 4 жыл бұрын
Having eaten rattlesnake I can assure you, this is not always true.
@Marinealver
@Marinealver 4 жыл бұрын
The nine tail rats of Armageddon are might good eating according to the Uplifting Primer.
@dionjaywoollaston1349
@dionjaywoollaston1349 4 жыл бұрын
Mechanicus on Duty by that logic catachan barking toads should taste like pizza made out of chocolate
@RevantheBlack
@RevantheBlack 4 жыл бұрын
Wonder what Fenrisian Kraken tastes like then?
@thefightingfedora2976
@thefightingfedora2976 4 жыл бұрын
Disagree. I've had Trenoble venison. Tasted awful.
@TheArchaos
@TheArchaos 4 жыл бұрын
In 40k, the burger eats YOU!
@Marinealver
@Marinealver 4 жыл бұрын
WWAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
@Reddotzebra
@Reddotzebra 4 жыл бұрын
Well, we've got the Grox on one hand and the Ambull on the other... Both the burgers and the high grade steak eat you.
@ryngak
@ryngak 4 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough this is the type of content that I enjoy the most. Don't get me wrong I like the big lore videos too, but it's the tiny explanations about daily life in the imperium that I find fascinating.
@MizantropMan
@MizantropMan 4 жыл бұрын
"Perturabo that could have been"? What about the Badab War series onii-chan promised us? Or at least the long overdue videos on each engagement in the Istvaan system?
@DimitriKurkov
@DimitriKurkov 4 жыл бұрын
Or the individual lore videos of the generals of Armageddon.
@MizantropMan
@MizantropMan 4 жыл бұрын
@@DimitriKurkov The in-depth analysis of "The Last Church" and why onii-chan hates it so much.
@DimitriKurkov
@DimitriKurkov 4 жыл бұрын
Or the imperial armour serie too.
@Matihood1
@Matihood1 4 жыл бұрын
Arch-sama does what he wants and he gets to what he had promised when he decides it's a good time to.
@LethargicGM
@LethargicGM 4 жыл бұрын
@@hadeishadeis7462 He will never finish beast arises.
@ieuanhunt552
@ieuanhunt552 4 жыл бұрын
If you know anything about the Aurochs you will understand the lengths people will go to in order to domesticate cattle.
@danilovonsquawk572
@danilovonsquawk572 2 жыл бұрын
Oh no a giant lizard thing just mauled Ben to death!Sam get the BBQ ready. I am going hunting.
@iainballas
@iainballas 4 жыл бұрын
I want to see a story about farmers using Grox to fight orks with Squiggoths. I doubt they'd win, but it should be hilarious.
@darthjekyll3648
@darthjekyll3648 2 жыл бұрын
warhammer pokemon gotta fight'em all, got too.
@DragonHammer45
@DragonHammer45 4 жыл бұрын
"B A S E R" "U R G E S"
@Joe-pi9bx
@Joe-pi9bx 4 жыл бұрын
lol goes nice with your pfp.
@retroicdescent
@retroicdescent 4 жыл бұрын
oh no
@DragonHammer45
@DragonHammer45 4 жыл бұрын
@@retroicdescent oh *yes*
@bgeniij
@bgeniij 4 жыл бұрын
This is somehow the most interesting thing I've seen all day.
@TheZombiesReanimated
@TheZombiesReanimated 4 жыл бұрын
Is there any Lore on the Old Federation? No one seems to have covered that and I think that could be pretty interesting.
@tulipalll
@tulipalll 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. I just realized.. The federation in star trek is just pre 40k initial human expansion..
@triplecks1611
@triplecks1611 4 жыл бұрын
Then Data would be the start of the Men of Iron.
@jamesm783
@jamesm783 4 жыл бұрын
​@@triplecks1611 IIRC, the predecessors to the Men of Iron were the Men of Gold. and Data just so happens to have golden-ish eyes and skin
@bryanbarcelo5440
@bryanbarcelo5440 4 жыл бұрын
@@tulipalll so you're telling me the that Star Trek, the singular most optimistic sci-fi, turns into the big daddy of grimdark
@tulipalll
@tulipalll 4 жыл бұрын
@@triplecks1611 HOLY SHIT
@cnlbenmc
@cnlbenmc 4 жыл бұрын
In the grim darkness of the far future; Space Cow eats you!
@dionjaywoollaston1349
@dionjaywoollaston1349 4 жыл бұрын
cnlbenmc not if ya shoot em with a good ol fashioned heavy bolter
@cnlbenmc
@cnlbenmc 4 жыл бұрын
+@@dionjaywoollaston1349+ That depends on if you want any meat left to harvest, if so; Use something akin to a Nomad Hunting Rifle.
@dionjaywoollaston1349
@dionjaywoollaston1349 4 жыл бұрын
cnlbenmc or hire a ratling and give him a long-las, I have heard many unsavoury things about the ratling abhumans but poor accuracy is not one of them
@mivapusa
@mivapusa 4 жыл бұрын
Arch: "We should be eating far more horses" I'd rather eat a Swede.
@semi-useful5178
@semi-useful5178 4 жыл бұрын
I have it on good authority that greeks taste best.
@oskarpalus2846
@oskarpalus2846 4 жыл бұрын
@@semi-useful5178 even turkey goes if you are particulary hungary
@semi-useful5178
@semi-useful5178 4 жыл бұрын
@@oskarpalus2846 Supposedly the Turk tastes of pork.
@chryssalidbait8765
@chryssalidbait8765 4 жыл бұрын
Might have been a pun referring to a type of root vegetable; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rutabaga
@mivapusa
@mivapusa 4 жыл бұрын
@@chryssalidbait8765 clever one, aren't you? ;) Though it is two-pronged for me, as a Dane, to have also the desire to engulf the Swedes once more so that we may rule them.
@emilkon
@emilkon 4 жыл бұрын
This has all the energy of an 18th century radio commercial. I love it.
@davidmuresan9497
@davidmuresan9497 4 жыл бұрын
Grox are both burgers and guard dogs in one. I can just imagine a Grox gulag where political dissenters would be sent to.
@franksmedley8619
@franksmedley8619 4 жыл бұрын
Hello Arch. Good video. The Grox is mentioned in many 40K novels, and there are a lot of references to it's desirability and taste. But there are many other creatures also mentioned as well. One that comes to mind was mentioned and described in one of the Commissar Cain books. The Ambull. Normally found in desert environments, it was encountered upon an ice world by Cain and some of the Valhallans he commanded. Although the Ambull was killed, it was not mentioned what happened to it after it's death by lasgun fire. With victuals being what they are in the 40K universe, I have some doubts that the Valhallans would have just left it to rot. No, I think it's location was given as the site of the encounter was reported back, and a few of the Guard would have been dispatched to retrieve it's carcass to be rendered and served up to the Guardsmen and their officers as a welcomed supplement to their diet and a change to the available fare upon their plates and in their soup bowls. As you said, Humans will consume almost anything not proven to be poisonous. And even then (absinthe) they might consume it for pleasure anyway. One example, still practiced in a certain portion of Africa, is the consumption of flies. At certain times of year the flies hatch out of eggs and create swarms that are in some cases miles wide of close to ground level flying insects. These flies are 'caught' by the simple expedient of waving an oiled pan around one's person and then scraping off the accumulated protein. Rinse and repeat, with occasional re-oiling of the utensil. The resulting mass of oiled flies are shaped into 'burger' like patties and fried, then eaten as is, or with some sort of sauce added for taste, depending upon your state of wealth and the availability of the makings for the sauce used. And this is but one example of Humans eating things that most societies would not consider 'food' at all. There are many, many examples of such 'alternate' means of sustenance on just our one tiny planet. Needless to say, Humanity once out 'amongst the stars' will find others... like the humble Grox.
@Pain-pr4rw
@Pain-pr4rw 4 жыл бұрын
Weird this isn’t showing up anywhere on arches channel or in my subscriptions. I only found it because I was going to rewatch some videos in his 40k playlist.
@granttardoni1224
@granttardoni1224 4 жыл бұрын
Greg the grox ate the link
@charlesballiet7074
@charlesballiet7074 4 жыл бұрын
now now lets be honest the bulk of imperial rations is vitamin enhanced recycled waste. so a grox burger would be a luxery
@Marinealver
@Marinealver 4 жыл бұрын
Heck a rat is a luxury.
@semi-useful5178
@semi-useful5178 4 жыл бұрын
Depends on where you are. if you're in the under hive the majority of what you eat is going to be corpse starch, but If you're a guardsman you're probably going to get at least a weekly grox burger to keep your morale up.
@robrib2682
@robrib2682 4 жыл бұрын
Why would the imperium waste such a valuble resource as human fertilizer? No, the imperium would be more likely to put sand in them.
@semi-useful5178
@semi-useful5178 4 жыл бұрын
@@robrib2682 Sand is coarse, rough, and has no nutritional value.
@ceciliorubens
@ceciliorubens 4 жыл бұрын
"HUNGER FOR BURGER" Sanguinius - Primarch of the Blood Angels.
@gargoyles9999
@gargoyles9999 4 жыл бұрын
HERETIC BURGER
@cnlbenmc
@cnlbenmc 4 жыл бұрын
This is the Space Cow of the Far Future, oh boy!
@alejandrorojas1423
@alejandrorojas1423 4 жыл бұрын
By the way, given the amount of prose and philosophy in this video I would say it is amongst your best work Arch
@duckman12569
@duckman12569 4 жыл бұрын
Are there still vegans in the future and are they fed to the Grox
@93Avenger93
@93Avenger93 4 жыл бұрын
No, no more vegans, because all have been fed to the grox.
@_Caine_
@_Caine_ 4 жыл бұрын
Some uppity noble, probably
@indrickboreale7381
@indrickboreale7381 4 жыл бұрын
Eldrad Ulthran is vegetarian, but he's a Xenos, so he doesn't count
@lolroflroflcakes
@lolroflroflcakes 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair plants are much more economical than animals. If I was a governor who had to feed you folks you can bet I wouldn't be wasting space on making sure you've got your beef, you'll eat your beans and algae or whatever it is that grows there and you'll like it.
@99gummybear99
@99gummybear99 4 жыл бұрын
The only vegans in the 40K are those poor people who can't afford meat.
@samuelrodriguez9801
@samuelrodriguez9801 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that a Grox population managed to survive on Catachan! D:
@Chibiruda
@Chibiruda 4 жыл бұрын
I imagine Necromunda being a separate case to the norm of basically any other world in the Imperium, but what about their food? Do they have grox? Do they only have corpsestarch? Would you maybe make a video on the corpse grinder guilds?
@Legitpenguins99
@Legitpenguins99 4 жыл бұрын
"I wish to pet this creature"
@kparker9486
@kparker9486 4 жыл бұрын
Now I want a story about a family of grox cattle barons.
@commissargeko4029
@commissargeko4029 4 жыл бұрын
7:20 So basically the imperium is Australia.
@lukepooler6155
@lukepooler6155 4 жыл бұрын
Poor Greg he will be known as a great ambassador of grox kind
@SvengelskaBlondie
@SvengelskaBlondie 3 жыл бұрын
13:50 I wouldn't mind horse meat once again become a common thing, it used to be a staple here in Scandinavia. Think it got banned by some pope at one point, much due to horse meat not only being very healthy but also it had certain "qualities" that the pope wasn't fond the unwashed pagans enjoying (said pope was pretty much the proto-proto soyboy of his time).
@internetzenmaster8952
@internetzenmaster8952 4 жыл бұрын
I am now imagining an Ork Runtherd and a Mekboy looking at a continent of grox and yelling: "WEZ TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!" for some bizarre reason.
@darthjekyll3648
@darthjekyll3648 2 жыл бұрын
grox and squig cage fighting
@Maddog3060
@Maddog3060 4 жыл бұрын
McGroxald's 36 billion billion billion trilion served.
@RowbotMaster
@RowbotMaster 4 жыл бұрын
Given the way thermodynamics works I assume that those worlds dedicated to grox production aren't actually feeding them plants that would be edible to humans, instead I choose to believe that they like the late Ferrus Manus they just eat sand.
@axelmilan4292
@axelmilan4292 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, if Arch is doing a vid on the grox then you KNOW quarantine mania has gotten to him.
@williamjeffery9653
@williamjeffery9653 4 жыл бұрын
9:06 I see Inquisitor Arch supports Rogal Dorn in the sacred eating of the Taco on Tuesday.
@ikitclaw2669
@ikitclaw2669 4 жыл бұрын
Groxburgers, Groxsoup, Groxpies, Groxsandwiches, Groxsteaks, Groxshirts, Groxjackets and Groxsocks are all on sale now
@jakepel3117
@jakepel3117 4 жыл бұрын
In the grim darkness of the far future....they have dinosaur burgers. One of the least grimdark things in 40k, almost makes the imperium sound livable.
@magmaticfish2099
@magmaticfish2099 4 жыл бұрын
Why did this appear in my notifications if its unlisted?
@skepticalsnek9989
@skepticalsnek9989 4 жыл бұрын
40k A universe so hardcore that they literally use angry armoured crocodile monsters as common livestock.
@ThePilgrimzProject
@ThePilgrimzProject 4 жыл бұрын
hgahah lol 😂 10:52 Snuggle Struggle. This whole video was amazing but that cracked me up
@Stuffandstuff974
@Stuffandstuff974 4 жыл бұрын
Grox must have been discovered by Chinese explorers looking for bats.
@omegawilliam95s36
@omegawilliam95s36 3 жыл бұрын
17:09 Strange, there’s never been any mention of Imperial citizens on record starving. The nobles always seem to be well fed, so they must be fine too.
@skepticalmagos_101
@skepticalmagos_101 4 жыл бұрын
"It's Grox meat, it's Grox meat", I say to my self as I gag on Imperial military rations .
@JJ-eb4tx
@JJ-eb4tx 4 жыл бұрын
F Greg, the Grox, great grievous Giant in a grimmdark Galaxy
@solaceixinera4015
@solaceixinera4015 4 жыл бұрын
9:09 Taco Tuesday? HERESY! Friday is the day in which the taco is consumed
@norricdaoc8746
@norricdaoc8746 4 жыл бұрын
Arch can make ANY subject no matter how dry and mundane, absolutely hysterically funny. Oh, and woe is Greg we barely got to know him before .
@bradymenting5120
@bradymenting5120 2 жыл бұрын
Grox eats human Human eats grox that's the circle of life, baby.
@JaesWasTaken
@JaesWasTaken 4 жыл бұрын
Before this video, I had no idea what a Grox was, but it was spoken about frequently. This is why I sub to this channel lol.
@BIGBOSS-bu1jt
@BIGBOSS-bu1jt 4 жыл бұрын
arch "we should be eating for more horse's" me "if we start eating our horse's then what are we going to use for glue?"
@zackcook5123
@zackcook5123 3 жыл бұрын
The great war of the grox can be likened to a more successful emu war
@aconcernedcommissar6261
@aconcernedcommissar6261 4 жыл бұрын
"grox shit" or "grox dung" (i think ive seen it both ways) has to be my second favorite curse in 40k my favorite being "Emperor's bowels"
@FireStorm765
@FireStorm765 4 жыл бұрын
This is just what I needed to start my day at 3am. Laughing hard enough while driving down some God-Emperor forsaken back road on my way to work and nearly crash. Love you Arch. Greetings ans salutations from Texas.
@Nathan_Moor
@Nathan_Moor 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the ability of the Imperiums logistical food industry was applied to the Bureaucracy....
@muli115
@muli115 4 жыл бұрын
the story of greg moved me to tears, such an individuum such talent...
@thefightingfedora2976
@thefightingfedora2976 4 жыл бұрын
Great, now I'm hungry for Groxburgers. Thanks.
@scrubsrc4084
@scrubsrc4084 4 жыл бұрын
Why did youtube hide this informative cookery episode from my feed?
@nerdherd1819
@nerdherd1819 4 жыл бұрын
Rogue traders: * exist * Grox: “You just violate my NAP! Reeeeee!”
@kommando293
@kommando293 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve always wanted to know what a Grox looked like. Always picture a giant Buffalo with horns..... and instead I get a frickin wingless dragon. Not sure if that’s a good replacement
@mikkelnpetersen
@mikkelnpetersen 4 жыл бұрын
I like lore about supply and logistic, there's millions of videos about weapons, vehicles, armies etc., but very few about how those armies are supplied.
@PL-kt2hi
@PL-kt2hi 4 жыл бұрын
Quote of the day "... satanic mix of honeybadger and t-rex" always love those definitions Arch :)
@ryan.1990
@ryan.1990 4 жыл бұрын
I'm legit eating a burger as I listen to this
@LetholdusKaspyr
@LetholdusKaspyr 4 жыл бұрын
That's the thing with energy-based weaponry. A large percentage of targets will smell tasty after a hit.
@piccoloktheforged
@piccoloktheforged 4 жыл бұрын
First thought the grox was a giant ox like in lord of the rings third movie turns out it was a khorne demon that breed with a trex/alligator thanks I can never get this out of my mind
@piccoloktheforged
@piccoloktheforged 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else want a patty or is that just me served right I think my American hamburgers will have to find someone else
@angelovildasol2325
@angelovildasol2325 4 жыл бұрын
In Imperial 40k humanity, food eats YOU!
@kenshy10
@kenshy10 4 жыл бұрын
An army marches ON ITS STOMACH! And there is a galaxy wide amount of matching going on in 40k.
@asaenvolk
@asaenvolk 4 жыл бұрын
"It end the same way as does a taco Tuesday" .... so on a Saturday?
@blindlobster
@blindlobster 4 жыл бұрын
As a sidenote, farm (lobotomised) grox are not fierce/good in close combat. Only the feral (non-farm) grox are good physical fighters.
@willmdrelmtopper9767
@willmdrelmtopper9767 4 жыл бұрын
Snuggle struggle buddy 😂 LMAO I'm stealing this
@chadsmith8966
@chadsmith8966 4 жыл бұрын
So... a Greg was a wild boar/T Rex hybrid about the size of a bus with the unholy temperament of a hippo crossed with a honey badger. Of course it would be delicious.
@moo4boy
@moo4boy Жыл бұрын
I'd imagine that the grox implants would also be capable of saying go over there. It is always helpful when the meat walks into the slaughterhouse of it's own volition.
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