19 min for glorified cow and croc hybrids. Never change Arch.
@stephenflint36404 жыл бұрын
19 gratuitously hilarious minutes of glorified moomoodile desecration
@salamanderofvulkan74194 жыл бұрын
Does any one else want to know what a grox tastes like now because i want to eat one now. Maybe like steak but earthy and more of a punch?
@stephenflint36404 жыл бұрын
@@salamanderofvulkan7419 probably like a cross of gator/lizard with bear. Really fatty, gamey, and with a good chew. Granted, the feedstock its grown on plays a fair bit in its flavor, I'm sure.
@Rawkit_Surgeon4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but he didn't specify if it was boop-able. Arch really needs to to specify which of these creatures can be booped by an unaugmented human.
@semi-useful51784 жыл бұрын
@@Rawkit_Surgeon He kind of did. in the section about the lobotomization of the grox. If you are lucky you may boop the Grox by the way.
@captainthorrek2624 жыл бұрын
RIP Greg: you were delicious
@christianhdzm4 жыл бұрын
And oh so so juicy
@MrAnihillator4 жыл бұрын
Out of all the lore you could do, out of all the lore you said you would do, and you choose the grox. THE FRAKIN' GROX! You absolute MadLad!
@alduin42264 жыл бұрын
And it’s 19 minutes long
@imperialguardsman80884 жыл бұрын
Still waiting on that imperial armor series.
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment4 жыл бұрын
Ah, of course. It's not 40k if the food didn't try to kill you before you cook it.
@Marinealver4 жыл бұрын
Even though Klingons are disgusting Xeno Scum, they do have their writs. "If your food bites you, Bite it back!"
@tobyharrison47024 жыл бұрын
Does make a certain amount of sense, and hey it does provide some good guard training probably. I would bet a good amount of imperial thrones that guard regiments like the death core of Krieg or the catichan jungle regiments have a right of passage or something where you have to kill one of those buggers to get into the guard or something. Also hi dude nice to see you watch arch as well.
@MegaDuras4 жыл бұрын
You could even use them as battle animals for the Imperial Guard. Its quite battle efective and if killed, provides food for the troops. It can even clean up the battlefield after the battle. Whitch means more tasty meat for you.
@marcogypaetus96074 жыл бұрын
Ever had face-eatin' squig? Quite the experience.
@Ake-TL4 жыл бұрын
Toby Harrison catachans don’t experience lack of deadly fauna to kill
@orisaacs4 жыл бұрын
In the dark 41st millennium, there is no mutton.
@Marinealver4 жыл бұрын
All I want is Cows with freaking laser beams attached to their heads!
@pierre-mariecaulliez62854 жыл бұрын
...Unless you count the poor sods that got brainwashed by their neighboring Psycher into walking towards the altar, crewed by the nice priest with the big knife...
@strategicgamingwithaacorns28744 жыл бұрын
And there's NO LAMB SAUCE!
@SexyMonsterLover4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that's an upgrade.
@00yiggdrasill004 жыл бұрын
To be fair they would have need a far more efficient and environmentally durable animal. The loss of high quality cheese and milk would suck though.
@justrobin81554 жыл бұрын
"An army marches on its stomach" - Napoleon Bonaparte
@mickusa53384 жыл бұрын
*Bonappetit
@some_shitposting_idiot30234 жыл бұрын
@@mickusa5338 *bone apple teeth
@CBRN-1154 жыл бұрын
@@some_shitposting_idiot3023 bone apart
@morsletum53484 жыл бұрын
Ironic.
@Reddotzebra4 жыл бұрын
So does the grox.
@MilesStratton4 жыл бұрын
As a well fed American, I can confirm that I consume at least one 72nd of an M1 Abrams every year...
@WombatDave4 жыл бұрын
The treads are the best part.
@gabrielmarquez90444 жыл бұрын
Measuring in battle tanks, the new imperial system.
@spiv_gennedy4 жыл бұрын
Many Miles Away 1/72? Poor man, you're gonna waste away eating like a bird. 😀
@fenrirwulfheart83964 жыл бұрын
With a Breakfast of 9mm and gunpowder
@kristopherruiz76444 жыл бұрын
@@fenrirwulfheart8396 no son of mine will eat a Nazi caliber in my house, in this house we eat 45 ACP as the founding fathers intended.
@zigzag16304 жыл бұрын
"I want Grox with freakin' LASER beams on their heads!" 40K truly does have everything cool that someone has thought of before.
@robertnelson95994 жыл бұрын
As long as it does not have a Silica Animus.
@bradymenting51202 жыл бұрын
if you hadn't said it, I would have
@Khobotov4 жыл бұрын
Arch: "A mix of honeybadger and T-Rex" Me: *getting Far Cry flashbacks*
@theark45684 жыл бұрын
Khobotov Just use a shotgun. Honey badgers are little bitches to the pump-action.
@christianbateman24 жыл бұрын
@@theark4568 they are NEVER little bitches, fuck me play primal, when you dont have a 12g, but a fucking spear 🤣
@LordInquisitor701 Жыл бұрын
satanic to mix
@cryptosporidium13754 жыл бұрын
Tacos consisting of grox are now dubbed as grocos.
@franciscorui4 жыл бұрын
Grocos modern life.
@electricangel44884 жыл бұрын
do not disrespect the taco you heretic
@cryptosporidium13754 жыл бұрын
Electric Angel with all due respect, a groco is merely a taco with grox beef
@angelwashere88644 жыл бұрын
@@cryptosporidium1375 with all due respect this is now cannon and my eyes and if you say its quote "Just a taco with Grox meat." I will report you to the inquisition for heresy.
@ugerwashy4 жыл бұрын
To be consumed on a Tuesday as Lord Adorable declared
@iona22254 жыл бұрын
Human takes out its beep-boop Grox: “Peace was never an option...”
@reasonableastartes4 жыл бұрын
"The masses of humanity tend to get a bit uppity if all they are fed is watery paste" *Screeches confusion in Rimworld*
@semi-useful51784 жыл бұрын
Trust me they don't like nutrient paste either, take a look at the "ate awful meal" moodlet.
@deisi15694 жыл бұрын
@@semi-useful5178 u can just lobotomize them and they no longer give much of a shit about thier green cumpudding
@kperson45604 жыл бұрын
-4 ate without a table.
@reasonableastartes4 жыл бұрын
@@semi-useful5178 Nothing that can't be fixed with a little neural surgery.
@reasonableastartes4 жыл бұрын
@@deisi1569 lol didn't see your reply before I responded. Rimworld minds think alike.
@Dwarfman014 жыл бұрын
'Two all grox patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a corpse starch bun Big Cad!!!' Get your Big Cad right here at McCadia. Just look for the golden Cadian Gates
@rogermon3s1414 жыл бұрын
Dwarfman01 that’s a TTS skit
@awendigowithinternetaccess44004 жыл бұрын
... I want to eat that. Goddammit.
@Dwarfman014 жыл бұрын
@@awendigowithinternetaccess4400 I'm a chef by trade. Just doin' my duty for the Imperium. The Emperor protects and provides!
@louiswilkins96242 жыл бұрын
Hold the onion please, Thanks
@macrux152__84 жыл бұрын
No one: Absolutely nobody: Arch Warhammer: Let's talk about the Imperial Guard's most numerous food suppliment.
@funbro994 жыл бұрын
Its already been done once.. But now I want imperial food and drink arch edition.
@gargoyles99994 жыл бұрын
macrux152 __ I thought that was the Imperial Guard
@gargoyles99994 жыл бұрын
blackrave404 well they do have enough of them
@kristopherruiz76444 жыл бұрын
If he didn't soon, ttsdevice would have. Already beat him to the Templars, tsk tsk...
@jaceross76484 жыл бұрын
At op not upset tho
@internetzenmaster89524 жыл бұрын
"A notably vengeful species" Understatement of the millennium there Arch.
@marley78682 жыл бұрын
ever commit genocide on accident?
@enoughothis4 жыл бұрын
Emperor bless the Holy Hamburger!
@goldensimp77294 жыл бұрын
GROXBURGAS!!!
@Marinealver4 жыл бұрын
Fungal Groxburgers!
@harbl994 жыл бұрын
Ebin XDDD
@donwebber90714 жыл бұрын
@Juni Post and pickles. god emperor help you if you forget the pickles
@franciscorui4 жыл бұрын
"Continue diplomacy via other means, also often referred to as warfare." Hilarious and yet true.
@BigPuddin2 жыл бұрын
"Alternative diplomacy."
@creakychair93874 жыл бұрын
In the grim darkness of the far future burgers are made from lizards with a face.
@robertnelson95994 жыл бұрын
I wonder what happened to cows and chickens.
@d1sr3gardm34 жыл бұрын
@Succubus Chan i just assumed the chickens were claimed by tzeench
@franciosdeaeruiu75552 жыл бұрын
Yes because modern lizards do not have faces at all.
@jacopoarmini78894 жыл бұрын
God (not emperor of not Mankind):"hmmm... I'm out of ideas, what should I create that can feed the future Imperium of Man?" Satan before falling (to Chaos):"dear daddy, I've got an idea..."
@Krieg84184 жыл бұрын
So, instead of the bull run. Think there's an event in 40K called the grox run?
@VonKuro4 жыл бұрын
That could be a good testing ritual on a spacemarine homeworld.
@JPLOWMAN24 жыл бұрын
I’d imagine the aspirant would rather try to grab the thing by the horns and pull it to a stop rather than just try to outrun it like some coward
@paulbrule58974 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's when the grox's cerebral implants malfunction and you have to hightail it outta here
@VonKuro4 жыл бұрын
@@JPLOWMAN2 Since the aspirants are kids below the age of 15, I would use the grox as an athletics test rather than one on courage and fighting skill. The chapters have spyko-endoctrinement for those. But if he can't outrun a Grox, I can't imagine him survaving the transformation into an Astrate.
@Johan_the_Marshal4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@catsareevil1014 жыл бұрын
Grimdark ranching. Am I the only one curious what 40k fast food mascots would look like? what would the "Groxburgler" character look like?
@Panocek4 жыл бұрын
Murderburger, khornate grox mascot
@chiefjudgefish41934 жыл бұрын
“Oh no! He’s stealing all the Grox Burgers!” *opens fire with auto-cannons*
@omegawilliam95s363 жыл бұрын
Ronald but if he was a Lizardman.
@SephirothRyu2 жыл бұрын
Barney the purple Groxasaur. The appearance varies among worlds, but on Terra and most of the nicer worlds, it is literally just Barney with some extra cloth spikes on his back and a pair of cloth horns on the head. Fortunately, the only songs they sing are 5 second food jingles, though no doubt on Terra herself there is a children's show about a bunch of cartoony magic-using grox going on about how Faith is Magic or something. Depending on the world, the grox mascot may have anything from a fairly natural looking one, to being something early 3k humanity might describe as a mecha-grox-zilla transformer. There are rumors that the mascots on Cadia were basically just Baneblades with a set of mechanical legs instead of treads, and a Grox head sticking out coaxial to the main gun. And that they actually built a couple of them in this custom "food propaganda pattern", and that they may or may not have taken down their fair share of demons up to and beyond the day the planet broke.
@lordfrostwind31514 жыл бұрын
Well now we know what happened to the 40K lizardmen, who wants some fried Mazdumundi legs?
@theswordson6764 жыл бұрын
RIP Greg the Grox
@flakbait57714 жыл бұрын
Last time: Let's talk about an incredibly obscure piece of the lore on a mysterious species called the Yu'vath! This time: S P A C E C O W S Glorious; I was chuckling the entire video x D
@darthjekyll36482 жыл бұрын
yo mean the tau
@bloodangelsarebestchapter91284 жыл бұрын
Grox: is aggressive kills everyone on sight including other grox and it’s also extremely territorial The administratium who could pick fauna from thousands of other planets: P E R F E C T
@davidodonovan16994 жыл бұрын
I presume the standard operating procedure, for meeting creatures like Greg, would be to send in an aircraft drone, to investigate and scan Greg as the drone fly by at high altitude scanning...but yeah...I can totally see a curious human, brave enough to do this space adventure in the first place, being brave enough to get far too close to this thing Greg, to investigate Gregie boy.
@SephirothRyu2 жыл бұрын
These sorts are, to be fair, the sort who would then consider the pondering of what Greg's non-brain components (and thus non-lassed components) taste like.
@davidodonovan16992 жыл бұрын
@@SephirothRyu Yeah. Good point. As in after the drone fly by, going closer. To be fair, that's how we discover things. Taking a closer look.
@hansschroeder13592 жыл бұрын
The effort and amount of alliteration you've chosen to cram into this lovely little video about humanity's main food source is absolutely delectable!
@pontusn44 жыл бұрын
tttt.....ttttt....TACO THUSDAY HERESY FAIJTAS FRIDAY WITH THE EMPOROR WAY
@Maximum_Bacon4 жыл бұрын
If you cancle Taco Tuesday you will see a civil war that will make the Horas Heresy look like a kindergarten slap fight. Grox Tacos for happy hour!
@pontusn44 жыл бұрын
@@Maximum_Bacon yes mister inquisitor man that man over there
@Marinealver4 жыл бұрын
A night out with Da Boyz, Grox and Wyldsnake at this one nice hovel in Necromundia underhive.
@krausercruz27804 жыл бұрын
Dammit we have been through this YOU SHOULD EAT TACOS WHENEVER YOU WANT! FREE THE TACOS
@Maximum_Bacon4 жыл бұрын
@@krausercruz2780 Well, I do eat them whenever I want. But I also like Taco Tuesday.
@flakbait57714 жыл бұрын
Last time: Let's talk about an incredibly obscure piece of the lore on a mysterious species called the Yu'vath! This time: S P A C E C O W S
@markfreeman47274 жыл бұрын
I read somewhere that Grox are sometimes ridden as cavalry due to there viscous nature, and then summarily eaten if/when they are killed and/or when it becomes time to employ emergency rations
@TheTootyFrooty4 жыл бұрын
F for Greg The Grox.
@hardcaselj1114 жыл бұрын
F
@TeutonicKnight924 жыл бұрын
"snuggle-struggle?"
@internetzenmaster89524 жыл бұрын
Legit snorted in amusement when I heard Arch say that, and I'd seen your comment already.
@717233 жыл бұрын
Arch must be a Jimmy Carr fan. Well done, good sir!
@DragonfameDracas4 жыл бұрын
Look, everyone knows that the more dangerous the creature the better it taste.
@Maximum_Bacon4 жыл бұрын
Having eaten rattlesnake I can assure you, this is not always true.
@Marinealver4 жыл бұрын
The nine tail rats of Armageddon are might good eating according to the Uplifting Primer.
@dionjaywoollaston13494 жыл бұрын
Mechanicus on Duty by that logic catachan barking toads should taste like pizza made out of chocolate
@RevantheBlack4 жыл бұрын
Wonder what Fenrisian Kraken tastes like then?
@thefightingfedora29764 жыл бұрын
Disagree. I've had Trenoble venison. Tasted awful.
@TheArchaos4 жыл бұрын
In 40k, the burger eats YOU!
@Marinealver4 жыл бұрын
WWAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
@Reddotzebra4 жыл бұрын
Well, we've got the Grox on one hand and the Ambull on the other... Both the burgers and the high grade steak eat you.
@ryngak4 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough this is the type of content that I enjoy the most. Don't get me wrong I like the big lore videos too, but it's the tiny explanations about daily life in the imperium that I find fascinating.
@MizantropMan4 жыл бұрын
"Perturabo that could have been"? What about the Badab War series onii-chan promised us? Or at least the long overdue videos on each engagement in the Istvaan system?
@DimitriKurkov4 жыл бұрын
Or the individual lore videos of the generals of Armageddon.
@MizantropMan4 жыл бұрын
@@DimitriKurkov The in-depth analysis of "The Last Church" and why onii-chan hates it so much.
@DimitriKurkov4 жыл бұрын
Or the imperial armour serie too.
@Matihood14 жыл бұрын
Arch-sama does what he wants and he gets to what he had promised when he decides it's a good time to.
@LethargicGM4 жыл бұрын
@@hadeishadeis7462 He will never finish beast arises.
@ieuanhunt5524 жыл бұрын
If you know anything about the Aurochs you will understand the lengths people will go to in order to domesticate cattle.
@danilovonsquawk5722 жыл бұрын
Oh no a giant lizard thing just mauled Ben to death!Sam get the BBQ ready. I am going hunting.
@iainballas4 жыл бұрын
I want to see a story about farmers using Grox to fight orks with Squiggoths. I doubt they'd win, but it should be hilarious.
@darthjekyll36482 жыл бұрын
warhammer pokemon gotta fight'em all, got too.
@DragonHammer454 жыл бұрын
"B A S E R" "U R G E S"
@Joe-pi9bx4 жыл бұрын
lol goes nice with your pfp.
@retroicdescent4 жыл бұрын
oh no
@DragonHammer454 жыл бұрын
@@retroicdescent oh *yes*
@bgeniij4 жыл бұрын
This is somehow the most interesting thing I've seen all day.
@TheZombiesReanimated4 жыл бұрын
Is there any Lore on the Old Federation? No one seems to have covered that and I think that could be pretty interesting.
@tulipalll4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. I just realized.. The federation in star trek is just pre 40k initial human expansion..
@triplecks16114 жыл бұрын
Then Data would be the start of the Men of Iron.
@jamesm7834 жыл бұрын
@@triplecks1611 IIRC, the predecessors to the Men of Iron were the Men of Gold. and Data just so happens to have golden-ish eyes and skin
@bryanbarcelo54404 жыл бұрын
@@tulipalll so you're telling me the that Star Trek, the singular most optimistic sci-fi, turns into the big daddy of grimdark
@tulipalll4 жыл бұрын
@@triplecks1611 HOLY SHIT
@cnlbenmc4 жыл бұрын
In the grim darkness of the far future; Space Cow eats you!
@dionjaywoollaston13494 жыл бұрын
cnlbenmc not if ya shoot em with a good ol fashioned heavy bolter
@cnlbenmc4 жыл бұрын
+@@dionjaywoollaston1349+ That depends on if you want any meat left to harvest, if so; Use something akin to a Nomad Hunting Rifle.
@dionjaywoollaston13494 жыл бұрын
cnlbenmc or hire a ratling and give him a long-las, I have heard many unsavoury things about the ratling abhumans but poor accuracy is not one of them
@mivapusa4 жыл бұрын
Arch: "We should be eating far more horses" I'd rather eat a Swede.
@semi-useful51784 жыл бұрын
I have it on good authority that greeks taste best.
@oskarpalus28464 жыл бұрын
@@semi-useful5178 even turkey goes if you are particulary hungary
@semi-useful51784 жыл бұрын
@@oskarpalus2846 Supposedly the Turk tastes of pork.
@chryssalidbait87654 жыл бұрын
Might have been a pun referring to a type of root vegetable; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rutabaga
@mivapusa4 жыл бұрын
@@chryssalidbait8765 clever one, aren't you? ;) Though it is two-pronged for me, as a Dane, to have also the desire to engulf the Swedes once more so that we may rule them.
@emilkon4 жыл бұрын
This has all the energy of an 18th century radio commercial. I love it.
@davidmuresan94974 жыл бұрын
Grox are both burgers and guard dogs in one. I can just imagine a Grox gulag where political dissenters would be sent to.
@franksmedley86194 жыл бұрын
Hello Arch. Good video. The Grox is mentioned in many 40K novels, and there are a lot of references to it's desirability and taste. But there are many other creatures also mentioned as well. One that comes to mind was mentioned and described in one of the Commissar Cain books. The Ambull. Normally found in desert environments, it was encountered upon an ice world by Cain and some of the Valhallans he commanded. Although the Ambull was killed, it was not mentioned what happened to it after it's death by lasgun fire. With victuals being what they are in the 40K universe, I have some doubts that the Valhallans would have just left it to rot. No, I think it's location was given as the site of the encounter was reported back, and a few of the Guard would have been dispatched to retrieve it's carcass to be rendered and served up to the Guardsmen and their officers as a welcomed supplement to their diet and a change to the available fare upon their plates and in their soup bowls. As you said, Humans will consume almost anything not proven to be poisonous. And even then (absinthe) they might consume it for pleasure anyway. One example, still practiced in a certain portion of Africa, is the consumption of flies. At certain times of year the flies hatch out of eggs and create swarms that are in some cases miles wide of close to ground level flying insects. These flies are 'caught' by the simple expedient of waving an oiled pan around one's person and then scraping off the accumulated protein. Rinse and repeat, with occasional re-oiling of the utensil. The resulting mass of oiled flies are shaped into 'burger' like patties and fried, then eaten as is, or with some sort of sauce added for taste, depending upon your state of wealth and the availability of the makings for the sauce used. And this is but one example of Humans eating things that most societies would not consider 'food' at all. There are many, many examples of such 'alternate' means of sustenance on just our one tiny planet. Needless to say, Humanity once out 'amongst the stars' will find others... like the humble Grox.
@Pain-pr4rw4 жыл бұрын
Weird this isn’t showing up anywhere on arches channel or in my subscriptions. I only found it because I was going to rewatch some videos in his 40k playlist.
@granttardoni12244 жыл бұрын
Greg the grox ate the link
@charlesballiet70744 жыл бұрын
now now lets be honest the bulk of imperial rations is vitamin enhanced recycled waste. so a grox burger would be a luxery
@Marinealver4 жыл бұрын
Heck a rat is a luxury.
@semi-useful51784 жыл бұрын
Depends on where you are. if you're in the under hive the majority of what you eat is going to be corpse starch, but If you're a guardsman you're probably going to get at least a weekly grox burger to keep your morale up.
@robrib26824 жыл бұрын
Why would the imperium waste such a valuble resource as human fertilizer? No, the imperium would be more likely to put sand in them.
@semi-useful51784 жыл бұрын
@@robrib2682 Sand is coarse, rough, and has no nutritional value.
@ceciliorubens4 жыл бұрын
"HUNGER FOR BURGER" Sanguinius - Primarch of the Blood Angels.
@gargoyles99994 жыл бұрын
HERETIC BURGER
@cnlbenmc4 жыл бұрын
This is the Space Cow of the Far Future, oh boy!
@alejandrorojas14234 жыл бұрын
By the way, given the amount of prose and philosophy in this video I would say it is amongst your best work Arch
@duckman125694 жыл бұрын
Are there still vegans in the future and are they fed to the Grox
@93Avenger934 жыл бұрын
No, no more vegans, because all have been fed to the grox.
@_Caine_4 жыл бұрын
Some uppity noble, probably
@indrickboreale73814 жыл бұрын
Eldrad Ulthran is vegetarian, but he's a Xenos, so he doesn't count
@lolroflroflcakes4 жыл бұрын
To be fair plants are much more economical than animals. If I was a governor who had to feed you folks you can bet I wouldn't be wasting space on making sure you've got your beef, you'll eat your beans and algae or whatever it is that grows there and you'll like it.
@99gummybear994 жыл бұрын
The only vegans in the 40K are those poor people who can't afford meat.
@samuelrodriguez98014 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that a Grox population managed to survive on Catachan! D:
@Chibiruda4 жыл бұрын
I imagine Necromunda being a separate case to the norm of basically any other world in the Imperium, but what about their food? Do they have grox? Do they only have corpsestarch? Would you maybe make a video on the corpse grinder guilds?
@Legitpenguins994 жыл бұрын
"I wish to pet this creature"
@kparker94864 жыл бұрын
Now I want a story about a family of grox cattle barons.
@commissargeko40294 жыл бұрын
7:20 So basically the imperium is Australia.
@lukepooler61554 жыл бұрын
Poor Greg he will be known as a great ambassador of grox kind
@SvengelskaBlondie3 жыл бұрын
13:50 I wouldn't mind horse meat once again become a common thing, it used to be a staple here in Scandinavia. Think it got banned by some pope at one point, much due to horse meat not only being very healthy but also it had certain "qualities" that the pope wasn't fond the unwashed pagans enjoying (said pope was pretty much the proto-proto soyboy of his time).
@internetzenmaster89524 жыл бұрын
I am now imagining an Ork Runtherd and a Mekboy looking at a continent of grox and yelling: "WEZ TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!" for some bizarre reason.
Given the way thermodynamics works I assume that those worlds dedicated to grox production aren't actually feeding them plants that would be edible to humans, instead I choose to believe that they like the late Ferrus Manus they just eat sand.
@axelmilan42924 жыл бұрын
Okay, if Arch is doing a vid on the grox then you KNOW quarantine mania has gotten to him.
@williamjeffery96534 жыл бұрын
9:06 I see Inquisitor Arch supports Rogal Dorn in the sacred eating of the Taco on Tuesday.
@ikitclaw26694 жыл бұрын
Groxburgers, Groxsoup, Groxpies, Groxsandwiches, Groxsteaks, Groxshirts, Groxjackets and Groxsocks are all on sale now
@jakepel31174 жыл бұрын
In the grim darkness of the far future....they have dinosaur burgers. One of the least grimdark things in 40k, almost makes the imperium sound livable.
@magmaticfish20994 жыл бұрын
Why did this appear in my notifications if its unlisted?
@skepticalsnek99894 жыл бұрын
40k A universe so hardcore that they literally use angry armoured crocodile monsters as common livestock.
@ThePilgrimzProject4 жыл бұрын
hgahah lol 😂 10:52 Snuggle Struggle. This whole video was amazing but that cracked me up
@Stuffandstuff9744 жыл бұрын
Grox must have been discovered by Chinese explorers looking for bats.
@omegawilliam95s363 жыл бұрын
17:09 Strange, there’s never been any mention of Imperial citizens on record starving. The nobles always seem to be well fed, so they must be fine too.
@skepticalmagos_1014 жыл бұрын
"It's Grox meat, it's Grox meat", I say to my self as I gag on Imperial military rations .
@JJ-eb4tx4 жыл бұрын
F Greg, the Grox, great grievous Giant in a grimmdark Galaxy
@solaceixinera40154 жыл бұрын
9:09 Taco Tuesday? HERESY! Friday is the day in which the taco is consumed
@norricdaoc87464 жыл бұрын
Arch can make ANY subject no matter how dry and mundane, absolutely hysterically funny. Oh, and woe is Greg we barely got to know him before .
@bradymenting51202 жыл бұрын
Grox eats human Human eats grox that's the circle of life, baby.
@JaesWasTaken4 жыл бұрын
Before this video, I had no idea what a Grox was, but it was spoken about frequently. This is why I sub to this channel lol.
@BIGBOSS-bu1jt4 жыл бұрын
arch "we should be eating for more horse's" me "if we start eating our horse's then what are we going to use for glue?"
@zackcook51233 жыл бұрын
The great war of the grox can be likened to a more successful emu war
@aconcernedcommissar62614 жыл бұрын
"grox shit" or "grox dung" (i think ive seen it both ways) has to be my second favorite curse in 40k my favorite being "Emperor's bowels"
@FireStorm7654 жыл бұрын
This is just what I needed to start my day at 3am. Laughing hard enough while driving down some God-Emperor forsaken back road on my way to work and nearly crash. Love you Arch. Greetings ans salutations from Texas.
@Nathan_Moor4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the ability of the Imperiums logistical food industry was applied to the Bureaucracy....
@muli1154 жыл бұрын
the story of greg moved me to tears, such an individuum such talent...
@thefightingfedora29764 жыл бұрын
Great, now I'm hungry for Groxburgers. Thanks.
@scrubsrc40844 жыл бұрын
Why did youtube hide this informative cookery episode from my feed?
@nerdherd18194 жыл бұрын
Rogue traders: * exist * Grox: “You just violate my NAP! Reeeeee!”
@kommando2934 жыл бұрын
I’ve always wanted to know what a Grox looked like. Always picture a giant Buffalo with horns..... and instead I get a frickin wingless dragon. Not sure if that’s a good replacement
@mikkelnpetersen4 жыл бұрын
I like lore about supply and logistic, there's millions of videos about weapons, vehicles, armies etc., but very few about how those armies are supplied.
@PL-kt2hi4 жыл бұрын
Quote of the day "... satanic mix of honeybadger and t-rex" always love those definitions Arch :)
@ryan.19904 жыл бұрын
I'm legit eating a burger as I listen to this
@LetholdusKaspyr4 жыл бұрын
That's the thing with energy-based weaponry. A large percentage of targets will smell tasty after a hit.
@piccoloktheforged4 жыл бұрын
First thought the grox was a giant ox like in lord of the rings third movie turns out it was a khorne demon that breed with a trex/alligator thanks I can never get this out of my mind
@piccoloktheforged4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else want a patty or is that just me served right I think my American hamburgers will have to find someone else
@angelovildasol23254 жыл бұрын
In Imperial 40k humanity, food eats YOU!
@kenshy104 жыл бұрын
An army marches ON ITS STOMACH! And there is a galaxy wide amount of matching going on in 40k.
@asaenvolk4 жыл бұрын
"It end the same way as does a taco Tuesday" .... so on a Saturday?
@blindlobster4 жыл бұрын
As a sidenote, farm (lobotomised) grox are not fierce/good in close combat. Only the feral (non-farm) grox are good physical fighters.
@willmdrelmtopper97674 жыл бұрын
Snuggle struggle buddy 😂 LMAO I'm stealing this
@chadsmith89664 жыл бұрын
So... a Greg was a wild boar/T Rex hybrid about the size of a bus with the unholy temperament of a hippo crossed with a honey badger. Of course it would be delicious.
@moo4boy Жыл бұрын
I'd imagine that the grox implants would also be capable of saying go over there. It is always helpful when the meat walks into the slaughterhouse of it's own volition.