40k Lore, The War For Armageddon, 2nd Ork Invasion, The Landing

[@Norfarell]

"There is always room for more dakka" Unknown ork philosopher

[@francescolnicoletti1519]

ork*

[@trk4973]

"Dar iz always room for mor DAKKA" no such thing as a th in ork society

[@Kalenz1234]

His famous last words before taking a bolter round to the head and being stuffed into a cannon as ammo for rambling about to himself instead of shooting at the enemy.

[@CommisarHood]

Wait Ork's have philosophers?

[@Alamandorious]

@@CommisarHood Yes, and they use the highly enlightened method of beating smaller Orks over the head as their medium of communicating their ideas.

[@Omnicide101]

Orks: the 'hold my beer' race of 40K.

[@timothyvillaluna7424]

Ben Fraters and that's why we love 'em.

[@moriskurth628]

The Orks don't let anyone "Hold their beer". They down it in one gulp, throw the cup at a Gretchen, and then do what they initially plannet to do.

[@DarkCT]

What Moris Kurth said. they aren't giving over the squig beer, but they can really do some insane things. best part is they pull it off.

[@fumarc4501]

OI! HOLD ME GROG YA GROT!

[@XraynPR]

The only race who is genuinely having a blast in the grimdark shithole of 40k. While everyone else is miserable, mindless, consumed by a god of rape 24/7, subservient to the mentioned god of rape and his poker buddies, trying to get by in an universe thats much worse than thought of or just in general a complete fanatic ... theres always the Orks sitting by, saying to themselves: "Oi dis is fine. I 'ope it gits a lut worze!"

[@artyomRL]

Half ork ,half desk ...Magnificent .

[@Vherstinae]

'ALF ORK, 'ALF DESK, ALL DAKKA!!!

[@kitchenjail3546]

A dork.

[@TheEldritchGod]

A Orsk?

[@teollinc2441]

During the Horus Heresy it's blame Logar, during the war of Armageddon it's blame Von Straub.

[@ConfusedGuardsman]

@nickyiil We hear everything. Expect a visit from an iquisitorial assassin heretic. THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!

[@robertnelson9599]

Even Angron would facepalm seeing what Von Straub did.

[@boydsinclair7606]

Yeah, you're right... This is Lorgar's fault!

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

spartan 117 you mean the assassins who failed to kill an old man which started the siege of vraks? Little hard to be scared

[@MakooWallinen]

Blame Logar Blame Von Straub Blame Xaphan Blame Mamon When all else fails: Blame the Dark Angels, they probably did SOMETHING.

[@JacobSky5110]

"There's never enough Dakka...." Oh, how right you are, Arch.

[@lillithyukiutacrow2532]

Jacob White DAkKA DAKKA DAKK A DAKKA

[@sebastianyarrick2041]

Alistair Crow DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA Edit: DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA

[@multiplesingular294]

Can't help but imagine the teleporting orks. One of them materializing completely around a human but orks are just so tough this just caused the ork a bit of a headache and some amusing trophies sticking out at odd angles from it's body and still wiggling about for hours as the human nerves reacted some to the orks causing the limbs muscles to twitch.

[@SnlDrako]

Teleporting inside something doesn't meld the two things in 40k. The teleported is inserted into the target, and either the teleported is crushed by the destination (like being inside marble) or the teleported shatters the target (like the ork likely did in your example to the human, or anything else does to air). This is why for example you cannot deploy teleported troops quietly in an atmosphere. Because the teleported troops displace air, and the displaced air needs to go at high velocity, suffer great acceleration, thus, it produces a quite loud BANG. In a vacuum, where nothing is being displaced by the teleported troop, ofc, you can deploy them in a stealthy manner. This is one of the very few examples where 40k is even more realistic and consistent than StarTrek.

[@multiplesingular294]

@@SnlDrako Ah so they can't be teleported 'around' something but only inside it as the space is displaced a split second before their arrival. *nods* An interesting detail to be sure. :D

[@SnlDrako]

@@multiplesingular294 Not "before" their arrival, "by" their arrival. Their body is what displaces the material. Kind of like if you jump into a pool of water, water is not displaced ahead of you, your body forces the water away. Same principle. But yes, you are correct in that you can't teleport around something. Teleporters work by teleporting something to the exact coordinates down to milimeters. This is why it's mostly necessary to have a teleport beacon on site to scan the precise topography around the target area and pinpoint the exact arrival location, otherwise, ah, accidents happen. Like not arriving on target, instead, 20 centimeters above it. Which might be fine in open air, but that would mean a stormtroopers head might be slammed and destroyed by a metal bulkhead if the target is inside a bunker, or a starship. Or 20 centimeters below target means either they arrive into knee deep mud, or their legs will shatter and liquefy by being crushed by metal or stone floor. Or, if they are, say, Adeptus Astartes, and the rock is something soft, like, say, sandstone or chalk, their power armoured feet will simply shatter the ground beneath their feet, and they'll arrive in an epic cloud of dust after the bang.

[@multiplesingular294]

@@SnlDrako Well said. 👍

[@overlorddexter]

4 minutes in and we already learned that Ghazghkull used ork equivalent of Space Marines... Emperor help us.

[@IOStalin]

overlorddexter he can't be in two places at once and is obsessed with Armageddon so we're still good provided Yarrick doesn't die

[@darkhighwayman1757]

The Emperor protects...eventually

[@NinthRomance]

The emperor will hear our pleas for help and eventually when he goddamn feels like it will send his holy angels to cleanse Armageddon of this plague.

[@abdelarch8038]

@@IOStalin "he can't be in two places at once" - he can now!

[@yuripantyhose4973]

I actually think the Imperium and Orks love each other, they complement each other perfectly. An Ork Warboss without a humie world to wage Waaagh on is a sad ork. And a Space Marine without a Xeno enemy to test himself against become a decadent space marine. And the Orks are not like Necrons or Tyranid that wants to destroy everything forever, they just want to fight.

[@mirokortemaa9060]

Earthworm Jim yep yep

[@limeyndixie]

You’re not actually far from the mark. Orks DO thunk humies are all squishy and overthink too much and ain’t nearly orky enuf... but they REALLY enjoy fighting us. They only enjoy fighting Kroot and FUCKING DAEMONS more.

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

Thomas Piscopo the ogryn are very similar to orks some even fight with the orks because they find them fun

[@sebastaineastin4279]

Stop makeing real world logic

[@Sarindanvelor]

and that's why gazhghkull's best friend is commisar yarrick

[@fumarc4501]

Ork theme music as they fall to the surface of Armageddon. *YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH! YOU'VE GOT THE POWER!*

[@rvelazquez1986]

FUmarc You are now owed 1 internet.

[@thekaasmaster8172]

FUmarc as stated before your one internet has been withdrawn from the matching internet funding plz fil in the reciprocation form opon your internet delivery

[@fumarc4501]

the kaasmaster OI A SNEAKY GROT, ME INTERNETS! YER ZOGGIN FER A KRUMPIN!

[@SupaL33tKillar]

FUmarc bit too late to the party but I prefer imagining them singing the orky version of highway to hell. IM ON DA HIIIIIIGHWAH TO ELL. HIIIIIIGHWAH TO ELL

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

SupaL33tKillar more accurately the orky version of shoot to thrill. SHOOT TA FRIL PLAY TA KIL IZE GOT ME SHOOTA ATZ DA REDI IZE GONNA KRUMP AT WILL

[@Orlunu]

Thunderbolts and Lightenings very, very frightening

[@esaug644]

good rhyme

[@carsoncasmirri3874]

Meet Galileo

[@kevinhill8193]

Magnificooooo

[@TheSeanoops]

5:00 Squishy human: The orks would never do that, it's suicidal and impossible. Ork: WOTCH DIZ, OLD MI GROG!

[@kamiloniszczuk9685]

3:00 THE CODEX ASTARTES CALLS THIS MANOUVER STEEL REHN

[@hyperlethalsunfish3113]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEBLAAAAAAADE

[@Bankstercide]

Famous Ghazkull quotes during the War for Armageddon: "Our Metal Boxes will blot out the sky!" "No one expects the -Spanish- Orkish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to -the Pope- Gork and Mork! Um, I'll come in again...”

[@PauloGarcia-sp5ws]

Yes, no one expects the Spanish inquisition, i can testify.

[@chaptermastermarneuscalgar6926]

Welcome to the hellhole that is Armageddon, aka the number 1 vacation spot for the Orkz in the Imperium. Humies call it hell, Orkz call it a holiday destination and where the Orkz are guranteed to get a good fight from the Humies who keep throwing Guardsmen just to keep the planet. Also Orkz and elagence what sort of nonsense is this.

[@phreakazoith2237]

Bozz: "Are we there yet? Wuzz iz this planet? Whut does da map say?" Gretchin: "Bozz,da map says it's Ullanor, but da computer sayz it's Armegeddon." Bozz wipes his behind with map and returns it to Gretchin. "I don't care! It looks like fun. Attack it anyway! WAAAGH!!!"

[@JCDenton2012Modder]

What do you call the five ex-wives of a 40k Commissar sharing one another's company? . . . . . A firing line.

[@elasolezito]

Do you know why Dreadnoughts are sealed ? . . . . . . Because people are dying to get in.

[@JCDenton2012Modder]

What did Vulcan name his first puppy? . . . . . . Bruva Friendly Puppy, of course.

[@skyhammer1805]

Johan Dale l

[@internetzenmaster8952]

9:50 Arch isn't kidding about airspeed or g-forces folks. The Ork Fighta-Bomma (when you apply real-world physics to it) goes over 4 times the speed of sound at maximum output. That leaves even the fastest Eldar craft way behind in the dust. Under normal circumstances, this kind of speed would *literally* liquefy the pilot, but well, this is the Orks. Not to mention (applying real world physics again) any bullets fired by these Ork Fighters will be going slower than the actual aircraft. Of course, the average Fighta-Bomma has as much (if not more) armor than a bloody Land Raider, so the likely go-to tactic for Flyboyz is simply: "RAMMING SPEED!!" when any enemy aircraft(or friendly ones. These ARE Orks) get in the way of their Fighta-Bomma. The kicker? Their sheer speed would let them smash through several dozen air craft of similar or slightly large size before the Fighta-Bomma would fall out of the sky.

[@mikkelnpetersen]

That iz cuz fighta-bommas are painted red, everyone knows red ones go faster.

[@kooijpolloi8220]

basic physics mean that you add the planes speed to the projectiles speed, they add up my boi

[@Troglodytarum]

@@kooijpolloi8220 Dumbass

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

Internet Zen Master is that before or after the liberal application of crimson dye? Which the orks believe makes their vehicles faster

[@nisqhog2881]

I mean... I am quite certain these are very orkish terms and totally fit the lore, but there are a FEW teeny tiny mistakes with your entire comment if you are really trying to prove anything (which you don't have to by default, cause this is warhammer) 1, Speed alone doesn't liquefy you. Otherwise none of the X-planes would've been able to do their missions. It's the acceleration and deceleration of the aircraft that gives them G forces, as well as any sort of manouver they do, relative to the angle at which they turn and the current airspeed of the aircraft. While I am certain that both of these are extreme (considering that most ork planes have about 4 controls, 2 of which are 0% and 100% engine power, and the other two relegated to controls and DAKKA), but that alone doesn't validate any of it, since there are 0 statistics available anywhere about. 2, I highly doubt that is what Arc was talking about. From my experience in the tabletop game and real life physics (actual ones), I am almost 100% certain Arc was talking about the very fact that these planes are rather cumbersome due to the sheer amount of armor and bombs on them. So again, I am fairly certain what he referred to was the fact that these heavy pieces of junk had insane drag, were going slow, and would not be able to bear some of the high-G manouvers that their pilots were trying to do. After all, these are orcs. If any calculation says that they are better at tech in something than the Eldar (other than number of DAKKA attached), then your calculation is wrong. 3, Let's pretend for a second that Orcs CAN go at 4 machs. At that speed, no real life gun would be able to fire a bullet faster than the plane itself. Most 20mm guns used on planes have a speed of somewhere between 600-800 m/s. That is roughly around 2 Machs on average. So you would think, how are they able to shoot down planes? Well, applying REAL WORLD PHYSICS to it, the bullets get a starting velocity equal to that of the plane.So when you are going at 4 machs and fire a bullet going at 6 machs, that means you fire a bullet going at 6 machs, not that it will accelerate out the back of your gun at -2 Machs, ripping your wing apart. In fact, even less, since firing said round will always generate a recoil on the aircraft. If you want to see an extreme example of said recoil, just look at how much an A-10 slows down during a single burst. 4, At 4 machs, the fighta bomba would fall out of the sky as soon as it hit something as small as football if it made out of anything relatively solid. This is simply a result of the speed differences between the two resulting in a catastrophic collision for the plane. If you need any proof of how speeds affect the danger levels of small objects, look no further than space debris. Either way, depending on how you think about "fall out of the sky", any collision would stop the fighta bomba from functioning in... well, any shape or form, other than a massive cloud of debris. But as such, it would doubtlessly be marvelous. But in the way you imagine them smashing through many aircraft while continuing to fly? No way. Not unless they were going significantly slower and using tactics akeen to ww1 fighters whereas they would literally make their planes fall/land on the other one to force them out of the sky. And honestly, I don't know any self respecting ork who wouldn't use DAKKA instead. So yes, aside from completely messing up anything about physics, and if I correctly understood Arc, the entire purpose of his speech, you did a great job. Of course, even if I was wrong and Arc did indeed want to showcase just what marvels of superior engineering the ork fighta bombas are, you still failed to consider basic REAL LIFE physics. But hey. Gj on 78 likes. Hey, have one on me. 79.

[@damienjeremytrotman84]

I want a Total War: Warhammer 40,000 PC game. With this The War For Armageddon, 2nd Ork Invasion as the Human Campaign.

[@blazerwitt9042]

Damien Jeremy Trotman There is! I believe the strategy turned based game is called Armageddon! It’s on IOS and Pc!

[@joe090309]

Dawn of War 1/2 are good games you can play with similar ideas.

[@jessicalacasse6205]

@@joe090309 kinda ancient

[@jessicalacasse6205]

since empire ,CA don t whant to build ship battle that why they did gothic with another studio ...

[@nukclear2741]

Well, a total war game in a modern setting isn’t possible. The total war franchise relies more on lines and cohesion, whereas modern conflict and even this is more individual, with units fighting in small groups.

[@gazgul]

The lucky Ork(s) that teleport in to the armoury or motor pool.....

[@carsoncasmirri3874]

gazgul they teleport right into IG target practice

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

gazgul “BY GORK AND MORK IZE BEEN KRUMPED AND SENT TO DA GREAT WAAAGGG IN DA SKI”

[@airplanemaster1]

With the whole, "Orks teleporting blindly into the fortress city," I can just imagine one ork teleporting into a closet. Out he jumps, WAAAAGH-ing at anything in the room, only to find it empty. The camera pans, and we see he's wearing frilly- pink bedazzled nightgown and lingerie. A second ork beats down the door to the room, only to find the first ork wiggling his finger seductively in a, "come 'ere big boy" fashion. *Orking Ensues*

[@trk4973]

airplanemaster1 I can't get that image out of my head and I'm dying laughing about it

[@NeiasaurusCreations]

airplanemaster1 Oh my god. I cant unsee that. Gross.

[@axelmilan4292]

Oh no🤣

[@CommisarHood]

Inquisitor (Sees this comment) "What the fuck is this heresy now?"

[@ragnarrocksoft9096]

Yes inquisitor this comment

[@aexplodingpotato7045]

That title makes me think of the Normandy landings. But with orks.

[@DCPTF2]

A exploding potato might have been

[@baker90338]

I am imagining the ships for the landing in Normandy but orky

[@Daimon-X]

DA DAKKA DAY, DA LONGEST DAY

[@bird_grease9288]

GIT OFF DA SHIPS BOYZ! GIT DOZE HUMIEZ! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[@justicaralaric3828]

A exploding potato someone needs to make an animated video of that omg

[@davidstrife165]

4:49 to quote Freeman’s Mind “there teleporting into the walls, that’s why the building’s falling apart! We’re turning into the Swiss cheese of the dammed!”

[@KingQwertzlbrmpf]

5:50 splattered acrosssthe landscape in wonderful blotches of green, covered in a good layer of spores from which new Orks will arise given enough time.

[@TheKing-qz9wd]

"There's no way they'd do that." Said the rookie. "You had to open your big mouth." Says the veteran.

[@docbaker3333]

1:03 LOL I love the Megumin cameo there, Arch Warhammer you are truly one of us.

[@macrux152__8]

Wow, this popped up pretty early. Thanks Arch. I listen to your Warhammer 40k vids everynight as I sleep. So, thanks. Really.

[@BIIGtony]

Good to know that I'm not the only one who has the playlist running while going to sleep...

[@Self-replicating_whatnot]

Fire wastes, eh? I bet Salamanders were enjoying it.

[@kalajel]

Imperials: "There's no way they'd do that!" Orks: "Hold my fungus beer..."

[@connorsanford7910]

Legio Metallica Enter orkman, saint orker, master of orkus

[@arandomcrusader-9355]

Armenian metal Ork and destroy

[@CryingZombie666]

Ride the orking. The four orkmen. All orkmare long.

[@carsoncasmirri3874]

I guess the bell was tolling for the Orks

[@minoreror9961]

Orkttry

[@toddwilliams8128]

Damage Incorkorated

[@guerillanextdoor]

Haven't been in the Warhammer universe for about 12 years. Stumbled upon one of your videos and haven't been able to stop listening to all of them. Great channel!

[@dougiebull2074]

Imagine looking up seeing giant comets with guns and scrap metal glued on and chains dragging smaller meteors and just come smashing into the planet.Its just complete chaos.

[@The_Real_Maxajax]

Folks, the similarities to 40k have given me an idea. Has anyone considered making a 2nd War for Armageddon mod for Hearts of Iron 4?

[@Pythoner]

It would be better for HOI 3

[@captiancholera8459]

There is a Unification wars mod for hoi4 which is pretty sweet. If I had any Idea how to mod I’d start work on a war on Armageddon mod and a siege of Vraks mod. But modding ain’t my strong suit sadly

[@Voron_Aggrav]

1:07 That face suddenly popping up nearly made me fell off my chair laughing, She'd Approve of that for sure indeed :D

[@KawaiiCanadafreememes]

1:07 Ah, Arch, a fellow man of culture

[@ShinigamiSamaH]

(1:04) Hold on a sec. ...... Ah, yes. The Codex Megumin does support this action. Carry on.

[@danbrown6224]

WE WUZ GREENSKINS N SHIET

[@esaug644]

GORK

[@esaug644]

'N

[@baker90338]

Mork

[@justinwainwright5069]

you all get likes for making me laugh :)

[@timothybarron5691]

Calling a planet shaking war were billions die and cites are ground to dust a “good old fashioned rumble” is one hell of a understatement

[@nagashtheundyingking4404]

gotta admit the planet of Armageddon sure earned its name

[@mikeomack2269]

just finished your new lodge video and came to see this just came up. Another day of hearing your beautiful voice back to back. My life is complete.

[@Szass29]

"However the Adeptus Astartes where having an absolute BALL.." LMFAO, I cracked up hearing you say that. It's timing was perfect. lol

[@jimpyre5038]

The Universe’s greatest threat: A thinking Ork.

[@jooasalmi730]

1:03 EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOSION!!!!

[@fumarc4501]

I have just one question for you. *EXPLOSIONS?!*

[@ZachlajVonBurbon]

Gork 'n' Mork akbar!

[@Tech-Kaplan-Kali]

EXTEEEEEEEERMINATUUUUS!!! (alternatively) DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKAAAAA!!! (god damn it, no one has made any megumin 40k fanart, guess I have to repair this mistake)

[@kyokyoniizukyo7171]

jozef kalinowski post it here when you are done...thats all I ask...

[@Tech-Kaplan-Kali]

well I generally don't post my drawings at all... but I guess I could start to do so.

[@durpyflabergazm9339]

I’m kinda curious, if you use teleportation technology to transport orks blindly to a planet and said ork matter ends up in the earth... How does the ork matter appear in already occupied space? Do they just explode beneath the surface with almost no sign of an ork what so ever? Or does it just turn stone a bloody green? And imagining that this ork matter does manage to force itself between the soil or stone (matter), would enough ork matter create enough force between earth matter to create shifts beneath the surface. ...Possibly Resulting in a sort of gory fissure of ork matter to rupture out of the surface with tiny quakes? Imagine the chaos!

[@toplobster740]

''The orks would attempt to cause havoc in their rears'' ......go on, darling.

[@l.warner3951]

Slannesh, go back in the eye.

[@Doni007CZ]

Ghazghkull is Megumin fan :D

[@Phenixtri]

some weird boys might even make a freeboota clan around her given her talents with big loud and flashy explosions :P That or they would try to strap her onto a shoota as just another accessory to make even more things go boom .... cuz ya know orks are just one big FU to any sort of natural laws of their universe provided there are enough of em.

[@lordswagimusii8222]

EXPLOOOSION!!!!

[@exeldofcanadia3461]

Civillans I think it's pronounced acceptable casualty

[@jordanscherr6699]

Arch, you rock! This is why I love 40k when it remember what it's supposed to be. Gothic ridiculousness combined with remarkably accurate military strategy. You do a great job of laying out those strategies in layman's terms. Good stuff! (I would pledge more on Patreon, But I need to be financially careful. Still, it's something.) oh, and "watch me.." Hah!

[@Jackstalkerfear]

Orks wont use teleport tech like this! Orks : "Hold my grog."

[@Japsae]

Hey arch just how "big" is your hentai folder? also is a Skitarii Legion more effective then a Imperial guard regiment?

[@LRMRULES]

Șerbănoiu Eduard of house Valrak everything

[@danielgarza1209]

Go to his political channel "The Lodge" , and watch his video on draconian measures for Islam. That is where you will find his comment on his hentai folder.

[@burued]

Maybe he's searching for ork hentai

[@fumarc4501]

Oh my Gork. Wut forkery iz dis?

[@Japsae]

fungus hentai ..?

[@sirmemealot1839]

When the imperium says that can't happen. The orks say hold my beer.

[@sebas379]

Awesome series, well done! I'm looking forward to the future episodes

[@Feminismisfornobody]

orks orks orks orks orks orks orks

[@fumarc4501]

*piano riff*

[@Fanatic808]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@majormajorasic]

WIZ ALL GUNNA DIEEEEEE!

[@XForgottenxAngle]

Damn you arch! Love your videos! Amazing research and lore videos. Keep it up man :)

[@SeasonsMad042]

I like how in the first week the Astartes were doing the space marines equivalent of camping while the Guard were getting their shit pushed in and the Orks took control of the skies.

[@Halo4Lyf]

Mad Seasons Of Grief You always want to keep a strong reserve. Makes sense for the Astartes to fill that role.

[@SeasonsMad042]

I know, plus it helped keep the orks from going to ground in the rougher terrain where it would have been hell getting them out. I just find it funny picturing the sky literally falling down while a bunch of space marines were sitting around a campfire in the wastelands toasting marshmallows.

[@Halo4Lyf]

Mad Seasons Of Grief Imagine how weird it was for the Astartes!? *Ork ships in low orbit visibly firing on targets over the horizon, dropping Roks, launching Fighta-Bombaz* *squad of Astartes sitting cross-legged around campfire* "Captain, can't we just -" "By the Emperor, private, eat your Chaos-damned s'more already!"

[@phillipgouthier5525]

So serious question, if any of these nobility make it through the invasion, who investigates them, the Ordo Xenos or the Ordo Hereticus?

[@petercook438]

Why would the orks side with a former overlord, especially one who declares himself the divine ruler of the planet that they're invading? Wouldn't they just kill him and be done with it?

[@aristocraticcthulhu3831]

The Crazy Dingo Not to mention that this wasn't just some random rock that the imperium only remembered existed because its name was written down in some scribe's notebook for the yearly tithe collection but Armageddon, one of the most important planets in close proximity to Terra. How von Straab came to the genius conclusion that the imperium would let him keep his position for even a week should he have succeeded (provided that the orks didn't just get rid of him after he was no longer of use to them) we'll probably never know.

[@Undead_Mob]

I'm not a monster well, he made a deal with a clan of blood axes from what I remember, the blood axes being a clan that consists of a lot of kommandos and the fact that they use human tactics this doesn’t seem so far fetched.

[@antonyduncan9995]

30:30 quote 'the orks would simple land behind the enemy, and then start causing havoc in their rears' 😬 poor guardsmen.

[@alithanar8]

I love your narration Arch, it always makes me laugh... You almost seems Orkish in your delight of explaining orky techniques. If only you liked the High Elves of fantasy as they are the best anywhere... oh well you are among my favorite Warhammer KZbinrs.

[@davidaward82]

the biggest problem with attacking the Roks was the scale of Ghazkhull's telly-portaz, the largest of them could bring down super heavy battle fortresses and gargants.

[@perottosson3554]

Hey man ive just gotten into the 40k universe and been looking at your videos about the different races and the backstory of the imperium of man kind and the horus treachery and what i want to say is great story telling and the easy way to understand it all so thank you for great content and keep it comming Love it.

[@iskende]

It's always nice to have a new Arch upload. Also, Megumin.

[@hmm3361]

I came when I saw Arch uploaded

[@aexplodingpotato7045]

Woah me too

[@fountainchristain]

Derp Captain looks like I wasn't alone

[@knobjockey6882]

I came *hard* when I saw Arch upload ...

[@yuripantyhose4973]

ooh i got upload goo all over my face

[@jerec1267]

arch are you ever going to cover battlefleet gothic? either the game or the TT would be fine

[@Bankstercide]

I take it you mean the Gothic War?

[@mrlegodude96alt2]

Battlefleet gothic hasn't had an update since november 2016, it's a dead game no reason he should cover it

[@yuripantyhose4973]

Too bad, was really great game. Too hard on hard though, at least for me, will give a new iron man game go at medium difficulty. Had potential for good MP, but if its so long since last update I can't imagine there is still a active community for it.

[@SupaL33tKillar]

Earthworm Jim I agree it's pretty great considering most of the other indie 40k games suck bollocks. It felt like it was the rts 40k version of vermintide (although vermintide is wk fantasy, but I digress) in terms of quality.

[@macromondo8026]

Steel Legion: there's no way they'll use teleportation technology Gaskull: Hold ma WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!

[@engineermole2688]

By landing you mean "Flung out the nearest air lock"

[@phreakazoith2237]

their surprised look when being thrown out is part of the element of surprise that is essential for victory

[@godzilladestroyscities1757]

2.5 hours into these videos about Armageddon. Better than watching a movie.

[@trentoncovert7889]

What you call maximum bomb load, the orks call minimum bomb load!

[@jordanscherr6699]

I've been puzzling over the Fire Wastes, and a thought comes to mind. If the season of fire results in lava, ash and general tectonic instability... We are talking about the great beast himself. What if he could turn that geological mishap to his advantage? Perhaps great tunnels or trenches sending lava right into the enemies midst. Or even possibly earthquakes and other natural disasters re-directed at a hive city. This is 40k after all, so it's entirely possible.

[@NetMoverSitan]

3:15 - So even " 'umie Dakka" isn't enough? Were their "drop pods" painted blue, so that they miss more? | "watch me", you're not sounding cockney enough. | 5:30 - They're psychotic fungus monsters, if course they're Orks! | 8:28 - Which aren't very very frightening things. | 9:50 - Yeah, overkill isn't in the Ork vocabulary. | 14:24 - Yeah, you covered them. | 33:09 - If they win, they win. If they die, they die fighting, so it doesn't count. If they run away, they don't die either, because they can come back for another go. (which they did) | 43:00 - That purple beam cannon, it's there to mock the "stupider" races, isn't it? | 43:50 - Did they arrive during the season of fire?...

[@1LosTheGame]

QUESTION: Dear Arch Please if you read this what's your take on mass produced Costodes ? Are primaris marines just mass produced Astartes Custodes?

[@galfraz]

Catching a new arch video? Today is a good day.

[@smilingbandit6900]

MORE ORKZ! Love your vids Arch. Top notch stuff. keep them coming. Orkz orkz orkz!

[@shmee123ful]

im getting the sense that the imperium and the orks relationship is petty much like this imperium commander says to an Ork upon seeing its battle plans "I say old chap that's plan of yours is the most utterly insane thing I have ever seen, and even taking with your abilities and...infusionism into accent. this would be imposable" and the ork would go "ow ya squcy git ya can bloody well wact' me yar ca'n"

[@Shatterverse]

The Orks: "Hold my beer!"

[@jacobmoss6830]

suddenly a wild megumi appears.

[@ragnokulfbhert]

Epic ARCH love your work

[@themecoptera9258]

“Alright men, the orcs are a ‘comin down at last, but we are prepared.” *record scratch* Narrator: “they were not prepared”

[@advert1489]

Why do I get the feeling that Von Straub is based on Claus Straub of the World Economic Forum. He certainly strikes me as the kind of guy to side with Orks for power. Lol.

[@Edmar_Fecler]

First one of these I've seen, but _damn do I love it._ *_TIME TO BINGE!_*

[@Matihood1]

Batallions made from downed pilots? This is fucking hillarious! xD

[@Scarletlord]

Been waiting all week for this.

[@captainteutonica5474]

In my head Gazgul escapes Armageddon each time by dowsing himself in purple paint and just wandering off towards the nearest spaceship.

[@SultanOfAwesomeness]

War for Armageddon 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@MarcelineTheWitch]

my dude, that megumin meme was good

[@HrothgarHeavenlight]

3:00 Orc Space Marinz .

[@timothyvillaluna7424]

HrothgarHeavenlight, exactly what I thought. What would they be called?

[@Auriorium]

Arch, Orks will not go simply with "watch me." but thy would say "Hey y'all watch this hold my beer!"

[@mattroxursoul]

Do Orks paint their space ships blue? I feel like that is the color that would give the best shields and keep atmosphere. Course painting it red would have an advantage to I suppose.

[@alpinewolf7751]

Ork ships: atmosphere is optional

[@einsteinsconcubine3303]

Ork Chant "if it moovs, kill it. If it don't move, pik it up and kill it". HUT HUT HUT HUT!!!!!!!

[@kaufmann4573]

Rather counter intuitive for Ghazghkull to bomb Hive Hades. By the same logic, many other positions in the planet should have been bomber. It was probably an act of spite, for "Ima mek sur da Hummies giv me ah gud foight, bat I'llz bombs dat one place dats toogh" does not follow.

[@ForgottenHonor0]

IMPERIUM: "There's no way even the orks are crazy enough to do THAT!" ORKS: "An' ah took 'at personal-loik."

[@patrickobrien8301]

Given the less than collaborative mindset of the Mechanicus, just how well did the skitarii and Guard work together? I'm assuming the conflicts over strategies were particularly fierce.

[@toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745]

So, these Nobles had a choice. Serve the Orks and a Traitor or Die for the Emperor... WELL WELL WELL DIDN'T THEY PICK THE WRONG FUCKING OPTION, NOW HAND THEM A FLASHLIGHT THEY'RE ASSAULTING THE ORK ROKS FIRST!

[@chanlawrence7562]

that's if they are lucky to get any gear at all

[@alexandrecredidiooliveira7176]

Who won a war the Green Skin or the Tyrannidys? I always think of this when I see something about one of these 2 races.

[@sqocks8254]

1:03 Always gotta appreciate a nice reference ☺

[@arandomcrusader-9355]

GROUND WAAAAAGGGGGHHH!

[@karlanonymouse2543]

Good Video Arch, as always.

[@crestfallenspaniard7079]

Did i heard Chaos in the video? I'm calling the Inquisition right now!

[@antimaster6432]

every time there's a new arch video: "longest yeah boiii ever recorded"

[@thewoundedwarg3254]

The Orks acquired the Teleporta technology from Nazdreg during their fight with the Dark angels 3rd company on the world of Piscina V

[@chris-kp2zq]

"thunderbolt and lighning very very frightening" said no ork ever

[@amandafranks5108]

when an ORK teleports inside your desk. picture that now xD