4812. You Gotta Have Faith (Original) Melbourne Unitarian Peace Memorial Church

I sang this song for my Musical Interlude at Sunday's service of the Melbourne Unitarian Peace Memorial Church. It was the first song I ever sang there in my "Musical Interlude" and I thought it was a good one to start the years with.
The song is different every time I sing it.
Lyrics and chords:
D ................ G ...... D
I believe in flying saucers,
........................... A7
Crop circles and aliens, yes,
D ..................... G ......... D
I believe in the bigfoot yeti
.................................. A7 .... D
And the monster of Loch Ness.
……….…......... G ......... D
I believe in Vishnu, Buddha,
…….…………..........….. A7
Tree-gods, Allah, Krishna too,
D ……..……............….…… G ….......….. D
Ghosts and witches, mermaids, fairies.
………...…....... A7 ……....... D
I believe in Zeus, don't you?
Chorus:
Who needs reason? Who needs logic?
Proof's not good enough for me.
Who needs Science? You gotta have faith,
Faith in things we cannot see.
I believe in the Zodiac.
I believe our fate lies in the stars.
I believe my life will change
When Mercury aligns with Mars.
I don't believe what Darwin wrote.
I don't believe in evolution.
I don't believe that scientists
Can find a meaningful solution.
I believe in a holy book
Depending on where I was born.
I'd find the truth within its pages
If reading it wasn't such a yawn.
I believe in the holy Bible.
It's the word of God, you know.
I know that everything there is true,
For the Bible tells me so.
I believe in doing my own research.
I believe those KZbin blokes.
I believe the world is flat
And climate change is just a hoax.
I believe there’s just two genders
And fighting should be left to men.
I believe that God sent Trump
To make America great again.
I believe there's a guy up in the sky
Who treats his followers very well,
Who has a plan for all believers
And sends the others down to Hell.
I believe the road to Heaven is narrow
And the road to Hell is wide.
I believe that war is holy.
God is always on our side.
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