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@manoffewords1 6 ай бұрын

> Sumito has wife > I watch Sumito on KZbin > Technically I provide financial support to his wife by watching his videos > I am Technically a Sugar Daddy >Later virgins ✌️😎

@micahbrunet5523 6 ай бұрын

It makes a lot of sense that a guy with a KZbin channel all about memes started on 4chan with his PSP

@lastoflancas 6 ай бұрын

The most KZbinr origin of all time.

@notKevinFeige 6 ай бұрын

03:56 >Sumet hired an actress to pretend he isn't a virgin like us for this episode.

@tylerthell4957 6 ай бұрын

Sumito Wife Pepe: the rarest of Pepe's

@Balrog4242 6 ай бұрын

The hyena matriarch!

@jablesbrown8463 6 ай бұрын

@@Balrog4242hyenas is the worst name for his fan base. I pray he stops because it’s disgusting

@EduardoVidalSalgadoFajardo 6 ай бұрын

That's a flex saying "see ya later virgins" Sumito The Chad Media

@tankninja1 6 ай бұрын

Fun fact: Green texts aren't actually named because they are green. They were invented by John Greentext in 1982 and were only changed to the color green in his memory in 2001. Spaghetti

@ronnocrex1290 6 ай бұрын

That's some arkan land bullshit there lol

@amargnwalkr 6 ай бұрын

I knew John. He was ugly.

@sb4sam 6 ай бұрын

-Be me -Be Asian -Be KZbinr that hires girl who pretends to be gf -profit - cya later virgins

@asphaltape 6 ай бұрын

3:57 sumito and his cat: "women 😠"

@sebastianbarrios7288 6 ай бұрын

Really glad that I finally get to see the Media from SumitoMedia, always thought this "wife" of yours was just a figment of your imagination.

@jakebutler1770 6 ай бұрын

Open the door. Get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.

@Kwauhn. 6 ай бұрын

You know, I like "Hyenas," but "Virgins" could really work too.

@Doomroar 6 ай бұрын

I also like virgins more than hyenas... wait... no i will keep the sentence

@jablesbrown8463 6 ай бұрын

Nobody likes hyenas. Hyenas all take turns licking the balls of the alpha in their pack

@themexicankitchen 6 ай бұрын

>talks about 4Chan virgins >wife shows up on screen >see ya later virgins

@danielpaulkriel2066 6 ай бұрын

Loving the kitty cameo ❤😂

@RU81111 6 ай бұрын

4:00 CAT 🐈!!!!

@notKevinFeige 6 ай бұрын

> bee me 🐝

@MFG1243 6 ай бұрын

that's hip

@snowhusk 6 ай бұрын

Sumet, your daily uploads are becoming a very welcomed part of my "I better be going to sleep, okay, one more video" kinda hours/ Keep it up, I love the variety and the memes

@Quietshow 6 ай бұрын

Loved the cameo from wife and cat. All you need in life is the love of a fine cat and the companionship of a trusty wife.

@chiveygnome 6 ай бұрын

Bro that intro reminded me of how in the early 00s, my grandparents lived in BFE florida and I was chronically addicted to runescape. So they got satellite internet and let me tell you That was ass. I was somehow rubberbanding in runescape, the technological marvel that it is. Damn I miss those days

@asimpleanimal 6 ай бұрын

Be more adorable than Mrs. Media challenge: impossible

@weeaboojonez9685 6 ай бұрын

BRO!!!!!!! You just gave me a crazy flash back when you talked about browsing the web on a PSP. I legit did that as as kid on my neighbors stolen Wi-Fi

@lVlegabyte 6 ай бұрын

Bro! PSP on neighbors wifi was my experience too!!

@pabloh.2311 6 ай бұрын

I remember trying to get wifi at McDs with my PSP. 😂

@illuminahde 6 ай бұрын

Smells like newfg in here

@haunted5311 6 ай бұрын

NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEE

@andrewprahst 6 ай бұрын

Man, I remember using 4chan on my 2DS. Guess its a common experiencr

@SethWTFF 6 ай бұрын

Spaghetti pastas were invented by Bel-Air'ing

@kieran.grant_ 6 ай бұрын

I have a distinct memory of making a "see you later virgins" post on r/teenagers after being hugged by a girl. She then proceeded to find the post, which was really just the cherry on top

@OrenzeNero 6 ай бұрын

I am so glad that you upload daily, you have reached celebrity status in my brain. Thank you for your hustle

@audiooddities9982 6 ай бұрын

Im half Italian, spaghetti falls out of my pockets all the time

@42saram42 6 ай бұрын

I miss the old stories with the bait and switches. Never knew if you were going to get a real story or get dinosaured or fresh princed

@verycitrus9815 6 ай бұрын

Sent here from Incognito Mode

@justguy-4630 6 ай бұрын

[8:38] I didn't know M&Ms made biscuits. Why does it say Oreo though?

@XWNORST 6 ай бұрын

What great luck that sumito found a girl who's seemingly supportive of his work, and is also legally named sumito's wife. Almost like she was made for him. Hoping cat shorts are a future idea

@LuxFerre4242 6 ай бұрын

The Fresh Prince troll got me so often back in the day.

@hakimehamdouchi7468 6 ай бұрын

Every now and then I stop watching this channel cause lack of time. And everytime I'm back it's like I never left.

@martincalissendorff8384 6 ай бұрын

I'm gonna pop some tags Only got 20 spaghetti in my pocket I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a come up This is fucking awesome

@logancade342 6 ай бұрын

"gf is prego" Undisputed #1 greentext of all time, hands down.

@ilnumeroperfetto696 6 ай бұрын

were were you when no moar intro? i was on my bed A.I. gf activetes "that's alot o'nuts is kil" "no"

@arthurfrayn7619 6 ай бұрын

I've never heard a "be me" story where it sounded like a good option.

@Gaia_Gaistar 6 ай бұрын

I remember the height of Walk the Dinosaur posts and every time it made me laugh. I am a simple anon.

@ultrathrasher9026 6 ай бұрын

"Ok get out of here"😂😂😂

@Lanewreck 6 ай бұрын

Thanks for the cat tax. Cat is very chill. Good vibes.

@offontangent 6 ай бұрын

I thought "spaghetti spilling out of my pocket" was an euphemism for autism flaring up.

@storminnordman9596 6 ай бұрын

It’s lit fam

@joepapi619 6 ай бұрын

It's not pseudoscience it sumitoscience also known as spaghetti science

@ItotheCtotheE 6 ай бұрын

>breakdances out of room on head

@wiaf8937 6 ай бұрын

i once, very drunkenly, explained to my gf at the time the spaghetti meme at a bar. I member.

@kebubas 6 ай бұрын

that was one darn cute cat, not gonna lie

@dhanyl2725 6 ай бұрын

> My mom said I'm handsome Goodbye, sumito smithsonians

@StrangeHammer 6 ай бұрын

LETS GO SUMIT

@supersayianshrek5455 6 ай бұрын

Cilantro is back with another banger of a video.

@SquirtBangReplicate 6 ай бұрын

bro those original psp theme sites were devious A.F.

@boogersculptor 6 ай бұрын

was expecting to get duckrolled at the end.

@milkitea669 6 ай бұрын

Oh stole the neighbors wifi too but we used the opera browser on the Wii

@MIDNITE69 6 ай бұрын

Sumito, you're a blessed man. Don't ever take it for granted.

@superbodaciousflibbertigib8139 6 ай бұрын

>Be MW >🛻

@beehambonio3378 6 ай бұрын

>call teacher mom. you know the rest

@ColdWarAviator 6 ай бұрын

There is NO WAY that Sumito didn't set that up! Don't tell me you just happened to put yourself in a photo frame with rounded corners on the outro, and facing left you ACCIDENTALLY created a Johnny Bravo hairstyle for yourself!

@WasMachenSieHier 6 ай бұрын

Sumit ngl the wife cameos are adorable

@ChannelMiner 6 ай бұрын

See you later sumit

@Oaky 6 ай бұрын

>bring lady and cat onto green screen' >see ya later virgins

@yeasttown7580 6 ай бұрын

lmaoo heath legends death

@Reneator 6 ай бұрын

daily uploads, lets gooo!

@StrydarXtheXGrim 6 ай бұрын

Thank you patrons

@coolfrog1608 6 ай бұрын

You should talk through "My face when"

@ninakore 6 ай бұрын

YT cheatcode for more views is cats. Bring back the chubby boi.

@TheStigification 6 ай бұрын

Did you sell your soul? How do you make videos this good so often?

@nathantowns1999 6 ай бұрын

I demand more of Sumito's cat

@mrchewychewy 6 ай бұрын

We need more Mrs. Media x Cat. Media dances

@esak.6245 6 ай бұрын

03:57 FAKECEL

@hacxman1 6 ай бұрын

this made my day the second time :D

@selias4 6 ай бұрын

Oh, good. I was worried you'd forget about Fresh Prince posting.

@rogueranger08 6 ай бұрын

3:54 best thing to ever happen in his channel

@Stuharris 6 ай бұрын

Oh yeah, More Cat-mito plzzzzzz

@MrEnKaye 6 ай бұрын

Also, not gonna be weird about it, but it's super cool that your wife so down with the memery. There's hope for us all still.

@stuartfrancis519 6 ай бұрын

I thought Spaghetti came from it's always sunny?

@haunted5311 6 ай бұрын

NORMIES! GET OFF MY BOOOAARD! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3EEEEEE

@ExtraCheese94 6 ай бұрын

The fact o spent more time watching ads on this video that watching you reading the actual "John is kill" green text is just sad

@its_generik 6 ай бұрын

WIFE AND CAT ALERT!!! Hell yeah king

@volgarking 6 ай бұрын

Some of the best times of my life :)

@Netspyer 6 ай бұрын

you have to eat all the eggs

@ghola82 6 ай бұрын

Goodbye Muda! :D

@RogueSanta 6 ай бұрын

Thank you Some Mint

@jainahandere657 6 ай бұрын

it's been a while since i've heard the spaghetti meme wtf it was from 4chan???

@calebgerman9546 6 ай бұрын

Let's go!!

@Trefalas 6 ай бұрын

Greentext s been the pinneacle of humor. The meta, the meta meta, the meta meta meta, the zynism, the creativity, the autism, the actual wokeness, the hate and misery, the fun, the honesty, the lies. But also solidarity, resilience and reassurance within this rock bottom place which isn't so bad at all. Now, that I am somehwat normy again, I can't process any of that. If 4chan is hell I have nothing to fear in life