This Is The Worst Marques I Have Ever Brownlee

[@TS6815]

won't somebody think of the poor defenseless junk-peddling multi-million dollar VC backed tech companies

[@LanceThumping]

Yeah, there is definitely a difference between someone like Linus doing an inept bad review for a small custom water cooling company and some investment funded subscription based AI accessory.

[@HoneyIVapedTheKids]

@@LanceThumping this comment reads AI made

[@littlekinginc124]

thats for true

[@truints]

@@LanceThumping Also, the AI projector pin has been shit on plenty before Markass got a hold of it.

[@maxwellhesher1790]

@@LanceThumpingMe when I refuse to listen to a specialty niche company on how to use their product correctly: oh wait, that’s just Linus.

[@Rickyblobby]

“Oh noooo, my tech product that’s incomplete but we sent out samples of anyway is getting bad reviews??? Why can’t you all just TRUST US ITLL BE FINNEEEEE JEEZ”

[@thematiasmadness7010]

Ironically I think the company that did the square thing are the only one that took the review pretty good

[@robonator2945]

​@@thematiasmadness7010 as bad as it is, it and a lot of the smaller pushes for AI products do appear to actually coming from a place of legitimate passion. During the crypto shitshow ~2 years ago for instance when fucking everybody had a new coin or token they wanted you to buy some of my best interactions were with crypto-focussed companies. Personally I ran nicehash on my gaming rig when I was away from home to make some extra cash and pay for a private VPN, some steam cards here and there, etc. and there was a company called paywithmoon that let you create prepaid debit cards via bitcoin in like, 5 minutes, tops. I had to contact support a handful of times for weird issues, and they responded within minutes and, on my second support request they even specifically referenced that I had mentioned something in my previous request. (not an ad btw, after FTC happened and even seeing the word "bitcoin" in finanical records meant bringing in a hazmat crew whatever bank they had a deal with pulled out and I don't know if they ever started back up again. I know they had plans to, but I don't know if it ever happened) The issue is basically never with the technology, it's with the people using it. The chatbot is just finishing text prompts, it's the dumbass humans who gave it such a shit prompt with such biased training it literally considers the hard-R worse than a funeral. The same shotgun someone can use to punch their own ticket and paint their bedroom can feed (or save) their family. The same Ender-3 SMG someone can use to punch other people's tickets can be used to fight against a tyranical regieme. And, pulling it back to mundane shit to lighten the tone that just got way too dark way too quick, Helldivers 2 is "one of the good ones" and live service games "aren't all bad" all of a sudden, even though for the past decade the words "live service" have been a full-fat 98% gameist slur. Even flatly, indisputable, completely unambigouous anti-consumer shit, isn't. Nintendo is fairly frequently credited with saving all of gaming, by inventing DRM. Them adding DRM prevented third parties from churning out tons of shit games, so consumers who didn't want to deal with sifting through mountains of shit could just buy a NES, buy a cartridge, and have some assurance that it would be a quality experience. Again, this is *_despite_* the very clear and indisputable fact that DRM does absolutely nothing for the consumer and only takes choices away from the end user. The very simplistic "X good, Y bad" reasoning that a lot of modern movements are built on is honestly just fucking stupid. Give me a talking point that has been used in the past 3 months to support Right to Repair and I guarantee you I can 1:1 map it onto an equivalent argument to ban encryption because, *_in it's modern form,_* RtR isn't a conclusion reached from reasoning, it's reasoning created to reach a conclusion. (older RtR which was more about "hey, Apple is fucking you over, why are you okay with this, stop buying from them" is a different story) Again, even flatly anti-consumer technology like DRM *_can_* benefit consumers overall, no technology is simply good or simply bad, and any technology can be used in good or bad ways. The issue is that means you can't just reach *_a_* conclusion, and have that be your single, complete, consistent opinion; you need to have actual nuance. I mean christ over the past 8 years both the Democrats and Republicans have tried to "ban tiktok" in some form or another and they both complained when the other side did it. I mean sure, *_some_* people stayed consistent, but the parties as a whole generally didn't, and I didn't see anyone from either addressing why their opinion changed or giving good reasoning for it. People want quick answers and easy opinions and "you can't have them, they don't exist" isn't going to stop them because they can't read

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

​@@thematiasmadness7010That's not ironic

[@thematiasmadness7010]

@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 okey it’s a simile

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

@@thematiasmadness7010 yey

[@nullzero3455]

stop covering the Marques drama, it's gonna kill his small channel 😢

[@Ahmadabdal_]

just another huge channel bullying smaller channel for the sake of satiating his own ego :(

[@maxwellhesher1790]

@@Ahmadabdal_it’s actually okay, Mark ass Brownie bullied a small (Sam Altman backed) AI company. Imagine the poor angel investors. 😢😢😢

[@XenoChron2]

If anyone seeing this doesn't know who Marques is, he has almost 20 mill subs.

[@nob2243]

Me looking at hip-hop drama through binoculars from a distance: _"DaaAahh... oh, dat's hot, dat's hot"_

[@Rickyblobby]

That mariachi band bit is so funny tho

[@Kwauhn.]

It's done SO well too. Someone could slip that into the background of a movie or something, and I wouldn't think twice about it haha

[@sephreed1938]

Sounds like Udio

[@gavinc.morrison1147]

fisker already went bankrupt once

[@DrSmugface]

yeh, i was like .. didnt they went bust like 3 or 4 times ... like theyve been making cars longer then tesla and file for bankruptcy almost seasonly

[@DatBoiOrly]

not to mention they're producing car's that most don't wanna touch

[@Doomroar]

I can't believe there's an electric car even worse than the cybertruck

[@robo1000]

They made a bad product and didn’t expect results. Their fix, blame critics.

[@imarobobot8795]

Yup. Their leadership decided to release it half-baked. Let them reap what they sowed.

[@Wapako]

Can't believe that Marques did this Brownlee thing !

[@DrBananananananananananananana]

Moral of the story, Don't allow ANYONE to touch your product. Don't let reviewers touch it, sell it to customers and don't let them touch it. IN FACT just give the companies your money that's all. Just give em cash non-sequential bank-notes in a parking lot in the middle of the night NO POLICE!!!.

[@DrSmugface]

"hello mr Apple here are the papers to my house"

[@B3Band]

That's not the moral. The moral is, if you're going to try to scam customers with a lousy product, make sure you find reviewers that are in on the grift.

[@DrBananananananananananananana]

@@B3Band ur a moral scammy customer.grift this, and this is my b A L l S

[@DrBananananananananananananana]

@@B3Band irony is dead in 2024 as is subltey. Poor souls I'll pray for you.

[@noob19087]

Yeah. I haven't been allowed to open the boxes any of my devices came in. I just rub the white cardboard and hope the device does something in there. I'd really like to post a comment about that but what're you going to do.

[@alexanderveritas]

*Drake,* he may be a _clown,_ but _DAMN_ he knows how to make some comedy gold! That _mariachi_ version made my day, I must’ve listened to it at least ten times.

[@Andy-ut7id]

The inverse is true though, a small company with a great product can experience a lot of growth with a good review by one of those KZbinrs.

[@TheZigzagman]

It's Pascal's wager all over again. Just make something good and it doesn't matter who sees it.

[@georgefrankly]

I've been here too long to be called a hyena, us oldheads are the Ancient Sumerians

[@Kwauhn.]

It's just, like, an new phase of life, man. It's, like, a metamorphosis, dude.

[@nob2243]

@@Kwauhn. (hits blunt) Whoooah, dude...

[@comlitbeta7532]

Hirings a Mariachi band to shout insults at someone is peek

[@jazzy4830]

*peak

[@coolfrog1608]

I can't believe that his reviews killed the company. Every other review also says that both the car and the pin sucked. Bad products get bad reviews

[@DrSmugface]

fisker allready filed bankrupty before .. atleast of couple of times .. they made cars before tesla did .. and none of them were any good

[@B3Band]

Exactly. If anything, he prevented grifters from scamming people before word got out by making sure word got out as quickly as possible.

[@matheussanthiago9685]

Making God's work it seems

[@JSzekely]

This is honestly some of the funniest hip hop beef I've ever seen

[@SilasSeiler]

Get Marques to review the Orifice device

[@wanderduck3]

😂

[@ultimamage3]

"It's way too small, but I guess this must be catering to a specific audience."

[@juggaloclownpreacher]

Fisker was a company that has gone in and out of bankruptcy so they made their bed.

[@Ticklestein]

6:50 - And after that, when the LSD wears off, you realize it’s a little of column A and a bit more of column B.

[@Sucralose2]

bro you will never see me defending a company that wants all of us to walk around with body cameras on

[@drpocky3882]

That pin was $700 plus a subscription. Imagine dropping money that could buy a console plus accessories and all you get is a worse phone.

[@TheWooow666]

dude, I love every video you make , and I need to say this ,in 11:25 this music it's called "merengue" not "mariachi" , mariachi it's only from mexico and merengue its a musical genre in latin america

[@KodibearIndigo]

It should also be said that from Mexico to Chile all Latin American music is just carnival music.

[@TheWooow666]

@@KodibearIndigo my music degree says that it depends

[@KodibearIndigo]

@@TheWooow666 My doctorate in applied racism in musicology says otherwise. LMAO. Thanks for answering my idiocy.

[@noob19087]

​@@KodibearIndigo"Applied racism" holy shit that got me good.

[@officeridiot4806]

The mariachi bit sounds kind of ai generated is that just me and my bias against drake?

[@EnraiChannel]

Poor companies, why won't people just leave them in peace.

[@matheussanthiago9685]

Ooohh boooh Alexa play mariachi despacito

[@Breaknoon0]

"Leave the million dollar company alone! It's not their fault they made a garbage product!"

[@AlphaShark]

The greatest missed opportunity of my life is never being able to review a new Fisker.

[@AnthologyOfDave]

This is the best under the radar channel I am sub to. Thank you Sumito!! Honestly, thank you. I just came from the Watcher video where their fans are beating them to death for leaving KZbin to make their own streaming service. It's brutal.

[@JourneysADRIFT]

if a video critiquing your product that gets only 6m views, kills your product entirely, then it was a bad product.

[@HoJSimpson]

Man how far he has come from being called Markass Brownlee by Will Smith.

[@GaKoPop]

She Marques on my Brownlee till my product flop

[@Blackobluna]

Only way to come back from a mariachi hit like that is some scorched earth shit

[@neskey]

if you think a company can do a whole round of release-ready bugfixes in a few weeks to "save face" then you clearly have no understanding of the tech sector

[@robloggia]

The thing about cars is, you can't pull the same bullshit you can with juicers or video games.

[@B3Band]

If you have a lousy product, don't get upset when people learn about your lousy product. It's almost like they were banking on selling as many as they could _before_ people could see honest reviews about it. Scammers.

[@hastur1065]

These videos honestly get better every week

[@MrBradshawbenjamin]

Joke's on 50 Cent, I got a bunch of empty seats around me in a college lecture once just for trippin too hard.

[@jamesflory]

"Just give me my ranch!"

[@nightmagnus7595]

The headrest makes me think sumito got the lorax villain hair

[@shramo]

ChatGPT wasn't trying to not get cancelled, it was trying to avoid headlines.

[@BattousaiMLT]

bro that mariachi beat was 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@KoD]

*Screams to girlfriend* SUMITO CAME OUT WITH A NEW ONE!!!!!!!!!!

[@robonator2945]

good for him, it is current year after all.

[@pavichokche]

I love your recent drama videos, keep it up ❤

[@may7733]

The grim reaper meme had me rolling 🤣💀🪦

[@cbhlde]

Thanks Professor! ;)

[@RealSetsuP]

That Mariachi cover is pretty bangin tho

[@jkitty542]

I don;t see how Drake benefits from beefing with the man behind all of his best beats. What does he gain from this?

[@TheZigzagman]

Well Drake's entire thing is being moody and expressing himself. I don't think he benefits from it as much as he has hurt feelings and physically can't not complain about it. Dude threw shade at Esperanza Spalding by name for winning an award instead of him ten years ago. He's just a very petty man.

[@bane2201]

@@TheZigzagman Except when Pusha T went full nuclear on "The Story of Adidon". Drake complains about a lot of stuff, but (IIRC) he didn't respond to that.

[@thebestbeast2000]

Drake is the big bang theory of rap

[@Annafyz]

Watching your vids like my dad watches morning news

[@JetLagRecords]

SumitoMedia, Your videos always make me happy, so I subscribed!

[@KodibearIndigo]

Reported ya bot

[@YuiWrong]

Always a good day when I can wake up to a brand new Sumito video

[@simbachvazo6530]

Hey so we're sticking with the Hyenas, sweet!

[@SolarScreamz]

Rewatched this because of how fire this title is.

[@n3k0lai]

great video sumito! i watched it while i was eating lunch

[@sajmon313]

Fiskar: Make good cars instead of bad cars. Humane: first of this category, OK to be bad, should be also OK to criticize

[@dysfunc121]

Marques is the hero we needed

[@Tsanito]

Isnt Fisker quite old? Even Dan Glover sang about it in Sweat Pants (to tie it all together)

[@TheZigzagman]

2007, so kind of?

[@MarsupialMason]

​@@TheZigzagman theyr young im assuming, everythings old to them youngins

[@theycallmepiccolo9985]

Surgical summer.

[@pz_not_ez]

Is this original Blippi or current Blippi actor that did the video? Stevin John or Clayton Grimm?

[@jonathankraig425]

when's the sumitomedia exposé dropping?

[@Danzigsam]

Do some more stuff with Internet Historian, you guys are hilarious together.

[@ConsultingHumor]

This isn't a new company

[@RoshDroz]

Marques has really been a markass lately

[@bewareofsasquatch]

Fisker isn’t that new. It’s at least over 15 years old. The round has been around for even longer

[@Lacucarachadefuego]

All glory to the Omnissiah!

[@charlesnathansmith]

Fisker has been around for nearly a decade, they've just never been able to produce anything anyone wanted despite burning through billions of investor dollars

[@LanceThumping]

I could only maybe sympathize with a small company that seems to earnestly be trying to fix issues. But something as large as any company that is making cars or some product that is likely propped up by funding they got after mentioning AI, isn't going to be getting much sympathy from me.

[@jesusriced]

I always thought his name was markass

[@willstewart3871]

Fisker has been around for over a decade, I wouldn’t call them “new”

[@documentofchange]

If anyone ever hears me say the n-word, just know it's always because there is a trolley about to cartoonishly crash into tied up pedestrians.

[@incognitor]

What happened to memeloaf?

[@Iron_Gov]

Real Hyena hours rn

[@RhythmGamer]

so people now are ok with a product being release to buy that does not work at all.

[@manooxi327]

50 cents levels of pity is 😘👌

[@non_brewed_condiment]

I know this is awful and I'm in the wrong for this but no amount of logic will ever make me feel bad for a new tech company.

[@MaestroAlvis]

If that computer pin thing is anywhere near as bad as the Danny Gonzales video suggests (he's a comedian), then, yes, it's pretty bad.

[@non_brewed_condiment]

Just for clarity. This is a car made of scissors?

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

Fisker still exists?

[@GLandizzle]

Fiskas really old. The Karma cam out like 15 years ago

[@GLandizzle]

This company has gone through so many cycles of hiring hundreds of people then firing all of them. fuck this company

[@NopeNope-dj8nu]

Are we really trying to make “hyenas” happen?

[@smithykong]

100% of the time he called a bad product bad it did poorly. Sounds like some selection bias here. Waiting for him to call a good product bad and see where that goes.

[@chrisyoung1576]

no need to sugarcoat it

[@Sir_CrimsonEX]

YeeYee Mariachi band goes hard.

[@qjames0077]

Fisker is not new 😂

[@notKevinFeige]

No Mr Marquee, don't say Sumito is the worst KZbinr you ever seen 😭😭😭😭

[@belialofeden]

I knew drakes days were numbered once they started the tomb in toronto

[@alexschettino1277]

Lmfao i use sumito videos to explain current memes to Boomers. "Oh you dont get it? neither does Sumito, let him tell you whats happening"

[@Kyderra]

The reviews are pretty fair, but the tittles are way to over the top and don't seem to summaries his opinion at all. Some argue that having click bait is pretty normal and it's the review that matters, but I disagree, If you comments: "this is the worst Abbey Roadie video I have ever watched" Then that is your statement. It doesn't matter how your explain is further. You have said it.

[@asimpleanimal]

I enjoyed this video and I just want the algorithm to know.

[@andrewsmith1204]

Fisker is not new. The Karma did not sell well.

[@Msyfr]

one bar, not one verse

[@pleasekillyoursef]

I cant believe Lebron James would do this

[@thecultofcarny4195]

i still say you look like emperor tengu

[@a.s.f.g.8345]

Not even close to a mariachi... SMH😔

[@LordVarkson]

The K is MarKass

[@deadturret4049]

No, Markass is one of SimpleFlip's friends.

[@bobblueton]

Trolley situation. Don't do anything and call everyone a n word

[@RayanShaikh-bf1gp]

SUMITOOOOOOOOOMEDIAaAaAaAaAa

[@zeedause5289]

The humane pin is garbage though, he’s right.

[@EvanS-x8x]

Wait why am i a hyena?

[@nuggdimmadome2192]

A while back someone told me he didn't like Marques cos he was milquetoast and didn't have anything controversial to say. It sounded bizarre at the time. I guess he should have waited? Also, Idk if that was technically mariachi but that was fire, I could dance to that!

[@ralegar1]

nah suge knight is the final boss of hip hop, we know this. drake might be the green ranger tho

[@linokuma6559]

bro... i think you're new in this tech review thingy.. or car review channel. i suggest you to watch Regular Car Reviews. They NOT sugarcoat everything. or if you love to see things getting sugarcoated, watch The Unbox Therapy