When Shepard Gets Pissed Off

He Shoot Things...

[@overlord4576]

"Im pissed off. When Im pissed off I shoot things. Find me more bugs." Best line ever

[@DomTheBartenderGuy]

+Haters Gonna Hate Yes I cant stop laughing xD

[@iz723]

Which scene is that from. I don't remember that from the game? DLC?

[@iz723]

Wow, can't believe i missed that one. Thanks!

[@donavan835]

@@iz723 That mission where you helped a bunch of Alliance Marines from a whole bunch of Rachni in the this mission masseffect.fandom.com/wiki/UNC:_Listening_Post_Alpha

[@fryfry377]

straight outta Starship Troopers

[@MultiDKnight]

Ash: Capt. Anderson signed me to this shi- Shepard: YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME CHIEF????

[@JBrander]

Ash: You didn't. Captain Ander- Shepard: *I NEED TO GO SPEAK WITH JOKER*

[@darthimperious1594]

Ash: You questioned my competence through the entire mission! Shepard: Best way to stop that is to show me you're competent.

[@aqshalzakki2526]

this one makes my ass jump out of my chair😂

[@jonniezodiac]

@@JBrander sounds like an old DS

[@danielhall6354]

i love how he just punches the reporter after one question

[@the_infinexos]

Ssaamme

[@mosisusasu9205]

I've had enough of your one snide insinuation! And then this grown ass soldier just bitch punches this civilian woman for it. I was on the freaking floor

[@stevenpalomino2053]

+Mosisusasu it's the best XD, in all the games it is... I've had enough of ur tabloid media, I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions, and finally the snide stuff

[@SPACEHARICE]

In me2 or 3 you can punch her before she even asks the question

[@SPACEHARICE]

reporter:"." shep:"I have enough of your disingenuous insinuations"

[@KennyWlr]

- There's no escape this time, doctor. I'd harvest your organs first, but we don't have the time. - You're crazy... He's crazy! Please... Don't let him do this to me! - This is my kill, Garrus. - YOU'RE ALL CRAZY!

[@joshkanawite7646]

Ha! Ha! Ha!

[@victoriasharpe1661]

The best part was him saying "YOU'RE ALL CRAZY!" and it being on my renegade play through. Am like, "yep, no surprise there. Crazy is my middle name" 🤭

[@silvy3047]

"what was that Shepard?” Not even half a second after shooting him

[@Idtelos]

It's almost comical to play full renegade.

[@Camelotsmoon]

I remember when I first saw 0:39 when I was playing Renegade, I just bust out laughing 😂

[@kennygwalk5328]

Now I see the emotional rage Andromeda labeled humans as lol

[@danielgroeling4750]

It's all fun and games until you have to shoot Mordin Solus.... Had to be him. Someone else might have gotten it wrong...

[@KrunchyTheClown78]

Almost? Lol

[@kylefunderburk4194]

@@danielgroeling4750 Yeah, sometimes it stops being comical in Mass Effect 3.

[@Tread1]

"I don't know where the quarian is, but I know where you can find her!" Sooooo...you know where she is, then?

[@floppydisksareop]

iTreadSoftly no, he new where she would go to eventually, but not her current position

[@LukeSparrow221]

Yeah this dialogue is a little odd.

[@worsepunisher]

@@floppydisksareop exactly.

[@geologian5066]

@@floppydisksareop yeah, but the meeting was happening right then, so he knew where she should be in a minute or two. He was just mincing words.

[@williamkerfoot8039]

Must've been Mac Walters writing that part.

[@pinoyjona]

Shepard: “I didn’t remember inviting you on my ship!” Ashley: “Well, it’s actually CAPTAIN Anderson’s SHIP and he wants me in the crew. So suck it up.” *A few hours after being promoted as Specter and Anderson steps down* Shepard: “Well, well, well...”

[@Dark_Voice]

Too bad you cannot throw out people that Anderson got on the ship. Going to Ashley and Tali "Now we are under my rules, Talizorah whatever, get off my ship, and Ashley you can join her. Wont miss you"

[@GreedoNeverShot1]

@@Dark_Voice If Ashley is not on the ship, then who am I supposed to nuke on Virmire?

[@Dark_Voice]

@@GreedoNeverShot1 I would always nuke Garrus and save Ash and Kaidan. Garrus is only good for his calibrations so I would let him calibrate the bomb and get out with the Kaidan if Ashley is not on the ship.

[@hellouniverse5451]

​​@@Dark_Voicehis is the greatest mass effect heresy in all existance but if it were me I would leave liara if that boring bitich stops whining and actually follows orders

[@jahahahaha]

I died at 8:32: Shepard: If you kill him you're a criminal, you have to keep going. *shoots scientist* Soldier: It's... it's really over? *shoots soldier*

[@Brakiros]

jahahahaha you can shoot him if you want, but I never have

[@jahahahaha]

Ben Wilson But can you shoot the scientist then shoot the guy? Or can you only choose one person to shoot?

[@Brakiros]

jahahahaha when I did my renegade play through you can shoot him after you've shot the scientist, it doesn't make much sense to me either lol

[@aperturesciencegames]

why was that even an option???

[@Emantheseeker]

SyncKo shoot him.

[@Dazen101]

""Tell me another story about the Shepard""

[@DLordSadow]

I’d love to, but my lawyer says if I do I might lose custody.

[@Unchainedboar]

i love that he kills like 20 people in dialog options lol

[@Camelotsmoon]

The one with Wrex is savage.

[@kanadianmeh]

Fuck the Reapers, Renegade Shepard is going to wipe out the galaxy at this rate.

[@JohnSBodle]

Lol. The reapers are really here to save us.

[@BlackKnight288]

John S. Bodle He represents chaos. They represent order.

[@sergeycaplya6919]

@@JohnSBodle From Shepard.

[@izilladkilla]

Wrex: Shepard. Shepard: Wrex- Wrex: Shepard. Shepard: Wrex, these krogan are not you- Wrex: Shepard. Shepard:.......*Kills Wrex*

[@CascadeFreak]

+John Paige that shit was hilarious

[@stevenrucker4417]

+CascadeFreak I agree

[@UltimateDoomSoldier]

Alexander Meme kaiden looked behind him looking at Shepard when he hit wrex lmao

[@victoriasharpe1661]

LOL this had me rolling for a good few minutes

[@valmiro4164]

"I wasn't done talking"

[@iamnights]

As someone who's only ever played Paragon Shepard, this video has been enlightening.

[@darthimperious1594]

The best I've managed is a 50/50 split. Some renegade decisions, especially in the later games, are either the better, more logical choice, or just so damn satisfying. But I can't do full renegade. I care about other people too much. Renegade Shepard would say that is what makes me weak.

[@GothicElf68]

@@darthimperious1594 I think I have managed about a 75/25 split, Renegade/Paragon. There are a few Renegade things I simply cannot do, though most of them occur in ME2 and ME3. Full Renegade is relatively easy for me in ME1.

[@filwilliamson9149]

@@darthimperious1594 I wanted to do a renegade playthrough, but there are certain missions were I just can't (Tali's loyalty mission in ME2 being a big one) so I do paragon instead. There are some renegade options that I like though.

[@ThatGuy-en2nn]

@@IoiniEverson Pretty much me. I play mostly renegade but I'm not about to kill my teammates....well maybe Ashley given the chance, but nobody else!

[@BananaJoe42]

You mean you have been enkindled?

[@MirandaTolman96]

Man some of these are fucked up. In laughing so hard... yet questioning my sanity.

[@loverofjesusMKII]

OK who the hell thought it would be a good idea to make this guy a specter?

[@ingamingpc1634]

loverofjesusMKII he packs death

[@ingamingpc1634]

+loverofjesusMKII he's armed with death

[@Daioblis]

+Zero Cool Correction: A real Spectre would be a Paragade (not entirely sure how far that and Renegon are supposed to go, though...).

[@Daioblis]

+loverofjesusMKII Must've been Grunt.

[@chukky1124]

+Zero Cool if you wanna have fun with choices once in a while instead of going full paragon or renegade .. i used masseffect save editor to boost my paragon and renegade .. just so ic an pick whatever i want the entire triology and not worry i dont have enough paragon or renegade and i tell you its hell fun to do pick what you want :P

[@moniquita720]

"No, the last thing you have to do is keep going to show these bastards who won!" And shoots him after. Really Shepard, great logic.

[@phantom4cerberus]

Ikr 😂

[@gendoruwo6322]

Shepard did showed them who won: Shepard won.

[@Blastros01]

LMAO " I thought you were a hero ! Heroes don't do things like this " he sounds like he's gonna go cry to his mom about it.

[@user-hi4sm3ig5j]

You'd be pretty upset if your hero shoved a gun in your face.

[@sooneradmirer4382]

He gets over it and you meet him ME2

[@SpicyDeddy]

he’s pathetic

[@krispr1me]

Made me feel kinda bad when I did it tbh. But idk, someone had to set him straight.

[@theultimatetroll2852]

LEAVE CONRAD ALONE!

[@XxLew]

John shepherd's PTSD kicking in when asked about the blitz 😂

[@as7river]

2:58, not even the times he punched her in the other games compare to this, this sounds like he broke her jaw.

[@goobienicole]

and when she hit the ground she sounds like she's made out of metal or something... that punch changed her density

[@ingamingpc1634]

Leonel Cantú de Llano it snapped

[@Messiah114]

Leonel Cantú de Llano NOO HE KILLED URDNOT WREX NOOOO!

[@OTBASH]

Even on a paragon play through I just can't resist throwing in some renegade moments.

[@madcap830]

Same, if I feel the current conversation calls for it.

[@eric_moore-6126]

Headbutting Gatatog Uvenk

[@AnathameStudios]

I've had enough of your snide insinuations, your disingenuous assertions, and your tabloid journalism! **punch**

[@wavestrider2160]

By the time he said that im p sure the viewers are sitting on their sofa eating popcorn and waiting for the PUNCH line

[@sanguinor5609]

If I ever become President I’m hiring Shepard as my Press Secretary.

[@ahanar6487]

"You didn't, Captain Anderso-" "I need to go speak with Joker." Shepard's wise trick to avoiding a certain bitchy soldier.

[@tirednwired]

You big stupid jellyfish.

[@theodorewernet4964]

Very bicthy

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

You're very inarticulate for a Hanar.

[@phantom4cerberus]

7:50 Doctor : Like if we didn't have enough problems already start shooting each others in the back... Her daughter : ...It's my fault Shepard : Yeah, i can't just let you walk away *shoots the girl* Doctor : Oh my god ! What the hell did you ..?! *shoots the doctor* Garrus : What was that Shepard ? Shepard : Never hesitate when you have the ennemy in your sight Garrus Garrus : Point taken

[@SirFloopy]

You know, I only just noticed this: Shepard: *Knocks out Manuel.* Kaidan: "That might have been a little extreme, Commander." Shepard: *Smirks and says nothing.*

[@buzzbeebeebuzz6632]

I would have laughed if at the end Shepard shot the cameraman.

[@hamze9305]

Haha

[@JohnSBodle]

10:20 Fun fact for y'all: Belinda Cornish, the wife of Mark Meer (the voice of MaleShep) does the voice for Rana Thanoptis.

[@bombilla42]

LOL: "I'm pissed off. When I'm pissed off I shoot things. Find me more bugs!"

[@YourCrazyDolphin]

People saved: 1 People shot: a lot of people.

[@TheGuyWithTheSniper]

"You can't just go around whacking people in the head!" xD

[@OGTripleTriple]

TheGuyWithTheSniper Why not? It's fun.

[@stormreaper7]

Took the words to heart. That’s why he killed everyone else

[@knightsotl796]

Watch me

[@Tha1mikemike]

He got off easy compared to everyone else in the video

[@Navras97]

Someone's gonna have a shitty ME2 experience...

[@avidian888]

It's fun when you meet Morinth though.

[@TRUENOIR6]

LOL maybe i should try shitty playthrough of all games. but how do i make sure everyone dies in suicide mission except shepard.

[@akvelo9862]

@@TRUENOIR6 you need atleast one person that comes with Shepard to survive so they can pull them up or they'll die since Joker isn't strong enough

[@Memelord-md5hs]

@@TRUENOIR6 keep one of the less important crewmates like thane and they die for u in mass effect 2! Thane, Jack, morinth, miranda and mordin all die or can die in the events of mass effect 3 so its works out if u save one of them instead

[@Eryus]

@@Memelord-md5hs you can also keep Zaeed alive and leave him to die later on his loyalty mission.

[@Zanzagnarius]

When you punch the reporter, she goes down like a ton of bricks. With a sound effect to match. Laughter ensues.

[@ProtagonisTeneT]

It sounded like she splattered on the ground

[@gkm2928]

And the way he threw the punch. I'm surprised he didn't render her head to pulp. All credit to her, she got up right away after getting punched by humanity's most elite soldier and she even dished out threats. No surprise she can fight back by Mass Effect 3.

[@HaysOnYoutube]

"I'm feelin a lot better than he is." HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

[@MasterMacLeod]

I just watched this today. This guy isn't a renegade, hes a full blown sociopath

[@darthimperious1594]

@@MasterMacLeod To be fair, I doubt you could kill as many people as Shepard, especially Renegade Shepard, and not come out of it damaged. Humorously making light of death is one of many coping mechanisms. Or he could very well simply be a sociopath, lol.

[@catlover2223]

Love Kaiden's response. He's just like, "just stand back and don't speak too loudly in front of the crazy dude..."

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

This is why I can't go full Renegade. As funny it was it was also just too mean.

[@DLordSadow]

Killing Wrex is just a stupid idea.

[@rinraiden]

I might actually end up choosing that Virmire choice on repeated playthroughs. "Fight hard, Lieutenant. Die proud" are some great final words to Kaidan.

[@Hanfgurkenhasser]

He says pretty much the exact same to Ash, so pick Kaidan over her.

[@Camelotsmoon]

That's true, I didn't realize he said that. I'm not sure "of course it was." is the best thing to put on the dialogue wheel to explain what Shepard is going to say...I just wish we could have giant text boxes to explain what we're going to say back.

[@tc9114]

I'd never choose Ashley over Kaidan! She's too much of a bitch! Kaidan is a much better choice; hands down!

[@yuriaraujo4581]

T C yup.. Never saved Ash in my gameplay.

[@Ian-sm2ry]

@@tc9114 Kaidan is very good for a biotic team

[@8BitMisdreavus]

"That was a little extreme, Commander." That's it That's all of ME1 renegade

[@SgtPrice1000]

I was laughing so damn hard at 7:12. Saleon: YOU'RE ALL CRAZY!!! Shepard: That's right :D

[@SuperFunkyMonkey19]

I'm all for renegade moments but shooting Wrex after you talk him down?? That's just fucked up...

[@Rayray18999]

Hurting him overall is pretty fucked up

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

Agreed. Imo Renegade Shepherd crosses the line into psychopathy with that.

[@olympian3]

@@Sorakeyblademaster37 And then the "he was just an animal" prompt lmao

[@Xandras142]

"I just killed 50 bodyguards back there, what do you think I'm going to do to you?" xD

[@ashleigh21]

"When we're through telling our story, The aliens will all know what the first human spectre really is"..........."No they won't" Bang!

[@Yuliviee]

thank you for opening that door for me ''shoots citizen'' this drink is too sweet ''shoots barmaid'' im hungry ''shoots a random guy'' that was good lovemakin ''shoots hot asari in bed''

[@Skillet98]

"Why won't that Hanar listen to reason!?" "Because it's a big, stupid, jellyfish!" Loved that line...

[@shizmoo5536]

This game was a masterpiece. You could really make shepard a crazy son of a bitch. Its toned down big time in the other ones.

[@merpleberg]

its been 5 years but in mass effect 3 you can literally get everybody killed

[@phantom4cerberus]

Kyle : I'm Major Kyle.. Shepard : I didn't come here to mad man's preaching Great negotiator there Shepard

[@tristanlahasky7735]

That Conrad scene was heart breaking

[@KirkyyWirky]

lik if u cri evry tim

[@FalconWindblader]

That Conrad scene was goddamn fuckin' eye-opening. heroes can be bad ass, & bad ass heroes cares not for your tender heart.

[@sparkie1j]

like he got your picture and everything. he just wanted to be like his hero

[@AAhmou]

Drakkar As long as they don't get themselves killed!

[@SpicyDeddy]

he’s pathetic. he all but grovels at your feet.

[@glago93]

I love it when Shepard says "Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that seem like a good idea."

[@viprthered]

I read this right when it popped up in the video

[@Metroidprime117]

At 12:15 where he says nobody stabs me in the back he really meant it so he called in a favor and a hitman (Anderson) is sent to teach Udina a lesson about respect.

[@Elitesolider1023]

Even as a full Paragon I always do renegade options it makes Shepherd feel more human and not so by the book which completely fits his character a lot better and has him more likable.

[@bonjanglevash]

Reporter: Asks one reasonable question* Shepard: "I've had enough of your snide insinuations" knocks her out*

[@124Nightwing]

Wrex. Shepard. Wrex. SHEPARD. WREX. - Basically every interaction with him.

[@Persephone9ish]

My Shepard is badass enough - this one is practically a sociopath!!

[@Enderborn272]

A sociopath on a warpath is the description of renegade sheppard. Chaotic good. Ultimately positive outcome and goal, but he will rip the goddamn universe apart of it stands in his way.

[@eric_moore-6126]

This is not Chaotic Good. This is not Good. Chaotic Evil may he more accurate.

[@DrDanik]

*Shepard:* "Say goodnight,Manuel." *Manuel:* "You cannot silence the truth, my voice must be heard." *(Gets punched in the face)* *Scientist:* "OMG!" "What did you do?" *Kaidon:* "That may have been a little extreme commander." LOL! I Died! I love this series.

[@JadedWarlock]

You know if this were my Shepard I won't feel too bad about getting blown up and killed in the beginning of Mass Effect 2.

[@Enderborn272]

I didn't need to laugh that hard. I imagine it might be a change of heart moment for him.

[@remembertheshadow]

Jesus, renegade shepard is 1 million times better than paragon shepard

[@4shr4m]

+remembertheshadow Hell yeah.

[@taylordavis6895]

Sarg Lallis I mix Renegade and Paragon. I prefer peaceful solutions and minimal death, but I like being an asshole in games for some reason. I like sarcasm, and I think the "Renegade" options just have better-constructed dialogue.

[@maxb294]

4:30 they really recorded dialog for this 😂

[@StivKobra]

I felt sorry for Conrad :(

[@aliveithink6985]

Me too :(

[@SomeRando1998]

innit

[@PogoMeraki]

I kicked his ass, and I'm glad I did!

[@corncrab]

He forgives you in the next game.

[@StivKobra]

corncrab I know, but still...

[@PhoenixDive]

9:12 NOBODY interrupts Commander Shepard

[@smartalec2001]

Now that's the only kind of person who *can* protect the galaxy.

[@V4EVega]

This makes me want to play thru the whole trilogy as a 150% renegade. That's no Spectre... he's a goddamn Terminator.

[@Don-ol8ze]

1:01 I laughed so hard at this one. Successfully intimidates guards into leaving, avoiding a fight. Then the second their backs are turned... "Take 'em out!"

[@snowhuskybaalkaii8621]

Yep it was a nice edit i though about i started to make this Renegade compilation funnier ( and shorter ) . They are several of them , like the soldier seeking revenge against Cereberus which remains my favorite .

[@snowhuskybaalkaii8621]

Also the edits are blatant because the way your companions are behind you is random so sometimes it is is mixed up in the same bit because it took several dialogues to edit .

[@jedi_connor3030]

Props to that reporter, even if you punch her in ME1 & 2, She still tries to interview you in 3

[@juleswoodbury58]

full renegade shepard is just a soldier with PTSD with waaaaay too much authority on his hands

[@Leon.S.Kennedy.SG-09]

"I'm pissed off. When I'm pissed off I shoot things". I'm going to be saying this.

[@brandontaylor6677]

Garrus: What was that, Shepard? Shepard: Never hesitate when the enemy is in your sight, Garrus. Garrus: Point taken.

[@saveushiral]

THIS IS ONE ICE COLD SHEPARD !!!!! I hope Mass Effect 4 lives up to the expectations

[@gambit_54]

me too

[@saveushiral]

I had so many hopes for this game......Andromeda IS FUCKING GARBAGE...i am not buying it .....Bring back COMMANDER SHEPARD

[@SpicyDeddy]

oh you sweet summer child

[@Enderborn272]

Well, that didn't age well.

[@themcknox]

Anderson jabbing Udina was just an extension of Shepards rage

[@amromsr5463]

I laugh my ass off everytime I see him punch the reporter 😂

[@Brendan2097]

"Nobody stabs me in the back, Udina! Anderson - hit him for me, really frikkin' hard!"

[@lyrrr.8059]

3:06 I fucking love that soundeffect

[@idote8243]

this is easily the best renegade shep video....i like how he cut the scenes out and pieced them together to make it look badass

[@idote8243]

and underrated

[@afanofcanta5357]

Shepard, please... You're breaking my heart..

[@user-hi4sm3ig5j]

Going down a path I can't follow.

[@bobbill3594]

Because of Garrus...

[@KeybladeWielderXV]

Because of what you've done! What you planned to do! Stop! Come back! I love you! LIAR! You were with him, you brought him here to bang me! *gunshot

[@bobbill3594]

KeybladeWielderXV Garrus: "Let her go Shepard!"

[@phantom4cerberus]

YOU ARE ALL CRAZY !

[@ThatCheesySoda]

Wrex?! I could never ;-;

[@crazedauthor98]

I nearly cried when he killed him. I could never kill my best krogan friend like that! D''''X

[@PearsAreOk]

omg the way he killed him...he didn't deserve that

[@tukavaraandco7820]

+CheekyScrubinator2000 at the very least he should have died the way Gavin intended fighting like a krogan but you'll never be better than commander Shepard

[@xxPunkoftheUSAxx]

"I'm pissed off, and when I'm pissed off I shoot things." Pretty Much Sums This Up.

[@jpPID]

*shots wrex* kaidan: Commander, you alright? Shep: im feelin a hell of a lot better than he is! just fuckin epic

[@Maubari]

+jpPID And how exactly is that ''epic''? I think the word you were going for was 'brutal'.

[@jpPID]

i used the word "epic" to describe the punchline Shep used after shooting wrex, not the fact that he actually shot him

[@HayBayle]

First Wrex, then Brolenko. Not cool, man.

[@agama5538]

Dammit the music! Every single time I hear the Mass Effect soundtrack I get super nostalgic. It's got that vibe of 'This is the greatest space opera ever to grace your eyeballs and ear holes' to it. And that is what increases the joy of the original trilogy no matter how many times I play it.

[@vitorpatricio6465]

3:00 Shaperd: **Punches the shit out of the reporter** Ash at the back: 👁👄👁

[@orionslaver432]

Renegade Shep's antics range from prank calls to genocide. We should all be so versatile.

[@TheThemutedude]

The part with saren with so freaking funny! " theres still one way to stop this, if you have the guts!" "goodbye shepard, thank you!" Shortest revelatory speech ever

[@ebonslayer3321]

6:48 This is why I love renegade shep.

[@baarsik]

3:59 Laughed so hard. Perfect choice in no time.

[@4shr4m]

+Cerberus Thanks ^^ It was hard to make this video with Fraps free version, i'm happy with the result.

[@CherryPauper]

"I say get stuffed" might be the greatest line in the history of lines.

[@silverdragon7385]

13:30 When you realize you've unleashed something worse than the Reapers

[@Ahglock]

I always love that first interaction with Ash on the Normandy.

[@powderedwiglouis1238]

i love how he just points the gun and shoots them without hesitation lol pretty damn brutal .... and he just wacks wrev and shotguns him 3 times hahaha

[@brandontaylor6677]

Wrex is dead, and you're laughing

[@powderedwiglouis1238]

@@brandontaylor6677 it is funny that you can just wack and shoot 3 times a character as great as wrex not a lot of games do that

[@brandontaylor6677]

@@powderedwiglouis1238 point taken

[@Fillipe0Bruno]

9:00 "It's really over?" Get shot because Shepard

[@john42235]

Shepard kills them without thinking twice,LOL

[@Thawyer]

Fuck this is so funny, great work! :D

[@4shr4m]

+Thawyer Thanks.

[@victoriasharpe1661]

I don’t know why people have such a problem with this: it’s hilarious. I’ve chosen most of these options, if not all, more than once 🤣

[@Tabby3456]

"The Collectors are about to find out what happens when you piss me off" Shepard-

[@MrLinkedUp]

Manuel: You cannot silence the truth! Shepherd: (Computing response. Response found...) *FALCON PAUNCH!*

[@racemylife1]

I'm commander Shepard and I'm my favorite sociopath on the citadel

[@The500k]

Lol, ask's one question and shepard already had enough, then * POFF!! * :DD

[@Helljumper425]

"I need to go speak with Joker." Argument is automatically dissoolved.

[@JohnSmith-dz2dc]

I said Jesus more than a dozen times

[@nonenone2585]

Dr. Heart: You're all crazy!!! XD LMAO

[@kainepeterson6638]

And just like that the entire Krogan race is doomed to extinction

[@TherealbigO1]

WHY CANT WE HAVE more MOMENTS LIKE THIS? Shepard just saying *bang bang bang* have a dream!

[@jamesroper8687]

I could never kill Wrex.

[@evanwilliams6406]

Renegade Shepard's way of intimidation, lean up against a wall and talk in your victim's face.

[@anthonychase6906]

WHO THE HELL COULD THREATEN CONRAD VERNER I DON'T FUCKING CARE HOW RENEGADE YOU ARE YOU SIMPLY CAN'T!

[@aliveithink6985]

Same here. There is no reason to be bad with Conrad, in this case the renegades are just assholes. (Sorry for bad english)

[@cerealbowler9119]

Being mean to Conrad absolutely shatters my heart