5 awkward moments at the Facebook hearing

[@steveholy341]

When you try to explain to your parents why you cannot pause in an online game

[@nouranisami2049]

Ahahaha that comment deserves way more likes

[@idontwanttoputanythinghere4008]

😂😂😂😂

[@jameso17]

Senator I am not aware of that

[@ajmichael00]

😂👏🏽

[@durgaprasad415]

Pause?? 😂😂😂

[@melody_florum]

Senator: when I tell my computer to sleep does it dream Mark: w h a t

[@Orangecatty]

This made me giggle pretty hard out of nowhere lol

[@mcexotics6738]

@@blockbreaker8839 hahaha that would be hilarious if he did tho. Honestly surprised they didnt' ask something similar.

[@rkrkrkrkrk111]

Orangecatty ok booooomer

[@ledezmacinema6675]

If I read the comment do I read it +?

[@Lasurius]

I'm crying! :D

[@chasing_cars6590]

Mark is playing the toughest level in the game of "You laugh,you lose".

[@_kage_]

Underrated comment

[@arunk5895]

@@_kage_ Not really, this exact comment is on every single Zucc/Sundar Vs Congress video. Defo overrated to oblivion

[@_kage_]

@@arunk5895 first time seeing it.

[@saulgoodman1827]

@@_kage_ hes right i keep seeing comments like these too

[@shehrozkhawaja6571]

So true!

[@Ak-lv6qz]

Imagine Mark saying: can i talk to some that actually unterstand what im talking about

[@jackhenderson2562]

He probably should have, actually nvm they’d prob throw a hissy fit and be assholes

[@E123noman]

Yhea but they would understand what hes doing too so kind of a double edge sword

[@artemis6005]

🤣Lol🤣

[@rizalpambudi4883]

Tony Stark has entered the chat

[@vignesh.n7744]

He sounds like Elon musk on interview with Jack Ma

[@charonder]

How this guy look 12 and 30 and an elf all in one

[@obey_forever_mae]

charonder LMAOOO

[@martinlim5510]

@@obey_forever_mae bruh 😂

[@coyusarticus]

R/rareinsults

[@RealManasBose]

Lmaooooooo

[@eightleggedanarchist]

I totally thought that congresswoman was going to ask a Lord of The Rings question when she mentioned the palantir.

[@nolives]

"I wanna make sure im not releasing anything confedential" Irony at its finest.

[@MikeRe]

Rob Banx THANK YOU

[@ZilveriCosas]

But you agreed to Facebook they can use your data, so what's wrong?

[@jessiejames7492]

ha ha....thats the damn reason hes there...!

[@aidanmaldonado9922]

BP5M well they admitted to farming data from people who didn't have accounts, so not really

[@Bennysol]

Dan Zeigan yep, I've never made a facebook account in my life. But anytime someone posts a group photo that I'm in and when they put the mouse over the photo my full name pops up next to me in the picture. How the fuck do they have my name and how the fuck do they match my name to me when I'm in somebodys photo? Shit pisses me off too because for years I always told people I'll be in your photo but only if you don't post it to facebook. They always thought I was being paranoid and overdramatic. Well as time went on I found out people were lying to me and posted it on Facebook anyways. And then I eventually found out that when people look at photos that I'm in, my fucking name pops up next to me.

[@SebAnders]

"Blink... If you're not a lamp"

[@DucLe-qv3dp]

Anakin Skywalker when mark took down his vpn and use wifi

[@dibassarkar2898]

Anakin Skywalker Just saw the Bad Lip Reading video lol

[@djlunna3604]

😂😂😂 bad lip reading

[@pamelasuarez100]

lol... best comment ever lol

[@forzenfukuroanimations]

He a AI robot probably😂👍

[@calvincoolidge7421]

Saying “Your user agreement sucks” to a billion dollar company lol

[@Legend-gv2nx]

It does suck

[@MBSP-gz5rq]

It sucksss

[@kinagrill]

and what was his question? I mean if he don't like hte user agreement, he can send a complaint just like everyone else.

[@zuzukyd]

It is worst to ignore the fact that their user agreement sucks mr.

[@ZoeylaRose]

@@kinagrill i mean he could just not agree ^^

[@bluecheese5599]

idk senator im just a lizard

[@Alina-rz5ez]

fortnite isnt good LOL

[@chaithika]

lol

[@oliviaalicja]

Hahahahaha

[@ronyeahright9536]

I'm not sure why that makes sense to me, but it does.

[@SoheniGlamGirl]

Good one

[@superpanda9810]

The chick behind him looks like nick cage I’m too high for this right now mannn

[@TMeek94]

superpanda9810 you just fucked my night up with that comment

[@ataterito-niwa1427]

Omg she does 🙀🙀

[@kurotsukkifangirlxoxo]

superpanda9810 lmaooooo TRYE ST OOPP I CANT UNSEE IT

[@funnyeverlastingskits3504]

superpanda9810 mesquite

[@GrandpaCaleb]

Hahahahaha lmfaoooo

[@vigys9579]

Congressman: "Could you kill someone?" Zucc: "I would never" Congressman: "Not would you, could you?" Zucc:"Technically I could" Congressman: "So you're a murderer"

[@kamalkumar7978]

Pepperoni Hufferoni this is how they forcefully trap someone.😂😂

[@heidilynwolff7513]

Pepperoni Hufferoni LMAO!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@collinwadham6582]

What relevance does this question have? Dark question from a dark mind? I am not on Facebook and never have been. I do not like it. I DO like Mark Zuckerberg. He is not Facebook. There is a management team for that system. He seems to be protecting them.

[@elizabethlucas3233]

hahahahaha

[@donaldtheduck7828]

perfect logic

[@ahmadaliisah8597]

Imagine these people ruling a country Oh wait...

[@muahmichelle]

Ahmad Ali right !! They’re so stupid

[@nail181]

Mar T They’re not stupid just out of touch. We need younger people. Congress does not accurately represent the majority of The American people.

[@leesteal4458]

Lol

[@daunahaze1725]

Hi

[@HGraabæk]

They’re a lot better then a vast majority of Americans are at that job. And besides it’s not like those few people run the country alone. That said America is kinda fucked compared to most other developed countries. And that’s both it’s government but also the people

[@product_parade_]

Mark is dealing with people who have never used the internet... Must be frustrating

[@everythingisawesome2903]

Zuckerberg stole his classmates idea, started Facebook using his roommate's funds, then kicked his roommate out of the company and paid off his classmates, then dropped out of university. I think it's clearly obvious who really "understands" technology and who is a fucking poser that got lucky with his stolen website idea.

[@product_parade_]

Ujjwal Uniyal haha you believe that? No idiot could get as far as he has. If others were really the brains they could have rebuilt and beaten him. Bottom line is he is a winner. He will keep winning.

[@Britishwolf89]

They may not understand the internet, but they do understand that private information should remain private in any format and not sold to the highest bidder. There's no excuse, pointing out their flaws doesn't lessen the arguement at all as their knowledge of the internet isn't required or even relevant.

[@product_parade_]

Snake I see where you're coming from and that can seem annoying and scary if your information is sold to the highest bidder. It is still your choice what you out on FB so you could choose not to post... This is also great for small business. They don't have to spend millions of dollars trying to Target the few niche customers. They can spend less and know they are targeting the right people. It's good for business and for the people overall.

[@hector3810]

Snake The Government could care less about our privacy. They do sneaky shit all the time.

[@spencersedano]

Everything was awkward

[@patbateman4202]

haHAA everything in life is awkward haHAA

[@somerandom39]

Pat Bateman um ok

[@BrokenControllerGami]

Pat Bateman this ain’t twitch chat

[@JonathanCrossland]

I dont want to reveal private information as an excuse to being there for making other peoples data not private. Irony

[@nader3744]

no shit. title says 5 awkward moments.

[@matthewterlouw]

The blonde woman behind him looks like Nicolas Cage

[@CodyCombat]

Terlouw XC Is her name Nicole Page?

[@kappaschlange2784]

Terlouw XC She does tho

[@mufasaversace3052]

Hell nah 😂

[@ririj1234]

BANG OUT OF ORDER 😂😂😂😂😂🚶

[@percivalmtungwa1114]

Lol...Wow she really does.

[@strelokand7306]

Alternative title: Zuckerberg gets bullied by old people.

[@No_name.0103]

Lol

[@joaoalves1804]

True story sure he went to cry on his milionare house afterwards damn it xD

[@knorkys3281]

@@joaoalves1804 the important part is that he cried on the house and not in it because he Build a billion dollar House around his million dollar House.

[@joaoalves1804]

@@knorkys3281 So he built a house, inside another house? what version of sims is he on ? damn

[@elisendadomenjo3223]

Hes gonna go cry in his limo

[@neiv10]

This is the video definition of *generation gap*

[@alexjones742]

neiv10 not really

[@neiv10]

Rammbock get zucc’d!!

[@Artaxerxes.]

Sheikh Shafayat I don't need that shit coming from a guy who can't spell senator

[@JorgetePanete]

Sheikh Shafayat senators*

[@JorgetePanete]

Sheikh Shafayat edit the comment

[@jimmyjoe3000]

His AI is starting to malfunction.

[@aaronhinton7601]

Bobyozy needs an update

[@armandosoria7993]

"Insufficient storage"

[@durango-CODEBUILDER]

Starting to? Its _been_ malfunction for years.

[@ch1ll1add.25]

Bobyozy many people think that hes seating on a booster. But hes seating on a charger

[@RochRich.]

Bobyozy Like the FB apps, he gets frequent updates but nothing in them.

[@samueltew8348]

he responded like alexa

[@faolawolf8540]

Samuel Tew he IS Alexa!

[@Midwesthiker]

Samuel Tew I swear he has a lawyer talking into his ear.

[@YZ450f24]

These are the kinds of people if you told them the internet was closed on the weekend they would believe you

[@edp3202]

Yes! Will open at 8am on Monday

[@efthymiosn3381]

"Can you precisely explain what Internet is, cuz my grandson won't?"

[@nathanabrogena6147]

@Josip can you boomer?

[@leesteal4458]

Lol

[@lilclout5118]

Lmao youre expecting too much from ppl. The answers to some questions sometimes the first search up result and ppl still either a) deny the fact or b) too lazy to search it up because it takes t seconds. Also tons of ppl hate the fact that the US government created ARPANET the building block of the internet for the cold war and they hate the fact that if they hate the US so much they should stop using the internet created by the US

[@ryanmckenna9330]

A connection of computers and servers. These computers and servers make A N E T W O R K. this vast, multilayered network is called the “Internet.” Your computer communicates with these other systems using an IP address. “Internet protocol”. This IP specifies what server you are connecting to, whether it’s an email server or a html game. Data transferred on the internet is split into 2 parts “generally” TCP AND UDP. And you get this data, whatever it is, because the server sent it to you, the client, through a port. Those are the extreme basics. You’re welcome.

[@donthetroof3958]

@Josip a place to catch up on everything caught in the net and just like fishing sometimes you catch some weird stuff that's about as 5th grade that I can explain it

[@gorbulas]

44 senators prove they are too old, mark proves he has been coached well on how to reply, .... no body learns anything

[@com.passionatebitch]

gorbulas unfortunately, people are to busy being entertained by how much he's pressured, than to at least notice the amount of professionalism he's maintained. But that probably doesn't matter

[@Guest-de6xm]

gorbulas mark Los miserably

[@enfiestado]

For real haha that first guy looks like he’s a fucking skeleton

[@phayzyre1052]

Gorbulas, Zuckerberg created this monster called Facebook, he should be able to know how to reply. If Zuckerberg has to be "coached" then all it proves is he doesn't know shit from shoe polish!

[@kjb223_]

gorbulas exactly

[@KpR0dS]

They're asking all the wrong questions, they should be asking whether Zucc is a lizard, a robot, or an alien. Then you'd see how sweaty Zucc would get.

[@dec4dec]

Catota he can’t sweat

[@KpR0dS]

DA_Playz liquid leak?

[@dec4dec]

Catota more likely

[@comradeivan3903]

The technicians are currently working to improve his coolant system, to reduce leaks, especially in front of the Senate.

[@trevortractor]

Just a vampire.

[@LonesomeTraveller]

Government: Do you spy on citizens? Mark: Don't you? Government: Shhhh...

[@gnosis8142]

Like the question about the "Global Behemoth", from a US Government person.

[@vanji611]

I get a kick out of the Senator scolding Zuckerberg on his end user agreement when he is part of the Congress that is responsible for the US Income Tax Code. That tax code is currently 73,954 pages (per Google).

[@yaj1v]

Not the only confusing law.

[@hydra1164]

Nolan Armstrong Brian is saying that it’s hypocritical that he is saying the user agreement is long and hard to read when the US Tax Income is almost 74k pages. No American reads 74k pages

[@prerakkalla]

@@hydra1164 no american? I guess no sane person on this earth will sit and say "i will finish this thing off"

[@hydra1164]

Prerak Kalla you right but I said American because I don’t think a U.K. resident would even look at our tax code

[@JustH3LL_]

@@hydra1164 Ctrl+F comes in handy

[@robertventura2177]

Well, looks like it's time for the "Social Network 2".

[@GantzIsSloppy]

YOU BETTER LAWYER UP...oops too later for that

[@LawF250]

Back to MySpace.

[@donjtrump]

Lmao spider man comes back for THE WHOLE THING

[@badrikhadka7430]

Robmeister kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2WYlJKojq1-gKc

[@lennartelbin4259]

Robmeister More like 'The Social Network: Resurgence'

[@stulosophy]

A lawmaker complaining about the complexity of Facebook's user agreement. That's rich.

[@StrangerToEarth]

Haha...snap.

[@ishitarawat9475]

The Drunken Philosopher 👍👍

[@lucrichard3662]

They don't give a shit about whether or not people understand Facebook's user agreement. Congress is just putting on a show.

[@lucrichard3662]

I'm not missing a point. If you think anyone in the US congress has concerns and wants to put Facebook on trial for sharing your private information you're beyond stupid. Congress does not give a fuck about their citizens data, they try to appropriate as much funding as possible to break into databases for their citizens data.

[@federalwhippingboy]

Alexa Wolfheart You don't understand how the system works, perhaps. It's originally proposed by one person and then everyone tweaks it a little and when it goes through it's completely unrecognizable as what it originally was. It's seldom purposefully written to be confusing, and usually if it is it's thrown out as a ploy to trick the other senators.

[@vagnersilva5465]

These are the kind of people who'd put a ruler under their pillows to see how long they've slept *Ps: This comment is not original and may contain jokes already told from unknown sources*

[@LloydLynx]

You actually need more likes for that one!

[@cilllee2308]

Well there's already comment like this ones

[@saoirsestark3903]

This comment ohmy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

[@Gave-rf1hr]

Lmao

[@hardikkarelia3783]

Seeing this same comment thrice.

[@Arthur-Silva]

He’s a robot.

[@simonreview2756]

Art Silva exactly

[@misterman9523]

*Reptilian

[@Randomguy-wd5lw]

Robot or reptillian? maybe a reptillian cyborg?

[@skittledee1232]

Art Silva he looks like an insect to me!

[@simonreview2756]

Random guy shut up

[@jemuel2315]

5 awkward moments? ONLY?! I thought the WHOLE thing was AWKWARD! 😅😂

[@shameydaking6300]

The Purple One even

[@meghnamakemusic]

True

[@Hello-ss1tu]

The Purple One true

[@shrishmakaranjit3255]

The Purple One yeah I mean

[@sonofsam9564]

I almost interpreted it the same way but after further review I was able to pinpoint 5 milliseconds of uninterrupted, regular, non awkward time intervals.. none of which Zuckerberg was in.

[@northsideloco1349]

He answers like Siri

[@DucLe-qv3dp]

Northside Loco she thinks you cheating

[@Nickelberkelium]

I can’t imagine myself,being smart,having to answer questions on the spot by well known politicians (assuming) and being recorded whilst having an articulate and deliberate answer lmao

[@luisma2548]

he is siri

[@xoboi2711]

he’s a bot

[@bigmanbigman2544]

XO boi a rich bot

[@mihirthacker9771]

*This guy seems intelligent he should make a website or something*

[@nevikgnehz368]

Yea he should make a facebook or something.

[@yoyo-dw3dc]

Original

[@ashgood7368]

Yeah he should

[@gautamkelkar2132]

And then how about buy all the other competitors

[@mk3a]

He should allegedly steal the idea from 2 other students

[@denachtconducteur7070]

Do these people even know how wifi works xD

[@nowonmetube]

Who does actually?

[@Sweeti924]

😂😂😂

[@lawlzerderp7136]

@@nowonmetube I like to think I know enough about it... but if there was any job that I applied for involving something in-depth about Wi-Fi, I'd only be able to say "slightly more than the average person, no more"

[@crazyphoenix5977]

I doubt that....

[@liamm7958]

Dumb hahaha

[@fitness208]

Meanwhile in Hawaii, Tom from Myspace is enjoying his lifelong vacation.

[@sabin97]

we all miss tom.....good old tom

[@philcollins4092]

T Jordan what's Myspace?

[@ekualo08]

He actually is an avid photographer now. He takes some really picturesque pics from his vacationing around the world on that myspace money.

[@AdaWongFanofc]

Fuck Tom that peice of shit didn't secure his site and my email got hacked

[@andrewgeier83]

Didn't Facebook buy out MySpace for like a billion dollars?

[@beanman1760]

The awkward thing is that they talked to a lizard for hours on end without noticing.

[@a.o.g9574]

Im sayin

[@whatthisjokerrossuptonow]

😂

[@axellopez8860]

Modern Vegan congrats you played yourself

[@SignificantPressure100]

Andrew C you don't know what the definition of a troll, you have low IQ than average, you dumbfuck.

[@callumjames84]

Modern Vegan oh fuck off

[@jonathancoy5542]

They need to get a younger council who actually knows how Facebook works and how no one is forced to accept the terms of service or sign up..

[@bakersmileyface]

The real issue is that even people without facebook and that haven't signed the terms of service and haven't signed up are being tracked by facebook too. It picks up things other people have said about you, photos friends have tagged about you, your internet history, things you've clicked on and so on and so forth. Even this video, facebook knows you've watched it. Even if you created an account right now, with a fake name and a fake address etc. Facebook will still know exactly who you are and recommend friends to you that you know. I don't even have facebook and have never had a 'real' account but when I created a fake one, it still recommended that I befriend my parents and friends etc. So the terms of service is BS. Mark Zuckerberg even admitted that they have shadow profiles. Though he said that it'd take a lot of work for someone to use a shadow profile maliciously, it doesn't mean that it's fool-proof and that's still besides the point that it's a complete invasion of privacy that nobody agreed to.

[@Niphiz]

@@bakersmileyface if you never agree to the user agreement, you will not get tracked by fb. youtube is in Google's domain so thats different. about the fake profile now, it tracks close by via gps proximity, and other methods, thats why it suggests relatives.

[@bakersmileyface]

@@Niphiz Shadow profiles and cookies are a lot scarier than you think.

[@Niphiz]

@@bakersmileyface well, I cant say its my field of expertise, but from what I know cookies are what I click,type etc

[@bakersmileyface]

@@Niphiz They also check your search history, IP address, location, other devices connected to you, your phone number, alongside various other information. And also when you agree to cookies, in all likelihood you're agreeing to share that information with various other companies and cookie vendors so that they can tailor advertisements and so on. Most of it is harmless, however cookies do handle a lot of your private data and information and websites don't always provide that data to sources of integrity. A lot of information does get sold to facebook this way too. Not to say facebook necessarily does anything bad with it either, it's just an invasion of privacy as far as I'm concerned. Of course you agree to cookies, so it's your own fault in this front however on pretty much every site cookies are required to use their services. This can be proven if you disable all cookies through your browser and most websites won't give you access. Next time you open up a website and it asks you for cookies, open up the options for the cookies and look through their cookie policy. They often tell you where you a lot about what information they're gathering and where it's going. You'll see just how many different sources are getting your information. You'll also not know of a lot of these places, so google them for some interesting results if you have the time. But even if you don't accept cookies, it still doesn't change the fact that facebook gathers your information through other facebook users. There's nothing you can do about that. And you will never be asked for permission for that information to be gathered and stored.

[@SleepySkull1]

"Mr. Zuckerberg, What is the internet?" -"Waa......?" - Mark Zucc

[@netbookeater]

I need this on a t-shirt.

[@kamehamegamer]

"I'm not aware of that"

[@beognis9412]

Just say "Look at 4chan"

[@soulsreaper7145]

yeah those senators really have no clue what there even trying to get at, I don't even think they really understand what facebook is

[@Daemon1995_]

theyre clearly from the past generation

[@manusuryan3013]

That last guy tho.

[@manusuryan3013]

curb your comment well well well, look who it is.

[@manusuryan3013]

curb your comment I thought you only watch curb memes😂

[@emmabila3480]

yep my senator :(

[@plasticwrapcharlie]

What about him? He's wrong.

[@sumlatinkid]

nahhhh i wanna see the curb meme someone link!

[@danklord694]

Senator: *asks a question* Zucc: Ughh... *mind.exe has stopped working* *Rebooting system* No absolutely no *mind.exe is rebooting now* Senator I'm not aware of that

[@JorgetePanete]

Dank Lord 69 learn how to use punctuation

[@DoktorKrok]

Hahahahahahahaha hilarious!!!

[@michealmcveigh]

Prashanth Murali that’s bullshit and you know that.

[@Glitchedx3D]

haHAA!

[@陈林-c6v]

hahahahaha😄

[@lifedoom2922]

I love how he always refers to them as their profession, but in every sentence

[@juanburgueno3274]

It's called education

[@anickguermonprez1304]

No it’s called stalling so to cut short the allowed time the panel has

[@Zalk00000]

@@anickguermonprez1304 damn, next level Didn't think something like that could be done lol

[@troyjohnson2137]

he has to remind himself that these are people he's supposed to respect

[@lifedoom2922]

@@troyjohnson2137 ain't nobody ask lil bro

[@shaan_1296]

*Senators are high AF*

[@omairsh8]

Just a regular Tuesday

[@snappynappy7953]

Old AF and DUMB AF and Stupid AF

[@idontknow20404]

*old

[@colemanchristy2770]

1:52 zuc.exe has stopped working.

[@themadlad8483]

He didn't have a smart remark for that one

[@kilala3815]

You can hear him glitching

[@crazyphoenix5977]

The question is too awkward to ans

[@rickyrichard3972]

Zuckerberg looks like he's aged 10 years in 2 weeks!

[@KellerCRD]

You saw him 2 weeks ago?

[@lucacastelli9612]

Never thought about how many hours he would have spent with experts of communication, carisma, and body language? He is "alone" against the whole american congress

[@RubyJamez]

Well yea, I get frustrated after 15 min of introducing grandma to Skype, and this men had to explain all internet to a dozen of elders for several days, I am surprised he didn't just flipp that table in despair

[@thewiz412]

Prescription pills

[@TM-pj7yu]

And awkwardly pale. His posts show a pinkish, boy charm, here he appears stressed and ghastly.

[@alfredjustindumalagan]

He’s like a Tech Support for them😂

[@jamesbraun9842]

Except Kennedy because he knows the user agreement sucks.

[@onee]

It's not "awkward". His lawyers just told him to STFU and deny everything.

[@RetroPlus]

onee Best choice.

[@MrChuy0394]

Make it easier for the average American to read. Disclaimer: the average American doesn't read. Nevertheless a user agreement they only click Accept.

[@69xxmiiikexx86]

they're our elderly, be kind, they think because they dont understand something then no one else will either

[@lexandersig]

No matter if they read or not at the end, the lawyer will read. Thats what the terms of use are for, for the lawyer

[@MrChuy0394]

@@lexandersig but he CLEARLY says : the average American not the average Lawyer. I assume he means everyday people like you and me. But I get your point.

[@gasbaroni]

​@@69xxmiiikexx86 Zoomers are the dumbest generation of them all, they think they know everything because they're lobotomized by social media and the internet.

[@ducminhduong9873]

@@gasbaroni well, they are the youngest of them all too. The generations who are 25-35 will always be the most well-informed and mature.

[@msavic88]

'Senator im not aware of that'... looks down real quick.. lol such trustworthy human movements

[@oyounes5945]

thecooked chef Underrated comment

[@davidazinger5639]

good point

[@lovelooslivideos]

thecooked chef yep obvious lie.

[@JorgetePanete]

thecooked chef Senator, I'm*

[@lovelooslivideos]

Jorge C. M. Oh look here. A spelling Nazi. You must be so smart and above everyone else.

[@thetromsky]

"Stanford Analytica..." "..." "..." "..."

[@richardlosonczi9482]

To be honest guys, Facebook is an option. and this is the fucking point here. When they ask if he was comfortable sharing where he stayed in a hotel or who he spoke to last week, he was given the option to answer, or not to answer. You are given this option every single time you share anything about yourself on social media. No one fucking forces you to put it out in the open where you are or who your girlfriend is, or where you work. You CHOOSE to do it.

[@Xxtictoc1216xX]

Richard Losonczi haha I know people act like Facebook is copying their brains thoughts without their consent. And all the people who say Facebook is selling your name and email to other companies...well they probably are but about every other company has too I bet you didn’t start getting spam in your email just after making a Facebook account. So pretty much in are society today your name and email is everywhere unless your a rat under a rock or something

[@niandraladie2953]

This is EXACTLY what I thought when he was asked the question about his hotel! The word "comfortable" really stood out to me. 🖒

[@shabana612]

But does it provide any option to leak our details on sale??

[@z.deutch1334]

Mohammad Alam - no, but data security experts have been warning us FOR YEARS that anything you put online is likely online forever. *People need to accept some level of personal responsibility for what information they put online!* I have friends who complain about the leak, but have their FB accounts on public view, share _everything_ about their lives, doesn't give a rat's ass about checking their privacy preferences and willing to give out their real names, phone number, and DOB for identity theft. I have personally told them anything they share means strangers will know - which includes FB data. They know the risks. I also have friends who don't have FB accounts or ones who never reveal anything personal on FB, because they know the risks and would rather not be voluntary over-sharers.

[@IgorDz]

Ikr. Damned Equifax sabotaged my financial information, which I did not even agree to be collected in a first place, but news about that fade out within a week. But facebook holiday pictures and my email adress seems to be a bigger deal

[@Patrick-jj5nh]

Last senator is clueless... "tell us China sucks" ... "senator my wife is chinese american" "oh"

[@mynameisdrpat]

murican spirit is strong with this one

[@iahz88]

I think China currently has more opportunities for entrepreneurs than the US, including the IT industry

[@iahz88]

He didn't take the bait because it is simply not true that success stories such as Facebook can only occur in the US. There are plenty of high profile IT companies in China and other countries that came out of even more humble backgrounds than Zuckerberg's dorm

[@nathan121852]

Sith'ari Azithoth first, she is more American than Chinese. Have you heard her speak it?? Jesus fucking Christ it’s poor. Second, the question the senator asked was clearly used to smear China. He’s baiting that the free market, etc etc and the philosophies that coincide with the “American Dream” where a guy from a “Dorm room to global internet behemoth” is better than China. He’s not JUST fisihfin for appraisal of America, he could’ve easily left China out and still made a point. The point was to fish out an attack against China, to see how Zukerburg’s stance on his eye on China. Just... stick to reporting to Papa Palpatine

[@jackklnet2458]

I can't find this part omg. Where is it??

[@hunter-dx1gg]

*he a robot still in the progress of being built he can only process so much information at one time*

[@nicd7158]

Huntcr m8 what would be messed up is if he was really a robot and short circuited right there from over processing lol Everyone would of dropped their jaw and been like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[@nicholascortez728]

I see you are trying to use your shtoyle over my shtoyle

[@highswagaming]

Nic D nut what if just wat if he really is and sum others in the room are robots too bro just think

[@Gumplayer2]

Senator: Mark, just tell me "yes" or "no" Mark: Senator, what do you mean? Senator: just "yes" or "no" Mark: ohh, ok, then no. Senator: No Mark, you should say "Yes"!

[@5Siver]

Is it an obligation to say Senator before every sentence there?

[@Alina-rz5ez]

5Siver I was wondering the same thing

[@illogicallogic2039]

5Siver I was about to comment the same but didnt know how to spell the name senator

[@Meheecan13]

Its not, that's just zuccs programmig

[@5Siver]

it's very painful to the ears though

[@Songbhird]

5Siver nope

[@charlesndungu9931]

LMAO this is like trying to explain to grandmother who is in a village how a laptop works

[@feebeedoc78]

charles Ndungu What an original comment.

[@smallmoneysalvia]

So grandma deserves to lose her right to privacy because she doesn’t understand computers?

[@daveydavedave]

soupisgdfood it's not about how they work.. it's about giant corporations cashing in our information to advertisers or worse, an enemy.. Maybe it's the young that doesn't get it.

[@EveelGabe]

Unless she publicly shared it

[@Olderaccount17]

It's not about deserving, but grandma doesn't get to complain about losing her right to privacy if she agreed to Terms and Conditions she didn't read and/or understand, or if she shared something publicly.

[@jimmygrant3212]

“Uh I’m not aware” key word for uh I know but I’m not sure what to say.

[@sdb3068]

Jimmy Grant no it’s keyword for yes because he can’t say no

[@eatcarpet]

It's keyword for yes but if I say no, then I would be caught lying.

[@thestopgobber8631]

Being drunk makes watching this so much more entertaining... idk about anyone else but this is so fun to watch

[@anthonyroberts6839]

This reminds me when Tony Starks had go in front of Congress about his iron man suit. 😂

[@juicyfruitjay]

anthony roberts take away all of Stark’s charm, bravado, swagger, wit...then yeah I sort of see it...

[@therealb888]

omg he's the exact opposite!

[@WTFMannyxFTW]

No... if Elon musk was here, it would be like Tony Stark

[@seirachan1575]

lol

[@anthonyroberts6839]

Trevor Harris 😂 So true!

[@danielgottschalk8653]

"Senator im not aware of that." *looks down*

[@Zzucia]

Daniel Gottschalk - That proves nothing.

[@sh0cktim3]

Proves his penis is small and he can't lie and look you in the eyes

[@Am-gm4uy]

".... there's a racoon"

[@TimmyTurner421]

sh0cktim3 or he just looked down

[@DFDiscGolf]

The most disturbing part was how far congress, senate, the government is so disconnected from to anyone under 60 years old. Those questions were ignorant.....”how many data categories does Facebook have!?!?” They can’t even get the lingo right and each one has a staff of 25 doing research for them. We’re doomed if those are the people in charge.

[@loganjenkins7499]

No one: Zuckerberg: *sEnAtOr*

[@lavishkumar9075]

Facts

[@Chebab-Chebab]

"Your user agreement sucks.' 'I'm glad you're being objective there, senator.' "You have to write it so the average American understands it.'' 'In crayon?'

[@emmanotsostrong]

Gotta love my senator...

[@1990imani]

Horny Aleks Americans*

[@roybm3124]

Then it must be 5 sentences maximum.

[@bicyclemanNL]

WRITE IT IN CAPIITALS ??? Not shouting, just, well, saying/typing

[@koober_]

Yeah that was a dumb thing to suggest. I don't think the problem is that the content of the user agreement is bad or unfair (though it might be), the problem is that people don't read it at all yet continue to use the service and don't expect consequences. If they're gonna use that service, it's on them to be prepared for any collateral, and if they're not, they should just not use it in the first place.

[@gready5435]

Zuckerberg definitely brought his forehead game with him

[@Muselover1992]

Humberto Ferrer Lmao 😂

[@crosses101]

Good one u SOB 😁

[@JamieBaird67]

Humberto Ferrer forhead game was strong for sure. Lol.

[@erzan]

"Only in America" The absolute arrogance of a comment. As if the USA is the only place in the world home to multi billion companies. You say Apple, I say Samsung.

[@TM-pj7yu]

I❤Samsung

[@riripari2042]

Ikr? 😂 I'm american myself, but even I can admit that we have serious competition from other companies and that people hailing from those countries can become just as successful.

[@turtato2155]

Only in Earth

[@ayushpriyadarshi1688]

I say google

[@samajlo4336]

@@riripari2042 US is the best country in the world.

[@iceseic]

Mark: Senator: *Swahili*

[@krisisnkaos]

Sen. Leahy looks and sounds like he’s about to croak.

[@monstermushmush]

krisisnkaos lol

[@Camilo19832001]

He needs to

[@fissilewhistle]

Nathan Wind ?? Leahy is 78.

[@Beun007]

you mean hallucinate...?

[@omkaracharya395]

Like Don Corleone, the godfather

[@Sunyium]

beep boop boop beep

[@ayden1808]

Yin Yin watch yo mouth

[@LimitlessCXIVI]

That senator at 1:49 got him with those answers. Pretty much sums up how we feel about our privacy.

[@30tabletteralvedon34]

first guy has probably never touched a computer. he looks like he is dieing

[@tayylorfierce6823]

Dying

[@rjmac3001]

All jokes aside I think he's a pretty smart guy that just has a full plate and is stressed the fuck out

[@Studio2770]

Yeah plus I don't see this whole thing as FB's fault. Their terms were violated, they didn't violate them.

[@Studio2770]

Susan Pereira right wingers should praise that. Survival of the fittest in economics.

[@Krolted]

Susan Pereira ur complaining about Facebook and privacy but ur still using google and KZbin?

[@ggoddkkiller1342]

FB is just a start! Google, KZbin, Apple etc shortly vast majority of companies are feeding other companies with user data for decades. FB just got targeted thanks to the scandal not becuase it is the only company which does this shit and all you see is just a show for stupid people. At the end FB will get hundreds of million dolars bill and there is a possiblity Zuckerberg will loose his control on his company. Then other companies will instantly update their user agreements according to new data privacy rules and act like they never ever did such a thing...

[@murraycurry9552]

He’s a lizard

[@dalirkosimov2576]

*Human.exe has crashed*

[@fluffy_pants_6148]

Senator: "Do you know what Facebook is?" Mark: "Senator I have no idea."

[@ErnolDawnbringer]

"I am not aware of that"

[@carnivoroussprite652]

1:47 Senator Richard J Durbin’s point was actually clever and probably one of the best moments of this system of law.

[@pantsuslayer8631]

ohh! with your comment i think i understood his point, thanks

[@AyyyC]

Yes, love how it went right over Zuckerbergs head too

[@minus3dbintheteens60]

He said no because he isn't so stupid as to post online that he stayed in a hotel, like it's something he needs congratulations for. KZbin is the *only* social media where the content isn't just "I'm awesome, look and me and what I have/did, your garbage, FU"

[@heythere6983]

so much laughing and smiles I'm sure they really want to nail him

[@ariela.877]

Hey There nail him like legally or nail him like sexually?

[@americanboy7040]

Lol..it is true! They are having friendly arbitration so that they can get « The Most out of him« before nailing him hard!

[@F_U23]

Hey There since he finances most of their campaigns, he gets the ole softball routine.

[@joen3843]

They were just about to ask him for nudes

[@mydnajt]

Americans have in hands the biggest tool in the world to spy on people, so why would they want to destroy it?

[@contentdispenser7061]

They forget that this man doesn't run 100% of facebook, and isn't familiar with ALL the tasks in facebook... smh.

[@Studio2770]

Icedart Gaming seriously though. Some of the questions I heard just seemed like they weren't part of his weekly tasks. He's not micromanaging.

[@SkonTeam]

Knowing what "shadow profiles" are seems to me like something a CEO should know .

[@AJ-xv7oh]

Icedart Gaming He's responsible for the entire company you moron. His job as a "responsible" business owner is to know every aspect of his company.

[@Deathdrummer195]

He is the CEO not to mention he owns over 50% of the shares you windbag. He either knows these things, or if he doesnt, it just makes him look like a moron.

[@cryptomania5603]

Dude.. hes not the ceo of fucking microsoft... its just a few webpages..

[@nvisi0ns]

1:56 That guy on the far right LMAO

[@spkoftdvl]

Waaaat jjajaja

[@ramkumarsharma3126]

😂

[@rusitoexplorador]

_ _ | _____

[@divyabansiwal6433]

🤣🤣🤣

[@i.pezzotti853]

He’s feeling the cringe

[@MegaSaodat]

D: “Would you share the names of the people you messaged?” Z: “I choose not to do it publicly” D: “ I think that is what this is all about” 👏

[@bart234465]

Is he aware of ANYTHING

[@TonOfHam]

He is aware of everything and is acting. There are moments of idiocy because he has social problems, but he knows what's going on and he has been trained well to open his mouth without saying anything that could be considered useful information.

[@eduardoleroy3660]

I'm glad we have professor Xavier here to let us know when Mr. Zuckerberg is lying and when he is in fact telling the truth.

[@LifelinegamingFilms]

He is aware of yo moms messaging that one side nigga

[@rsmzm2000]

I do not recall.

[@Sotanath86q]

Maybe if they asked better questions...

[@newarnav]

1:47 That question choked him

[@huan1802]

weird question

[@MrJoshcc600]

They cut the clip short. If you see the whole thing he says that the reason he asked is because why wouldn't he want to share where he stayed in a hotel with strangers but Facebook collects and sells information like that to strangers

[@Willardboogurb]

Because he sleeps in his reptilian sand hut

[@caesar9708]

Miles Edgeworth The point is that according to Facebook's privacy terms, they state that personal info are kept safe by the company and are not exposed to external sources. Here, they are clearly breaking the privacy term which is why it is a crime.

[@casualhamburger9607]

Gamer Lycan he didn't read the terms, he's just stating nonsense.

[@TheZod00]

Lol i feel like im watching The Social Network again🤣

[@b1akn3ss93]

“World war one was aweful, do you agree”? “Yes” “Well, why are we here then”

[@water7762]

because we are beautiful !

[@NeoNarratives10]

One lesson to be learnt - If you don't know something! straight forward say - I don't know., Instead of speculating things or change the topic like politicians.

[@it_was_my_cat]

I think he blew a fuse or too

[@Cherub72]

two*

[@eerereps]

you also blew your spelling fuse?

[@perrywilliams4593]

CozmicK G 👍🏾 Someone liked your reply!

[@elbaekk]

I think so two.

[@lumlum637]

CozmicK G two

[@JV-df9em]

“Now, when I cancel my Facebook, do I get my face back? Or do you keep it? Please answer the question. Secondly, how many faces do you currently store in the clouds, and where do you find room for them all?”

[@astherphoenix9648]

in fucking swahili wtf. that one struck hard

[@DiecastTz]

Asther Phoenix fuck the American senate man...they look dumb af 😂😂😂

[@astherphoenix9648]

sorry i wan't clear enough. i meant it made me laugh

[@astherphoenix9648]

yeah it had no place in a congress tbf

[@michaelpreston233]

Its in the GOP rules to piss off people of color.

[@DauntlessX23]

But suddenly it's not racist if he had said Latin instead of Swahili? The point is it's hard to understand and most Americans cant understand it. Nothing racially charged. But I'll agree it's a stupid comment. Just not a racist one.

[@ethanlculver]

Most of the senators had no clue what they were even asking. The fact that people think Zuckerburg is dumb or isn't aware of anything is laughable. He answered the way he did because most of the questions were ridiculous or made no sense to his intelligence level.

[@bazedagener1906]

MrElculver2424 Wrong. They knew exactly what they were asking and they delivered their questions in such a way as to illustrate the serious issues regarding the privacy of Facebook users.. such as the "would you share with us what hotel you stopped at last night" "would you share with us the names of the people you have messaged this week".... Wake up you social media Orwellian disillusioned sheep.

No one is forced to share on Facebook in which hotel they stayed. So why should he be forced?

[@Mmmtruk]

yeeeeet

[@bazedagener1906]

Whether or not you decide to publicly share something on your profile is irrelevant in regards to the data Facebook store and share with third parties. Your data is getting shared with or without your consent.

Except that they acepted the Terms of Service.

[@michaelwalker9376]

What is Mr. Zuckerbeg aware of?

[@theymadatthetruth7552]

he is aware of his servers keeping our files even if we delete our facebook account thats for sure.

[@fetB]

he knows about everything, and he also knows as long as he doesn't admit to anything illegal, he's fine

[@lovemesomehim3]

The old famous line once again

[@puzzleheaddesign3789]

Mr. Zuckerberg, are you the ceo of Facebook? "well, if I could just say? that depends. I'm not entirely aware of it and I don't know. But I think the larger question is that is Facebook being used for good? "

[@LifelinegamingFilms]

Idiot

[@ajdn2013]

Senator : i have accepted those damn cookies, but ive still not been delivered Mark : whut!

[@SG0288]

I want to be careful here!! Give me a chance to lie back to you Senator.

[@LifelinegamingFilms]

SG0288 ok!!

[@alistaircooke3233]

SG0288 He was choked during the whole hearing cuz he's thinking of lies. I don't think he's funny.

[@pspvita99]

SG0288 Or he could just be awkward, just like allot of other smart/programmers/geeks/people that work in computers; Also stopping the smile quickly, is probably smart, because you don't want to look like your laughing or smiling about the next subject, such as people's privacy, but who has privacy on the internet, no one, some people may have more than others, such as people that use VPNs and people that don't have location turned on, but Google/KZbin/android, Apple, Microsoft and tons of other companies are doing the exact same thing, facebooks doing right now, the only difference is, Facebook is the only one in the spot light/media, right now; Also Mark Zuckerburg is a CEO/he runs a company, hes not just protecting him self, but he's also protecting and speaking on behalf of his employees, in which hes responsible for. Also people keep saying that Mark Zuckeeburg should just answer yes or no, you can't do that with minipulative people, like this, if you notice these questioners cut him off when things arent going there way, now thats minipulitive. Im not saying Mark Zuckerburg is the pope, hes not, but hes responsible for a company and his employees and hes not doing anything google/youtube/android,Apple and Microsoft Aren't already doing.

[@SG0288]

matt matthew I understand but fb is more like a sales hub instead of sharing life, storys and more between friends. Not being able to Opt out on ads and sharing my private information all over America and the world violates my rights. Laws are made and punishable for this type of behavior otherwise it's totalitarianism.

[@pspvita99]

Facebook doesn't have/Isn't a Monopoly. To be a monopoly Mark Zuckerburg/Facebook would have to be the only one in the business, that sells ads and or have the ability to drive competitors out of business, Facebook doesn't have that ability; Infact your on a site, right now, that does the exact same thing Facebook does, KZbin, and people use googles search engines all the time,and google sells ads, and tracks people/users, also Android is a part of Google as well; also Microsoft sells ads, infact there just as bad as Facebook, Windows 10 has a keylogger built into it; back in the day, to an extent, your OS/Operating System was one of the only things you didn't have to protect against, as much, but thats not the case anymore, and Apple sells ads as well. Also some of the problems with Facebook, not all, but some of them, could be due to one of the same problems KZbin is encountering right now, algorithms/censoring. Also the only reason Facebook is under fire right now, is because its a popular subject/Facebook is in the media, but Facebook isn't doing anything that hasn't been going on for years, yes government/companies have found ways to use the information thats available, but that isn't anything new..

[@winviki123]

3:05 "you're supposed to answer yes to this question" Mark: Sorry sir,my AI has a few bugs that needs to be corrected

[@UnrealGemini]

Mark either thought they were trying to make him racist or act like being America help him be able to do what he did.

[@winviki123]

@@UnrealGemini yeah, I hate questions that have sneaky intentions.

[@folo7595]

@@winviki123 yeah fr me too

[@gabrielavieitas1806]

They have no idea how it works.

[@znull3356]

Jokes aside, the most interesting part of this was when Palantir was brought up. It's like if this was a mob hearing and they asked about another made man, Zucc went full omerta.

[@thiefgarrett6671]

1:53 He shouldve said "Yes. Hotel? Trivago."

[@jenonmino3169]

hold up what's wrong with Swahili

[@varavarala313]

jenon mino Who?

[@pantalooooooons2417]

jenon mino It was a sarcastic comment. Don't know why you'd take it seriously.

[@davevanlaren2501]

Pantalooooooons Oh the irony. r/whoosh

[@hemitheosmax]

Dave Van Laren ikr lollll

[@seanbulow6208]

Pantalooooooons if you was American you probably would of got the joke. 😂

[@josefrootgum]

Its like talking quantum physics to first graders who think quantum physics is from the devil

[@waqs8708]

josef rootgum why tf did u choose quantum physics as an example?

[@anannoyinghuman]

Randy Mops so they could sound smart

[@eisenheim46]

If you understood Quantum Physics, you'd know it's the devil's math.

[@lepiee]

But..... it is.

[@jhasjhis9]

Lmao they could have at least found some senators with math, engineering, or compsci backgrounds. Or are there none?!? omg dumb and out of touch Congress is scary.

[@neolitobject]

The first senator Patrick J. Leahy made a special cameo in Batman the Dark Knight. He's the man who tells Joker "We're not intimidated by thugs".

[@BoyFromMa]

people keep forgetting that he's just a nerd who lacks social skills. of course he's gonna be awkward

[@MJ-cq6gz]

Honestly, I'm not sure I'd be able to look any less awkward if I was getting grilled by Congress.

[@Mistygio]

SUPER LABINE He wasn’t being awkward at all. He was answering honestly like a CEO would

[@enonymuz8627]

Yea the idea of a nerd who lacks social skills is the leader of one of the biggest social media platform in the world is intriguing!

[@enonymuz8627]

Well Mark is naturally awkward in my perspective

[@Official_prospect]

Or maybe he's actually an extra terrestrial lizard?

[@dsouzand]

This is Sheldon Cooper testifying in front of Congress

[@CytoverseGaming]

Can someone actually check to see if he is a robot or not?

[@trolololxenkins1357]

He's more like an earth raised extraterrestrial

[@selcouth86]

He does have a certain Data quality about him, but in a less commanding hall monitor sort of way.

[@theymadatthetruth7552]

he is a reptillian

[@wayneelliott1180]

LOL

[@justofon]

The guy replies like a robot

[@davidong2365]

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