5 awkward moments at the Facebook hearing

There were some awkward pauses and a few laughs when Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg testified before 44 senators in a hearing on data privacy. Subscribe to The Washington Post on KZbin: bit.ly/2qiJ4dy
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[@steveholy341]

When you try to explain to your parents why you cannot pause in an online game

[@nouranisami2049]

Ahahaha that comment deserves way more likes

[@idontwanttoputanythinghere4008]

😂😂😂😂

[@jameso17]

Senator I am not aware of that

[@ajmichael00]

😂👏🏽

[@durgaprasad415]

Pause?? 😂😂😂

[@melody_florum]

Senator: when I tell my computer to sleep does it dream Mark: w h a t

[@Orangecatty]

This made me giggle pretty hard out of nowhere lol

[@mcexotics6738]

@@blockbreaker8839 hahaha that would be hilarious if he did tho. Honestly surprised they didnt' ask something similar.

[@rkrkrkrkrk111]

Orangecatty ok booooomer

[@ledezmacinema6675]

If I read the comment do I read it +?

[@Lasurius]

I'm crying! :D

[@chasing_cars6590]

Mark is playing the toughest level in the game of "You laugh,you lose".

[@_kage_]

Underrated comment

[@arunk5895]

@@_kage_ Not really, this exact comment is on every single Zucc/Sundar Vs Congress video. Defo overrated to oblivion

[@_kage_]

@@arunk5895 first time seeing it.

[@saulgoodman1827]

@@_kage_ hes right i keep seeing comments like these too

[@shehrozkhawaja6571]

So true!

[@calvincoolidge7421]

Saying “Your user agreement sucks” to a billion dollar company lol

[@Legend-gv2nx]

It does suck

[@MBSP-gz5rq]

It sucksss

[@kinagrill]

and what was his question? I mean if he don't like hte user agreement, he can send a complaint just like everyone else.

[@zuzukyd]

It is worst to ignore the fact that their user agreement sucks mr.

[@ZoeylaRose]

@@kinagrill i mean he could just not agree ^^

[@charonder]

How this guy look 12 and 30 and an elf all in one

[@obey_forever_mae]

charonder LMAOOO

[@martinlim5510]

@@obey_forever_mae bruh 😂

[@coyusarticus]

R/rareinsults

[@RealManasBose]

Lmaooooooo

[@eightleggedanarchist]

I totally thought that congresswoman was going to ask a Lord of The Rings question when she mentioned the palantir.

[@bluecheese5599]

idk senator im just a lizard

[@Alina-rz5ez]

fortnite isnt good LOL

[@chaithika]

lol

[@oliviaalicja]

Hahahahaha

[@ronyeahright9536]

I'm not sure why that makes sense to me, but it does.

[@SoheniGlamGirl]

Good one

[@Ak-lv6qz]

Imagine Mark saying: can i talk to some that actually unterstand what im talking about

[@jackhenderson2562]

He probably should have, actually nvm they’d prob throw a hissy fit and be assholes

[@E123noman]

Yhea but they would understand what hes doing too so kind of a double edge sword

[@artemis6005]

🤣Lol🤣

[@rizalpambudi4883]

Tony Stark has entered the chat

[@vignesh.n7744]

He sounds like Elon musk on interview with Jack Ma

[@strelokand7306]

Alternative title: Zuckerberg gets bullied by old people.

[@No_name.0103]

Lol

[@joaoalves1804]

True story sure he went to cry on his milionare house afterwards damn it xD

[@knorkys3281]

@@joaoalves1804 the important part is that he cried on the house and not in it because he Build a billion dollar House around his million dollar House.

[@joaoalves1804]

@@knorkys3281 So he built a house, inside another house? what version of sims is he on ? damn

[@elisendadomenjo3223]

Hes gonna go cry in his limo

[@matthewterlouw]

The blonde woman behind him looks like Nicolas Cage

[@fangzhongli2203]

Terlouw XC nailed it

[@CodyCombat]

Terlouw XC Is her name Nicole Page?

[@kappaschlange2784]

Terlouw XC She does tho

[@mufasaversace3052]

Hell nah 😂

[@ririj1234]

BANG OUT OF ORDER 😂😂😂😂😂🚶

[@SebAnders]

"Blink... If you're not a lamp"

[@DucLe-qv3dp]

Anakin Skywalker when mark took down his vpn and use wifi

[@dibassarkar2898]

Anakin Skywalker Just saw the Bad Lip Reading video lol

[@djlunna3604]

😂😂😂 bad lip reading

[@pamelasuarez100]

lol... best comment ever lol

[@forzenfukuroanimations]

He a AI robot probably😂👍

[@archismanchakrabarty9752]

Government: Do you spy on citizens? Mark: Don't you? Government: Shhhh...

[@gnosis8142]

Like the question about the "Global Behemoth", from a US Government person.

[@ahmadaliisah8597]

Imagine these people ruling a country Oh wait...

[@muahmichelle]

Ahmad Ali right !! They’re so stupid

[@nail181]

Mar T They’re not stupid just out of touch. We need younger people. Congress does not accurately represent the majority of The American people.

[@leesteal4458]

Lol

[@daunahaze1725]

Hi

[@sucroseboy4940]

They’re a lot better then a vast majority of Americans are at that job. And besides it’s not like those few people run the country alone. That said America is kinda fucked compared to most other developed countries. And that’s both it’s government but also the people

[@nolives]

"I wanna make sure im not releasing anything confedential" Irony at its finest.

[@MikeRe]

Rob Banx THANK YOU

[@ZilveriCosas]

But you agreed to Facebook they can use your data, so what's wrong?

[@jessiejames7492]

ha ha....thats the damn reason hes there...!

[@aidanmaldonado9922]

BP5M well they admitted to farming data from people who didn't have accounts, so not really

[@Bennysol]

Dan Zeigan yep, I've never made a facebook account in my life. But anytime someone posts a group photo that I'm in and when they put the mouse over the photo my full name pops up next to me in the picture. How the fuck do they have my name and how the fuck do they match my name to me when I'm in somebodys photo? Shit pisses me off too because for years I always told people I'll be in your photo but only if you don't post it to facebook. They always thought I was being paranoid and overdramatic. Well as time went on I found out people were lying to me and posted it on Facebook anyways. And then I eventually found out that when people look at photos that I'm in, my fucking name pops up next to me.

[@superpanda9810]

The chick behind him looks like nick cage I’m too high for this right now mannn

[@TMeek94]

superpanda9810 you just fucked my night up with that comment

[@ataterito-niwa1427]

Omg she does 🙀🙀

[@kurotsukkifangirlxoxo]

superpanda9810 lmaooooo TRYE ST OOPP I CANT UNSEE IT

[@funnyeverlastingskits3504]

superpanda9810 mesquite

[@GrandpaCaleb]

Hahahahaha lmfaoooo

[@YZ450f24]

These are the kinds of people if you told them the internet was closed on the weekend they would believe you

[@edp3202]

Yes! Will open at 8am on Monday

[@vagnersilva5465]

These are the kind of people who'd put a ruler under their pillows to see how long they've slept *Ps: This comment is not original and may contain jokes already told from unknown sources*

[@LloydLynx]

You actually need more likes for that one!

[@cilllee2308]

Well there's already comment like this ones

[@saoirsestark3903]

This comment ohmy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

[@Gave-rf1hr]

Lmao

[@hardikkarelia3783]

Seeing this same comment thrice.

[@efthymiosn3381]

"Can you precisely explain what Internet is, cuz my grandson won't?"

[@nathanabrogena6147]

@Josip can you boomer?

[@leesteal4458]

Lol

[@lilclout5118]

Lmao youre expecting too much from ppl. The answers to some questions sometimes the first search up result and ppl still either a) deny the fact or b) too lazy to search it up because it takes t seconds. Also tons of ppl hate the fact that the US government created ARPANET the building block of the internet for the cold war and they hate the fact that if they hate the US so much they should stop using the internet created by the US

[@ryanmckenna9330]

A connection of computers and servers. These computers and servers make A N E T W O R K. this vast, multilayered network is called the “Internet.” Your computer communicates with these other systems using an IP address. “Internet protocol”. This IP specifies what server you are connecting to, whether it’s an email server or a html game. Data transferred on the internet is split into 2 parts “generally” TCP AND UDP. And you get this data, whatever it is, because the server sent it to you, the client, through a port. Those are the extreme basics. You’re welcome.

[@donthetroof3958]

@Josip a place to catch up on everything caught in the net and just like fishing sometimes you catch some weird stuff that's about as 5th grade that I can explain it

[@vigys9579]

Congressman: "Could you kill someone?" Zucc: "I would never" Congressman: "Not would you, could you?" Zucc:"Technically I could" Congressman: "So you're a murderer"

[@kamalkumar7978]

Pepperoni Hufferoni this is how they forcefully trap someone.😂😂

[@heidilynwolff7513]

Pepperoni Hufferoni LMAO!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@collinwadham6582]

What relevance does this question have? Dark question from a dark mind? I am not on Facebook and never have been. I do not like it. I DO like Mark Zuckerberg. He is not Facebook. There is a management team for that system. He seems to be protecting them.

[@elizabethlucas3233]

hahahahaha

[@donaldtheduck7828]

perfect logic

[@jonathancoy5542]

They need to get a younger council who actually knows how Facebook works and how no one is forced to accept the terms of service or sign up..

[@bakersmileyface]

The real issue is that even people without facebook and that haven't signed the terms of service and haven't signed up are being tracked by facebook too. It picks up things other people have said about you, photos friends have tagged about you, your internet history, things you've clicked on and so on and so forth. Even this video, facebook knows you've watched it. Even if you created an account right now, with a fake name and a fake address etc. Facebook will still know exactly who you are and recommend friends to you that you know. I don't even have facebook and have never had a 'real' account but when I created a fake one, it still recommended that I befriend my parents and friends etc. So the terms of service is BS. Mark Zuckerberg even admitted that they have shadow profiles. Though he said that it'd take a lot of work for someone to use a shadow profile maliciously, it doesn't mean that it's fool-proof and that's still besides the point that it's a complete invasion of privacy that nobody agreed to.

[@Niphiz]

@@bakersmileyface if you never agree to the user agreement, you will not get tracked by fb. youtube is in Google's domain so thats different. about the fake profile now, it tracks close by via gps proximity, and other methods, thats why it suggests relatives.

[@bakersmileyface]

@@Niphiz Shadow profiles and cookies are a lot scarier than you think.

[@Niphiz]

@@bakersmileyface well, I cant say its my field of expertise, but from what I know cookies are what I click,type etc

[@bakersmileyface]

@@Niphiz They also check your search history, IP address, location, other devices connected to you, your phone number, alongside various other information. And also when you agree to cookies, in all likelihood you're agreeing to share that information with various other companies and cookie vendors so that they can tailor advertisements and so on. Most of it is harmless, however cookies do handle a lot of your private data and information and websites don't always provide that data to sources of integrity. A lot of information does get sold to facebook this way too. Not to say facebook necessarily does anything bad with it either, it's just an invasion of privacy as far as I'm concerned. Of course you agree to cookies, so it's your own fault in this front however on pretty much every site cookies are required to use their services. This can be proven if you disable all cookies through your browser and most websites won't give you access. Next time you open up a website and it asks you for cookies, open up the options for the cookies and look through their cookie policy. They often tell you where you a lot about what information they're gathering and where it's going. You'll see just how many different sources are getting your information. You'll also not know of a lot of these places, so google them for some interesting results if you have the time. But even if you don't accept cookies, it still doesn't change the fact that facebook gathers your information through other facebook users. There's nothing you can do about that. And you will never be asked for permission for that information to be gathered and stored.

[@lifedoom2922]

I love how he always refers to them as their profession, but in every sentence

[@juanburgueno3274]

It's called education

[@anickguermonprez1304]

No it’s called stalling so to cut short the allowed time the panel has

[@Zalk00000]

@@anickguermonprez1304 damn, next level Didn't think something like that could be done lol

[@troyjohnson2137]

he has to remind himself that these are people he's supposed to respect

[@lifedoom2922]

@@troyjohnson2137 ain't nobody ask lil bro

[@KpR0dS]

They're asking all the wrong questions, they should be asking whether Zucc is a lizard, a robot, or an alien. Then you'd see how sweaty Zucc would get.

[@dec4dec]

Catota he can’t sweat

[@KpR0dS]

DA_Playz liquid leak?

[@dec4dec]

Catota more likely

[@comradeivan3903]

The technicians are currently working to improve his coolant system, to reduce leaks, especially in front of the Senate.

[@trevortractor]

Just a vampire.

[@product_parade_]

Mark is dealing with people who have never used the internet... Must be frustrating

[@everythingisawesome2903]

Zuckerberg stole his classmates idea, started Facebook using his roommate's funds, then kicked his roommate out of the company and paid off his classmates, then dropped out of university. I think it's clearly obvious who really "understands" technology and who is a fucking poser that got lucky with his stolen website idea.

[@product_parade_]

Ujjwal Uniyal haha you believe that? No idiot could get as far as he has. If others were really the brains they could have rebuilt and beaten him. Bottom line is he is a winner. He will keep winning.

[@Britishwolf89]

They may not understand the internet, but they do understand that private information should remain private in any format and not sold to the highest bidder. There's no excuse, pointing out their flaws doesn't lessen the arguement at all as their knowledge of the internet isn't required or even relevant.

[@product_parade_]

Snake I see where you're coming from and that can seem annoying and scary if your information is sold to the highest bidder. It is still your choice what you out on FB so you could choose not to post... This is also great for small business. They don't have to spend millions of dollars trying to Target the few niche customers. They can spend less and know they are targeting the right people. It's good for business and for the people overall.

[@hector3810]

Snake The Government could care less about our privacy. They do sneaky shit all the time.

[@mihirthacker9771]

*This guy seems intelligent he should make a website or something*

[@nevikgnehz368]

Yea he should make a facebook or something.

[@yoyo-dw3dc]

Original

[@ashgood7368]

Yeah he should

[@gautamkelkar2132]

And then how about buy all the other competitors

[@mk3a]

He should allegedly steal the idea from 2 other students

[@alfredjustindumalagan]

He’s like a Tech Support for them😂

[@jamesbraun9842]

Except Kennedy because he knows the user agreement sucks.

[@llamallama7]

Everything was awkward

[@patbateman4202]

haHAA everything in life is awkward haHAA

[@somerandom39]

Pat Bateman um ok

[@BrokenControllerGami]

Pat Bateman this ain’t twitch chat

[@JonathanCrossland]

I dont want to reveal private information as an excuse to being there for making other peoples data not private. Irony

[@nader3744]

no shit. title says 5 awkward moments.

[@samueltew8348]

he responded like alexa

[@faolawolf8540]

Samuel Tew he IS Alexa!

[@rebeccastephens5851]

Samuel Tew I swear he has a lawyer talking into his ear.

[@loganjenkins7499]

No one: Zuckerberg: *sEnAtOr*

[@lavishkumar9075]

Facts

[@Gumplayer2]

Senator: Mark, just tell me "yes" or "no" Mark: Senator, what do you mean? Senator: just "yes" or "no" Mark: ohh, ok, then no. Senator: No Mark, you should say "Yes"!

[@jameschiri1726]

His AI is starting to malfunction.

[@aaronhinton7601]

Bobyozy needs an update

[@armandosoria7993]

"Insufficient storage"

[@durango-CODEBUILDER]

Starting to? Its _been_ malfunction for years.

[@ch1ll1add.25]

Bobyozy many people think that hes seating on a booster. But hes seating on a charger

[@RochRich.]

Bobyozy Like the FB apps, he gets frequent updates but nothing in them.

[@neiv10]

This is the video definition of *generation gap*

[@alexjones742]

neiv10 not really

[@neiv10]

Rammbock get zucc’d!!

[@Artaxerxes.]

Sheikh Shafayat I don't need that shit coming from a guy who can't spell senator

[@JorgetePanete]

Sheikh Shafayat senators*

[@JorgetePanete]

Sheikh Shafayat edit the comment

[@30tabletteralvedon34]

first guy has probably never touched a computer. he looks like he is dieing

[@tayylorfierce6823]

Dying

[@thetromsky]

"Stanford Analytica..." "..." "..." "..."

[@vanji611]

I get a kick out of the Senator scolding Zuckerberg on his end user agreement when he is part of the Congress that is responsible for the US Income Tax Code. That tax code is currently 73,954 pages (per Google).

[@yaj1v]

Not the only confusing law.

[@hydra1164]

Nolan Armstrong Brian is saying that it’s hypocritical that he is saying the user agreement is long and hard to read when the US Tax Income is almost 74k pages. No American reads 74k pages

[@prerakkalla]

@@hydra1164 no american? I guess no sane person on this earth will sit and say "i will finish this thing off"

[@hydra1164]

Prerak Kalla you right but I said American because I don’t think a U.K. resident would even look at our tax code

[@JustH3LL_]

@@hydra1164 Ctrl+F comes in handy

[@fitness208]

Meanwhile in Hawaii, Tom from Myspace is enjoying his lifelong vacation.

[@sabin97]

we all miss tom.....good old tom

[@philcollins4092]

T Jordan what's Myspace?

[@ekualo08]

He actually is an avid photographer now. He takes some really picturesque pics from his vacationing around the world on that myspace money.

[@AdaWongFanofc]

Fuck Tom that peice of shit didn't secure his site and my email got hacked

[@andrewgeier83]

Didn't Facebook buy out MySpace for like a billion dollars?

[@thestopgobber8631]

Being drunk makes watching this so much more entertaining... idk about anyone else but this is so fun to watch

[@carnivoroussprite652]

1:47 Senator Richard J Durbin’s point was actually clever and probably one of the best moments of this system of law.

[@pantsuslayer8631]

ohh! with your comment i think i understood his point, thanks

[@AyyyC]

Yes, love how it went right over Zuckerbergs head too

[@minus3dbintheteens60]

He said no because he isn't so stupid as to post online that he stayed in a hotel, like it's something he needs congratulations for. KZbin is the *only* social media where the content isn't just "I'm awesome, look and me and what I have/did, your garbage, FU"

[@SleepySkull1]

"Mr. Zuckerberg, What is the internet?" -"Waa......?" - Mark Zucc

[@netbookeater]

I need this on a t-shirt.

[@kamehamegamer]

"I'm not aware of that"

[@beognis9412]

Just say "Look at 4chan"

[@soulsreaper7145]

yeah those senators really have no clue what there even trying to get at, I don't even think they really understand what facebook is

[@Daemon1995_]

theyre clearly from the past generation

[@beanman1760]

The awkward thing is that they talked to a lizard for hours on end without noticing.

[@a.o.g9574]

Im sayin

[@whatthisjokerrossuptonow]

😂

[@axellopez8860]

Modern Vegan congrats you played yourself

[@SignificantPressure100]

Andrew C you don't know what the definition of a troll, you have low IQ than average, you dumbfuck.

[@callumjames84]

Modern Vegan oh fuck off

[@JV-df9em]

“Now, when I cancel my Facebook, do I get my face back? Or do you keep it? Please answer the question. Secondly, how many faces do you currently store in the clouds, and where do you find room for them all?”

[@b1akn3ss93]

“World war one was aweful, do you agree”? “Yes” “Well, why are we here then”

[@water7762]

because we are beautiful !

[@robertventura2177]

Well, looks like it's time for the "Social Network 2".

[@GantzIsSloppy]

YOU BETTER LAWYER UP...oops too later for that

[@LawF250]

Back to MySpace.

[@donjtrump]

Lmao spider man comes back for THE WHOLE THING

[@badrikhadka7430]

Robmeister kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2WYlJKojq1-gKc

[@lennartelbin4259]

Robmeister More like 'The Social Network: Resurgence'

[@northsideloco1349]

He answers like Siri

[@DucLe-qv3dp]

Northside Loco she thinks you cheating

[@dimly2002]

I can’t imagine myself,being smart,having to answer questions on the spot by well known politicians (assuming) and being recorded whilst having an articulate and deliberate answer lmao

[@luisma2548]

he is siri

[@xoboi2711]

he’s a bot

[@bigmanbigman2544]

XO boi a rich bot

[@iceseic]

Mark: Senator: *Swahili*

[@ajdn2013]

Senator : i have accepted those damn cookies, but ive still not been delivered Mark : whut!

[@denachtconducteur7070]

Do these people even know how wifi works xD

[@nowonmetube]

Who does actually?

[@Sweeti924]

😂😂😂

[@lawlzerderp7136]

@@nowonmetube I like to think I know enough about it... but if there was any job that I applied for involving something in-depth about Wi-Fi, I'd only be able to say "slightly more than the average person, no more"

[@crazyphoenix5977]

I doubt that....

[@liamm7958]

Dumb hahaha

[@stulosophy]

A lawmaker complaining about the complexity of Facebook's user agreement. That's rich.

[@StrangerToEarth]

Haha...snap.

[@ishitarawat9475]

The Drunken Philosopher 👍👍

[@lucrichard3662]

They don't give a shit about whether or not people understand Facebook's user agreement. Congress is just putting on a show.

[@lucrichard3662]

I'm not missing a point. If you think anyone in the US congress has concerns and wants to put Facebook on trial for sharing your private information you're beyond stupid. Congress does not give a fuck about their citizens data, they try to appropriate as much funding as possible to break into databases for their citizens data.

[@federalwhippingboy]

Alexa Wolfheart You don't understand how the system works, perhaps. It's originally proposed by one person and then everyone tweaks it a little and when it goes through it's completely unrecognizable as what it originally was. It's seldom purposefully written to be confusing, and usually if it is it's thrown out as a ploy to trick the other senators.

[@znull3356]

Jokes aside, the most interesting part of this was when Palantir was brought up. It's like if this was a mob hearing and they asked about another made man, Zucc went full omerta.

[@henriettashalansky3096]

2:03 Dude really thought he did something there...

[@JWPSmith21]

I mean... He kind of did... I just don't think he realized that he did... Zuck wouldn't feel comfortable with people having open access to his data, and personal information, because there's no telling what harm they might do, or how they might "target" him. Just as Cambridge Data Analytica had done to FB users, because Facebook didn't protect its user's data or how they might be targeted from mass analytic extractions. He was so close to making a good point, but didn't quite get there.

[@MachineManGabb]

@@JWPSmith21 second on this

[@rickyrichard3972]

Zuckerberg looks like he's aged 10 years in 2 weeks!

[@KellerCRD]

You saw him 2 weeks ago?

[@lucacastelli9612]

Never thought about how many hours he would have spent with experts of communication, carisma, and body language? He is "alone" against the whole american congress

[@RubyJamez]

Well yea, I get frustrated after 15 min of introducing grandma to Skype, and this men had to explain all internet to a dozen of elders for several days, I am surprised he didn't just flipp that table in despair

[@thewiz412]

Prescription pills

[@TM-pj7yu]

And awkwardly pale. His posts show a pinkish, boy charm, here he appears stressed and ghastly.

[@jemuel2315]

5 awkward moments? ONLY?! I thought the WHOLE thing was AWKWARD! 😅😂

[@shameydaking6300]

The Purple One even

[@meghnamakemusic]

True

[@Hello-ss1tu]

The Purple One true

[@shrishmakaranjit3255]

The Purple One yeah I mean

[@sonofsam9564]

I almost interpreted it the same way but after further review I was able to pinpoint 5 milliseconds of uninterrupted, regular, non awkward time intervals.. none of which Zuckerberg was in.

[@alan00864]

The first senator Patrick J. Leahy made a special cameo in Batman the Dark Knight. He's the man who tells Joker "We're not intimidated by thugs".

[@jonahharris9466]

I feel like I’m watching the bee movie court hearing

[@gorbulas]

44 senators prove they are too old, mark proves he has been coached well on how to reply, .... no body learns anything

[@com.passionatebitch]

gorbulas unfortunately, people are to busy being entertained by how much he's pressured, than to at least notice the amount of professionalism he's maintained. But that probably doesn't matter

[@Guest-de6xm]

gorbulas mark Los miserably

[@enfiestado]

For real haha that first guy looks like he’s a fucking skeleton

[@phayzyre1052]

Gorbulas, Zuckerberg created this monster called Facebook, he should be able to know how to reply. If Zuckerberg has to be "coached" then all it proves is he doesn't know shit from shoe polish!

[@kjb223_]

gorbulas exactly

[@Arthur-Silva]

He’s a robot.

[@simonreview2756]

Art Silva exactly

[@misterman9523]

*Reptilian

[@Randomguy-wd5lw]

Robot or reptillian? maybe a reptillian cyborg?

[@skittledee1232]

Art Silva he looks like an insect to me!

[@simonreview2756]

Random guy shut up

[@Wd40RecklessEngineer]

2:14 "Im too dumb to use the English language correctly, please make your user agreement compatible with my undeveloped mind."

[@doop00]

Senator: Yes we collect all data from our users and sell it to the highest bidder, ehm sorry I mean we do not do that, and you can follow up with us later.

[@colemanchristy2770]

1:52 zuc.exe has stopped working.

[@themadlad8483]

He didn't have a smart remark for that one

[@kilala3815]

You can hear him glitching

[@crazyphoenix5977]

The question is too awkward to ans

[@Patrick-jj5nh]

Last senator is clueless... "tell us China sucks" ... "senator my wife is chinese american" "oh"

[@mynameisdrpat]

murican spirit is strong with this one

[@iahz88]

I think China currently has more opportunities for entrepreneurs than the US, including the IT industry

[@iahz88]

He didn't take the bait because it is simply not true that success stories such as Facebook can only occur in the US. There are plenty of high profile IT companies in China and other countries that came out of even more humble backgrounds than Zuckerberg's dorm

[@nathan121852]

Sith'ari Azithoth first, she is more American than Chinese. Have you heard her speak it?? Jesus fucking Christ it’s poor. Second, the question the senator asked was clearly used to smear China. He’s baiting that the free market, etc etc and the philosophies that coincide with the “American Dream” where a guy from a “Dorm room to global internet behemoth” is better than China. He’s not JUST fisihfin for appraisal of America, he could’ve easily left China out and still made a point. The point was to fish out an attack against China, to see how Zukerburg’s stance on his eye on China. Just... stick to reporting to Papa Palpatine

[@jackklnet2458]

I can't find this part omg. Where is it??

[@rachaeldubose4143]

Its giving the 2023 tiktok ceo meeting as well.

[@tjbektashi2131]

The guy behind zuckerberg looks like hes holding a fart the whole time

[@chickenshieee]

Hahahaha

[@UNKNOWNN713]

I thought the same 😆

[@THESHOWSTOPPER]

@@chickenshieee 🤣🤣🤣

[@danklord694]

Senator: *asks a question* Zucc: Ughh... *mind.exe has stopped working* *Rebooting system* No absolutely no *mind.exe is rebooting now* Senator I'm not aware of that

[@JorgetePanete]

Dank Lord 69 learn how to use punctuation

[@DoktorKrok]

Hahahahahahahaha hilarious!!!

[@michealmcveigh]

Prashanth Murali that’s bullshit and you know that.

[@Glitchedx3D]

haHAA!

[@user-dm5wg7xg1r]

hahahahaha😄

[@msavic88]

'Senator im not aware of that'... looks down real quick.. lol such trustworthy human movements

[@oyounes5945]

thecooked chef Underrated comment

[@davidazinger5639]

good point

[@lovelooslivideos]

thecooked chef yep obvious lie.

[@JorgetePanete]

thecooked chef Senator, I'm*

[@lovelooslivideos]

Jorge C. M. Oh look here. A spelling Nazi. You must be so smart and above everyone else.

[@MegaSaodat]

D: “Would you share the names of the people you messaged?” Z: “I choose not to do it publicly” D: “ I think that is what this is all about” 👏

[@dhruvyeah]

This type of comedy shows should be held everyweek.

[@shaan_1296]

*Senators are high AF*

[@omairsheikh3982]

Just a regular Tuesday

[@snappynappy7953]

Old AF and DUMB AF and Stupid AF

[@idiot20037]

*old

[@onee]

It's not "awkward". His lawyers just told him to STFU and deny everything.

[@RetroPlus]

onee Best choice.

[@tracystar7342]

He doesn't want to be sensored but he sensors everyone else

[@Tazzer1506]

Senator: Mark can u turn your phone on Mark: yes senator I can do that. Senator: Well I think we have found the problem

[@manusuryan3013]

That last guy tho.

[@manusuryan3013]

curb your comment well well well, look who it is.

[@manusuryan3013]

curb your comment I thought you only watch curb memes😂

[@emmabila3480]

yep my senator :(

[@plasticwrapcharlie]

What about him? He's wrong.

[@sumlatinkid]

nahhhh i wanna see the curb meme someone link!

[@MrChuy0394]

Make it easier for the average American to read. Disclaimer: the average American doesn't read. Nevertheless a user agreement they only click Accept.

[@69xxmiiikexx86]

they're our elderly, be kind, they think because they dont understand something then no one else will either

[@alexanderviolinist]

No matter if they read or not at the end, the lawyer will read. Thats what the terms of use are for, for the lawyer

[@MrChuy0394]

@@alexanderviolinist but he CLEARLY says : the average American not the average Lawyer. I assume he means everyday people like you and me. But I get your point.

[@gasbaroni]

​@@69xxmiiikexx86 Zoomers are the dumbest generation of them all, they think they know everything because they're lobotomized by social media and the internet.

[@ducminhduong9873]

@@gasbaroni well, they are the youngest of them all too. The generations who are 25-35 will always be the most well-informed and mature.

[@tankinator451]

Kennedy was still out here spitting facts tho “Tell your lawyers to write the user agreement in English that the average person can understand” I feel like that should be standard with all companies

[@monojitchatterjee3185]

No. Agreements are legal documents and they have to be technical so that they cover all loopholes.

[@rando4036]

"Only in America.... AM I RITE>?!>?!>!>£"?">$>"$"£"" Um, it's the internet dude. There are no borders. If I make a successful social media site, it makes absolutely zero difference on location.

[@Dragonofshame]

Stupid question and as an Alaskan i was a little peeved that my representative would ask something like that... then he at least tried to make a joke out of it. Better than these other clowns, so OK.

[@charlesndungu9931]

LMAO this is like trying to explain to grandmother who is in a village how a laptop works

[@feebeedoc78]

charles Ndungu What an original comment.

[@smallmoneysalvia]

So grandma deserves to lose her right to privacy because she doesn’t understand computers?

[@daveydavedave]

soupisgdfood it's not about how they work.. it's about giant corporations cashing in our information to advertisers or worse, an enemy.. Maybe it's the young that doesn't get it.

[@EveelGabe]

Unless she publicly shared it

[@Olderaccount17]

It's not about deserving, but grandma doesn't get to complain about losing her right to privacy if she agreed to Terms and Conditions she didn't read and/or understand, or if she shared something publicly.

[@fluffy_pants_6148]

Senator: "Do you know what Facebook is?" Mark: "Senator I have no idea."

[@ErnolDawnbringer]

"I am not aware of that"

[@Sausager]

Senator- "can you tell me someone's texts?" Zucc- "probably not in public" Senator- *"ok but no"*

[@sadboiralf7523]

I came here from binge watching bad lip readings and I couldn’t make out if this was real or not 😂😂😂😂

[@gready5435]

Zuckerberg definitely brought his forehead game with him

[@Muselover1992]

Humberto Ferrer Lmao 😂

[@crosses101]

Good one u SOB 😁

[@JamieBaird67]

Humberto Ferrer forhead game was strong for sure. Lol.

[@Chebab-Chebab]

"Your user agreement sucks.' 'I'm glad you're being objective there, senator.' "You have to write it so the average American understands it.'' 'In crayon?'

[@emmanotsostrong]

Gotta love my senator...

[@1990imani]

Horny Aleks Americans*

[@roybm3124]

Then it must be 5 sentences maximum.

[@bicyclemanNL]

WRITE IT IN CAPIITALS ??? Not shouting, just, well, saying/typing

[@koober_]

Yeah that was a dumb thing to suggest. I don't think the problem is that the content of the user agreement is bad or unfair (though it might be), the problem is that people don't read it at all yet continue to use the service and don't expect consequences. If they're gonna use that service, it's on them to be prepared for any collateral, and if they're not, they should just not use it in the first place.

[@joromo]

When the smartest kid in the room destroys the old wise men.

[@jennycasakadosh]

omgthe beginning :'D i am trying to find a video i wont be scared with to watch but each time it starts i swear

[@5Siver]

Is it an obligation to say Senator before every sentence there?

[@Alina-rz5ez]

5Siver I was wondering the same thing

[@illogicallogic2039]

5Siver I was about to comment the same but didnt know how to spell the name senator

[@Meheecan13]

Its not, that's just zuccs programmig

[@5Siver]

it's very painful to the ears though

[@carminica2846]

5Siver nope

[@nvisi0ns]

1:56 That guy on the far right LMAO

[@spkoftdvl]

Waaaat jjajaja

[@ramkumarsharma3126]

😂

[@rusitoexplorador]

_ _ | _____

[@divyabansiwal6433]

🤣🤣🤣

[@i.pezzotti853]

He’s feeling the cringe

[@harshbharti1089]

When Senator said : " You go back home and rewrite it " Me : 😂😂😂😂

[@iluvmyswamp7948]

They dug out the first guy from his grave just for this.

[@anthonyroberts6839]

This reminds me when Tony Starks had go in front of Congress about his iron man suit. 😂

[@juicyfruitjay]

anthony roberts take away all of Stark’s charm, bravado, swagger, wit...then yeah I sort of see it...

[@therealb888]

omg he's the exact opposite!

[@WTFMannyxFTW]

No... if Elon musk was here, it would be like Tony Stark

[@seirachan1575]

lol

[@anthonyroberts6839]

Trevor Harris 😂 So true!

[@danielgottschalk8653]

"Senator im not aware of that." *looks down*

[@Zzucia]

Daniel Gottschalk - That proves nothing.

[@sh0cktim3]

Proves his penis is small and he can't lie and look you in the eyes

[@Am-gm4uy]

".... there's a racoon"

[@TimmyTurner421]

sh0cktim3 or he just looked down

[@djninja2425]

Senator: So when i turn on my computer does it get aroused? Mark:....huh?

[@esucil]

The user agreement and which hotel did u stay in was on point

[@jimmygrant3212]

“Uh I’m not aware” key word for uh I know but I’m not sure what to say.

[@sdb3068]

Jimmy Grant no it’s keyword for yes because he can’t say no

[@eatcarpet]

It's keyword for yes but if I say no, then I would be caught lying.

[@hunter-dx1gg]

*he a robot still in the progress of being built he can only process so much information at one time*

[@nicd7158]

Huntcr m8 what would be messed up is if he was really a robot and short circuited right there from over processing lol Everyone would of dropped their jaw and been like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[@nicholascortez728]

I see you are trying to use your shtoyle over my shtoyle

[@highswagaming]

Nic D nut what if just wat if he really is and sum others in the room are robots too bro just think

[@abhaynath5833]

Senetor : Your user agreement sucks. Mark : Don't read it then.

[@mocatree]

These politicians were rude and ignorant. He was being respectful and they were speaking down to him as if he were some misbehaving 12 year old.

[@erzan]

"Only in America" The absolute arrogance of a comment. As if the USA is the only place in the world home to multi billion companies. You say Apple, I say Samsung.

[@TM-pj7yu]

I❤Samsung

[@riripari2042]

Ikr? 😂 I'm american myself, but even I can admit that we have serious competition from other companies and that people hailing from those countries can become just as successful.

[@turtato2155]

Only in Earth

[@ayushpriyadarshi1688]

I say google

[@samajlo4336]

@@riripari2042 US is the best country in the world.

[@krisisnkaos]

Sen. Leahy looks and sounds like he’s about to croak.

[@monstermushmush]

krisisnkaos lol

[@Camilo19832001]

He needs to

[@fissilewhistle]

Nathan Wind ?? Leahy is 78.

[@Beun007]

you mean hallucinate...?

[@omkaracharya395]

Like Don Corleone, the godfather

[@christinosim]

Senator: go rewrite ur essay

[@Gesreg]

Senator: *Ok last question, what is an internet?*

[@richardlosonczi9482]

To be honest guys, Facebook is an option. and this is the fucking point here. When they ask if he was comfortable sharing where he stayed in a hotel or who he spoke to last week, he was given the option to answer, or not to answer. You are given this option every single time you share anything about yourself on social media. No one fucking forces you to put it out in the open where you are or who your girlfriend is, or where you work. You CHOOSE to do it.

[@Xxtictoc1216xX]

Richard Losonczi haha I know people act like Facebook is copying their brains thoughts without their consent. And all the people who say Facebook is selling your name and email to other companies...well they probably are but about every other company has too I bet you didn’t start getting spam in your email just after making a Facebook account. So pretty much in are society today your name and email is everywhere unless your a rat under a rock or something

[@niandraladie2953]

This is EXACTLY what I thought when he was asked the question about his hotel! The word "comfortable" really stood out to me. 🖒

[@shabana612]

But does it provide any option to leak our details on sale??

[@z.deutch1334]

Mohammad Alam - no, but data security experts have been warning us FOR YEARS that anything you put online is likely online forever. *People need to accept some level of personal responsibility for what information they put online!* I have friends who complain about the leak, but have their FB accounts on public view, share _everything_ about their lives, doesn't give a rat's ass about checking their privacy preferences and willing to give out their real names, phone number, and DOB for identity theft. I have personally told them anything they share means strangers will know - which includes FB data. They know the risks. I also have friends who don't have FB accounts or ones who never reveal anything personal on FB, because they know the risks and would rather not be voluntary over-sharers.

[@IgorDz]

Ikr. Damned Equifax sabotaged my financial information, which I did not even agree to be collected in a first place, but news about that fade out within a week. But facebook holiday pictures and my email adress seems to be a bigger deal

[@rjmac3001]

All jokes aside I think he's a pretty smart guy that just has a full plate and is stressed the fuck out

[@Studio2770]

Yeah plus I don't see this whole thing as FB's fault. Their terms were violated, they didn't violate them.

[@Studio2770]

Susan Pereira right wingers should praise that. Survival of the fittest in economics.

[@Krolted]

Susan Pereira ur complaining about Facebook and privacy but ur still using google and KZbin?

[@ggoddkkiller1342]

FB is just a start! Google, KZbin, Apple etc shortly vast majority of companies are feeding other companies with user data for decades. FB just got targeted thanks to the scandal not becuase it is the only company which does this shit and all you see is just a show for stupid people. At the end FB will get hundreds of million dolars bill and there is a possiblity Zuckerberg will loose his control on his company. Then other companies will instantly update their user agreements according to new data privacy rules and act like they never ever did such a thing...

[@murraycurry9552]

He’s a lizard

[@PokeGamer025]

2:34 “Write it in non-Swahili” cracked me up hard and “Write it in a way the average American can understand” makes Senator Kennedy the only one of these senators I wholeheartedly agree with

[@ashishshukla2229]

Title should be renamed as : "Zuckerberg gets bullied by old people"