5 HILARIOUS Card Reads from Series 13 | Would I Lie To You?

[@kevdubbleyou]

James Acaster is top drawer, but the Asim Chaudhry story is also a belter 😂

[@LoneKharnivore]

8:45 A sapper is a military engineer. They originally dug tunnels, or saps, under castle walls.

[@corbeau-_-]

sapper comes from french sapeur - undermine. In military terms it has become somewhat of an engineer. Sappe is also a spade - a digger basically. It was also about moving towards the castle without having to worry all that much, in a trench - by digging. It's also why moats become popular. Try sapping that!!

[@wharnie8]

I once met Jo Brand and she gave me a toy that swore every time you pressed the button

[@fionafoyer8659]

😂😂😂😂 that's too funny ... she's my kind gal

[@wharnie8]

@ oh I forgot to mention I was 9 lol makes it even better and funnier 😂

[@notme222]

Greg really pushed it with the claim of catching. If he'd said the shot wasn't even close I might have believed him.

[@vladimirimp]

25 foot distance in Greg’s story was the evidence that convinced me. That’s a very small playground!

[@mediapark101]

Has there ever been a love as pure and true as that between Victoria Coren and David Mitchell?

[@helenbartoszek243]

Yes, I can think of two. Robert (singer and writer of The Cure ) and his wife Mary. They met in high school, became boyfriend and girlfriend at the age of 14 and married in their early 20's ( 22, I think). Both are in their late 60's now and I would imagine it would not be easy to keep a marriage going when the band does a lot of touring. He only speaks about the music in interviews, never their private life. That's probably one of the reasons their marriage has lasted. The second one I can think of is John Lydon and his wife Nora. John in his younger years was known as Johnny Rotten, singer and one of the writers from the Sex Pistols. He met Nora (who was German) when he was 19 and she was 37 and they married when he was 21 and she was 39. Sadly, Nora died 2 years ago from Alzheimers and he looked after her at home till the end. There are 2 photos of them (different occasions) where he is looking at her adoringly and with total love in his eyes.

[@cheshirecat888]

Yes. The love between me and chocolate

[@cacauldr]

(@helenbartoszek243) The fact that you chose to make an effort, regardless of the ephemeral nature of social media, put a smile on this day's face. Thank you for your kindness and best to you.

[@cacauldr]

(@helenbartoszek243) The fact that you chose to make an effort, regardless of the ephemeral nature of social media, put a smile on this day's face. Thank you for your kindness and best to you.

[@kimhewer1479]

They are my favourite couple❤

[@angemaidment5640]

“I’m ashamed to say…” Greg was not ashamed 🤣🤣🤣

[@iagree5313]

Brilliant 😂😂❤❤

[@kimhewer1479]

David is always having a go at Henning 😂 listen to the unbelievable truth

[@hebrewmeadow295]

American here that needs some clarification. Is "fancy dress" describing something like "fantasy clothing"? To my mind, fancy clothing is black tie or cocktail... not wearing a sheet like a toga or coming to a party dressed like a fireman

[@laraf-b]

yes kind of! 'fancy dress' is sort of like a costume, so not necessarily fantasy

[@mitalichinmulgund8679]

Fancy dress is like Halloween dress-up. Coming like some character.

[@hebrewmeadow295]

@@mitalichinmulgund8679 @laraf-b thank you! I absolutely love UK panel shows and I'm learning new words all the time. And now I'm just laughing at what it would look like for the average American to hear, "Take the tube and come to the party I'm having in my garden. Bring your catapult, it will go with my fancy dress." 🤣🤣🤣

[@mitalichinmulgund8679]

@hebrewmeadow295 as children, fancy dress parties were quite popular, though most of us simply dressed as kings and queens way back then 😅. Or had a gun and were hunters, a big hat you were a cowboy, a bald wig, made you gandhi!

[@hebrewmeadow295]

@@mitalichinmulgund8679 😂😂

[@benjefferson2557]

Jo Brand! ❤

[@TheDillinger123]

Big ❤ for Jo, she’d make a great Aunt

[@queenbeecanadas]

She's a legend

[@Phil_Cleaver]

There is the possibility that the barber in question was Rose Matafeo, Junior Taskmaster. Your time starts now!

[@NegerKim]

She's that unfunny one with the curls, right?

[@dhgldskj]

I was thinking about that too!

[@ShanghaiHiHai]

Gutted Jo doesn't appear to be making an appearance on the series that has just started to air!

[@benjefferson2557]

Agreed

[@KackieJennedy]

How do you know?

[@ShanghaiHiHai]

@@KackieJennedy They published the guest list

[@habiladam6363]

​@@ShanghaiHiHai Who's on it this year?

[@TheJazzzter]

​@@ShanghaiHiHaiWhere? Do you have a link to share?

[@Jennifer-yz8xw]

I ❤ WILTY

[@notme222]

My understanding is that "Sappers" are the engineers whose job is getting the rest of the troops through.

[@CrystalisQ]

My understanding is that they blow up walls or dig tunnels under them. But yes, they do get the rest of the troops through via demolitions of enemy fortifications.

[@notme222]

@@CrystalisQ I think they also build bridges as well. So not just demolitions.

[@PowerSpirit50]

My understanding is that they sap the life out of unwitting travellers through the use of vines.

[@serisak]

Well the windows in my school were sliding windows and they absolutely opened all the way. But I mean, if the children are trying to jump out the window, maybe there's a problem with the school? Maybe solve that problem instead of just making it more like a prison. That's like your dog shitting on the carpet, so you put super glue on it's arse hole.

[@lornmoulinie7103]

Our windows opened the whole way and kids DID jump out the windows

[@pietro160775]

🤣❤️

[@Diamond_Skies]

I hate the new design of the thumbnails SO MUCH.

[@MKBergen]

A very strong opinion on something that ultimately doesn't matter ;-)

[@KackieJennedy]

I'm with you on this. It's like made by amateur content creators who wanna boost the view count with shite clickbait thumbnails

[@Diamond_Skies]

@@MKBergen It does matter for clicks and how you present as a legitimate channel.

[@Diamond_Skies]

@@KackieJennedy Looks like it was made by a dude living in his grandma's basement! 😄

[@omesh5710]

First!! Yay

[@barneyhill1074]

Second!! Whoop

[@NeungView]

The rest of us have a life...

[@HartlandOrchard]

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[@malahammer]

How old are you?

[@johnh1252]

A life watching repeats of wilty 3:43 ​@@NeungView