5 Hilarious Greg Davies Stories | Best of Greg Davies | Would I Lie to You? | Banijay Comedy

Enjoy a handful of tall tales from the Taskmaster himself: Greg Davies.
0:00 - Greg Davies: "I once caused an injury to one man whilst getting a different man to say the word 'vegetables'."
5:17 - Greg Davies: "I once invented a language so I could speak to my sister in secret. I even gave this language its own name."
8:57 - "Gareth was the rickshaw driver I once paid to pedal me home. By the time we got home, he was so exhausted I let him stay on my sofa."
15:15 - Greg Davies: "At school, I invented a game called Snorkel Parka Music Practice Room."
19:40 - Greg Davies: "For my first term at university, I rented a bathroom in a student house and slept in the bathtub every night."
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[@billyeveryteen7328]

I love how he's the complete antithesis of Bob Mortimer. Bob will throw in a bunch of nonsense details to make every story sound like a lie, whereas Greg throws in a bunch of specific details to make you think the story is true even when it's not.

[@apk4381]

But adding "nonsense" to a story surely turns it into a lie? Since you are adding things in that arent true?

[@craigporter4539]

Doesn't everyone love the Gulf Stream?

[@n0oOoO]

@@apk4381 yeah except for the fsct that the nonsense is true and bob mortimer is actually insane

[@85UKDan]

@@n0oOoO He does sometimes add stuff that didn't happen to true stories like the animatronic hand lion

[@ILuvAyeAye]

@@85UKDan The animatronic hand lion was real! Reddit found something that looks convincingly similar at least.

[@1999hellboyable]

Rob’s quick wit is underrated, the bit about “you’re very big aren’t you is gold”

[@09juliancarr]

Also the “you’re a very good actor” and Rob’s reply “well……”. Also “we’re all BAFTA nominated” were brilliant!!!

[@steveharrison76]

@@09juliancarrI was going to say that too 😂 it was amazing

[@TonyTheYouTuba]

7:16 Greg’s sheer uncontainable joy at the ridiculousness of David Mitchell saying “Coushoon” is a wonderful thing

[@djnifos]

I've watched him tell that vegetables story at least 10 times by now and I still laugh.

[@iambiggus]

Same 🤣

[@randombutspecific]

Greg's best quality is how he feeds off everyone's energy and contributes so much to the general merriment with those big belly laughs

[@TimeLady128]

The Austrian teacher going "is everybody here" is such a German and Austrian thing to say. Almost all of my teachers were asking us that instead of counting. We almost lost 3 students on the way back from a trip when the doors on one of the cars in the underground were faulty and would not open at our stop. We had to go one further and find our way back. This was before everyone and their cat had a mobile phone, by the way.

[@RinN3-.]

That’s hilarious 😂 👏

[@minniewinnie4868]

I totally agree 😂 20 years ago on a school trip. They left me at a Truckstop in Lyon/France, but they showed up again, after an hour. Of course it was my fault, said the teacher, because she asked in the bus "is everybody here" and I thought to myself "damn, adults are f*** stupid"

[@htmc2022]

Everyone & their cat 😂 had a mobile phone ❤😂❤

[@iambiggus]

"Awwww SCHEISSE!!!" is one of those lines that is funny in the delivery, and then gets even funnier as you think about the context.

[@Danieljordan2]

The “Vegetable story” is for sure the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Brittish comedy is superb.

[@SemolinaBee]

The "Fecal Jackson Pollock" does it for me...

[@thememaster7]

Greg's Rickshaw lie is up there with Claudia Winkleman's labelling people with animals story. No hesitation whatsoever.

[@PaquetasCar2147]

The comedic chemistry between Rob Brydon & Greg Davies is a delight to observe. It's clearly there but is wonderfully understated.

[@kb9102]

I love how Greg looks normal sized next to Richard Osman 😅

[@seanjosephhayes]

Why did they go lie for the vegetables story when he kept enthusiastically and embarrassingly adding more details while genuinely creasing up laughing? 😂

[@CJ-ft9yo]

I’ll never get that they said lie !

[@pbondcasa]

It was actually a truth.

[@seanjosephhayes]

@@pbondcasa Hence my question based on how Greg had answered everything.

[@Tjs736]

“We’re better than that “. You can take the man out of the classroom but you can’t take the classroom out of the man

[@bigbowlowrong4694]

Yeah, you can just tell that was one of his go-to lines standing in front of a class lol

[@user-wt1eo9ho7i]

He is hilarious and has had a very interesting life, especially as a teacher.

[@Canuckmom128]

I ADORE British Comedy. Greg is a freakin LEGEND, and I think a big part of his ability to make you LYAO is that he used to be a “normal guy”, who was a Teacher. That stays with you and informs your act in many ways…mainly that you never want to go back there 🤣 Awesome. !

[@LymanGreen]

Completely agree on all points. I’d put Greg on my top 10 list of comics without a doubt.

[@juliestevens0426]

I love Greg Davies. He's hysterical

[@youya3.0]

I wish I'd had Greg as a teacher 😅

[@jaymac7203]

British humour is unmatched 😭😭 lol 😂

[@veronicahammond5550]

I love Greg Davies 😂

[@permos]

I absolutely adore this man, he’s 😂. I wish I could meet him once over a candlelight dinner 😊❤

[@helenarnold6985]

His teacher stories are so REAL

[@williamfence566]

Childhood regret that Greg wasn't my teacher during school years

[@jasonhare8540]

I don't know if it's in the spirit of this game but this story is true 🤣

[@lukewatson1977]

I can just tell if I went out for beers with Greg I'd end waking up tied by my feet, upside down hanging from an electricity tower with my credit card and mobile phone sellotaped to my arse, accompanied with a note saying "Hehehehe!".

[@Si74l0rd]

I can imagine Bob playing Snorkel Parka Music Practice Room, I'm surprised he hasn't played it before to be honest!

[@lisasoar8448]

"Two lampposts" 😂😂😂. Love Rob Brydon ♥️. 14:16.

[@synthonaplinth5980]

"Where did he put his rickshaw?" OMG, hahaha

[@maryrosekent8223]

OMG, Greg’s outrageous story made me laugh so hard that I’ve peed my pants

[@Valkyrie0801]

COUSHON!! ahahahaha i love Greg Davies. The new tv show The Cleaner where hes a crime scene cleaner is hilarious❤

[@Littlebit1031]

I’ll look for that! Greg is too funny!

[@carolgarland3282]

I’m looking forward to it

[@fionajones8231]

I love Greg Davies. Laffin out loud keeping my dog up! :D

[@merlapittman5034]

Greg is not quite Bob Mortimer hilarious, but he's awfully close! 😂😂😂

[@liesn1926]

Hilarious! I love Greg Davies.

[@TaureanTrish]

I love Greg. 'Man Down' is brilliant! Never laughed so hard. :))

[@goldeneddie]

21:22 if Greg's flat had 'a giant 1970s sofa' why didn't he sleep on that instead of the sofa?

[@KellyDurgan]

My favorites are Gareth and the one with his mum Pauline

[@ShortMan_123]

Did no one think to ask Greg why he didn’t just sleep on the sofa in the house haha

[@piratescove4]

Plot twist: it was the Language Teacher who asked him to come over and watch Netflix. Then we were given the wonderful Bad Dong video. Comedy genius Mr. Taskmaster.

[@nicolem2103]

Snorkel Parka Music Practice Room game makes me laugh every time I watch this

[@NbSkaz]

23:15- 23:26 such an underrated joke from Rob Brydon lol

[@jonr4164]

Playing poker against Greg Davies would be the ultimate ante up to this show. He is so freaking good.

[@punkinuk1]

Phil: You're the skip, you've got the armbands Marcus: Do you get armbands if you're a captain? Phil: Only if you can't swim Makes me proud to be British.

[@OfficialFingazMC]

Greg's best stuff is on WILTY. Most people's best stuff are tbh. Love it.

[@polycrystallinecandy]

"You're very big, aren't you 😏😘"

[@rhondawebb3469]

Very funny man!! Trying to imagine him as a teacher !!! LOL

[@needaccount94]

Definitely a different style of teacher than the one he played on Inbetweeners

[@tajdancer]

I've watched this vid many times and it always makes me laugh.

[@Mark-oy9lw]

Brilliant 😂😂😂

[@graemeadamson7272]

Such a good story telker , Gregg . Love it❤

[@vivienneoneill5400]

I love this guy.❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@Nursiie]

Greg Davies is hilarious!

[@danjames4086]

Before he put his hand up I guessed this game has Bob Mortimer written all over it.

[@IvoryB]

I need an episode with Bob Mortimer and Greg Davies on the same team. Does that exist?

[@JonJobOnzo]

Snorkel Parka rhymes with We Do Beg Your Pardon

[@Cookie-ri9pz]

Kenny from South Park. With his parka & eyes showing. 😂

[@madonnasanta6794]

His made up language made me cry with laughter...KUSHONNNNN

[@miaschannelforcommenting]

some part of me believes that the rickshaw story was FULLY true, but it simply wasn't gareth who was pulling it that night

[@neilfleming2787]

I love the conviction he gave it on that last one "Its the truth"

[@Robert08010]

Not being excessively familiar with a "snorkel parka", I thought they were just jibberish words until he began to unravel the mystery. In my head I heard "snorka parker".

[@SkepticalTeacher]

COOOOH-SHOOOOOOOOOON!😂

[@Michelle-qq4sd]

Should be a character in a movie.

[@Dreju78]

No hoot owl of death?

[@BanijayComedy]

Definitely next time 😉

[@bobstirling6885]

We had a large sofa and I took the cushions as they fitted the bath......why did nobody ask the obvious question - why didn't you sleep on the large sofa??

[@randombutspecific]

Baffles me to this day. I can only assume someone asked it and it was edited out

[@infinity6969]

I'll propose it cldve been to get some relative peace and quiet- as compared to a living room where often times the party goes on till early morning hours

[@annmariebuscema]

😂😂❤

[@Niki-mp8qe]

The trip to calais i must say is normal, we were told off you go, meet back here and there was no headcount coming back from what i remember, i think everyone made it home, im guessing teachers went to the pub lol i dont blame them

[@josemaria8177]

Greg Davies is a tall, welsh Bob Mortimer

[@rickyanthony]

He's Welsh?

[@joshuaevans5943]

Nowhere near

[@nzd3742]

Greg is from Wem in Shropshire.

[@rakadoni8403]

No

[@thatchoirgirl94]

He was born in Wales, but the family lived in England. His father's Welsh though.

[@ericadunn9435]

I think you'll find we're all BAFTA nominated 😂

[@TassyDeval]

What a funny lamppost he is.

[@stylingdom7532]

17:59 Lee turns exactly into a teacher

[@taffytop]

Did Greg mention that he used to be a teacher? He rarely mentions it

[@deborahpolk1854]

he does on graham norton show

[@jaybestnz]

Just imagine Greg Davies and Bob Mortimer as a gay couple with Russel Brand as their son who won't leave home.. Please can you guys make that show..

[@AJ-ei3ee]

VEGETABLES

[@iamTurkeyBird]

Who’s to the left of Lee Mack in the first clip?

[@aaybee6876]

John Cooper Clarke.

[@iamTurkeyBird]

@@aaybee6876thank you, but I guess I should have said his right, our left?

[@aaybee6876]

@@iamTurkeyBird lol her name is Alex Jones

[@jackfrosterton2530]

3:02 those teeth should not be on television

[@Mrfairchap]

Yes, I just don't think that Greg Davies is THAT funny, I'm afraid. The likes of Rik Mayall and Rowan Atkinson were far more amusing than these modern "comedians".

[@thatchoirgirl94]

Modern? The man is 55!

[@michiel2047]

Then why are you watching WILTY hightlight? There are plenty of rowan atkinson highlights out there on YT.

[@memu9248]

Oof. The 1980s are calling, please wait to answer because I'm on AOL

[@The_Mad_Fatter]

ok boomer

[@hellagood67]

Each to their own. We don’t all have to like the same things. I love all three comedians in this comment 😊

[@stephenchannon2138]

Alex Jones, is really good looking, so why is she wearing so much make up. You don't need it!