Bob Mortimer: Local Legend | Would I Lie To You?

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Would I Lie To You?

Would I Lie To You?

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@andresfontalvo17
@andresfontalvo17 7 ай бұрын
The dismantling of David Mitchell's sanity by Bob is the best side plot in British tv history
@MarkElDeiry
@MarkElDeiry 7 ай бұрын
SIDE plot? It's the main reason I watch British panel shows!! It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen! I swear if I ever meet Bob Mortimer, I'll find a way to be his guest on WILTY for the "this is my..." segment so we can drive David crazy! It is one of my favorite things in life!
@sstills951
@sstills951 7 ай бұрын
The best side plot in British tv history is Mr. Beans car driving/parking but Bob might be 2nd.
@Kx0195
@Kx0195 7 ай бұрын
This and the carrot in the box saga are the funniest shit on panel shows 🤣
@KennyRigby-pd1vv
@KennyRigby-pd1vv 7 ай бұрын
It's hardly Blackadder is it
@Broon_eye
@Broon_eye 7 ай бұрын
its a thing of beauty
@banditkowalewski
@banditkowalewski 7 ай бұрын
The Bob Mortimer Supercut really needs to be edited in chronological order. I want an hour of Mortimerian tales with David Mitchell slowly unraveling as opposed to this one where he's at his most broken and we slowly see him become mentally well.
@datgrrl_official
@datgrrl_official 6 ай бұрын
Start compiling now and post as soon as you're done.
@gsuk28
@gsuk28 6 ай бұрын
there is one. Mortimillial Tales or something like that
@samiface
@samiface 6 ай бұрын
@@gsuk28yeah, there’s a part one and a part two-BUT, they are both pretty old by now and there should be a third maybe even a fourth at this point because he’s probably the most frequent returning guest. Also, I don’t think those complications are in chronological order, but I could be wrong.
@samiface
@samiface 6 ай бұрын
@@datgrrl_officialI like this idea and I will happily wait for this video to be posted
@beowulf1417
@beowulf1417 6 ай бұрын
​@@datgrrl_official so an unrelated third party pointing out a very obvious oversight by the official channel for the show should go out of their way to get every episode featuring Bob (most likely via illegal means) and edit it as suggested to post it while risking a copyright strike and it getting taken down just because the official channel for the show that has access to the entire catalogue legally decided to spend MORE time editing random clips together instead of the simpler workflow of taking the episodes in chronological order?
@silversleeper1193
@silversleeper1193 7 ай бұрын
I love that Bob is always on Lee’s team purely to torture David Mitchell 😂
@argo12
@argo12 7 ай бұрын
I noticed that too! So hilarious, I love it when Bob is on.
@samiface
@samiface 6 ай бұрын
After the first couple episodes I saw with Bob when I realized he was on Lee’s team each time, I wondered if they decided to keep it that way because of the hilarity that ensues when he’s pitted against David. I really, REALLY hope that that’s true too because it definitely makes it funnier 😂 any other recurring guests typically alternate teams even if only one or two times… but nope, Bob is against David eeeeevery time, and it’s genuinely funnier and funnier each time. I love how after a while David starts explaining to any new team members how they need to be careful with Bob’s stories and he cautions them and everything, to the point that the new guests get equally ramped up with David 😂
@sallieneal2689
@sallieneal2689 6 ай бұрын
It is done this way for air enjoyment and amusement
@averageday
@averageday 6 ай бұрын
whe he said “cmon do it to me” 😂😂😂
@dragonsdynamite6403
@dragonsdynamite6403 5 ай бұрын
The first time was on Davids.
@rhetoricmalik628
@rhetoricmalik628 7 ай бұрын
“It’s like picking bits of pollen off a mouse’s handkerchief “ Shakespeare’s got nothing on that line 😂😂.
@leonjford
@leonjford 7 ай бұрын
"They're like fingerprints on an abandoned handrail"
@83gemm
@83gemm 6 ай бұрын
@@leonjfordThat one actually makes beautiful sense. It’s genuinely poetic. The pollen on a mouse’s handkerchief is pure madness. Still poetry, mind you, but unhinged and glorious.
@JoeKooL
@JoeKooL 6 ай бұрын
@@leonjford It's one of those sayings that has stuck with me for all these years. It's pure poetry.
@samiface
@samiface 6 ай бұрын
@@leonjfordif I remember right, that’s the line that made David mock him for something like, “even while he waxes poetic there’s still a part of his brain inventing the lie” or something, and Bob’s reaction is so funny that you actually think David may be right about it. But he’s not 😂
@BB-nl4rl
@BB-nl4rl 6 ай бұрын
In his autobiography he says 'I'd rather clean a Boeing 747 with a mouse's handkerchief' tickled me that did.
@iamdb1990
@iamdb1990 7 ай бұрын
"I won his appendix in a bet" is the most Bob Mortimer sentence ever, which is saying something after what Bob has said before
@ragnarokangaroo
@ragnarokangaroo 7 ай бұрын
The unsung heroes are the ones who wrote Bob's lies like that one and the Chris Rea egg in the bath. They sound so on-brand for Bob.
@akshaychopra996
@akshaychopra996 6 ай бұрын
Or rhod's
@RandomScreenAlias
@RandomScreenAlias 6 ай бұрын
@@akshaychopra996Seriously, after the Nissan Micra tapas fiasco I’ll never look at Rhod the same way again.😂
@samiface
@samiface 6 ай бұрын
@@ragnarokangaroothe egg in the bath is one of my favorites because it’s the first one I saw (maybe the first one in general) where David guessed true and it actually wasn’t, and then David LOST. HIS. SHIT 🤣🤣 “OF COURSE!! OF COURSE IT ISN’T TRUE!” If I remember right they even get into whether or not to judge the truth of it by the albumin 😂😂😂
@IronReece13
@IronReece13 6 ай бұрын
I was hoping it was bob and we had finally met Steve Bytheway
@R.Daneel
@R.Daneel 7 ай бұрын
I'd never seen the first one! It's like discovering there's another Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy book!
@Mr_Grimbley
@Mr_Grimbley 7 ай бұрын
S16E06. Broadcast February 10th 2023. (Recorded 17th March 2022.) Series 17 saw the return of the big desks. Have you read 'And Another Thing...' or listened to 'The Hexagonal Phase'? I quite liked the radio adaptation. It's easier, with radio adaptations, to get past certain realities caused by the advancement of time.
@rachrocks89
@rachrocks89 7 ай бұрын
Me neither!! I can’t believe there was a Bob story I missed - loved David at the end I AM NOT OK 😂
@fluffin4bean
@fluffin4bean 7 ай бұрын
Same 😂
@samanthalawton6972
@samanthalawton6972 7 ай бұрын
@@Mr_Grimbley definitely was before series 16 the first one
@Mr_Grimbley
@Mr_Grimbley 7 ай бұрын
​@@samanthalawton6972And your source is?
@tc2486
@tc2486 7 ай бұрын
I can't believe there were three Bob stories I'd never seen. It's better than finding $50 down the back of the sofa. I watch his clips over and over.
@travelwell6049
@travelwell6049 6 ай бұрын
Have you ever found as much as 50 in the sofa?
@Desh681
@Desh681 5 ай бұрын
Bob might have found $50 behind your sofa, and somehow there’s a non 0% chance it might be true
@Salsiccia1
@Salsiccia1 7 ай бұрын
One of the things I love about Bob is his generosity. When Lee or David makes a quip he loves it and laughs so naturally. It's a lovely characteristic.
@chrisrobelou7899
@chrisrobelou7899 7 ай бұрын
He's a lovely man 😊
@Isleofskye
@Isleofskye 6 ай бұрын
Here, the "Big 3" do,ashwell but comedians, rarely, laugh at other jokes for a variety of reasons. Bob Monkhouse of The "Million Jokes" Book" used to say, very stone-faced and genuinely serious, not Deadpan, "THAT was funny"...
@oggyoggy1299
@oggyoggy1299 26 күн бұрын
It probably is natural.
@ViewerNumber9
@ViewerNumber9 9 күн бұрын
Yes, absolutely. Miles Jupp is the same...so generous with his laughter at other comedians.
@DeadlyLazer
@DeadlyLazer 7 ай бұрын
I was really waiting for Bob to say "this is Steve, his last name is Bytheway."
@sexymuthafunka8240
@sexymuthafunka8240 7 ай бұрын
Ah man that would have been fantastic!
@AlexanderOsias
@AlexanderOsias 7 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the Bytheway clan. Of course…
@Mp-bu7zx
@Mp-bu7zx 7 ай бұрын
This is Steve bytheway, and his dad arrested us when we were searching for the gulfstream. In Castle Douglas.
@loner8325
@loner8325 7 ай бұрын
I've actually met someone with Bytheway as a last name. Instantly thought of mortimer, had to refrain from quoting him
@padraighill4558
@padraighill4558 7 ай бұрын
Bytheway as in incidentally
@markrosserwarehouse3946
@markrosserwarehouse3946 7 ай бұрын
Putting Bob opposite David and not Lee was a series defining decision. Brilliant.
@saffsuff
@saffsuff 7 ай бұрын
Show*
@felicitymorris5548
@felicitymorris5548 6 ай бұрын
​​@@saffsuff some countries use series for the entirety, rather than individual seasons/series
@saffsuff
@saffsuff 6 ай бұрын
@@felicitymorris5548 I stand corrected
@beowulf1417
@beowulf1417 6 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure they pick teams based on who will best respond to Lee's need to take cheap shots and be the centre of attention without absolutely destroying him for it (even if it would be in Bob's politely absurd way)
@dragonsdynamite6403
@dragonsdynamite6403 5 ай бұрын
@@felicitymorris5548 stupid counties.
@Felipesnac
@Felipesnac 7 ай бұрын
I’m here from Brazil to say Bob’s legendary status has reached far beyond English-speaking territories. For better or worse.
@MarkElDeiry
@MarkElDeiry 7 ай бұрын
Let's admit it... For better! For much much better!! He's absolutely brilliant!
@muaddibby
@muaddibby 7 ай бұрын
Eu também! Eu assisto esses vídeos dele toda vez que aparecem e escuto as histórias todas de novo kkkkkkkkkk
@Splozy
@Splozy 7 ай бұрын
God bless Brazil. I love piracy 🥰
@muaddibby
@muaddibby 7 ай бұрын
@@Splozyhow is watching it on an official youtube channel piracy 😭
@Splozy
@Splozy 7 ай бұрын
@@muaddibby Brazil has a strong piracy scene
@muaddibby
@muaddibby 7 ай бұрын
"Gary Cheeseman was a big lad, a very big head, a sniper's dream they used to call him" is the funniest thing ive EVER heard. I replay this bit everytime
@arche2460
@arche2460 6 ай бұрын
I laughed really hard at that because my brother has an inconsistent walking gait and calls himself a sniper’s nightmare lmao
@muaddibby
@muaddibby 6 ай бұрын
@@arche2460 😂😂😂
@ruk2023--
@ruk2023-- 7 ай бұрын
Bob confusing AI with A1 is my new favourite thing.
@wadsee1111
@wadsee1111 7 ай бұрын
And then Lee confusing the film AI with I, Robot!
@NoelBuller
@NoelBuller 6 ай бұрын
You know, the sentient steak sauce.
@DodderingOldMan
@DodderingOldMan 6 ай бұрын
@@wadsee1111 Oh, do you reckon that's what it was? Makes sense. I was just pretty sure that Will Smith wasn't in AI :P
@samiface
@samiface 6 ай бұрын
I also really loved Rob’s reaction to it 🤣
@lk-music
@lk-music 5 ай бұрын
Or the other way, for anybody named AL you can mis-read their name, like the pub landlord comedian AI Murray
@drilz88
@drilz88 7 ай бұрын
“Witches hate gardening, wizards hate plumbing. So we knew it was a female residence” Bob Mortimer is so incredible, he’s one of the funniest humans in the world. All the while he’s telling everyone the truth with these unbelievable lines
@Not_An_EV
@Not_An_EV 6 ай бұрын
He always speaks how Douglas Adam's writes
@samiface
@samiface 6 ай бұрын
@@Not_An_EVOMG YES! I’ve never thought of it that way before but you are SO RIGHT, haha! Good comparison there!!
@travelwell6049
@travelwell6049 6 ай бұрын
I have an overgrown hedge and the lawn is up to the height of my knees. Plus I go out and scream at the kids for playing next to my house. I think if I were a lot older they could call me a witch
@CouncilEstateRach
@CouncilEstateRach 2 ай бұрын
Amd Vic reeves gets too much credit when he was never as funny as Bob. Also pull Whitehouse is always so snooty and seems to look down on dodgy sometimes. I don't know why.
@travisolson9413
@travisolson9413 Ай бұрын
@CouncilEstateRach Yes. As an American, I cannot stand Vic Reeves. But Bob Mortimer is one of the greatest adventures that anyone can experience. I have seen most of these multiple times, but find each rewatch entertaining.
@mikeynma
@mikeynma 7 ай бұрын
In all the years of watching Bob on WILTT and all the clips in YT, I have never seen that first one! It was like a hilarious unicorn popped up to cheer up my day/week/year
@sarahwayment7292
@sarahwayment7292 7 ай бұрын
Me too!
@tomrake3264
@tomrake3264 7 ай бұрын
Thirded
@feefee8ify
@feefee8ify 7 ай бұрын
Birthday present for me!
@traceybanting3952
@traceybanting3952 7 ай бұрын
And me! Such a happy moment 😂😂🎉🎉❤!
@YTFlove4ever
@YTFlove4ever 6 ай бұрын
Yep!! Also you mean WILTY
@daveyfunk
@daveyfunk 7 ай бұрын
I've lost count how many times I've watched these. I see Bob Mortimer and I click. The man's a national treasure
@CouncilEstateRach
@CouncilEstateRach 2 ай бұрын
Sir Bob mortimer
@andrewclifton9772
@andrewclifton9772 7 ай бұрын
Gary Cheeseman, aka 'Sniper's Dream.' You know it's coming because you've watched this clip a dozen times, but it's still hilarious.
@margaretflounders8510
@margaretflounders8510 7 ай бұрын
Legend!!
@stewedfishproductions9554
@stewedfishproductions9554 6 ай бұрын
Just two of Bob's finest quotes... "a very big head, a sniper's dream they used to call him" and "just fingerprints on an abandoned handrail..." 👍👍👍
@artursandwich1974
@artursandwich1974 7 ай бұрын
Love him or hate him (though why would you?), but everyone has to agree: the man has lived not just survived and has stories to tell.
@OverWims
@OverWims 7 ай бұрын
U can only hate Bob Mortimer if you're on the panel and have to tell a lie.
@booker0110
@booker0110 5 күн бұрын
He’d hate you taking him so seriously.
@helloserena
@helloserena 7 ай бұрын
I see Bob Mortimer, I click
@montanausa329
@montanausa329 7 ай бұрын
His stories are so well told and absurd that you never know because so many turn out to be true
@Reptex_cs
@Reptex_cs 7 ай бұрын
He's been about a bit, Bob
@yvonne8646
@yvonne8646 7 ай бұрын
Same here. I don’t care how many times I’ve seen it.
@sverigeforst6615
@sverigeforst6615 7 ай бұрын
Same here!!! 😂
@JLF201
@JLF201 7 ай бұрын
That's the way to live your best life.
@JustAVerySmith
@JustAVerySmith 7 ай бұрын
“Local legend?” Even here in the states I consider him and his stories LEGENDARY!
@R.Daneel
@R.Daneel 7 ай бұрын
Same. I think Galactic Legend would be about right. Based on the speed of light, perhaps they meant 'local' as in local star clusters? ;-) His legendary status expands as radio waves propagate into space!
@artursandwich1974
@artursandwich1974 7 ай бұрын
Same here, Poland.
@n.v.9000
@n.v.9000 7 ай бұрын
Well, USA feels pretty relaxed in other countries backyard. That is probably why. If you enter without invitation, you can say you are a local there. Most of us feel like you are some guy sleeping in our flat but is too strong to kick him out. And he is the police at the same time. And worst thing off all is that it's the USA police.
@MOO67204
@MOO67204 7 ай бұрын
@@n.v.9000 Wow
@n.v.9000
@n.v.9000 7 ай бұрын
@@MOO67204 it's a joke.
@BKPrice
@BKPrice 7 ай бұрын
I think whenever Bob comes in the writers say, "Let's not bother making anything up for him, just let him tell us a few dozen stories we can add."
@mikiivancsics3852
@mikiivancsics3852 7 ай бұрын
right, I wonder if he ever told a lie?
@BKPrice
@BKPrice 7 ай бұрын
@@mikiivancsics3852 A few of his stories have been lies. They're typically way more straightforward an believable than his true stories, but he's been caught out when he's tried to make up some detail when the opposing team has an expert on that subject.
@themehguy3936
@themehguy3936 7 ай бұрын
I think they use his stories to make up lies for other participants
@manuellayburr382
@manuellayburr382 7 ай бұрын
@@mikiivancsics3852 Watch the owl one!
@NoxiousRob
@NoxiousRob 7 ай бұрын
@@BKPrice The dying owl and Chris Rea cracking an egg in Bob's bath were both lies, but hardly any less believable than a lot of his true stories.
@hedlund
@hedlund 7 ай бұрын
"Like fingerprints on an abandoned handrail" is so good I can't even.
@RukhsarSanjaree
@RukhsarSanjaree 7 ай бұрын
I want Bob Mortimer to know that I have been watching him from Bangladesh for the past 14-15 years and I absolutely love him!
@jrspiritcommunicator7611
@jrspiritcommunicator7611 6 ай бұрын
Much love to Bangladesh, from wales. 🙏
@Missjunebugfreak
@Missjunebugfreak 7 ай бұрын
I love the series arc of Bob being the only person who's been able to defy David's realms of sanity and logic. He's essentially David's kryptonite. 😂
@wendywatkins628
@wendywatkins628 6 ай бұрын
Dont know too many famous Brits over here in Texas, but Bob Mortimer I know and love as a treasure! I'm so grateful we get to watch these clips over and over and over and they never get old.
@willo283
@willo283 7 ай бұрын
Bob Mortimer.... living rent free in David Mitchell's head for 10 years now.
@Desh681
@Desh681 6 ай бұрын
On the contrary, David would definitely say he’s paying taxes
@samiface
@samiface 6 ай бұрын
@@Desh681oh you’re good 😂
@SaberShirou
@SaberShirou 7 ай бұрын
'Ah shit, here we go again.' ~David Mitchell, probably
@captainufo4587
@captainufo4587 7 ай бұрын
"Mother of god, no" I think is the correct quote from that one episode.
@street1111
@street1111 7 ай бұрын
Yes...need Bob,Lee Mack and Miriam Margolis opposite Dave his head would just pop,haha
@Desh681
@Desh681 6 ай бұрын
“You picked the wrong liar, fool!” - Bob
@dragonsdynamite6403
@dragonsdynamite6403 5 ай бұрын
Yawn.
@nanashi7779
@nanashi7779 21 күн бұрын
@@dragonsdynamite6403 you tired?
@loulaloon
@loulaloon 7 ай бұрын
I’ve watched Bob Mortimer’s clips so many times and they never get old 😂 I could listen to his stories all day, they always make me smile
@tonylam4549
@tonylam4549 7 ай бұрын
The production staff must have so much fun interviewing Bob to come up with statements for the cards.
@Yarblocosifilitico
@Yarblocosifilitico 5 ай бұрын
"Sniper's Dream" and "We beg your pardon / we are in your garden" broke me
@Jai_BestLife
@Jai_BestLife 7 ай бұрын
"I hope that's all the information you need." 🤣🤣 "A sniper's dream they called him."🤣🤣🤣 I adore Bob!!
@richardcurrie4038
@richardcurrie4038 2 ай бұрын
“I can end it quick if you want? “Is that what you said to her?!” Lee Mack is a master class in quick one liners to Bob’s master class in story telling.
@fatgreenman
@fatgreenman 7 ай бұрын
Even tho I know there is no doubt that I have seen every clip in this compilation many, many times. I am going to enjoy it just as much as if I had never seen it before. Bob is a legend.
@Isleofskye
@Isleofskye 6 ай бұрын
Surely,not the first one which seems a mystery. lol
@Nebuchadnezzar-Wildebeest
@Nebuchadnezzar-Wildebeest 5 ай бұрын
"They're long and thin - slip right in" - the greatest line in the history of EVERYTHING.
@RandomPhone
@RandomPhone 7 ай бұрын
0:12 David laughing after realizing the predicament he’s in, and going “Oh, God!” is a great way for this compilation to start, especially for those of us who’s seen many of David v Mortimor WILTY clips!
@arkham2498
@arkham2498 7 ай бұрын
Bob has genuinely broke David and I’m here for it
@ThatCoalSoul
@ThatCoalSoul 7 ай бұрын
* broken *.
@freqeist
@freqeist 7 ай бұрын
@@ThatCoalSoul Both are acceptable.
@butmay1893
@butmay1893 7 ай бұрын
@@freqeist no they aren't you fkin idiot
@butmay1893
@butmay1893 7 ай бұрын
@@freqeist past participles- learn them and better yourself, fast.
@jerbear1204
@jerbear1204 7 ай бұрын
​@@butmay1893 Adverbs. Learn them, and better yourself, quickly.
@Izumabakumatsu
@Izumabakumatsu 7 ай бұрын
Everytime I watch compilations of Bob's tales on WILTY the more I am convinced he's actually a Discworld character who got displaced to Earth. 😂
@muhammadnursyahmi9440
@muhammadnursyahmi9440 2 ай бұрын
Apparently Mr.Bean doesn't descent to Earth alone that day!
@alexakroma7008
@alexakroma7008 7 ай бұрын
"As we all know, Lee, witches hate gardening, wizards hate plumbing."
@dragonsdynamite6403
@dragonsdynamite6403 5 ай бұрын
What do sorceresses and warlocks hate?
@loner8325
@loner8325 5 ай бұрын
Plastering and electrical wiring respectively
@GingerCC-he8be
@GingerCC-he8be 7 ай бұрын
I thought I had seen all the WILTY fabulous Bob appearances, but there were a couple of new ones in here, thank you!
@Silneth
@Silneth 7 ай бұрын
"I am NOT okay." --David Mitchell 🤣
@MedEvil1c
@MedEvil1c 7 ай бұрын
12:12 "Go on do it to me" -David Mitchell
@MovieNut14
@MovieNut14 7 ай бұрын
How utterly _broken_ he sounded when he said it.
@ceinarsson
@ceinarsson 7 ай бұрын
Best Bob Mortimer collection so far, but how did I never see that first one from the Covid era? Strap in, David!
@jaredkennedy6576
@jaredkennedy6576 7 ай бұрын
That guy has had one hell of a life.
@caeruleusvm7621
@caeruleusvm7621 7 ай бұрын
He had a hell of a busy mid-teens.
@Opeth1940
@Opeth1940 5 ай бұрын
One of my favorite things about this and other British Panel shows is that I LOVE seeing when one person genuinely makes the other person crack up. The number of times I have legitimately rewound the part around 33:53 is countless, at this point. David's genuine mirth at Bob's joke never fails to put a smile on my face.
@LueezBee007
@LueezBee007 7 ай бұрын
“The moon hadn’t been attached to mains power” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@samiface
@samiface 6 ай бұрын
I LOST IT at that one!!!
@jaimesilta3749
@jaimesilta3749 7 ай бұрын
I've gotta say, I've watched Bob Mortimer's WILTY clips enough times to memorize most of them... I appreciate his ability to tell stories and entertain the people around him more now than before somehow. He's such a gem.
@samiface
@samiface 6 ай бұрын
One of my favorite things about how he tells his stories is that, particularly when he’s telling the truth, he always says/does these little things that make it seem like he’s having a hard time pulling off the lie. Whether it’s because of David having way too good a question and he’ll kind of stumble over the answer, or he’ll pick the card back up halfway into the questioning to “double check” what he’s supposed to be talking about, shit like that. With almost anyone else, it would be a genuine response because it is in fact a lie, but NOPE. Bob does it on purpose whether it’s true or not, and he does it SO. DAMN. WELL!! He’s a freaking genius
@datgrrl_official
@datgrrl_official 6 ай бұрын
Thank you so very much for uploading this compilation. After the year Bob had, so many issues with his health, we never know how many more times Bob will be on the panel. These are priceless.
@samiface
@samiface 6 ай бұрын
I don’t think I knew about issues with his health, and now I’m sad. I don’t even wanna google it because I don’t want to find out something terrible and be sad. I will definitely cry when he dies, I cried when Sean Lock died
@easy-in-japan
@easy-in-japan 7 ай бұрын
Always a good day when a new Bob Mortimer WILTY clip VT pops up.
@fhaddad3
@fhaddad3 5 ай бұрын
"Well we put a bit of urine on it, David" 🤣🤣 😂lmao...the absurdity of Bob is hilarious to no end.
@Pagliacci_Rex
@Pagliacci_Rex 6 ай бұрын
"We do beg your pardon, we are in your garden. " Theft and Shrubbery sounds like it would have been fun as hell.
@Faloola_Festoon
@Faloola_Festoon 4 ай бұрын
There are few people more adorable and hilarious than Bob Mortimer! And David Mitchell is a totally defeated treasure. Heck, I love all the regulars on this show. 😘🤩😘
@XopheAdethri
@XopheAdethri 7 ай бұрын
Bob is a king of storytelling.
@karinbarger9192
@karinbarger9192 7 ай бұрын
I find myself imagining Bob telling his children bedtime stories when they were young! Stories just off the top of his head, funny, ridiculous stories. Or greatly elaborating while reading childrens stories! 😆😉
@samiface
@samiface 6 ай бұрын
@@karinbarger9192oh man, to be a fly on the wall of that house listening to his bedtime stories lol. He should write a book of them. Actually, he should just write all the books. Ever. Full stop 😂
@egocks
@egocks Ай бұрын
I didn't realize this before, but now having watched these Bob segments hundreds of times, it seems Bob and his friends were playing Theft and Shrubbery when they visited the Witch's house. They were about to say "We do beg your pardon" when suddenly they see the tiny horse through the window.
@Paggerd
@Paggerd 7 ай бұрын
“Remember, remember the 5th of November, light up the sky with Standard Fireworks.” A well known advert at the time so I knew there was a ring of truth about Bob’s story 😅
@soulsearch13
@soulsearch13 17 күн бұрын
I will be doing so tomorrow!!
@Dzokhar
@Dzokhar 7 ай бұрын
This video is less about Bob and more about David's slipping sanity, lol.
@roberthall4492
@roberthall4492 7 ай бұрын
A rabbits tear in a petrol spill, genius😂
@lorih2853
@lorih2853 3 ай бұрын
The existence of Bob Mortimer is a gift to the world. "If they had used their boots... " Just one serious coffee-choking hazard moment among many.
@csgollum
@csgollum 7 ай бұрын
I bet he's a fantastic grandpa/uncle! The stories always sound so plausible. And, as always runs through David's mind, he has had an interesting life.
@ceostudio
@ceostudio 6 ай бұрын
Bob’s different similes for his distant memories is just absolutely hilarious. “They’re like fingerprints on an abandoned handrail” 😂 “it’s like picking pollen off a mouse’s handkerchief” just genuinely hilarious
@wewper
@wewper 7 ай бұрын
The first clip shows a new kind of Mortimer storytelling: throw us off with a lot of unbelievable but superfluous details and then offer up an ending just anti-climactic enough to be perfectly plausible. This should drive David ever more crazy. (Also, BTW, David was the only one who thought to make a pun out of "still" in Still Barry. Not even Lee thought of that.)
@spfisterer3651
@spfisterer3651 4 ай бұрын
Bob is just the best WILTY guest ever... What a life and his ability to make the whole crew laugh is simply ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@ykskes2561
@ykskes2561 7 ай бұрын
The first one 🤣🤣🤣 David losing his marbles almost with the story being the truth… I’m living for Bobs ridiculous stories ending up to be the truth and David’s reactions of them being true 👍🏼🙌🏼👏🏼🤣🤣🤣 And even more when they wind up David a bit more just for fun 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for the almost hour full of Bobs entertaining stories of truth or sometimes lies 👏🏼🥰
@pauldayus
@pauldayus 7 ай бұрын
I mean, I've seen all of these about 47 thousand times.... I never tire! 😂
@jennypage2005
@jennypage2005 7 ай бұрын
I love that Bob giggles like a little boy.
@Milou1395
@Milou1395 7 ай бұрын
The way Bob covers his face with his hands when he’s laughing at his own story.
@johnbird7357
@johnbird7357 5 ай бұрын
About a month ago I clicked on one of these videos with Bob in it. I laughed at the original screenings, and despite seeing them all before I kept on viewing from video to video. l laughed again, a lot. The whole day just flew by and I got reprimanded for not mowing the lawn. Thanks Bob, it was worth it.
@J3ennife4
@J3ennife4 7 ай бұрын
I think that the overnight marathon to sleep during a film may have been the story which broke David 😂
@seanjosephhayes
@seanjosephhayes 7 ай бұрын
6:34 - The gas canisters came into it because that’s why he cut off the kiss due to the impending danger. Which then set off cougar woman. Which then prompted the fleeing long walk journey to Newcastle to see Tommy by The Who.
@addalameda
@addalameda 7 ай бұрын
Just heard this incredible new story from Bob the first time.....He just lived a different life from anyone else on this planet thus far, and hopefully continue to do so into the future too, and regale us with his story telling. The only person I have come across whose fantasy meets reality ...
@itsmeyoufool37
@itsmeyoufool37 7 ай бұрын
Bob is a surreal genius, a real funny man. Loved him for decades
@HorridDave
@HorridDave 7 ай бұрын
David Mitchell is pure comedy gold. A genius.
@yraidagildez479
@yraidagildez479 6 ай бұрын
I absolutely find Bob Mortimer’s sense of humor absolutely hilarious and wonderful if I need cheering up I search for bob
@ramblerandy2397
@ramblerandy2397 7 ай бұрын
Many years ago I was a manager in a tech store in Kent and Jim Moir [Vic Reeves] and Bob came into the shop. Both were in bouyant mood and Bob was kettle buying. He handed over his credit card. My administrator asked him the name on the card [there was a bit of a security issue going round] and he replied in a quiet but serious tone, "Mr Robert Mortimer." Everybody burst out laughing. He didn't find it funny at all [and why should he?], but he looked around and Jim was giggling and people were leaning against counters and shelves or doubled over. Eventually he giggled too. Then he looked back at the administrator, and she had kept her straight face until his wide grin sent her over the top too. NIce memory.
@jameswilliams9104
@jameswilliams9104 3 ай бұрын
Nice. Erm...is 'in bouyant mood' one of those broadsheet euphemisms for 'all coke'd up'?
@ramblerandy2397
@ramblerandy2397 3 ай бұрын
@@jameswilliams9104 No. They were TV comedians in a reasonable mood.
@colebyrnes7889
@colebyrnes7889 5 ай бұрын
I have watched, and paid close attention to, all of these tidbits at least 10 times. Like a shaman around a fire, Bob draws me right in for a repeat.
@jeanross7430
@jeanross7430 7 ай бұрын
I watch these episodeson a regular basis because Bob makes me laugh every time I watch him, his delivery is so very funny.
@buskergirl
@buskergirl 7 ай бұрын
32:21 How I wish the physicist guy was there when Bob described the degree of an angle with "quack" vs "fox".
@ingmarvanderhoek6314
@ingmarvanderhoek6314 7 ай бұрын
The chemistry between david and bob is so excellent.
@jimb9063
@jimb9063 7 ай бұрын
This illustrates the Holmes Fallacy like nothing else. I don't believe in crystal skulls, but I'm compelled to believe in the healing power of Bob Mortimer.
@josephcrook1949
@josephcrook1949 7 ай бұрын
Bob is the best. I hope he's on the next season.
@Felipesnac
@Felipesnac 7 ай бұрын
“Sniper’s dream” gets me every time.
@deving9799
@deving9799 7 ай бұрын
David's eyebags get more visible as the interaction with Bob gets longer
@samiface
@samiface 6 ай бұрын
I NOTICED IT TOO!🤣
@hotelmario510
@hotelmario510 4 ай бұрын
The defeated quaver in David's voice as he says "do it to me" kills me
@iankedem
@iankedem 26 күн бұрын
I'm addicted to Bob's stories. I think I need help! If I've had a challenging day Bob can always cheer me up with his brilliant stories. I think I've heard each story a hundred times but I never tire of them.
@MJBABYPHAT
@MJBABYPHAT 21 күн бұрын
Same. The whole show rather, i always watch it when im feeling sad or depressed. 😊
@dianehrechko6370
@dianehrechko6370 5 ай бұрын
The best thing about bob stories is I have many of the same from my childhood. I think video games have deprived kids of so much random fun.
@marcusrieder6198
@marcusrieder6198 7 ай бұрын
Love the dynamic between Bob and David. Its Chaos vs order.
@rooty
@rooty 7 ай бұрын
A1 was the film with Jude Law. The Will Smith film Lee's thinking of is 1, Robot.
@andrewforbes1433
@andrewforbes1433 7 ай бұрын
1 much prefer 1 Am Legend.
@smokeandkippers
@smokeandkippers 7 ай бұрын
My favourite song is “1 of the Tiger”.
@tomoreilly9932
@tomoreilly9932 5 ай бұрын
I reckon David Mitchell walks around in and out of shops just staring straight ahead saying Bob mortimer.
@martinharvey2390
@martinharvey2390 5 ай бұрын
Snipers dream is one of my favourite expressions. I'm old enough to remember "Standard Fireworks" they were one of the big makes back in the day along with "Wells" and "Brocks" . I could listen to Bob for hours, a lot of these stories crop up in his book which is a brilliant read
@jzwadlo
@jzwadlo 4 ай бұрын
Bob is the single reason I watch WILTY clips on youtube. Many many times over!
@tonylam4549
@tonylam4549 7 ай бұрын
New Bob Mortimer clips that I'll watch 20 times over? Yes!
@russelllapua4904
@russelllapua4904 7 ай бұрын
David's mini breakdown at the end of Bobs first was hilarious.
@karinbarger9192
@karinbarger9192 7 ай бұрын
There were a few here that I had not seen before! Thank you!
@scotty6346
@scotty6346 6 ай бұрын
I have never cried with laughter so much, Bob Mortimer is the genius of British comedy! 😂👌
@ARISUinW0NDERLAND
@ARISUinW0NDERLAND 7 ай бұрын
When people ask who you’d like to have dinner with if you can pick anyone alive, Bob is my first choice. (And I’m an American!)
@street1111
@street1111 7 ай бұрын
Agreed good taste
@samiface
@samiface 6 ай бұрын
Him, David, and Greg Davies-and I’d have a VERY hard time choosing only one out of them if I had to lol. Also Sean Lock if he were still around 😔💔
@atieh3000
@atieh3000 7 ай бұрын
Nothing makes me happier than seeing Bob’s face in here.
@WoodyWestYorkshire
@WoodyWestYorkshire 7 ай бұрын
Thank you, was watching a load of Bob over the weekend and was hoping for an up-to-date montage. Perfect.
@SweatBoy42
@SweatBoy42 6 ай бұрын
Bob kills me with laughter. Dismantling David is a crack, but David takes it well, laughs his head off. Lee throws in whatever comes to mind with quick wit. 😂😂😂😂😅😅😊😊
@rosanna2305
@rosanna2305 7 ай бұрын
Now that we've heard about Harry Harriman (?) more than once on this show - I really want them to bring him on the show as a special guest 😅
@acegreyer
@acegreyer 5 ай бұрын
I think he’s no longer with us. I’m sure on Richard Herring’s podcast he said he was dead. 😢
@rosanna2305
@rosanna2305 5 ай бұрын
@@acegreyer 😢
@Downarabbithole276
@Downarabbithole276 5 ай бұрын
I love David being driven crazy and Lee sitting back and watching the ride.
@strings2wood
@strings2wood 7 ай бұрын
"Like trying to locate a rabbit's tear in a petrol spill...Not easy." Standard as a firework comment from Bob Mortimer. e.g. "They've not used Fuji..." 🤣😂
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