5 "Impossible" Things That Can Happen On Other Planets

[@creativecipher]

If we had two suns there would probably be memes about how your shadow is less lonely than you.

[@KingK0K0]

TheCipherBoy lmao

[@starlord6819]

So underrated comment

[@thereseboulos5958]

Heheh

[@giornogiovanna7404]

Aii you called it

[@bf4k]

Nah we would be in tatooeene

[@13rontaro]

the more I learn about outer space, the more I realize what a gift our planet is.

[@TT-fv5ro]

Not just our planet, our whole solar system. I mean look at titan, literally a moon full of fuel, we are legit in the tutorial here

[@User-ne3ph]

69 lik💀👍

[@tuedoongie8643]

No

[@iburnedaddisonapartments8585]

and we're ruining it

[@casamelhor9879]

@@tuedoongie8643 whatt no

[@rainopaino]

Imagine all this combined on one planet

[@lordharambe5286]

rainopaino just shit my pants thinkin bout it

[@MattGarcyaDC]

there's most likely a planet like that

[@xxxswagmaster360noscopebla6]

FrostBite Claw nooo

[@rambard5599]

Frostbite Claw A planet which is an immense ocean hundreds of kilometres deep, with two suns, one side always facing them at a scorching >2000ºC, and another side at a freezing -160ºC, in which rocks and glass alike rain sideways and there's such a large concentration of methane in the air that a spark could create a massive explosion? Yeah, right, exactly like Edmond, Oklahoma.

[@anthonydraghi1768]

rainopaino there is probably a planet with all this combined

[@ahseymania]

"Theres a massive planet that is all covered in ocean" Subnautica players: *"First time?"*

[@darkbanana_1762]

i was straight up looking for this comment

[@Cyborg_Lucas]

SUBNAUTICA LETS GOO AND IT LIT

[@victorbrineyt1749]

When I saq that planet I went to the comments just to say if someone thought the same as I 🤣

[@adamgonzales8677]

Interstellar Fans: seen worse

[@vranxxzen185]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@calumhall6308]

Why are they making the planet names like a gift card code.

[@masterpoio5861]

Maybe they are one...

[@taj2906]

because they are too many planets maybe.......

[@taj2906]

@America well thats what i think I am not talking about the big ones

[@kodokuna.]

Tajrin Abdullah you’re right there over 7 trillion NOT HUGE PLANETS in the universe that we know

[@bat-nam]

Tajrin Abdullah Cmon, don’t ruin the joke

[@cesarjoughin]

Having two Shadows isn't that mad, apparently someone's never been in a room with two lights in it

[@Max-uu6rv]

Cesar Joughin tru

[@zorogluu]

You can see that soccer players have 4 because of the lighting around the whole arena

[@n4b3r1us3]

In my room,i have 4 shadows

[@zaidarsalan2960]

I know right that's so dumb. I usually have 3 shadows when I'm outside. One from the street light one from the vehicles behind me and one from the vehicles in front of me.

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

Lol

[@minisunflower9702]

“Earth can’t have 2 shadows.” **Bathroom shadows offended**

[@mia0721]

Mini Sunflower シ yeahhh I was thinking the same thing

[@richlyrich6547]

It makes no sense for it to be impossible

[@ocio8329]

I mean, two natural shadows, but when there's soccer matches at night the players usually have 4 shadowss

[@mirwais400]

@@ocio8329 thank you

[@EchoC469]

Ive had 2 before from moon glare and hospital light

[@cartman3667]

I would like to know how we are able to know that exactly how the weather is, on a planet that is 63 light-years away

[@tevstevens8233]

That’s very true

[@mrsheldon9134]

Well, it is merely conjecture, so you'll have to decide for yourself whether you can accept it. The astronomers can see that storms are moving on the planet. They can also analyse the reflected light from the planet, so they know the atmosphere is made of silicates. They know that glass is made of silicates. So they deduce that the silicates must be moving along with the storms. As for how they can see the storms, you'd be surprised. Because there's no air in space, it's very easy to spot things. For example, the Voyager 2 probe is smaller than a car, yet it can be seen with a normal telescope. It is currently further than Pluto. By using much much larger telescopes, planets that are light years away can be accurately seen.

[@ikhsanhasbi657]

Most of it is just a guesswork. Sure scientists can gather some data by analyzing the visible spectrum seen through telescope to theorize what's the planet made of. But the things like the wind speed, the depth of the ocean, and other bombastic information about the planet is mostly guesswork. Probably to get people interested in the subject.

[@cameronsprague101]

If you actually wanted to know you would have spent the time writing that comment finding your answer online. Nah your method of randoms giving you an answer is probably more effective. Oh wait, you don't actually care...

[@noave621]

Math

[@winglessangel]

being dropped alone in that ocean planet is the alternate version of hell

[@Delightfully_Witchy]

If it means anything, you wouldn't suffer long.

[@nguyenductien9098]

you would be drowned way before any of the possible creatures there can approach you

[@Hepex]

alternate version of subnautica*

[@Disbelief_]

@@nguyenductien9098 well if you had a piece of giant wood to be on or a life raft then you wouldnt drown

[@sir_sack]

@@Disbelief_ and why the hell would you have a random piece of wood?

[@deniselliana]

“earth has only 1 shadow “ *soccer field lights intensify*

[@pedrohenrique-pl5hg]

football*

[@Vinikis]

@@pedrohenrique-pl5hg both are used.

[@vibra7]

@@pedrohenrique-pl5hg soccer*

[@pedrohenrique-pl5hg]

@@vibra7 usa isn't the center of the earth

[@vibra7]

@@pedrohenrique-pl5hg I'm not from USA

[@theunpopularguy6906]

Titan: *has oil* America: knock knock, its the United States

[@SIXXTYSOMET]

XD best thing I have ever seen today

[@thatoneguy7451]

Other countries: *hey friend,*

[@weirdweirdo7789]

TheUnpopularGuy I thought it wus- oh no ur right xD

[@theletterwynn]

With huge boats with guns gunboats

[@robinwrld0]

slender uh ??man?? You literally said this was the BEST thing you have EVER seen TODAY? How is it ever today? Just say best today???

[@itsactualgold719]

"Mommy, I wanna fly like a bird!" "I'm sorry sweetie, its impossible to fly like a bird." Titan: "Hold my beer"

[@Chroma69420]

Lol

[@shahzadasiddiquee1391]

Yo mama so fat even titan fits on her mouth

[@Chroma69420]

@@shahzadasiddiquee1391 like yours but bigger

[@alexandrup1078]

people keep using this "hold my beer" joke wrong. You're supposed to use it as a way when someone has more confidence to do something because of the alcohol. Like "I can ride that 100 meter wave too, hold my beer while i do it"

[@lightofheaven4381]

Tatakae

[@mays3728]

"If you were suddenly teleported to the surface of the planet" everybody gangsta until we start teleporting to kepler 16b

[@Caillousocool]

It mt Birthday today

[@theletterm2580]

@@Caillousocool stop bragging about being slightly closer to dying

[@TheFortressZone]

@@theletterm2580 you made me die

[@Apolloxl]

shaji chacko happy late birthday

[@forseti4328]

No cap

[@laxd6320]

hey we found a planet! what should we name it? *smashes head on keyboard* perfect

[@CelestialDraconis]

Gijhfdswth There got one for ye, ur welcome

[@toddlermoments5875]

Gg-5256532vfhb another planet I made in 3 secs

[@milkabutterfly]

KP-F00KU14278001 is probably the best planet.

[@lucashamilton7040]

Lax :D true!

[@zoden6305]

Gje.ha thats one😂😂

[@kenuelvillodas8717]

Titan: has oil... US: “looks like Titan needs some freedom”

[@adrina6727]

Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Freedom Dome

[@discordmodderator]

Freedom***

[@scarlettwitch7295]

Thanos!

[@nurenzayyan4825]

@@stars_FLAC free?

[@gatortime8368]

“NASA you know what to do

[@jaye3]

How is multiple shadows supposed to be considered "impossible"? I mean sure, it would be a bit weird to suddenly have 2 suns in our sky, but even simply standing between two street lights has basically the same effect

[@TrioArtsOfficial]

That’s what i was thinking too. Two shadows is definitely not impossible, and anyone who’s a fan of football has seen up to four shadows from a person at once. Smh

[@orangecat9559]

the fact that the planet orbits two stars is far more interesting than the two shadows thing, like how does it really orbit? one full circle on each star? or just a big one around both of the stars?

[@d.k.5730]

My opinion is.. That even if we would have two stars, we wouldn't have two shadows. The two stars have to be on opposite sites. When they are next to each other like in the video it would be one big light and not two.

[@sillymnm9323]

@@orangecat9559 with binary star systems, the two stars actually orbit around eachother and then the planets orbit around their orbit

[@Galiant2010]

@@orangecat9559 A single sun's center of mass is naturally in the center of it. Two or more suns have a center point of mass between them. The planets orbit around that point.

[@faxgirl4666]

Everybody’s gangsta till it rains glass Sideways

[@albetard7070]

Yeah that's gears of war

[@allysonjung6871]

Or maybe rocks 😑

[@IssaBuiltCivic]

Or when you go to a ocean planet with a sea creature probably as big as trumps wall

[@naokibest4213]

Ninjaghost420BP [ILXI] shit I’m good man I’m moving to Australia, it’s upside down..

[@jacksonville431]

Naoki Best ffuck you

[@oohsorry9584]

How to fly. Step 1: Cover yourself in water. Step 2: Somehow travel to Titan Step 3: fly.

[@xenoreal9743]

Instructions unclear I hit the ground and Died.

[@jones.abraham]

@@xenoreal9743 U didnt turn off fall damage

[@xenoreal9743]

@@jones.abraham :(

[@thedictationofallah]

imagine if titan is a desert. phoenix sc whould make something like that

[@edianalejandro644]

I’m in hardcore mode is there a easy way without death?

[@sweuzed4558]

astronomer: *sees new planet* also astronomer: *looks at ps4 gift card code* eh this is a good name

[@sophialea923]

That is so funny

[@akitsm]

Evan Harris no more like V29yZHM-6

[@mrdanplays1511]

Yo josuke

[@zel9061]

@@mrdanplays1511 I used ZA HANDO to erase my nuts

[@antagonistb]

whoosh me

[@jamesbrierley8712]

“There is a planet that is a massive ocean” Subnautica players: •reaper flashbacks.

[@SCP_Void_7274]

Even worse *ghost leviathan flashbacks

[@memes5039]

The noises it's back

[@caydenpoteet]

I was about to make a comment about this

[@norana6405]

I remember the war...

[@crusadethugs9986]

The screeches, they're coming back, get your stasis rifles bois.

[@bluejeanmeanie]

“my ice is only cold :(“ -Earth 2019

[@menacingthinker4322]

Rock Cloud

[@luiscuervo8552]

r/wooosh

[@menacingthinker4322]

@@luiscuervo8552 this isnt fitting here. r/ihavereddit

[@luiscuervo8552]

@@menacingthinker4322 oh wait r/technicallythetruth

[@menacingthinker4322]

@@luiscuervo8552 did we just create a reddit-ception?

[@komradeashraf8637]

NASA: *finds another planet* Keyboard: *chuckles, im in danger*

[@SolgerLemp]

huh ?

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585]

SolgerLemp ok let me explain So everyone think scientists bash the keyboard to name a planet,so yea

[@Equa11ysurl]

Keyboard: o no it’s coming Person typing: *37394749383&;8;7;3&29:7:838398/&:8382IedDISISNDIDUSISO* Person typing: Perfect.

[@NoclipOZ]

Daddy when I grow up I'll name my star hrt-626337818254grbdsuwkly

[@cryptical3236]

Solar system: has normal names anything else on space: *HIU-SPACE97823-COMSPACE-938*

[@JakeLuden]

“Man it’s so hot today...” *this planet rains glass sideways* “You know maybe it’s not so bad out today”

[@ehs1452]

@@sufimuslimlion4114 umm. Okay...

[@congli2567]

@@sufimuslimlion4114 uGay

[@moon-pw1bi]

... Is going on

[@vlabradislav_6912]

Sufi Muslim Lion thats why your leader was killed right?

[@danielogipl7051]

Uhm what happened?

[@yaboicrowny5492]

"titan rains oil" Every Country : "Write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN I SAY."

[@galorecross4605]

"There is oil in titan" Americans: pack your bags bois

[@SkySkySkySkySkySkySkySkySkySky]

I need just 1 lighter

[@GuiltyCash]

All I need is some sky diving equipment and we're good.

[@Makabert.Abylon]

But there isnt any country, inhabitants and government to fuck over at the same time, can they still do it?

[@futuristicbot1926]

@@SkySkySkySkySkySkySkySkySkySky you also need to have oxygen

[@SkySkySkySkySkySkySkySkySkySky]

@@futuristicbot1926 Who said anything about oxygen **turns on creative mode**

[@Skyman-xb8gt]

Titan: US, come over US: I can’t, it’s too cold Titan: it rains oil US: It does W H A T N O W ?

[@IckyBlicky]

Time to STEAL

[@c0rrupt3d_g0d2]

US: *its free real estate*

[@5thdawg917]

😂😂😂👌🏻

[@amerigor]

@@c0rrupt3d_g0d2 YESSSSSSSASSSS

[@uncommonviewer]

I need the oil to end humans for eating my kind

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Scientist: Hey, name this planet. Raging gamer: *Slams face into the keyboard* Scientist: That'll do. Thanks.

[@antoniasalinas513]

Oh hi, Mustache-less Guy.

[@Oof_2nd]

HOW ARE YOU EVERY WHERE!?!?

[@polemistis8812]

u r literally on every video of this youtube cahnnel wtf

[@rebix6848]

Have you watched every single video on KZbin?

[@rebix6848]

@Kasai K, I'm scared now...

[@harshitpuri2804]

Should we name the planet numbers or word? Astronauts: Yes.

[@gummimaci]

74 likes and no replies? lemme fix that

[@thatexitsignuser]

@@gummimaci 74 likes and one replies? lemme fix that

[@Bro-cx2jc]

​@@thatexitsignuser74 likes and 2 replies? Lemme fix that

[@shrappnel21]

"Rains glass... Me: Oh o- _...s i d e w a y s"_ *anxiety intensifies*

[@stinkycheese7779]

shrapnel BRO SAME i felt so uneasy this whole video

[@Arctic_and_The_F0X]

dick cheese your damn lucky you live on earth

[@achingbach2904]

Perfect username for the comment.

[@kasaundraf]

@@Arctic_and_The_F0X as opposed to the moon?

[@theherotaxidriver2487]

Razor hail from gears of war

[@kth_lithe460]

so flying for humans isn’t technically impossible, we just live in the wrong planet

[@Pennny]

Yea- Wait WHAT

[@CoreRealm]

:O That's 100% A true fact!!! THIS COMMENT NEED MORE LIKES!!!

[@iwastheonewhocrashedyourwi9500]

I- *[ processes ]* ..... This so kinda correct-

[@mixeduniverse7133]

EXACTLY

[@ThawBerry]

Ye- wait.....

[@rganwinoj9973]

“You would think that you could only have 1 shadow” Me who walks between two lampposts: my goals are beyond your understanding

[@NurseSnow2U]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ameliarodriguez7667]

this comment is underrated

[@phulkumarlama8585]

@Jayden Ta me who can make 23 shadows gathering all the light sources in my house

[@JETS5]

Me who can 1523 shadows in my dreams: *BRAIN SIZE OOF*

[@Jaishreeram19]

Me inside a stadium:lmao,kid..!

[@RolloTonéBrownTown]

As a Subnautica player I feel like I've already spent extended periods of time on terrifying water-covered planets.

[@eijijimenez3536]

*Astronaut: Discovers a new planet* *Keyboard; Ah shit, here we go again*

[@msgidiio5333]

I love dead memes

[@houseofbaIlons]

Eiji Jimenez lmaooo

[@andrewkuznetsov163]

Well if your keyboard could speak, then your house would be filled with constant sound.

[@user-ie1so5rn5k]

Astronauts dont discover new planets😂

[@francescadelia946]

Made me smile lol

[@nowajishmuhtadee6802]

Scientists naming Planets in our solar system : "I am gonna name it as something beautiful and majestic, like Venus" Also them naming planets outside the solar system: " *Bangs keyboard mercilessly*

[@RandomGamer-]

by89q3456

[@isla.luvs.skellies]

venus is a roman goddess, aphrodite is the greek goddess.

[@lovebite4486]

Scientists be like: DBSB3272

[@turtlesrprettycool3379]

Il]po86hy642325u

[@SiddharthAnilKumar]

Adusoli24329b

[@starlightbobo7293]

Titan: *have lots of oil.* US: *Heavy Breathing*

[@marcoroberts9462]

lIlIllIlIIl congratulations

[@darkswatm1890]

@lIlIllIlIIl can I touch

[@anasanam6812]

lIlIllIlIIl but the question is will it pass the durability test???

[@dype446]

@lIlIllIlIIl can i see

[@reenumaheshwari8224]

Bad

[@iKapJloc]

I guess "flying" on Titan will feel more like diving, with less outside pressure of course

[@yoda50yearsago99]

“this planet is completely covered in water” “What would happen if you accidentally crash landed your ship there?” *subnautica intensifies*

[@Jay2480]

Yes

[@TimotheeLafleur]

You're like the kid in class that stole my answer when she asked what our favorite food was

[@Spladoinkal]

You beat me to it. When he talked about creatures that may be lurking there Injust thought of the reaper leviathan

[@winniethepooh2941]

The planet with one side hot should be called sunbeam

[@tomh7995]

Omg yes

[@tristanz4235]

I can’t even imagine what Scientists name their kids... “Come here Plonk28372”

[@garrettgautreaux4080]

Think of Elon Musk

[@adrianmacrel5950]

Haha nice one

[@maxzseno1300]

ITS A ROBUCK CODE -.

[@maxzseno1300]

Garrett Gautreaux 0-0

[@JuicyTobacco]

@@garrettgautreaux4080 Yeah, Musk is an idiot

[@JavienWashington]

It's like these planets were named after super old graphics cards.

[@blissurzu7216]

Javien Washington graphics card architecture better yet. Nvidia had the Kepler architecture.

[@theguyyoucantstand6222]

Scientist:What do I call this planet? It's old as fuck and looks hot like a dragon's lair or some shit. Whoever's in charge of the names: Zotac GTX 580 AMP2! Edition

[@dimitrigerogiannis8001]

TheGuyYouCantStand You tried to be funny...

[@bogroman13]

Yeah, also the ones "living" on Titan should make a video card called GTX EARTH XP.

[@ElasticoOFCL]

And up to date Motherboards

[@fettugenie749]

imagine the constant reminder that you’re single and your shadow get’s more action than you

[@wakeupandsmellit]

Titan: *Has oil* *Americans arrive* Thanos: Titan was like any other planet...

[@puneethsadaram]

WeAreTheDmitri titans not a planet tho😂

[@pananslewbw]

Music - GACHA LIFE woh chill dude

[@discontinuedchannel4544]

ATOM More offence? Well fuck! I ain’t overweight! I’m underweight. If you can’t respect us, we won’t respect you! Stop assuming this shit you worthless rag! I bet when you begged for that 1.00 Barbie doll that comes with a damn race car! Get to it! Clearly, we’re humans. We’re all the same thing just live in different places. What? You haven’t heard of respect? Guess what, respect is something your NOT doing right now. I would respect you if you didn’t god damn insult my country. Yea, Maybe I have anger issues or a short temper, but at least I have some common sense! If you didn’t know, there is much larger people is different countries. America isn’t first, and probably will never be first. America has enough to feed its country, and some take that too hard and get larger. But let me say, just because they’re big does not me you have to insult them for it! Imagine, they’re probably depressed or angry! So if you would mind, how would you like it if some random internet guy insulted you for your appearance/weight?

[@gmbtgmng]

@@discontinuedchannel4544 well said, I agree I hate when people say all Americans are overweight, also just like you I'm also underweight

[@discontinuedchannel4544]

letony urquidi Thank you for your agreement. For once, somebody respects the truth.

[@MusicDecomposer]

How to name planets: smash your head on the keyboard.

[@danielhosein5696]

Let me try

[@danielhosein5696]

YhkcnxtjgI

[@danielhosein5696]

New planet

[@Singh-nz7yc]

@@danielhosein5696 add numbers

[@Gamingmaster-jv9zj]

Sounds like something from Chernobyl

[@norky6197]

Video: We have only 1 shadow! Me standing in middle of two lamps: *Im 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

[@tjvlogging5175]

Me standing in the middle of 8 lamps:Amateur

[@mutedwoodlands]

Me standing in between 15 lamps: Don’t test me mortals

[@avalokitesvara1989]

The comment I was looking for.

[@nix.i]

*Me standing between 30* I am the black hole.

[@dist-arab4777]

*ME STANDING BETWEEN 60 LAMPS* *AMATEURS*

[@studlord9970]

If the two separate light sources are at similar angles then you would have multiple shadows, but if the separate light sources are at highly opposed angles, then you would have NO shadows, assuming the light sources are of comparable intensities.

[@Damo-hg5wo]

Thank you

[@flakcannonhans]

Imagine lighting a cigarette on Titan The entire universe: *explodes*

[@alexandertwol]

Zach Alt the second Big Bang?

[@Hasnain1F]

@@alexandertwol The first "big bang" wasn't big, nor was it a bang.

[@harrywalton2517]

Oil doesn’t ignite

[@bee-ud6zu]

Hasnain Nazeer not only are you wrong, you’re stupid.

[@maxime9006]

Hasnain Nazeer The universe expanded trillions of miles in seconds. If that’s not big I don’t know what is.

[@z_ol_k1875]

Titan: **exists** USA: *Hippty Hoppty Your Oil Is Now My Property*

[@getunderstandingpodcast]

Sad but true

[@2mmz]

gl getting there and back

[@mimibefekadu1600]

My gosh that rhymes

[@Salviasmoker]

Did you get that from technoblade

[@z_ol_k1875]

@@Salviasmoker no

[@TGMS77]

Astronomer: But why, honey? His wife: JARED I'M NOT LETTING YOU CALL OUR CHILD JL-9301

[@lennibunni]

Lol

[@irfok727]

😂

[@sm.chrisss]

Poor Jared :((

[@chudmegumin]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tendodeku]

@@TGMS77 now 408

[@lastarbiter6822]

The whole thing about GJ1214-b having such a deep ocean and the idea of it possibly holding some crazy monsters in there reminds me of the game Barotrauma where you have to navigate the deep oceans of Europa and survive against the cold abyss, pressure, and alien underwater life forms.

[@xizotheuhidk]

It's weird how you mentioned Barotrauma instead of Subnautica, but hey, that's probably because you've never played it, and I also didn't.

[@daft_mervy]

It makes me think of Iron Lung. That game was absolutely terrifying!

[@trappist-1d587]

Uhm yeah, you ain't gonna mention Subnautica? I can already imagine people in the future with their ship and suddenly seeing a green beam and hearing a very lit music (abandon ship).

[@lastarbiter6822]

@@trappist-1d587 no

[@veloticzx2803]

Normal person: What should we name this planet we just found? Astronomer: What was my roblox password again? Ah, yes.

[@catcontentstudios6189]

Velotic ZX D-1563527266273-XD

[@elay_804]

Good joke man😂😂

[@100ksubscriberwithnovideos8]

😂😂😂

[@sythlorde]

dude, no one has time to be nerds and name planets everytime a scientist names a planet after something they like, like a greek god or an egyptian pharaoh, the regular people shout about illuminattiii and other retarded concepts... so the code is all you get . good.

[@MaesReverie]

@@sythlorde r/whoooosh

[@siddhoot]

Titan: **exists** USA: aight folks, pack your bags, we’re going to titan

[@rodrigoribeirodeazevedo9238]

Let's bring democracy to this uncharted moon.

[@sarimhamid7810]

Ha lol!

[@Foolishgladiator]

Titan: has oil America: Hey

[@gabrielangelorvalmores8212]

I thought this was an attack on titan reference but ok

[@spearmintlatios9047]

E cringe

[@junoketchup7981]

Titan: *has oil* USA : *it's free real estate* Titan: _Saturn, I don't feel so good..._

[@Zaulhunter]

Hi, I'm Totoro haha

[@rl3.073]

USA: titan is hiding “nuclear weapons” let’s send space troops down there because it’s not any of our business.

[@ridge9246]

@Ali Balta lmao

[@el_jay83]

Titan needs karen

[@nickpaschentis5284]

Purge the Xenos.

[@riven8890]

GJ1214-b be like: "Detecting multiple leviathan class predators in the area, are you sure whatever you are doing is worth it?"

[@Cyborg_Lucas]

Yea pretty much just rename it to 4546B now we just need alterra and trans-govs lol

[@dadjoke5446]

Astronomer: What should we name the next planet? **looks at HP printer name** Perfect

[@Datisfunny]

What should we name the next planet Rages on game and hits keyboard Perfect

[@tokyomacko4138]

Astronomer: Oooh A planet, What should we name it? NASA Intern: *Looks at WiFi Password* Perfect.

[@maki-roll5416]

I'm pretty sure you copied this one

[@2pop39]

Noob 9281 shut your hater ass up

[@boiustoius7023]

Anti Gaming your*

[@andreaandrea2277]

Imagine what kind of creatures live in that whole water planet

[@Ulissescars]

Actually, we don't even know if there is life in those planets...

[@jamiel8288]

@@Ulissescars we also don’t know there isn’t, so don’t be boring :P

[@michaelthesanta3610]

my favorite is A T O M

[@ShadowReaper-pu2hx]

Imagine it’s none, lol.

[@BILLYdaGOAT-rd5im]

Don't worry someone has to pull a subnautica and go to that planet(but it could be years from now)

[@The_Horizon]

I just realized my profile picture has the same color pallet as yours

[@gold_bloom]

ok

[@yipp-7841]

Woah nice

[@ev3rblues]

Woah really

[@virginialao5132]

Try naming all of the servers you have ever joined.

[@The_Horizon]

​@@virginialao5132 find any minecraft server. if it has more than 2 people on, ive been on it / heard of it

[@two_k_and_five]

6:45 “Player has died experiencing kinetic energy”

[@SquirrelASMR]

I had like 4 shadows in a gym with weird lights... so take that Kepler 16b

[@JudyCoxify]

Kepler 16b has been beet AND DOUBLED OOOOONN EARTH!

[@skapadabna]

Ive been in my own home that i get 3 or 4 shadows

[@p1sau]

I have 69 shadows

[@rosymo0nn]

Wasz I have 666 shadows

[@chadangeles3856]

same

[@Blablablagailshell123]

It is mind boggling how much is known about planets we've never been to........

[@KeitonHarrison]

right

[@dependentmedia4261]

Love u

[@2ToneDrank]

we havent even been to the moon lmao, space is fake

[@lostprince4442]

It's only observation its more like a theory

[@harrypothai]

Ben Benetis plz say ur not being serious ?

[@KnownNiche1999]

"titan's 20% has more oil and gas than Earth. USA: *TRIGGERED*

[@alonelyperson6031]

Let's give it a taste of freedom

[@SynisterFour]

DEM COMMIE TITANIANS GOT OIL !!!

[@jz1578]

Lol

[@elasolezito]

USA: Challenge accepted ! **world watches as Matt Damon skyjumps with a 'Murican flag... FUCK YEA !!!

[@dylancain3934]

The US will attempt to invade it soon.

[@mrfatratera3778]

Its not impossible to have 2 shadows, actually its really easy you just need 2 flashlights and a dark room.

[@mrfatratera3778]

Actually im in my room and there is 3 shadows of me

[@psstno3304]

@@mrfatratera3778 jenius

[@spongebob9682]

They are talking about other than that

[@ntdscherer]

Looks like there are basically three comments on this video. 1. USA loves oil 2. What's with the planet names? 3. Subnautica

[@AvalonsMessenger]

don't forget the thanosposting

[@darkpc7900]

And 4.there is multiple shadows on earth comment

[@Ghostface1996.scream]

Stfu

[@ntdscherer]

@Tahlia Harris !!!

[@puro2602]

*The Leviathan has awaken*

[@johnj4011]

Earth: Water Covers 70% of my surface :D GJ1214-b: *Pathetic.*

[@christianr1941]

Lol

[@rubiali100]

True

[@czechia4600]

Shush

[@CoreRealm]

Water: I'm 100% water GJ1214-b: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary

[@luankliengeld610]

Subnautica deadzones be like...

[@noxman1138]

When your shadow has a better relationship than you

[@zetjet9901]

😂😂😂

[@legogamesandmore2139]

Haaaaa

[@kboat-nr3bk]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lucedomich1468]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@niveszizic3986]

Lol

[@LuckyOwl_7]

1:11 "Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?"

[@HDv2b]

I want an episode explaining how we know the weather on planets so far away.

[@sniffls4454]

I feel like im being lied to -

[@arpitdas4263]

Satellite spectroscopy

[@rjtheryan]

Scientists are able to distinguish weather patterns on other planets based on measuring their light rays and colors which gives us an indication of temperature. Plus the distance between a planet and its star has a very big impact on temperature. The size and mass of a planet also has an impact on weather, as denser planets are going to be much more pressurized and extreme.

[@JasonsFilmsYT]

We can know the Weather on other planets trillions of miles away yet we can't predict the weather on Earth more than a week in advance?

[@davidtran9455]

@@JasonsFilmsYT It’s soooo much more than trillions of miles. If we shine a bright light, it would take trillions of years to reach some planets

[@safi3968]

"Titan rains oil" Me: "One lighter is all I need"

[@IsmaelFelmban]

bro thats gotta be an illegal idea

[@umwhatamIdoinghere]

@Jayden Jester unfortunately I don't think lighting a fire there would have the effect we are all imagining. I think the fuel would be running a little too rich.

[@IMSimplySuperior]

@@umwhatamIdoinghere true, also I don't think there's any oxygen there so it's impossible to make a fire unless you urself somehow supply oxygen to it but as soon as you stop then it would stop burning

[@dolebiscuit]

As previously stated, there's not enough oxygen to cause combustion on Titan. So no fire hazard.

[@legendaryhuntertutorialsti6713]

I actually would think that it would cover the lighter enough that it would drench the lighter and make it not work

[@Jazseklol]

*Titan has tons of oil* America: it’s mine

[@scarlettwitch1472]

Was this pun intended?

[@GuiltyCash]

@@scarlettwitch1472 indeed.

[@joey104102]

This comment format is so played out... not funny or clever

[@JMW-vq2uo]

I was HOPING to see a comment like this 💀

[@chocolatespaceship1533]

Thanks

[@celinqq6591]

If 2 suns exist: Antarctica: I don’t feel so good

[@wewontgiveup6079]

Humans exist Antartica: id rathee have another sun

[@Kian_0708]

Antarctica won’t be so lonely anymore since everybody would be flocking there to flee from the heat

[@andycole366]

@@wewontgiveup6079 give up hippie.

[@zaraxx8757]

Celinqq Donald trump still wouldn't think the ice is melting

[@gouthamkumar1750]

@@wewontgiveup6079 lol

[@waspywasp451]

Scientists announce Ice 7 "It's ice, but better!"

[@aaronchristian7370]

Waspy Wasp sounds like iPhone

[@jackdizzy123]

Just sounds like Nintendo marketing to me

[@puneetfonia1974]

Pineapple

[@raptorcell6633]

7 times better infact

[@ToyotaOle]

Does it come with wireless charging and zero buttons?

[@raf221]

Titan is full of oil **whisper** it makes cars go USA 👀

[@thepixelatedpug8952]

raf221 Ayyy Bill wurtz!

[@michaelangello1327]

I'm just thinking, if Titan has lot of Gas and Oil and someone tries to light up something.... Kaboom?

[@RAKITHA9]

Michael Angello they have a no smoking sign up for visiting aliens

[@shenanigansandstuff1656]

HI I JUST SENT YOU A MESSAGE FROM FAR AWAY *technology is going to go crazy*

[@liur740]

Michael Angello well since it's so cold, HOW DO YOU EVEN MAKE FIRE THERE????

[@pavel6718]

Imagine getting a weight tied to your leg and dropped on the planet full of water.. would you down first ? Or would something lurking on there kill you (despite that the water is toxic)

[@noodle6828]

Or would the pure pressure crush your body before you could even think about breathing

[@vulcanraven9701]

Pavel: that is the most interesting planet of those listed imo. But if it has life that'd be cool

[@shahzadasiddiquee1391]

Both are terrific

[@gooch4560]

"Over 10x more gas and OIL" U.S: *breathing heavily*

[@bobbycraig2583]

also u.s: _100S OF TIMES?_ *asphyxiates to death*

[@am-qr1og]

HAHA

[@lanceraphael7255]

This is why Thanos's massive ships doesnt run out of oil

[@jdowg6]

That thumbnail bro

[@foxy126pl6]

Titan: we have oil... USA wants to know your location

[@hkayakh]

foxy126 PL we have 100 years left of oil

[@happyboi2536]

*FBI, open up!*

[@selenehall1798]

Liquid methane is liquid fart .-.

[@willk302982]

Thanos would be mad

[@happyboi2536]

@Zee Hawk appreciated. :)

[@nabotic6832]

America: I don't wanna explore titan Scientists: it has oil America: *HOLD MY BEER*

[@Lubin-md4ml]

*hold my whiskey*

[@TheRealFredbearPlush]

Hold my middle eastern oil can

[@lucacrescente9022]

Hold my American football ball

[@lagoz4762]

hold my donald trump.

[@CharlieTheSupersaurus]

@@lagoz4762 Oh, you touch my Donald Trump. Mmmmm....my big big wall.

[@Lexysssss]

"Titan Rains Oil" Americans : *proceeds to land on the moon with oil mines*

[@FELLIIP3]

america is a continent

[@samael5552]

Astronomist: sees planet that’s slightly orange. Hmm let’s call this planet carrot

[@richlyrich6547]

R/Youngpeopleyoutube

[@sweuzed4558]

Richly Rich r/ihavereddit

[@wintertriggersme6304]

Richly Rich Did you even watch the video lmao

[@thisisanaccount7165]

@Renagadde IKR r/whooosh

[@shockedmusic1]

@Renagadde IKR CORROT 7B

[@SmK1ng]

Good thing they dropped ice 7 cause ice 6 was getting pretty boring

[@somed00d44]

Hyped for ice 8

[@njez7563]

hey bro sackboy

[@disnacraven9620]

@@somed00d44 yeah the trailer seems sick

[@maayan0990]

Haaaaaa omg I'm dead 😂😂😂

[@glogour_404]

Sack Boi leggo

[@RandomRyan]

Titan has more oil than Earth USA: *Travels across space*

[@tr0nmo992]

HAIDA YOU WERE BETTER THAN THISSSS!!!!!! (do you even know this is from an anime called aggretsuko)

[@nachoman69]

@rgtrooper13 fucking normie

[@suskysulky]

@@nachoman69 ?

[@Mistakia]

@Ck_house no

[@nobodyasked3937]

Video: “A planet just completely made of water” Subnautica players: *Just like the simulations*

[@ninjakillergaming4891]

scientists named these planets by smashing their heads in the keyboard

[@thereselinhart9191]

Yes I agree XD

[@aegyo_daydreamer9734]

lmao 😂

[@aleleliah]

Thanks for giving me a good laugh😂

[@utuberocks34342135]

True. With what intention do astronomers give those planets such weird names?

[@r_thekingslayerx4352]

Lol

[@Thunder-ob7bv]

"Which means that the entire planet would be covered in an ocean hundreds of kilometers deep. Our own ocean only goes down a MERE eleven kilometers..." Next video: The ocean is way deeper than you think."

[@archyy1615]

Dudeee i also have that video next to this one hh!

[@DarkKnight-wf3po]

Lmaooo

[@DarkKnight-wf3po]

I got the "you are smaller than you think" one

[@liminalb1rds158]

This dude an absolute clown lmao

[@mina_itse]

That just goes to show how deep the other planet's ocean is

[@gmgolf]

Alright but who named these planets😂

[@mariannmariann2052]

A 2 yr old child who smashed the keyboard.

[@tvtaxidermy3322]

gm__golf there is infinity plants so they had to do it to em’

[@vaahtobileet]

go ahead and invent a unique name for each ant in an anthill.

[@MB-ef8ys]

They use a really complicated chart system

[@joshuakim3896]

gm_golf, I guess they like b so much they put it in most of there planets(or moon) they found

[@rancejackson7687]

A planet with more shadows. Someone call Peter pan and tell him we found his dream planet

[@heavenlydusk]

We did it people

[@rancejackson7687]

Lol

[@randomgoose3704]

2220: America declares war on Saturn for Titan

[@theeyepatch1219]

This will age really well dude just wait till 2220

[@kyle5436]

Nostradamus is that you?

[@julie.marshall]

Eren be like 🧐😒😤😡😬

[@spongebobwassoldfor62cents69]

@@julie.marshall y'all what if Titan is actually where the SNK universe takes place :0

[@julie.marshall]

@@spongebobwassoldfor62cents69 omg oh shoot omg OMG OMG what if.... OOP

[@felpz2001]

A whole planet of water: * exists * *Subnautica intensifies*

[@rileykipp5219]

😳😳😳

[@penxu1n]

Lmao I was thinking that 😂

[@GoobyGooberton]

I just started singing abandon ship

[@ilkkakarti8141]

Was just bout to comment that lmao

[@Jazseklol]

EEEEAAAY I JUST THOUGHT OF THAT IN MAH HEAD!!!!

[@twinasians6551]

Why can’t they actually name planets like they do in Star Wars? 😂😂😂

[@King-mj2bn]

It'd get pretty old after the first 10,000 or so

[@StrikaAmaru]

They get a fancy name when we go live on them.

[@EddieMoonWalker]

there is one planet called Tatooine, i believe its orbitting a double star.....

[@masterpoio5861]

Because the movies are trash

[@sppender8099]

They name the planets like they name SCPs

[@g4ym3ch4n1c]

no one: Titan: is called Titan Marvel fans: * Vietnam war flashbacks *

[@mohammedawad1853]

Scientists: What should We name this new planet? ”looks at wifi password” Perfect!

[@pk11207]

Lmao

[@Lily-kk2tu]

Well if you weren't experienced in space, then you'll not know the meaning. Shut up

[@ido4790]

@@Lily-kk2tu I bet you're fun in parties.

[@fredar1217]

@@Lily-kk2tu and you are?

[@mohammedawad1853]

Petal Stone I bet you don’t know the meaning too, so what are you trying to prove? 🤦‍♂️

[@jendostromann6744]

"100's of times more natural gas and oil then is located on all of Earth" the United States of America would like to know your location

[@keithpucarelli6991]

More like the world? Why does everyone only think America is the only country doing the bad shit 😂

[@fatdogonsand3523]

@Crested so you’re telling me the only country trying to get any fossil fuels is America

[@fatdogonsand3523]

@Crested then complain about China since they use almost double the amount of fossil fuels we do

[@fatdogonsand3523]

@Crested how are you gonna complain about the 2nd worse country and not complain about the 1st, who uses almost double the amount

[@fatdogonsand3523]

@Crested that’s because it’s a constant depleting resource that the US’ society/economy is mainly based on gas, and if there is a shortage, gas prices will rise, affecting the 91% of the population who own a car negatively. This has been seen in the incident where Russians hacked a major US gas pump. And the US does less than 25% of the damage to the planet than China does while acquiring and processing fossil fuels.

[@damianalvarez7911]

Titan: •has oil• USA: *hippity hoppity this is now my property*

[@onlyhuman5669]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

[@debmitra4384]

Titan needs some democracy and freedom

[@MoltenLqva]

Yeet

[@rayquaza1053]

Tejal Om....who the hell still says ROFL? 🙄

[@didyoujustwhat]

Its_abi_s | Them, and you just said it too

[@nathanaelcrowder5442]

Reallifelore (Joseph Pisenti) will always be one of the top youtubers on earth who will forever be engraved in our memories!

[@Ace-lp1rf]

Oil Planet: I need someone to talk to. America: On my way, holy shit!

[@jackfrost6468]

Ace Sars oil planet:hey im home alone usa:hey hey

[@Bruhwhatthehellbruh]

Sounds like Titan could use some freedom.

[@metalmishap]

Ill be over with some democracy.

[@meowmeowmeow594]

Ace Sars FREEDOM IN SPACE!

[@beachchaos1863]

steroids4champions Titan has oil..?

[@snoopydog9865]

5:36 damn thats a *_T H I C C_* atmosphere

[@huawen1065]

u reminded me of a time when my friend got lazy and spelled thiccc instead of thick, then he wrote Earth, but to me he wrote Fart[take the bottom line of E take away h

[@lettucemayopickleketchup47]

snoopy dog lol 👏

[@thecoyote9866]

Ice Aliens on titan, called it

[@jekyr7940]

Thanks for stealing my comment that has 500+ likes

[@snoopydog9865]

@@jekyr7940 i didn't see it i was watching the video and i just commented this i didn't check if someone made this comment

[@Co_hesive]

NASA: can we go to Titian, a moon of Saturn? USA: No NASA: we found oil on it USA: *runs to Titan*

[@xvxSKYNETxvx]

We have more oil and natural gas in America than we could use in 100 years. We are energy independent thanks to Trump. We don't need Saudia Arabia, let alone Titan. Very sad.

[@littlebeanze8210]

Matthew Bonk that might be true but why are you taking a joke comment seriously

[@Co_hesive]

Little Beanze ikr

[@yungchangsta]

*Titian* *Tittyan

[@AndHeWalksAway]

I am Titan!!

[@_lucian891]

Can u do another one of these it was really interesting and cool! 🙏

[@peachiiisims]

he could literally say anything about other planets and i would probably believe it

[@Sky-el8cx]

On another planet ...your dad actually comes back with the milk

[@Sky-el8cx]

Lol jk: actually saying jk makes it sound like I was kidding about him coming back

[@Inactive54868]

If you go to Mars, your bodily fluids turn into lava.

[@Robert-uy4yg]

Bria Mc. Random can’t wait to go to mars now, i’ll finally be hot

[@androidbutterscotchkitty]

Robert LMAO

[@furryparty3454]

Imagine watching your shadow having a partner and still don’t have a girlfriend/boyfriend

[@sansincontrol4178]

@Michael Klump they kinda do, and that's kinda sexist

[@BeWaReJay]

sans in control ????

[@sansincontrol4178]

@@BeWaReJay they deleted the comment to make me look like an idiot

[@ohnah7591]

@@sansincontrol4178 what was the comment ?

[@izz_luke_ok4636]

3:30 the reason it looks so good is because it’s in HD

[@sir_sack]

Your point?

[@sir_sack]

@@crispy3299 bruh, I wrote that at 1am. You need to chill. Ever heard of punctuation? You should try it sometime.

[@sir_sack]

@@crispy3299 I edited the second comment to add the second part you tool. Also, you’re the one who corrected my grammar and then say it’s pointless for me to correct your punctuation. Get a life.

[@reidvillage]

@@crispy3299 bruh he’s arguing with me on another comment aswell.

[@reidvillage]

@@crispy3299 lmao

[@keyoia]

why is no one talking about the names give to the planets? mans was tired and just smashed his keyboard lmfao

[@justamanwithsomesoup3352]

Literally everyone is talking about it with the same unoriginal comment.