5 Minute Crafts I Regret Doing!

[@azarscar5565]

I find it absolutely fascinating that in almost every video he trashes his filming room (and or kitchen) and then in the next video it’s spotless again. Whoever cleans his apartment works absolute wonders

[@LiciaYoung]

Bridta, and she films as KeepingFarrisClean. She also runs his behind the scenes community stuff like selling his glitter for charity 🥹

[@Rockchick1358]

Bridta is amazing!!!

[@aubreynethaway8781]

They are definitely getting paid a lot !

[@shenanigans3264]

@@LiciaYoung h

[@Ariel_ButNotTheMermaid]

hopefully he owns that property at this point. no landlord or neighbors would realistically deal with it. I always thought he bought it as a "studio" to record and they live elsewhere

[@Breadaddy]

The fact that Brandon hasn’t broken any bones on camera is honestly impressive

[@idiothello9705]

Fr

[@cheekyb71]

Right?!?!? I've broken bones walking from the lounge to the kitchen, attempting a socks and linoleum slide à la Risky Business, riding my bike, tripping over a stick, this one time I tried snowboarding and broke three vertebrae.... and still none of those were as dangerous as a day in the life of Brandon! I honestly don't know how he is still alive!

[@Breadaddy]

@@cheekyb71 either it’s all preplanned stunts, Brandon’s shelves are all safety proofed, or Brandon is made of steel

[@cheeryheart7487]

@@Breadaddy I think it's actually the reverse he's survived bc he's made of cooked spaghetti

[@Breadaddy]

I mean, probably

[@jenniferapplegate149]

I'm starting to think that Brandon needs someone with him while he's recording. To be ready with a phone to call for emergency services...

[@Luvcook]

I'm starting to agree with you there. I think that shelf fall actually hurt him that time.

[@akishikmia2048]

When he cooks he needs Gordon Ramsay to help him

[@canigohome2896]

Don’t forget the first aid package and maybe even a therapist on speed dial

[@Luvcook]

While you're at it, can you get me one too?

[@Dizz2K7]

He doesn't record alone.

[@newmsies]

it's difficult for me to believe he's never broken a bone doing this stuff and I'm 100% convinced he's made himself sick countless of times doing this too 😭

[@vanillakittie]

"Mother Mary and her one child Jesus!" He said that with so much emotion.

[@jeremybaumeister9609]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Celixity_official]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 🛩🏢🏢

[@fluxfaun5155]

my favorite ongoing joke is that brandon doesn't know what pads/tampons are and uses them only for recreational purposes

[@Toothless918]

lol😅

[@latoyadeumeland6259]

Pee poo poo

[@latoyadeumeland6259]

Pee pee poo poo

[@bellegold2303]

I cannot imagine how strong Brandon’s taste buds must be after all the random stuff he eats

[@boo-dl1lx]

Shit got abs💪

[@TwizzCrop]

@@boo-dl1lx bro what about his face he keeps on tripping and getting squished by shelves

[@dinosaurs_are_chickens_wit5210]

Ikr

[@ivoryisaac6644]

Or how dead they are lol

[@4RS0NFRR]

I think he’s broken, he’s eating like three tarantulas-

[@BlueJay2]

You know the first few times I watched Brandon destroy his whole room I was stressed and was worried about both him and the contents of the room, but now I'm just desensitized to it lol. I'm half convinced he just has an undo button that he can push and fix everything.

[@yvonnemills1]

I was thinking that to😂

[@darrelmcanan7989]

I can’t get over how Brandon can just eat SPOONFULS UPON SPOONFULS of mayo, and NEVER bat an eye

[@gaiasguardian205]

It's hard to bat your eye when it won't stop twitching.

[@faithslijters3958]

And he's not even dutch

[@sunny8165]

@beyond your imagination u food rolled us.

[@sunny8165]

@Thanks 🅥 food roller

[@profyodorcocksucker_arf]

Bro have u seen him with the smelling salt 😭

[@jaysenrodriguez564]

You know, Brandon is the type of guy to climb a glass wall to see what's on the other side. And I like It 💀

[@boring2483]

Agreed 💀

[@zowieallen5640]

Bro that got me😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@huntergymer131]

Lol

[@bunnys4life239]

Hey but it might be a tinted glass wall you never know

[@oliviajenks2086]

I like this, I'm gonna say this frequently now❤😂

[@nothankyou-ye4gt]

Brandon playing with the tampon is hilarious. “How do you guys even get anything done”

[@Adam-nv9zo]

That was absolutely hilarious. Brandon is definitely one of the funniest people on the internet 🤣

[@nataliedelgado6382]

“Sticky eye patches” 😂 Brandon never fails to make amazing videos😌

[@ImPhox]

IKR LOL 😂

[@KayMarie323]

I think is safe to say that majority of your videos are 20% filming and 80% clean up 💪🏼 I give you props for your dedication and/or your housekeeper, who may or may not have dipped out about a year ago 😉

[@StrawberryPhys]

Oh no, she loves cleaning up his messes, for real. She even has her own channel!

[@robertbuth]

Hahaha how did I not see the underwear thing coming? "Mother Mary and her one child Jesus." Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danitaking3278]

Fr and how do you change your name on your profile?

[@delaneythomas9624]

I wish I had a father like Brandon he seems fun and all my dad does is sit around and watch the news

[@NarutoUzumaki-hi4yq]

Lucky cause my dad beat me when I was a child

[@setu8143]

@@NarutoUzumaki-hi4yq me too he is so controlling

[@depressedpigeon2472]

I thought I'd send this to support your recovery from the broken ribs im sure you sustained in that last clip. but in all seriousness I hope your ok, and thank you so much for making me laugh.

[@nevillebutt232]

.

[@englishatheart]

You're*

[@Scarfacefan1]

1:47 the best drummer ever

[@Zockerdylan9536]

Yes. Y/n : what? YES

[@cagedcorvid]

2:53 can confirm i do that sometimes and then it makes putting it in like 10x harder

[@annaphillips3470]

is anyone gonna mention after he fell with the bookcases he came out covered in glitter.. LOL! I love you Brandon!

[@aardvarks17]

I saw that too!!

[@Rosette-ws3rs]

Hi Brandon!!! You literally make me smile on my worst days, thank you for everything 🥺🥺🥺

[@violetopal6264]

2:44 Don't think I've ever had to pause a video because laughing too much 🤣

[@lauraslyricallife]

My husband saw the thumbnail for this and said "oh look, Brandon's last video ever." I was kinda confused until he pointed out that you must've died under that shelving unit. Glad to see he was wrong! 😅😂

[@lunasnowflake-ns2rh]

at 3:23 ''shut up grandma🙄'' had me laughing🤣

[@TheRealOtziTheIceman]

Hey Brandon I bet you'll never see this but while I was sick I binged watched all of your videos, and you made isolation less lonely and I wish you the best day, and thanks for the laughs!

[@daemonburns-waight2421]

2:20 That's a suspicious wet patch 🤔

[@BaronTheBarberTv]

2:20 Mother Mary and her one child Jesus! Okay now give me your phones. Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sizzleeee334]

The amount of commitment in his videos. I mean full on eating a spoon of mayo and destroying either his kitchen or his room. Respect

[@l0cal_l0s3r]

“MOTHER MARY AND HER ONE CHILD JESUS!” haven’t heard that one before. thank you brandon.

[@kylanbjorkquist3095]

OKAY THAT FLIP AT 3:17 THOUGH! THE MAN IS LIKE AN OLYMPIC GYMAST

[@xtoxicxxkitten8875]

3:18 That was super impressive 😲. This man did it with no hesitation 😂

[@adiTiK0528]

"I think that panties gave me rabies..." - Brandon Farris 2022

[@GhostyBoo_666]

I sometimes forget how tiny Brandon is so seeing him tackle the dummy was really hilarious! 😂

[@holliethompson8739]

Now THIS is a saying for a tee shirt!!

[@Moonie-i5v]

"Mother Mary and her one child Jesus. Okay now give me your phone" had me rolling.

[@Skullsoversins]

I lost it when the Mayo plopped onto the floor out of the diaper. 🤣🤣

[@Tuffman2929]

I know its hard for you to do these off-the-wall videos all the time, but I do believe I almost passed out from laughing so hard MULTIPLE times!!!!!! Love everything about you and what you do bub! Keep being amazing!!!!!!

[@madisondonahue171]

Love your videos Brandon! Thanks for always entertaining us! ♥️

[@PSF4L]

@time to leave earth 🖕🖕

[@masKed_aRtiStXP]

BRO THE WAY THAT BRANDON WAS LEGIT SCREWING AROUND AND PLAYING WITH THE TAMPON LIKE WTHHHH!!! HE SO FUCKING FUNNY I CAN'T- 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@sophie-mv2eo]

i love brandon i can watch his videos without skipping. he makes me happy n smile ❤

[@slapjackq8392]

“Mother Mary and her one child Jesus” fricking killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@nerdyart07]

I Giggled so much; I sometimes don't think Brandon understands how funny he is! LOL!

[@Elda92757]

1:48 me tryng to not be so loud while my parents are sleeping:

[@TDVlogs64]

I can’t get off the fact he played with a tampon😂 2:48

[@emeliaabts477]

He is so committed to everything he does and I love it!!!

[@jayneyoungblood2212]

brandon makes the only videos that make me laugh until i can’t breathe. thank u brandon

[@urfriendlyneighborhoodview8413]

“How am I gonna get the mayo off…?” “Great idea.”

[@RacheWithTheFace]

I’m convinced you just have a surplus of those white shelves. Because HOW are they still standing? 🤣

[@itsleland6234]

4:03 and 4:17 are the best part, ty Brandon for making our days when we are out our lowest💗

[@oliviakren1]

4:10 yes, I do have a concussion.

[@addisonwatkins907]

Are we not gonna talk about in every single video he always gets smushed bu his shelf’s 😂

[@st00py._]

"Mayonnaise is my favorite beverage." "*gags*"

[@kylarose3740]

"Grandma can't, she died" and now so have I from laughter

[@dobbcobb]

This is a certified hood classic

[@Bleach_needs]

No it ain’t

[@user-kx4pb2bo3e]

Yes it is.

[@wolfybollinger8850]

The face he makes when he drank that lemon juice I just can’t stop laughing 😂

[@briannakelly7069]

Same 😂

[@Jayd-marieKehoe]

I bloody love this guys and camron ,always gives me a good laugh 😂

[@GaMMERKitten]

With his beard cut like that, he looks like donut operator

[@rubypetter4420]

I love how will always find a way to make us laugh even if it's hurting him self, be kinder to yourself Brandon take care love your vids

[@kialagaskins7078]

You are the best me and my mom watch you all time, I love your videos.

[@danirutter3165]

when he said “cold water … no that’s a coke cola “ 😂

[@jakejohnniecarington-ONTOP]

I woke up at 3:30 and hopped on my crome and you made this video like 34 minutes ago

[@leahrayeann]

When the shelf fell I was like, “welp, RIP Brandon”.

[@Fancyanimates]

3:06 is my favorite line from this video

[@rainbowmommy1224]

😂 it sounds like u just kept on going like through the neighbors and on out in the parking lot there Brandon 😂😂 I love these videos ❤❤❤❤❤

[@coolgurl72]

i love how brandon never fails to make our days 😁

[@LingGaming]

ikrrr

[@vanillakittie]

Overused:)

[@melissaj3869]

Omg… the glitter in his hair and the lemon juice face got me good 🤣

[@Izzy-qr4rl]

Hey Brandon, love you and your videos. I'm also just surprised you haven't broken a bone on some of these 🤣

[@kaileyeckelkamp1143]

"they've got one foot in the grave and one foot in my business, get out of it!!" 🤣🤣💜

[@-XxnovaxX-]

3:57 HAEYYYEAE

[@Retirededitor]

Please someone please hire Brandon a babysitter or someone to call 911 when he does almost burn down his apartment

[@Zoebrown1234]

I love Brandon’s videos so much he always makes me laugh and he uses different jokes everyday love the videos

[@sarahbarbella6104]

The dallop of mayo falling out the man diaper 🤣🤣🤣 LOVE your channel

[@banarosdied]

1:26 hmm i see a meme

[@theredheadedlinguine5298]

i feel like brandon’s back on smelling salts

[@THE_KNIGHTS_HAUNTS]

3:43 this is like a cartoon 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@jayneworsfold6547]

🤣🤣 the tampon.. is this a confetti cannon 🤣🤣 Brandon this is sooo funny but please be careful 🤣 💜💜💜

[@DrunkCatHusker]

Brandon, I think it’s time for you to join the feathered family after how high you flew at 1:20

[@mushroomd3411]

No one: Absolutely no one: Brandon: 😀Maynaise my fav beverage😀

[@samlovesamlife]

Brandon looking like egg man from the live action sonic movie

[@wee_gaya4455]

ahhhh yes, the shelfs falling again! Brings back memories

[@wylanvallotton4462]

At 4:17 your tendon escaped your neck and ran for the border.

[@Murr_5924]

AH THATS TERRIFYING 😭

[@mochistuffz9118]

WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE AN ALTERNATE FROM THE MANDELA CATALOG🤠

[@tabithazietlow2736]

@@mochistuffz9118 Nothing is worth the risk

[@escanor5486]

U are one of the only ytbers that genuinely puts a smile on my face and makes me laugh

[@Malax_1M]

Brandon: destroying his apartment The neighbors: “there goes the crackhead that I hear each morning“ I love ur videos they are super funny😂♥︎

[@A_AA_AA_AA_AA_A]

This is so Funny, I Love seeing Brandon’s Videos! (Those Poor Shelves and Dummy go through so Much!)

[@samanthablock9079]

I've had the flu for 4 days and I've been watching your videos non-stop. They make me laugh and smile. Thanks so much Brandon

[@k.am_86]

**eats a massive spoonful of mayonnaise** "mayonnaise is my favorite beverage!!" "hCiHKSGhd--"

[@Kenneth_Rogers]

Time of D**th 3:39 IYKYK

[@Arandomaccc]

I don't know 🤔

[@Justahandle-1]

Him: 2 t and a l He is a boy He is not ok A shelf once hell on him almost killing him. Whitch one?

[@stefanielopez4994]

2:19 MOTHER MARY AN HER ONE CHILD JESUS 1:46 bro fell like a cartoon character

[@ssunnys]

0:17 " *blekck* hmHM- m m-"

[@willmountain60]

2:21 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “mother marry and her one child Jesus!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg no matter how many times I listen to that it’ll always make me laugh.

[@marlenaizak3283]

bro went flying to the back rooms at 1:20

[@astec7276]

"MOTHER MARY AND HER ONE CHILD JESUS." I could rewatch that part over and over again and still die of laughter💀😭

[@thedemonskid]

4:17 OH MY GOD 😂😂😂

[@bunnoperson8782]

I have never seen a thumbnail that screams chaos more

[@notme4762]

2:00 😂😂😂

[@Dusty76]

2:19 "MOTHER MARY AND HER ONE CHILD JESUS" 😂😂😂

[@helayna2949]

Brandon seriouse question.. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TOO CLEAN UP AFTER A VIDEO?!?!?!?!? ALSO love the videos!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!!!🤭🤭

[@kaleahsadventures6886]

He has a cleaner if you subscribe to the news channel you might find a way to meet her 😉

[@kaceybrandt2897]

He has a cleaning lady to do that 😁😁😁

[@helayna2949]

@@kaceybrandt2897 oooh ok ty:)

[@helayna2949]

@@kaleahsadventures6886 oooh that makes sense

[@Hopee_xp]

Yes Brandon!! Thanks for doing a five minute crafts! As much as love you making them I love you trying to do them to lol.

[@scooter2270]

You should make cat treats

[@CruzDaniel-do7ds]

Had me laughing uncontrollably at 3:40

[@domestic-short-haired-cat]

3:50 holy shit are u sure your okay?

[@itswil769]

this must be your first time 😂

[@alana_bear2880]

I love your 5 minute craft videos you make them so funny that I cry of laughter.

[@사라-x5r]

0:50 me watching this video on an iPhone 6: O_O