5 REALLY WEIRD Services You Can Actually Buy in China

[@dtulip1]

lol...I think I've found my new answer at interviews..."where do you see yourself in 5 years?"...In China, as a white person for rent :D

[@duallove6909]

Can I hire someone to get fat and sick for me while I eat all the bad food?

[@aurorabennett2023]

how do you become a white guy to rent

[@sweetpapayasourpeach]

Aurora Bennett That's what I was wondering!

[@aurorabennett2023]

Nur Sham i wish that was a thing

[@antagonist8629]

Aurora Bennett go to CHI,na and I'm sure you'll get a job. I was in Beijing once and this family wanted photos with me, just for being foreign

[@heesingsia4634]

Just put your profile up on Grindr

[@tenyomo]

Hee Sing Sia see what you did there :) hahahaha

[@annainspain5176]

Where I live you can "rent" a person (usually a man) to do odd jobs around the home like change electrical sockets, hang curtain rods, move heavy furniture etc. People save up a bunch of things like that and then hire the guy for several hours or a day. Services also include picking up your drycleaning, walking your dog and taking your kids to school, or even attending concerts or business dinners where you're expected to bring someone along. They used to call it "rent a husband" until they realised it lent itself to misinterpretation.

[@tb14333]

Traffic service would be the most useful and practical to me

[@Brollyssweetface]

While it's not super popular, here in America, you can pay someone to stand in line for you. This can be useful for black friday, new releases, and conventions.

[@Name2site]

Especially if it the jam lasts for weeks and you have an important event to get to.

[@samanprasanna4056]

brotherbandit r

[@hyenico]

Tatiana Brittian I'm gonna take this traffic jam business thing and apply it to Indonesia

[@skylinefever]

That sounds like a good service, but how do you know if your replacement is a good driver?

[@whatsababytodo8612]

I have heard of boyfriend/girlfriend rentals before. I have always thought that it would be an awesome idea if you needed a tour guide, but didn't want to be part of a large group following and umbrella wielding group leader. They would be able to recommend restaurants and have local knowledge of scenic spots to visit. Since you wouldn't need a hug from your personal tour guide, you could save that $$$. This would be an awesome splinter business if it isn't already a thing!!

[@mariner6796]

That's true! Plus I guess they are more friendly so you can feel comfortable

[@z54964380]

Natalie Coots lol rental bf/gf or part-time bf/gf are just fancy names of hookers and male prostitutes.

[@mariner6796]

Mr Bucket Basically... Yeah

[@YukiNoYume]

Natalie Coots coming from a tourist guide: you actually can hire tourist guides for a personal tour. This obviously costs more than just participating in a group tour, but it definitely is cheaper than renting a boyfriend/girlfriend. Just ask the closest tourist information or any other agency which offers city tours.

[@PlayingPanda]

Did someone edit the video and not change the captions for the last one virgin tea leaf collector?

[@KevhKhoo]

Uh...anyone else have CC turned on and see that Number 1 is strangely different?

[@MyNameIsNoWay]

wow , I'm so early that I don't even know what to write 😂 Love you ❤️x

[@taehyungseyebrow8723]

Ellena Meiere at least you wrote something...

[@miguelvalentin3855]

Love your videos mike keep up your job

[@ekin13]

hahah, the subtitle at the end is freaking hilarious!!!

[@piggypiggyprincess]

I'd buy a robot chef...and a sidekick crab peeler for the robot.

[@MCorpReview]

Wicked Witch agreed. robot chef sounds most practical and least weird.

[@4mei95]

i found out something! your videos are the best! 😁

[@brancanorris8933]

what about the moon insurance. insurance should be part of the service industry as well right? so on moon festival, buy moon insurance. if you can't see the moon due to weather or whatever reasons, you get compensated.

[@sakuralover88]

The captions for the number one service does not match the dialogue or topic.... Shelling is what's in the video and the caption is about tea... it might be just me, but just in case.

[@mariner6796]

True, I was confuse

[@ronc9413]

sakuralover88 I think the editor got confused when adding the caption.

[@preetykumari3961]

i saw that too

[@FrazerHatyai]

one of your better Videos Chen, well dones

[@_angl_]

lmfao the subtitles at the end

[@cbaker8628]

The traffic jam stand in idea is brilliant!

[@kosherpork3034]

Hi, Jackie Chen, thanks for the info.

[@solomonstyxx5116]

I worked as a "crab peeler" in Industry, California for a lil while. I didn't know it had a name, but I was a young looking 20 year old who didn't wear a lot of makeup. At my design firm, I would take the Chinese business men to the local seafood place and serve the table. They were always so sweet and nice!

[@blesbey]

I love that traffic stand in service....that is a genius idea✨😊🙌❤✨! Great video!

[@jink6091]

Hey Chen, Can you figure out why the live seafood in Macao or Hong Kong is so freakin expensive? I ate a lobster there once and it cost me cool $1000.

[@laurencryer6624]

the traffic one is pretty ingenious! : D

[@katherinemalaga3970]

That is so whacked lols!!! The rental boyfriend/girlfriend thing seems like a good plot for a drama, though. XD

[@kamron_thurmond]

Crab peeling is for people with conditions like arthritis.

[@jmdenn3000]

Me:sweating awkwardly as a sharply robot waitress serves me food.

[@bumzo6257]

My god how many channels does this dude have?

[@hendrixbennett9202]

I'd pay to get fed the crab. Like a giant baby with a bib. Haha

[@HiddenprojectVIII]

Crab peeling 🤣

[@yulin114]

Creative Maker Some men just want a pretty girl to feed them.

[@MCorpReview]

Creative Maker so two in one deal where the hired gf peels ur crab in front of parents? haha...juz to make it look legit

[@nelkkakim1336]

Mike, have you been to the hot pot buffet in Boston? It has 3 Floor. If you have not been there then I think you should. The food there are good and the price is 👌

[@franklinhu573]

ear cleaning service.

[@Altern8guy]

I wouldn't mind renting Mike Chen for a date. I hear he is a foodie! 🍙🍖🍗🍔🍲

[@neynachai2462]

You look a lil like Jackie Chan :')

[@IIGeo]

I have had people waitresses in the states when I went to places that had all the crab legs and French fries you can eat, crack them and take the meat out when I told them just bring me french fries because well just that lazy and the work to enjoyment was not there. Of course I tipped. But truth be known I had no idea how to do it and felt stupid asking. But when you travel by yourself its actually comfortable having someone sit with you and help you with the local dishes and conversation is usually pleasant enough to make it worth every penny. I learned more about Korea this way then any tour I went on.

[@forsaken7161]

Is that, how relationships works? Just rent someone? I've never thought it could be that easy

[@OoMASEoO]

The traffic one is very smart!

[@miguelvalentin3855]

Cool video mikee

[@ANTheWhizkid]

the heavy traffic service is actually a quite useful one - in germany we don´t have such traffic jams... but instead we have many drunk people, so our version works kinda the same.... you drive with your car the the location, then you call the service and they come there on foldable electric bikes which fit into the trunk so you can go on the piss and let someone drive you home with your own car... (german efficiency... one guy with one foldable bike for one customer instead of 2 where one returnes the scooter but otherwise same same) actually i like the business model

[@therealg9542]

Haha even looks like the superman in China, love it

[@luvmefood]

I would hire a crab peeler. Heck I would even hire a prawn peeler.

[@MichaelZLim]

Those closing english subs are 🔥

[@truthphobia0579]

my god, I cannot handle crabs so my wife aways peels scrabs and picks out crab meat for me. Next time, I will hire someone to do it for me when my wife is not around.

[@michelle10261]

thank you mike for yourvideo

[@MintChocChip100]

The subtitles at the end of the video (during the crab part) doesn't match up with the video. Instead, it goes into a tea-picking business, which is quite strange in its own practice.

[@aliyahshoulders60]

This is all very sad :(

[@cmirdarthanna5251]

The subtitles at the end were amusing.

[@topnewsdaily9840]

Nice video. Keep it up

[@daraxiong19]

My husband is my official crab peeler lol

[@asianinnorway1475]

Whats going on with Chen news?

[@tomrobinson7235]

That's a Japanese crab vending machine, yo.

[@sandeepbhatnagar20]

WTF...... THIRD CLASS VIDEO

[@marcopolo3001]

The Ferengi would be intrigued by these markets, and I am sure their rules of acquisition would sit well in China as common sense!

[@derrekdickeyjr9604]

Do they rent or hire large black men? For intimidation or security? I'm available!

[@MsKillerdx]

Derrek Dickey jr heh I'd actually pay for that if I ever needed it, itd be epic :p

[@TechnicalDoctorSanjaySharma]

Derrek Dickey jr Large banks may need for security and will pay good if you are strong enough.

[@MariS1980]

lol

[@MetalSnake6199]

What is the name of the background music used in this video?

[@jayal5771]

I actually wanted to hire someone to peel my crabs..... ☺️

[@wanketta]

There is subtitle text in the video about a tea person?

[@WR3ND]

A little too formulaic. I started to zone out. Maybe a little more of your own thoughts on these things between here and there would help. Best regards.

[@TrinhNguyen-sh4fj]

The only one that I heard of is renting the boyfriend/girlfriend but all of the other services are new to me.

[@antoinette2365]

Don't forget the Kareoke girls that will sing with you!

[@johnisaacpaulino69]

Now they should make the robot restaurant from Sam and cat a real thing

[@srreal4821]

Crab peeler is nice when you lost your hands or limbs. But if you have friends or relatives, I'm sure they are willing to do that for you free of chare

[@cheewll]

I was hoping for a pretty girl to feed you food lmao

[@silky0439]

Now I have seen everything!

[@uen4778]

How many channels do you have 😐

[@meriani777]

Wow I don't think I've been this early.

[@trolololololololo57]

Turn on the english subtitles and read the last fact, it is a different one about virgin tea, fun little easter egg

[@harryadair7668]

So it wasn't just my subtitles that was acting strange.

[@auroragb]

crab peeler ftw!

[@avinorkay2113]

Crab peeler... best service ever, swear to gawd.

[@bradlee2093]

Dude you probably get this a lot but you look like a very young Jackie Chan, if you can nail a Jackie impersonation you'd be famous.

[@ernestorodriguez3637]

Rent a girlfriend 😂 😂 genius!

[@samwood1799]

Ok own up, so who was the one that edited the captions at the end of the video?

[@criskity]

How about color car painting services? All their cars seem to be white or grey.

[@timelessd9096]

That means you have never been to China. The cars are just as colorful as anywhere else in the world.

[@purplecandicoated]

The captions

[@hyenico]

I'll pay for the crab peeler service, I don't wanna pay for the crab and work hard just to eat it, besides I've been injured several times before when peeling the crab so I rather use the service of a professional :)

[@melodylove6610]

I wonder if anyone have read the subtitle from 5:17........ the person who's doing the subtitle have very dirty imagination.......

[@michelles4403]

The crab vending machine makes me angry

[@ElementEvilTeam]

I would hire a crab peeler

[@AnneyPan]

Mike will you get back with the OTGW crew???

[@ashleynguyen3393]

I am not first to say I'm not first

[@jericho8198]

1:44 that's in Houston Texas

[@koffiegast]

Why hire a girlfriend when you can hire TWO GIRLFRIENDS!

[@prasantuladhar9872]

Was that Jackie chan in the starting?

[@Ibritadamfan]

Step one how to hire a random suited white guy? Suuuurrriously?

[@changliu2231]

Im a chinese. This is the first time I heard that i can buy a person to peel crab for me

[@patricksev6542]

wooow I was shock at the last part I thought you were jackie chan

[@ebayyyyy]

Turn on the captions for number 1.

[@SheerBibliophile]

Wow it is really hard to believe that these are actually jobs lol

[@savespalestine9982]

Top 1 is the real WAIFU!!! local anime in real life ohhh crab

[@PikachuuNinja]

I totally wanna try food cooked by a robot!!! :)

[@1972TAH]

Rent a white guy!!! I’m just asking for a friend, how does one become a white guy rental? LoL

[@jroam1392]

1:50 if that was GTA a real gamer would know what to do KABOOM

[@m.j.golden4522]

Live lobster, animal brains - not creative but horrifying. "We have enslaved the rest of animal creation and have treated our distant cousins in fur and feathers so badly that beyond doubt, if they were to formulate a religion, they would depict the Devil in human form." William Ralph Inge

[@ekoren6116]

I want the crab peeler

[@danhibiki5977]

4:08 Pumpkinhead. Lol.

[@April_Vicious]

Id spend good money for that last one cos it takes me like half an hour to crack open a crab 🦀😫

[@mengtingchen2049]

anyone else recognize Neal looking sharp? no? just me? I shall go now...

[@nottobe2916]

Has anyone ever told you you look a lot like Jackie Chan? I think it's the nose.

[@bananagaming4u620]

Renting someone for a ti e is calledescort services, nothing weird about it....

[@leem.7565]

I'd hire a white person to negotiate renting apartments, fixing my car or to go on an interview for me. They charge them less and get brownie points on jobs just for lacking melanin.

[@conaldthenotoriousmcpussyg9868]

lol how does anyone get a job with all those robots