5 rules in every Chuck Norris movie

[@PokefanAustin]

You're not watching Chuck, he watches *YOU*.

[@jessicastutman4956]

Dats deep bra.

[@Beursblik]

did he watch me 30 minutes ago in the bathroom :O ?

[@FlammieLL]

Juan Antonio Pérez Ruiz If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, Then you're already dead. Chuck Norris fact #32.

[@PokefanAustin]

FlammieLL Actually, you're not looking at the screen. You're being watched by it.

[@FlammieLL]

PokefanAustin The truth of the day, or maybe the year as well.

[@unclefiend2138]

Chuck norris stared in all star wars movies. As the force.

[@ChuckNorris-lq5nr]

Rule 1: Its not that I dont reload its my guns that are too afraid to move

[@elderrusty541]

:O

[@TaliaIGhul]

You're the only nuclear deterrent we need. :P

[@ChuckNorris-lq5nr]

Iagode Santirso i have 32 subs that chuck norris prob has like no subs

[@fatwhiteman986]

You suck

[@briangreaselightninghale3670]

Chuck Norris Chuck Norris 2018 movies

[@jakedrake3660]

rule 7: chuck doesn´t feel pain,pain feels chuck norris

[@GlobalWarmingSkeptic]

Chuck Norris never misses his target. He once shouldered an Uzi as a sniper rifle from 500 yards away just to show that he could. One shot, one kill.

[@84warhead]

There were never any bullets in the gun to begin with, just Chucks endless rage.

[@lupusverdi]

Everything he touches becomes a weapon. Even the women? Especially the women!

[@accursedcursive4935]

He makes it that time of month even when it isn't that time of month. The result is something I'd rather a bear over.

[@TheIcemanModdeler]

Chuck Norris never reloads, he doesn't even use ammo, when he pull the trigger bullet just come out of the barrel. Scientists still cant explain this phenomenon.

[@Willy-nu3oc]

scientist are too afraid to study it

[@HVH_49]

he truly is one of the best

[@1973Washu]

Chuck Norris once killed a man by pointing his finger at him and yelling "BANG!!!".

[@rmsb1984]

the man already died before chuck pointed his finger

[@HamanKarn567]

To be fair in the Missing in Action trilogy he does reload but that is only because he is being fair to the bad guys.

[@ColtonXan]

1. The Power of Chuck Norris makes his bullets go back into his Magazine 2. He forsees his opponent's moves 3. Chuck Norris can see you through walls 4. Magic 5. Homing Bullets, the next generation of Bullet Technology

[@RexorOdin]

IDIOTS : This happen in EVERY movie ! But there is the 6th, the best : Chuck always performed its own stunts, beacuse he was a real Hollywood stuntman before becoming a star ! (It's needs balls of steel to be one of the few real Hollywood stuntmen).

[@piccolo56000]

Very true

[@W4CKYB4CKY]

The Delta Force is probably one of the greatest films of all time. How the Oscars missed it is beyond me!

[@RaptorJesus.]

i always thought it was hilarious on delta force how he used an uzi XD holding down the trigger and waving it around and holding it like its a shotgun or something XD

[@StupidMarioBros1Fan]

Remember if Chuck doesn't hit you, he wasn't aiming for you.

[@maxlovesvivan]

It's not that chuck norris never reloads, it's because the gun was too afraid to tell him it's out of bullit, so the bullets recruits and then jump right back in the magazine silently

[@billyjoel6621]

How many push ups can Chuck Norris do? "All of them"

[@lukebourke8292]

Billy Joel Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down

[@lukebourke8292]

Billy Joel Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down........

[@Wolfman71691]

Rule 3: You can't run or hide from Chuck Norris That means anyone who disliked this (612 people) were vanquished by Chuck the moment they hit that button. SO THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU HIT DISLIKE!!!!!!

[@juicebawxing]

I still live hsufdkksbfutlrirxufxrrrxitur

[@THEWILDONE1331]

if you duslike this video, CHUCK NORRIS is gonna found you

[@ediionescu8424]

Chuck Norris for us remains a great actor hearted, very skilled in melee combat, it did not disappoint again, the best!

[@zainasif8082]

Chuck Norris is so fast he once shot a bullet.. challenged it for a race midway down... 1 minute later.. The bullet was 59.9 seconds late... o.O

[@filmoklm]

Chuck = Freaky HACKER

[@Drew708]

Chuck is life

[@Desertfox500]

he did reload....between the frames

[@virtue110]

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but he has never cried

[@somedude2013]

Is Chuck Norris aware that the comments system has been changed? He should, as he's the only one with enough power to change it back.

[@yattaguru]

Rule 6: Chuck Norris is doing all this to make up for the fact that he got fucked up by Bruce Lee.

[@yattaguru]

Correction: Chuck Norris *wishes* he could've hit Bruce Lee that hard.

[@updownhj]

***** everybody would get fucked by him. He was like gosu in real life

[@pistolshrimp7775]

Gokus the strongest of anything? naruto is weak compared to goku. Goku can destroy galaxies and.... wait..

[@SearchRR]

Lol its called plot.

[@MrMARANGA7]

Bruce Lee died in fear of Chuck Norris revenge

[@chamboyette853]

I have the impression that this video is making fun of Chuck Norris. The person is obviously jealous because Chuck Norris movies are not only works of art, but also Chuck Norris should go down in history for his philosophy of life because he is such a deep thinker.

[@ssdivizion]

I have the impression that you work in public library and have no sense for humor,hehehe

[@chamboyette853]

Miki Mecov Uhhhhh, you got that completely wrong you slobbering slug. I work in A PRIVATE BOOK STORE. Shows just how stupid you are. And I have a lot of humor because I bought the CD collection which contains all the episodes of "Three's Company". And I probably know more about what happened in each episode than you do which proves that you're the uneducated one.

[@ssdivizion]

chamboyette853 Uhhh,completely wrong,you missed a lot! I'm highly educated,very intelligent person and proof of this is...From million of choices I knew what is your job...I will predict again...You're ego maniac person,troll and nerdy jerk! :0)

[@chamboyette853]

Miki Mecov Uhhhhh, a library isn't a book store. Duhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Can you really be THAT stupid? And how many episodes of Three's Company have you seen? None? Well then GO MOW YOUR OWN LAWN.

[@ssdivizion]

chamboyette853 Fuck off,troll...You are ego-freak and moron,it's so obvious

[@elivispresley230]

I like the part The Expendables where check with the show up and kick ass I didn't even know he was going to be in that movie until I saw it.... It was a real treat keep them coming Chucky doing great.... One of my favorite movies was long wolf McQuade

[@aksyaksy3340]

Chuck Norris has aim bot.

[@erod017]

Chick norris doesn't need aim bot aim bot needs Chuck Norris

[@elderrusty541]

chuck norris cant fight god cause he is god

[@jessicastutman4956]

OHHHHHH SNAPPLE

[@Beursblik]

that explains americans! am i right :D

[@pistolshrimp7775]

Juan Antonio Pérez Ruiz no

[@blackczer123]

so he fought himself

[@felicity4711]

Great music for this topic. All the text should have been in Cooper Black. The scene for the fourth rule was a little weak; someone built him a motorcycle that shoots rocket and it became a weapon because he touched it? Overall, great video!

[@CulturedCthulhu]

If you're wondering how he got more rockets at 2:13, refer to rule 1 again.

[@speakonianjny5004]

Chuck Norris!

[@lukas8561]

Oh Yeah i rule it

[@rfvtgbzhn]

647 people did try to run or hide from Chuck Norris.

[@jakedrake3660]

652

[@tonikavorkias5296]

653

[@mantyr45]

When chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

[@lassunsdaddeln3093]

no, Rule 1 is false he is reloading so fast that nobody can see it!

[@StalkerfromChernobylLP]

well it's chuck norris

[@FelixMaul]

Yeah I know I am awesome!

[@FelixMaul]

jealous hater

[@FelixMaul]

PotatoNinja wannabe

[@FelixMaul]

***** Prove it!

[@FelixMaul]

***** ok now i know what a potato ninja looks like but you have not proven that you are the potato ninja...

[@adriannyan3161]

***** :O ITS YOU FROM SEANANNERS :O UR A LEGEND AND BTW UR A POTATO FART

[@oliviamccormack855]

Just remembered about the existence of this video and how when I was 8, my primary school head teacher showed us this cause none of us took him seriously. We all loved it but it made national news because for some reason some parents didn't get the joke and got the guy fired. We never liked the teacher so it was hilarious that it happened. Occasionally I come back and watch this video to remember that insane assembly all those years ago, it was a simpler time when our only worries were how we'd ever stand up to Chuck Norris if we came into contact with him.

[@nathanjones3892]

St George’s 😂 I was there too 😂

[@YouCLTube]

pff, these jokes about him are stupid. and movies not far from being stupid..

[@Beursblik]

***** jokes are facts genius

[@adolforamos5179]

So true.

[@cccpredarmy]

"the account you're trying to answer doesn't exist due to death by chuck norris"

[@YouCLTube]

Peoples wake up...

[@TheVerdinant]

Lol the movies are so stupid. The american way

[@Optimusprime240]

Chuck knows everything. He knew it existed before it was even built.

[@MrRolyat98]

Lol. Loved the way he was able to shoot the bad guy and the horse is unscathed.

[@MrNorrisVideos]

Mr. Chuck Norris movies are really great!

[@scribb7]

This is thought provoking and insightful, thanks for posting.

[@MaharlikaAWA]

The motorcycle was already a weapon before he touched it.

[@themurph2000]

God said "let there be light"...right after Chuck Norris gave Him the go-ahead.

[@BladerTOTHEExtreme]

Chuck Doesn't Reload His Gun, His Gun Reloads Him

[@darkviper283]

You could see that when he never misses his shots, he does. He shoots the mountain and instead, the person dies.

[@MrTurkmenistan1000]

Chuck Norris once reloaded a gun, just to make his opponent feel like he had a better chance.

[@mikehunt4023]

My primary school headteacher got fired for showing us this video in assembly

[@gratasnarbutas60]

Chuck never chucks himself

[@yankumar5280]

thanks for sharing 5 rules in movies

[@joshua85100]

0:39 the: "dafuq" Mexican was so funny

[@KuDastardly]

2:09 Another great example of demonstrating Rule #1 of Chuck Norris.

[@robbierichards1837]

our head showed us this in year 4 and he hot sacked 😂😂😂

[@Rainyjax]

Number 3 is more like ''If you see him, he's in front of you. If you don't see him, you're 5 seconds away from death.''

[@joshuawells9859]

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and it killed 50 people. Then it blew up.

[@rogersroger1]

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, the oxygen just goes to him...

[@gandoffaxeman7155]

Chuck Norris completed GTAV in 2 hours

[@StupidMarioBros1Fan]

Chuck Norris doesn't use aim bot, aim bot uses Chuck Norris.

[@EpicMars]

Chuck doesn't need to reload, reload needs to Chuck!

[@diphje]

i like how all the rules apply to every single clip in this video :D

[@CoDSlayerBen]

Chuck Norris does reload, but his hands are so quick that you never see them.

[@arturom978]

You don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you

[@Optimusprime240]

Chuck Norris invented the laws of physics, then ignores them all.

[@warrenp9191]

Friend: Uh-oh. Me: Don't tell me, Chuck Norris just jumped in the ocean? Friend: Yep. Me: It's gonna send a huge tsunami and probably drown us all? Friend: Most likely. Me: Bring it on.

[@hershelkrustowsky7684]

When the guy came back out of his house with a gun I expected Chuck Norris with his motorcycle to be on the roof :-))

[@RHCPfan458]

It is now morning time. 9am in fact. But I just.....can't......stop......clicking videos.

[@DoubleClefFm]

Best Hitman Of All Time :D

[@Eonflare55]

If Chuck Norris were to ever run out of ammo, his weapon would continue to fire out of fear of disappointing him.

[@uGuardian4]

He does in good humor, or when he's just contemplating how they died or which one to go for which, after all, even though they're all already dead he has to figure out something to do in his free time, thus he says hmmm then as well.

[@AaronTheStud69]

Chuck Norris once invented hamburgers by throwing a cow at a chain-link fence.

[@lukebourke8292]

Wait a minute, I remember Chuck Norris reloading in LONE WOLF MCQUADE. Oh, he was just practicing on the range.......

[@HUNKxTofu]

I didn't really even notice what you commented about at first. But then I saw your comment and went back and I laughed out loud. I love that the image is first "Chuck Norris, black, motorcycle, angry," and then blink and he's just gone. I thought you meant "crazy sight" was the first time the guy looked and there's just Chuck Norris waiting there, completely silent. I've rambled a little (sorry). My point is: Thank you!

[@jhonhomerrana9080]

What is your talent chuck norris? Chuck norris: yes

[@DavidPumpernickel]

Chuck Norris doesn't need to reload. Chuck Norris reloads faster than the speed of light with his mind.

[@WerebearXIX]

The beard makes Chuck Norris invincible. He only lost one fight, against Bruce Lee but that was because he did not have his beard.

[@MarcH2os]

Chuck Norris doesn't have to reload his gun. The gun reloads itself

[@tony46126]

The most traumatic day of my life was not when I learned Santa Claus wasn"t real...It was when I learned chuck Norris was!

[@davidmaxwell2956]

Chuck Norris gave his glasses to a blind guy, and it cure the guy's blindness.

[@rax7]

you forgot the most important rule... Chuck Norris never dies.

[@DaneOwen91]

Gotta love that soundtrack!

[@eclipseslayer98]

It's a paradox, Chuck Norris's attacks can't be survived, but Deadpool can't die.

[@AKalfie6]

i think every Chuck Norris film was actually a documentary

[@Totto87]

Actually, in "The presidents man", Chuck Norris dies, as the presidents "bulletcatcher" but leaves the president with his apprentice that mastered the art throughout the movie. Before he dies though, he does a slo-mo roundhousekick on one of the bosses.

[@krackrzz]

CHUCK NORRIS had a starring competition on a mirror against his reflection and won

[@thecowboyofoklahoma5866]

you forgot the ever-present ending boss fight kick

[@xBMF9000x]

Albert Einstein's theory of relativity indicated that there maybe alternate worlds with versions of Chuck Norris that are even more badass than he is here. Before he could go public with this theory he became the recipient of a Chuck Norris delivered roundhouse kick to the face. We all know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

[@BLOXNation]

Chuck Norris Never misses a target because the Bullets are scared to be inaccurate.

[@bensmith426]

Rule 6: Chuck Norris is untouchable

[@infinityalex8973]

1. Infinite ammo hack 2. Aimbot 3.Wallhack 4. fuck 5. im dead

[@tempesttcoleman9677]

Clean fights!! Yes hands!!

[@mrhoffame]

LOL Great list.

[@CharlieParodier]

The real Chuck would never say that about himself.

[@plug9847]

No rules needed : Chuck rules.

[@Calriec]

Chuck Norris never reloads because whenever his gun is empty, he just sweats bullets.

[@asigmatism2276]

what seems like gibberish at the end, is really chuck norris bashing his head into the keyboard.

[@ThatGuy76985]

Chuck Norris once pulled out his weapon and everyone died before a single shot was fired

[@thunderhippiehipp8965]

you might want to run now...he's coming for you