5 Things in Pokemon That Make NO Sense - Pikasprey

[@Pikasprey]

All of a sudden, this video is getting a huge amount of attention, and now every day I get flooded with essay length comments that call me dumb for taking Pokemon too seriously. Gotta love the internet

[@SmilingSmores]

Pikasprey Yellow That sucks. They're just your opinions...

[@knightlightfury7790]

Pikasprey Yellow second!

[@jessytallent8585]

The only thing i also didnt get was the trading cables/tubes. Cause in the show, I just imagined it was like going through a re-registration process, like when you get a pet micro-chipped, then maybe you wanna give the pet up, you gotta go to the vet to take the chip out. Each pokemon has a trainer number assoiated with it, so i just imagined that number was assigned by the pokemon league or council or even just their government there to track each trainers pokemon. I mean in the pokemon reality the pokeballs weren't created until 1925, before that everyone was just kinda hanging out with pokemon. Hell, they even married pokemon. So i think the government in their reality stepped in and was like Woah, now we got the Pokeballs to catch them, we gotta register them and everything. So it made sense to me just because thats how a red-tape filled bureaucratic system operates xD. I agree 100% with the rest, why can Nidoking breed with a level 10 Nidroran female?? and the cubone thing! xDD

[@Kingkixmw3]

Pikasprey Yellow lol

[@SoHBetaSword]

So you're looking forward to our Comments on that one? Well, here's the thing: Nidoking is a child-rapist, due to how the rest of the female counterpart looses it's ability to breed with the very first Evolution. Well, while we don't know how the Animation-Studio actually goes about their Miniature-Nidoqueeen, having only the female Nidoran breed is quite disturbing. Annother unlogic part was the Lugia-Baby, coming from 2 Lugias in the Anime. In the Anime, there was a small group of Lugia, and a smaller Lugia being the child of the 2 normal-sized ones(the Villains tried to use it's anger and heightened Attack-Power)

[@craigyeah1052]

As a kid I remember justifying the trading machine by thinking it changed the I.D. of the pokeball so you couldn't be accused of stealing it.

[@leoishere9834]

I used to think since pokemon needed to be traded to eveolve, that machine would send electric signals to the pokemon so that i would be prone to evolve

[@kyuubinaruto17]

The machines may keep a record of every trade, so that if someone tries to accuse someone of stealing they can just bring it up on a computer. And, as Leo said, the trade process can be used for evolution, though that would have to have been something known after the fact, since they wouldn't have known about that property until after it happened.

[@Starfloofle]

This does make sense when you consider that items like the Snag Machine had to be created in order to steal captured pokemon, or how in old pokemon games the Badges were explicitly stated to be more than just trinkets, justifying their weird quirks I guess?? What with how pokemon you caught always obey but traded mons might not, even if you raised them from lv1 if they break your control level threshold. Poke logic is fucking weird and honestly the more you think about how it works and consider that they're clearly shown to be sentient, uh... Yeah Plasma was right lol

[@Boredman567]

I figure that it changes the loyalty of the Pokemon inside the ball, since Pokeballs seem to automatically make Pokemon loyal to the user. Assuming the users have enough badges.

[@Starfloofle]

@@Boredman567 this has always been one of the extremely suspicious things implied about pokeballs that I don't like about em and why team Plasma had a point lol (too bad that like all groups advocating for reform they were being manipulated for the purposes of a power-hungry individual... Man, B/W were a bit too on the nose about some things weren't they?)

[@TheBigboss7121987]

Getting the thumbnail out of the way as soon as the video starts. That’s how it should be.

[@mcihay246]

@DogManTC ! No point continuing after a mic drop.

[@schaffs2]

Can relate

[@truewhissan]

I am ironically your 666th like, isn't that hilarious?

[@badvoodoo2097]

Whenever they introduced genders they never changed the sprite for the machop lines when you have a female which can happen Does that mean they are transgendered?

[@randomsonygaming7054]

Don't be racist man

[@nonstickpansexual]

Scientifically crafted potion made for healing Pokémon: 20 health Fresh water: 50 health

[@ancapftw9113]

Ceruleon Laundromat worker: "Officer Jenny says we can't keep dumping our laundry water into the lake. What should we do?" Boss: *labels the jug "potion"*

[@gamtri6965]

Pokémon Creator: *lEtS jUsT mAkE tHeM hEaL wItH wAtEr InStEaD.*

[@thrakerzad5874]

Only explanation I can think of is potion is a single spray and water is a whole bottle so it's extremely efficient compared to water for its volume.

[@SuperNintendawg]

Maybe Pokémon takes place in a post-apocalyptic world where the amount of fresh water has dwindled to a level where the inhabitants are forced to drink potions to survive, which are basically less-irradiated versions of fresh water.

[@xeamnis]

best i can do is that it’s weak or like having an energy drink whereas fresh water is just healthier for the pokémon since it’s natural?

[@spendle]

*Nidoran♀ hatches* Nidoking: (In Quagmire's voice) it's hard to believe she's already 18...

[@robertfoglia1240]

spendle holy shit that made me laugh so hard!

[@xxXthekevXxx]

That is a vague family guy reference but I love it 😂 from when Bonnie FINALLY had Susie :)

[@dromulus18]

SHE JUST HATCHED 30 SECONDS AGO...

[@sosa9754]

Congratulations! Your Nidoking has evolved into Pedoking!

[@SchizoFrog3]

😂😂😂😂

[@CrazyPangolinLady]

They should have introduced a baby evolution of Kangaskhan in Gen 2, so that it doesn’t hatch with a baby already.

[@Qbe_Root]

Same for Cubone for that matter

[@stoneoflight6685]

I think this would be the one case where I'd play a rom hack with a fakemon.

[@gabo352]

And said baby evolution would only evolve into a Kangaskhan after breeding.

[@shady8045]

Kangaskhan reproducing with eggs doesn’t even make any sense anyways

[@gengarzilla1685]

This is kinda why they introduced Mantyke and stopped showing Remoraid in Mantine's sprites. Mantine and some Remorade hatching from the same egg looked very odd.

[@viktorthecreator4458]

Nidoqueen can breed in the wild, it's referenced in several pokedex entries that talk about it fiercely protecting its young. In captivity, however, just like female adult rhinos in real life, it loses that ability. Male rhinos are able to breed just fine in captivity, just like Nidoking.

[@Cassiopea525]

Great response! Glad to see someone mentioning the rhino thing!

[@gavinator70]

How does a male rhino breed in the captivity if there are no female rhinos to breed with?

[@WXKFA]

Great response! Glad to see someone mentioning the rhino thing! Jokes aside, female rhinos probably lose that ability over time.

[@joshl.8165]

w h o a

[@marhawkman303]

Yeah the Nido thing never made sense. I get having them as geneder locked sperate species, they DO have different move lists... I guess you'd have to code a special function in the breeding process to make it work properly though? I think they did eventually fix in in Gen 5... yeah FIVE!!!! But only partially, you still can't use NidoQUEEN or Nidorina, but you can use NidoranF. WHY?Y?Y?Y??

[@Csalahydn]

"I can fly halfway across the world on an unconscious pidgeon" lmfaooooo

[@bleachy5390]

I would travel across the air searching world and wild

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

still better than Gen I Charizard

[@sosa9754]

Congratulations! Your Nidoking has evolved into Pedoking!

[@user-it2kq4ty9q]

why is the nidoran limping

[@roger-roger7235]

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEE

[@blobfish4514]

King Sosa the likes are 69

[@wiinekosan]

Eggxact

[@ElementVoidX]

was looking for this comment haha

[@indianboyster]

my idea on why there are trading machines is the machines do the paperwork or changing the number on the current trainer so that there is no mistaking it was legally traded and not stolen. taking away human error

[@Pikasprey]

Filling out some paperwork is a lot less expensive than installing oversized machines everywhere. If it did work that way, I think there could be a much simpler device made for that. (Why does the trading machine need to vacuum up the Pokebals?)

[@indianboyster]

well if you have literally millions of trainers trading probably every day to me it seems the machines are cheaper than and as pokemon is so big and i love using wonder trade at times i trade several boxes randomly without machines it'd probably be a logistic nightmare but indeed the show added isn't needed for the machines to work but there are tons of machines with unneeded bells and whistles so to say(easy example the smart-phones even if it is fun in order to call other people the touch screens, apps etc aren't needed but still added)

[@jfb-]

I think that the poke balls have some kind of DRM programmed into them, and maybe the trading machines handle the changes that need to be made to the data to make the trade valid in this way.

[@MrDj232]

Pokemon can be moved and stored digitally, so I always figured the trading machine allowed digital trades. When you trade an NPC they don't take you to some huge machine, so it's not like every trade goes through one.

[@jermuhh3359]

But they need to be installed to pokemon Network. Which would mean you need to get some predeterminated place where you need to take really long time to fill all sorts off stuff and manually do all that shit. Easier to just go thru the Computer system.

[@Potassiumkloride]

For Cubone, I've always thought of the pokedex entry in the game as being like mythology where it explains a phenomenon but isn't necessarily literal. "There once was a time when Cubones lived their lives unmasked, until one day a mother's life was ended prematurely. Her baby loved her so much that he wore her skull to carry her with him, and he missed her so much that the two fused together so they could be together forever. Since then, all Cubones have been born with the skull helmet to represent the love a child had for its mother."

[@tttheemeraldsword7528]

Shit up i'm not crying i'm peeing through my eyes

[@alqu6375]

Sounds really sweet. 😭

[@avideogamemaster]

Its almost the same logic as a Shellder and a Slowpoke

[@froggyfez]

peeing through your eyes is wrose than crying

[@tttheemeraldsword7528]

shut. it was supposed to be shut

[@Pikasprey]

These obviously aren't ALL of the things that make no sense. Maybe in the future, I'll make another one of these.

[@Ghost-Zer0]

Pikasprey Yellow hey, do you have pokemon sun/moon?

[@Pikasprey]

Of course. I got it on day one.

[@Ghost-Zer0]

Pikasprey Yellow nice, me too. I just wanted to know if you had any newer ones because you seem to only do videos on old Pokemon games

[@Pikasprey]

It's just easier to get the footage on those ones, because the files are set up so I can record what I need quickly. That, and I do not have a 3DS capture card.

[@SSBBPOKEFAN]

Nidoqueen being sterile is an "Ascended Glitch". It couldn't breed in Gen 2 because of a glitch, and all subsequent games kept the status quo instead of fixing it. NOW IT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE. Also, about Staryu and it's evolution learning Attract in Gen 2, they also have Egg Moves in Gen 2, meaning that maybe they weren't always genderless.

[@Panikdemet]

Baby cubone problem #4: WHAT IF THE MOTHER WAS A DITTO?

[@guy8528]

Oh shit

[@Rez_97]

Nah he explained it good at the end. Khangaskan or however u spell it, should be born with a baby. Since Cubone is born without khangaskan, than that's why it has her skull :)

[@KipaYumiya]

@@Rez_97 so like a half abortion? Aye

[@tomikun8057]

Then why does it USES ITS MOTHERS HEAD AS A HAT.

[@HaydenX]

@@tomikun8057 No reason to let it go to waste...

[@terrymuse77]

in HGSS, a special event allows you to watch as arceus creates an egg containing one member of the creation trio and gives it to you. imagine being a pokemon breeder and trying to describe exactly what happens when eggs are made to some clueless trainer.

[@yanuchiuchiha2210]

so... the sausages and the donuts?

[@fsplayz6723]

irehgiaerj nice pokemon rusty reference

[@tombailout9966]

2lateforyou

[@TheNamelessOne888]

irehgiaerj When a male Pokemon and a female Pokemon are in love, depending on the species and gender of the Pokemon, the male will materialize a small spark from its mouth/between its hands and, if it's female, it will produce a small bubble. When these two combine, they will glow a white light, as if evolving, and the zygote will instantly expand and transform into an egg. That's how, generally speaking, Pokemon eggs come from. As for genderless Pokemon, Ditto simply takes a small part of itself and creates a zygote that is ready to transform into an egg.

[@youtubecomment7974]

Invisible did you just describe pokemon fucking but PG-13?

[@kasinokaiser1319]

Why is Cubone's dad never mentioned?

[@Puerco-Potter]

Kasino Kaiser because feminism... I am joking here, I have to make it clear because people flip the shit over for minor things now.

[@kasinokaiser1319]

MatAle Albiach I too was making a joke

[@tripledddsanimsandstuff9887]

I therefore conclude that cubones are gen 1 trainers who somehow transformed while having their mothers killed with no trace of their father

[@soulblue7945]

Because it's really depressing...

[@TheEvilProfessorMonoCulture]

Dead-Beat Dad, Beat Her Dead...

[@E-102_Gamma]

I like to entertain the thought that the Pokédex entries are actually written by the kids that you play as in these games, and that the crazy entries are simply the result of their overactive imaginations. It even makes a little bit of sense when you consider that Professor Oak supposedly sends Red/Blue/Yellow off to study Pokémon for him. I mean, who else would be the one writing them? The Pokédex? :V

[@thirteenfury]

That would also explain why different generations and different versions have different text in the entries. Each kid writes something different, except for the smart ones who read previous Pokédex entries and copied them down into their own Pokédex files.

[@oshersharaby]

E-102 Gamma Prof. Oak has traveled in time with Celebi and has actually seen every pokemon there ever was or will be and has already completed the pokedex, therefore the entries. This is proven in Protomario's theories.

[@tim_r1624]

I aggree with you. That will be one of my favourite theories in pokemon from now on :) +1

[@ethanotoroculus1060]

+Osher Sharaby Snooping as usual I see.

[@ashtrooper2083]

Osher Sharaby define proven, more like he made a video and leaves it up to you, until the Pokemon franchise outright states it as fact you can’t claim it to be canon, i personally like the idea of the kids making it rather than time travel and all the problems it brings.

[@FailedHispanic]

So 11 year olds can control gods, but can't walk around a SMALL TREE!!!

[@sus4644]

KandyKam 6 Kid: "Go Arceus, destroy the tree with your god power" Arceus: 'I cant. I dont have the ability cut." Kid: "Ok then Im just gotta walk around it..." *cant walk around it" Kid: "What is that? Destroy it Arceus! You are a god!" Arceus: "Are you stupid? I DONT HAVE CUUUUUUTTTT!" Kid: "Fuck this world." *Trainer used suicide. It was very effective* Arceus: "Fuck im in the ball... I will never get out... But im a god. FUCKING POKEMON LOOOOGGGGGIIIIICCCCC!"

[@renakunisaki]

Why can't I use Slash on the tree? Or Ember? Or any other cutting or burning move? Or fly over it?

[@isupposethisismynmw640]

Or pretty much any offensive type move whatsoever would just destroy the tree.

[@TheReZisTLust]

But what size is the tree compared to the boy

[@TheReZisTLust]

Rena Kunisaki bears use slash to mark territory on trees

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

4:50 technically speaking magnemite should be able to learn attract since it is basically A GIANT FRIGGIN MAGNET BALL

[@Liggliluff]

That would be the wrong type of attraction, and could cause issues with other translations.

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

@Liggliluff I think they meant it as a testicle. Not as love

[@5thgengameplay501]

What even is this comment thread

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

@@5thgengameplay501 thats a very good question

[@hiei49]

Let it have Attract. Also, let gf add to Magnet Pull the ability to infatuate any steel type regardless of Gender

[@keiyakins]

The trade machine has two main functions: preventing false trades (sleight-of-handing a rattata's ball in place of a rare pokémon anyone?) and updating registrations. After all, it'd be a problem if the Pokémon Storage System still thought it belonged to the old trainer, and there's probably legal concerns too. (Also, from a doylist perspective, it eats up time while they transfer all the data and make sure they're saved in a way that ensures pokémon are neither cloned nor vanish.)

[@LVazR]

And maybe the machine has some kind of brainwash or forced tutoring to the traded pokemon in order for them to accept the orders from the new trainer and no more from the OT.

[@procommentr]

69th like

[@singsbadly]

Aren't all the professors named after TREES!!!

[@singsbadly]

THEY CANT HAVE XYLOPHOBIA

[@Shadow-ol2db]

Professor Kukui is bush I think

[@ColdBaltBlue]

ShadowWolf same with Professor Juniper.

[@wimyits]

Cryo Ophelia what?? juniper is a tree not a bush

[@ColdBaltBlue]

Mackenzie Mayo My mistake. One source told me it was a bush and I never looked it up.

[@guy8528]

"Who's skull am I wearing?" Man, if I had a nickel....

[@dannymusic]

I mean, about 99.5% of the Pokedex entries make no sense if you compare them to gameplay and game mechanics. Fun list though!

[@timothymclean]

And at least half break down when you add in commonsense.

[@freddyromariovasquezcairo2250]

Like Alakazam having 500 of iq, and it can only say his name

[@chrisj403]

@@freddyromariovasquezcairo2250 It has vastly superior intellect to humans, yet is trained by them. Also slugma, it's entry says it's hotter than the sun, yet it's held in a plastic ball, and can tackle other pokemon without melting them.

[@takeyaabr7760]

"Magcargo's body temperature is approximately 18,000 degrees F. Water is vaporized on contact. If this Pokémon is caught in the rain, the raindrops instantly turn into steam, cloaking the area in a thick fog." 4X times weak to bubbles

[@kevinjones1942]

Isn't blastoise able to blast his water pumps through steel? Can't imagine what that must feel like lol

[@lordmictian6951]

try unfucking the logic behind breeding/hatching an Exeggcute

[@SoməøneXD]

exeggucte are more like seeds than eggs.

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

An egg hatching to reveal some long dead sperm 😂

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

@@Carl_McMelvin incest is quite a weird and magical thing huh 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

[@blizzrd6578]

You know what actually doesn't make sense. Pokemon weights. Certain pokemon weights just don't make any sense at all. For example, Wailord, Onyx and Steelix. They should all be A LOT heavier.

[@Jimmeeehhh]

Blizzrd Wailord is the "Float Whale" Pokémon. That probably was on purpose.

[@incognitod8444]

almost none of the Pokedex entries make sense if you think about them e.g. Magcargo being hotter than the surface of the sun.

[@Tahngarthor]

Some pokemon had their weight limited for space reasons. In many cases this is because the JP versions of the games use Kg not Lb for weight, and more realistic weights in some cases would have not fit in the space allowed when converted to pounds, so an arbitrary maximum of 999.9 Kg (2204.4 lbs) was imposed. Also the lowest possible weight is 0.1 Kg which makes the lowest possible weight 0.2 Lb.

[@SwiftNinjask]

It is incredibly humbling when at the end of the video, he thanks the viewers for reaching 500 subs, on a video with 1.2 mil views. He almost has 400k as he deserves, with the main channel still getting millions of views. Great guy deserves all the success.

[@ruthkatz1998]

Treu

[@sean3542]

nidoking likes em young

[@airwolf9248]

TurboMeme and also would like a prison sentence too

[@antoniomarino9444]

Marin Trant of Pokemons "too old"

[@AstroTibs]

>Immediately tackles thumbnail topic Good man.

[@ZodiacMeteor]

I'm surprised Unown wasn't on there. It can only know Hidden Power and it's a special attack, making it's attack stat, it's highest stat, completely worthless. It can also be taught TM10, Hidden Power, for some... why? It can learn Hidden Power but it also cannot forget it either. The Pokemon is already pathetically weak in all aspects, at least give it Psychic or Psycho Cut or anything really. Ghastly and Wooper can also know Ice Punch, despite having no arms. Primape can know Iron Tail. Despite having no tail. Unless it's male and you consider hardening the front tail... At that point I'd call Officer Jenny for Pokemon sexual harassment. ... Then again, I had my Charizard breed my new born Charmander, jeez, maybe Team Rocket should take powerful Pokemon away from trainers.

[@seki108]

Unown is simple. It's a gimmick Pokemon, like so many that follow it (Minun/Plusle, Wormadam, Villion). It wasn't given even any story significance until the HGSS Arceus event, where it's Pokedex entry (about being powerful when together) is fleshed out.

[@SolracDude]

prior to gen 4 attacks being physical or special was based on what type it was, so since hidden power can be any type (except fairy), Unown needed to be equally bad at both attack and special attack.

[@seki108]

SolracDude But EVERY Pokemon that can learn TM's has been able to learn Hidden Power (TM 10) of any type since Gen II (where the physical/special split was still a thing). That wasn't a feature with just Unknown.

[@yanuchiuchiha2210]

in pokemon gold... unown is quite good... at the start, then it's crap

[@LightningStrike07]

IMO Unown should also learn Secret Power, Nature Power and Judgement, just for the heck of it.

[@shepardpower]

I think the trading machines do exist because I think all the Pokeballs have some kind of failsafe feature that happens when the Pokeball gets stolen, the Pokeball would go back to the original person's PC but there are probably machines that are illegal and they could remove the failsafe, team rocket, skull, and other teams have this in their hideout. One possible evidence is that most of the hideouts contains some kind of computer or such.

[@seasea12]

I think so, too. It's probably a failsafe to prevent someone stealing pokemon (also, it would probably keep a record of the trainer name/ID of both trainers, so if am older kid bullied a little kid into trading something they didn't want to, it would be easy for police/parents to get involved... Oh, never mind. The kids in the pokemon world aren't as nasty as ours. That'd probably never happen! ;u;

[@abzhz101handle9]

Obviously Cryagonal knowing Attract is a pun. It’s a Special Snowflake. You can hate me now.

[@RIFLQ]

69 likes!

[@watercubee]

I can't hate you i make worse puns REALLY MINE ARE WORSE

[@azuredragoon2054]

I do hate you. I hate you a lot. But not because you made a great comment. Rather, I couldn't help but give you a like for it.

[@ancapftw9113]

No wonder it always fails and is genderless.

[@fazbadbadri1046]

Then why this special snowflake cant learn Outrage?

[@neveseos5423]

I believe that the skull on Cubone's head it's just an exoskeleton And the whole "dead mother's skull" thing is just a urban legend

[@diamonddog2638]

Only, it's in the Pokédex... Which usually includes facts and doesn't have urban legends unless it flat out states it's one.

[@Liggliluff]

Let's assume the kids are writing the entries. Which could explain why they are over the top and odd.

[@billybobbobson3797]

Diamond Dog the pokedex is horribly inconsistent and ridiculous tbh

[@saulramirez1093]

Nabucodonosor makes somewhat sense, specially how the Alola. Marowak has that vibe of a tribe. With the club and fire 🔥

[@slinky6481]

@@diamonddog2638 the Pokedex is filled with like exclusively insane shit that could only be chalked up to urban legends.

[@KroutonCing]

6:16 I think you awnsered your own question to why they didn't get rid of it's ability to know attract.

[@RoninCatholic]

Nidoqueen is Cubone's true mother. It's why she refuses to breed.

[@StayAwayFromMyCat]

Damn, I never knew Nidoqueen was secretly psychic type

[@PikaBrid]

The trading machine allows for marking the ball showing the new owner, preventing someone from stealing a Pokémon and say it was traded

[@uncomfortablyclose8481]

But what about npcs that just give you the pokemon

[@DrayCrouse]

Looks like the Pokeballs and the NPCs are breaking logic.

[@hydraphobic_6398]

Where do the machokes get all their belts from?

[@dragoniraflameblade]

Or Hitmonchan those gloves?

[@exantiuse497]

They probably aren't actual gloves or belts, they're parts of the Pokemons' body that just look like belts or gloves to us. Maybe Machoke's belt is a natural "decoration" that attracts mates, like the feathers of a peacock for example, and Hitmonchamp's gloves are just thick leather in its hands that protects them when it punches

[@dragoniraflameblade]

@@exantiuse497 Neat explanation.

[@asmrtpop2676]

Exantius E what about sawk and farfetchd

[@superextremehappy]

asmRTPOP it’s been stated officially that sawk and throh’s gi is a part of their skin

[@Captain.Planet]

*Chris Hansen* : Hi, I'm probably not the surprise you were expecting. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Have a seat over there for me. *Nidoking* : Umm.. sure. *Chris Hansen* : What are you doing? *Nidoking* : Well my friend Nidoran♀ told me that her mother had left her home alone and I just wanted to make sure she was okay. I swear, it was nothing sexual.

[@kjl3080]

Loool

[@chrisdepina9199]

U sir r a legend

[@IrvinCascade]

The biggest argument I have always had in favor of the "trading machines" is if we behave on the premise that the balls don't actually house the Pokemon, but data collecting the Pokemon's genetic likeness but manipulating their loyalty and freewill. They can still be released (as Ash does so with Butterfree), and be self-reliant (Such as when Pikachu and co. were separated from Ash and co. after being attacked by James's Gyarados) but this is why a Pokemon captured by a Trainer, who it was just fighting, would be able to suddenly fight for the Trainer's sake. The ball takes in the Pokemon in question, dissecting/disintegrating them down to nothing, creating a genetic template, and then using some form of cloning 3D printer, spits out the Pokemon. The reason why it fails is due to a fault in the ball's own systems and checks prior to this process. The shaking is actually the ball's ability to run these tests, and if any of them fail, the Pokemon is released. The final check, and reason why the ball can open even after that final shake? The ball's check for its ability to peacefully euthanize the Pokemon prior to the actual process. The ball then awaits the trainer's imprint--the button on the front that shrinks and enlarges the ball upon the Trainer's usage. The machine's purpose is to manipulate this code, allowing the code from the Pokeballs to be switched, without the switching of the balls, themselves. This is why in the anime examples, such as when Ash traded Butterfree with Raticate, we watch the Pokemon silhouettes pass through each other and the balls are dropped back on either side. The ball doesn't flip from one side to the other, it rather goes in, is manipulated, and is then kicked back out.

[@PascalWings]

Nidoqueen just went through menopause and Nidoking is an old hustler

[@exantiuse497]

But Nidorina can't breed either, and if we're supposed to think Nidoqueen is an old matriarch then Nidorina would be a young woman and Nidoran a teenager or child, and that would be just inappropriate. I think it was a glitch in Gen 2 (Nidoran wasn't supposed to breed but Nidorina and Nidoqueen were but it got mixed up) and they kept it so as a joke

[@microwave8931]

So Nidorina can't breed? Well a Nidoran evolves into Nidorina/Nidorino at level 16, so Nidoking has some explaining to do

[@valor1omega]

@@exantiuse497 You do realize what country these came from don't you? Enough said

[@NightFoxProductions]

@@valor1omega Company. You meant company. Because Gamefreak and their ineptness. And if you didn't mean company - your racism and xenophobia is showing.

[@TheZodiacBirdy]

So the Nidoqueen thing has kind of been solved. It was actually decided during Gen 1 that Nidorina and Nidoqueen wouldn't be able to make eggs. After Gen 1 was released in Japan a book that held special PokeDex like entries of the first 151 Pokemon was released. This book was never released outside of Japan. In it it says that Nidoran female loses the ability to breed after evolving. When they added breeding to Gen 2 they decided to follow this bit of lore that was made for this line instead of retconning it. DidYouKnowGaming has a video going over the whole book that they paid to have translated. Kind of pointless to stay true to this little bit of information from this one book but what's done is done I guess. GameFreak doesn't want them to breed.

[@MegaMegajennifer]

who wrote that garbage book then?

[@somecommentor7929]

this dudes voice is funny he always sounds so pissed

[@theramendutchman]

He sounds kind of like a machine but with one emotion: Mildly annoyed.

[@thirteenfury]

Fons the Magnificient So basically Marvin the Paranoid Android?

[@theramendutchman]

I did not know about that, thank you!

[@AzureShin4]

I always figured you had to trade because of either ownership (your pokeball has a digital code or something that says it belongs to you, thus you can see the original trainer) or to change something in the pokemons head so they would listen to the new trainer (badges aside). It's like having a friend for ages and going "Well i like their friend better so i'm trading you to that person" i don't think it would go over well

[@uncomfortablyclose8481]

What about the trading npcs

[@A107-v9e]

I think it also has to do with the trainers license. I believe every trainer has an ID or license that is assigned to a Pokémon. That way it would prevent people from just stealing Pokémon and claiming it’s theirs.

[@chalkwarrior5542]

"Or he's just trying very hard to forget" Okay, so lesson learned, don't bring your laptop into the bathroom when you're brushing your teeth. You might just end up nearly spitting toothpaste all over it from laughing.

[@Monstrider]

Baby Cubone Problem #4 - Despite whatever female you pick in cubones breeding group to breed cubones, the skull will always be the same design.

[@sodaddict]

I believe i can explain the Cubone phenomenon: Pokedex entries are subjective, by that i mean, a lot of entries usually just tell the stories of one type of Pokemon and not the species itself. It's possible that not all Cubones are wearing the skull of their dead mother, but rather, its some sort of bone formation that is wrapped around their head at birth, something that they may or may not be able to take off. This is supported by the fact that Marowak's head is all skull.

[@SnoFitzroy]

OR maybe it's exclusively talking about the one in Lavender? I still generally go by the idea that it's species-wide and I just accept the some entries just simply will never make sense though

[@YuubiTimberwolf]

To the Trading System: It makes very much sense! Each ball has the special ID of the owner, so all Balls i buy from the Shop have my name written in it, so whoever might steal my Pokemons, i will always see which Balls are mine! So during trading, you dont Trade the Balls with eachother, but you change the creature in it! So if i trade my Pidgey with an Charmander of 'Peter', the Ball of my new Charmander will still have my name written in/on it and the Ball of Pidgey will have the name 'Peter' now. Thats also why PokeBalls will teleport to the PC if you caught Pokemon No.7 and it doesnt land in someone elses PC Storage!

[@AurageyserOrion]

The trading machine is very likely to do with the pokemon storage system after all if you deposit someone elses pokemon in its original pokeball they caught it in would the system deposit it in there box and vice versa

[@nickssummerlist739]

In generations 1-5 (maybe not 4 or 5, I don't trade in those games) you can only trade with pokemon in your party, so automatic transfer wasn't available in trading. In addition, N's Zoura wasn't released, yet you still put it in your box when it isn't yours.

[@joemalik6088]

maybe it has something to do with just transfering ownership so it has a record idk honestly

[@eskreskao]

Or maybe it brainwashes the pokemon so they'll listen to you (most of the time).

[@whoopingmuffin9700]

Actually there is an explanation. When a pokemon is captured the pokemon and the ball gain essentially a tag. This tag allows the pokemon to block pokeballs when it would usually be unable to do so. In scenarios (like the anime charmander) the pokemon can accept being caught by another trainer. The trading machine essentially edits this tag so now it you can control what happens in the ball e.g. releasing the pokemon, etc

[@MisterBones2910]

But what about when you trade a Spearow for a Farfetch'd and whatever for Tangela or Lickitongue? It's been more than a decade since I played the originals or FR/LG, but they had the same pokeball blocking stuff and as far as my memory goes those trades were just hand-to-hand transactions. Not to mention the fact that the Game Corners don't really look like they have anything to write the supposed RFID (or whatever) tag either.

[@rolypoly4920]

Several Pokemon in R/B were created to serve the story narrative. In Pokemon Tower, NPCs tell you that Rocket recently came through and killed a Marowak. You run into her ghost even. I think the whole thing about Cubone is that it is supposed to be literally wearing that specific Marowak's skull. Cubone are so rare in R/B that unless you are really trying, you are only going to run into one. Its encounter rate is like 10%. The idea is that you would probably see the one, catch it, and then learn the sad fate of that Marowak's child. In Yellow Cubone start being found in the Safari Zone since I think they realized that story doesn't make sense after the first play through of a game.

[@crucifixmegabuster95]

the cubone situation I feel they should have made it a legendary or a ghost type? also this shows pokemon wasn't suppose to go past two generations so they don't gotta explain shit.

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

They kind of did make it Ghost type when being able to evolve into Alolen Marowack

[@crucifixmegabuster95]

BlazeHeartPanther Blaze I know that but to me it should have been done way back you know. it would have made the mystic of the tower and marowak better.

[@fil7276]

well and now its one of nintendos biggest money maschines if not the biggest besides mario

[@dragoniraflameblade]

Or make it unique like Lapras in that cave in Silver/Gold/Crystal.

[@Alexander-gb4rr]

Or just make two types of cubone/marowak: one with skull able to catch in the wild and another one without skull that you can get by breed/special event-in-game or something.

[@danielwest2697]

"Or he's just trying really hard to forget..." Great

[@skullsmitten]

i see the Rube-Goldberg trading machine as serving to register the new trainer as their current owner, in the event that the pokeball is lost or stolen. We don't really know all the science behind pokeballs -- they can compress enormous creatures inside them, and teleport said creatures to a cloud storage service as well. Granted, none of these things are stated outright, so I wouldn't give the Pokemon company credit for that rationale. Also I've heard the kanghaskan/cubone theory before, but it never oCCURED to me that kanghaskan hatching as two pokemon might be explanation enough for cubone hatching with its mother's skull. Good work, dude! Thanks for sharing!

[@Ghost-Zer0]

Man when you said thanks for 500 subs it sounded depressing. You really should have more by now.

[@Spongespore]

Ghostwolf_Zero_ he's on 4.7k now lmao, he literally novemtupled his subscriber count in 3 months (at least that's how I think you say doubled by 9 lmao)

[@Ghost-Zer0]

Official SoundTracks wow

[@MinecraftJosh626]

Official SoundTracks And now he is on 15K

[@blaisemonkey1]

Joshua Phillips Now 16.

[@anoopgupta8606]

blaisemonkey Now 18K

[@CutePuppy351]

How can you even _fly_ on a bird anyway? It probably would become unconscious mid-flight, not being able to support your weight, if not being able to even start flying at all. So it's either the bird has super human strength, or humans are extremely light weight and made of paper. New theory?

[@WinVisten]

You can ride ostriches! So if a bird was big enough and capable of flight, I don't see why you couldn't ride a flying bird. It would just need to be a bird with stronger than average bones, again like an ostrich. (most!) Bird bones are hollow so if you were to try riding, say, a giant chicken or turkey, chances are you'd crush the poor thing. But ostriches, emus, rheas, and other land-based flightless birds have stronger bones. So you'd just need a bird that was capable of both flying AND running, so that it would have a bone structure in between that of a flying bird and an ostrich-like structure. Chances are though that you'd have to be fairly light to ride this bird and that you could easily injure it if you thrashed around too much.

[@wolfsmith]

I would always use doduo and krabby as my HM slaves >.>

[@adrianmiroco6577]

It could grip it by the husk!

[@rahim7026]

My best guess strong bird with a high pain tolerance and a good death grip from the trainer. Seriously either pokemon dont mind losing some feathers everytime we want a ride or there is a harness system we never see in game.

[@mikebarnes7441]

Pokemon are extremely strong so saying they have superhuman powers would be accurate because they are not human

[@FAFO.K7NG]

"thanks for getting me over 500 subscribers" *2 years later* 256k subs

[@brendanstreecko7847]

362k suns

[@c0mpu73rguy]

The Nidorans should have been fused into 1 pokemon as soon as gender differences were added (in gen 4 if I’m not mistaken). And I guess the exchange machines are supposed to make it so that the pokemon and balls exchanged are truely yours. Since pokeballs are full of futuristic technologies.

[@Strikerwes]

Thank you for starting with the Thumbnail. I've watched your videos a few times, but because of that gesture of respect as a content creator, you get a like, comment and subscribe. That was a classy move.

[@Lovuschka]

4:20 "Oh, I wondered why the PokéMart didn't send me my ordered food for the past 20 years. I didn't know a tree was growing there."

[@vincepale]

I wonder if the 'trading machines' perform some type of Registration with a national database. Kind of a way to make sure that you legally 'own' the pokemon.

[@gairisiuil]

do all pokeballs do the same?

[@oshawott773]

0:09 😳 sus...

[@NDS8027]

.-.

[@B.L.U.S]

STOP POSTING ABOUT [[among us]]

[@lfp._1883]

I think that nidoqueen just becomes a full independent self sufficient woman and she needs no man or kids to make her happy! So obvious nowadays...

[@guyfierri1234]

Because Nintendo wanted to be on the right side of history.

[@jordy7750]

They turn feminist

[@jordy7750]

They turn feminist

[@zayne8331]

Damn feminists

[@exantiuse497]

Or... it's a reference to (human) women losing their ability to bear children when they grow old. Maybe Nidoran isn't supposed to represent a child but a young woman, Nidorina a middle-aged woman and Nidoqueen an old woman. Meanwhile the male counterparts don't lose their ability to breed because human men can continue making children (with young, fertile women) no matter how old they get

[@Hyp3rSon1X]

Nidoking: "If her age is on my clock, get ready for my..."

[@fhuckgoogle4171]

Horn Drill?

[@promisnwekenta9703]

@@fhuckgoogle4171 IT'S A ONE-HIT KO!

[@LOLquendoTV]

Good work everybody

[@baddest_of_dongs]

Indeed

[@nostalgicumbry3279]

End of video "Thank you for getting me over 500 subs". [looks at current sub count] You did pretty damn well for almost 2 years

[@PHNXFireBird]

dat cubone x kangaskhan twins part.....holycrap that's a theory material i never saw used o.o

[@Begeru]

It’s so wholesome to hear you thank us for 500 subscribers.

[@darkskyx]

There is a problem with Cubone, yep. I think there was a intermediate baby Kangaskan who can evolve in both forms, Cubone or Kangaskan. But I think they didn't want to be complex... That's why there is a problem with MissingNo in the first games, the number was in the middle of those two Pokémon, so it makes sense.

[@MikaeruDaiTenshi]

The funny thing is, Cubone's 'mask' does not look like Kangaskan's skull, but like Chizard's.

[@KaranRaj-zi1xc]

What's a Chizard?

[@RowBlanka]

Karan Raj charizard of course

[@KaranRaj-zi1xc]

Row Blanka haha that was sarcastic mate. Didn't think I needed to specify

[@hiromamoru9144]

darkskyx But why is it called Missingno?

[@godspeed2272]

Nidoking mating with Nidoran is like trying to shove a fire extinguisher through a donut

[@SuperNintendawg]

Skitty & Wailord can breed, IIRC

[@gengarzilla1685]

"It's hard to believe she's already 18..."

[@pigcatapult]

"Nidoqueen menopause" theory sucks, and I much prefer the "Nidoqueen can breed just fine in the wild, but because of real-life rhinoceros conservation headaches, they just don't get pregnant in captivity." explanation, possibly with a side of "This was originally a bug but they decided to leave it in because irl rhinos".

[@RaidenTheRipper88]

Pig_catapult they aren't in captivity though, plus rhinos can breed it's just rare

[@pigcatapult]

If you're a trainer trying to breed a Nidoqueen, then yes, they are in captivity. Nidoqueen was also introduced in the '90s, during a time when captive rhino breeding was not meeting very much success. Zoos have improved their techniques in the meantime. If you don't understand how real life nuance like that might get lost in translation to a video game where things either can breed or cannot breed, I don't know what to tell you.

[@gengarzilla1685]

I have serious doubts about the rhinoceros thing. Look at Rhyhorn, they can breed without problem.

[@pigcatapult]

@@gengarzilla1685 Rhyhorn was the first Pokemon made, most pokemon gimmicks are one-offs, and please see again the side of "originally a bug but they left it in"

[@GoldenGuitar_]

10:16 "thank you for 500 subscribers" how cute

[@alexthelegoguy4504]

The “item noise” you used for the number changing sequences... is my text ringtone... it’s making me go crazy lol

[@pigcatapult]

Maybe Cubone is like Phantump and only "first-generation" Cubone are wearing their actual mother's actual skull (and only first-generation Phantump are actual dead human children who possessed an actual tree stump), and all maternal-line descendants are just born with their very own skull on their head because Lamarckism? I feel like this works better for Phantump, though.

[@bobson_dugnutt]

Startup idea: get a Hitmonlee, make it ride a bicycle its whole life, then breed it. Sell the offspring's bicycles. Easy bicycle factory.

[@aglassofojwowza]

5:30 this aged poorly

[@GacktSe7en]

in the new pokemon game wild pokemons that u encounter can call for back up, and when they do the same kind of pokemon appear, examples pikachu calls for back up more pikachu pops up. But when cubone calls for back up sometimes khangkaskhan will pop up.

[@fearsomeshinies4848]

Speak clean English please.

[@GacktSe7en]

Fearsome Shinies it is u just can't read.

[@fearsomeshinies4848]

Well if you insist I'm the one that "just I can't read" then I guess..... no. You still don't make any sense.

[@GacktSe7en]

Fearsome Shinies then maybe it's because u haven't played the new pokemon game?

[@fearsomeshinies4848]

Of course I've played the game, I'm aware of SOS chaining, but you have an..... interesting.... way of talking.

[@Dragonorder18]

I have a bit of a theory on the Trading Machines. They need them to exchange registrations or data with the pokeballs.

[@blissfu_lee8522]

6:16 Oh my god you're right, I actually forgot about this Pokémon until you brought it up...

[@CacaoColao]

3:52 *How dare ye. A tree killed my family >:,CCCCC*

[@starvoltnexus3139]

Something I think shouldn't exist Trade Evolution. As someone who recently completed the Alola Pokedex I've learned that it was a very stupid stupid idea!

[@seki108]

It's been stupid since Gen 1, since not everyone knew another pokemon fan.

[@AwesomeHairo]

Originally, the Pokemon you needed to trade had very usable stat distribution. For example, Alakazam with high Special and high Speed.

[@starvoltnexus3139]

But what happened?

[@The_Bearded_Lion]

Pain in the but or not, it's great marketing, so it has every right to exist.

[@dextheshitwithpeopleclothe6405]

it's a marketing ploy

[@ArkThePieKing]

"500 subscribers" Man your beginnings were so humble lol. Good on you dude :)

[@rreshidi6301]

THE CUBONE THEORY WAS TOO MUCH😂

[@aquabops]

So is everyone gonna ignore the part where he wastes a master ball on a nidoran f

[@RancorSnp]

Does not seem like anyone explained the nidoqueen thing, and if they did it's burried further than I could bother to scroll. It's actually based on a real life scenario, there are some animals whose females can not breed in captivity as their hormones need stimulation from traversing big distances. So basically they can breed if you let them out in the wild, but can not do it a box of breeders garden.

[@moonie1825]

or rather it's simply a reference to ,menopause

[@jillandjack7631]

Yes menopause for a nidorina makes sense

[@Cassiopea525]

Since Nidoqueen is based on a rhinoceros, and female rhinoceros are actually well known to be unable to breed in captivity, while the males are able to, it just confirms your point about the breeding in captivity thing.

[@aapjew18]

Really great points, actually makes a lot of sense. But. Still doesn't make sense that female nidoran can still breed.

[@Cassiopea525]

Even though Nidoking and Nidoqueen are based on rhinos, the entire evolutionary line is not. Just a quick look and you can see the first stage, nidoran, doesn't look like a rhino at all. Thus, female nidoran can breed but nidoqueen cannot.

[@benarmitage4037]

9:55 Plz PikaSprey, please don’t tell me that Cubone kills it’s mother and wears its skull while IN THE EGG. THE TRAUMA IS CRAZY

[@shiominato]

Beheyem can learn steel wing The more you know ☆

[@SSBBPOKEFAN]

I'm sure that's just a minor oversight. In Gen 5, TM 51 was Ally Switch, and when the TM was changed in Gen 6, someone probably missed it on Beeheeyem's moveset. That's just my theory, so it could be wrong.

[@SgtTwilight]

I like to think it's a reference to Roswell. A UFO crashed. UFO = Metal = Steel. Spaceship = Flight = Wing Bam.

[@gengarzilla1685]

If it was a mistake, why hasn't it been fixed yet? Does "cleaning up your own mess" not exist in this series anymore?

[@Jahammed]

Did we forget that Wooper can learn ice punch,and Black Kyurem can't. Yeah no fuck that shit. You don't need arms to punch things.

[@GoodieM8]

6:57 I'm binge watching your videos while shiny hunting groudon in ultra sun and you have showed 2 shiny groudons in seperate videos. Is this some kind of sick joke?

[@GoodieM8]

I just found this comment again and i want to say that i ended up finding the shiny groudon yay me

[@Xman34washere]

Maybe the Nidoran♀️ thing is since Kings in ancient times had really young brides despite being really old.

[@trentblades6668]

The Cubone part had me laughing so hard ]]

[@PBody54M]

4:14 Wouldn't it make more sense that Squirtle starters would have hylophobia? After all, a Blastoise has much more to fear from a Venusaur than a Charizard would. On that tangent, Charmander starters probably have hydrophobia, and Bulbasaur starters probably have pyrophobia.

[@PBody54M]

Exeggutor says "Hello!" Or "Alola!", whichever you prefer. Abomasnow and Trevenant are also tree Pokemon, and they're both grass-types. Meanwhile, Sudowoodo is technically not a tree; it's explicitly a rock that pretends to be a tree. Therefore, my point still stands.

[@madafaka2666]

well, think of this Forest Fires

[@MoisesCharles]

Dude, Sonic Mega Collection had amazing menu music, and I freaking love that you use it even in non-Sonic videos. Very few people seem to know that music exists, but I loved it to death way back when the collections were released on GameCube and PS2

[@SejhaIsHere]

Can you list/credit the music you use please?

[@Coolfolder]

I'm digging the Luigi's Mansion track for #5 (around 0:48)

[@phoenixslayer8720]

The song played for number two is from sonic mega collection

[@vanoer2904]

Cubone hatching out of an Egg with It's mother skull is just Game machines. Like Gastly hatching out of an Egg. It's all just Game machines and not part of canon. Canonically, Gastly was born from gases.

[@ripnephils4205]

then, just disable breeding for gastly

[@PokeShadow77]

10:16 500 SUBSCRIBERS AYO WTF KIND OF QUALITY YOU BEEN MAKING EVEN THIS EARLY IN YOUR KZbin CAREER WITHOUT A CAREER

[@Twinspinner]

"500 subscribers" Lol, you've come a very long way my friend

[@delta7115]

cryogonal just wants to love i also always thought any pokemon that was unable to be bred in the daycare wasn't necessarily sterile, just unwilling to breed in captivity, as some real life animals are.

[@gengarzilla1685]

Honestly, that sounds very sensible. The Pokémon who can't give you eggs at all are even in the Undiscovered egg group. To me this implies they just haven't been found and recorded in a day care yet.

[@meatylibertarian]

Nidorino and nidorina can breed I suspect nidoking/queen may be sterile due to moonstone.

[@UltraAryan10]

Nidorina is also in Undiscovered egg group, so no to breeding.

[@RaidenTheRipper88]

Aryan 10 nidorina can breed tho

[@UltraAryan10]

Aki H. Nidorina is also in Undiscovered egg group, so only Nidoran-female can breed.

[@eldertoguro1]

Dev Stack wrong

[@gengarzilla1685]

Female Clefable, Wigglytuff, Delcatty, and Musharna can breed just fine. What makes Nidoqueen so special?

[@Encorous]

My biggest gripe with pokemon is the pokedex, and I'm specifically referring to "origin stories" for pokemon. Some of these entries are so contradictory it's preposterous why they were even given a thumbs up to begin with. Froslass is a big one. Quote its Moon dex entry: "The soul of a woman lost on a snowy mountain possessed an icicle, becoming this Pokémon". Oh, SoRrY pokedex, I can't believe I merely _dreamt_ that I gave my female snorunt a dawn stone so it could evolve. How silly of me.

[@MikeJohnson-nr4yo]

Once shes married, you can't breed with her just like in real life.

[@paulgoogol2652]

oh no, you destroyed my childhood fantasies.

[@shapesnatch1341]

Nidoking: "Nidoran♀️ where are you?" Chris Hansen: "Why don't you have a seat right over there?"

[@ratbabyy3117]

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[@hand13932]

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[@evanseifert8858]

6:19 Actually this is the first time I've ever heard of it. ^^;;

[@brendanstreecko7847]

*laughs in zinzolin

[@thijsbergman2424]

A lot of birds actually do have the ability to shut down half their brain and stay airborne while technically asleep

[@ValerieHeart]

Things in pokemon that make no sense: Jinx is 100% female Mr Mime 50/50

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Lt surge has ptsd and doesn't have time to take care of his lawn!