5 Types Of Prison Guards During A Shakedown

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AfterPrisonShow

AfterPrisonShow

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In this video, I'm going to tell you about 5 different types of prison guards you will have to deal with during a shakedown.
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@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 6 жыл бұрын
Hope you enjoy this video! If you do SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!!! Also rock with APS on Twitter @joepguerrero for Ol Joe's Hot Lava flows! lol Cody!!!!
@drewpearson2881
@drewpearson2881 6 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow keep up the good work
@BigSteenThaGodHD6520
@BigSteenThaGodHD6520 6 жыл бұрын
#APSMixtape 🔥🔥🔥
@shadoza
@shadoza 6 жыл бұрын
Joe... I smashed that like button now my phone is broke. I ain't got no commissary man. No one one the outside loves me. Wanna buy this valentine card I made?
@shivanihart5677
@shivanihart5677 6 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow
@furiouspez6837
@furiouspez6837 6 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow lol i make crayons loll
@420jaynay
@420jaynay 6 жыл бұрын
I remember having that RoboCop type. Officer Dice. Almost 12 years out and I will never for get that he planted stuff on people. Luckily we got to set him up. The other guards didn't like him at all like us prisoners, because he made it too stressful. They did a complete shakedown with dogs and found nothing. And there really was nothing that day. They did it without his knowledge, then had him come do a search. He "found" three pounds of tobacco in the cell block floor. They caught him on camera planting it. I think that was the only time where everyone on the block got along for a few days. No fights or even arguments, and the whole dorm celebrated with a huge noodle slam with about 50 bags of ramen! Great video Joe!!!
@monsterproml46
@monsterproml46 5 жыл бұрын
Wow
@Simplystimulating
@Simplystimulating 5 жыл бұрын
Jay SoHi yes
@BrettonFerguson
@BrettonFerguson 4 жыл бұрын
Forget is one word.
@420jaynay
@420jaynay 4 жыл бұрын
@@BrettonFerguson autocorrect wasn't as good 2 years ago. Plus I am not a fucking writer...
@chilliecheesecake
@chilliecheesecake 4 жыл бұрын
@@BrettonFerguson No one likes a grammar nazi
@captassassin5680
@captassassin5680 6 жыл бұрын
Waiting for that episode where a blood vessel finally pops in Joe’s head.
@Kutani
@Kutani 5 жыл бұрын
CaptAssassin it happened in his 10 types of prisoners on commissary day video
@purplebl4z480
@purplebl4z480 5 жыл бұрын
@@Kutani it's 5
@mattdavid9038
@mattdavid9038 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@Simplystimulating
@Simplystimulating 5 жыл бұрын
CaptAssassin holy shit
@CrashOutDork
@CrashOutDork 6 жыл бұрын
7:40 “And they’re gonna begin to violate- I mean they’re gonna begin to search you” 😂😂😂
@erichatthebeehive1970
@erichatthebeehive1970 6 жыл бұрын
Joe I did 11 years state, remember the guard who's like ohhhhhh it's ok, you can tell me, we won't say anything lol
@kings4845
@kings4845 5 жыл бұрын
Hot
@nicholastuite8135
@nicholastuite8135 5 жыл бұрын
@@kings4845 Ott owe vawn bizzmarck Vawn proy senn
@justinmopavich3685
@justinmopavich3685 5 жыл бұрын
@@nicholastuite8135 what?🤔
@DerekSVNLD
@DerekSVNLD 5 жыл бұрын
@@justinmopavich3685 That's how you pronounce the first reply dude's name
@betaalpha9882
@betaalpha9882 5 жыл бұрын
ur fine lil mommie
@bradstortch8166
@bradstortch8166 6 жыл бұрын
I haven't noticed one less subscriber to the AfterPrisonShow. Which tells me that Cody is still, & always will be, a part of the family.
@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 6 жыл бұрын
I'm sure we lose subs daily. But we gained more than we lose. Surprisingly we probably lose 100 plus a day. Regardless, like you said and I totally agree with. Cody will always be a part of APS.
@jackd2667
@jackd2667 6 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow are u joking how do u lose subs thats not human once u go APS u never go back
@nightfuryyassamaru1683
@nightfuryyassamaru1683 6 жыл бұрын
@@AfterPrisonShow I'm sorry to ask, I'm fairly new to your channel, because being convicted is my biggest fear, and seeing you doing great despite being a felon is showing me that there is always hope no matter what. But I wanna know, what happened to Cody?
@Fox1223
@Fox1223 4 жыл бұрын
0:49 the guy that had a pretty good deal on some crabs fucking killed me dude! Ty for having me laugh my drink out my nose. Love your work
@BrettonFerguson
@BrettonFerguson 4 жыл бұрын
Whenever a young cute female guard was patting us down on the way to the yard, me and my crew would line up for the pat down and when we got done getting patted down, we would go back and get in line again. After patting us all down two or three times, the guard would usually be smiling and tell us to go on to the rec yard.
@randybowen4675
@randybowen4675 6 жыл бұрын
"but also shiflette as well" OMG I COULDNT HOLD IT IN
@2thumbtommy484
@2thumbtommy484 6 жыл бұрын
Cody left and the close-ups return..
@riaranta3150
@riaranta3150 6 жыл бұрын
alan blaze love me them close ups
@2thumbtommy484
@2thumbtommy484 6 жыл бұрын
Ria Pohl me too..👁️👁️😀
@tigerclaw8454
@tigerclaw8454 6 жыл бұрын
THAT'S A GOOD ADVICE! THANKS FOR THE VIDEO!!!I was a corrections officer in a maximum security prison before going into the military. I would never give anyone shit unless they deserved it. But here's what know ,someone correct me if I am wrong it's the same for convicts as well as the corrections officers? 1. you need to have Tolerance of all people. Some of the corrections officers are as bad as those convicts. I have seen Corrections Officers turn on other Corrections Officers as quick as the inmates do. Just be on your toes, do what the rules tell you to do. A lot of new C.O.'s who come into the system are weak and convicts love to set the new C.O.'s up. EXAMPLE: I want to see my grandmother can you bring me a needle to fix my cloths? Next can you bring me a Big Mack? A fifth of whisky? If not I will tell the watch commander. Convicts will put a wedge between the individual and the rest of the staff; EXAMPLE: They are treating you like they are treating us? 2. (Be Firm, Fair and Consistent)! Treat everyone equally, never do something for someone you can't do for everyone, if you give one person a cigarette give everyone one. BUT just don't do it, that's a way of setting yourself up to be under investigation - don't give anything unless it is told by the watch-commander. A lot of prisoners try to trap staff into bringing in contraband into the prison. 3. Offer inmates a way out rather then punishing them, usually that's by writing a charge, observation report, a charge and an incident report or all three followed by a street charge. Some institutions will have you do a serious incident report...Sometimes a Corrections Officer needs to write up an inmate because the prisoner is testing eater if you have the courage to write up a person or not. I have seen charges disappear before they go to the hearings officer but for new people working in the prison system. Prisoners will just test you to see if you have confidence in yourself to run a pod? New Officer just give a charge to a prisoner but there's other ways to punish the prisoners if your worked in the system for five years. 4. Confidence goes a long way. SAY NO if your not aloud to go against the rules of your pod - DON'T... A Corrections Officers your word is law! You see some contraband or an illegal act use your discretion, to write the person up or not? Sometimes the convicts will test you to see if you have what it takes to tell the prisoners to dump out the mash out or not? 5. When giving commands, talk to men and treat men like men but be authoritative: The whistle, voice, radio and the pod or tower are your best friends while working on the floor. 6. Understand how people operate, physiological interpretation and behaviour analysis. Follow these rules and inmates will respect you. 7. Your respect the convicts they respect you!
@dangerousthoughts790
@dangerousthoughts790 4 жыл бұрын
Tiger Claw never seen so many typos in my life
@beast9011
@beast9011 4 жыл бұрын
That’s surprisingly accurate, I thought you were about trash talk guards
@southerntiger3107
@southerntiger3107 4 жыл бұрын
@TrollingAndBowling Typed this from my cellphone.
@victoryazzie4718
@victoryazzie4718 6 жыл бұрын
I've been subscribed since your first couple videos! I am 26 years old I was a correctional officer, then got hooked on pain pills then moved on to heroin with my DAD! I ENDED UP stealing to support my habit my dad n i lost our families. Today we are both 3 years clean. Life is so much better I enjoy life now and I am still paying the price of my crimes I keep getting court dates for past crimes I committed whole under drugs. Everyone's human were all equal nobody's invincible. You're videos helped my dad and I to get clean and maintain a healthy lifestyle. Thank you! Thank you! So proud of how far you have come! The only way is UP! (: god bless
@machinegunfunkoo7dirtyjers532
@machinegunfunkoo7dirtyjers532 6 жыл бұрын
Victor Yazzie wow if that’s a real story you must have seen it all. I’m a recovering opioid addict as well but I sure as hell wasnt no cop or co.
@cashzero1787
@cashzero1787 6 жыл бұрын
That's what's up man I loved hearing that I'm in the same boat but not at the finish line
@JennaLeigh
@JennaLeigh 6 жыл бұрын
Good for you man. Keep on keeping on.
@nullnull5976
@nullnull5976 5 жыл бұрын
Victor Yazzie your*
@jwalcheski
@jwalcheski 5 жыл бұрын
@@nullnull5976 funny
@anakinbaker903
@anakinbaker903 5 жыл бұрын
Prison guards are just a step up above elementary school hall monitors 😆
@grugg3108
@grugg3108 4 жыл бұрын
Hall monitors combined with JROTC boys
@maggoteater2290
@maggoteater2290 4 жыл бұрын
They are police officers without having graduated from highschool
@ackerjawaka1966
@ackerjawaka1966 5 ай бұрын
The last time i was in prison the guards used to plant things in my cell or let the drugs dog in every day just to p-ss me off, most days I would get back to a wrecked cell also when they were calling out for the mail they would shout my name and when I was on my way to get my letter they would then shout NO MAIL so I would have to walk all the way back to my cell with everyone pissing themselves 🍺
@drippy6941
@drippy6941 6 жыл бұрын
bro when he gets hella close to the camera it’s funny as fuck😂😂😂
@Nyemox
@Nyemox 6 жыл бұрын
3:47 how it feels to chew 5 gum. Stimulate your senses
@taylorb802
@taylorb802 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@AgentDanielCross
@AgentDanielCross 6 жыл бұрын
More like a epileptic rave party
@archiewickham-iv6286
@archiewickham-iv6286 6 жыл бұрын
How it feels to use dead memes... Stimulate your sense of being out of date
@thegoon8896
@thegoon8896 6 жыл бұрын
Progamer1596n I can imagine that being a commercial
@itsukavonhyakuya6145
@itsukavonhyakuya6145 6 жыл бұрын
LOL
@davidreynolds9304
@davidreynolds9304 6 жыл бұрын
Sending love from Ireland. You the man Joe :D
@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 6 жыл бұрын
Shout out to Ireland! you Rock bro!
@BrettonFerguson
@BrettonFerguson 4 жыл бұрын
Back in the day everything wasn't in clear containers. I used to slice open the end of empty tubes of toothpaste with a razor blade at the seam, clean them out, hide my tattoo gun and stinger in them, then melt the seam back together and put it back in the box and glue the box closed. I had about 10 tubes and the rest were full of toothpaste. The guards used to search me everyday for months because people were snitching, but the guards never found anything. This is why now they only sell clear containers of toothpaste, deodorant, televisions, radios, etcetera.
@thugdoctor8461
@thugdoctor8461 6 жыл бұрын
skip to 8:27 for the 5 types of guards
@moemike9205
@moemike9205 6 жыл бұрын
ThugDoctor8 you da MVP
@justaannoyingvegan3655
@justaannoyingvegan3655 6 жыл бұрын
Why would you wanna skip his videos?
@ServiceHuman
@ServiceHuman 6 жыл бұрын
Virginia Carrie That’s actually me. I watch Joe’s video every single night and its always an interesting little story
@duneops2899
@duneops2899 6 жыл бұрын
My guy 🤙
@darthutah6649
@darthutah6649 5 жыл бұрын
@@virginiahall2298 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXbbYWSwnpaAi80
@getredytagetredy
@getredytagetredy 4 жыл бұрын
Joe....the dear john dropped me on the floor outa the chair...lol..!!!!
@jordanyale8040
@jordanyale8040 5 жыл бұрын
1:45 - "Or, maybe, some prison *squeaky sound.*" Gotta love Joe and his sound effects.
@pest9448
@pest9448 5 жыл бұрын
3:47 when your dog sees another dog outside
@DonMillerCET
@DonMillerCET 6 жыл бұрын
Having done 16-years, I find these videos to be maybe a bit therapeutic .. finally someone besides me who understands what we've dealt with, and how it has affected us. I have a feeling that making these videos is also therapeutic. Excellent job.
@sirennrs
@sirennrs 6 жыл бұрын
Been an APS subscriber since your old tattoo tutorials! so proud to see how much this channel has grown in like a year, may not catch every upload anymore but still forever a supporter in anything you do Joe!
@fifa22isshite90
@fifa22isshite90 6 жыл бұрын
8:21 - 5 types of prison guards during a shakedown
@uuglyddoll8333
@uuglyddoll8333 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you. 😩🙏🏾
@jonjoe121
@jonjoe121 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously
@joshuatheademan3882
@joshuatheademan3882 4 жыл бұрын
That's sad
@quebec2779
@quebec2779 4 жыл бұрын
Its not even filler either he just likes talking
@andrewyellstrom2585
@andrewyellstrom2585 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta be some sort of record
@redline9979
@redline9979 6 жыл бұрын
Joe, your videos just keep getting better and better! I really admire how you’ve changed your life’s path! You’re such a great example of hope for so many... Keep it up my friend!
@jfizzle9415
@jfizzle9415 5 жыл бұрын
That dear John letter....bravo my friend, bravo!👏🤣
@mattwalters6834
@mattwalters6834 3 жыл бұрын
I loved it
@nobodyspecial1080
@nobodyspecial1080 4 жыл бұрын
Your commentary is BY FAR the best thing on KZbin!
@desharalove
@desharalove 6 жыл бұрын
"GET RID OF EVERYTHING"😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@robynn144
@robynn144 4 жыл бұрын
This channel gives me very postive vibes! I really like the fact that Joe has made the best of a bad, but "eventful" experience (prison), by making a succesful KZbin channel about his experiences.
@kaetiijay1853
@kaetiijay1853 6 жыл бұрын
ahahahahahahahaha "you think I can get an extra tray for giving this guy joe up next to me?" too real
@swift_warrior6473
@swift_warrior6473 6 жыл бұрын
ThatWhiteGuy tray*
@fights4real100
@fights4real100 5 жыл бұрын
It really happens too. Sad as fuck.
@davidjohnston1710
@davidjohnston1710 5 жыл бұрын
T H O T A L E R T
@bloodmoonyt1901
@bloodmoonyt1901 5 жыл бұрын
@@davidjohnston1710 Virgin alert
@elotastic7586
@elotastic7586 6 жыл бұрын
Heyyy Joe, you def picked a good thumbnail XD Always cool to chill on twitch with ya! Great video as always.
@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for always being there rocking with APS!
@BigSteenThaGodHD6520
@BigSteenThaGodHD6520 6 жыл бұрын
ELO! :)
@hassasinali7979
@hassasinali7979 3 жыл бұрын
I cried a couple times. "she didnt take everything, she took ERRRRRTHING!!!" looj at the panic in his eyrs when he say it looool
@Twoswordsdrizzt
@Twoswordsdrizzt 6 жыл бұрын
"There just one step above a hall monitor, at an elementary school." XD XD XD
@tiesflies
@tiesflies 6 жыл бұрын
Bro u stay so hype. Love the positivity bro. Glad too see your success!
@Suzie_Q1989
@Suzie_Q1989 6 жыл бұрын
OMG Joe that is spot on... even in a womens prison. Shakedowns are crazy.
@txredneck07able
@txredneck07able 6 жыл бұрын
Kristina Hickmank Do they still make you strip? Because thats rad.
@swift_warrior6473
@swift_warrior6473 6 жыл бұрын
Dildo FuckStorm Your name fits your assumed thoughts on that comment.
@isaacprivette142
@isaacprivette142 6 жыл бұрын
Swift_Warrior it does lol
@swift_warrior6473
@swift_warrior6473 6 жыл бұрын
исаас п 😂😂
@hootiehoo2489
@hootiehoo2489 6 жыл бұрын
The frisky feelers, close up and sound, was so damn funny.
@CTMovies
@CTMovies 6 жыл бұрын
Shiffler sounds like Bubba from Forrest Gump! :D
@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 6 жыл бұрын
Shiflette. lol
@CTMovies
@CTMovies 6 жыл бұрын
Sorry Joe, ma bad :D
@bosslady2753
@bosslady2753 6 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing.
@dot-to-dot
@dot-to-dot 6 жыл бұрын
When Joe said "ereTHANG" I was cracking up. I wasn't sure at first if he was barking or sneezing. LOL
@knotletis
@knotletis 6 жыл бұрын
CT Movies I thought it was Shiftlip
@Sweetnlow19811
@Sweetnlow19811 6 жыл бұрын
I could listen to this all day. You are a great story teller 😁
@FletcherCat
@FletcherCat 6 жыл бұрын
I'm sick as hell and feel like crap, but at least APS is here to improve my mood. (And motivate me even more to stay out of prison)
@anthonycullinane7699
@anthonycullinane7699 6 жыл бұрын
Chubbs stay out of?? I'm trying to get in he makes it sound like fun
@alanabrams8893
@alanabrams8893 6 жыл бұрын
My father went to prison twice for drug possession. He also went in for sexual assault and attempted murder. The stories are crazy yes, but even a visit is enough to make you change your point of view.
@FletcherCat
@FletcherCat 6 жыл бұрын
Alan Abrams Damn man, sounds rough. Sorry to hear
@patricks_music
@patricks_music 2 жыл бұрын
@@anthonycullinane7699 Prison is not fun. They take away all of your freedoms and rights. Idk if you’re sarcastic here but if you’re serious you’re missing the point of this channel- to keep people OUT of prison
@frostylapine
@frostylapine 4 жыл бұрын
Hard to believe this was two years ago.. man time flies. Good video. You deserve the success Joe
@nochedeus6087
@nochedeus6087 6 жыл бұрын
Old joe! Another entertaining video
@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 6 жыл бұрын
Glad to have the support! Hope you enjoy this.
@bobiwasbi9918
@bobiwasbi9918 6 жыл бұрын
11:15 reminds me of a parent checking a kids internet history kr just looking through there stuff
@zososldier
@zososldier 6 жыл бұрын
You forgot the drug dog. The dude that walks in, looks around for 5 seconds, reaches under/behind/in something and boom. Yanks out a laundry bag of crap. Goes to the next cell and repeats it all the way down the hall. I remember a pyramid of contraband in the pod day room 6 feet tall from that one guard.
@mattwalters6834
@mattwalters6834 3 жыл бұрын
Whoa
@diazalan1816
@diazalan1816 6 жыл бұрын
Former CO, and I enjoy these videos
@onebadegg9710
@onebadegg9710 6 жыл бұрын
It’s always good to come home from a long day out on the streets and sit down and relax while watching the best show on KZbin.
@TheChampy2012
@TheChampy2012 2 жыл бұрын
Just peed a little, from laughing so damn hard. 😆🤣😆 'EVEITHIN!!!!!' just killed me at the end. 😂👌🏼
@mitchyboy615
@mitchyboy615 6 жыл бұрын
i cant wait to see this crab guy on aps
@jwyse1132
@jwyse1132 6 жыл бұрын
Mitchy Boy I got crabs 🦀
@RiPP2_The_Core
@RiPP2_The_Core 6 жыл бұрын
Justin Wise 💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂
@sgtwolf7391
@sgtwolf7391 6 жыл бұрын
Mitchy Boy That's not a nickname you want.
@gibbypeen5826
@gibbypeen5826 6 жыл бұрын
People like you are so inspirational. 👏
@CommodoreFloopjack78
@CommodoreFloopjack78 5 жыл бұрын
"Please get dressed and stand in front of your cell. We need to search your area." "Well, what is it you're looking for, officer?" "ERRTHANG!!"
@tigershark2870
@tigershark2870 6 жыл бұрын
Joe, I recently saw your video "helping a fan in need" and after doing so I have to say I gained a TON of respect for you, the channel, and us subscribers. I had a family member locked up for a period of time and we would send him mail every day. We live in Pennsylvania, we were pretty much able to send anything that was on paper that wasn't porn. We would write letters about stupid stuff like "the dog crapped on the sidewalk this morning" and we would also go on the internet and print off jokes, crossword puzzles, word searches, games, short stories, etc. After he got out he told us that not only did those letters keep him going on the inside, he was also able to barter the crossword puzzles and the jokes(a lot of Chuck Norris jokes) for various things he needed. He said mail was the highlight of the day and it didn't matter if they were grocery fliers, they had a use. Love your channel!!
@drewpearson2881
@drewpearson2881 6 жыл бұрын
My daddy owns the biggest crab boat
@mannycastillo9204
@mannycastillo9204 6 жыл бұрын
Drew Pearson ctfu
@drewpearson2881
@drewpearson2881 6 жыл бұрын
Manny Castillo very kind words
@mannycastillo9204
@mannycastillo9204 6 жыл бұрын
Drew Pearson , It was just an abbreviation signifying that I found your comment hilarious.
@drewpearson2881
@drewpearson2881 6 жыл бұрын
Manny Castillo thanks
@drewpearson2881
@drewpearson2881 6 жыл бұрын
Manny Castillo I know I’m not that stupid
@emiliogereros7112
@emiliogereros7112 6 жыл бұрын
Enjoyed this one Joe and every video I have seen so far! You give me allot of motivasion to keep my head up and avoid trouble❤️
@sniffroxfasho7724
@sniffroxfasho7724 6 жыл бұрын
One time,we had a shakedown during breakfast(which was like 5:30 am) as we were finishing up; boom! boom! boom! the guards were shutting the doors"Shakedown! Hurry up and finish go to the tv rooms"(there was 2 teirs both had tv rooms)Anyway I was cheeking my meds and had like 20 benadryls stuffed in my mattress and my bunkie had a joint in the spine of a book and some tobacco and matches in another mattress...We were trippin' like"bro wtf r we gonna do?Should we just tell em we got contraband?Fuck that let it ride."Long story short they didn't find that shit but I did get in trouble cuz I forgot to put away the benadryl I cheeked that mornings med pass(just 1 not the bundle in my mattress)...To this day my bunkie thinks the black guard who searched our room found the joint and just left it there cuz he didn't wanna do the paperwork or some shit cuz they shake all the books out they know that hiding spot cuz other ppl got popped for cigarettes and tobacco✌💚✌
@prisonlifeinsideandout
@prisonlifeinsideandout 6 жыл бұрын
Sniffrox Fasho they used to cut off our water before the shakedown so we couldn't flush anything.
@emperorcatfish2919
@emperorcatfish2919 6 жыл бұрын
You tell a good story, got a pretty good laugh out of this one. Don't have the slightest clue how you popped into my recommended vids, but keep it up!
@sarahwebb1334
@sarahwebb1334 6 жыл бұрын
5 types of prisoners during a shakedown next!!!! Love u Joe your my favorite KZbinr
@sayori237
@sayori237 6 жыл бұрын
Just a step above Hall Monitors in Elementary school Joe... That part killed me
@M3DZ1008
@M3DZ1008 6 жыл бұрын
One step above a hall monitor in an elementary school LOL
@dorthymartin2425
@dorthymartin2425 3 жыл бұрын
Legs cocked back like a pretzel..😂..thanks Joe..u just made my day..keep up the great work
@mitchellshaw7739
@mitchellshaw7739 6 жыл бұрын
Love the videos joe 😤
@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the love!
@mitchellshaw7739
@mitchellshaw7739 6 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow always! Thanks for the love back mane
@tokkyos
@tokkyos 6 жыл бұрын
I would love to see more videos like this one, I always get excited about the skits
@eviltbh
@eviltbh 6 жыл бұрын
I remember the day you popped up on my feed and you only had 2k subs, ive never laughed so hard in my life when i watch your videos. Keep it goin brotha
@veronicastar2114
@veronicastar2114 6 жыл бұрын
You ain’t never gonna see daylight again. 😂 I’m dead
@Artdeepmind
@Artdeepmind 6 жыл бұрын
The Shiflet guy remind the Bubba , from Forrest Gump, talking about shrimps all the time
@stephanieinthewild2678
@stephanieinthewild2678 6 жыл бұрын
This guy is so darn fuuuunny!!!! Just when I felt like hell and felt life had no meaning , I get reminded it actually does. : ) Keep us laughing.
@lindenerbutjer2556
@lindenerbutjer2556 6 жыл бұрын
Sehr gern.... Love your" thinkingscene" beginning 5:00... 🤣🤣🤣 Greatings from germany...
@TomasLuoto
@TomasLuoto 6 жыл бұрын
Content quality on a steady rise. Great stuff Joe. Haven't let us down yet.
@mattsilberstein1897
@mattsilberstein1897 6 жыл бұрын
your probably not going to read this but i was wondering how hard it is to survive in prison without having any contraband to make money.
@ricktaylor1437
@ricktaylor1437 6 жыл бұрын
Dude.... Do you honestly think even half the people locked up have ANY kind of money from the outside, or some sort of hustle? Most of these dudes are desperate to make a buck so they can keep a habit goin. They get caught and ALL bridges are burned (family, friend's ECT). If you are planning on doing time, your best bet is to get somewhat good at gambling.
@goatgamingyt2964
@goatgamingyt2964 6 жыл бұрын
Not true actually 90% of ppl in prison got more money then you do
@goatgamingyt2964
@goatgamingyt2964 6 жыл бұрын
Prison is a world inside a world
@hyperhektor7733
@hyperhektor7733 6 жыл бұрын
so you mean prison is a hypercube
@cow9572
@cow9572 6 жыл бұрын
Hyper Hektor you mean prison is a prison
@veepw1611
@veepw1611 6 жыл бұрын
Great video as always, Joe. Keep up the good work! Best wishes.
@charliebalthrop8587
@charliebalthrop8587 6 жыл бұрын
Retired after 25 years...got that pension and plaque 😂
@LOLAP95
@LOLAP95 6 жыл бұрын
Liar. Full of shit
@dombuscus4783
@dombuscus4783 6 жыл бұрын
Hey Joe, i just found your videos today and i love them. This one is my favorite video so far.
@declan2955
@declan2955 6 жыл бұрын
Top 5 prisoners during shakedowns???
@candicecarrington6659
@candicecarrington6659 6 жыл бұрын
That1guy23 I'd love to see him do one like that LOL!!!
@FlizYT
@FlizYT 6 жыл бұрын
1. The prisoner. 2. The other prisoner 3. The other, other prison 4. The other, other, other prisoner 5. The other, other, other, other prisoner *Read more*
@totallynotadoggo9894
@totallynotadoggo9894 6 жыл бұрын
SEATTLEdeclanSEAHAWK the intimidating one who doesn’t work on the higher ranks but will scare the living daylights out of rookies
@Bubbles.......
@Bubbles....... 6 жыл бұрын
Top 5 shakedowns in guards
@itsukavonhyakuya6145
@itsukavonhyakuya6145 6 жыл бұрын
1. Me 2. The hard guy 3. The guy who thinks he’s hard 4. The guy who is mentally insane and thinks he’s at Disney Land 5. A heathen (LMFAO)
@squirrelballer9029
@squirrelballer9029 6 жыл бұрын
Then they begin to violate.....search you. HAHAHAHA I spit out my coffee at that moment.
@oisinmcgovern2162
@oisinmcgovern2162 6 жыл бұрын
I could feel the pain as he put on them gloves 😯
@waxinwhiteboy9624
@waxinwhiteboy9624 6 жыл бұрын
Spot on joe. Im new here. Done alot of time over the past 10 years. Good shit. I'm subscribed keep it coming.
@splooshmccooch2862
@splooshmccooch2862 6 жыл бұрын
Hey joe I know you can’t do a video about good places to hide stuff and give away all the secrets but maybe a video about places to hide contraband that seems good but guards are wise to and would actually be bad would be a cool video to see. Regardless keep up the good work
@anthony-kw9wm
@anthony-kw9wm 6 жыл бұрын
Sploosh McCooch he's done that already
@knotletis
@knotletis 6 жыл бұрын
He did
@anthony-kw9wm
@anthony-kw9wm 6 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5bIk6ZufrGVnsU
@splooshmccooch2862
@splooshmccooch2862 6 жыл бұрын
ant king thanks I don’t know how the fuck I missed this one
@splooshmccooch2862
@splooshmccooch2862 6 жыл бұрын
Upon further review it seems that I’ve already watched and liked that video and therefore determined that I have a shitty memory. I’ll thank you now for next year when you direct me towards a video about 5 types of guards during a shakedown when I probably ask.
@seanbarnhill8321
@seanbarnhill8321 6 жыл бұрын
Great opening I've never laughed so hard today
@ace-ug7jc
@ace-ug7jc 6 жыл бұрын
"They are just a step above a hall monitor" 😂😂😂
@HouseWashingRick
@HouseWashingRick 4 жыл бұрын
Joe you are the best brother, funny as hell, happy I found this channel
@WastelandRanger
@WastelandRanger 6 жыл бұрын
Crayons are only scared when Marines are around 😂😂😂
@codydonoghue5082
@codydonoghue5082 6 жыл бұрын
Johnny McButterballs damn fucking right marines are the best semper fi
@tysonrinker8089
@tysonrinker8089 6 жыл бұрын
Ain't nobody scared of a marine
@Vadanovltch
@Vadanovltch 6 жыл бұрын
Tyson Rinker you should be
@Boogalolover
@Boogalolover 6 жыл бұрын
OIL?
@grahamlopez6202
@grahamlopez6202 5 жыл бұрын
Books are also scarred of marines
@NoMaybeNoYes
@NoMaybeNoYes 6 жыл бұрын
wow Joe your channel is growing so fast, you will hit a million really soon. I watch you everyday all day! keep those videos coming. Congratulations
@himwiththesquaretoes9461
@himwiththesquaretoes9461 6 жыл бұрын
if u give robocop the contraband do u actually get punished?
@saturngutz6168
@saturngutz6168 6 жыл бұрын
Barracko Taco Yes but not as bad.
@himwiththesquaretoes9461
@himwiththesquaretoes9461 6 жыл бұрын
k thx
@jimadula3702
@jimadula3702 6 жыл бұрын
Depends on what you have. Extra TP no. An 10 inch knife yes...
@_easnem_
@_easnem_ 6 жыл бұрын
not all da time
@RowenJ420
@RowenJ420 6 жыл бұрын
I try to go easy on them if they are honest
@Onur_G
@Onur_G 6 жыл бұрын
The phone call was priceless
@katieowen4366
@katieowen4366 6 жыл бұрын
Twitch stream was lit, dude.
@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 6 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah! Thanks for being there and thanks for being here!
@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 6 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah! Thanks for being there and thanks for being here!
@pattio.se17
@pattio.se17 6 жыл бұрын
he typed it 2 times
@machinegunfunkoo7dirtyjers532
@machinegunfunkoo7dirtyjers532 6 жыл бұрын
Danker Pickle not once ☝️ not three times but two times
@DonMillerCET
@DonMillerCET 6 жыл бұрын
'Guards, just a step above a hall-monitor in an elementary school' ... LOL Very good description.
@BENNY_MAC
@BENNY_MAC 6 жыл бұрын
Im doing time in work release right now. So glad i still get to see your videos!
@blissfulbeautyfull-mess5125
@blissfulbeautyfull-mess5125 6 жыл бұрын
Loved it,like always Joe,funny as ever!!!
@CTMovies
@CTMovies 6 жыл бұрын
Here from Twitch stream Joe :)
@AfterPrisonShow
@AfterPrisonShow 6 жыл бұрын
CT Movies hell yeah bro!
@joelavalos9148
@joelavalos9148 6 жыл бұрын
When he streams what does he do
@guyfromthe80s92
@guyfromthe80s92 6 жыл бұрын
Damn I'm hooked on your videos, I dont know why. Perhaps because I learn stuff. Keep up the good work and congrats on staying clean.
@brycenbrycen4308
@brycenbrycen4308 6 жыл бұрын
Hi Joe I've been a subscriber since 200 K
@BubJeans
@BubJeans 6 жыл бұрын
Love your content Joe always watch a video after a long day
@emizerri
@emizerri 6 жыл бұрын
If you can't stand a guard just freak them out so they don't want to come back next shakedown "Hey, sweetcheeks, mmm you having fun searching me Mr. Officer?" 🤣🤣🤣
@randomguy93984
@randomguy93984 5 жыл бұрын
They would put you in the hole. Its prison you have no rights
@HarrisonCSmith
@HarrisonCSmith 6 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best APS videos
@LadyAKA
@LadyAKA 6 жыл бұрын
Yay I'm kinda early this time. 🖤 I'm relatively new here but I love your content. Can't stop BINGING this shiiiittttt.
@ae86hachi
@ae86hachi 6 жыл бұрын
Lady AKAsmr Holy mother of god do you ever take a pretty picture! Not trying to be creepy or weird, I just wanted to drop you a compliment. Take care.
@jumpscare9119
@jumpscare9119 6 жыл бұрын
Ae86 Hachi you're a creep leave
@ae86hachi
@ae86hachi 6 жыл бұрын
Jomar Diaz You got me completely wrong. Read my post again.
@LadyAKA
@LadyAKA 6 жыл бұрын
Ae86 Hachi lol well it's kinda my job, guess I'm doing it right. 😂
@montegonzilla7027
@montegonzilla7027 6 жыл бұрын
I love u
@macksgz
@macksgz 6 жыл бұрын
I'm taking off my ad-blocker for you Joe, keep posting more funny and entertaining videos like this!
@itzazurite4118
@itzazurite4118 6 жыл бұрын
Love you joe!
@bitcoin-bandit881
@bitcoin-bandit881 6 жыл бұрын
y is he so funny i cant stop stop watching him
@deltanedas
@deltanedas 6 жыл бұрын
Wtf why did the cops let him record in prison 🐅🐅🐅🐅
@Nick-jg9ck
@Nick-jg9ck 6 жыл бұрын
DeltaNedas it's a green screen genius
@justno8019
@justno8019 6 жыл бұрын
lel
@brownie5458
@brownie5458 5 жыл бұрын
@@Nick-jg9ck r/woooosh
@hebrhebrbdh1545
@hebrhebrbdh1545 5 жыл бұрын
Nick r/whoosh
@dooby5332
@dooby5332 5 жыл бұрын
@@Nick-jg9ck r/woosh
@zealousjay1993
@zealousjay1993 6 жыл бұрын
I don't know ... I feel like this should be a tv show .. this should be on true TV .. or something ... this is great .. Joe I hope You go Far with this
@sirfrankalotukblues2781
@sirfrankalotukblues2781 6 жыл бұрын
Can do getting sick in prison, or having the flu go around prison
@highcloud530
@highcloud530 6 жыл бұрын
Man on place I was in there was a few work crews that were constantly bringing in a super aggressive poison ivy and poison oak. And it spread like wild fire you couldn't touch anything, like the microwaves, the railings coming down from the second tier, basical nothing that was touch by anyone else...
@XxXShevampXxX
@XxXShevampXxX 6 жыл бұрын
Oh god, that reminds me of how they would always food us a diet very heavy in starches and almost no fruits or vegetables so everyone in the dorm was always so stopped up and constipated and miserable and there really wasn't anything you could do about it either. I had a friend that filled out a med request for some laxatives cuz she hadn't shit in forever and she ended up waiting about 3 months before they finally gave her those damn laxatives. I never understood it, everyone being so stopped up like that made for some very short tempers sometimes as weird as that sounds but it's the truth. The people that were lucky enough to have someone on the outside who was willing to sneak them in a delivery of contraband weren't just getting your typical narcotics and tobacco sent in, they were having them pack some damn regular ol Tylenol, cold meds, allergy meds, laxatives, BC powders...basically all the otc meds most people take having access to for granted.
@cerrgaming1220
@cerrgaming1220 6 жыл бұрын
Hhshaha the part where you went crazy just it was so dang funny
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