Major SALUTE to the entire APS ARMY/FAMILY!!!! Look for shout outs at the end of this video too!!! and I'm looking for some people in the comments section to SHOUT OUT in tomorrows video!!! Awesome comments= possible shout outs!!
@hootguy11027 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow Allo joe.
@sebastiansotelo77377 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow did you smell alot of farts in prison ?
@pyb67 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow Can you do more prison food? xD if not that's fine
@T337-t3m7 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow APS 5 ways to find if a person is a snitch
@Swat3697 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow most dangerous prisoner
@darianmccants7 жыл бұрын
Top 10 ways to pass time in prison
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
I like it!!!
@cloroxgaming70027 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow i like it too, plz do it
@samarrenvelexian95927 жыл бұрын
Darian Mccants 100th like
@ulaap20577 жыл бұрын
Apple Lysol Oh yes Number 1 Pass time
@jimrustles96077 жыл бұрын
jerkin it.
@FrancineJohnsonMcGee7 жыл бұрын
I am a 53 year old gma who takes.care.of everyone. You make my day. I am really a caregiver by trade, but I also have strays. Right now I have my clients grand daughter and two great grand children. It's all good, but her boyfriend is what you described as a kingpin prisoner. He ain't there now, but he's got about 2 more seconds under my roof. I gave the granddaughter till the end of the month to figure it out. CPS and courts and all that crap. You keep me going. You got it figured out and if you're helping me jeep a backbone while not being a judgmental ass, I know you're helping a lot of other people too. Keep.up the food work. PEACE!
@dustjunky20004 жыл бұрын
Future murder victim right here.
@thekiranr97 жыл бұрын
I think it would be really cool if you interviewed or had a conversation with someone who worked as a CO or is currently a CO. It would be cool to listen to both sides.
@mczenk50955 жыл бұрын
I'd volunteer for that haha. Correctional Officer here.
"a walking panic button." absolutely hilarious Joe.
@thelokitheory40477 жыл бұрын
I knew a Co that met his high school bully in prison he had alot of fun
@anthonyharp76966 жыл бұрын
No you dont
@PappyClappy6 жыл бұрын
HaHa
@watersheep49796 жыл бұрын
r/thathappened
@grantbowers_14655 жыл бұрын
Karma
@jamescawley58695 жыл бұрын
So damn gay ...
@shedman73067 жыл бұрын
Touchy ur pee pee is the worst type of guard in underage prison
@zsjzbbbzbsbzbzbbz9847 жыл бұрын
Shedman lol
@sux12837 жыл бұрын
Shedman If You can't right penis you shouldn't be watching this video. Oh wait I just got to that part sorry
@platypuschallenger7 жыл бұрын
Ikr? How the hell are you going to stuff a dangerous weapon or anything for that matter up there? Like jeez not even an experienced sounder can do that. You'd get an UTI immediately.
@sophhyln2237 жыл бұрын
Shedman Says the person who cant tell the difference between right and write.
@Craigslist4447 жыл бұрын
underage prison doesn't exist
@Daydarr7 жыл бұрын
"is that a weapon in your pants,... or are you happy to see me?"
@helterskelter9177 жыл бұрын
I loved how the touchy your pee pee guard is actually a picture of TSA guy
@justingitsme30934 жыл бұрын
Every time no shit i guess my dick is to big it picks up every
@adamhurricane83007 жыл бұрын
10 privileges in prison
@Ytremz7 жыл бұрын
Male guards?
@nonnodacciaio7047 жыл бұрын
Ytremz yes
@Safwanhussain7 жыл бұрын
Adam Hurricane you never leave the prison a virgin
@jimfigueroa22627 жыл бұрын
Safwan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@whoknowswhocares8857 жыл бұрын
Is not having your rectum increase in size one?
@Bluegofuccincrazy7 жыл бұрын
Saddest things you witnessed prison
@citroenboter6 жыл бұрын
Michael Clifford never forget
@grimmjowjeaguerjaquez50656 жыл бұрын
Michael Clifford dicks out for brokewing
@blobisbored6 жыл бұрын
@ergoroxx the Lord of baguettes can we get an F in chat for brokewing
@ethanjupiter98276 жыл бұрын
F
@pyro2655 жыл бұрын
F
@deecarr91714 жыл бұрын
As a former CO, I had to laugh out loud, at your "bullied &beaten guards"!! As a CO (kitchen) I could always tell who was watching the chow hall by the palpable stress level! Great job Joe!!!
@momomtony7 жыл бұрын
prisoner: "shh, you hear that?" prisoner 2: "i hear keys" *JANGLE JANGLE JANGLE JANGLE* OMG, i couldn't stop laughing at that part!!! xD
@Todomo7 жыл бұрын
RIP brokewing ;-;
@oorohbooroz17815 жыл бұрын
F
@odin52555 жыл бұрын
We still pray to this day.
@iamaidansmith75424 жыл бұрын
F
@stillamitchinmybook63204 жыл бұрын
Huh?? What’s that??
@iamaidansmith75424 жыл бұрын
How you not know brokewing 😭😭
@michaelsnelham23887 жыл бұрын
Hey joe can u do a video on worst thinks to say to prison guards
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
Michael Snelham now that is an awesome idea! look for a shout out tomorrow!😆
@hardburnerhd34127 жыл бұрын
do top 10 shower stories (rape, jerking of, stabbings etc)
@lowellschimek80417 жыл бұрын
Michael Snelham he should do a reaction video on a Beyond Scared Straight video
@murphy86367 жыл бұрын
10 signals use to say "a guard is coming"
@dwatson9277 жыл бұрын
Murphy the floor is wet. jumbilia. whoopp
@owensullivan83507 жыл бұрын
Murphy he already did a vid on that
@Soldier4YHVHGaming7 жыл бұрын
Murphy Hooty Whoooooo !!
@veryfreehabbocoins7 жыл бұрын
This guy a CO just tryinna get tha one up 😂
@charliecahill72527 жыл бұрын
THE FLOOR IS WET!
@THRILLZ98677 жыл бұрын
he's the only youtuber that aucctuly uses the comments as ideas now wonder he has 371k subs
@officialjuvee33555 жыл бұрын
Miguel9867 update
@joeroganofficial54335 жыл бұрын
English *100*
@gatosyratones4 жыл бұрын
😸🐭👍
@jade_is_a_little_upset86937 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh.... jingle-jangle-jingle-jangle.....
@jade_is_a_little_upset86937 жыл бұрын
Jingle jangle jingle jangle jingle jangle.....
@mindtrick2057 жыл бұрын
Jade nice
@dxburner2227 жыл бұрын
Jade car keys frylock
@kostas666lelapas37 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@michaellane71057 жыл бұрын
Jade Floors wet!!
@alexleitepapad7 жыл бұрын
Hey Joe. Could you make a top 10(or whatever) things that had changed while you were in prison? I know you were locked up for 7 years, and it would be interesting to know what surprised you when you got released. Greetings from Greece
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
Kortari420PleizIt great idea! 😆😆😆😆
@vampyr-hale7 жыл бұрын
*achoo* "GET AWAY FROM MEEEE!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tyleralexander82517 жыл бұрын
When I first started in training I was so scared but had to act tough and after like 2 weeks it was cake working there, you have to treat inmates like people not animals and then you'll never have an issue
@harashiSAN7 жыл бұрын
You could make a prison guard Pokedex!
@Randomguy-mg9ks7 жыл бұрын
Prisondex
@mybestfriendlober6 жыл бұрын
"not only is he a thug, *he be in them streetz too* " damn i love this show
@tribecca45786 жыл бұрын
Dying
@6ANUR34DT81S4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, as soon as he said that, I lost it because I knew exactly what he meant lmfao
@Storm-ly6ig7 жыл бұрын
i like how you and this other youtube channel (officer410 or something) started growing extremely fast at the same time. one a cop ones an ex con lol.
@matthewmcmurtry16327 жыл бұрын
Storm 13957 Officer401 is what let me here because it mentioned APS in one of his vids.
@fezzes4287 жыл бұрын
Matthew McMurtry you have a video link?
@Turniqp7 жыл бұрын
Storm 13957 That's ironic
@stevestevens97707 жыл бұрын
DcTauren of dem hordies if only you were smart and knew what ironic meant
@Turniqp7 жыл бұрын
Steve Stevens I know what irony is, that was a mistake
@vEsbei7 жыл бұрын
"For what? I'm sitting here taking a shit" LMFAO
@nunoherdeiro19457 жыл бұрын
Esbei W 😂😂😂😂
@thein3ation5637 жыл бұрын
"Let's do that today" shirt says "nope not today"
@666pmt7 жыл бұрын
I fucking love this channel and all the little inside references. Floors wet!!!!! Go put your shoes on!! #findpunktattooguy #punktattooguy
@user-fy1nq3nf1q7 жыл бұрын
666pmt Waldo!
@SLSAzral7 жыл бұрын
what's put your shoes on
@SLSAzral7 жыл бұрын
what's put your shoes on
@juix06667 жыл бұрын
CryoJump Gaming put your boots on is to fight. some places your race is required to be booted at all times. even in the shower, shower buddy must be booted too
@christianbalazs66887 жыл бұрын
CryoJump Gaming put your shoes on &- meet me in the yard, bitch
@barrymccockiner16697 жыл бұрын
ever experience/participate in a prison bukakke ?? If so, who finished first?
@raybuchanan31377 жыл бұрын
Barry McCockiner wtf
@barrymccockiner16697 жыл бұрын
Ray Buchanan who knows man, you heard about the promiscuous lady prison guard! Maybe she wants alil rope on her face hahaha
@magma26807 жыл бұрын
Barry McCockiner idk i'd say it would be a bit better to maybe get the noodles wet if you know what i mean, less suspicion then
@ThePapino1347 жыл бұрын
it was bill
@someonesomewhere54267 жыл бұрын
Barry McCockiner wtf xD
@antwon59337 жыл бұрын
"God forbid that you never are". So I guess you want us to go to prison then LOL.
@matchavez69156 жыл бұрын
Anthony M. FLOORS WET!!! GRAMMAR POLICE!!!
@ericabillings41466 жыл бұрын
I don't think that was a pretty clear statement.:/
@applefan65587 жыл бұрын
Prison guard here, glad I'm not on the list haha Do the best kind of prison guards! Love the channel bro, good luck
@steveselfridge71995 жыл бұрын
Andrew James , dead ones. List over.
@mrmagus45535 жыл бұрын
@@steveselfridge7199 Well that's pretty evil for you to say. Most guards do suffer from massive power trips, but overall, they're still human beings. And even though there are bad prison guards, there are still good one's - one's who actually treat the prisoners like human beings, instead of stray dogs. So if you're serious about your statement, I consider you to change your mind.
@masonbullock10755 жыл бұрын
@@steveselfridge7199 you're an absolute moron
@landonbowling66775 жыл бұрын
You're the skinny one that gets scared. There are very few good cos y'all are wanna be cops that can't cut it.
@masonbullock10755 жыл бұрын
@@landonbowling6677 not sure who you're talking about but ok boomer
@RunFromHumanContacts7 жыл бұрын
just open the shirt i ordered from u and saw it wss signed! i didnt know it would be signed, im so excited! thanks so much, joe!
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
RunFromHumanContacts hell yeah! I'm glad you liked it😆😆
@TheJokesterSCR7 жыл бұрын
Dude, seriously... I'd love to partake in a video with you. I'm a juvenile guard. It's similar but very different. I also believe that you could use your videos and experiences to help persuade some of our repeat offenders. That's all I really want. I hate seeing the same kids coming back over and over again.
@EvIlducky56 жыл бұрын
I work county, it is sad to see an entire family locked up at once because the parents were into drugs and get the kid into drugs too.
@rickyray27945 жыл бұрын
As a Juvenile guard do you have to be a cross between hardass and therapist? Because your working with kids, who can probably still be helped.
@stevenwelk19015 жыл бұрын
It doesn't take long to realize which one of the kids is going to go to prison.
@kjvail4 жыл бұрын
I worked juve, ran the admin seg unit. Almost all juvies are the “emerging rapper” type. They are all going to be superstars....
@chrisallie99603 жыл бұрын
Don't brag about being a screw
@xosopandax89957 жыл бұрын
best/worst prison food!
@filippamarkstrom23157 жыл бұрын
10 things that people think is true about prison but isn't
@brianjackson38857 жыл бұрын
Føppli Tøp you late
@filippamarkstrom23157 жыл бұрын
Brian Jackson nah?
@briteboy75367 жыл бұрын
Føppli Tøp its weird af finding a clique member on this video
@filippamarkstrom23157 жыл бұрын
Tiger Haha
@auggerautenrieth23177 жыл бұрын
Føppli Tøp iiim
@shanabuckner35416 жыл бұрын
The top stories of the infamous "I'm innocent " claims
@reesemorton42387 жыл бұрын
Top 10 dumbest things you did in prison
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
The Roblox Guy // TRG omg awesome.😆
@EasseAF7 жыл бұрын
I literally stay up on a school night just to watch this. I never miss a video :)
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
Easse true APS ARMY right there!
@vince926642 жыл бұрын
@@AfterPrisonShow uI’m i
@Dingomush4 жыл бұрын
The whole time that Joe was describing “The Chick-Dude-Prison Guard” I was thinking about “Alice” from the series “Superjail”! God, I loved that anime. That one and “Deadman Wonderland”. That’s a show that APS should watch and comment on.
@gerardjimenez9187 жыл бұрын
new T shirt coming soon its called the "ahh jangle jangle jangle jangle jangel *
@christianbalazs66887 жыл бұрын
xCJPONDx Martinez outlawwww
@KSG04227 жыл бұрын
10 most uncomfortable moments in prison Please don't roast me :-:
@KSG04227 жыл бұрын
Microwave Oven ffs
@joshthompson80597 жыл бұрын
The_Real_SCG when u drop the soap
@Jdizzle06677 жыл бұрын
Gotta say, I'm loving this freaking channel
@distortions7 жыл бұрын
Hey joe have you seen corrupt prison guards while you were in prison
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
yes. some guards are very corrupt.
@sebastiansotelo77377 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow did u smell alot of farts in prison
@datdude6747 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Sotelo I was doing time over marijuana and they put me in a cell with a guy who had horrible farts. And he would do a weasely laugh every time he farted which pissed me off. Every morning they'd feed us 2 hard boiled eggs and bread. The eggs made his farts unbearable so I told him he wasn't allowed to eat anymore eggs and took them for myself every day. It sounds mean but I had no choice. It was either take his eggs or kick his ass so they'd put me in another cell.
@Shyfly527 жыл бұрын
Dat dude LMAO
@sixxsniperstvunhackable78647 жыл бұрын
dat dude sry man doubt you were in prison dood
@josiebreazeale44147 жыл бұрын
hey joe could you compare how shows/movies portray prison vs. how prison actually is. keep up the great work! you're a real inspiration
@bizzabops7 жыл бұрын
Josie Breazeale PLEASE DO THIS JOE!!!
@alanshaffer91465 жыл бұрын
I have never commented on any you tube video. But u are truly inspirational. The fact that u can laugh at such a terrible situation, makes me think twice. Dont take anything for granted. Thanks again.
@ciancaffrey73755 жыл бұрын
You should comment more, commenting is the reason this video came out, which made you realize what you realized.
@time2go9247 жыл бұрын
I gotta wake up in 6 hours and can't sleep. Lets just watch APS then lol.
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
Time2Go you rock!
@jankoper64417 жыл бұрын
Time2Go whats the matter you got a 12h prison guard shift
@time2go9247 жыл бұрын
jan Koper Ah ofc, totally forgot it m8
@magma26807 жыл бұрын
Time2Go get on my level, i got 5 hours left till i have to wake up
@devildog-oq3xs7 жыл бұрын
magma26 but the comment was 2 hours ago...
@dougcapler45837 жыл бұрын
hey joe can you do more prison food?
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
Yes. Definitely. I hope to do a new prison food video this week!
@dougcapler45837 жыл бұрын
+AfterPrisonShow yay!
@onlytymewilltell7 жыл бұрын
Omg!! This shit had me laughing so hard last night I had to turn it off BC I kept waking my daughter up! Soo no more youtube at bedtime for me but ya best believe I'm about to have an afterprisonshow marathon today! I love your channel Joe! Its hysterical and very accurate but anyone who hasn't ever experienced a jail/prison setting before(which I hope you never do) will truly grasp just how true this shit is!!!!!! Thanks for sharing your experience with us and wish you all the best in the future!! 💞
@joyandrews86173 жыл бұрын
The touchy your pee pee had me shaking I was laughing so hard that I woke my husband up.
@nickjohnson6368 Жыл бұрын
Bruh you doin allright ?! F tge Ruskis !!
@clark73107 жыл бұрын
NOTIFICATION SQUAAAD, Greets from Germany!
@Nizmy160287 жыл бұрын
360p squad
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
Hello Germany!!!
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
Sorry lol we're too fast for KZbin. lol
@tjmods98577 жыл бұрын
NEVER hey joe my frien'ds uncle was a prison guard (retired now) do you remember any one named tucker or nah it's cool if not just wondered she said he worked in your state so thought you've might've had him has a guard
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
I don't know. I met way too many prison guards lol
@metagameteam7 жыл бұрын
joe, could you make a video about the danger of prison gangs?
@BonerSexGaming7 жыл бұрын
Amnesia he did already
@brianjackson38857 жыл бұрын
Amnesia you late
@InaBarrel7 жыл бұрын
Mad dogger link?
@lucasenglish41267 жыл бұрын
im digging this natural lighting!
@TrevorEst19947 жыл бұрын
Lmfao joe the sleeper guard had me cracking up 😂
@jgarcia22737 жыл бұрын
Can you make a video about some of your favorite people in prison? Punk tattoo guy doesn't count
@jgarcia22737 жыл бұрын
If not, definitely turn this into a series. Maybe do top tens about many things
@coffeeman63887 жыл бұрын
What about me?
@superalvin72087 жыл бұрын
Coffee Man lol
@pier11francesco7 жыл бұрын
Thatguywithaphone i like your profile pic
@jgarcia22737 жыл бұрын
Coffee Man, sorry forgot about you
@TheSkateDemons7 жыл бұрын
Great video Joe! keep it up with the daily uploads man its awesome
@dakotanelson89857 жыл бұрын
good video Joe
@jessewalkersmith13097 жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree more
@artemstadnik62507 жыл бұрын
I did a text about you on my English exam today, it was lit!
@markj63466 жыл бұрын
You gotta be one of the best people to watch on the Net, keep up the good work and explain the world to the fresh faced,,, PEACE!!!!!!
@coffeeman63887 жыл бұрын
Anyone know where I can get some coffee?
@ruben85167 жыл бұрын
Coffee Man u wasted so much time, for no attention
@swankyduck7 жыл бұрын
He got your attention
@sourpatchkid207 жыл бұрын
Coffee Man get a skateboard and carry 8 at a time
@ciancaffrey73757 жыл бұрын
Coffee Man buckstar
@musichub81557 жыл бұрын
No, but I do know a good covfefe place.
@Maketroubl97 жыл бұрын
Best notification Ive seen all damn day!!!!!!
@JuanRomero-dh6pp7 жыл бұрын
frfr
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
Noname that makes me happy. thank you.😃
@todddegolier70765 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious I love your videos and your stories, Keep up the great work Joe, you are the man!!
@roosajarvinen56987 жыл бұрын
can you make a video about 10 different types of prisoner
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
oh yeah... lol I was thinking about that video while editing this one. lol
@CheeseModzHD7 жыл бұрын
Jangle Jangle Jangle Jangle Jangle
@dwatson9277 жыл бұрын
LegendaryGamingGuy that's hot😋😉
@ambiey50186 жыл бұрын
I want to see 1,000,000 subscribers!!!!!! let's do this people! spread the word of After Prison Show! he deserves this.
@JugTilliDie7 жыл бұрын
10 worst haircuts in prison
@martinrom13927 жыл бұрын
"promiscuous actually sort of refers to ... whore" lost it xD
@time_lapse92967 жыл бұрын
Martin Rom. My doctor called me promiscuous lol
@seymourbuttz64197 жыл бұрын
I love that I've seen enough of the APS to get the inside jokes 😅love you bro! keep up the good work!
@youngscott23677 жыл бұрын
Ah jangle jangle jangle jangle jangle FLOORS WET! Only a few will understand😂
@andrewg38566 жыл бұрын
Young Scott lmfao😂😂😂
@w.t.f.49895 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jerryonlychild70035 жыл бұрын
Lmfao that’s one way. We usually had “Feed these dogs” cause we were in a literal dog house. But rikers is notorious for that floors wet shout out though.It’s the easiest 8-10k you’ll ever get within 90days lol as soon as it’s done, FLOORS WET!!! YALL HEAR? FLOORS WET!!
@Toskrr4 жыл бұрын
Does that mean a guard is around?
@passportbro9044 жыл бұрын
@@Toskrr - the sound of keys can mentally torture a prisoner over time. It can wake you up as you sleep, the tension is horrible. Don't go prison
@devnull737 жыл бұрын
"he be in the streets too" Laughed my ass off.
@angelalynch51087 жыл бұрын
OMG Joe You nailed the 10 types of prison guards. I personally saw all 10 types while being locked up here in Arizona Womens prison.
@FlorntBringby7 жыл бұрын
You should 10 worst prisoners that you'll ever meet and I love your videos
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
Definitely one the way!!!
@MrSlim-gk3gu7 жыл бұрын
This dudes vocab is amazing
@keiraduband7 жыл бұрын
Fluke Boi how so?
@abriannaeison127 жыл бұрын
i love how he said "lets do it today" but his shirt says "nope not today"
@strawclips26267 жыл бұрын
10 most dangerous people you were locked up with in prison!!
@demonNthesn0w7 жыл бұрын
c move 1 Uchiuh Michael Vick
@jamesbarlow33447 жыл бұрын
you forgot these -ex military prison guard -gay man prison guard -body odor prison guard -"no" prison guard -mama prison guard -dirty cop prison guard
@jamesbarlow33447 жыл бұрын
oh, and lesbians prison guard
@jamesbarlow33447 жыл бұрын
Well, maybe not bad, but it's definitely a type.
@metado1007 жыл бұрын
What about the Gay man prison guard?
@ironchodes1737 жыл бұрын
James Barlow he did. It's the chick dude prison guard
@Panzerreich6 жыл бұрын
Afterprisonshow is definitely my new favorite KZbin channel. You’re awesome Joe!
@Mikesmeyer887 жыл бұрын
you just tickled my fancy joe.
@luishernandez65357 жыл бұрын
yoo this man made me laugh so hard when he was talking about the skinny man and a prisoner lmao
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
Luis Hernandez ha!!! glad you liked that!😂😂😂
@stefanmartin6187 жыл бұрын
I was in Alabama prison for 4 years and most of the guards were police type who couldn't pass the anger test.
@dovile20027 жыл бұрын
Damn I'm early. Just wanted to say hi and you're awesome :)
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
You certainly are early. SO early in fact YOU"RE FIRST!!! You're awesome!
@dovile20027 жыл бұрын
Man, it's so dope that you replied! Keep up the good work!
@vinnyconiglio52417 жыл бұрын
Hi Joe love you vids
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
Vinny coniglio you're awesome! thank you.😃
@gregmauchline91464 жыл бұрын
Dude, this was your best shows yet! You should do one about how long it took to get used to crapping in a crowd. I was in the Anne Arundel county jail that was a dorm room and the TV was right under the TV. I didn't crap for five days. No lie. By the time I left, I was crapping twice a day as normal.
@midkills7 жыл бұрын
I wonder if when joe left prison he said "PEACE" like at the end of all his videos
@lancecooper177 жыл бұрын
That was honestly some of the absolute funniest stuff I have heard in a long, long time. Outstanding job Joe!!!
@BrettonFerguson4 жыл бұрын
The coolest prison guard I ever met was named Piper. He was a former Marine Corp Drill Sargent. Like R Lee Ermy in Full Metal Jacket. He never wrote anyone a misconduct report. If he caught you breaking the rules he made you do 100 push-ups for minor misconduct, 1000 if it was a major misconduct. If someone was asleep and late for work, he would yank the mattress off the bed with the inmate on it, instead of writing them up for being late. If any inmate talked shit like "If you didn't have that radio and badge I'd beat your ass", he would fight them if they really wanted to fight him. He never threatened inmates, but if an inmate threatened him, he would accept the challenge. He would take off his radio and panic button and lock them in the office, then he would fight the inmate. He always won. One time I was walking past the TV room and he was fighting/wrestling 5 guys. They had his legs and one arm held, but couldn't get his right arm and he was punching them. Every time he punched one, they would get knocked off and another would grab the arm or leg. He also ran a store. You could borrow shit, but had to pay him on store day. He kept everything in a locker. Every year at Christmas he would give all the profits away, so every inmate in his housing unit got a bunch of cookies, chips, honey buns, and all that type of stuff. He was really cool, never wrote a misconduct, so you never lost good time or got locked down. This type of guard is not common. I think he may have been the only guard like that. I never met another guard like him. I was at Western Wayne Correctional Facility in 1999 and 2000. All the guards were from Detroit. There were hookers working as guards. You could get laid if you had your people send them $300. The guards smuggled everything you wanted in, if you could afford it. Scratch off and weekly lottery tickets, drugs, needles, crack pipes, lighters, real tattoo equipment, cell phones, anything you wanted if they could fit it in their pocket and carry it in, and you could afford it, you could get it. The guard in my housing unit who worked nights would sleep his entire shift. He would sit at the guard desk and lean forward on the desk and sleep all night. He never did any rounds to check the cells and make sure nothing crazy was going on.
@reecenix7 жыл бұрын
Top 10 things you did to survive in prison?
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
Reece Nix nice!
@bradnaylorG7 жыл бұрын
Reece Nix 1:tattoo 2:porn 3:"i didn't see shit" 4:fight back 5:didn't do press ups in the showers 6:tattoo 7:porn 8:"i didn't see shit" 9:fight back 10:didn't do press ups in the showers You get the picture;)
@Studio_Luvin7 жыл бұрын
Reece Nix watch joe take credit for those reasons ^^^^ word for word
@HotBrass-Lead7 жыл бұрын
DXsuckit44 actually if watched his past videos he explains how those exact things helped him survive in prison so he didn't steal shit
@HotBrass-Lead7 жыл бұрын
DXsuckit44 he's my boyfriend because I backed him up with facts and debunked your bullshit ? Alright lol that's cool
@captaincoleslaw1747 жыл бұрын
I enjoy this guy and channel so much. Glad you're growing so fast! Quick question, what if someone yells "floor is wet" or "waldo" as a joke or on accident?
@hectorrodarte77357 жыл бұрын
Part two. Keep up the good work.
@Nathanens77 жыл бұрын
Hey joe can you do a Vlog tomorrow and show us how a day of your is
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
KaTech tomorrow is going to be hectic. you really don't want to see that. lol
@Nathanens77 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow ok 😌 awesome video by the way and nice haircut
@chatoperez89317 жыл бұрын
KaTech don't turn him into a vlogger
@Nathanens77 жыл бұрын
Chato Perez his vids are perfect I just want to see what he gets up to for 1 day 😌
@allanmckinney73557 жыл бұрын
Hey joe what was you're prison nickname if so was there a story behind it
@filippamarkstrom23157 жыл бұрын
allan mckinney Gerrero i think
@n8ball3477 жыл бұрын
Filippa M That is his last name, not his nickname, lol.
@shikkithefirst53937 жыл бұрын
allan mckinney in one video he said something about being called "juice man" so smt. Because he was indeed giving out juice in the chow hole. Not too sure, but it was smt along those lines
@brandonya37486 жыл бұрын
Yunaii 00 thats in every lock up, they call you by your job title, juice man, house man, floor man, diet man. Not really a personalized nick name
@lukeskijumper10956 жыл бұрын
His name was Jay
@PedroSilva-pr2ef7 жыл бұрын
Man you crack me up! Loving your channel and your sense of humor. So happy for you that you didn't lose your mind in there!
@stravinskydylan7 жыл бұрын
I have that "Nope, Not Today" shirt..... I feel proud :D
@christurner32215 жыл бұрын
I have one also lol
@supahmanefrafriley26497 жыл бұрын
Joe please do a vid on more of the fights you won
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
I will. I did win a few. Lost a lot more though. lol
@supahmanefrafriley26497 жыл бұрын
2r67tfywefgwyfwgfwgf HE responded my life is complete joe i will one day buy you a doctor pepper xD
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
supahmanefraf lol thank is too funny!😂😂😂
@newfdog50875 жыл бұрын
Every kind of guard you mentioned put a picture of a guard I came across up here in canada during my prison days. Funny shit bro!! Keep it going!!
@Jingozing7 жыл бұрын
Maybe you could do something like 10 Diffenrences to German Prison or another Country for sure . I know there are huge differences between europe and USA
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
good idea. I will look into that. lol
@savagendn8077 жыл бұрын
dude i hope u didnt pay for yr haircut lol but great video
@AfterPrisonShow7 жыл бұрын
Savage NDN I did. why..? is it bad😢😢😢😕😆😂😂 I make whatever work. lol
@trains6447 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow it looks fine idk what this guys talking about
@marisadamiano43677 жыл бұрын
I think it looks fine
@savagendn8077 жыл бұрын
i cutt my own hair too i dont like to waste money if i could cutt it myself u just gotta blend your fade alittle more no disrespect
@martinafranklin99176 жыл бұрын
I'm supposed to be asleep but your videos are so good I can't stop watching. Thanks for sharing.
@Meplaysmc7 жыл бұрын
Joe you should do a video with a prison/x prison guard Congrats on the play button by the way
@ravedropz4457 жыл бұрын
Joe you meet to do a meet up with Officer401
@Ytremz7 жыл бұрын
Nah fuck Officer401, I felt like a fucking snitch watching his videos, plus it felt awful to know that I was being 'entertained' by other people getting nicked.
@AnotherRandomPoser7 жыл бұрын
A nonviolent drug offender probably doesn't like the police too much lmao
@WatEverLou227 жыл бұрын
Rave Dropz Officer401 said in a video that Joe emailed him and they have been talking about doing something within the next couple months.
@ravedropz4457 жыл бұрын
Lindsay Wager sounds good then
@dagothur768397 жыл бұрын
yee
@michellek76015 жыл бұрын
I’m still bingeing in Joe. Don’t wanna every hit the end of this entertainment