honestly i couldn't eat for two days after putting this video together
@victorymansions2 жыл бұрын
Just don't fill up on ectoplasm
@cobainbride2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@dollparts49182 жыл бұрын
Love these videos, keep posting :) used to watch CDWM all the time when I lived in the UK.
@SimiCantStandYaBits2 жыл бұрын
Top lad
@haydencooper_2 жыл бұрын
@@victorymansions 😂
@zed30632 жыл бұрын
Imagine going onto the show and then seeing yourself on this list years later
@Impulse735 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@CindyNgcobo-hy2lg8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@dankation5 ай бұрын
Which contestant were you ?
@NathanLloyd-nn6jv4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@MMAproAtGOLF3 ай бұрын
Yeah me 😂
@haydencooper_2 жыл бұрын
I went through of a phase of watching this show almost daily but went off it a couple of years ago. For some reason I've gotten back into it and I'd forgotten how much it puts me in stitches 🤣 the narrator adds to it so much, I love it! 😁
@Ske1et0n452 жыл бұрын
He really does doesnt he!!!
@woof9992 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@JulieWallis19632 жыл бұрын
The narrator _makes_ this show!
@dn8015 Жыл бұрын
Its the best
@victorymansions Жыл бұрын
Dave Lamb is the icing on the cake. He says what everyone is thinking but hearing the impeccable delivery is truly genius 😂
@reganbrannigan30062 жыл бұрын
The first people genuinely thought their food was the best as well
@adonaiyah21962 жыл бұрын
Delusion is a helluva drug
@noticing332 жыл бұрын
well they also think they look cool.
@Adornbeautify2 жыл бұрын
@@noticing33 lolol
@lauratrigger65522 жыл бұрын
Love how that guy got caught hiding the sardine under the pasta!
@SalznPfeffer6582 жыл бұрын
First couple had the most atrocious meal ideas and are very very delusional BUT they were so lovely & loving to each other I'd do my best to suffer through their dinner because I like them so much.
@zakboardman1632 жыл бұрын
she spits chewed pork into his mouth at one point
@philbecker4676 Жыл бұрын
@@zakboardman163 Yeah that was minging.
@littletort3531 Жыл бұрын
Ikr they are so sweet, kind, and accepting. I bet they are wonderful friends but I wouldn't eat some of their food
@rhys2040 Жыл бұрын
Suffer through? Just because they make awful food doesn't make them bad people why like about it just be honest have fun
@Wawawalulu Жыл бұрын
@@rhys2040because, in most cases, when you go over to someone's place for dinner, you are probably expected to eat their food. Are you daft?
@gilgammesh12 жыл бұрын
The first group of peeps seemed really nice and wholesome.
@markbrown40392 жыл бұрын
"Tastes like skin, doesn't it?" I died.
@kayc57502 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tropiclush892 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was not ready for this comment. I choked on my smoke.
@sarahkorver24392 жыл бұрын
Pmsfl 😂 😂
@lewis35792 жыл бұрын
love the guy that hated his own food
@david-pb4bi2 жыл бұрын
The vegetarian made me laugh 5:18 “ just eat it it’s food what’s your problem “ .
@obibraxton22322 жыл бұрын
I’ll never forget that goth guy and blondie 🥴🤢 When she spat in his mouth and exchanged food 🤮 just gross !
@juratory88762 жыл бұрын
@Stabswache I'd say pretty ballsy.
@DocBree132 жыл бұрын
What??? Did I miss that part?
@P4melaMasters2 жыл бұрын
That was the most sickening thing I'd ever seen in my life
@P4melaMasters2 жыл бұрын
@@DocBree13 it's in the full episode. It's so gross, I don't recommend watching
@Matthew-bu7fg6 ай бұрын
still gives me the shivers
@harrymcl48482 жыл бұрын
Weirdest couple I’ve ever seen (I don’t feel I need to specify who I’m referring to)
@shadows98042 жыл бұрын
Please continue making these compilation videos :)
@Spyderp992 жыл бұрын
The best thing about this whole show is the narrator. Class.
@kissyfurr41892 жыл бұрын
I say this every time 🤣 He is pure gold!
@navi67622 жыл бұрын
Goodness that first couples food looked scary. What the heck kind custard was that?! And the meat was so unappealing looking. Looks like the kind of thing you'd eat if you wanted to spend the night being sick
@jmill092 жыл бұрын
as a chef my stomach curled looking at their food, no "custard" should look like that 🤢
@CovidConQuitTheCensorship Жыл бұрын
Yes, there's no way I would eat that. My knife and fork would have stayed on the table
@ZySide Жыл бұрын
@@jmill09if your a chef you should know that that “custard” was essentially fondue so like
@mysisterisafoodie Жыл бұрын
I think they were trying to make aligot. At least that’s the only thing I know that is that consistency.
@freefireaustralia76762 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t eat anything the first couple made even if you paid me 🤢🤢🤢🤢
@jaymurray22162 жыл бұрын
What if Jeff bezos gave you 1 billion and free amazon stuff
@AdamSmith75th2 жыл бұрын
@@jaymurray2216 For a billion I’d eat it every day for a week at tell everyone I love it
@Julia36D2 жыл бұрын
Her nails really sent me over the edge. Who knows what’s under those.
@sirandrelefaedelinoge2 жыл бұрын
Snob
@JulieWallis19632 жыл бұрын
I’d try the bacon roly-poly
@JoeBleasdaleReal2 жыл бұрын
The way Lamby said *“FISH??!!”* at 7:21 totally floored me 😂😂😂😂 And then *”SKIN??!!!”* at 7:43 😂😂😂
@linzileah43642 жыл бұрын
I am crying 😂😂😂
@supersonicsid59302 жыл бұрын
Imagine being invited to a dinner party by the first couple , I got so many excuses.
@MaeyiQuinn2 жыл бұрын
excuses or questions HAHA
@ifoundhisjams40752 жыл бұрын
@Victor Joseph pretty sure it’s a man
@Ske1et0n452 жыл бұрын
just a man and he is a gith i think, he just likes the look
@noticing332 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cjg282 жыл бұрын
That first one is completely repulsive 🤢
@tsmeman63 Жыл бұрын
“… the flavour has dried out of it, it’s like Gandhi’s flip flop” 🩴 😂😂😂😂😂
@jibjub21212 жыл бұрын
First one was probably the worst I've ever seen, absolute car crash
@SteakBoss12 жыл бұрын
There’s nothing wrong with the sardines, just plain rude tbh. At least be honest and say you don’t like it rather than pretending and making the host sad
@Kevinacharles2 жыл бұрын
Sardines are a risky choice for a dinner party though. I enjoy them, but a lot of people don't.
@onewheelatatime29052 жыл бұрын
I don’t like the weird hair type bones in sardines. I like tinned sardines though.
@verucasalt9182 Жыл бұрын
@@Kevinacharlesrisky in Britain not in southern Europe where us a delicacy and people know how to eat them properly and peel the bones . 😬
@Kevinacharles Жыл бұрын
@@verucasalt9182 agreed. BTW, your username makes me nostalgic for the 90's.
@xamurai002 жыл бұрын
''I didnt expect her to eat a chicken wing with her hands cos she so classy'' Do i even need to say anything ?
@stratpluslover83912 жыл бұрын
That first couples meal looks shocking and embarrassing i dont know how they can serve it im glad they all saw the funny side 😄 very funny
@veilbreak58672 жыл бұрын
''Its as dry as Ghandis flip flop'' lol
@Cinnaminimonster-3-2 жыл бұрын
“Don’t eat it we’re going to McDonald’s!”
@rjformation9038 Жыл бұрын
The way that cheese "custard " lift of the plate with the entire food 😅
@User-3O32 жыл бұрын
I couldn't eat anything served up by the first two. Absolutely vile. 🤢
@anaguerrerosholisticwellbe27882 жыл бұрын
"I just felt sorry for me stomajh" lol what an accent! ❤
@rigajykra3159 Жыл бұрын
Stumahkkgghh
@rigajykra3159 Жыл бұрын
Scousers use the Arabic letter خ
@ElixirSpice2 жыл бұрын
The first couple are weirdos but they're nice weirdos (: I would like to watch that episode because all those couples seemed to get along well.
@Toniegoodaz122 жыл бұрын
“And those dips” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ivyahern71042 жыл бұрын
"it's like Gandhi's flip flop!" KILLED ME
@FinlaysFireSystemsElectrical2 жыл бұрын
"they managed to ruin both of my favourite thing tablet and irn bru" only a scotish person can say that
@violethill73592 жыл бұрын
I was fine up until the cheese custard and i physically started retching and laughing because it's a video lolol. Now that's impressively gross!
@Alex-ug9wx2 жыл бұрын
Is there some backstory to that guy who was dressed like Alice coopers meets Casper?
@user-sh2rc5kc7x2 жыл бұрын
Yes you can now find him in the British museum as a part of the dying breed exhibition 😄. Seriously there aren't many Goths left knocking about so respect to him
@BansheeVanRaven2 жыл бұрын
He's old school goth
@SuperRoo_222 жыл бұрын
Fun fact : He was once a member of Cradle Of Filth! 🤣
@Plelement942 жыл бұрын
Did he used to work at Renholm industries in the IT department?
@suzannemcguinness80302 жыл бұрын
Yeah mate her fkn rank dinners she makes, slowly killing him... that ain't make up he's already dead lol
@gabriellaberman2 жыл бұрын
the Scottish float is so funny. I can’t stop laughing
@mangoslormpy76182 жыл бұрын
Aside from the rolly polly meat and pea puree, I'd be down to try the first meal. Definitely sounds more like a struggle meal tho...
@JulieWallis19632 жыл бұрын
So you’d try the cheese sauce?
@mangoslormpy76182 жыл бұрын
@@JulieWallis1963 mayhaps
@misscleo378 Жыл бұрын
It was essentially fondue, which can be quite nice with pieces of bread or veggies. In America hot wings are typically served at bbq or during a Super Bowl party. I’ve never had them at a dinner party, a bit awkward to eat.
@sheranlanger247 Жыл бұрын
The bloke who nearly puked had me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
@cornertakenquickly79792 жыл бұрын
1st couple the fella reminds me of Richard of IT Crowd 🤣
@wolfparade59782 жыл бұрын
Richmond. Marilyn Manson from Wish. 🤭
@jeremyrose15182 жыл бұрын
Teriyaki guy has never cooked in his life lololol
@humaniduncan63772 жыл бұрын
Main course was Absolutely vile, I'd 🤢 🤮🤮
@tinyelvisbkwd2 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie: those sardines looked delicious.
@ilovegot7754 Жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing, with the pasta it looked like a nice meal 😭 she's deffo a chicken nuggets and oven chips kind of girl
@Wawawalulu Жыл бұрын
@@ilovegot7754 I literally like and eat anything, but have an aversion and a visceral reaction to any kind of fish or seafood like that guy just did....it's almost like...people have varying palettes, or something. And i grew up in rural Hungary where i cleaned and filled our own slaughtered pigs intestines myself....
@ilovegot7754 Жыл бұрын
@@Wawawalulu Congratulations to you but I don’t care
@ReeRee_Donita10 ай бұрын
@@ilovegot7754 😬😭😭
@questionmark98192 жыл бұрын
I thought the whole point of the show was to impress your guests with your culinary skills?! Maybe not and it's a joke menu that's all the rage lol
@andreasask67912 жыл бұрын
But this is the British version. Much funnier!
@MaeyiQuinn Жыл бұрын
i never understood why the guy didnt just be honest and say he hated sardines. Would of saved you trying to prove everyone wrong when getting called out for hiding it, and puking at the table...
@coffeewithtwosugarsplease Жыл бұрын
fair play to the lady that said there people in the world with no food on the table , i find sardines are better in the tin ,
@shuyazalame6 ай бұрын
the first couple are oddly perfect
@loisgriffin1902 жыл бұрын
ryan is just so funny 😂
@perspgold89452 жыл бұрын
If you aren't going to try dishes, you should be an immediate dismissal from the judging - on both ends
@cc971432 жыл бұрын
Can't believe people try to force/shame/guilt people into trying food they don't want to eat
@francescacasar2 жыл бұрын
I do agree with this, but I also think that a lot of people won’t even try it once. I used to such a picky eater because I wouldn’t even try things before deciding I didn’t like them. Once I started trying everything at least once, I found tons of new foods that I liked (and would’ve never eaten previously)
@cc971432 жыл бұрын
@@francescacasar doesn’t matter. No one has the right to force/shame/guilt anyone into eating anything. Respect peoples boundaries. I don’t like the textures of certain foods and people have always tried to bully me into eating things I don’t want to eat.
@martynachrzanowska63312 жыл бұрын
@@cc97143 well then you probably wouldn't go on a program like this
@sarahwatkins4520 Жыл бұрын
"Chili and cherry cola chicken wings, and those dips." 😂
@isotropisch823 ай бұрын
First couple are so eccentric, they seem great, horrible food, but great nonetheless.
@Varshah36052 жыл бұрын
I knew that ice cream float would be on this list, the first time I saw that episode I remember I cry laughed!
@aprylshowers22 Жыл бұрын
I really like this show!! From the 'States' it's so funny to watch British people be rude !!🤣 Even their rude is polite!!! Let's see how a show like this goes in the 'States'... Disaster waiting to be filmed!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can picture the food flying across the table at someone's head now...❤️🤣
@diakaheart8384 Жыл бұрын
1:40 There was still chicken on the wings!! Nooooo an African's worst nightmare
@mooshka5303 Жыл бұрын
I can take the strange food however what I cannot turn a blind eye to is the shop bought microwave doughnuts! If your going to enter a cooking contest you HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING!
@Emjolein4 ай бұрын
The first couple cooking was lovely, Just weird food
@daanishmanzoor12 жыл бұрын
The first one shocked me, I don't know if there's a Manchester on Jupiter but ive lived in the one on earth for 20 years and ive never seen people like that in my life.
@tracybrown24822 жыл бұрын
Lol I love boomers who can't have their eyes assaulted by diversity. Hilarious!
@rachelohara14892 жыл бұрын
Never heard of that type of custard before 🤣
@Morgan_Layfay Жыл бұрын
The vegetarian about the fish head 😂😂 That was such a tornado of thoughts
@samash73022 жыл бұрын
My man made soufflé out of halwa mix 💀
@linzileah43642 жыл бұрын
Crying 😂😂😂
@jojobrown25042 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry I would refuse to eat that main course .
@mittyleej6796 Жыл бұрын
Bahaha "gandhi's flip flop" fk that got me 😂
@unlimitedgamerworks61254 ай бұрын
I remember one of the worst was like volcano of mince over of insta mash and a field of package rice. He even was like the mash is the clouds, the rice the sandy beach and the blue plate was the sea.
@Westsideee19962 жыл бұрын
The first meal.. wow wouldn’t even eat that if I was starving.
@LyricalWax2 жыл бұрын
What was so bad about the gulab jamun and what looked like mango and kulfi (ice cream)? Surely doesn't deserve to be on this list?
@Doomscrollin2 жыл бұрын
Simply not to Western tastes. I imagine it's more about their reaction to the dish than a critique of Indian cuisine 😂
@scottrobinson46112 жыл бұрын
It looked nice honestly, but they all hated it - even the guy who made it. That's when you know it's bad
@paigerook20732 жыл бұрын
I don’t even understand why he made it when he’s just English. No connection at all. If you’ve never had the dish don’t make it
@piapress29592 жыл бұрын
The first couples food looks terrible. I wouldn't have eaten any of it.
@lanie-ok Жыл бұрын
The first one was the first episode I ever saw of this program. Got me hooked - honestly thought it was a showcase for British cooking 🤣🤣🤣
@afrafernandes4680 Жыл бұрын
Correct me if am wrong.... the very last couple who are hosting... were on another show called "tattoo of us"... apparently the guy cheated on her and she got him a revenge tattoo 😂
@freefireaustralia76762 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t eat anything the first couple served me even if you paid me
@adonaiyah21962 жыл бұрын
The first one is powerfully delusional
@nathanhill42452 жыл бұрын
I knew this was gonna be bad but I don’t wanna eat ever again.
@julieannejoolz Жыл бұрын
That first couple are living in some alternative universe..their "food" was the most disgusting and disturbing mess I've ever seen!! 🤮
@gokuxsephiroth4505 Жыл бұрын
Man... I'd wanna hang out with the first couple, but maybe I'll do the cooking...
@wyrms2 жыл бұрын
i don't get what's wrong with the sardine one....
@antz45872 жыл бұрын
“Ghandis flip flop” yeah ive heard that being used elsewhere. Cough cough* Gordon Ramsay
@w.urlitzer18692 жыл бұрын
rairai looks like an overly exited garden gnome.
@farcrazy992 жыл бұрын
Anyone know what the blue dip was// why it was blue ??
@comedinewithme2 жыл бұрын
it was 'blue' cheese 🤨- kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHW9dXiAZ9SdnaM
@JasonJames722 жыл бұрын
Or toilet duck 🦆
@CKJ-nj5fj2 жыл бұрын
Looked bogging..🤮
@phoebevaughan5095 Жыл бұрын
0:13 Not being rude, but that guy looks like the love child of Marilyn Manson and Jack Black!
@Emjolein4 ай бұрын
Hahahaha when that dude took a bite of the sardine HAHAHAHA His face HAHAHAHA
@CKJ-nj5fj2 жыл бұрын
Who would serve chicken wings at a dinner party its like the messiest meal!!
@ThisBitchOnCamera2 жыл бұрын
A lot of people do
@no-barkthechosenone24362 жыл бұрын
@@ThisBitchOnCamera on a cooking show, though? Chicken’s fine but chicken wings is mental
@myail20262 жыл бұрын
I laughed myself so hard I had to pause
@todtiger2 жыл бұрын
what a chamber of horrors
@avidodd26 Жыл бұрын
>vomit inducing >Manchester checks out.
@vcka Жыл бұрын
"the flavour's dried out of it , it's like gandhis flip flop" LOL
@maxypenguin90032 жыл бұрын
Her face at 8:04 😭
@eurovision502 жыл бұрын
On what planet is halva a soufflé?
@cobainbride2 жыл бұрын
I think that was supposed to be ras Malai
@truffles3652 жыл бұрын
Ikr lol
@nevadatan7323 Жыл бұрын
Why is it so difficult to track down the Chris Hiller from Salisbury/re: Milkman+Marmalade Chicken full ep
@missolesoul2 жыл бұрын
That first goth man had amazingly beautiful clear skin.
@Princess-nt9tk2 жыл бұрын
He’s wearing as much makeup as his Mrs
@AniGstring Жыл бұрын
TBF I wouldn't mind trying cheese custard 😂
@sarahmcdonnell77052 жыл бұрын
I’m glad he specified that he’d eat a dead dog and not an alive one
@theblueskyandrainbow2 жыл бұрын
i just stumbled upon this series and all i can think of is..why not bring gordon eating and give uhh feedback to wtv these ppl served on the dining table? 🤣
@foodiefootprints_3 ай бұрын
Actually if Cola chicken done right it is absolutely delicious.
@realmtraveller2 жыл бұрын
I would leave instantly if I saw that on my plate
@sheteg12 жыл бұрын
Blue cheese dip is awesome with wings.
@imranaliandro8596 Жыл бұрын
This is why you never eat in people's house 😂
@sarahbarton4977 Жыл бұрын
Was it just me or did that pastry look raw on the bacon roly-poly . The other stuff looked like baby food
@angelkisses59333 ай бұрын
The first couple 😂😂😂😂😂
@ri-rose69652 жыл бұрын
The goth couple had to be paid actors I swear. Or trolling the whole time.
@rainbowlady1532 Жыл бұрын
Woman in the thumbnail is all of us whenever we've been served food we're not keen on or a meal with foods that do not go together....but are too polite to complain/refuse the meal.
@chosen558 Жыл бұрын
absolute total chaos unmitigated disaster 😭😭😭 using that from now on