50 Jokes From 50 Episodes That'll Make You P*** Your Pants Laughing | Channel 4

[@sorenslothe]

"Too thick for uni, but too arrogant for a call center" will always be hilarious

[@zstick]

Took me a minute to realize "feck" wasn't the word he was saying.

[@cyberau2023]

That's the one that made me laugh out loud

[@paulmichaelfreedman8334]

LOL that applies to over half the population LOLLLL

[@lukemather9653]

It still hurts to know there will never be any more Sean, no one comes close to his humour.

[@PetroicaRodinogaster264]

totally agree, I have not been able watch him because it makes me so sad. The last one I was able to watch with him in it all the time was just months before he died. He seemed spaced out, probably from pain killers. Was funny but no sparkle. It was heartbreaking.

[@andyaitken4243]

Totally true, there will never be another Sean.

[@js0988]

He had humor???? Who knew?

[@Son_of_Mandalore]

@@PetroicaRodinogaster264 it is difficult to lose a legend like Sean but he was all about the laughs, I don't speak from personal experience regarding Sean as I obviously never met or knew him, but his legacy is the joy and laughter he brought to us all. I'm sure we are all familiar with loss, some more than others, but I can't imagine he would advocate abstinence from his legacy just because he isn't with us anymore. In fact, the best way to honour the life of Sean is to keep watching and laugh along with him. I challenge anyone to watch the two 'Carrot in a box' scenes and not laugh and remember his unique genius fondly. Few of us ever get to leave a legacy at all, but rarer still are those who leave one that a whole nation treasures.

[@kgsva]

I didn’t even know he was sick

[@LPJack02]

RIP Sean Lock (April 22, 1963 - August 16, 2021), aged 58 You will always be remembered as a legend.

[@deusvultpictures6550]

Overrated

[@leephillips4402]

His jokes have taken us through the entire history of Jon's marriage.

[@bayoubilly5176]

I do love how they've ridden Jon almost his whole life about this. Add in his buddy Russell and they have heh.

[@gwh3013]

oooof

[@MelonGearSolid]

​@@gwh3013 Big oooof

[@bonescdxx]

One good reason to like the internet. If not for the internet, we Americans would probably never have even heard of Sean. Indeed, the internet has opened up the gold mine that is British comedy for all the world. I for one, am eternally grateful. R.I.P. Sean Lock.

[@bayoubilly5176]

We got it up here in canuckistan if you visit often you'll catch it occasionally. Moreso back in the day(80's). We had half Brit channels and shows. I grew up on it.

[@oatnoid]

@@bayoubilly5176 They have the tele there? Who knew? I thought it was all igloos and Frenchkimos.

[@willdenoble1898]

Agreed

[@willdenoble1898]

@@oatnoidlmfaooooo

[@johnrambo7072]

the way sean looked at Mortimer when he recited that bit about the best man speech was just admirable

[@Spitfyre1011]

Johnny's bit about not having diabetes is so good. "I like sugar it makes me sleepy"

[@willdenoble1898]

There nothing wrong with going to Lou 19x a day 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@benlong7228]

Alan Carr making Sean lock laugh is so wholesome…

[@carlburchardt2424]

As

[@Taking20]

"Do you get money from Guess Who?" got me dying!

[@ShaktiShetty]

Sean Lock was one of the greatest ever. And that is never going to change. What a delight!

[@s_singh_]

It was not just incredible to hear Sean's jokes but also to see when he laughed at other comics. If anyone got Sean laughing - to me, they had succeeded! You are missed, Sean! 💐

[@FaeQueenOG]

David Mitchell perfectly boiling down the concept that text is image was the best moment; as a Graphic Design dropout I loved that and I completely agree with that point of view.

[@TheSpitfire2207]

''iv'e been drunk with him he is a good drunk'' the fucking best

[@kinggimped]

You can see the pride on other comics' faces whenever they make Sean laugh. RIP Sean Lock, you are so missed

[@formulafish1536]

How is glory holes not in here? It made Sean laugh, and if Sean laughs, we all laugh!

[@stenen]

Sean wasn't in the episode with the glory hole though. but yes it definitely should have been in this vid!

[@sprendinea]

we heard it enough times, please

[@_mickmccarthy]

On a similar note, Peter Serafinowicz's "I don't think that's any of your business Jimmy". Anything that has Sean holding his sides in laughter is pure gold

[@brittanykissner3721]

It was David, Jon, Joe and Roisin for glory holes. Alan was in dictionary corner I believe

[@formulafish1536]

@@brittanykissner3721 my apologies, you are right. It was Joe that lost it. No idea how I confused them, but my mind is strange.

[@no-oneinparticular7264]

I loved the Hawaiian nose music!!

[@Gingeelive]

honestly, how does he do it?

[@eboy146]

Surprised it's my first time seeing it

[@no-oneinparticular7264]

@@Gingeelive I have no idea, I've tried but doesn't work for me. I know he does it for real though.

[@campfireeverything]

@@Gingeelive I got it first go! It helps if you can sing, it's in the timing of changing the notes coordinated with the nose pinch.

[@irishwristwatch2487]

He was absolutely spot on!

[@heyysimone]

I love how you dont even need to finish a Rob teeth joke

[@cryptidhd1056]

15:40 "This a dagger i see before me? Yeah gimme you trainers" broooo 💀💀💀💀

[@evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879]

5:27 😂😂 ...he got me for a second there! I could see the small smirk but I still wasn't sure if he was serious or not.. 😂

[@danielnystrom7310]

Sean is the only celebrity i will miss. The time he went seal clubbing is probably the best story i have heard, taken strait out of nowhere. First time i watched that i thought i was gona choke, i laught so hard everything was hurting 😂 rest in peace Sean

[@Kydos37]

It was like a trolley dash

[@MartinFarrell1972]

My favourite line from Sean was "that's a challening wank"

[@paulmichaelfreedman8334]

@@Kydos37 Claudia nearly passing out from lack of proper breathing from laughing, made it twice as funny too.

[@qualjyn2]

Well, "that's a challenging wank" will be hard to beat (pun intended) :)

[@bayoubilly5176]

@@MartinFarrell1972 there is many of his like that when you go way back. Him and Joe with the deadpan additions to people's sentences are classic as well. I do adore that viking based challenging wank one though too.

[@roop298]

The Vegas gag on the nose is a classic.

[@lofthouse23]

Alan Carr's bungee jump hotel story will ALWAYS be funny.

[@synthonaplinth5980]

"It's a calculator...with added fun. " No clue why but that joke makes me giggle.

[@rogerlundstrom6926]

.. "I'm a good drunk".. "He IS a good drunk".. I don't know what this would say about me, but I would've loved to have gone on a drunk with Sean Lock.. and Bob Mortimer.. and Johnny Vegas.

[@heyysimone]

I love how Alan freaks out about the skytower in auckland hahaha

[@jaybestnz]

That Tumnis comment was so good and so unappreciated. 😂

[@ukdnbmarsh]

jonny vegas what an absolute blast haha

[@scenczyk1429]

Seeing Sean in that turtle neck and jacket You can see he didn't look well. Always missed Sean xx

[@RainbowSkyDancer]

A calculator being fun, with added fun == nerd heaven LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FireRust]

Sean Lock was one of my favorite comedians, Rest In Peace brother

[@ThatCoalSoul]

Strange really ...we can all spell his name correctly.

[@tomok7775]

Love the Auckland story! Most excellent show!

[@larapalma3744]

Kiwis just like being actually recognised, kia Ora

[@adamcummings20]

"A bit like Sean, only he does it with a hammer"

[@chockydog6960]

I love this, I’ve seen it a zillion times. Fuck I wish KZbin’s algorithm would find some original stuff to suggest

[@jamesgolder373]

Hahaha I almost cried with laughter when he was talking about the bungee jump hotel in Auckland lmao I live in Wellington and I've had a couple friends stay at that hotel and they said the exact same thing hahaha

[@Reorganiser]

His laugh literally is the best payoff to a joke there will ever be

[@nabinchapagain7311]

That 998 joke is one of the best

[@krisztianunpronounceable]

I miss the days when Jimmy started with a monologue.

[@bayoubilly5176]

8 out of ten cats...

[@willdenoble1898]

I agree

[@youknow227]

13:26 his last appearance 😔

[@morbidrob]

i really miss Sean's comedy...

[@Badfoeliver]

Let’s go Auckland made it to the top 50 😂

[@marcjohnson7734]

Victoria Street isn't it! That bungee ball you sit in? With that massive scaffolding tower

[@daramelia848]

I watched this and can confirm that my pants are still dry

[@falcychead8198]

8:16 forever

[@heniv181]

Lol... Mathscot... there is a great Rachel preggo joke there... 😅

[@000djw000]

I searched out this video as my pants were too dry. Sadly at nearly 10 mins in they still remain dry. But as always Sean is the legend

[@SpeccyMan]

Tamsulosin is good if you're having trouble with the waterworks. 😁

[@barrettpickett5603]

Best day ever if Johnny is there singing with his nose as you get off the plane in Hawaii.

[@juhanluik8470]

Am I the only one who finds it weird how Rhod looks around at nothing and without expression when Sean is making jokes?

[@juhanluik8470]

@Reo Sho I'm sure they do, it's just that the way he looked at Sean felt a bit like he was acting something out and I couldn't figure out what it was.

[@MrWongle]

Rhod also does that look when he is trying to stay in moody character mode and has found something funny

[@kanekowalski4715]

I actually think he doesn't appreciate dirty humor. He doesn't like it. I've noticed that he always seems to be ignoring them when they start making graphic references.

[@Lemana28021989]

I think he referred to the Scrabble letters in the pants "looking" if any were in there now?

[@FlawedFabrications]

I always thought it was part of his grumpy welshman act.

[@Tht1Gy]

I first heard the "Maths cot" joke while going through the "all episodes" thread three or four years ago, (It's now Sept '22) and it has been stuck in my head ever since. But, I don't mind, cuz it IS funny!

[@pickleballer1729]

All Joe Wilkinson has to do to get me laughing is the same thing Rachel has to do to give me a semi ... show up. (Ah, c'mon, relax! I'm just sticking with the theme.)

[@bayoubilly5176]

@Pugna. Wow never had paint make my sides hurt laughing. Where did you get this magic paint? Oh nevermind figured it out you were drinking the lead based stuff. That explains soo much 😉

[@michaelwicks1088]

Uncle Sean

[@evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879]

9:25 😂👏

[@brunofelipe2]

Did you get money from guess who got me so hard... god dammit that is so funny!!!!

[@Bren688]

How many other people tried the Hawaiian nose tune 9 minutes in?

[@susi-emily]

I did, and I can do it.

[@nathancox6249]

30 seconds,one of your dvds,😁😁

[@davidhill2020]

2:15 Then Jimmy went to host the Big Fat Quiz, where one of the categories is "Sport"

[@samwilliamson4715]

Love this show.. Does anyone know the episode where Jon mistakes Grindr for a coffee lovers meet up app?

[@jembozaba4864]

I need someway to watch all these on mass here in Australia

[@JAA949]

When will Bob Mortimer tell the story about his brothers wedding on Would I lie to you? Sounds like something he could really give a good spin on.

[@capone6014]

No one could make Jimmy laugh like shaun could he's greatly missed bk true comedy fans and his colleagues R. I. P LEGEND

[@alanpollard3812]

One of your Dvd,s lol 😆 😂

[@martini668]

Need a new season quickly

[@williamcampbell9859]

Too late he's dead already

[@SmartStr33t]

1:51 is it canoeing?

[@susieblu4152]

Can’t still believe Sean is gone. I think we just can’t see him.

[@lovelywaz]

Since they finally have run out of mixing up different clips to release "new" videos, they have simply started to re-post SAME videos from one youtube channel on to the other 😂😂😂

[@kylewilliams5761]

Love Danny Dyer.!

[@eolsunder]

so does Susie...one of her crushes on the show.

[@billbaggins1688]

So jealous of that delivery driver.

[@ianmcguinness5029]

Nish Kumar is every bit as funny as Russell Howard. And vice versa. Claudia Winkleman is a Goddess.

[@hugsdontwork2283]

I'm 6'2",whip thin and still get letters telling me I have diabetes. Muppets :D

[@thirtysums]

johnny nose song reminded me of spongebob lol

[@JohnnyMcMenamin]

RIP Sean Lock August 16, 2021

[@paulnolan4971]

The Rob jokes man :DDD

[@kanedaku]

*Fake news:* there has been two jokes from one episode so far and I'm not even nine minutes in.

[@Maya_Pinion]

How can ya not absolutely adore Alan Carr....I don't know...PS: Jimmy w new hair*do,tight lil suits,lookin yum dude.( Mate).

[@SpeccyMan]

It's actually very simple. I find him incredibly annoying.

[@HarryNicNicholas]

i've been waiting patiently for someone to get dyslexia.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

Grab your taco. You've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.

[@DevinGates]

Typing out the math/maths joke on Facebook got me a 3 day ban for posting hate.

[@briancox9357]

FB has a curious interpretation of the word 'hate'

[@Hexen_Wulf]

Did Jimmy's latest plastic surgery give him jowls, or is that just the first sign of aging he's allowed to show?

[@larapalma3744]

By his reptilian masters, yes.

[@Hexen_Wulf]

@@larapalma3744 Nah, if he had reptilian masters he wouldn't have gotten in trouble for tax dodging.

[@krisbest6405]

My fav is ,l gave up a zoomba class .

[@oatnoid]

"That's basic math..." right off the bat, this is going to be good. Humorous, heck yeah, but let's not gloss over this Rachel is gorgeous thing.

[@Paulruk]

Maths you bunch of arsehole.😂

[@generik7414]

That first one where they said she would've been 3 in '89 is depressing as fuck because she may not have turned 3 yet

[@xCLUNKx]

Boring

[@DannX68]

My thoughts exactly.

[@chriswharton]

Riotously fine humour. The very best American comedians aren’t a patch on this mob, in my opinion.

[@Leonf123]

Groin acne ? What was the actual word ? 😂

[@joanne4758]

Leon Funiciello - Ignorance? Cheers.

[@Leonf123]

@@joanne4758 Legend

[@Jambax]

They cut the postman pat joke short!

[@chanceneck8072]

2:33 sweet Jesus, how gorgeous is this woman???? 😳😳😍😍🥰

[@choicesman2000]

claudia winkleman neptomsim loud and proud

[@maroondoor]

I ❤ Roisin

[@alekhyabhairi7021]

Throwing pens at America 😂

[@Pagliacci_Rex]

I like sugar, it makes me sleepy. 😅

[@andymaidens1161]

God i love Roisin

[@CyclopsWasRight616]

tell John that if you have a pizza with no meat and you add meat to it, it doesn't "imply" the pizza already had meat on it. Let alone that it was "quite meaty already".

[@ThatCoalSoul]

* Jon *.

[@andrewjorlin]

So this is wher The Taskmaster gets its competitors

[@artemkortsev8279]

Suzy, what you've been looking into recently? Other than glory holes

[@merpmerp7220]

idk why but i read the title as "50 Jokes From 50 Episodes That'll Make Your Pussy Pants Laughing" and i was very confused

[@heatherkim6533]

Guess Who joke was the best 🤣

[@PostPatriot1978]

The Gloryhole joke wasn't on here. That was probably the funniest joke on Cats does countdown.

[@robertanderson1690]

I do not understand how Katherine Ryan gets on this show, but it's funny when others use her for jokes.

[@marcustibbs2803]

RIP Sean lock

[@Hannah-wx7er]

8:35

[@amonwestsider2459]

i was born in April 93 if i started school in January 96 i would've been 2

[@DolphinGrew]

Could anyone explain that pregnant wife/bride bit my Bob Mortimer? I cannot understand him properly :( Thank you

[@Illuyankas]

Think about activities involving the wife's legs not being together that could be related to her being pregnant

[@DolphinGrew]

@@Illuyankas Oh, I get it now! Thank You very much, kind Sir!

[@gab_3288]

What is this show called

[@tommybanks5307]

8 out of 10 cats does countdown

[@JamesR5D4]

…do you get money for ‘guess who’?? 😅😅😅😅