50 Jokes From 50 Episodes That'll Make You P*** Yourself Laughing | Cats Does Countdown | Channel 4

Choosing 50 jokes from Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock, Jon Richardson, Katherine Ryan and the rest of the 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown cast was hard, but someone had to do it!
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[@thebigbristolian]

"Too thick for uni and too arrogant for a call centre", is just the most superb way to describe college courses.

[@jonathanthecreator2912]

Or Indian accents

[@Rubiecat]

@@jonathanthecreator2912 your racism is showing

[@DougieL]

Too lazy?

[@John_Ridley]

Alan's bit about the Auckland hotel is another prize moment when Sean was full on laughing. I love to see that.

[@danielblandin6089]

When a comedian that I love (Sean) laughs that hard its my favorite thing about comedy.

[@NZsoupb0y]

Jonny Vegas on the nose. Absolutely stupendous!

[@milklover2830]

He doesnt know he has diabetes tho..

[@christophersmith1426]

Joined in to say that was delightful

[@TheLegendOfOblivion]

@@milklover2830 But it's okay though, he likes sugar it makes him sleepy.

[@gee-ees584]

Joe is always a favourite for me, his advice here was on point as usual 🤣. Loved Jimmy's high-horse comment too.

[@Pwills]

@@TheLegendOfOblivion and there is nothing wrong with going to the loo 19 times a day 😂🤣

[@forgotn42]

3:27 The pride in his voice when that one popped into his head. Sean Lock's wit was unmatched.

[@richsinton5098]

RIP Sean

[@aaainaaaa]

@@richsinton5098 he is not funny, bit of a git imo

[@forgotn42]

@@aaainaaaa You could've just shut the fuck up and not commented. It may be just your opinion, but it wasn't worth the time you took to write it.

[@richsinton5098]

@@aaainaaaa he's dead you knobhead, he was extremely funny to those intelligent people that understood his jokes. I'm presuming you didn't??

[@aaainaaaa]

@@richsinton5098 mad bro

[@RossDougherty]

"No one told me there would be social interaction or I would not have come." - The Ultimate Richard Ayoade quote.

[@marklandgraf7667]

"That's the cockney pronunciation of 'anodizes'." HAHA diplomatic, insulting, and funny at the same time

[@oskahuxley6322]

Anodises.

[@aussiechris5904]

@@oskahuxley6322 not in some countries

[@drumboxything]

I thought he was saying antithesis

[@oskahuxley6322]

@@aussiechris5904 yeah but in the country that he is in it's anodises.

[@ppleeatpple]

@@oskahuxley6322 under your comment with just "anodises" written, an option to translate into English popped up for me which has me cackling like a fool since you very much spelled the word the English way lmao

[@jobejeffers9177]

Sean Lock was a master and he will be missed!

[@Thawhid]

Indeed

[@petea2721]

Really?

[@linebrunelle1004]

dying is not a sign of deity

[@musicloverme3993]

Sean Lock was key to the show!

[@finncooke9484]

For those confused, he died from cancer in late 2021

[@mikewazowksi7938]

that "maths cot" joke is so stupidly funny to me i can't stop laughing

[@MrBenjamin334]

I was expecting an ascot. I was wrong.

[@aaroniemcwonley]

Number of changes of direction in the joke at 14:10 is amazing!

[@freddier5376]

Anything involving Sean Lock or Lee Mack is pure gold

[@OhElvira]

Sean Lock yes, Lee Mack is terrible

[@OhElvira]

@Nick C it’s subjective. Obviously

[@zapkvr]

Mack was brilliant on the Fast show

[@charlesharper2357]

Sean was way better at riffing off the other comedians than Lee is

[@Michael-Masi-911]

It's such a shame they are both dead now.

[@rowanmelton7643]

Lmao at "Is this a dagger I see before me? Yeah give us your trainers"

[@andrejohnsen1792]

The bungee jumping hotel bit gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@decodolly1535]

"Some teeth in a glass" Thanks Miles, that's my laptop full of coffee!

[@jimthebrit]

I can see still watching these episodes for years and years, wondering how this genius comedic environment no longer exists. The Dream Team!

[@MetusalemSeSouffleur]

Although Sean Locke got me through a very tough 2 years on shows like this, I'm still very happy this show is still on. Not only is it brilliant, but it makes me think of Sean.

[@McBehrer]

"I'm not saying Sean's drunk all the time, because he's sitting right there, and he gets aggressive when he's drunk. Which he is, all the time"

[@sheilaross1449]

"well that's 3. That's basic maths." Spoken like someone who wasn't born in December.

[@michaelbooth2890]

OMG. Rob Beckett and Alan Carr on the same show. I CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!

[@khymaaren]

This cracked me up more than it should. What an odd reference...

[@bayoubilly5176]

@@khymaaren Its a common 90s expression about Tom Cruises character in a movie.

[@khymaaren]

@@bayoubilly5176 I said odd, not unknown. ;)

[@rogerauger7766]

As a person with type 2 Diabetes Johnny's sugar/sleep joke killed me! Thank you Johnny. 🤣👍👏

[@casbot71]

Jonny should have taken that speaking gig just for the story...

[@toastedroast]

I hope the shows go on, Although won't be the same without Sean Lock, But there are still plenty of comedians who would fit In well on this show. I can't watch normal countdown, But this I love!!

[@thejintymyster6396]

I watched it because one of my teachers was on it and it was dreadful: Ann has no personality whatsoever, she just spoke to them with a monotone, dry voice After each letter was put up, Rachel did a weird terrified staredown at the camera. There is just no personality whatsoever. Whereas Jimmy is a great host. He bounces off the contestants, allows them to make fun of him and everyone does seem to enjoy themselves. It's as Rachel said, Countdown now seems to be a spin-off (and inferior version) of 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

[@gtomo3808]

Sean hadn't been a permanent on the show since 2016

[@mathiasfrolich613]

@@gtomo3808 you're thinking of regular 8 out of 10 cats. Sean was permanent on the countdown spinoff right up to his death (or at least very close)

[@philthy903]

In AU, we don't seem to get the actual Countdown. One of our public broadcasters - SBS - has just launched "Celebrity Letters and Numbers", which (from the trailer) is a rehash of the original Countdown, but the advertised guest list is nobody I've ever seen, so I haven't bothered. If I do end up being bothered (*tee hee*) I'll report back.

[@katzrantz]

@@philthy903 yeah it's called letters and numbers here because of Countdown the music show from the 70s/80s. There's been non celebrity letters and numbers in SBS for years.

[@tigersfan14]

It’s funny and all but it still hurts that one of the greatest was taken from us far too soon.

[@badbadrobotrobot959]

What? Who?

[@adventuresnz7905]

@@badbadrobotrobot959 Sean unfortunately passed away from cancer earlier this year

[@badbadrobotrobot959]

@@adventuresnz7905 Yes. I got to know after scrolling down more comments. Very sad to hear about one of my favourite panellists ever. This show and QI were many times more funny to watch when Sean was present. I had been waiting for new episodes of 8 out of 10 cats does Countdown for such a long time and wondering why there weren't any new episodes. Is the show cancelled for good or will the bring it back in the future?

[@VanderlyndenJengold]

@@badbadrobotrobot959 There is a series (22) currently broadcasting with guest captains in lieu of Sean Lock.

[@NC7491]

I 've been watching clips of this show for the past couple of weeks. Then when I scroll through the comments, I invariably find people saying how much they miss Sean Lock. I do too. I can't think of many if any celebrities whose death has bummed me out so much. Well, Norm McDonald as well. RIP Sean.

[@celticwolff5429]

I still like Jason trying to keep Sean from stepping on his joke. It's almost as good as when Greg Davies swore at Sean for the same thing.

[@jamihanks6962]

Jonny Vegas living up to his name! That was amazing!

[@theotherchannel2279]

I loved watching this. We had all the Jimmy Carrs! Fat Jimmy, skinny Jimmy, Jimmy going bald and then finally plastic Jimmy right at the end. Just brilliant!

[@randyhochstein8455]

I have often heard of Hawaiian Nose Humming, but that’s the first time I’ve had the pleasure of witnessing it. Live performances are always the best. ✌🏼😎

[@ThatCoalSoul]

Sean saying "Well..." always meant comedy-gold was incoming. Now we're left with Joe's "I'll be honest Jimmy..." and "Since you fired me you prick..." note that's not a complaint!

[@polarisgemini52]

'Well I am glad you asked Jimmy' You know something insane is coming

[@samiface]

One of my very favorite Joe moments from this show is when he comes out advertising for a banister company or something like that, and “his half brother Fabio” brings out the ad banner, and Joe yells, “I said don’t have an erection!” That reminds me, how did none of his “Naming People’s Willies in a Public Bathroom” bit make it into this video?! 😂

[@ThatCoalSoul]

@@samiface Oh that poem? It's already on this KZbin channel and it'll probably feature again in at least the next six months, Channel 4 is turning into Dave!

[@justusbraz]

5:47 is one of my all time favorite moments. In the episode, shortly before the clip, there’s a dig on Jason’s acting skills.

[@JohnstersInc]

Alan Carr is significantly funnier than I think I’ve given him credit for in the past

[@olivermueller1979]

Same here!

[@secretforreddit]

That bungee bit was superb!

[@freddier5376]

“They’re not expensive!”

[@OhElvira]

He’s great!

[@thedmbgirl]

His "I'll just take down this bunting" at Katherine Ryan is one of my favourite bits ever on this show

[@shernkramp4478]

"A math's cot?" LOLOL "I think I've miss heard that."

[@vitalygorshkov8993]

30 seconds… yea one of yours DVDs 😂😂😂😂😂 God I miss Sean Lock

[@Erebos931]

He was so happy when he thought of that.

[@Michael-Masi-911]

Where did he go?

[@georgiemontague7786]

He died :(

[@Paglavc1]

14:01 Delivery for mrs. Tomnus is brilliant.

[@zyaicob]

That's a brilliant joke

[@beeble2003]

I couldn't tell what he said and I don't get it now that I see it written down. Could somebody put me out of my misery?

[@isabellewalker2620]

@@beeble2003 mr tumnus is a faun from the narnia stories. he has goat legs which makes it look like he’s wearing trousers and no shirt on. jon was saying that roisin looked like him by only wearing the bottom half of her onesie

[@beeble2003]

@@isabellewalker2620 Aha! Thank you. :)

[@dbga30184]

I have seen that bit probably 10, maybe 12 times and this is the first time I finally got the joke.

[@brydon5721]

One of the best shows on Channel 4.

[@DJLiddle]

@sehhi vooty did you just copy this comment off the comment off this one...? 😂

[@MLH-vm7lk]

Sean lock 😢what a legend

[@joosewv]

I never thought much of Johnny Vegas, but the man can play the nose like few others

[@Tkieron]

Jason's "Maths Cot" is the best mascot ever on Catsdown.

[@davidredgrift6253]

I liked seans big coat where he put all his shopping

[@alexv1591]

This compilation always cheers me up, brilliant stuff. 🎉

[@bobburgers4302]

Nice to hear Sean's voice again.

[@zarinshapurjee9430]

Johnny's nose ukelele was awesome lol 😂😂😂😂

[@chrishicks7946]

9:08 Jon was so entertained he almost prematurely applauded 😀 what skill's by Mr Vegas, he should be on stage in Nevada with a talent like that 😂

[@ThisCharmingMan1984]

Yep, and if Johnny had been around in the 70’s, that could have been his entire act, and he’d have been booked on every light entertainment show that was going; he’d have given whistling Roger Whittaker some competition haha.

[@glintrhmj]

British comedians are at a whole other level 😂😂😂😂

[@EM2theBee]

These are some of the most brilliant minds in comedy!

[@BionicRusty]

Thank you all of these comedians 🙏 ……..But Sean has a special place in comedy history 🙏 ❤️💔🎄

[@Threemore650]

I only like Sean. The rest are dull by comparison-except possibly Vegas. Carr can eff off with his boring mandate push... and wtf happened to his chin? Why has he had a Desperate Dan implant? He looks normal here, but in his Netflix Special he looks really odd.

[@petea2721]

​@Threemore650 you only like him because he is dead.

[@martcoombs9031]

Alan Carr on the hotel..... hilarious lol

[@charliehalsey6251]

13:25 can see how different/ill Sean looks as that was the most recent episode before he died, so so sad. RIP Sean

[@oliveroverton4539]

This video is bittersweet, missing sean, he was such a witty bloke

[@beefeduptechreviews]

Jon's accents at the best thing on tv

[@andrewcappiello5585]

If I ever go to the UK and attend a countdown taping, I really hope Rob's there. I won't have to go to Stonehenge.

[@Dan-the-man95]

We all waiting for new sizzlers by Sean but sadly that’ll never come again!

[@corriedebeer799]

Yeah he got a bad case of cardiac arrest.

[@lonewretch]

@@corriedebeer799 Well, to be fair, there isn't a good case of cardiac arrest..

[@Michael-Masi-911]

Did he retire?

[@dominicaustin6016]

Publish the tiger who came out for a pint!

[@RikSolstice]

Love the expression on Danny Boyle's face the moment Susie starts talking.

[@graftarian]

Danny Dyer maybe?

[@RikSolstice]

@@graftarian Danny Dyer indeed, my bad.

[@NightRanma]

I really fucking miss Sean. His work always makes me laugh

[@maggiemay9381]

My favourite joke that my father told me years back........2 cannibals were talking and one had his arm bandaged.......Did you enjoy your holiday? ....... Oh yes it was great but I won't go self catering again.😂

[@michaelclendon6997]

I have officially lost count of how many times I've watched Johnny's Hawaiian bit 😅😂

[@synthonaplinth5980]

It was nice of Jason to find Rachel's old cot and bring it to the show....

[@charlescutts2387]

This is pure brilliance.😂😂😂

[@Jorah123456789]

Damn Sean Lock was SAVAGE, definitely one of the greats!

[@theplanetruth]

7:33- Miss Ryan is exquisite ❤❤❤❤❤

[@katesleuth1156]

The more I watch her on these shows, the more I am liking her humour.

[@jollimaiahtacksworth]

Watching this while on the toilet, really helped with the flow

[@aarontempleman4796]

Watching Sean makes me sad. Master of dry humour and sharp cutting comedy. A legend who will be severely missed.

[@petea2721]

😢 watching my family die mad me sad. A person on TV dying means nothing

[@mastiffsal8185]

​@@petea2721 It's all subjective. My parents dying didn't bother me one iota. I didn't even mention it to the guy I was living with. Yet Sean's death made me sad cos he made me laugh. He's not claiming it broke his heart ffs.

[@petea2721]

@@mastiffsal8185 I think you might have a problem. Maybe you should see someone

[@seanalan100]

Thank you, may the wonderful Sean Lock rest in peace and happiness among the greats where he belongs

[@staceparsons3034]

We miss you Sean!!!

[@stephjovi]

Rosin should've told that story on WILTY

[@dkb138]

The high horse joke about Sarah is the cleverest one in here

[@NewMessage]

I'll be honest... after the third joke, I was out of piss.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

“That’s what they said at the sauna..”

[@97TheWatcher]

R.I.P Sean

[@natureisallpowerful]

Yeah one of your DVDs 🤣R.I.P. Sean lock

[@nbaclips4040]

6:25 the best part of that joke is the sheep part afterwards lol

[@nbaclips4040]

and 10:22 Jon drawing Sam on his thumb was the best bit too!

[@nbaclips4040]

different bonds different pats! shit job by channel 4 here missing the best bits 12:04

[@1710brett]

Sean Locke will be missed forever xx

[@matthewfields5985]

RIP Sean Locke

[@belvinnadar5782]

3:27 Jimmy went from "Jimmy Carr" to "Jimmy Charred". Jesus that was brutal from Sean.

[@dewimatthews6037]

Too thick for college But too arrogant for a Call Centre. (Kevin Bridges : genius)

[@maxkagi1297]

I miss Sean Locke... 🥹 RIP you great man!!! ..

[@brand2workgaming828]

God you can really tell when Sean lock got worse in this video as it carry’s on it’s a shame what a legend

[@liamnevilleviolist1809]

3:27 - a great zinger by Sean! R.I.P.

[@bexsta7766]

"One of your dvds" 📀 🤣 😏

[@carhog3207]

Do you get money from Guess Who? May be the funniest thing Jimmy Carr has ever said

[@misterhoeflak]

Love these compilations.

[@lottomillionaire5772]

I do miss watching Sean Lock on telly, he was brilliant and hilarious. Gone too soon.

[@apmac8516]

Im laughing out loud remembering laughing out loud at all these moments

[@markreynolds1436]

Lol

[@mattressfour20]

Thumbs up for Jonny Vegas nose music.

[@kaygee301]

Danny is the used car salesman that's secretly a gangster

[@jegankandiah5877]

I love Jonny playing his nose JeganK

[@omind1]

It's like the beat box version of Hawaiian slack key( ?) Guitar.

[@SirHumpyA]

0:44 An actual genius response

[@danf4447]

"too fecked for a uni but too arrogant for a call center "....that is pretty classic

[@itsmehere1]

6:57 His laugh sounds like the trumpet paet form Livin' La Vida Loca 😂

[@rjaxxxas]

I'm shocked at the fact there isn't a compliation of the Countdown Clock gags.

[@Michelle-jf1eg]

Gon yersel KevIn 👏👍 spreading that unique brand of weegie comedy gold. 🤣

[@Palestineexists]

8:30 that Hawaiian tune 🎶

[@freddier5376]

Criminal that “attacking the city of Tokyo” and “you’re gonna kick yourself Susie, you missed Die Hard V” aren’t on here

[@bluesmaster9896]

The Hawaii nose was perfectly in tune .

[@michaelmartin4148]

Sean Lock is just epic!

[@KiwiHelpgeek]

That bungie thing Alan Carr no longer exists. It's now a building site for an underground train station entrance.

[@chrisbar8670]

Sean Lock may be dead but is still killing it. Aaww one of your DVDs 🤣👌

[@blueskyboys9855]

Wow... fantastic video. Fantastic projects

[@outseeker]

glad kevin got in there right at the end! :) he needs to be on more often

[@zenn5150gaming]

Man I miss Sean Locke...

[@n1ira]

Who's that

[@bigkuriboh3814]

Yes we get it

[@keely-lornekirby7370]

So funny, me and my partner were at that hotel at the start of the year…. Literally seen someone falling and looked at my partner like “did you see that?”. She proceeded to tell me about the bungee jumping 🤣

[@aaronsjourney2544]

Rest In Power Sean Lock you shall be missed ❤️

[@nickolasbelliveau7095]

johnny vegas nose song was beautifully done

[@markreynolds1436]

That Guess Who joke was a new one for that guy.