Cats Does Countdown's HYSTERICAL Guide To SEX | 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

[@rahulpanicker1453]

"The key to an orgy is catering" goddamn legend David Mitchell

[@melanisticmandalorian]

Always Sunny in Philadelphia knows about this.

[@scottfreckle237]

He's not even funny by accident

[@andrybak]

07:38

[@andreaskarlsson5251]

@@scottfreckle237 That is true, he's funny intentionally.

[@WalterLiddy]

"Family bucket" is my new favorite euphemism.

[@cruellaclose722]

It’s not. Stop fronting.

[@kylekinsey2624]

There's a joke in there somewhere about a girl from Nantucket

[@Karma-qt4ji]

I prefer the "boneless banquet" :D

[@JebediahKerb]

Nothing will ever beat "hung like a doughnut"

[@onglee7234]

@@kylekinsey2624 7

[@troywalkertheprogressivean8433]

11:35 I like how Jon is playing Meg Ryan's character while doing a pretty good imitation of Billy Crystal.

[@robertvantine2810]

Meg Ryan? Meg Foster is the one with the amazing eyes, from the He-Man movie...

[@troywalkertheprogressivean8433]

@@robertvantine2810 I don't know how or why I made that mistake. I must be getting old.

[@theplanetruth]

Exactly

[@joshackerley4622]

I had never seen the substituting sexual terms for fast food and it did not disappoint

[@mvl71]

Just don't do it the other way around is my tip

[@scsutton1]

"Smurf is my bondage safety word." God dammit, Sean Lock. I still miss you like mad.

[@raysravens52]

His passing randomly came across my US news feed and it lead me down the rabbit hole of the entire 8 out of 10 Cats Extended Universe so he's the gift that keeps on giving.

[@al201103]

I don't think I've really accepted it yet.

[@vicksurname7840]

Same.

[@XenilaVanilla]

*“No integration…no penetration”* 👌🏻😂

[@ricardovelasco3976]

I am brushing up on my Calculus already, you never know; one day ....

[@XenilaVanilla]

@@ricardovelasco3976 mental arithmetic is key in the world of dating, I think you’re doing the right thing… 😌

[@aartadventure]

Everyone on this show is brilliant, but she is constantly underestimated and actually one of the people who is most quick-witted and has an incredibly dry sense of humour.

[@XenilaVanilla]

@@aartadventure completely true and agreed! She’s got an incredibly quick retort, she’s fantastic! 😁

[@richardlloyd2589]

@@aartadventure Well ,as long as that’s the only thing that’s dry…..

[@RamadaArtist]

"instead of putting money into these catalogue schemes, put the money into just an ordinary bank account and at the end of the year you'll have more than enough to buy the items that were in the catalogue and have a bit left over" For real though, this is protip advice why is no one talking about this?

[@nilssteinhauer9879]

negative interest rates, at least in the EU lol

[@freddier5376]

Only David Mitchell (well, maybe Sean Lock too) could make me pause a video to laugh hysterically after 17 seconds

[@billyeveryteen7328]

My favorite thing has always been that the wardrobe/costume people went through the trouble of matching the color of the fake mustache to Roisin's hair. And why wouldn't you keep the best line at the end? "Oh yeah, the whole ham!"

[@goteborgsfonsterrenovering]

T

[@Chris-s1i]

Comedy ⭐ you

[@Chris-s1i]

R18 block kids off from Yahoo ❤ 10 Up wood 🪵 okay 🆗👍 please now 👍 to parents so block so now part to y mum and dad u been you

[@jamesbutler6253]

Jon Richardson's New York voice sounds remarkably like Billy Crystal.

[@Notconceitedjustbetterthanyou]

Delete your account

[@NxDoyle]

Billy Crystal's Sammy Davis Jr voice sounds remarkably like racism. The blacking up doesn't help.

[@jamierobertson9832]

@@NxDoyle you ok? Need a safe space to go cry?

[@jaysparrow6631]

@@jamierobertson9832Smurf! 🥹😢

[@emilyonkov2172]

Rachel genuinely predicting Jimmy's joke @1:08

[@JustJason1977]

Roisin AND David Mitchell! On ONE show!!! I loved that episode!!

[@andrewaevaliotis8769]

I’m kind of disappointed nobody added the “I’ll have what she’s having” line at the end….😏

[@djmeikle]

“woman in plank man counting” the sex move to end all sex moves

[@kalakritistudios]

"Make me shake my legs and sweat."

[@hermatred572]

Ok but John's ny accent is spot on

[@junghunt8645]

No, it’s really not.

[@maxmccann5323]

1:33 Simon definitely wasn't expecting it though

[@Gunni1972]

Brilliant Thumbnail. Under Rachel "Getting" it, Sarah Pascoe "Down" for it, and Jimmy "Dirty" thoughts. I laughed.

[@edahnndlovu274]

If it's integration by parts, I have my doubts about me figuring out that number

[@alexanderhill-cp8be]

"I don't know if you've seen the videos I watch but you can't get pregnant like that" 😂

[@johnafirth]

Roisin's accent was almost identical to Greg Davies attempting Chris Eubank.

[@CalvinLimuel]

Roisin’s actually doing a New York accent!

[@patrickmcgough2416]

Zoe once told everyone that she had made love in a slightly unusual way ,one of the guys said “Aren’t you embarrassed by saying that in front of a bunch of guys “ “ It’s only sex, everyone does it”

[@TheJubess]

Well not everyone

[@henrikhyrup3995]

@@TheJubess **Virginity is cool - remain pure**

[@robertphillips5181]

i see the funny side. but iv always felt sex is meant to be intimate not just handed out. willy nilly honestly. no wonder civilisation is callapseing XD

[@ironicallyscreaming]

@@robertphillips5181 no wonder civilization is what now?

[@t8xan]

Who's Zoe?

[@grant9301]

6:47 "What's the best way to test is someone's really good at maths" Try multiplying with them! 😛

[@doesntmatter1324]

5:59 I'm crying and I can't breathe. 🤣

[@katietoole8345]

Roisin's Billy Chrystal is not half bad.

[@daxriley8195]

You're right, it's almost on par with her Dougal impression!

[@Drewstorm]

11:10 - it's like Gilbert Godfried is talking to himself. 10/10

[@rossdawson5575]

Rachel has the most stunning eyes.

[@al201103]

Find the video where she speaks Russian. Devastating!!

[@Syncop8rNZ]

And the rest.

[@RichMcc]

Stunning everything

[@donjones4719]

I could listen to Rachel's laugh all day long.

[@willdenoble1898]

“Dogs never see me havin sed bc he’s facin the other way” always cuts me in half 😂😂😂

[@billheuber5884]

😂 "I've gone off script a bit." !!😂 I truly wish there was a " I peed a little " emoji!! Maybe this? "🐳👖" I'm going with it!! 💜

[@1999vizz]

Thats right! The whole ham!

[@connymac6993]

I'm pissed they didn't use that part.

[@musicloverme3993]

4:16 Jimmy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dragonshadow1902]

No cut of Sean saying: "There's a challenging wank." ?

[@BikingChap]

Simply the best line ever on the show imho. 😂

[@ashleelmb]

1:49 - This guy reading this manual of stimulation reminds me of when Chris Hansen from To Catch a Predator used read out the transcripts of the dirty things that the pedophiles he used to walk in on wrote to a decoy. 😂

[@raysravens52]

this is like the best mad libs ever

[@futuregirl8803]

I like that turtle 🐢 night light 😀💖👍

[@JustJason1977]

"I went on Parki....the carpets were filthy!"

[@mickhack8034]

Jon gets a daughter and Jimmy already verbally murdered it xD

[@rolbaker]

Love the reference to the "front room". Its what our living rooms were called growing up in Newfoundland.

[@Jimjolnir]

7:08 So underrated xD

[@DarkArtsMage]

does anyone know which episode(s) these are from?

[@1LadyM7]

Where's the 'that's a challenging wank' bit?? 😂

[@spk1121]

Excellent question 😄

[@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp]

The Night Light Colours is brilliant! Would save many marriages

[@marthacoomber3188]

I love Tom. Not in a Family Bucket kind of way. Still, I do wonder about his chicken nuggets…

[@vicksurname7840]

Love Jon. he's the best.

[@canadaclaret]

Jon as Meg Ryan is pretty great

[@Sur-Ron]

Rachel is something else!

[@linusnoren3661]

Who is the old rock and roller appearing about 9:40?

[@qwertyTRiG]

John Cooper Clarke, poet.

[@linusnoren3661]

Thank you@@qwertyTRiG

[@sudiXP]

Missing Sean Lock from China. RIP.

[@al201103]

Same on both counts.

[@lastmanstanding2622]

OMG, the sexual tension on this show is sooooo intense! 😱🙄

[@mrBadTiming]

Suzie blushing 😊

[@nicolej5924]

🤣 Jon actually sounds like Billy Crystal

[@Mr-Rett]

Mixed berry and custard pie....I'll be back on thus..Funny shtuf

[@martinclayton7260]

KZbin, we really don't need this amount of fuckin' adverts!

[@gregoryhines7]

Chris rocking that hairdo. JC

[@TassyDeval]

Gone off character. Too effin funny for words.

[@TrevorCopter]

Came for the sex jokes, stayed for Rachel teaching me the word “numeracy” (number literacy)

[@Gallo_1.6]

"They're all emojis... because thats how the youth communicates." Welcome to 1984.

[@MitchCyan]

Sara’s jumper looks really comfy.

[@JustDave54]

Training best training guide, the implications are enormous. Imagine standing in seriously stressed autocheckout line with your can of Penaten

[@CONNELL19511216]

Do David and Victoria walk happily down the road, not hand in hand, but hand cuffed together?

[@AaronCable-tf9tt]

If im honest the phone number idea Rachel had I would prefer that it's on your smartness not whatevers used to decide a relationship I'm bad at some maths related stuff but it would be better. Plus I like how roisin looks like the monopoly logo with the moustache on

[@nunosoares2329]

Rest in Peace Sean Locke. 😔

[@berndbrotify]

It might sound a bit weird, but Roisin with a moustache is somehow turning me on. Maybe I've been trying too hard on Rachel with a full beard.

[@wreckcelsior]

that's a challenging wank.

[@typhoidtyphoon]

@@wreckcelsior Both are.

[@al201103]

@@wreckcelsior Beat me to it....hang on.....

[@JustJason1977]

No integration, no penetration!!!

[@dennisbean7336]

Absolutely fantastic

[@Wico90YT]

12:19. I'll have what (s)he's having.

[@neilgerace355]

(at the end) Did anyone else deliver the punchline - did they want what Jon was having?

[@mog398]

Does the person who writes your video titles need a new caps lock?

[@RNS_Aurelius]

Makes me feel like I’m reading a headline in the Daily Mail.

[@TheBod76]

No since he/she only pressed they key once when the keyboard was new.

[@awandererfromys1680]

6:57 Someone should tell Rachel Wolfram Alpha is a thing

[@mammamathews]

He sounds like he is from Boston. lol

[@ethancole1697]

no integration, no penetration

[@General_Nothing]

Roisin’s Billy Crystal impression is not bad…

[@rachelsirett8809]

Dougal dog from magic roundabout my childhood

[@Sebastian-Maeda]

"no integration no penetration" lmaooooo

[@andrewjones575]

9:00 - But chose to saddle her with an elderly name. Why do that?!

[@jaymercer4692]

I like her name

[@andrewjones575]

@@jaymercer4692 Elsie's a good name - if you're 90.

[@jaymercer4692]

@@andrewjones575 I disagree

[@winstonsmith2079]

Elsie is a very popular girls name. A well developed general knowledge or quick Google never hurts....

[@andrewjones575]

@@winstonsmith2079 In the early 20th century it was. The large majority of those with that name are elderly - even with the spate of people in recent years naming their kids after their grandparents.

[@corriedebeer799]

I'll have what Richard is having.

[@omadjourney]

A Russian, a lot of it by looks of things.

[@MarkField-lq3jd]

wonder how you combat Hate speech at a Rangers- Celtic game

[@tak086]

7:12 oh lordy :D

[@ryster9526]

What’s Alex’s last name I can’t quite remember??

[@CalvinLimuel]

Brooker

[@frankcastle9691]

What a bizzare show

[@kalakritistudios]

9:48 Hanje Zoe?

[@ryster9526]

What’s Chris’s last name?

[@CH-bp6mc]

Ramsey

[@billmoran3812]

“No integration, no penetration”. Only the Brits!

[@cameronidk2]

Hey if my Texas attorney see's this .. it's the Spokane Experience sweet dreams

[@wavingbuddy5704]

"no integration no penetration"

[@kelemvor3333]

...because he's facing the other way. Rofl.

[@andrejwalilko634]

Jon does do a good Gilbert Godfreid

[@markwilliams5865]

One funny programme

[@utbdoug]

RIP to the countdown theme tune dude

[@oliviadaly4795]

He had a good life, he was 84. But he’ll be missed

[@utbdoug]

@@oliviadaly4795 Yus, i just hope he's not overlooked. He game us some good music.. And the Grange Hill theme tune! Was great coming home from school, then getting to watch other kids be miserable at school! lol

[@al201103]

@@utbdoug That theme tune was up there with the greats. Not as soulful as Hill Street Blues or Taxi, not as exciting as Charlie's Angels or Hart to Hart - but just instantly iconic and perfect for the show and its titles. Battle of the Planets is my personal all-time favourite, though Taxi is impossible to disregard. Kids TV used to be so good.....

[@charleslindsay3201]

always fun

[@dobbsmill3676]

The best bandage safety word is... "Boooooring'

[@velentr]

That or; " _Yaaaaawn_ !"

[@pietermaes5409]

can't get pregnant of that got me real good

[@garrywitcomb2334]

Genius hahaha

[@steveharrison76]

'Family Bucket'

[@peterclark6290]

Sex: British - (cringe) ooooh naughty. ROTFW: Yes please. We'll both have a good time. (that's what it's there for...)

[@CrippleX89]

"a family bucket"... wow

[@labibbidabibbadum]

Just fucking brilliant.

[@wesmartyn3829]

Sarah, I'm a personal trainer.

[@navtektv]

Tom Allen is the best.

[@TheCbins]

yeah, er NO

[@marvinmeeker5765]

Oh, yes! His humor sneaks up on me, and then I'm rolling on the floor!!

[@ricardovelasco3976]

Pay close attention to what Sara actually said: "I had an ambition when I was a CHILD I really wanted to have sex with a Personal Trainer". Said for effect or really meant? Somehow no one picked up on it. I found it hilariously risqué.