50 ways Minecraft is different to real life

[@joll05]

I'd like to imagine that Mumbo tried all these things to make sure they didn't work in real life.

[@simpli_A]

Mumbo: jumps off a 70 meter “not a mountain” into 1 meter of water and dies Mumbo: apparently that doesn’t work… *looks at notepad*… check

[@spicedramen7283]

I would like to hope that he didn't set off an explosive that leveled a building and killed 50 people

[@Maxikxng]

@@simpli_A then why did he say respawning dosnt work

[@roboticlollipop4167]

Let’s just light this tnt and…

[@saucevc8353]

@@Maxikxng Probably just pushed someone else off a bridge and was shocked when they didn't immediately reappear in their bed

[@wosso3342]

"Imprisoning the people of your village and forcing them to work is generally frowned upon." is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard Mumbo say

[@Donut88648]

Wait it is? Oh i... thought that was a joke... i will be back in a second....

[@davismcarthur1724]

"minecraft spiders are real but they're 1.4 meters by 1.4 meters, thankfully they don't get that big or at least i hope they don't" australia: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@davismcarthur1724]

@@Donut88648 don't let other people's opinions keep you from your dreams!

[@Donut88648]

@@davismcarthur1724 i shall go imprison more villagers

[@davismcarthur1724]

@@Donut88648 THAT'S THE SPIRIT! :)

[@Spekeasies]

“Skeletons don’t exist” this confirms Mumbo is boneless

[@YounesLayachi]

Just like all good things in life. Like Potatoes

[@morningbowl3156]

This confirms we are all boneless

[@rowanrooks]

I was going to make a joke about this, but I knew someone else had probably already done it. Skeletons confirmed as Not Real. 💀 It's all in your head.

[@edan_is_cool]

Which Is exactly how he presses shift with his thumb 😭

[@NoobBuster9]

I'd like a Mumbo Bucket tbh

[@Deltacarygirl]

Can’t believe Mumbo managed to find something to top “rocks don’t float” and “if you die you probably won’t respawn” for number 50 but wow he sure did

[@SanderDoesThings]

Well I've heard of AT LEAST 1 guy who probably maybe respawned, have you ever seen a floating rock?

[@jamesharris5156]

Rocks do float. That’s what earths crust is. Rock floating on metal.

[@Deltacarygirl]

@@jamesharris5156 but not floating in midair though!

[@snakewithapen5489]

​@@jamesharris5156 pumice is also a rock that floats

[@LeoSquared]

As a person who said ‘this is a stupid video’ before Mumbo Jumbo, I can confirm it was a life-changing experience.

[@Hectorien_]

Hello fellow gd player

[@AlizarPlays]

same lol i said it when i read the title

[@Flaming_Meteor]

l said it when l heard the notification

[@RossLemon]

No he said it before you.

[@LINX009XBL]

@@RossLemon yeah he said it when he recorded the video

[@madixj]

Actually, the size of minecraft's mountains makes a lot of sense if the gravity is really strong because the higher the gravity of the planet, the shorter mountains can be, and if the atmosphere is thin it would make sense for the mountains to be snow capped even if they're short. So in a way it's actually pretty realistic for a planet with really high gravity like minecraft to be the way minecraft is!

[@ritasonka330]

The problem with this is that minecraft's gravity is clearly whacky, as players, blocks, items, and tnt all experience different accelerations when falling, despite clearly having negligible mass differences relative to the minecraft planet. The player actually does experience somewhat higher gravity, but the rest of those actually experience LESS gravity than earth.

[@eduardoxenofonte4004]

@@ritasonka330 actually, although the player does experience higher gravity just after falling, your velocity stabilizes much quicker than in real life, where you can reach much higher speeds edit: 4 days after commenting this, i am very pleasantly surprised that no one has yet replied with the 🤓 emoji

[@ProjektTaku]

@@eduardoxenofonte4004 noice.

[@Quad_Bogey02]

Except he said minecraft has lower gravity because ther able to jump higher with ease so if anything the mountains should be bigger

[@ProjektTaku]

@@Quad_Bogey02 no, the players just that strong that they can jump even in the higher gravity.

[@BrockGoesGaming]

This is so much more entertaining if you imagine that these are all things Mumbo discovered during his bike trip. I strongly believe now that Mumbo had been making a list during his time playing Minecraft, and then finally one day just told Vicky that they were going to start crossing things off.

[@SuperLifestream]

I have no idea what the last thing he said was because he always cuts his videos off too abruptly. The caption just say "I can't actually grab".

[@sebastianjost]

@@SuperLifestream that cut off may have been on purpose. He said "...in real life I can't actually grow a mustache.". Just in case you actually didn't understand and wanted to know.

[@nighpaw4651]

@@sebastianjost I heard a mix of "I can't actually grandmas" and "I can't actually grammars"

[@ambriasaunders1869]

I have an auditory processing disorder, so I'm surprised I understand the last sentence!

[@Qvartz_Lite]

Imagine? This is what happened 🤣🤣🤣

[@wadedevinney9681]

I’m glad he made this video. I haven’t been outside in three weeks and I needed a refresher as to what real life is.

[@raymonddireito8794]

You good man?

[@soupborne9008]

You good man?

[@KlNG_564]

You good man?

[@saadusmani78]

You good man?

[@saadusmani78]

Sorry for ruining the ancient tradition of "You good man?", but here is a different comment.

[@TakoArishi]

This man went on a buddhist experience to touch real grass for a while, returns, and starts posting videos about how the real world is different from the game he makes content about. Incredible. Truly an inspiration to us all!

[@Scuffed_Gambit]

What happens when a gamer actually goes out and touches grass, seeing how the world really is 😂

[@GFXGoku]

@@Scuffed_Gambit i wonder who will be the one

[@davismcarthur1724]

don't click the mumbo telegram it's got to be a scam

[@rufavulpes]

@@davismcarthur1724 dw it is because i've seen this exact same thing on multiple other big channels such as Trixyblox for example, the same thing, same message, the whole TELEGRAM ME thingy. its just bs lmao.

[@joshuawilliams4314]

@@rufavulpes how does anyone fall for them

[@jakemiddleton658]

I love how Mumbo made an entire video just to get off a mustache joke.

[@deserted_eagle2551]

Me just sitting here trying so hard to forget that.

[@binnsieb2003]

This mf

[@guyvolpo6239]

spoiler alert 🙄

[@_Stuki_]

I feel like athe majority of his subs new that lol. If you ever saw him wearing his merch his face looks constipated (not to be rude). Its kinda funnu

[@RyanSoltani]

@@guyvolpo6239 shouldn’t of looked at the comments then 😂

[@GeorgeJonnie]

You can feel Mumbo’s energy back in the videos, and it feels great, so glad he’s rested

[@anispxrk]

WHO MADE IT 670

[@Raulxz]

@@anispxrk you’re cringe

[@questionmarkquestionmarkques]

@@anispxrkoverused joke

[@anispxrk]

@@questionmarkquestionmarkques fatherless lmao

[@anispxrk]

@@questionmarkquestionmarkques zero women

[@FangyDoesArt]

We need a sequel where it shows how Minecraft actually IS similar to real life :D Like the bucket fishing thing, or maybe Mycelium or grass spreading?

[@ossian539]

That spiders that are 1,8m exsist in Austrailia

[@VaryaEQ]

Milk can actually cure salmonella from eating raw chicken.

[@vibaj16]

@@ossian539 I refuse to believe that

[@nadie887]

Mumbo: If one of these surprised you, I'm concerned for you. Also Mumbo: Skeletons don't exist in real life

[@sarahlandis289]

Guess I can stop going to the chiropractor, as I clearly don't have a spine, or any other bones

[@jwalster9412]

When your British you drink alot of tea. So maybe that's why he has no bones?

[@darknesswave100]

Well then I guess something else is sticking out when people get injured cause they're apparently not bones 😂

[@blunderingfool]

@@sarahlandis289 Those kooks are more likely to cause you harm than help.

[@dbrikashabukshan8673]

Mumbo : You cant push furnaces in minecraft, you can in real life Bedrock Edition :

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

It's always a joy to see the reactions of people who have only seen Mumbo's Minecraft content when they learn that he, in fact, does not have a moustache in real life.

[@kamille286]

True XD It was also fun to see Grian and Mumbo standing next to each other in real life

[@minecraftingmom]

His character: Accountant from the 1940s who rarely sees sunshine. Him IRL: Athletic outdoorsman

[@fanficfan8599]

yeah it freaked me out seeing that video of himself a few weeks back...

[@zendakon8299]

OH HE SAID "I can't actually grow this."

[@potatman1775]

@@minecraftingmom usually the complete opposite of what most people want

[@caitthew8223]

that was a solid video for what was essentially a build up to the killer joke of "i can't actually grow a moustache"

[@klutzysole9569]

I feel like the fact that he can't actually grow a mustache was the sole purpose of him actually making the video too

[@metadragon7500]

I love how Mumbo never fully confirms that the most obvious differences between Minecraft and real life are true. So *maybe* throwing a block of stone onto a cactus will make the stone disappear without a trace.

[@bboxx4352]

Go out to a desert and try it

[@Nibroc_64]

​@@bboxx4352 Acquiring a 1x1x1 meter cube of stone might be difficult...

[@gabrielsfilms2086]

yah, I mean I PROBABLY wont respawn but I wont know till I die and either respawn or wake up in the after life! if there is no after life then I also dont know

[@Shotgunspixie]

It "generally" doesn't happen

[@jaykebird2go]

Well, he did say in the video (0:59) that throwing an item at the cactus is more likely to damage the cactus and not cause the item to disappear. So that's kind of been covered. But yeah, this video is probably really only scratching the surface lol

[@ditrixgenesis781]

Bonus fact for the lava bucket thing. Mostly for when you were sitting in it afterwards. Lava is very dense. Molten rock is less dense than it's solid counterpart, but rock is rock, and you would sit, burning, on the surface of the lava, perhaps molding a dent into the top at best.

[@halyoalex8942]

mm... lava memory foam mattress.

[@tumblingartist]

Forbidden bed

[@nelly5954]

Funny how when Sandy Circus sinks into lava in LotR, the ring floats, when it would really be the other way around

[@jwalster9412]

Atleast I know that I wouldn't be consumed if I tripped onto lava, I would just get third degree burns on one side of my body and possibly burn to death.

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

@@jwalster9412 Your skin would melt and adhere to the surface of the lava as you struggle to stand up. Skin is pretty lipid heavy so basically think bacon in a frying pan except its you and probably not part of a nostalgic breakfast (though it may smell like one).

[@spicytacomc1647]

The final line hit me HARD. This is unironically a cinematic masterpiece.

[@Das_Carstel]

My english is not so good, what did he say in the end?

[@Chokun-Gaming]

@spud *grow a mus-

[@citra1885]

@spud we have to accept the fact real life Mumbo don't have moustache:(

[@ryles5069]

for me the video ends before he finishes the sentence

[@timwoods2852]

So glad Mumbo is able to do these fun blip videos again. He genuinely sounds like he's having fun again!

[@Deltacarygirl]

“Skeletons don’t exist.” -Mumbo Jumbo, 2022

[@TomFarris-s9b]

“I hope spiders aren’t 1.4 meters tall” -somebody who’s never heard of Australia

[@RhelrahneTheIdiot]

The funny part about fall damage and water in Minecraft is that water actually acts in a opposite manner in real life depending on how high you've jumped from, from the top of a house into a meter of water (all full blocks are 1m cubed) is probably safe even though you will feel it but hitting it at higher speeds is more akin to slamming head first into concrete and will more likely than not kill you.

[@darknesswave100]

Yeah it's why when people dive from a higher point they either go straight in headfirst or feet first to limit the surface area so you kinda slip into the water. If you belly flop you probably would be dead from a decent hight

[@jakeee7608]

That’s why professional divers usually dive into water with bubbles

[@LucyTheBox]

@@chinglesscheddar Not really, it doesn't take all that much before hitting water does about the same amount of damage as hitting solid ground. However, it's actually better to hit solid ground, because when your bones inevitably break from this fall, if you were to survive the impact, you would very likely still die if you hit water, because I don't think you'll be doing much swimming after such an ordeal

[@qwertydesigns2485]

@@LucyTheBox lmao i love the vocabulary in this comment.

[@rohan_rules5052]

because it holds its surface tension in the split second that you die

[@DrDaniTV]

I would LOVE to watch Mumbo talk about 50 oddly accurate things about Minecraft.

[@triPocoPi9576]

Yes

[@Zolarys.727]

Same here

[@robertk2194]

This is classic Mumbo Jumbo

[@tienesmalaliento]

Yes and I miss it

[@crimsonfilms5962]

Bro wrote this before he even read the title😂

[@gungungun9yago]

@@tienesmalaliento agreed

[@Jazzin96]

Yes. Mumbo burning himself is classic.

[@alasdair2055]

And we All know that a video that starts with the phrase “This is a stupid Video” is very classic mumbo

[@spg1014]

6:27 Another interesting tidbit about TNT: if 1 block of TNT is 1.6 tonnes, then an entire double chest filled with 54 shulker boxes each filled with 27 stacks of TNT blocks would have a yield of 152,372.2 tonnes. For comparison, the bomb that was dropped on Hiroshima was 13,607 tonnes.

[@ooooggll]

I'm glad Mumbo is working on random stuff he's inspired to do rather than feeling forced to make Hermitcraft.

[@yuugur666]

Same. I'd love to see him back, since I believe he has never said that hes dropping it, and I expect hes doing it at least some behind the scenes during the crossover, but even if not, it's good that hes back at all because that means he didnt completely burn himself out of it.

[@nper4lta]

Same, I would rather him take a break from Hermitcraft rather than quit.

[@markg.7174]

Washed

[@faizwee4471]

'imprisoning the people of your village and forcing them to work for you is generally frowned upon' favourite mumbo quote ever

[@DefinitelyNotOmegon]

As someone who ran a 38 minute 10k once, I appreciate being referred to as an "elite runner"

[@seandoesstuff4172]

That's pretty nice. (To all you Americans, that's like 6.2 miles)

[@mysticalmaid]

Impressive time

[@fishecod2552]

@@seandoesstuff4172 races are one of the few things we actually do in metric... unless we are talking about the mile/2 mile race, which is really just the 1600 and 3200.

[@legostarwarrex0853]

Over here there is a lot of people who run 10 miles at least were I am from

[@lirich0]

@@legostarwarrex0853 so? I could run 100 miles in under a year, you’re gonna want to be more specific

[@farfennug]

“Imprisoning the people of your village and forcing them to work for you is generally frowned upon” - Mumbo Me: Wait I’m NOT supposed to do that?!

[@topaz_topacio]

Glad to see you getting back into Minecraft. Even more glad that you’ve taken time for yourself. Thanks for being awesome! :D

[@vortmort9020]

Same, Mumbo is one of the most funny Minecraft KZbinrs!

[@masterninja4242]

I am sorry to see that as your replies, I hope they go away, and I also agree with you

[@vortmort9020]

@@masterninja4242 ik

[@shaunacall4685]

The writing! This was such a well executed narration. References to past seasons, funny bits,a thieving cow, actual research… I enjoyed this immensely!

[@DisasterAster]

+

[@PrimRoseLane]

Also note: Since players fit in a 1x2x1 block area, they are less than 2 cubic meters total, and the head MUST be less than 1x1x1 meter in size, most likely around .8 cubic meters. Another fine side note: 1 block of gold (1 cubic meter) would be 19,282 Kilos of gold. Since Steve (and mumbo) seem able to move these around with ease, obviously those 40 inch+ biceps get put to good use.

[@paulelderson934]

I think he said two meters around, so that's a 50cm high and 50cm wide head.

[@LeoTheDarkAngel]

Mumbo mentioning installing a kitchen with a furnace that cannot be moved now has me thinking about Thor running a kitchen-appliances service where he will move your furnace 🤦🏻‍♂

[@Jzombi301]

or what if he just drops his hammer on things to make sure it doesnt get stolen

[@giieko6361]

4:38 Interesting fact, there actually were spider-like creatures around this size which existed millions of years ago: eurypterids, an extinct group of aquatic arthropods. Megarachne, a member of this group which resembles spiders pretty closely, could grow to half a meter. Jaekelopterus was one of the largest at 3 meters, but it looked more like an aquatic scorpion on crack. That said, we also have things like spider crabs which exist today at the bottom of the ocean; including their legs, they can span 4 meters across.

[@thegooseking818]

There’s also Australia

[@TheRandomizerYT]

Glad I did not exist back then with my buddy size spiders :')

[@dogdog357]

So, because arthopods can grow based on how much oxygen is present, and all of the arthropods that we see are massive compared to real life, we gotta consider just how much oxygen is in the air

[@Ejkenshsjejehsu.]

There were also centipedes twice as long as alligators

[@spencerjacobsen329]

Nopenopenopenopenopenope

[@MyNameIsX]

Mumbo’s incredible style and skill beyond is beyond human comprehension and ascends me to another plane of existence.

[@robertAGC]

This is great. I’ve often thought how a visitor to the Minecraft universe would describe it to Earthlings. The thing I get hung up on is water. A single one-meter block will flow infinitely. Two blocks can form two more blocks. Water can be consumed infinitely without depleting the source. Etc.

[@TH_Zireael2077]

Kind of surprised you completely overlooked the fact that a bucket essentially has an infinite amount of water/lava if you use it from a high place.

[@ThisFreakingDuck]

Or, while he was talking about oak trees, the fact that (shocker) they drop acorns and not apples.

[@RedIceberg]

I actually view minecraft items as more like teleportation tokens, which would make a few of these make a bit of sense (since all items act the same, they probably are the same)

[@classified_5701]

They are like banknotes... A tiny amount of notes for a large amount of gold in banks

[@aart7736]

what do you mean by "teleportation tokens"

[@YounesLayachi]

@@aart7736 when placing down blocks, you use the token to summon the block (teleport it from somewhere else)

[@RedIceberg]

@@aart7736 when you place one down, it's consumed and a block is "teleported" in its place. Saying that an item is the block itself makes no sense, bc then why do anvil items float? The item itself must be different from the block, and since all items act the same way, they probably are in essence the same thing.

[@aart7736]

@@RedIceberg i really wanna put "BuT hEy! ThaT'S jUsT a ThEOry! A GaMe ThEoRy!!!" at the end of that comment

[@ailurusray]

Minecraft being imperfect is one of the best things about it, you barely even notice it when playing but when you realise the little things its amazing! P.s - I would just like to thank Grians chat for telling me about this video xD

[@Datboss1011]

same lol

[@Inanis_snail]

Samee

[@cube416]

same

[@racheldenne3873]

Same

[@Isjdhdjis]

Same!

[@XimDrops]

100% honesty: I was subscribed to Mumbo for idek how many years but I never watched his videos (other than for redstone tutorials and possibly Hermitcraft). But ever since his video about him taking a break and doing better for himself, I find myself watching every video. I'm happy for you, bud, you deserve this.

[@Kamirasu]

LMAO EVEN THE NSFW BOT IS DISAPPOINTED

[@Malkontent1003]

I mean. I did the same thing. So well done for actually coming back!

[@Zireael83]

@@Kamirasu :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[@aneff8135]

this is such a perfectly organized video it’s so satisfying. like the basic premise of the game is impossible and yet he managed to find 50 distinct and interesting differences to point out

[@davidl.8722]

This is great. It’s kinda visible how the whole video spawned from the last fact which in itself probably came into mind after competing in that November beard growing challenge. I love it

[@thedetonator9695]

What was the last one?

[@R0cketTurtle]

@@thedetonator9695 He said that he can't actually grow a mustache.

[@QueroJogarUmJogo]

The relevation of real life Mumbo not being able to grow a mustache was SHOCKING. Where are all the news reporters bringing this LIVE on TV?!

[@ailurusray]

I love how strange minecraft really is, you would never even notice these things if you were just playing normally

[@MDHaughton]

@8:40 This is however disgustingly close to the way chickens are farmed on an industrial scale.

[@nicholaschapdelaine6432]

My wife and I are so overjoyed to watch your videos again. I really hope you read all of the comments because I want to share our journey with you. Your redstone videos are what got me hooked and then your season 7 base caught my wife's eye while I had you on one day. Very shortly after, season 8 started, and we were hooked. Your fun with Grian led us to third life which is where we became curious about Scar. Proceeding to binge both Grian and Scar's third life series we had to check out their season 8. Long story short, we now watch every new video from a majority of the Hermitcraft crew, both Hermitcraft and others as well. We are constantly meeting more creators through everyone's videos... But we have you, Mumbo Jumbo, to thank for our nightly entertainment and escape from the world around us. Thank you for your quick cuts that very much are engaging with our ADHD. Thank you for being you, we love when your personality shines and that you took the time to take care of yourself and have what I'm sure was a great adventure. We have missed you so unbelievably much. We also struggle with anxiety, perfectionism, and the worst task paralysis, and like all the executive dysfunction. So we both really appreciate the example you're setting of taking care of yourself. We love you so much and want the best for you whether it's on KZbin or not. We definitely wanted to give you the bragging rights of being THE reason why we are now addicted to Minecraft videos. THANK YOU MUMBO JUMBO!!! We are so happy to see you again ❤️❤️❤️

[@soul_whatsoul]

The wholesomeness level here, just through the roof-

[@ednygma1096]

@@soul_whatsoul agree

[@AndreChaosweapon]

I hope Docm77 is in the crew you're watching, if not hurry up! Technical redstone and breaking minecraft is the Doc main mission!

[@zo0m524]

It's awesome that you're happy and all... But isn't that a waste of your life? Watching every single hermit must be really rough and time consuming

[@gamerluke6248]

@@zo0m524 well I'm sure they do it when they have time, like watching a movie with his wife before they sleep but instead of a movie it is HermitCraft

[@jayxone]

5:45 13 cubic metres of dirt have a mass of approximately 19.5 tonnes. The fact that pistons can push 12 cubic metres of any block (including gold) is already insane

[@monsterupdatewhen]

the piston also moves at the same speed every time, not varying with different block types, which is even more ridiculous

[@Owen_loves_Butters]

But the piston itself is 1 cubic meter large

[@Sun_BearsRV]

Hold up, bedrock, obsidian, crying obsidian, command blocks, reinforced deep slate, structure blocks, end portal frames, barriers, borders, structure void, end portals, beacons, and netherite blocks can’t be pushed by pistons.

[@Jzombi301]

@@Sun_BearsRV and furnaces

[@nothing-mm8ui]

@@Sun_BearsRV chests and hoppers as well

[@Living_Murphys_Law]

It's really crazy when you compare the two. I never noticed how many fantasy elements real life has that aren't actually in Minecraft.

[@emeraldiron7545]

username checks out

[@fandomaddict505]

Id like to note that silverfish are another hostile mob that exists in real life, they’re just smaller and much more docile

[@williamdrum9899]

Also they're not able to kill you and don't tear down your house if you hit one

[@PeamThePanda]

@@williamdrum9899 As far as we know

[@alientonone7220]

Literally will want that part two where you just point to the whole creative chart, stating “doesn’t exist.” Your random prattles happen to be where I find my comfort.

[@paubuigues4363]

4:22 But Mumbo, skeletons do exist. One of them is closer to you than you would think...

[@B1LLC1PH3R]

LMAO

[@ILoveMath_Cats_Coding]

💀

[@matthewboire6843]

Good point

[@GummiiBearzz]

Yeah mumbo, he’s inside your home actually.

[@nekomimicatears]

He might even be inside You!

[@Jasper11037]

4:39 as an australian i can say, spiders can grow way bigger than that. for reference the funnleweb on the ride at janbaroo action park is actually the size of a real spider.

[@wish]

mormons won't like the "you probably won't respawn when you die" part

[@Dkgow]

Then they need to stop moving their beds around and leave them in one spot.

[@Sganzz]

Who else is very happy that mumbo had a needed break?

[@googleuser-lb5br]

comment about the video

[@ivanvandermerwe2750]

He deserved it

[@Gerard134]

i am

[@Outasteroid]

agreed

[@ilverdsgames3819]

Me

[@amppari_234]

26th one The height of an oak tree depends on it's enviroment. In Finland, oak trees usually grow to 3-4 meters tall. But when talking about the natural groth place of oak trees, what Mumbo said is true. Great to see another video from you.

[@NosyMo85]

But he completely ignored another big difference: Apples

[@ViciousVinnyD]

@@NosyMo85 Perhaps the minecraft oak trees are a hybrid breed of apple and oak? That might better explain how they're so short!

[@nkeller8387]

It's been a long time since I've seen one of these types of videos. When I first started watching Mumbo this is the type of stuff I watches a lot of, along with his Redstone videos. It's so refreshing to get another one of these.

[@yeeterdeleter0117]

I started watching redstone videos and some of these too. Now I’m here for the hermitcraft, but he isn’t playing anymore. Idk if he’ll start back again. I hope he does. Empires is weird tho

[@MCwithB]

this video made me smile. i took a break from playing minecraft around when you started your break, and ive just started up again and saw you returned as well. feels a little serendipitous to me

[@metaworld567]

“Shoving a bunch of cows into a 1 meter by 1 meter hole is probably illegal in real life.” Factory farming: *I’m about to end this man’s whole career*

[@jwalster9412]

Technically most farms in america only get 1 cow per Meter.

[@smc415]

@@jwalster9412"1 cow per meter" Petition to make that the standard unit for density, 1 cow is about 510kg, so something that is 1 cow per meter would be pretty dense

[@jwalster9412]

@@smc415 mehz rethinking a year old comment, you might be able to get 2 cows per a meter. Assuming a cow is 1/1/0.5

[@godofstuff5732]

4:27 I love how so many people overlook the silverfish as a real thing.

[@hyzmarie]

Ok I found some in my house once and for weeks I refused to go upstairs!

[@commpisto5948]

Mumbo calling the enslavement of villagers in real life "Generally frowned upon" made my day

[@Pirat46-o2n]

Would love a sequel to this about 50 things which are similar

[@xBambxx]

Thank you Grians stream chat for notifying me. Good to have ya back Mumbo!

[@Mihoshika]

They do transport lava/molten metals in buckets. They have special ones which more or less have electric heaters, and ones that effectively act as a thermos, to keep the temperature as stable as possible. It is possible to keep them molten for a good bit of time w/ these methods.

[@chrysanthemum8373]

Just wanted to say that I can tell you're enjoying your videos more. This was one of my favorite videos of yours just because I can tell you really liked making it. Great to see it, Mumbo!

[@Holphana]

So happy to see you back at it and making videos you enjoy rather than videos that pay the bills. I promise these videos will do just as well so keep being happy. ❤

[@AdeptMusician]

I can't believe Mumbo retconned the existence of skeletons from real life

[@mkks4559]

7:41 Actually, this is not confirmed, people have tried making a portal but they couldn’t find a flint and steel.

[@cooperhewett-marx7507]

What is really disturbing is the fact that mumbo had to research all of these things and (maybe) test them out. It is a wonder how he is still with us.

[@vinsplayer2634]

He tested out if imprisoning the people of your village and forcing them to work is generally frowned upon.

[@cooperhewett-marx7507]

@@vinsplayer2634 Oh... That is kind of suspicious. PS: Mumbo now officially lives in a village. Vins is a game(er) theorist. But that's just a theory.

[@raimengaming6086]

I'd argue that this is actually not a stupid video, but a rather good one considering it kept my attention for the whole time! (this is an impressive feat) I've only recently found your content and its very much enjoyable!

[@AnonAmyTheSilly]

Since when were "stupid" and "good" mutually exclusive?

[@ayaanahmad_]

I love the fact that a lot of these were perfectly clippable.

[@mello-by]

Perfectly animatable

[@jyotiradityashukla4569]

Those puns and one liners at the start of every video are gold lol...Martyn would be proud

[@bud56190]

Im so glad you included "unless you live in a high crime area". I was like yeah things won't just dissappear, they'll stay there. I didn't think of that and i got a chuckle.

[@Totally_Bonkers]

Let's not forget the fact that if one minecraft block is one meter, one minecraft world has more surface area than Neptune. The planet.

[@aurias42]

If they were, I'm concerned for you The level of shock humor in mumbo right now is unexpected and absolutely amazing, please more of mumbo dropping absolute bombs, I laughed so hard

[@violetmajesty]

I love how stepping away from Minecraft for a little bit has allowed you realize how weird it is. XD I remember one time, I was idly thinking, and the thought wandered across my mind that if I were to ever be poisoned, I could just drink milk. I instantly was like “Wait, isn’t that only in Minecraft, not reality?” and had to look it up to double check. 11 years of playing Minecraft does that to a person. XDXD

[@iglide]

True, never underestimate the power of idyl thoughts and long term Minecraft players

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

It actually is helpful to drink in some cases of poisoning! Every time I wash my dishes, I see on the bottle of soap that it says to drink water or milk as one of the precautions if you eat soap.

[@MrYeast102]

No, playing minecraft for 11 years does not do that to a person. That's just you being stupid.

[@mohammadhisham4087]

One time I was entering dark room but I backed away because I thought it could could spawn a zombie but I remembered that I'm in real life

[@jwalster9412]

Simetimes when I'm tired and it's dark out I have this impulsive "I Need To Sleep The Creepers Will Spawn" and then I Snape back to reality.

[@wkkkkk222]

This legitimately makes me rethink reality when I'm playing Minecraft; like, I feel completely captivated from the outside world, but maybe that's just me very very poorly multitasking.

[@aidancampbell1495]

8:57 “Oooo self burn! Those are rare!”

[@ninguem8947]

for years ive been asking myself 'what are 50 ways in which minecraft is different to real life?' and today my search for knowledge is brought to an end. thank you for your service, mr jumbo o7

[@BobOgden1]

I now feel that fact finding documentaries by Mumbo has to be a thing. We need the word explained!

[@robinrehlinghaus1944]

He's talented and learned enough to pull it off

[@biggiecheez37]

Thank you for explaining reality to us Mumbo! I really needed this

[@charlesmoulton9796]

That mustache bit at the end earns a sub.

[@suspiciouswolf933]

This is great that Mumbo posted a video in the middle of Grian’s stream So many people were saying “Oh no, Mumbo made a video, bye Grian.”

[@JimFromTheOffice69]

3:13 in the Netherlands any existing object taller than 10 meters is huge because we literally only have 1 official mountain and its only about 5 meters high enough to be considered a mountain.

[@ThatDutchKaj]

I love how after all these years of playing Minecraft Mumbo still doesn't know how to breed cows

[@Endersplitt]

51: in real life a redstone block would do 1 of 2 things: 1: do absoluely nothing but be a red 1m³ ...block. 2: turn into a blackhole due to it being essentially Infinite energy combacted into 1m³ cube.

[@JustJay1281]

Think what makes this video so entertaining is the fact that mumbo, seems to be genuinely having fun making it. I mean he admits it is a video about nothing, yet it is one of the most entertaining videos I've watched lately.

[@obamabingchilling]

0:40 *"Generally frowned upon"* What do you mean by that, Mumbo?

[@404fanfanboy]

😏

[@987mmr]

4:38 they do exist in real life my proof: Australia

[@PloverTechOfficial]

Meet The Huntsman Spider

[@987mmr]

@@PloverTechOfficial lol

[@matthewboire6843]

Sounds fake but than again it is australia

[@JoshyRB]

One of the most cursed things in Minecraft is that 1 source of water or lava, can turn into an infinite amount of water or lava. Like if you placed a water bucket off the side of a mountain, the entire mountain range will become covered in water, and the water will flow endlessly.

[@MysteriousSubstance]

The betrayal I felt once you said "In real life, I can't actually grow a mustache" was horrible. I had to rewatch the clip over and over to determine that it may in fact, be true. How could you do this to us!?!

[@1TW1-m5i]

This explains why he hasn't despite it being his character's icon

[@queasycarboy508]

That’s a really cool video, while doing some other research i found this: - one wheat plant doesn’t grow in 30 minutes - one egg will not be yielded in 5 minutes - you cannot press f3 irl - teleportation with enderpearls is impossible And a bunch of other stuff Contrary to popular belief, you can actually walk 15 km/h. It’s very hard, even for me, that i have ridicously long legs (105-110cm) but it is possible. Should i do a video for proof

[@MrMonkey2150]

Another thing to mention about that gold is that if it were to be placed all in one pile like that it would absolutely destroy whatever was under it since it would be incredibly heavy 😂

[@endnes.m]

I don't think gravity works like that-

[@MrMonkey2150]

@@endnes.m are you ok? Gold is very very heavy and would crush pretty much anything under it if it’s not supported very well

[@MrMonkey2150]

@@endnes.m if you want an example the bank in London that contains most of the worlds gold has reinforced floors for this very reason😂

[@endnes.m]

@@MrMonkey2150 yeah but I'm pretty sure the ground is compact enough to not just break somehow under weight of gold and also that's because they need a floor for the bank if you just don't have a floor the ground wouldn't cave in unless it's hollow or smth it's basic physics

[@MrMonkey2150]

@@endnes.m u realise that I’m not saying the ground would just disappear and travel through the ground under the weight right? It would destroy the ground under it, this is why houses are build on concrete

[@TwilightHero21]

Mumbo: 1 meter spiders don't exist Welcome to the land down under

[@Vertraic]

Depending on how you look at it, a cube of gold 22 meters (~70 feet) on a side sounds like a LOT of gold, but also not very much when you think that it is ALL THE GOLD EVER MINED in reality, lol. With all the gold jewelry, electronics, etc that are out there, it just feels like the total volume should be higher:D

[@juanfeit3129]

Until you convert that to mass and realize this cube would be so heavy it probably would cave itself into the earth

[@Vertraic]

@@juanfeit3129 ~187,000 metric tons. So yeah, that is a LOT of mass:D When you compare it to something like iron however (3 BILLION TONNES in 2019 alone!) it is not much:D

[@megacraftcat3969]

8:02 I guarantee that someone is going to take this out of context

[@stormchazer3068]

Just as Grian is streaming. But yeah, I know my priority, I am happy you are slowing making videos for us again!

[@jarvispoulton9652]

7:29 I would’ve started dying if he said “wow that cow is a true gem” afterwards

[@taurean6456]

7:16 that cow was eyeing the diamond so much😂

[@dooplets._.5776]

It's genuinely nice to see how visible his happiness is here, it makes me so happy.

[@taeurus]

This cannot be said enough

[@amelietheanomaly7]

I am so glad that he is motivated enough to start making videos again, I'm glad he didn't try to push through and burn himself out even more than he already felt.

[@Werewolf914]

That final difference has completely changed the way I see the world and has made me question my entire Reality, I always thought IRL Mumbo didn't have a mustache because he didn't want one, but he can't grow one? This is the most Earth shattering news I've ever heard.

[@WildBluntHickok]

I always thought he had a mustache in real life and it had just been CGIed off like Superman.

[@redbear2113]

Having to make counter weights for pistons would be interesting, Having to put density mechanics in the game would make it a bit easier than a 12 blocks behind to push 12 blocks forward mechanic.

[@williamdrum9899]

You'd probably be able to cheese it by putting a single piece of obsidian behind a piston to counterbalance a 12 block push

[@redbear2113]

@@williamdrum9899 If they added a density mechanic into the game different blocks would have different weights, so an obsidian block could still be ultra heavy and counterbalance for multiple of other blocks.