Funny Comebacks

[@nadzpasion7566]

I gotta admit...I kept saying *OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH* at the ones that burnt me the most.

[@roxannethechickennugget369]

Lol

[@kalaichelvithayalan9292]

Met not mine Australien box cry

[@jenyfertavera2728]

Same bro! Like at 0:50

[@nadzpasion7566]

Jenyfer Tavera Daaaaammmmmnnnnn

[@absndmamsmn]

Same lol😂😂

[@honvstly_rosa]

Such intelligent comebacks...the thing is I will forget them when the time comes by.

[@JesusGonzalez-mm8ut]

Ikr😔 And I don't like to study

[@sungbae3709]

Yes. Haha

[@pogdog86]

dude thats so true

[@spyroskokarakis9309]

Bruh screenshot it

[@hiitsme1276]

Yessss

[@brokenfrog2196]

Teacher: Why do I hear talking? Me: Because you have ears..

[@deleteduser6175]

SAME I SAID THAT 2 ONCE

[@samcabreros2454]

OOOOOOF TEACHER GOT ROASTED

[@stop9304]

Cus god gave me a mouth

[@r4ndomth1ngz]

OMFG LMAO my teacher says that all the time so when shes not super pissed ill prob say that

[@naigys]

ANONYMOUS too bad so sad

[@caseynase885]

Teacher:the bell doesn’t dismiss when you leave Me:then the bell doesn’t tell me when to go to class

[@its-zay3890]

Or just leave

[@its-zay3890]

I do it all the time

[@white4377]

@ray dakid ... -_-

[@SamersonT]

these aren't comebacks, these are people pretending to be clever in situations they will never get into.

[@bowserbowser3030]

Samiullah Khan they're still comebacks in realistic situations

[@9ndres]

Samiullah Khan ikr

[@lililala6382]

I got into one of these situations a lot if times

[@RhykoRiot]

Samiullah Khan like u

[@isabella5177]

They are comebacks ur trying to be clever in situations you will never get in to

[@Paytatochipz]

1: take out the trash 2: but i dont like taking you out

[@camistar3468]

Oooooof yasss Or you could say "I would, but I don't have enough money to take you out"

[@swagpoptart6532]

@@camistar3468 That would be an insult to yourself though...

[@alliexia6823]

@@swagpoptart6532 yeah

[@ryoryoryoryoo]

@@camistar3468 lol my comeback would be: "Well i would take out the trash but.. I don't like carrying trash just for you to get thrown in a whole failure like yourself"

[@ejqb16]

@@camistar3468 that sounds like you're gonna take someone on a date but you are too poor :/

[@JG-lr2nj]

Mom "GO READ" Son *turns on subtitles* XD

[@juanafaded3737]

Rg Playz I get it

[@lailaloo1048]

+1,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos lol u just have 7subs, not even close

[@burakakbay374]

Clorox Bleach Hi clorox 😆

[@ayatokirishima]

omg yeah xDD

[@ella6634]

Rg Playz I just look at memes

[@knoxzaya9127]

I'm the type of person that only dreams of saying this to my ratchet teacher

[@keciagilbert9286]

@Amina Ibrahim shut up

[@leospotions1133]

Amina Ibrahim no she doesn't

[@TheRealFocalors]

@Amina Ibrahim no.

[@leospotions1133]

@Amina Ibrahim you have the name of a teacher in my school which is also my neighbor AHAHA

[@TheRealFocalors]

@Amina Ibrahim i don't hate all my teachers, just the ones who make me depressed.

[@moreno88ify]

Mom: Clean your room! Son: Its MY room! Mom: Its MY house! Son: If its your house, go clean it!

[@TheDavis2211]

yes

[@supergirl41]

lmao rekt 😂

[@CottonSpotten]

YES XD XD

[@yourgoodfellowquentin4418]

Winner!

[@vixid-mtg7691]

W

[@Lily-zd6yf]

This is just a tutorial on how to make people hate you.

[@diondee4890]

true!

[@Lily-zd6yf]

@DarkKlayGM okay thanks?

[@newbestfriend5867]

So something I want and need.

[@itsurmom2256]

They already do so it's fun to make them hate me more

[@hanin6153]

500th like

[@adl1115]

New title 10+ ways to get suspended

[@mie1ee]

ADL111 yep

[@firekittyannabanana2623]

Exactly

[@hellothere10yearsago97]

Agreed

[@loppyhero7196]

More like expelled

[@diondee4890]

not a good title, that's one way to get suspended mixed with ways to do that.

[@okaminy6327]

When a teacher say the test is easy say this *because you have the answers*

[@josephdennis-h8c]

"C'mon things could be worse". "Yeah you could be here".

[@cocoaandi154]

Or if you fail a test and the teacher is yelling at you, tell them they didn’t teach you good enough

[@crazytomato1089]

@@cocoaandi154 when you fail a test just say you failed to teach

[@ratillaarl1123]

Im a quiet person and if somebody asks.. "Why are you so quiet?" I say "Why are you so noisy?"

[@mariamelsalmy2091]

I'd say 'I talk but not to u'

[@cenkkinqzzzz3002]

Beacuse we arent awkward

[@huntedjaguar7101]

Aww your hard

[@lucien5319]

I'd say "Oh, I don't know! Because I know when to shut up."

[@dirtyrottenimbecile13]

Nah you gotta say, why the fuck won’t your dad comeback

[@reyna7175]

Who else is supposed to be doing their h.w

[@autumncarroll6886]

Miyu Martinez Me, ima fail tommorow

[@jadrobe3492]

Me lol Im supposed to be studying for exams

[@reyna7175]

xXRoCraftGamezXx Same mine's on Friday I wish you luck

[@reyna7175]

Creamy Waffles Don't worry I'm pretty sure you're going to do great

[@siennas7609]

I just realized me?!!!!

[@growghosg9034]

If a kid asks you: Why r u so ugly? Tell them: Im you from the future

[@nhihuynh9608]

What if the kid was a boy and you are a girl

[@videogameguy9093]

+Nhi Huynh It works better

[@dankflutertooter4676]

+Videogameguy909 LOL

[@nhihuynh9608]

+Videogameguy909 what? ._.

[@videogameguy9093]

+Nhi Huynh It's more of an insult.

[@Vorlix]

Teacher: What are u looking at Me: An undiscovered species

[@nameisrango]

Highly Underrated

[@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140]

What?

[@Vorlix]

@Sonic Gamer got to be kidding look at ur pfp

[@just_chilling1905]

my fav 😂😂😂😂

[@josephjoestar5823]

I’m you, but more delicious 🤤

[@DominicNieves]

I must study these comebacks so when someone tries to roast me I can roast them back 10 times harder.

[@nnextccode8456]

LikeThisComment me 2 xD

[@javierhuerta12]

LikeThisComment i

[@sikauze]

LikeThisComment Fr y I'm here

[@baccabub7175]

LikeThisComment I agree

[@ariyannasanders7872]

facts

[@gyunginn9642]

And now all the 8 and 9 year olds here are all gonna go try it out in school

[@마스터킹-p5x]

Dont say ur age boi LOL ur a 1st grader and im 4th grader and your lying that u probably 6th grader

[@gyunginn9642]

Roblox 1762 92 k ur defo a 4th grader, having ur name with roblox, "ur lying" and calling me a 1st grader, im 14 in the 9th grade so it wouldnt be fair if i violate a kid who commits for games like minecraft and roblox

[@gachaalstra6608]

I’m in 4th grade and I don’t say “ur” so he’s probably telling the truth. (Btw I’m 9 so that offended me ;-;)

[@gyunginn9642]

CaziiMon Playz yep, uve also proved that ur in the 4th grade with the way u acted

[@luigiboy72]

Xx1tzM3rkzxX "having ur name with roblox" Never knew anything related to roblox is wrong/bad

[@sharondaniels3829]

my favourate joke "FAIL" "no one asked for your life story" 😂😂

[@camistar3468]

Yes! Same! I WILL say that to one of the boys In my class >:D

[@kobexgigilegends3557]

Ok

[@_username]

"haha, you failed" "so did your dad's condom" 😂😂😂

[@josephdennis-h8c]

"Boy you're so ugly you make God want to commit genocide on disabled people".

[@mariflorordanza5924]

@@camistar3468 aight hows the result from 4 years

[@carson3838]

If a teacher ever says “ why do I hear talking?” Just say cause you got ears

[@dylaneakes5762]

boy 1 : why are you staring at me boy 2 : because I'm trying to find your hair line

[@littlemixandcharlieputh1603]

Dylan Eakes you should day "because I'm trying to look for the point of you"

[@dylaneakes5762]

its just a joke

[@washedaway43]

Dylan Eakes LOL

[@bowserbowser3030]

Dylan Eakes lol perrie knows

[@eli8637]

Dylan Eakes Weak.

[@mattat3847]

99% of these would get u killed at my school

[@mistyeye6198]

right

[@katsukis]

matty amicaterra SAME!!!

[@speedybeastplayzroblox8736]

matty amicaterra lol

[@angad757]

Because they all have your mom type jokes or bad word jokes.

[@wolfman2243]

matty amicaterra xd

[@Ruby-kt5du]

Suck it I’m sorry small objects are a choking hazard That had me dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@xxsadiemichellexx458]

Sameeee 😂🤣🤣😭

[@dxpressedweaboo3422]

OMG THAT WAS RIGHT WHERE I HAD IT PAUSED AT! XD

[@releasethehounds9945]

Dxpressed weaboo SAME LMFAO

[@dxpressedweaboo3422]

Releasethehounds omfg XD

[@ooooo2680]

Lol

[@pavelgrimaldo1196]

Me: Stop being mean to me Bully: make me Me: your mom already made that mistake

[@zovex8547]

Ummm it means when the person was born it was a mistake.

[@gamingwhit917]

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

[@PandasutikkuDesu]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS STUFF!

[@just_chilling1905]

OOOOOOOOOOOH ROOOOAAAAST

[@aaliyah-77t]

@@dawg2921 STOOPIT

[@elisebolton673]

yeah...they are good comebacks...but if you actually said this to your teacher... your dead

[@trofficial2239]

Elise Bolton ikr

[@minimewestrope464]

Yeeeep im already in trouble from my own teacher. If i said this most of my classmates would die laughing xD

[@elisebolton673]

Minime Westrope lol

[@ypc_jo]

Elise Bolton bruh defenitly my teacher bro, she act all gang and shit bro noone fucks with her ,she supposedly in the "hood"

[@linusalbertsuarez443]

Ill go yolo to the teacher

[@soap4780]

Me and my friends’ conversations: Shut up. No. Ok. Haha

[@cobus81]

🙄

[@ronalddado9332]

Cuz hes or she is a teacher

[@KazukiVA]

Relatable

[@qwwerekxksix]

@@cobus81 What? You have Friends?? (Lol it's a joke)

[@cobus81]

Lil meow meow's being a cute ass cat doesn’t even make sense

[@lowzerk]

Someone said im talking to much i said "and your living to much"

[@kingjr4880]

Thanks cuz ppl at my school say u talk too much

[@lowzerk]

@ȽűṅaʾĢãçḩą i mean they being a dick at first so 😕

[@chrisr03]

@ȽűṅaʾĢãçḩą You literally have _no_ sense of humor -_-

[@chrisr03]

@ȽűṅaʾĢãçḩą That's the joke smh

[@mayovanexrodriguez2950]

If I talked to much let me know we can talk about it

[@shadowspector3611]

Authority figure: I'm not done talking! Me: well I'm done listening.

[@wabradt]

Bully: wacha lookin’ at Me: the mistake to mama made

[@katied2215]

Person: you’re annoying Me:What? Person: You are annoy- Me:Huh?! Person: YOU ARE ANNOYI- Me: STOP IT! you’re annoying me🙄

[@layladraws925]

Averiana _heart_Of_Flames Um that’s really quite rude

[@layladraws925]

Averiana _heart_Of_Flames ok well just wait a bit until u ask for someone’s age

[@chronicjointpain810]

Copied

[@cap4457]

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[@manglegaming3652]

Layla Draws that's the friggin point of comebacks Edit:and thx for 1 like

[@09vette]

1:35 Wow, I really need to use that!

[@grevengriff8609]

Chaos cringy

[@tawhidahmed1038]

Chaos ikr samee

[@sobbingwebxo]

XD

[@koraii_centuria]

0:49

[@catgods811]

No cuz people will thank its yours *BUT ITS NOT* just dont cuz now i thank your joks are other peoples ;-;

[@somiaali8628]

Me: im gonna roast everyone at school Alsome: *forgets everything in 5 mins

[@VoidRays2665]

That's me

[@polar-east]

If someone calls you Ugly. Have a good comeback and say *_"Sorry, I'm not a mirror."_*

[@micanp3284]

Ow mah gawd THATS SAVAGE

[@rageclan2648]

Ultimate Dumpster or say No U

[@r1tzy5551]

@@rageclan2648 that's weaker

[@dekuizuku3433]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Choco-re1tr]

That's the worst comeback ever, everyone says it!

[@preciousk-m4t]

'You're ugly' 'Aww thanks I was trying look like you today'

[@monicasharma321]

RainbowGamez Thanks for the comeback, I'm saying that to my brother

[@sanyasartorius3726]

RainbowGamez ded😂👌

[@narwhalgaming1860]

Wtf are you 12

[@brrow5598]

ive seen that so many times in vids copy boy

[@GNNandmoreYoutube]

You look gay That's not a very good pick up line

[@NoughtEcho]

once my teacher told me to say why I was late so I said *because someone told me to go to hell,couldn't find it at first but now im here* TIP-U get suspended

[@mrmrd3131]

Explosive lol

[@buongiorno6096]

Explosive I've heard this already get out of class

[@fConRaas]

Explosive Note to self do not copy vines as your own joke

[@phoenics0912]

Explosive That ones fucking good😂😂

[@devilguysadboi5587]

Explosive thats been overused

[@quittt4]

mean fat person: "YOU'RE FAT!" Comeback: "If you ran as much as your mouth did, you'd be in good shape.

[@s6hizo]

I said that to someone before 😂

[@picklejuice560]

@@s6hizo omg what happened when u said that? 😂

[@s6hizo]

@@picklejuice560 he had nothing to say he just walked away

[@picklejuice560]

@@s6hizo omg lol

[@Teah126]

@@s6hizo r/thathappened

[@rhys3512]

Bully: you look like an egg. Me: well at least eggs get laid. Bully: well at least i got my first kiss. Me: your mom dosn't count. Bully: *runs off crying*

[@rhys3512]

sorry if bad

[@kristijan3728]

xfirelessdraggonx ko it's bad

[@ginabarber7988]

@@burnkern "You Look Up Cheesy Insults Online to make it seem as though you were bright enough to think them yourself." Well the only time id be looking up a cheesy insult is when words cannot be eaten

[@Idk-xm2ng]

@@ginabarber7988 it is lame because your roasts wont make sense until u get your hairline straight

[@rain-yu4qr]

Can everybody here stop fighting? None of you had proof she or he searched it up. She/he may of thought of it but it’s on the internet already. just *stop* Please? (I think it’s a he) smh

[@bmedeiros1752]

You wanna hear a joke Me too

[@daredevilstrikes1909]

Nitro Brady boiiii

[@shadowpizza2127]

Nitro Brady s

[@gluecan3337]

Lol

[@riotradarada]

Nitro Brady, perfect 👌👌 👏👏

[@cassie8665]

Nitro Brady I actually chuckled at this.

[@hankfratus7052]

The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do. Response. Then it doesn't tell me when you arrive either

[@usaprojectx]

Halliebear Fraighttraighn nice one!!!

[@bruhnotused5137]

Halliebear Fraighttraighn ohhh ohh roasted XD

[@matsuyamakitty]

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Me: Why are you teaching during my conversation? Teacher: Are you talking back to me? Me: Isn’t that how a conversation works? Teacher: Where is your homework anyway? Me: At home? Teacher: And what is it doing there exactly?! Me: Having a hella lot more fun than me.

[@DarkReaperElite]

Nice

[@sillaybillay123]

Wow

[@suneaterbahamas8309]

Say I'm pretty sure that's how talking works

[@sue3912]

Oh mah gawd lmao XD

[@delani655]

Hhahhahaaaaaaa

[@nate-dc9gn]

This video should really be called 1st grader's official guide

[@fatfish5534]

Lmfao

[@infamouspickle1342]

WHEEZE

[@szxiecrazy7394]

So I indicate you’re a first grader who’s Obsessed with Apex 👏👏👏👏

[@tiffxiez]

Boomer roasts :|

[@jt8892]

Fr

[@jaydah1998]

Someone: "Biiiiitch!" Me: *sarcastically says* "woof"

[@parisgoss920]

He he he... That's hilarious! 😝

[@supasf]

Blue Wolfe that'll make you the butt of the joke or "the roasted one" and will just prove his point.

[@katlikescutekittens6278]

*Female Dog*

[@PolishGuy]

dude that is old english that joke is outdated

[@cart1sluvr]

SuperIsakSwahn Um bitch still means female dog today. And then people started to use the term as a swear word. It still means female dog tho 😂

[@trackerjacker0]

- "oh wow nice comeback" -"if you wanted comeback, go scrape it of your mums teeth" old but effective

[@trackerjacker0]

***** i first heard it like 4 years ago...id still use it tho if the opportunity came up

[@updated5709]

You're not kidding that one is old. First time I hear that was about 5 years ago. Brings back some memories. Me and this dude were having an argument, in which he said my comeback was shit, then we both went in for: Him: You would have better luck getting comeback from your mum's face. Me: If I wanted comeback, then I would have gotten it off of your mum's chin. AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME.

[@aperson4189]

British Comedian made that one.. I'll get back with the name.

[@aperson4189]

Jimmy Carr.

[@buddyjesus3720]

+A Person Yep

[@joonies_dimples]

Someone random: your so quiet. My comeback: no one plans a murder out loud do they.

[@kenzyyy.m]

.maybe not.

[@alexyanes823]

Guy who lost a game: THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY CONTROLLER! Winner: Yeah it's the guy holding it. Terroriser 2017

[@xAngeloftheDark]

Alex Yanes 😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG I LOVE THIS ONE

[@mug2532]

Alex Yanes hahahaha

[@justzack641]

Very underrated comment

[@nonon8952]

Alex Yanes lol

[@thegamingwolf6418]

Random kid:your trash Me: wow thanks for rating me better than you

[@peterstvg7483]

10 year old alert

[@quiitenx7902]

@Gacha Tunss because then your not a real 9 year old to join Pewdiepie's army. Jk

[@devlovemongoose]

I should use this. This kid in my class calls people trash

[@leyaskingdom6111]

2 year old alert 🚨🚨

[@ameliatorres5961]

I'm gonna try this

[@karthikvk4888]

The 7K who disliked, are the people I used this on :))

[@ESON11HD]

Karthik V K yep I agree with u

[@Ҝ122]

Karthik V K u roasted 7000 people cool

[@legend12x6]

Karthik V K I ROASTED 7001 ha GOT EM

[@carolnachar8646]

Oooooh dang roasted 😂👌👌👍👍👍

[@queenkxo-gv2km]

Karthik V K 😂😂😂

[@Mary-cm3nd]

I have a comeback story against teachers: Teacher: no talking during class! Student: no teaching during my conversation! Teacher: your gonna be kicked out of this school if you keep behaving like this! Student: at least you'll be kicked out of my life! Teacher: I should have a little talk with your mom! Student: my mom cant solve all your problems ya know! Teacher: that's it! Two week suspension! Student: finally I have a way to miss school! Teacher: I'll be sending your homework over those weeks! Student: and I'll be throwing those down a river over those weeks! Teacher: I'm keeping you after school! Student: sorry but I cant make it because I have a life Teacher: you think I want to stay here with you!?!? Student: its not like you have anyone to go home to! Teacher: THATS IT! DETENTION!!!! Student: while I'm living it up in detention away from you.... you'll be teaching 26 other me's Teacher: enjoy working at McDonalds ! Student: at least they pay a better salary than your's! Teacher: Your never getting into college! Student: I dont want to go somewhere where I'm gonna end up like you thinking I'd get better! Teacher: why dont you hurry to detention! Student: why dont you hurry to the plastic surgeon! Teacher: (slaps students face) Students: EWWWW!!!! Your gonna spread the ugly disease! Teacher: you cant get what you already have! Student: awww so cute, your starting to learn beginner come backs! Teacher: I learned from you Student: and to think that I can teach something in a minute when you cant teach anything in a year! Teacher: I'm ending this right now, good bye you stinking brat! Student: what a wimp. Cant think of anymore comebacks or cant take anymore being thrown at you Teacher: ... Student: giving me the silent treatment eh? Finally you stop talking! Teacher: I might as well fail you! Student: trying to be brave? Well the principal might as well fire you for not teaching us anything Teacher: I quit my job!!!! Student: Damn it, you already beat me to working at McDonald's... guess I'll have to work somewhere else! Teacher: you can take my job when your older! Student: at least the students would love me unlike you Teacher: good bye you misshapened alligator Student: hopefully not in a loooooong while you ugly, filthy crocodile Edit: guys please 👍this comment... it took half an hour to come up with this whole thing 😤

[@HAHA-ix9vx]

🤣🤣🤣👌

[@allisonandjt4368]

Bro let's get this man up to 1k Great job

[@stavcy]

It's great but dang poor teacher

[@Mary-cm3nd]

@@stavcy lol

[@Mary-cm3nd]

@@allisonandjt4368 thank you!!

[@riyamalhabshi9224]

0:38 the girl who’s sitting on the front side of the table has a bow that looks exactly like her ears so it looks like she has a long ear 😂😂

[@diymouse4606]

OMG IT DOES !!!! 🤣

[@irondiamond9959]

Yeeeee

[@gamergoddess9929]

Lol

[@sashaw7064]

LOL

[@etherheaded]

Oh yeah true, also in 0:38 the teacher has no shoes and no socks

[@michaelkotsano1583]

Comeback Roses are red violets are blue i loved life just not with you You will get dumped

[@rainbaiyu]

Michael Kotsano comebacks to girls who call u ugly. Roses are red Your heart is black Also your chest is as flat as your back :)

[@onedirectionspotato9597]

Michael Kotsano violets are purple

[@SNOLLYS]

@@onedirectionspotato9597 No voilets are voilets

[@cringecroissant5592]

Michael Kotsano this isnt a comeback Einstein

[@pron29]

A better comeback for "Why are you so quiet?" would be "Im trying to save my voice for more important people." idk. Is that dumb?

[@emilydarksparks3546]

Mr Meaty hand them a note saying "only smart people can hear me"

[@emilydarksparks3546]

ElectrifyTV i dont know if you were calling youself dumb or trying to make a bad insult...

[@emilydarksparks3546]

ElectrifyTV its a comeback for real life...

[@jadenmajors4481]

Mr Meaty that's good😁....I was gonna go with "because if I open my mouth I might bight of my lips because I'm so hungry!!!!"you like it I came up with it?😜

[@rslongshot7453]

Sorry Jaden, that's not that much of a roast.

[@austinhudson6866]

I drew a koala once and this guy in my class says “That looks ugly” and I said “Oh well that sucks cause I tried to make it look like you.”

[@Moneyyrich]

XD

[@loveladydiana]

Omg 😂

[@loveladydiana]

@@baconboiii67 LOL 😂

[@user-ye9bc7nw2c]

@@baconboiii67 dumbass

[@baconboiii67]

@@user-ye9bc7nw2c Sorry if you didn't like my Comment i deleted it

[@charlietruby1245]

The people who put thumbs down on the video where teachers

[@owenpalmer6845]

Charlie Truby no just anyone with a sanity

[@grandebutera7283]

*were*

[@Bxnjilo]

*Or bullies that got roasted by one of these lol*

[@monkey83monkey]

I put the thumb down because these r shit insults

[@gabbybutler8028]

*were

[@domenicconci3892]

My teacher asked why did you fail your test and I said why didn't you educate me properly Then I got suspended

[@konqueror9626]

Legend

[@sidsy7173]

you are my inspiration

[@emilyflack2904]

No

[@llt6977]

DomoRulz no you failed the test cause you're stupid, end of. Not their fault, you deserve it.

[@lobsterthelobster2854]

LLT Are you saying you can know how to complete a test without ever being taught anything?

[@therealmvp8662]

the just ask your sister one is maaaddddd

[@-RandomPlayer56-]

this is the best one yet

[@camjo244]

just ask your sister would imply your talking to your child, and you wouldnt be saying that to your child and if you have a child then it would be obvious your not a virgin

[@nguyenn7729]

are you trying to be smart?

[@pigfacelord9850]

hey Alfie who is AIRLITE 400

[@therealmvp8662]

pigfacelord ?

[@ImCreamyDarn]

Smart phones smart watches smart tablets *When will they start making smart people?*

[@amythebookworm2583]

oooooooooo😎

[@zzkateka]

until I settle their grave with flowers.

[@arthurdickson5011]

Cringe.......

[@cr4tt3mndt71]

Oop-

[@whitewolfgaming6087]

@@zzkateka go get em *man behind the slaughter*

[@issy1038]

Someone said to me ' why are you so quiet? ' I said, ' Oh, I'm not quiet I just don't talk to people I don't like'

[@Katinnity]

isabel oxley I'm using that. I didn't talk in primary school to anyone but my friend.

[@teejayjee8422]

Weak man, weak

[@ikarainijirai]

Dont listen to them i have trouble coming up with comebacks

[@Wettard]

Oh my fucking god brehh I can't wait for a little white boi to try me with of these smartass comments ooof

[@vincethatwonderfulboi7374]

I actually said that to a bully 2 years ago. Then he tried to punch me and he missed.

[@bakasushireal]

*" Dude that song so old!" "What about your mom? You still listen to her "* OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@jessicaappiah1556]

Elsie Gi Official LOL

[@minesotawalids7920]

" *You have no friends!*" " *Having no friends is better than being fake friends with you.* " MY NIGGA YOU JUST GOT ROASTED

[@blazi6309]

you got that from the vid lel.

[@minesotawalids7920]

lmao

[@qwertyuiopasdfghjkl7189]

Get some real likes bro Those likes donated from me cuz you were poor.

[@kronydriple6985]

Friend: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: To get away from yo ugly ass.

[@avj1238]

Krony Driple nah I think he's getting away from a nobody. psst look at you profile pic

[@kronydriple6985]

+Alberto Vargas I did. What's wrong with it?

[@avj1238]

Krony Driple wat?!?

[@MegaMarkinator]

Krony Driple Friend:Nah I think its cause your house was on its side of the road

[@yetigamer905]

xD

[@acorn_c0micss677]

This one kid in my class thou xD Teacher: I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO RAISE MY VOICE the kid in front of me: then shut up I still laugh at this to this day xd

[@marnelkeishacabural5758]

They be roasting teachers now

[@jaydencollins8979]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 my god😂😂🤣🤣

[@Moneyyrich]

XD

[@isla4471]

once a guy in my french class said “what time is it” and the teacher said, “time for you to get a watch” SAVAGE TEACHER ROASTS

[@JOGINDERSINGH-up2ir]

He still alive?

[@jasmineteas_]

Bully: You’re rude! Me: You existing is rude

[@eyeemoji3317]

No a bully would just kick your ass.

[@jasmineteas_]

Okay Then Then I would yell stuff at them in German, and then walk away

[@omarthrallenhagen5371]

Bully: My existence is rude to you, just like the existence of lions is rude to zebras, you are getting killed after school smarty pants. You: Fuck

[@BlackStar-kt9ji]

Omar Thrallenhagen so true

[@hiei7992]

Bully: My existence is rude while yours is too nice, guess that makes you a pussy. Smartass.

[@libuvb007]

Girls:"All men are dogs" Boys:"Dogs are loyal if you treat them right" 😁😁😂😂haha!! that was awesome XD

[@jadimmy]

Magic_Zach because bitch means a female dog C:

[@bowserbowser3030]

Foreseen Forehead lol

[@j-man3477]

The perfect comeback on a feminist

[@russelldmello1695]

Oh yeah then what breed is your dad?

[@fandomtrash6029]

This is 50/50

[@sophiajones5541]

Teacher: You want to be a class clown Me: Sure but I think the makeup looks better on you.

[@manglegaming3652]

Teacher:and Oh think you'd look better in detention That's my roast back if I was the teacher in that situation Edit:thx for 2 likes I honestly thought that was a bad roast

[@iminpain9746]

Me: And you'd look better off the school commitee

[@sugasaurosa.2961]

Student: **Roll's Eye's** Teacher: Yeah yeah keep on rolling your eyes you will find a brain there.

[@hopefulish]

(I'm probably annoying for this but aRmY?)

[@darklordsoma]

Not bad

[@ahpinge2777]

Not like you have any.

[@rixlas]

Also teacher: oh right you don't

[@camistar3468]

Army!💜

[@swardiet926]

Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?" Response: "What, Your life?"

[@chupacabra9357]

That's not even a comeback, that's just being a jerk.

[@swardiet926]

Dude, most of these questions make you being a jerk, lmao

[@chupacabra9357]

Swardiet They were mean first though

[@swardiet926]

excetly!

[@xxinsanegrapegamingxx9063]

Guy: Can I tell you a joke? You: I heard of all of them. Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, YOU. This joke shouldn't be offensive in anyway. So no hate replies please.

[@gracelilley6726]

"Your clothes are ugly!" "At least I can take these off. You're stuck with that face."

[@hannahobi4554]

Grace L good one

[@Wiz4rds]

Lol

[@SuperCoolGuy30000]

Teacher: who gave you permission to talk?? Me: YoUr MOm

[@lulugo28]

NobodyLovesYou gay

[@minhasiabdalle6994]

Karen’s KZbin for Fortnite stuff. Well emmm that’s cringe

[@ninomandic3750]

Joe

[@iihoneyxiiyt6467]

myself why?

[@jocelynmarie7238]

Teacher: um excuse me, are you too talking in class ? Me: yes do you want us to speak louder Me: SCREAMSSSSSSSSSS

[@mmxvii-17]

That’s not a roast that’s a bulls***

[@georgewbush43]

That’s some corny white comebacks

[@omar_1880]

@@georgewbush43 yo dude remember me? :^)

[@georgewbush43]

「Omar gacha」 yes I do actually

[@omar_1880]

@@georgewbush43 k good.

[@nickgonzales9033]

Every 12 y/o will use these on xbox now... Thanks

[@WheatsTsu]

Nick Gonzales yup

[@thegamerswitch109]

Nick Gonzales nope not me.

[@Cookieolicity]

Yep

[@shanehennessy6590]

yeah but that's how you know they are so sad to look up comebacks BTW I didn't search this it was recommended

[@benjamin8558]

+Shane Hennessy Same

[@princeami7344]

I await the day when you can download hundreds of comebacks directly into your brain and have them on stand-by to use in any situation.

[@FluffyPE]

You. Your a genius

[@josephlaisy9806]

You're*

[@carolynblake5235]

Yessss

[@20thcenturygamer22]

Did you just wind up mashing your keyboard?

[@toffeeapple1181]

+Swaggy Meme Noscoper You watch a video that includes 10 comebacks and yet you still don't have any good comebacks, that's just sad.

[@christianlynch5507]

"WHAT ARE THOOOSE?!?!" "Something you can't afford"

[@jaislays3315]

xX_SnakeVenom_Xx ayyyy

[@randompersonthatpaysdebts1530]

xX_SnakeVenom_Xx Those two are now dead

[@ricelover_7319]

xX_SnakeVenom_Xx BITCH: what are those me: shoes that you can't afford BITCH: I can afford them me: then why are you not wearing them BITCH: THOSE SHOES ARE FOR GIRLS!!!!! ME: SO. YOU SAID YOU COULD AFFORD THEM. BUT TOO BAD YOU CANT 2 DAYS LATER............ BITCH: YOUR'RE SO UGLY AND I AM AWESOME ME: TO BAD UGLY STARTS WITH U AND AND AWESOME ENDS WITH ME KIDS IN YARD:OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMNNNNNNN GET ROASTED

[@SparkShark101]

CRYBABY4LIFE *_* Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy Subscribe!!

[@ricelover_7319]

Kadeshe Taylor yes. like 61 percent of the school is sexist and think girls can't roast

[@yazzsyxo]

Bully: GO GET A BRAIN!!! Me: sorry I already have one

[@chisomololo9138]

And he doesn't lol

[@zovex8547]

You should say okay I will, for you but use it properly

[@rick1493]

"Sorry don't need another brain"

[@jaydah1998]

That last one tho XD STILL gets me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 "You're ugly!" "Excuse me, I am not a mirror!"

[@Eselball]

Blue Wolfe yup

[@octopathtimetraveler5881]

Blue Wolfe hahahaha. I got the perfect one Me: im on fire! Bully: r u calling me ice?!

[@josephhathcock1263]

Blue Wolfe wow I thought I was the only one to think of that hadn't watched the video

[@7rings940]

I literally always say that 😂

[@slytherclawqueen9429]

Weak.

[@k9uknit564]

This is boot camp for all of the 12 year old on KZbin

[@asphaltgamersnumberonefan3903]

K9uKNIT ikr

[@EVRLYNMedia]

im 12

[@asphaltgamersnumberonefan3903]

12 likes....O_o

[@jonathantejeda5300]

K9uKNIT I'm ten but these are fucking awesome

[@unfunnymeat]

Jonathan Tejeda If I could could list all the 10 year Olds who swear,I d be here for days.

[@harper6032]

Person: Why are you so quiet? Me: *Smiles like a psychopath* *Turns to them with head tilted to the side* Me: Does my silence make you uncomfortable? Congrats. If you do this, everyone will leave you alone :P

[@seansweetjohnson6146]

Thx

[@williamshakesqueer4514]

This is also very good if you're being followed home, but you just don't say anything. Give them a half-sane grin with the head tilted, sling your bag off your shoulders and then slowly unzip it. Boom. Problem solved.

[@zthegreat1128]

Beatrix Linetti lmaoooo

[@brici7164]

Kitty Kat wow, that's edgy and sad if you think that's a comeback. It's just my opinion.

[@mayonnaise4496]

OMG I DID THIS BEFORE LOL

[@lehmuffingacha7553]

Bully: You way too fat 😂😂 Me: Your flatter than a pancake and I’m the thicc version of you.

[@darkwisp7434]

Being skinny is better than fat so not a roast

[@Artist-r3b]

You talk so much, your mouth can't hold that much food, but you can hold all that stuff to say

[@peedippes2360]

Teacher: Why are you sleeping Me: Your voice is smooth and I fell asleep Teacher:Why ain’t your classmate is sleeping Me: BECAUSE THEY AIN’T LISTENING TO U!!!

[@Nookshush]

Wow 😂😂

[@JesusGonzalez-mm8ut]

THATS SOOOOO GOOD

[@ronalddado9332]

I heard that one on radio brah

[@newimprovedhubertcumberdal5219]

SPOOKY

[@itzlxgend3441]

It's not ain't it's aren't and take away the is

[@gothiksaintt]

Emilio (My friend): "Ma'am, may I use the restroom?" The substitute: "Well, can you?" Emilio: "Well, can you get a full time job?"

[@RoyalistFox]

OOHHHHHHHH

[@mariwaahmed1007]

NylosProsasiKyurem you got that from eh bee family

[@aktharahmed8798]

Eh bee

[@parkjihoon___1340]

NylosProsasiKyurem ik this 1 already

[@georgepaul6240]

sub:can u get any job?(works if Emilio doesn't have a job/is student)

[@Kay-eq3ts]

My fave: "Why're you talking during my lesson?" "Why're you teaching during my conversation?"

[@kota3192]

sameeeee

[@abdallahalbaity8301]

Bully: where did you learn those comebacks Me: from your moms lessons that she use to teach you with

[@alimakki9458]

THESE ROASTS ON FLAMES 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@brendanmcgee8361]

Burn baby burn

[@Marinulik76]

BDogXXI Gamer Dude WTH

[@SkiHigh]

Then I guess I'll have to water them

[@JRD-uf6ns]

K i will use this in school thanks.

[@protagonistpajamas5204]

#IGetBulliedBecauseI'm4'4 so I will use these

[@protagonistpajamas5204]

Yeah, and if it makes you beautiful then I don't need it but you do

[@TayyJayy]

@JRD 1299 thats me

[@gaiad8013]

JRD 1229 same

[@deathnote2969]

JRD 1229 lol

[@ichigoglitz4786]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, And the third’s one for you!

[@chrisorkos]

Lmao saw it from the internet.

[@its_jennaplayzzz7559]

You got that off the Internet :l

[@hiei7992]

Don't you mean, *4 fingers?*

[@tevinklyce8710]

Your thumb is a finger? Butgood joke,like you

[@notavailable9933]

Antonella Zuppelli unoriginal

[@LegitLily-sj8ej]

teacher: i’m waiting me: for what your paycheck

[@kittyplays4113]

OOOOOOO THAT'S SO UNDERRATED OMG TYSM

[@user-sl9vu9hn3o]

Me: *Pours water on bully* Bully: WHY DID YOU DO THAT??? Me: Oh,I thought the witch would melt.....

[@pacifist2525]

Myra Mae Flores to be honest that's actually so bad. Some people should just stick to being made fun of.

[@user-sl9vu9hn3o]

Abdi Abdi Didn’t actually happen to me. Just an idea

[@jalan.t]

Abdi Abdi And some people like you should get a education and graduate.

[@마스터킹-p5x]

Myra Mae Flores stfu you copied someones comeback dislike

[@blu3b3rry96]

OHHHHHHHHH

[@dead1997]

2:49 that’s like a triple joke lol! 😂!

[@mr.cashie44]

Who dafuq says that someones dick looks like a TIK TAK

[@ABlazeintheNorthernSky]

Make Funny Comebacks Part 2. Like if you agree!

[@cybercat29]

I agree and I liked :-)

[@cosmicathesongstress7466]

YES! \m/

[@lordalpaca8885]

Yessss plz

[@Jenna2k]

so yes

[@dylanmartinez9751]

With the your ugly one it should have been Your ugly I guess we're twins

[@chubby-chan6777]

0:38 Teacher: “Why are you talking in my lesson?” Me: “Why are you barefoot in school, ma’am-”

[@Kalposia]

KID- what r u looking at KID2- still tryna figure it out

[@aesthetic3467]

METRIXX KNIGHT OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@firefox2325]

Good one XDD

[@legend12x6]

METRIXX KNIGHT lol this is actually good

[@yuhyuhh6841]

METRIXX KNIGHT OHHHH SHANP

[@blazi6309]

SAVAGE

[@Minionluvrrr]

Coca Cola went to town, Diet Pepsi shot him down. Dr.Pepper fixed him up, Now were drinking 7Up. 7Up got the flu, Now were drinking Irn Bru. Irn Bru fell down a mountain, Now were drinking from a fountain. Fountain broke, People choke, Now were back to drinking coke. This is a funny rhyme for all the random people that see this. Also, have a great day and god bless you. 😀😀

[@salasyk8708]

Connor Chicken best shit I've read in my life

[@christianlynch5507]

You will become a legendary poet.

[@Minionluvrrr]

Mississippi_Man1. Hopefully 😂😂😂

[@salasyk8708]

Connor Chicken even aliens will know your the best at this.

[@Minionluvrrr]

CreepyxL3Solar IM A GOD

[@shaylavallee9554]

-Why are you talking during my lesson? -why are you teaching during my conversation? *I did that to my teacher, got suspended*

[@slytherclawqueen9429]

Well shit.

[@pinkiru1619]

LOL

[@pinkiru1619]

Poor u doe xD

[@jrf2497]

Ya right ya did ya

[@velimirmisanovic8647]

Dude this could've happend but you literaly stole the top comment wtf dude

[@laily1263]

The person who hates me said Her: you have no friends Me: really Her: yeah! Me: at least my friends arnt mirrors Booooom she was pissed!!!!!!

[@its-zay3890]

xo. Laily ox wow your cool 😐

[@amarisrosalette3694]

CAN I GET ALL YOUR COOLNESS

[@tundraleech]

Dude lemme find the cool

[@RemovedAccount0000]

Teacher: is your homework done Student: is my test graded Teacher: I have other students’ tests to grade Student: I have other teachers’ homework to do Lmao I seen this online somewheres XD I died lol

[@aturner5784]

lol

[@r4ndomth1ngz]

perfect A+ for you

[@thekitty1938]

Lol

[@faraa3781]

My teacher would probably say, "I have more students!" acting sooo smart, while all the teacher has to do for each test is check the answer key -_-

[@anarchyburger_]

On Halloween some punk in my history class said "Hey, what are you supposed to be, a freak?" So then I roasted him by saying, "Possibly. And what are you supposed to be for Halloween, a disappointment?" Everyone including the teacher laughed.

[@vifurawa2715]

Panda Master good

[@exquisitesquid4423]

Panda Master Noice

[@christine3860]

Panda Master that's rlly offensive. there's something wrong in saying racist things and sexist things, but theirs nothing wrong with making fun of alternative people.

[@goandcommitgameend3274]

EternityHuntress I don't see how that's offensive

[@christine3860]

ILikePokemon 219 It's like me saying to a black person, "What are you supposed to be for Halloween? A cookie? "

[@xpozm6705]

Why are u so quiet? My mom told me a long time ago if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all

[@Kimby02]

That's pretty good

[@mohamedelamin1794]

l

[@ahmedel-issaoui1532]

Mohammed Elamin

[@eugheh6172]

Richard Cooper If you have nothing nice to say come sit by me so we can make fun of people together.

[@catlady307]

And I oop-

[@nellysusan4520]

Bully: Your not cool Me:So you should be sweating since I’m hot like the sun.

[@dumbautistickid6203]

Kid: Why are you so quiet Me: I was suffocating from your bullshit

[@salasyk8708]

Deadlyscreen Shots 👍👌👏👏

[@meggiepooo]

lmaoo

[@Amzzgogetter]

0:35 that one would get me in trouble

[@staringhamster4211]

Yea

[@Packrunner4]

αrmαヅ lmao your scared pussy

[@deadlikeyourmom2167]

@@chelseaK11 nah he scared too do it too himself 😂

[@superwh0l0ckfan65]

Triqz_ Official Well bud, you are what you eat. I guess that makes you a dick.

[@Iyychee]

Triqz_ Official lmao at least he’s not you

[@genquietengagedtoreaper.2263]

Talking behind my back, huh? That means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.

[@growplays9378]

Gēnø /Quiet, Engaged to Reaper.\ Nice

[@lynagdeppa7175]

Gēnø /Quiet, Engaged to Reaper.\ best com back ever

[@zynull.]

Pretty good.