Grown Men Are Talking

Grown men have a serious discussion. A 170-second film by 5secondfilms.com.

[@TomSka]

More of this, gentlemen. More of this.

[@HakimiLeo]

Wow how can your comments be underrated

[@Black_Clyod]

Hello Tom

[@Secretxxx67]

lmao letsgo 2021 people!

[@draxenionlostarane3119]

I do not want to live in a world where a tomska comment gets less then ten thousand likes live your content man vastly under appreciated

[@mywife-3282]

Very true

[@LieutenantAlaki]

Quite possibly the finest 5sf work ever.

[@journeysa]

Brian’s face from 1:29 to 1:31 has lived rent free in my head for 11 years.

[@johnochiltree1170]

I used to use it as my Facebook banner for 6 years

[@GehtRektSon]

I've consistently showed people this for the last 11 years and I don't think I'll ever stop. It's a masterpiece.

[@LaPollaAtomica]

The caption on that part is honestly kind of disturbing too. I T D O E S N' T C O N C E R N Y O U D U F R E S N E

[@Phlebas]

It's been over 6 years and I still come back to this video every now and then.

[@Ganara426]

Same

[@gio1890]

Make it 8 years, pal

[@MrFateorfaith]

@@gio1890 8 years and some change

[@MCXL1140]

Co-Reah!

[@Jamer767]

10 years

[@fite-4-ever876]

The new season of mad men looks good

[@margotharris3670]

In all seriousness this looks more like a trailer for a live-action adaptation of the webcomic Manly Guys Doing Manly Things.

[@killsalot78]

"I served with his father in ko-rea" goodness this gets stuck in my head a lot. love u brian

[@AnkhAnanku]

Unforgettable. Netflix has a show about our Korea and a parallel universe’s Corea. When me and my mates talk about it we have to say “Co-rea” and it brings me right back here

[@Free2Flay]

All these years later, I didn't remember a single thing about this video other than it being really funny. Watching it again, it's just like watching it for the first time, and it's made my day all over again.

[@TheLazrGuy]

"Well gentlemen, we just killed Dufrane." "HA!" God, I love that.

[@nightfalls5462]

ey, ur comment is 11 years old, you still alive?! xD

[@joerobins5649]

I use the phrase "Suicide: the only manly way out" all the time now...it never seems to go over well. I should probably stop that.

[@WeebTM2311]

+Joseph Robinson I real man would never stop.

[@sstummy]

JOSEPH! WHERES THAT COFFE BOY!

[@CassandraFortuna]

I come back to watch this again at least twice a year. The subject matter is an evergreen field and the execution is hilarious.

[@GehtRektSon]

A surreptitiously poetic interpretation. I fuck with it.

[@RachaelWard]

0:43 - one of the best and funniest scene's ever! Absolutely love it 😂.... The dive, the hat throw, the shaking of hands.... In my humble opinion the best scene put together so far 🤣🤣🤣

[@thelemon0001]

Arguably the best video to have come out of this channel. I've been rewatching it every year as an annual tradition for almost a decade now.

[@greenman5907]

I still come back to this video every now and again. Absolute classic.

[@GehtRektSon]

I come back to this masterpiece several times a year and show it to every new friend I make. Truly a keystone KZbin video.

[@coldcaption]

whoever wrote these subtitles was doing their best work

[@Sarath1717]

When the secretary gets fired (She leaves to go burn the building down) amazing

[@ZPM7]

1:03 Brian's clone says action items as he emerges, so good.

[@neonfiona]

0:55 man in the grey suit is handshake rejected and covers it by grabbing the chair. SMOOOOTH.

[@TheKensingtonSherpa]

Heyyy it's been a decade how are you doing

[@Ben-dz9uu]

Damn it has been a decade

[@DoesRwjsmom]

@@TheKensingtonSherpa Bro this was literally the first video I liked when I made my youtube account.

[@Monroe-is1sz]

YOU'RE UP FOR REVIEW, DUFRESNE!

[@5secondfilms]

IT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU DUFRESNE

[@mr.mystery2694]

5secondfilms WHERE'S THAT COFFEE, BOY?

[@Generic-ODST]

DAMN YOU DUFRESNE!

[@Kumomyst]

GROWN MEN ARE TALKING!

[@bloodangelphil]

IT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU DUFRESNE

[@NegativePiPercent]

This is in all honesty, one of the funniest and most clever things I've ever seen. All of the great screen chemistry you guys have developed from your numerous five second videos really shines through here. I'd love to see you tackle something feature lengthed, as I certainly think you all of the talent to sustain a large production.

[@wika57]

This needs to be made into a movie.

[@markbiernacki6139]

They did, its called The Wolf of Wall Street

[@shermanbrown419]

+Mark Biernacki but this takes place in the late 60s

[@Kianleahy]

+Sherman Brown they made a tv show it's called mad men and my god this new season looks good

[@themangle4406]

7,200 second films

[@eddielagato]

Honestly it doesn't, it's f***********g gold as it is

[@passbyicecube]

After all these years, I still think this video is a piece of masterpiece, it deserve much much more views.

[@drpibisback7680]

UNLISTED!? YOU'RE UP FOR REVIEW, DUFRESNE!

[@frostygraybob]

Thank God they relisted it

[@felipemelinkmaestri]

This is one of my favorite productions from 5SF

[@GetloHawking]

I have added this to my "favorite videos of all time" playlist

[@mitchellpaddock3470]

I really wish this wasn't unlisted, because now when you search for it you just get an alpha male podcast

[@WhaleManMan]

Got this in my recommended?

[@frostygraybob]

these were the golden years. this was my favorite skit you guys did

[@JonahPleatherbooth]

Hey, 5sf crew. This video has been up for 7 years. Been following you for ages. I've probably watched it dozens of times. Drunk sitting on a couch with friends and it'll come up. And someone will say they haven't and we'll drop everything and put it on. Because this sketch is excellent. You're excellent. I know you're up to other things these days and that cool. People move on, careers grow or shift. (Side note: It took me like 5 episodes of The magicians to realize that Alice was Olivia. Thats a testament to some real talent) I guess Im just feeling sentimental. But I think people should say nice things more often Cheers

[@sovietkrab1871]

lol u jk af lmao lmfao lmbao

[@Bananasnotasong]

One of my favorite comedy performances of all time. I've loved this since the day it released, and will love it until the day I die.

[@redwolfvirus4830]

if you turn on the subtitles, it says the fired woman "leaves to go burn the building down" 😂

[@EricAurumSkagg]

Why is this unlisted? One of your best videos, and I had to spend 1 minute in Google to find it.

[@ronburgundy244]

It looks like they have plans to reupload their older videos at a higher video quality.

[@ChucksSEADnDEAD]

To this day I still make the reference to "I served with his father in K-O-R-E-A".

[@Crazyeraser1]

I die every time I watch him go "WAAAAAUGH ACTIOON ITEMMSS!!"

[@DrLipkin]

It's been 5 years, and I only just realized. Those clones are going down for murder, aren't they?

[@Peusterokos1]

Exactly. Like real men, they'll accept what they did wrong like a real man even though they didn't exactly do anything wrong, but a real man's gotta face danger to be a real man, don't they? But you know what a real man does as well? Suicide!

[@drpibisback7680]

One of their own was killed as well, they can probably claim self-defense. Not that dealing with the law is the manliest thing to do.

[@shadyguy23]

Can't believe the sequel, Women Talking, just almost won an Oscar.

[@DeltaVisionOFFICIAL]

High IQ comment

[@AnkhAnanku]

It took me 8 years to notice Richards wasn’t the one who murdered DuFrane...

[@KyleKatarnBanthaHerder]

"Well gentlemen, we just killed Dufrane." "HA!"

[@idfkhaha6234]

0:45 is the best part and the reason I keep coming back to this 2011 video

[@Theolppoman]

this is the greatest video ever made! god I love it!

[@E-Brightvoid]

Still the best short of all time

[@furtim1]

1:48 At being called a cockroach, Dufrane knows exactly what is coming - "No. No!"

[@SturdyMetalChair]

(Laughter) "What the shit ass christ were we even talking about?"

[@leeroyvjenkins]

13 years later - still funny as heck

[@arthousecouch]

I've been using "Yes, and I accept the consequences!" ever since I saw this nine years ago. 😂

[@herczy]

This, dear kiddiewinks, is what peak Internet looks like.

[@stalmeseto]

5sf should just do sketch comedy like this. This is easily my favorite video they've done.

[@bl4ynem]

Why does this not even have a million views yet? This has seriously gotta be picked up by the algorithm. People need this

[@Zues120]

"Well gentleman we just killed dufrane" "NYAH" Simply the best

[@crystalclearMSA]

this is it, this is the greatest video on youtube, over a decade and it's still the best

[@dwsimmy2599]

1:25 this is exactly what's it's like being an apprentice talking to journeymen.

[@TonySlick]

I second this.

[@Srab23]

Are you from fucking medieval times? Shit

[@therealwillhunting]

Srab23 No, we are men who work for a living, we are carpenters and the like.

[@StoutShako]

@@therealwillhunting I'm a carman! Lmao, people who spent 4 years at top colleges and have thousands of dollars of debt probably don't get paid as much as we do. 😂😂😂

[@TheSoundDepo]

I've watched this about 10 times over the past month and it never gets old

[@MrEvans555]

I want somebody to make a video of just "DAMN YOU DUFRESNE!!!"

[@yourtoastershandemover2211]

I want a cut of "This doesnt concern you Dufresne!"

[@mobeenkhan824]

Ron Holland And "GROWN MEN ARE TALKING"

[@bloodangelphil]

"I WILL CHOKE THE BOY OUT OF YOU" - Ben Gigli, underrated actor.

[@SuperDuperSure]

8 years later this is still one of humanities greatest works of art

[@Retrogamepak]

MadMen in a nutshell

[@dccrulez]

I love how this one 5sf is the one I watch over and over again because it is so damned funny

[@eddielagato]

I can literally watch this over and over again multiple times and still find something to chuckle about every time. Especially the killing. Killing makes everything better!

[@absolutcabbagery3661]

This is what it feels like to accidentally take too much Adderall

[@lundylow]

Of all the people in this sketch to get a fake mustache it's the guy with a real beard.

[@LightTheMars]

Having this channel just recently discovered is quite neat, so many videos to watch.

[@FireheadLazzo]

Two things I never noticed before. 1. Why does Dufresne have a beard in that one shot? 2. Why does Richards take the blame for killing Dufresne when O'Nassis was the one who killed him?

[@E1craZ4life]

1.) Dufresne may have been trying to pass himself as more masculine. 2.) Richards summoned the others (sans Dufresne) to his place, which is where the murder took place.

[@drpibisback7680]

I assumed the beard was to imply time passing strangely as a joke - Dufresne has been with the company for years, possibly decades, by the last time we see him, even though the Grown Men don't appear to have changed and it seems like barely any time passed at all. Sort of the same way he goes from having run in to ask them about a promotion to having completed some enormous report in, like, a minute.

[@hegeliansours1312]

This, this is divine at the very least

[@jimmysaints]

years of seeing this, and I just now realized they work for an animal clothing company

[@Arcamensios]

THIS IS STILL ME FAVORITE BY 5sf x'D you guys should TOTALLY make a longated youtube series of these :) like a script and everything :)

[@Shimus36]

"Well take the only MANLY WAY OUT!" "SUICIDE!"

[@hiyoguy]

almost five years later, this remains my favorite video of all time.

[@worldlyfool4176]

10 years later, I find myself wondering how these incredibly manly men are doing in Hell.

[@sladikk]

One does not simply stop watching the 5secondfilms playlist.

[@Ablazee]

i have no idea what i just watch BUT I LIKE IT XD

[@drowzyelves]

Literally one of the funniest videos of all times

[@22kingdomheartsfan]

I have no idea what the hell happened here. Though I still laughed a little.

[@Umirua]

I watched this with my dog, he was a good boy. Now he's a good man

[@thewumbologist1067]

DAMN YOU DUFRESNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[@SirSecrets]

Everytime I watch a 5sf video since this one came out I watch this after.

[@7elEvan1]

*this doesn't concern you Dufresne*

[@AGameProductions]

This is seriously my favorite video on KZbin.

[@SmokeyEdits]

"Up Next: What Happened?" Yeah, pretty much.

[@PeterJoll]

It's back!

[@DerfiousSleepicus]

Was that...the Law I just spotted?

[@guksack]

One of the best things I've ever seen! (minus the fact you need a new microphone)

[@Zolanis1]

i think everyone should know that for dufresne choking, youtube's closed captioning reads "No! Arggh! glhml!"

[@gossamer999]

Corven! Glad you could join us! Schramm over here wants more men for his action.

[@zacharyframe1916]

this is longer than 5seconds

[@killerdude93]

duh it's a full featured movie by 5secondfilms themselves

[@zacharyframe1916]

awesome

[@PowerArmorV113]

I'm surprised it's been 13 years and it still hasn't reached One Million. Clearly there aren't enough grown men shutting up and watching this.

[@ZombieFighter95]

How did they get Abraham Lincoln?

[@432neptune]

Thankfully the 16th President of the United States was able to take some time out of his busy schedule of feeding the worms to help out in this film.

[@JordanGalle]

As a Grown Man, I understood every word of their discussion, and it all concerned me. Every entrance was fantastic, and quite appropriating.

[@CCAirborn]

so this is how being high is like

[@Vincent3095]

"So this is what being high is like..."*

[@CCAirborn]

Vincent3095 OK

[@dogbogs]

Vincent3095 That was perfect.

[@callanrockslol]

This video is actually amazing and needs more views

[@TheBrkman]

Wait....was that TomSka?

[@lancebrown2120]

i think so

[@Mmeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh]

He isn't missing a top lip though

[@TNPMassRomantic]

No it's not.

[@W00CKEY]

Thanks to you I've watched every single season of Mad Men. I can't sleep anymore.

[@UNOwenisBilly]

I want to do a SFM of this. XD!

[@ejm1225]

Do it!

[@E1craZ4life]

I might do a Minecraft animation of this.

[@methusulah]

truly the strangest work i've ever seen, understand it but i still find it inscrutable, the work of a mind i wish to never comprehend. a life I'm glad i don't live

[@HamburgerTime209]

I watched this video with closed captions for the first time after re watching this for years. Up until now I thought that Brian says at 01:35 "THIS DICK-HAIR MALARKEY IS PATHETIC". Apparently he said "daycare malarkey". I've been saying dick-hair malarkey for years now.

[@OnyxOdin1]

The first 4 seconds really has a Kids in the Hall vibe to it. Love it!

[@Liboo52]

What in the actual fuck?

[@spalooch45]

0:15 kickin in an invisible door with a cat. what a boss

[@keltzar1]

Man, being a grown man isn't all it's cracked up to be.

[@ZPM7]

Michael Rousselet's laugh after Dufrane is strangled is awesome.

[@hazahaxa]

The fact that this masterpiece has less than half a million views but Anaconda by Nicki Minaj has over 200 million is a crime against humanity.

[@Nairolf0007]

awesome that you give her free advertisment...

[@LiizziieLushxo]

God damn it why can't I stop watching this? It's just too funny.

[@fieldy409]

What listening to Trumps 'speeches' feels like for a liberal.