🥓 6 Earth-Shatteringly Apalling Peppa Pig Episodes 🥓

[@PLAGUE-KARM]

I love how the titles of the pippa peg videos become more “English student trying to make it to a certain word limit” as they go on

[@flygonlol]

“Pippa peg”

[@burghley3044]

P I P P A P E G

[@Kinodawker]

@Amber English is a language not an ethnicity

[@titanicdargon1912]

Worst lessons Peppe the pig teaches kids let’s play with deadly poison animals what next playing with radiation?

[@EthanTheGamer77]

@stinky steve yeah it is

[@FuturesquashArchive4Concerts]

Next one, “Top 6 Universe Destroying, Thanos Snapping, Gravity Defyingly Horrible Peppa Pig Episodes of all Time.”

[@phantomstrider]

Future title found!!

[@FuturesquashArchive4Concerts]

@@phantomstrider Hooray!

[@FuturesquashArchive4Concerts]

@@CoingamerFL I didn’t know if I stole it or not, i just made it up off the top of my head

[@FuturesquashArchive4Concerts]

@@CoingamerFL did they right exactly what I said or was it just a bit different

[@lxstfulgrxvestone69420]

Fucking legend

[@ruminatingreptilian5907]

"Nah, I'm just Joshin' Ya!" *~Josh Strider, 2020*

[@DrussTheSnoop]

I just realised that now how have I only realised this now

[@josephrowe849]

I thought it was some weird Aussie slang that I never knew about. They must have their own secret code of communication.

[@ThatWackyWaffle]

LOL!

[@agedstring]

"ChatterBox" feels more like a pilot or the very first episode than a episode in the THRID SEASON

[@IShy2]

3rd? I think they have more seasons than The Simpsons at this rate :(

[@raelogan]

I am horrified to learn that in the universe of Peppa Pig, there are no less than two monstrous sentient potatoes, and one of them has super powers for no reason

[@pringlesman3349]

@Rocco B. Okay! Sure! Why not?

[@William_Millar]

@Acorns Cornycorn there’s also my potato salad from yesterday

[@twitterusersarefreakingstu2200]

Also, assuming that Peppa Pig is 7'1", that means that the sentient potatoes are over 21 feet tall.

[@diddydrizzy]

@melon water r/emojipolice

[@Hamburger8079]

Attack on Mr *P O T A T O*

[@PinkGoldAbby]

"Earth-Shattering Appalling" is literally the perfect phrase to describe 2020

[@kieranstark7213]

*PEPPA PIG IS THE CORONAVIRUS OF KIDS SHOWS* And this is coming from someone who actually enjoys most children’s shows in the world *SO* much more than the majority of Nickelodeon!

[@_bean_3569]

@@kieranstark7213 Wiser words have never been spoken

[@isaactimmins8959]

@@kieranstark7213 & Caliou is the Cancer,

[@kieranstark7213]

At first, after being away from watching preschool shows, I didn’t think they would be great. I thought they would be harmlessly average, but nothing better or worse than that. But then, I rewatch Ed these shows on PBS Kids and Disney Junior/Playhouse Disney, recommending them to far more than children (then again, they have Muppetry)!

[@LauraOnDuty]

No offence, but Stridey still needs to fix that spelling errors in this video’s title.

[@margogoralski6294]

"Parks right next to the... 'no badly drawn turtles' sign". I died at that part.

[@felicvik9456]

RIP Margo Goralski 1997-2020

[@margogoralski6294]

@@felicvik9456 LOL Though I was actually born in 2004.

[@tobysleight6565]

Rip Margo Goralski 2004-2020

[@locomotivetrainstation6053]

@@felicvik9456 why 1997?

[@kernowpictures2002]

Don’t you mean tortoise? Considering turtles are shell reptiles with flippers not legs

[@butterwithnobrim]

Phantom Strider: Wait until the next episode where Peppa plays with a deadly Box Jellyfish Peppa Pig writers: WRITE THAT DOWN, *WRITE THAT DOWN!*

[@jacobcox4565]

Honestly I hope that happens because the amount of people that will sue the show will finally get it cancelled. Maybe to seal the deal they have one of them touch a Gympie gympie plant.

[@butterwithnobrim]

@@jacobcox4565 Take my like

[@spaceBoba]

is that a reference to the 12th DOAWK book?

[@butterwithnobrim]

@@spaceBoba it’s a reference to Spongebob

[@spaceBoba]

@@butterwithnobrim oh ok! i just thought of the scene in the getaway where manny kept a box jellyfish as a pet. you know, sometimes i consider manny and caliborn the reasons i hate children.

[@caitlinsnowfrost8244]

Mr. Potato and Super-Potato not being the same person was...actually a pretty funny plot twist.

[@kernowpictures2002]

Plot twist he’s actually potato Pete (A mascot from the Blitz sieged Britain during during the Second World War world)

[@kernowpictures2002]

Historical trivia fact: his creation was to encourage the growing of potatoes because the imported food from the states 🇺🇸 Carried on our cargo vessels that were often escorted by a few Royal Navy frigates or destroyers were often at risk of being torpedoes by U-boat (German navy submarines)

[@TheRealCCall]

Who would win? A man with an energy heart that allows him to be the only one to control an iron suit and many other cool gadgets, as well as sacrifice himself to stop a homicidal maniac bent on making the universe perfectly balanced Or A potato man who’s biggest ability in strength is saving a hat that blows off a carrot’s head in the wind

[@spaceBoba]

iron man vs mr. potato, the next match in death battle!

[@joannsanchez6744]

Hmmmmm.... ima have to say the potato

[@SorowFame]

Well one of them is dead and the other isn’t so I think it’s obvious who’s more powerful.

[@locomotivetrainstation6053]

Potato Man, totally

[@maxleon61702]

I would be rooting for Iron Man.

[@SergioLeonardoCornejo]

America has Superman. Japan has All Might. The UK... The UK has Super Potato.

[@Scenario_animations]

Hooray!!

[@galaxywe4155]

Nah Japan has mario

[@sincerecinnamon]

@@galaxywe4155 that's a plumber not a superhero-

[@azimmeme9994]

@@sincerecinnamon He’s both. Once he gets powerups.

[@Pony-Potential]

Well...TECHNICALLY they have The Doctor.

[@michaeltsherrillthegamer3677]

I like how strider is using other words that different word of bad when he talk about this bad piggy, it's so good.

[@alph_69]

to quote shark tale: "are you kidding me? are you kidding me are you out of your MIIIIIIIIIIIIND?!"

[@michelleallard936]

I love how the terms that describe the episodes get even more intense with every list, eventually we’re going to get a list with 8 words describing them. It’s also ironic how the term is “Earth-Shattering” and the first episode is about caves

[@justsomemushroomheaddork]

I adore the way you can just see him trying to hold back his rage at 7:11 As someone who often rants about badly made things from cartoons to games or whatever else to friends, I think I understood that way too well in a way and I love it.

[@ThomasFan3751]

June 8, 2018: "Chances are you won't be able to escape this badly drawn unimaginative bossy little snort, unless you live in a cave." November 28, 2020: "Okay, I admit, I was wrong. It turns out that living in a cave won't get you away from this comfounded ham and rye, for Peppa Pig would just come visit you in said cave."

[@locomotivetrainstation6053]

Yeah I noticed that

[@Barnowl65]

No offense, Phantom, but Australia is terrifying and I never EVER want to go there.

[@kursatemekse9737]

It's not like I can blame you, every fucking Lifeforum there is deadly

[@roastedbabytoes7910]

I'm surprised Australians can even walk outside without dying.

[@SorowFame]

I was born here and I still don’t want to go here.

[@mballextra]

No wonder, I don't feel safe in Australia (I actually live there). Once a white tail spider crawled on my shoulder without me knowing.

[@Nothin2seehere-e4z]

Is there anything in Australia that isn’t trying to kill you guys?

[@Tippex_Official]

I told my dad about this. He asked how you could tell the difference between a regular episode of peppa pig, and an earth-shatteringly appalling one

[@passione6443]

No difference

[@Corgipon]

Yeah there is no difference whatsoever. All of them are abysmally appalling.

[@Matsu_Suzuki16]

There IS NO difference

[@phantomstrider]

If it shatters the earth with how apalling it is, then you've got a winner 😄

[@Matsu_Suzuki16]

@@phantomstrider yep can agree on you with that

[@phill1451]

“6 brain killing suicidal feeling peppa pig episodes”

[@gamerofbraveryytp]

We all know quotes are getting more advanced over time like, “Mickey Mackey Moo Ba Boo.”

[@isaactimmins8959]

sounds like an overnight disney pitch meeting,

[@mimmoumannou9865]

*****mIcKeY mOuSe*****

[@Mich_-mu7fz]

Nice that it made its way into Tiktok. Not to say that Tiktok is good however.

[@kissin609]

@@mimmoumannou9865 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY U

[@tolidonorsometing]

My class heard this once. After that they were saying it all day.

[@monicajames4276]

"I cant say I enjoyed that." She says with a big smile on her face.

[@thegaminginkling6470]

Strider: Uploads a Peppa Pig list My arachnophobia: “Aw shit, here we go again...”

[@butterflyutonium1661]

I'm terrified of snakes and almost cried while watching one of the videos. I like his content though, so I'll fight through it.

[@rieldebonk1044]

@@butterflyutonium1661 Not trying to be rude but how do you cry in fear from a snake in a video?

[@butterflyutonium1661]

@@rieldebonk1044 I have an anxiety disorder and a very severe phobia of snakes. It's completely non voluntary when I freak out about them. I can't explain why they scare me so much, they just do.

[@rieldebonk1044]

@@butterflyutonium1661 The snake isnt gonna do anything to you its behind a screen. You must of been bit by one as a child.

[@butterflyutonium1661]

@@rieldebonk1044 Never been bit by one. A phobia is an irrational fear for a reason, I know it doesn't make sense, but it's how my brain works.

[@big.ant538]

“Howdy! You know what time it is? Bacon time!” *Oh no.*

[@Ian-ek2gd]

I know that Daddy Pig had been through a lot lately. He fallen out of a plane. He was forced to go into a dark cave. He gets fat shamed by peppa and her friends. He ran a marathon. And a lot more of crap that I can’t think of. Can’t this poor pig get a break?! Help this poor guy out and give him some rest!

[@clem7904]

Yeah, #supportthedadpig

[@sashaking1111]

Yes!!!!

[@professionalidiot1156]

And he got stuck in the softplay center

[@coryn.mp4]

#JusticeForDaddyPig

[@auhsojacosta1672]

Considering how legitimately nice daddy pig is I think he actually doesn’t care

[@finnaginary941]

Peppy pig is the bane of my existence Or you could say... The *BACON* of my existence

[@reptilprinceoflizardpeople5797]

Banecon

[@finnaginary941]

@Rocco B. you must have a lot of time on you’re hands

[@Broccoli263]

@@finnaginary941 *that joke is 1000000000000000000000x better than the actual peppa pig show*

[@finnaginary941]

@bendy 134 unfortunately yes

[@finnaginary941]

@bendy 134 *I’m sorry papy sans made me do this*

[@ScorbunGame]

Peppa Pig is like a Lovecrafian horror, it's horrific, it's appalling and the more you learn about it the more insane you become.

[@vocaberri]

The fact that he had the dedication to add bacon emojis in the title is just- UIOFOGYFGUYFGUG

[@vocaberri]

@GalaxZ_ ICE Yes

[@theprettiestonehere]

Fun fact: Phantom Strider is one the most hilarious and friendly people to watch

[@zebraterabyteztproductions9595]

*Peppa Pig

[@princesita53]

@@zebraterabyteztproductions9595 are you that desperate for attention and hate views

[@caramelldansen8485]

@@princesita53 no he is just a peppa pig simp

[@theidiotwhosnotstupid5424]

You should be the next narrator of peppa pig for stating the obvious

[@bigfloppa9440]

@@princesita53 You're that toxic?

[@VideoPresident]

"peppasodes" is now one of my new favorite words.

[@leviistired3621]

"Soft play" OH NO, I'M *STUCK*

[@DreadedEspresso]

I find it cute how Strider's accent makes it sound like he's pronouncing Peppa as Pepper. It's just so pure, despite him roasting her the entire episode.

[@carpenterthehivewing]

Ngl Australian accents are really cute-

[@kerisaltchannel3817]

​@@carpenterthehivewingthey are!

[@nicostud916]

Jesus, At this point, Phantom's gonna run out of adjectives to describe Peppa Pig as a whole!

[@forkwithasuit]

Top 6 Most Life Threatening Universe Ending Immensely Disastrous Peppa Pig Episodes

[@forkwithasuit]

@Rocco B. Top 6 Thanos Snappingly Bone Breaking Universe Breaking Life Threatening Distastrously Eathquake Starting Peppa Pig Episodes

[@rusPiglets]

You know Phantom is going to RIP into the cartoon, when he doesn't say in the beginning that "it's just my opinion and if you like them, doesn't mean you are bad"

[@spaceBoba]

when strosh isn’t being a cinnamon roll, he’s going to roast you, but in a way that is actually accurate.

[@57studios54]

As a fan of Strider’s and as one of his long time viewers I can safely say: I’m proper convinced Strider actually loves Peppa Pig & Keeps Doing Worst lists on the show just to take the piss Not that Peppa Pig is a good show in the first place

[@spencerpetunia8268]

I definitely see that Peppa Pig isn't anything that actually irritates Strider enough to put him in a bad mood, and it's really fun to see him happily riffing on such a stupid and horrible show!

[@obitouchiha1556]

Words of the gods

[@Neonisaripoffoftheneomod]

"That us so st-" Me: dam ad

[@IShy2]

I think PhantomStrider with Peppa Pig is like Ghabuoilus Ghoti with Glee, he hates the show a LOT, but still can't wait to see where it goes next

[@kippg.9604]

14:00 I live on Okinawa. All of the ocean creatures that would live in rock pools here would probably be able to kill you. We wear felt soled boots and wet suits for diving, even when it's hot. Do not stick your hands in random rock pools. And yes, we have cone snails. And those octopus, and stone fish, and box jellies, and many more. Stay safe at the beach.

[@K4499-p4h]

Your profile picture is too cute :)

[@SaffronicSaffron]

"They don't call me an abomination of nature for nothing, you know." had me choke on my drink 😂😂

[@kalepp9287]

Peter Parker: Pizza Time PhantomStrider: Bacon Time

[@Retrodove101]

I’m impressed with your joke! XD

[@samariathemaniac]

Me: Ramen time! with some pork belly on it!

[@happyderp2282]

"guided by the eVER INSANE G R A N D P A R A B B I T. . . who I actually kinda like. 👁👄👁"

[@badmobilegameads0000]

LET'S GO ON A WILD, MAD, ADVENTURE!!!!

[@Sha-sigma-Walter]

@Rocco B. how many 😂 emoji do you need

[@sincerecinnamon]

@Rocco B. no thank you

[@nerfcontent9429]

@@sincerecinnamon i feel like I need to report that comment

[@gameswithpeachcord7498]

Best charter in the show

[@nikistorey9972]

When he says “I’m Joshing you”, I like to believe it’s a play on words with his own name

[@elchanchopato9601]

Honestly, I actually like the Super Potato episode, as the Narrator doesn't treat you like an idiot for the first time by saying something among the lines of "It looks like Mr. Potato and Super Potato are the same potato!". They actually led you believe that by not stating it directly, and when it's directly revealed that both potatos are different entities, you're just like Phantom: "Well played writers".

[@DrussTheSnoop]

"Micky macky boo ba boo!" ~Peppatus Pig, 2004

[@emievandiver6177]

m i c k e y m o u s e is a easter egg to micky mouse bad peppa go die peppa

[@kissin609]

*MiCkEyMaCkEyMoObAbOo*

[@charmyzard]

Why the Roman emperor treatment to the name though?

[@locomotivetrainstation6053]

That's when the show came out

[@kernowpictures2002]

More like Boris Johnson 2018 - 2022 (he is run as prime minister)

[@blakdeth]

If these were realistic, that child would have gotten in trouble for talking back to a teacher.

[@cardboard8073]

The whole "talking back" shit is fucking ridiculous. That's how conversations are supposed to work! WHY PUNISH A CHILD FOR DOING A BASIC STRUCTURAL CONCEPT OF TALKING?!?!??

[@Tendo641]

It's stupid as hell to punish a kid for correcting you on something you're genuinely wrong about. Teachers who do that have fragile egos.

[@Nakia11798]

Not in every school. Some kids in my class talked back sometimes as kids and the teacher just ignored thrm because it was obvious they just wanted attention.

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

@@cardboard8073 no, that’s also classified as answering back if you say that to them

[@isaaccarter9007]

@@cardboard8073 I agree I told my teacher she got the maths quest ion wrong after she told another child that got it wrong and then I got a detention

[@historyhub9211]

"Pigs are meant to be cooked and eaten." I think Gandhi said that.

[@BloxieStuff]

OH NO 🤣🤣🤣

[@HashiNuke]

Peppa pork. Delish

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

“Are we sure Gandhi said that?” Batman “I’m paraphrasing”.

[@stalloneandrew3176]

Are you sure you quote wasn't dangerous for Muslim?

[@historyhub9211]

@@stalloneandrew3176 ???

[@adventarchivist5789]

What's unfortunate about this show is that Grandpa Rabbit is played by Brian Blessed. His beautifully baritone pipes are too good for a show like this

[@josejimtharayil1511]

Woah, Brian Blessed?! Brian Blessed deserves better.

[@adventarchivist5789]

@@josejimtharayil1511 I know, right? That voice sounded familiar the more and more I listened to it.

[@EvilMeganium]

@@josejimtharayil1511 even his last name is perfect

[@chesterlockett4002]

That poor man.

[@DrussTheSnoop]

@@EvilMeganium I think you mean it's Blessed.

[@victormartinezcancino9290]

13:00 Narrator: The market has come to tow... Strider: S T O P I T !

[@IShy2]

Last night I realized some of Sonic's lines in Sonic 06 were on the level of this narrator XD Ex: "The city's on fire" Yes, I can see that 😑

[@dmoneystop-motionstudios6284]

Peppa pig: Gets into two massive controversies Also Peppa pig: Wanna see me do it again

[@dhampir_days]

finally, a list that appeals to me

[@AefWEGaweg]

Lmao

[@-almxndd-5552]

I’ll start watching happy tree friends when there’s a Peppa Pig crossover

[@Rayquez]

Good Luck

[@connorhurst3276]

Where they cook peppa and eat her flesh

[@konoikurozora5851]

Now I need to see that

[@n1ghtmar3w0lf3]

oh by the gods yes please

[@marshmallowgalaxy1412]

I can see it already. Pappas family is most likely going to die in some horrible, painful way and at the end there going to accidently eat them because they thought it was bacon.

[@bluestreaker9242]

"Peppa Pig teaches kids to stick their hands in to random holes." Hmmmm...you sure this show was made for kids? >:3 Nah, but seriously, though, I'm surprised this is only the 3rd time Peppa taught kids it's okay to mess around with dangerous animals; I'd have thought by now it'd be the 329th! :/

[@Charlotte_Diana_Walker]

8:00: "No badly drawn turtles sign" I lost it. XD

[@yourlocaltroll9696]

These Peppa Pig video titles are getting better and better

[@felicvik9456]

The Peppa pig universe has a better Justice system than most countries

[@phantomstrider]

Sadly yes 😆

[@ghostbowandenvysmithfan]

I’m not surprised if they have a president.

[@henrywong2725]

@@ghostbowandenvysmithfan and it turned out to be Ms Rabbit

[@ghostbowandenvysmithfan]

@@henrywong2725 Lol, just me or Mrs. Rabbit is just the MacArthur of the series (total dramarama is bad)

[@kernowpictures2002]

“ better“ more like ruthlessly cruel and unforgiving

[@aliminator1310]

Josh: "I LOVE Sonic, and will make ANY excuse to talk about him!" - 2018 Also Josh: Makes FOUR SCATHING lists about Peppa Pig!

[@xtremeyoylecake]

To be fair, his commentary on Peppa Pig is very funny

[@Bartman1989-i2z]

Who doesn’t love Sonic? He’s so charming and funny.

[@Osio1000_5]

​@@Bartman1989-i2znot me. I find him annoying and unfunny

[@spiderduderednblue]

"MMM, Bacon..." -Homer Simpson

[@Retrodove101]

Good one!! XD

[@Destr0yedbyPlut0_]

I love how you describe all the episodes so dramatically

[@MissSallyB1]

*BRIAN BLESSED* is too good for this earth-shatteringly apalling show.

[@SorowFame]

This is the first thing I heard him in.

[@crystalgemgirl731]

@@SorowFame I first heard him in Pirates: Band of Misfits.

[@crystalgemgirl731]

He was very entertaining as the Pirates Band of Misfits.

[@steamboatwill3.367]

worse than "Freddy as F.R.O.7"....

[@HateBetty02]

*Brian*

[@eamo2334]

‘Doctors now recommend 7 vegetables a day’ That was kinda funny.

[@kernowpictures2002]

Well considering if you overdose on vitamins that’s a toxin

[@kernowpictures2002]

The only reason this joke exists is because she is an elephant and they have to spend over half of the day feeding to satisfy their metabolic demands

[@maxmeidl4909]

And I love the look super potato gives as if to say “now I have to rewrite my entire ditty to make it rhyme with seven”.

[@tmt36999]

Wait if these episodes are *EARTH-SHATTERINGLY* bad? Then how are we still-

[@bleepblock2177]

We will never know

[@MeWhenBonkio]

*United Kingdom left the lobby* If they actually created this show

[@sonicfan3230]

@@MeWhenBonkio As a UK citizen, may I say we are sorry for this absolutely horrid, garbage peace of crap. But it won't go away. Trust me, we want it to, bit it won't..

[@MeWhenBonkio]

​@@sonicfan3230 It's ok man

[@hannahmartin9705]

I'll call 9-1-1

[@lacievaule5758]

"Earth Shatteringly Appalling" is my new favourite phrase.

[@thegrandxbunny2073]

7:30 Daddy Pig is part of the pig mafia alongside Napoleon. 15:20 Actually, the next episode, Peppa teaches kids to say hi to the lions and scorpions.

[@tijanamilenkovic3425]

To be honest, lions are harmless compared to mosquitos

[@thegrandxbunny2073]

@@tijanamilenkovic3425 Peppa knows Lions shouldn't be provoked. So she feeds it mosquitos. Now every time it roars, mosquitoes come out.

[@IShy2]

She's gonna tell you the following Use a rattlesnake as a scarf, they love that Pet every poison dart frog you see Wear a jellyfish as a hat Next I suppose she's going to tell you to have a starring contest with a basilisk (I've been replaying Lego Harry Potter recently, it's a priority on my mind)

[@trashpandaeli4479]

I actually can't complain about the simple feat of Super Potato grabbing a hat. I actually think we need more superheroes directed at children who focus almost entirely on that because it shows little kids you don't have to be big and powerful to be a hero, and that random acts of kindness to others is in and of itself a heroic deed

[@sonnyfox60]

I love how a grown man is showing his distain for a 0-4 cartoon

[@basedhomuraakemienjoyer9014]

Queen peppa deserves better 😔

[@laurencarter1616]

@@basedhomuraakemienjoyer9014 nah nah nah let's make bacon

[@basedhomuraakemienjoyer9014]

@@laurencarter1616 imagine bringing peppa down just because she's not your favorite artist 🤡

[@commentspae]

bruh i've personally experienced this show as a 0-4 i have the right to express my disdain for it at 16

[@laurencarter1616]

@@basedhomuraakemienjoyer9014 imagine yours not being daddy pig 🤡

[@thelordpizzaman3461]

Man Peppa has really taken a toll on Phantom's sanity

[@KimberDWZ]

lol, nice name

[@markovladisavljevic2731]

Peppa Pig:*Exists* PhantomStrider:How many times do I have to teach you this lesson,old man?!

[@NS-it9pq]

Peppa Pig: I love to make young and old people go insane.

[@IShy2]

Peppa: But spiders are just tiny wittle guys 😊 Phantom: I'm an AUSTRALIAN!!! 😡

[@ztyran]

7:50 I always figured that he was in the construction business along with Mr. Bull. They did make a whole episode where he had to travel to a nearby country to test their concrete.

[@slayjay5741]

7:41 Well according to the show, daddy pig works for some sort of company that makes concrete for people to use, I wanna say he’s the CEO but I’m not sure

[@CaretakerWanted]

"Some people just want to watch the world burn" PhantomStrider: "If by world you mean Peppa Pig"

[@amadeuszpyzel7268]

The *parents: get stuck in death fortress* Me: Where is Mr potato when we need one?

[@dashietheytpproductions2521]

Lol good question!

[@katerobinson3250]

In the Peppa Pig universe: Cows sell their own dairy. In our universe: E-girls sell their own bathwater. I'm sorry.

[@Puki9117]

Even male ones

[@pervertedstoner69reborn70]

Bulls are male cattle and Cows are female cattle. Did Mrs. Cow keep her maiden name when she married Mr. Bull? Why are they not called Mr. And Mrs. Cattle?

[@KanishQQuotes]

I got canned flatulence

[@IShy2]

A secret innuendo in Peppa Pig 😮 Nah, probably just a coincidence, because the writers have no concept of creativity XD

[@claireglover1391]

12:19 strider people use that one line of daiolog in their channel Intro’s like what is wrong with this planet

[@TheBoComanofficial]

Phantom strider list 0:22 Caves 2:26 Super potato 4:54 Soft play 7:19 Parking ticket 9:39 Chatterbox 12:56 "honorable" mentions 13:51 Rock pools

[@froakachu8077]

I think you’ve forgotten that this show is British, which is one of the safest places on earth animal wise. There is next to nothing dangerous in the UK. Maybe the occasional jellyfish (just a normal non lethal one) only 1 spider that can bite (false widow) and the most dangerous shark is like a basking shark. Nothing bad happens in rock pools in the UK except maybe anemonies

[@froakachu8077]

@ShadowFlareGamer exactly, nothing dangerous in the UK

[@billygray6776]

@@froakachu8077 there are multiple spiders that can bite, the false widow just happens to be the most venomous.

[@princesita53]

A 3rd grader education should show that not every place on earth is safe and that peepa pig shouldn't teach kids this bs

[@froakachu8077]

@@princesita53 it’s made to be watched by British Ed pieple

[@ToaderTheToad]

@@froakachu8077 Well, it would be nice if they actually edited the episode or something, because I have no problem with Peppa being British, but it is weird how even in the US they call the flashlights Torches (I mean, you could argue that it's because, you know, they're British, but U.S. kids probably wouldn't care too much about the details and find it weird how they call them Torches)

[@alexpotts6520]

0:34 "Peppa and his family" Damn. For over a decade now I have been shamelessly misgendering Peppa Pig. I... don't know what to make of that...

[@christianfarren1179]

Fun fact: Grampy Rabbit is voiced by the irrepressibly bombastic BRIAN BLESSED!!!!

[@EmmyJeanBean]

I love how the mole characters in this show wear glasses, It's supposed to be because of the real life fact that moles don't have very good eyesight, at least above ground. So I thought that was a pretty clever thing that Peppa pig did.

[@toonworldcocoa1760]

Peppa: THAT'S IT, I'm never going to talk again! Me: :) Peppa: Ugh, this is a silly game! Me: (Inside) AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[@Corgipon]

The pigs just never stop. I’m waiting for them to be turned into bacon and sausages.

[@lxstfulgrxvestone69420]

I want some ham bro

[@Corgipon]

@@lxstfulgrxvestone69420 mmm ham

[@ajlogomanthecreepysusiefan5502]

4:14 Super Potato has left the building... Josh Will remember that

[@ajlogomanthecreepysusiefan5502]

Oh my God you actually hearted my comment thank you so much!

[@kernowpictures2002]

Elvis reference

[@misterecgamer2824]

I live with a 2 year old who loves this show, and im glad that somebody else understands that just because a show is for kids doesn’t mean it should be lazily made.

[@NerdyChocolateLabradoodle]

7:28 Who in their right mind goes out of their way to buy concrete, simply because they like concrete?

[@thrashmetalhead88]

Lol, I know right?

[@everwildart3563]

Your reaction to everything is always enjoyable to watch

[@Goof_Goob8]

2:58 I couldn’t help but laugh at Strider’s sarcasm 😂😂😂

[@ghostlyv]

Oh Strider you are definitely in my top 5 youtubers!!! Every video has research behind it, effort and I love your personality. I love seeing your posts on Twitter, they're so wholesome!! Keep on being you and thank you for another awesome upload!

[@hafsamiller1758]

2018: Worst Peppa Pig Episodes 2019: caticlymaically abysmal Peppa pig episodes 2020: Earth Shatteringly Apalling Peppa Pig Episodes 2021: Universally Pandering Peppa Pig Episodes 2022: Galactically Stupid Peppa Pig Episodes 2023: Eternally Unpleasant Peppa Pig Episodes

[@erikdaniels0n]

2024: Strider finally goes insane and murders Peppa and her whole family

[@isobelmiller7464]

@@erikdaniels0n Except Daddy Pig.

[@LauraOnDuty]

LOL! :D

[@mitchellgsheph1]

2025: Infinitely Disgraceful Peppa Pig Episodes

[@em5345-]

2026: Order 67 is issued. All Peppa Pig characters are murdered, tortured, and Peppa's family became the Christmas ham back before the crisis. However, Daddy Pig, Grandpa Rabbit, and Miss (Ms?) Rabbit were spared from the horrendous attack. 2027: DADDY PIG AND MISS/MS RABBIT BREACH CONTAINMENT! Late 2027: the characters were found dead in the ruins of the Peppa Pig city and Grandpa Rabbit died 17 years later, Order 67 is over.

[@RaphBlade7]

I would like to point out, Daddy Pig's concrete fixation comes partially from his occupation as an civil engineer/architect. Also in another episode he had an overdue library book called "The Wonderful World of Concrete" which somehow ended up in the bookshelf in Peppa and George's bedroom with it being discovered one night when Peppa was looking for a bedtime storybook, and she insisted he read it, which was boring and caused the children to fall fast asleep. The next day they visited the library and it turned out Daddy Pig's book was overdue by ten years, though he was still allowed to borrow another book and he found a sequel to the first book on concrete. In a more recent episode, Daddy Pig has to go to another country by train to test their concrete with him taking the family along for the ride. The train conductor actually makes a huge fuss about Daddy Pig, while comically ignoring the countries King (there is a scene in the dining car where Daddy Pig asks for both coffee and orange juice but Miss Rabbit says he must choose one or the other, but the conductor decides to make an exception for Daddy Pig, but when the King desires the same preferential treatment, the Conductor says it isn't possible). The episode seems to treat Daddy Pig's expertise in concrete as a big deal in the unnamed foreign country they travel to. Also in another episode, Daddy Pig is overseeing the reconstruction of the school's playground and Madame Gazelle convinces him to show the children some science, and near the end of the episode he shows the children how concrete starts off soft before hardening, and gets so wrapped up in his demonstration that he gets stuck when it hardens, as he ignored Mr. Bull's attempts to warn him until it was too late, leading to Mr. Bull's rather predictable solution of "Will Dig It Up!" with the end of the episode being Mr. Bull and his construction crew using jackhammers to free Daddy Pig as the episode ends on the running gag of Mr. Bull "digging up the road".

[@kernowpictures2002]

At least he doesn’t brag about concrete like Patrick(The cement mixer in Thomas) did

[@ashaler__]

thanks for putting yourself through this

[@BuddyPlot]

Next: 6 galaxy destroying, planet pulverisingly awfully apalling peppa pig episodes

[@aralesystem6344]

*PEPPA PIG DESTROYS THE WORLD*

[@owenfautley]

Of course grandpa rabbit is the best character. He is voiced by the legend Biran Blessed who puts his heart into every performance. Also Peppa pig is set in the UK not Australia and the only deadly animals we have are adders and agitated badgers.

[@shad0wed_s1gnals]

they're in australia in one episode tho, as seen on this list......

[@MachallaNaNaNa]

I love how you described the Soft Play episode as a thriller. Cracked me right up 😂

[@averytubestudios]

The bad adjectives that Strider comes up with for these titles are HILARIOUS. Keep it up.

[@randomperson4756]

“Always to remember to eat or die”

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

Strider, you're a braver person than I am for being able to sit through Peppa Pig at absolutely rock bottom quality. Also... Fun fact! The voice actor for Grampy Rabbit is famous British actor Brian Blessed.

[@LordKraken3]

Next video: *6 Solar-System Bustingly Atrocious Peppa Pig Episodes*

[@wiibrockster]

*8 dimension shatteringly awful Peppa Pig episodes*

[@professionalidiot1156]

7 world ending apocalypse bringing terrible Peppa pig episodes

[@NexoninjaMk]

12:09 What is wrong with these kids?! I don't know strider…it started back in 2004…

[@ChuckySkullHead]

I never thought I'd see Thanos and Peppa Pig in the same video.

[@mannieb2]

List suggestion: top 3 Peppa episodes that sent kids to the emergency room

[@Jack-Oates]

I'm sorry was that rabbit voiced by Brian Blessed? It sounds like him, mad and eccentric. Edit: Just looked it up, I was right.

[@wiibrockster]

Grandpa Rabbit is literally this shows only saving grace

[@rogue7723]

Who’s Brian Blessed? Is that like a religious super hero?

[@Jack-Oates]

@@rogue7723 Oh, he's greater than any super hero. Look up Brian Blessed HIGNFY, the quality is bad but he is hilarious.

[@mgthestrange9098]

He’s an old and wonderfully eccentric British actor.

[@richardbell7678]

@@rogue7723 Brian Blessed is a master of the art being such a ham of an actor that he seems to be chewing on the scenery, yet he is still enjoyable to watch and has pulled off some serious dramatic roles. He played the role of Caesar Augustus in a dramatization of Robert Grave's "I, Claudius", as well as such over the top roles as King Ikonos from an episode of Doctor Who and the King of the Hawkmen from that 80's Flash Gordon film, and voice acting such roles as the Pirate King from "Pirates: Band of Misfits" and His Boss-ness from "The Phantom Menace".

[@CaitCher]

I'm already dying at the bacon emojis in the title. And again, here's Josh torturing himself with the kids show from hell.

[@Lpsdingo.allyson]

6:00 and that was the most pathetic “help!” I’ve ever heard.

[@thefoxcritic1]

😂😂👌

[@badmobilegameads0000]

The voice actors and actresses were paid peanuts due to awful acting like THAT.

[@Hypercube2017]

⁠@@badmobilegameads0000that or their acting was awful _because_ they were paid in circus peanuts.

[@TomatoeDude]

*help*

[@lordroy88]

I hope you enjoyed the bacon Strider!