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[@CarlMakesVideos]

I cannot fathom what it must be like to fall asleep on the couch with the tv on, and then wake up still half asleep with this playing. It must feel like dying.

[@roddydykes7053]

NotQuite Videos That. Would be an experience.

[@reidmaxwell8874]

Watching this high changes a man

[@Desparil]

We're all dying

[@frenchguitarguy1091]

Reid Maxwell after smoking a few joints my friend puts this on, I first thought I was tripping Or something, turns out this show is amazing

[@natfingerboard]

I like to let youtube videos playing when I go to sleep and sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night with a random video playing, it's such a good feeling of "what the fuck is going on"

[@YoYoItsHaylee]

“Hey hunger games, I’m still full” good lord, bless this show

[@juliacastellanos7764]

Lol

[@jhaypjhaypjhayp]

Oh I’m saying it

[@privatetrash2810]

Psycho in my mind, lunatic, hysteria

[@theavocadoscientist7979]

"EvEr BoNe YoUr GrAnDmA tO dEaTh"

[@hardearnedincomev2727]

@@theavocadoscientist7979 can relate

[@PerkinsVR]

The botched assassination attempt would have been the perfect bit to do when there was a guest on stage.

[@joeyrodriguez7603]

That’s a real event,some president was speaking and some guy ran up with a gun and it jammed loook it up it’s pretty wild

[@CemeteryDriver]

Joey Rodriguez was Boutta say that lol

[@ixxxxxxx]

they reenacted it 1:1 haha

[@mikebazinga982]

@@joeyrodriguez7603 it's based off of Ahmed Dogan real failed assassination attempt, some bulgarian politician which happened exactly like the show reenacted it lol. It's even recorded and there's videos on it on KZbin, it's wild

[@twotone3731]

@@mikebazinga982 What about that scene from batman where they try to kill harvey dent

[@PanzerMan332]

That part with Eric playing the bass is funnier when you realize that he went to Berklee College of Music and played upright bass

[@flisko123]

what is he saying there? first line? cant undarstando

[@allanfallucci9269]

Very clean!

[@alexanderolszewski9093]

@flisko pshyco in my mind lunatic hysteria woke up in the morning and I got dyptheria

[@gerardinho7dani]

@@flisko123 it's just nu metal bullshit

[@nicke.424]

I wonder when he'll get that $120,000 back

[@shamlanhasawi311]

Hannibal's emotionless face gets me everytime xD

[@MattachineFGC]

Give it up for Hannibal Burgers, everybody!

[@theinternet1424]

'Sup Hannibal Burgers?

[@ADunnMusic]

Shamlan Hasawi ecks dee

[@Proscooterer]

Shamlan Hasawi *Eckss deee*

[@matthewrogers8416]

literally came to this video for that moment only

[@ScourgeSolace]

My favorite one is where he takes a pistol, empties two clips into Hannibal, and then turns towards the camera and says "who killed Hannibal?"

[@natekavicky2432]

Scourge and Solace Thats now a meme

[@ratskin537]

Magazines*

[@TheHudsonPhoenix]

It makes you wonder, doesn't it?

[@donniedanko1499]

A magazine is what feeds the gun's chamber, the clip is a tool to feed a magazine. They often use clips to reload guns with an internal magazine.

[@Rex-sy8ye]

@@donniedanko1499 dont be silly, a magazine is a thin book, usually holding random crap about famous people and how they got married for the 5th time this week.

[@dr.dentit3914]

I love how the crowd was audibly disappointed that he did not get shot at 1:57

[@derincatalbas9425]

cant spell American Dream without eric andre

[@sspiderandbee]

Dude WTF that genuinely blew my mind.

[@burgbuilds]

mind blown

[@gianna8110]

Imma use that one

[@mr.peanutbutter6969]

Good one. Can't spell United States of America without _Cunt._

[@TheLazarusOperation]

@@mr.peanutbutter6969 You're acting like such a zoey.

[@creamwarrior]

I love that he grabs a jacket to throw over his shoulder when he's already wearing one.

[@brokenwave6125]

But not leather bro

[@angelit161]

Lmao

[@Eagles7sjn]

😂😂😂

[@erty117]

HEY HUNGER GAMES I'M STILL FULL!

[@danisraeli]

Hannibal?

[@Rolsification]

psycho in my mind lunatic hysteria

[@Gunnar001]

Woke up in the morning and I got Diphtheria!

[@deaconpeters2994]

Hannibal?

[@mero8051]

+billyboyjennings what dipdiarèa?

[@JC-kj3kn]

Eric: “Im dying” Hannibal: “We all are” Hannibal: *Dies*

[@BEESU]

Yes, that is what happened in the video.

[@largemanjones9566]

@@BEESU lmfao

[@HunterIsRad]

*We’ll Be Right Back*

[@bigmike9947]

4:35 The most deadpan panicked scream I've ever heard.

[@frgwyn3760]

Michael Kilsdonk lmao

[@sidneychannel]

Bird up

[@tempospeed]

Give it up for Hannibal Burgers

[@luciawilliams8515]

R GF NB S VB xz S 😃😙🎫

[@dragonknightofamiraka3636]

👏👏👏👏

[@treyebillups8602]

We got a lot of fun stuff planned this season, y’all. Catch the excitement! *upbeat jazz tune*

[@thibaut2]

Ma man

[@Dancing_Jesus]

3:41

[@Lyw1234567890]

This is true modern surrealism. What a work of art this show is

[@buchanan9000]

Not surrealism. It is Absurdism.

[@kelseyjaffer]

pure Dada!!

[@churrocharcharm]

@@buchanan9000 I dunnnooo, its pretty surreal

[@nootnewt9323]

CharChar no this is absurdism. There’s a small overlap between the two but absurdism is the humor in the meaninglessness of life.

[@Ben-rz9cf]

Hey Lisa i heard you got a little wang in your family tree lololol. Get it?

[@th0nked]

When Eric said 👁👄👁

[@CloudShys]

i felt that 😔👊🏻

[@AlphoxHD]

hannibal?

[@arekkusutsuki1119]

POOR PIRANO no

[@willoverdoseonmusic]

Not funny.

[@goatmansasquatch1485]

3:46

[@m3d14music]

*“Woody Allen is in the news, Huh? Well he’s not, I just think his whole existence is weird.”*

[@Sandux930]

This just in, justin bieber is dead

[@Brainbuster]

Yes, that is what was said in the video.

[@salvadorgalvan7905]

Hannibal's teeth whiter than a golf community

[@zebrom7994]

Veneers

[@dar1n_fgp]

Wanna go golfing sport?

[@ryline666]

yuh, bra doo go

[@jrdnsgrarchvs9163]

Tell that to fantano

[@94est.43]

@ntw98 whiter than then William Calley

[@whanowa]

There is so much genius in this show that people are missing out on!

[@Alexander-mg4pr]

I wouldn't go that far

[@Emon_Lusk_]

balls

[@Relco12]

El Pequeño Pene Your inspiration quote helped me ace my test

[@theonewind]

Nah leave that to Rick and Morty

[@998clan]

I'VE COVERED WARS YOU KNOW opinion

[@crazyrocketman8278]

3:05 best thing i've ever seen in my life

[@fiddlersgreen2790]

Hannibal was crucial to this show's dynamic. It just doesn't work without him. Sad to see him go.

[@latinorapfan]

What happened to him?

[@Annorexorcist]

@@latinorapfan he died

[@latinorapfan]

@@Annorexorcist omfg really? :'( That shit hurts a lot. This comedy has been crucial in overcoming process against depression.

[@Space...765]

@@latinorapfan he's still alive

[@Space...765]

He just left the show

[@partykrew666]

that nu-metal monologue was pretty lit

[@Dyl_Cam]

*Psycho in my mind lunatic hysteria, Woke up in the morning and I got diphtheria*

[@imfromthegovandimheretohelp]

AyDayDay ... Hannibal?

[@sircartier4422]

DMX 4real we'll be right back

[@erikakrause8970]

partykrew666 really cd9-4 was the last

[@Iseemydemons]

AyDayDay 😂😂😂

[@MrAppleby56]

You're not Martin Luther King

[@dylanh04]

thanks

[@barelyawake868]

You're not

[@peteregan5974]

but then why does his peepee come out yellow?

[@barelyawake868]

Pzuzu Plays because Alex Jones didn't fuck his wife.

[@Gswfansince2015]

+Tyreke Gaskin I see you on every eric andre video

[@hobgoblin8038]

“Wait a minute... you think that those words you just said, should be on television?” *Eric rethinks concept of the whole show*

[@Ichabod_Jericho]

PSYCHO IN MY MIND LUNATIC HYSTERIA WOKE UP IN THE MORNIN AND I GOT DYPTHERIA 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

[@glitchmaster2672]

Hannibal?

[@bobafoba5832]

We’ll Be Right Back.

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

Thanks. I had no idea what he was saying.

[@bretthomas9425]

It's actually "diphtheria." It's ok, though. I thought it had a "y" in it too. Then I realized I was just thinking about the syphilis that is rotting my brain.

[@MANUEL11]

Hannibal

[@Drross0]

burgers

[@Relco12]

Cannibal

[@triggered8556]

#freehannibal

[@Bi_scotti_5]

You broke down comedy to it's basic components!

[@jimmy-breeze]

Hey Hannibal Have you heard about this?

[@highofftap7073]

STUCK UP IN MY MIND, LUNATIC HYSTERIA. WOKE UP IN THE MORNING, NOW I GOT DIPHTHERIA.

[@LonesomeKrow]

kingdong112382 Hannibal?

[@999KMX]

It's *Psycho* in my mind Lunatic hysteria Woke up in the morning *and* I got diptheria

[@streetxjammingdualxscreens9228]

Id pay for a full song of that bit

[@gregoryashton]

Shawn246 You are WRONG! @highofftap spelled diphtheria correctly and you didn’t. If you’re going to correct someone, at least do it properly.

[@HxThomison]

@@999KMX no. It's actually psychos in my mind grapes I juiced his areas, choked my chubby chicken now I'm RICKROLLED I WIN FOREVER GOOGLE IT.

[@RockyHellers]

3:20 "I AMM A TOMATO"

[@lazyrasta4043]

Tomato tomato... lettuce onions pickles ketchup marinated mustard

[@hankhill2254]

LazyRasta mayonnaise

[@powderedtoastfacekillah734]

Disguised Spy Hannibal Burgers

[@amshmans3841]

Russel Brand everybody

[@wendigovanderblitz4823]

*"Do you think that those words you just said should be in television?"* This is the Eric Andre Show. You can do whatever you want to do!

[@imjonathan6745]

Im dying

[@TorTor323]

Holy shit those fake eyes got me

[@sircartier4422]

TorTorTalks what are you talking about

[@nicke.424]

@@sircartier4422 3:13

[@picklehat1455]

WOKE UP IN THE MORNING AND I GOT DIPHTERIA! *takes off glasses* Hannibal?

[@Papabandana]

It makes my skin itch, I love it

[@aykutelmasvine-mk5wp]

@@picklehat1455 whats that supossed to be ı didnt get it could u pls explain

[@juliah6322]

Eric Andre is a national treasure and we must protect him

[@MichaelVavor]

He's like........pizza.

[@thebeastwithin6978]

1:56

[@moshpitfuneral]

I can’t like this, the number...

[@maxhydekyle2425]

I think he can protect himself

[@andyblood4805]

Stfu

[@mason867]

how I start off a conversation 3:26

[@hankhill2254]

What? What is that?

[@L4444LoL]

"Hey hunger games... I'm still full!" gets me every time.

[@alexmarshall7906]

I fucking died when he starts naming food and the guy making the burger bahah this show is the best!

[@seblasian]

The 'edgy' monologue just might be my favorite part of the show.

[@kaikai9122]

YA EVER TAKE A PISS AT THE ZOO AND THE HIPPO WALKS IN AND YOURE ALL LIKE: “GET OUT OF HERE YOU FAT BITCH.”

[@breydanhammer8417]

hannibal's shock and disgust during that last monologue is genuinely good acting

[@colemanwalsh7477]

The part had me balling 😂

[@ashleyonix4622]

Now that he worked with Beyoncé on The Lion King....I wonder if this was brought up......

[@mananwashere]

prolly not, imagine Beyonce saying "remember when you said I have 6 nipples"

[@alldaymori1]

@@mananwashere like a 🐕

[@kylenewk243]

"Hey Hunger Games, I'm still full!"

[@sansstrongerthanyou5683]

Kyle Newk what does it means?

[@sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775]

@@sansstrongerthanyou5683 he is not hungry?

[@TheChickencheeseman]

Best part of the video 😂😂had to find this genius comment

[@x2ceyez]

most underrated show on TV atm.

[@christopherbishop6172]

All I can think of is: "Watered Down Tim and Eric."

[@scrotor189]

+Christopher Bishop no doubt now that show was a hidden gem.

[@RajasVids]

+Christopher Bishop I thought that at first, but this show really holds its own.

[@justinokraski3796]

Bird Up is even more underrated

[@toka8748]

0:37 this is the solid definition of a fever dream

[@sidneychannel]

I’m dying

[@DeathIsAroundUs]

We all are

[@pyrotechnick420]

2:02 all I can hear here is "HE'S MY SON" with a heavy russian accent

[@ProducShuns]

WOKE UP IN THE MORNING AN I GOT DIPTHERIA ... hannibal?

[@mrdizo]

3:07 had me dying haha

[@crystalsanchez8897]

i was dead when i saw his face 😂

[@StreetwisE619]

Shit was actually sick the whole bit was funny af

[@CarrieFisherman]

Chris Its 311, my dad listened to it all the time when I was a kid, I think, 90% sure

[@coolandhandsome6278]

H

[@hughjass3508]

This show exists as entertainment for very high people

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

Ian W I'm not high and love it

[@gil5885]

it’s just as fun when you have a high fever

[@davidchase9424]

I'm not high, I just hate pop culture.

[@mikevismyelement]

You act like that's noteworthy or special for TV much less adult swim

[@yesmansam6686]

Jokes on you, im only 5 feet tall and i love this show

[@LevelUpWithLario]

He looked genuinely scared when that dude ran up with a gun

[@1998Agee]

1:50 AHAHAHA. Failed Assassination

[@sentient02970]

This whole show is like watching a drunk rehearsal.

[@Thepharcyde4ever]

"Im dying"

[@rolandmick5911]

we all are

[@MichaelWilliams-gt2df]

*We'll be right back*

[@leroyrockwell4837]

Thepharcyde4ever ʞɔɐq ʇɥƃᴉɹ ǝq ll,ǝM

[@walterzamalis4846]

Something about Hannibal screaming makes me feel so safe

[@stormy2787]

1:55 that’s the most genuine reaction I’ve ever seen lmao, they prolly sprung that on him.

[@ashersmith3466]

BRUH THAT MUSTVE BEEN TERRIFYING WHAT THE FUCK

[@nunavyourbiznas8660]

how'd I do?

[@adultswimuk]

BEAM HIM BACK.

[@mero8051]

AHHHHHHHHGGAGGAGGHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!

[@BlueXNocturne]

Fucking love this show! I'm so happy that Season 4 will be out soon!

[@martiansubculture]

fuck yes

[@MovieHound17]

can't wait to roast a doob and watch some eric andre on fri....these promos are fucking hilarious FREEDOM AIN'T NOT FREE.

[@jamaiz07]

+MovieHound17 shut up

[@martiansubculture]

Antwan Mclendon Shut up.

[@jamaiz07]

dmares700​shut up

[@brianthrift1301]

Psycho in my mind lunatic hysteria, Woke up in the morning and I got diphtheria... ...Hannibal?

[@aykutelmasvine-mk5wp]

İ didnt get it joke

[@davidgriffith598]

3:00 I laugh at that way harder than I feel like I should.

[@Sandux930]

4:35

[@mistermackey638]

Coachella sucks this year

[@jeromekrammes2031]

Lol, just got this after another video.

[@lancevanover8344]

I think it makes more sense if u watched the Netflix show because of the Tupac hologram

[@JEMurl]

I'm dying.....

[@Rockmonanov]

We all are.

[@arizonacardinals9561]

each second is a second closer to death

[@kanyeiam]

is it blissful?

[@computerpastiche]

its like a dream

[@arizonacardinals9561]

Lisandro Brasolin its an illusion, when we die we will wake up in a cryo chamber 5,000,000 years in the future. You were sent back to experience what life was back then.

[@onelusciouslad7841]

I love how something with completely different pace and feeling just comes up out of nowhere, I adore this show

[@davimelo9181]

2:44 gotta love the keyboard lady

[@ClusterFoxtrot]

is that seriously an obscure reference to the assassination attempt of Ahmed Dogan in Hungary at 1:47? this show is genius

[@osmankurt6982]

Yep

[@brokenwave6125]

Obscure?? That's an almost perfect reaction of an event that the whole globe knows about.

[@punkchris]

that’s not obscure at all lol

[@luxkstn]

Man i'm 2 years late but it happened in bulgaria not hungary

[@Msterbg]

It was in Bulgaria not Hungary like wtf :D

[@jdun1316]

hey hunger games i'm still full

[@STLCODPS3123]

“I’m dying” “We all are” WOOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHH

[@klarenzcobie6595]

When eric said, im dying and hannibal said, we all are... *I FELT THAT*

[@Skydrag.V60]

Beautiful...

[@JEMurl]

!

[@LesusJizard]

+Bamboo Tank whos footprints are these?

[@justinmartinez8612]

3:06 - 3:15 watch it thousands time

[@spidaddyjr9249]

lol same

[@richardbarajas6953]

I fukin died

[@TrumanProductions]

I laughed so hard in class 😂

[@wiredinprod]

Same

[@radron22]

Same! Lmao!!

[@megadick6000]

I like at 0:16 the crowd laughs at Eric saying "so, Beyonce..." before he says the punchline, implying that she is actually the joke. It is the little details like that that make it a good show.

[@sadfloppa1952]

3:44 give it up for hannibal burgers

[@DannOfSteel]

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND I GOT DIPHTHERIA God I love it when he covers RHCP.

[@PatchCornAdams723]

Here's an idea for you...Imagine: you're from the UK, and you're a huge fan of Eric Andre. You know about the show and have seen all the clips, as well as the advertising campaign for the new season. You're super excited to see it, but for some reason, Adult Swim continues to ignore the LARGE demographic that you belong to, based on your location (despite the fans trying multiple times to be heard). They shit on you *further*, by blocking your country on their official website.... - Which you were directed to - and then, to add a little bit of salt to the already gaping wound; Adult Swim starts uploading tons of old content to a channel dedicated to your country, like we haven't already seen these a million times. Meanwhile, you spend hours trawling the internet, chasing that illusive link to the new episodes. Dodging the ISPs blacklist, logging into proxies or vpns, and generally jumping through hoops just to watch a show. And at the end of it all, no money is even generated for the actual network. Sort it out please?

[@peteyeffohh3684]

PatchCornAdams723 NO.

[@MrBruno122]

Damn man, u should eat some tacos

[@1woozy]

Elusive*

[@thethumper088]

I wouldn't know. I live in America. Cue the anthem. 🦅🚀💥🇺🇸

[@akosacs01]

Use vpn

[@GuyWithBadHair]

1:43 - When the budget kicks in...

[@cookiecookies2870]

1:55 Hannibal is just in the background watching and smiling

[@yesmansam6686]

He's watching his plan fall apart before him.

[@deathsagaXX]

Hannibal is always either really high, or really full... maybe both?

[@vabp8985]

Hannibal?

[@FranzVonGaart]

"psycho in my mind, lunatic, hysteria. woke up in the morning and I got diptheria" brilliant

[@sunnyapartmentroom2038]

Hannibals expressions really make it honestly

[@danisraeli]

I feel sad for people who don't get Eric Andre. (Or that there isn't much to get in the first place. It's called absurdist humor. Eric Andre is a great blend of Tim & Eric, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Tom Green Show and even a little Troma Films, more season one in that last regard.)

[@afterpodcast]

Agree 100%! I'd throw some Andy Milonakis in there too.

[@tozjesoir7190]

he stands in the grand tradition of andy kaufman and happenings too

[@88erva]

And Steve-O

[@yucky-yucky]

this show is from another dimension and you can't prove me wrong

[@someguy8208]

3:40 that was so random, I love it

[@butterbean7814]

“Hey hunger games, I’m still... FULL!”

[@Darkness12590]

For the failed assassination, he should've rolled off screen like the guy did on the original video.

[@scruffy262]

2:30 is what Suicide Squad wanted to be

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

I wish there had been an Eric Andre / Steve Brule crossover.

[@thedobosh]

I think I would straight up die from laughter

[@toolthoughts]

that would have been great. too bad we lost Steve so young

[@regretthebroken]

@@toolthoughtshe’s just a dang hunk anyways. who cares?

[@kevinmurphy6129]

still tryna figure out how he did that with his eyes

[@jvnxiie2441]

Kevin Murphy makeup I think

[@darkozymandias4387]

HalfSak TheSadSak you think?

[@jingalls9142]

Im imagining Norm Mcdonald for some reason. Norm: Im still...trying to figure out...howhedidthatwithhiseyes?

[@retcxn]

Dorian Sanchez you think?

[@tgrandstaff1091]

Give it up for Hannibal Burgers everyone!!!!

[@fathergascoigne4609]

4:22 that scream lmao

[@hippolimbicoVIII]

I can't believe this show has been running for so many years and I'm just discovering it tonight. Absolute madness 😍

[@cheche9949]

3:13 this got me!!!! This show is magnificent 😂

[@hoks9973]

I laughed so hard but only because it's so random to me.. is there a meaning to the part where he is deformed and asks for hannibal?

[@plaguedoctor323]

I love that they throw eric a leather jacket just so he can hold it over his shoulder

[@Wavmagik]

This shit makes literally no sense. Subscribed.

[@claytonmartin3291]

But it does make cents

[@stevenphillips6127]

Never watched a full episode, but every clip I've seen on youtube never failed to make me lol.

[@samsquanch4201]

‘It’s no Roots,but i came anyway!’ Hahaha

[@haileyc6445]

520 bro

[@mb2k100]

bull's-eye.

[@The_Fat_Turtle]

Even if I wasn't a fan of Eric Andre and Hannibal, The 3:07 part sold me on the entire show. Too bad their network hates Canadians.

[@Kromsmitesyou]

Everyone hates canadians. They are America's weak, slow witted cousin who wishes they could sit at the grown up table.

[@The_Fat_Turtle]

You're cute. Think of that one all by yourself?

[@jamesrusk1631]

and america is the tumor ridden uncle who is extremely racist but doesn't want admit it

[@Kromsmitesyou]

Patrick Star sure. let me get one of my guns.

[@austintaylor240]

james rusk basically

[@WaldoBagelTopper]

lmao Hannibal is just classic.

[@WORDDDD1999]

2:55 is the best thing i think.

[@curtissugarwood9260]

I fucking love Eric Andre Show

[@ejlea]

This ain't your mama's monologue!

[@mdawguu]

the “....Hannibal?” kills me every time omfg 😭😭

[@rickylafleur9855]

The dynamic between those two is ELECTRIC

[@jobananas3052]

i miss the Lo Fi Look

[@MrBiggysmalls87]

4:16 Star Trek 4:19 The Fly 4:34 THANKS FOR THE RIDE LADY!!!

[@diagnosedwithchrons4741]

2:21 I am actually dying

[@moshpit1012]

We all are

[@monpekokero]

I feel like when that guy ran up with the gun is one of the times they didn't tell him the bit was gonna happen, he actually looked afraid