6 Painful Peripherals That Wanted Us To Suffer

[@Ashfielder]

Damn it Jane! It's not 'pun prison', it's 'your local punitentiary!'

[@pepsia6508]

You sure are a PUNisher

[@waynebelfast]

+Toby Wood Love it! :D

[@TheMuffin18]

+Toby Wood Sigh... Have a thumbs up.

[@Arzaker]

+Toby Wood when you about to make a pun in the comments section but someone beat you by 2 hours ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

[@leocalvaireii6980]

+Toby Wood hum... a younger twin? Am I the only one who sees what's wrong with that?

[@RIPjkripper]

I remember throwing a tantrum in Sears because my parents wouldn't buy me a virtual boy. And here they were just looking out for me and being good parents. *sniff Mom & Dad, I love you!!

[@dale1809]

Awws lolol

[@jamdoodles]

I bought a Virtual Boy one week before Nintendo discontinued it. The nice little old lady at the Wal-Mart, upon hearing my story of woe and regret, let me swapsie it for a SNES.

[@420sakura1]

You poor soul.

[@AgentCamtho1]

*Sees Guitar Hero hand thing* No... no... I left you behinddddd *Hand starts cramping*

[@melonymutou]

I owned the Guitar Hero for DS with the peripheral part and I 100%'d it in highest difficulty and I don't remember having any pains or cramps at all and actually I found it particularly fun D= Playing Guitar Hero at school was super nice, too, since, like they said, it was that time frame that everyone was playing that crap xD; Maybe I.. played with it differently than everyone else...?? Though I used it the exact way they show...

[@Spence1115]

"I have been compared to Kevin Spacey" Boy, that hasn't aged well...

[@Preidon666]

I love playing Dark Souls when my Blood sport is on.

[@beenhereallalong9093]

x)

[@epicaxeguy3323]

Especially hardcore mode

[@beenhereallalong9093]

especially in ng+10 😢

[@epicaxeguy3323]

+ahmed algamed Yeah

[@beenhereallalong9093]

+Axeman760 I'm in ng+11 with soul level 389 and I getting rikt 😢

[@TziporaArt]

Lose blood in real life when you get hurt in a game? They would've made a lot of $$ in Bloodborne. :D

[@SnowTheKitsune]

+Zipporah Michel or dark souls :D

[@yudhiadhyatmikosiswono9082]

So that's how we get blood vial, clever.

[@doofnetwork6197]

+Zipporah Michel Or Mortal Kombat?

[@sixmill70]

also in gta watch dogs and just cause

[@finneganbyrne1012]

Bloodborne did actually have a charity thing where you gave blood for bloodborne

[@LyricaSilvan]

Blood Sport looks horrifying...who the hell were they kidding when they came up with that? Did they _really_ think anyone was going to pay money to have their own blood sucked out of them while they're playing a video game? What the hell were they smoking??

[@ChristopherWeaver1]

A very bad weed

[@xAtsuuko]

+Lyrica Silvan obviously not dank kush but instead got the kush from the homeless guy who lives in a dark alleyway. Either that or they had some bathssalts

[@LyricaSilvan]

***** Uuuuh...that's...an idea. A very, very concerning idea.

[@z0mbie_dwt992]

+Lyrica Silvan In the normal kickstart video they did say it would be used at blood drives with medical personal on stand by that and you would stop after losing so much blood and because it's a blood drive you are getting payed, not paying.

[@fauxdo6896]

It I cringed do much

[@tcarson5241]

"I don't like cold tea" As a Texan, where iced tea is the official beverage of everything, I am personally hurt by this

[@WhammyTime91]

When Jane said "profound curvature of the spine" I immediately shot up in my chair. Impulsive reflex I suppose.

[@benroberts5652]

I'm tempted to watch every single video to see if a joke has aged worse than the Kevin Spacey one :D

[@bisba]

Power Glove was the first thing that came to my mind when I read the title of the video.

[@villanelo1987]

+Vishwaroop Ray It didn't hurt you, though. It was useless, and a waste of money, but you were not physically in pain while using it, like the ones in the video.

[@TheTman9898]

the Wii Balance board and pretty much the Wii in general encouraged exercise, that hurt!

[@oliverbaker8963]

yeah but it wasnt really exercise

[@finnbearmom]

Lol

[@Cairanmac1]

Paused at 0:38 did not regret

[@badrubberduck33]

God that's brilliant

[@hannahhrby1333]

Three years later, thanks for the tip!😂

[@jp_k]

00:19 I swear to god that's mikes younger twin

[@a3HeadedMonkey]

+Carrot Cornetto Hahah yeah :)

[@gamecritic5981]

+Carrot Cornetto I know

[@biglad1797]

+Carrot Cornetto "younger twin"

[@officerk8697]

+Dario Pasquino Ha ha ha.

[@AfonsoEGM]

+DerpyDanFTW Well, if you want to be technicall, one of the babies must come out of the vagina first anyway.

[@SonicRooncoPrime]

How did anyone expect Blood Sport to work? What if a donor was too good at the game, or horrible? You either get no blood at all or too much blood and a corpse. Also, missed these vids, glad to see they're back OxBox! And Happy New Year!

[@austin0oOo0]

kevin spacey comment aged badly..

[@solidaritytime3650]

"Free Stigmata withe every controller- be 'holier' than all your friends!" Would have been an awesome tagline!

[@spiderbits2923]

"I have been compared to Kevin Spacey." Ouch Jane, this video has not aged well lmao.

[@ckotherletters]

"Artists must suffer for their work. That is why it is called PAINting! - Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

[@HorrorLover98]

As much as I like donating blood, especially since I'm O-, I'd rather do it a clinic or a blood drive bus, not while playing video games.

[@gothnerd887]

I think the video game would provide a good distraction especially for someone like me

[@littleshopofeldritchhorror6224]

The idea was to have you play these in clinics

[@littleshopofeldritchhorror6224]

@@gothnerd887I take my switch or a book

[@Jijijijijij5]

I swear these guys can make any topic hilarious! My favorite game-related channel, and I don't even own an Xbox.

[@jamest3534]

Jane: I have been compared to Kevin Spacey Me: 😬

[@MrTomFTW]

There was an installation at our local art gallery a couple of years back which dripped fake blood contained within blood bags down the wall every time someone was killed in a game of Counter-Strike that they had running in there. Something something making us think about the real cost of war something something. Good, creepy visual though.

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

Combine VR tech with that vest and Blood Sport thing, and FPS tournaments might actually be worth attending to spectate.

[@DFX2KX]

oh yeah. I'll cackle like the asshole I am when we get our first immersion induced heart attack.

[@johngervais230]

Well...yeah...

[@rockyhorrorfreakshow5091]

Alucard Hellsing Sit back and see profgesional COD players see what it feels like for once!

[@NastyLittleBagginses]

Whilst I appreciate (and completely agree with) your cogent analysis of the Virtual Boy's many, many flaws, I feel obligated to point out that it wasn't a peripheral... it was a standalone game system.

[@madelinevandongen1192]

Well, if the guitar hero pick makes you lose feeling in your fingers and potentially give you RSI then it may actually be a realistic simulation of what practicing guitar does to you. Then again, you could just spend slightly more, buy a real guitar and at least have a higher chance of getting laid when you play it in public.

[@gravisamurai89]

Okay, I have to say it: The most painful peripheral I've ever seen was the Roller Rocker for the NES. The thing was a hard, ridged piece of plastic that you had to balance on, shifting your weight about to move. However, the A, B, Start, and Select buttons had to be pressed on an ACTUAL controller plugged into the thing. The cords were fairly short, too, so you had to crouch if you're too tall (like me). The ridges on the balance board were done in such a way that if you moved your feet without lifting them, it would hurt. Playing with socks was impractical, as it made you lose traction, and shoes was just ridiculous, so bare feet it was. You'd have blisters easy, and spend so much time trying not to fall, your performance couldn't help but suffer. WHY WASN'T THIS ON THE LIST?

[@Kitsune-Chaos]

"I have been compared to Kevin Spacey". Urk...

[@maxwest320]

OH MY GOD that was totally Mike wearing the vest at 00:19

[@thomasbundgaard8205]

Totally forgot the n64 controller when you had to spin the control in games like mario party. Hello Blisters.

[@Meteorite_Shower]

+Thomas Bundgaard Oh god, don't remind me. Mario Party was one of those games I had to play sporadically. Y'know, so the uh... the broken skin in the middle of my palm could heal up.

[@darthstarkiller6605]

We hooked up an old n64 at my friends house the other day and played Mario party 2 and 3 for a good 20 mins before someone had to stop playing because of there hands hurting...... Lol atleast I got to play some sick Pokemon snap while everyone decided to play Cod

[@serPomiz]

+Thomas Bundgaard using the controller in his base position wasn't that terrible, but it was never supposed to been held any other way

[@Underworlder5]

+Thomas Bundgaard pretty sure it wasnt made for people to recklessly rub their palms against the stick. thats like saying normal controllers are dangerous because they hurt when you get hit in the head with one

[@BlazinVoid59]

They actually started to release gloves meant for solving that problem back then. Anyways when I had to play that mini game I didn't try it like that. I grabbed the edges of it and spun it. It reminds me grabbing the top of a spoon and mixing some hot chocolate.

[@itskordll7422]

Took me just a second to catch onto that 50 Shades joke, good job Jane lol

[@BubbaGump2k6]

Jane's comment about being compared to Kevin Spacey is much more troublesome now in the future lol

[@IceUrsa216]

Nonono, the emotional rush from playing a Bloodsport game is the last thing you would want when donating blood! Do you want to pass out while the needle is in? Because that's how you pass out while the needle is in.

[@scarletlightning565]

Actually I'm looking forward to the gunshot simulating vest. It will make a perfect edition to VR headsets and 360* treadmill controllers. Or perhaps I'm just a sadist like that...

[@jerssh]

Sadists enjoy others pain, you were looking for masochist, unless you were watching other people partake in it.

[@Sbeatly]

+scarletlightning565 prettysure is already out

[@cohenw9793]

this was a fantastic episode guys! I absolutely loved it! keep up the good work!

[@thejayman90]

I like how blood sport (bs is what It is literally) was located in Canada

[@zoroarkking18]

Blood sport as a method of blood donation actually sounds like something I'd do. And if I don't like the game they picked and wanna get out as soon as possible, I can always run into the bullets just to make sure I give my fair share before I leave.

[@renedog23]

Could only imagine what great things can happen if you have the vest,their helmet, blood sport, and a vr set. #ForScience

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

Something that comes back to haunt you 6 years later: I have been compared to Kevin spacey

[@maraudershields116]

Wait, so the Mindlink was meant to be released in 1984? 1984? So, Nintendo wanted to use a device... that supposedly reads your mind... in the year of Orwellian dystopia... I knew it. Nintendo wants to take over the world.

[@marvinslomp3564]

the nintendocalypse is coming...

[@casulgamer1499]

+jesus casas Both have T in the name so they're almost the same aTari niTendo See?

[@johnanth]

+Marquis de Restam Metal Gear?! It can't be!

[@booboogieman]

+yinyang It's the Patriots. They're back. But they really aren't. It's actually The Philosophers run by Solid Snake. But he is an agent for the Patriots which are actually back. But the Patriots are going to betray Snake, who actually is on Philosophers side but is also the leader of the patriots, but is actually an agent in the CIA who want to destroy the Patriots but the Patriots aren't patriots but actually Russia who want to make Snake think that he is the leader but Snake knows this and is actually an double agent for EU who want to destroy the US but he isn't actually Snake but Big Boss and he wants to kill the real snake who is dead but then Ocelot is revealed to be leader of Russia which actually is the Philosophers but the Philosophers are the patriots ran by Solid Snake. Big Boss is revealed to be Ocelot and Ocelot is Big Boss who infact is the president of the US but isn't big boss because he is dead but he is Solidus Snake and Snake is actually Volgin who wants revenge to the Patriots but is really the leader of them and betrays Philosophers and Patriots but Patriots are actually Vietnamese and will launch a nuke but they don't have one so they steal one from Volgin who actually is Olga Gurlokovich. Big Boss hates who really isn't Big Boss, but Kaz who is an agent for the Japanese rebellion who have metal gear and will launch it

[@booboogieman]

+NEWJERE Also Solidus is actually leader of Nintendo but Nintendo is atari and have a metal gear too

[@TjPhysicist]

LOL 3:54 i can't stop going over that bit and laughing...

[@sackboy15]

"I have been compared to Kevin Spacey" Welp. This video didn't age well...

[@SheosMan117]

I had an idea once. Do a video on some of the prettiest night skies in video games. 2 examples include Shivering Isles for Oblivion, and Skyrim's night sky with the auroras.

[@yamigekusu]

I love the Virtual Boy. Easily one of my favorite systems. Plus, one of my (top five) favorite Mario games is on the system (Mario Clash). The Virtual Boy also helped since I had poor eyesight most likely since I was born and it helped with coordination quite a bit (tons of Mario's Tennis)

[@awesomewells5892]

Jane's peripheral vision pun was amazing :)

[@Bulbsy]

Enjoys giving pain more than Christon Grey...Jane what are you reading!?

[@bigkahuna2606]

"pretty convincing stigmata" hillarious

[@TheIceYvetal]

how about 7 songs used for a game that coincidentally described the plot of said game. an example can be Atom bomb baby for Fallout four.

[@Goodwiththechicken]

"Man who sold the world" is a perfect symbolic representation of MGS:TPP

[@supervanilla101]

I'm sure OX will do this xD

[@louis1110]

+TheIceYvetal Sins if the father also describes the whole plot of mgs v (words that kill...)

[@supervanilla101]

GTA V - Welcome To Los Santos Describes Los Santos perfectly, because the city is beautiful on the outside but not on the inside xD

[@ClockworkBard]

+Christian DeCesare As MGS songs that describe their game go, I think it's pretty hard to beat MGS3: Snake Eater. I mean, it literally just starts listing off things you do in the game at one point. _Someday you go through the rain. Someday you feed on a tree frog._

[@seedilicious2936]

"Alright budget billy joe armstrong" LoL

[@Nexus_427]

I feel like this guy from Guitar Hero commercial take something before recording.

[@gabrielhole-jones2547]

+Nexus427 If he's a musician, he takes drugs 24/7. Fact.

[@marvinslomp3564]

+Gabriel Hole-Jones yep. no doubt.

[@gabrielhole-jones2547]

Batman But are you a professional musician?

[@gabrielhole-jones2547]

Batman I thought you were a vigilante with dead parents. Not a musician.

[@Dragonspeaksopinions]

Hey, Everyone needs a pastime...

[@cosbusta]

Probably one of your best so far, keep it up!

[@drainscholar]

I love how blood sports initials is B.S

[@Neurorotica]

I love the people who run this channel. Very happy and funny people. Keep it up guys c:

[@brownier2448]

"Tha Atari mind link originally due for release in 1984" 1984? SMITH W!!!

[@ethan.branthoover3460]

ive never had a problem with the guitar hero grip i love that thing 😍

[@LuciferRex]

The Virtual Boy wasn't a peripheral though! It was a console.

[@simlover00]

1:55 😂 6/7 years ago, all of us siblings wanted guitar hero and some of the games along with it. It was too expensive for one person so we all shared the price. We still play it every time we are all together at our parents house.

[@SeneticRewinDzzZ]

Atari MindLink + Virtual Boy + Blood Sport = Sword Art Online fanbase's dream... Technically... Although Bloodsport wouldn't kill you...

[@franciscooyola822]

Well, bloodsport could kill you...if you play dark souls

[@SeneticRewinDzzZ]

francisco oyola I suppose... maybe link it to a vacuum pump? That would drain the blood fast enough...

[@SixShooter14]

oof... that ending bit didn't age well. But I'm sure non-aging vampire Jane doesn't mind

[@3vin568]

Gonna order a pizza today at 12 o clock...When it arrives I LL SAY I WAITED 1 FUCKING YEAR

[@supervanilla101]

LMAO that's genius xD

[@jamespage1392]

+Evin Mwti well played sir....you win the internet for the rest of this year....well played *tips top hat*

[@3vin568]

James Page *True story*

[@bvtt5097]

you should probably see if you can find any charges to press for the reason that you gave or maybe sue them but look it up first

[@3vin568]

Nelson Arroyo 1 year man. ..1 year

[@thehardtopleasetechnician-12]

Imagine the pain if you used all of these in one day, especially if you used the virtual boy, jacket and NES controller at the same time while your blood was sucked out.

[@lopsidedhead]

DID I JUST HEAR FALL OUT BOY _DID I JUST HEAR FALL OUT BOY_

[@AlastorTheNPDemon]

Imagine Blood Sport with a racing game. With all the stress those tires are put under when pushed to the limit, the controller is going to buzz nonstop, and so is the feeling in your body without all that blood.

[@joshuabrown6256]

Blood Sport: Prepare to Die edition.

[@Parasite1101]

That 3rd space vest sounds cool, I want one, especially for VR.

[@dearhyo]

nope! nope! nope don't bring real life blood into games please, ugh I feel woozy.

[@marvinslomp3564]

Bloody screen, SO REAL

[@jerssh]

At least it wasn't _HYPER REALISTIC_

[@StriderOwO]

+Natasja Cox I think I'd rather play games without getting blood drained from me every time a gun is shot or a car is crashed or a building collapses or something else that causes my controller to vibrate.

[@Noiganush]

This was a really good feature. Fresher than the older stuff. Well written

[@GINSHINKZLs]

Funniest one in a long while

[@ConfusedStu]

Jane: "I have been compared to Kevin Spacey." Ouch. That line aged badly!

[@medicmerk]

Just shocked at the blood thing.Why would anyone want that?

[@z0mbie_dwt992]

+J George Mercado In the normal kickstart video they did say it would be used at blood drives with medical personal on stand by, that and you would stop after losing so much blood and because it's a blood drive you are getting payed to donate blood but insted of just losing it the normal way you get to play a videogame.

[@medicmerk]

Oh

[@medicmerk]

But still shocked

[@Sam-gg7dl]

And your OXBOX X-mas challenges are like Game of Thrones. We wait an entire year for it and it is over way too soon. "X-mas is coming." Happy New Year!!!

[@thesandvich7207]

Isn't the Virtual Boy a console? I'm fairly certain that consoles can't be peripherals.

[@farfel_2554]

The console wasn't the peripheral itself. I'm sure you put the cartridge in another place.

[@SpydersByte]

+Bonnie Bunny No you put the cartridge into the actual headset, it was a console.

[@farfel_2554]

+SpydersByte Okay, thanks. But it still was hell trying to play it.

[@AldoHacha]

Happy new year guys, I love your voices and your style

[@GINSHINKZLs]

I like pressing 1

[@skarba2393]

+GINSHINKZL s I ike pressing 4

[@casulgamer1499]

+GINSHINKZL s +Skarba Now kiss!

[@skarba2393]

Dust ?

[@casulgamer1499]

Skarba Kiss

[@casulgamer1499]

Skarba gin!

[@maxmoody9755]

That bit with the round controller when Mike said "I don't know why it's smiling so much" made me choke on laughter 😂

[@littleshopofeldritchhorror6224]

Dragons quest slime....I really want one even now lol

[@Wolf9019Gaming]

Discount Billie joe Armstrong

[@coyoteartist]

I actually had a thing called Minewave from Edmond Scientific that would be a step up on the Atari thing. Problem was it cost to add on applications. But it was clever.

[@Xfushion2]

The blood thingy is one of the most disgusting, dangerous and stupid things ever made. Did seriously someone with a working brain tought that was gonna be a thing?!

[@someonewhosinafucktonoffan1656]

how ironic is that in your sentence also its for a blood donation in case you didn't listen they would put it in clinics so that donors can take part in blood donation games how is your sentence irony well for one its blood sport for second this thought and tought also in case you didn't listen to the commercial too its made out of complex wires if he's dumb how did he come up with that

[@Xfushion2]

DED NOT BIG SOUP RICE snoiping iz good m8 What? 1.Blood extraction normaly takes less than 30 secs, so you expect ony to play 30 secs to donate blood? cool idea, why play for hours in your house if you can only play for the 30 seconds the test tube takes to fill in. 2. yeah real genious the creator of Blood sport he managed to invent a less eficient and expensive blood draining method than a needle. 3. The fact that their kickstarter never took off is proof enogh that the idea was flawed in the first place.

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

+Xfushion2 30 seconds of continuous draining. What they were discussing were only take small increments of blood if you received damage in the game. Really not that crazy.

[@someonewhosinafucktonoffan1656]

Xfushion2 really you didn't listen like this guy above said only small increments of blood will only be taken away that way you can play for amounts of time depending on the in game DMG and the blood needed or wanted to donate

[@Xfushion2]

+Dick Grayson no, it said every time the controller vibrates, so imagine playing a racing game in wich the controller vibrates %85 of the time. +DED NOT BIG SOUP RICE snoiping iz good m8It's still impractical, and does not take away the fact of having a needle in your arm for a extended and unnecesary period of time, a needle still faster, cheaper and more efficient I rather have a needle for a few seconds than having the thing slowly drain the blood each time the controller vibrates. The idea is flawed. The fact that never took off is proof enough.

[@tomparham1768]

That blood sport is an amazing idea! Think of how many gamers would go to this. All it is doing is encouraging people to donate blood in a safe environment whilst having fun as it can be boring.

[@Jimmotep]

Hey Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson if you're here!

[@johnmcdiarmid7010]

President Jane drinking cold tea and the thought of Mike and Andy in a prison shower. Oxbox really is the gift that just keeps on giving.

[@Nexus_427]

If I'm the only person who thinks that Blood Sport project was just f*cked up? I get the idea, but still.

[@BornDepressed]

I really do like these slightly longer segments. I don't mind you guys or your jokes, so seeing a bit more of it would be great.

[@richwalko81]

I really enjoyed the DS guitar game, although the cartridge did come out easily

[@FooMantis]

Don LeFontaine DOMINATES this list. Google him! He was an unsung voice of our childhoods, in a way.

[@metalmaterial9104]

I remember loving the guitar grip when I plays guitar hero as a kid, I would use it all the time.

[@ShushIt]

I actually loved guitar hero for the ds. Played it way too much when I was younger and I never had any problems with the 'control thing'.

[@darkmooncrow7279]

Happy New Year Oxbox!

[@kadehatten907]

"Those were the punishing peripherals that loved inflicting pain more than Christian Grey" Loved this

[@TheComedyButchers]

I actually love the shooter vest. Great for punishing your friends

[@U1taman]

You guys should do a top 10 of your best and worst games of the year! What it being new year and your clear love for the list format!

[@rams6702]

Perfect video for New Year's Eve, eh? Happy new year from Asia

[@archer8492]

Kevin Spacey! Knew Jane reminded me of someone :P

[@DutchZippy]

3:57 - Jane you pronounce the 'H' correctly, well done!

[@LowPolyPizza]

when donating blood it has to be collected in under 10 minutes otherwise they have to throw it out due to a preservative in the bag that keeps the blood fresh but also needs the right amount of blood or it will be too diluted in the preservative

[@KimStennabbCaesar]

Entertainment at its best. Thanks for making my otherwise sucky day slightly more bearable.

[@mr.e9502]

Slimes can’t help but smile. After all, when you rearrange the letters, you realize that they’re both typos of each other.

[@americano2424]

"Loved inflicting pain more than Christian Grey" Lmfao

[@AugustFourSeven]

This feature was hilarious, great job, OXBOX.