8 Weapons More Dangerous to the User Than Anyone Else

[@TheTman9898]

I'm sure we're all guilty of trying to be clever by throwing a grenade through a small gap but have it bouncing back at us while we deeply sigh at our inevitable fate.

[@VinzPDL]

lol.. the moment of nope

[@Renanbso]

+TheTman9898 Or doing that with flashbangs, trying to be sneaky beaky like but missing the gap and blinding myself, so the enemy hears me stumbling blindly into stuff and then kill me while I have no idea of what I'm doing.

[@Studio54ithy123]

Happens all the time. That and crouching behind some cover and trying to lob a grenade over it without revealing myself.....

[@flynnthorington]

+TheTman9898 only difference is i didn't sigh, and instead i panicked like a dipshit

[@sarcasm3605]

+Darth Revan it's concussion grenades for me XD BLOPS 2 FTW

[@kingdonut8272]

4:18 My favorite part about this bit is that the Mysterious Stranger's jingle played, meaning he appeared, saw the nuclear explosion 20 feet away from it's sender, said "nope" and left.

[@lancerd4934]

None quite as dangerous to their owners as warhammer 40k's plasma guns, which have a one in six change of vaporizing the user by venting super heated plasma all over them every single time the trigger is pulled. I have yet to see any other weapon in fiction so stupidly dangerous.

[@haelww1]

+lancer D You need more likes.

[@schalkengelbrecht7859]

+lancer D Bolters thundering are so much more satisfying anyway.

[@Twisted_Tempest]

+lancer D What about the Thunderhammer? I haven't played Warhammer for a while, so my memory might be fuzzy, but if it's not is that not a hand held hammer that causes an explosion every time it hits anything?

[@lancerd4934]

Twisted_Tempest Yes it is, but it's only used by troops in power armour, or more often terminator armour so they can pretty much ignore the effects. Although the original rogue trader version did allow the wielder to release all of the hammer's energy in one go - essentially being the equivalent of pulling the pin on a grenade as you go down.

[@granearl2438]

+lancer D Pulling a grenade pin does nothing by itself, you have to activate it aftewards. It's a common misconception about hand grenades.

[@moviemaker2011z]

I shot a mini nuke at my foot by mistake and lived with only 2 points of health left. I was laughing so hard I almost shot the second my accident also.

[@michaeltupper573]

Did you get the 'Touchdown' Achievement then?

[@moviemaker2011z]

Michael Tupper nope.

[@ruttsuco.804]

moviemaker2011z last time I did that it was because someone pissed me off and I didn't want to go and pick the save file so I shot it at my feet while I was next to the person. Killing them and saving me time

[@user-et3lk7le2n]

moviemaker2011z same thing happened 2 me but the corpse went flying

[@sintheemptyone8108]

I think you have to get hit by it to get that achievement.

[@organicpeach85]

I met Jane in a car park last week. I said hi and she turned round and beat the shit out of me, spat on me and then stole my marbles.

[@fruitycolax]

You deserved it

[@organicpeach85]

+fruitycolax racist.

[@finneganbyrne1012]

+organicpeach85 Not the marbles!

[@omegama3387]

+organicpeach85 was that a joke?

[@justinfung4351]

+organicpeach85 Sexist

[@DrShaym]

The Fat Man in _Fallout_ was likely inspired by a real weapon developed by the US during the Cold War called the "Davy Crockett". It was basically a man-portable, recoiless, smoothbore gun designed to launch a M-388 atomic projectile which weighed 51 lbs and had a blast yield equivalent to between 10 and 20 tons of TNT. There were two versions of the gun, one with a maximum range of 2 km and another with a range of 4 km.

[@depressionlover2130]

+Dr. Shaym You watch Outsidexbox? I love your videos, man. I have seen multiple of your videos and I just wanted to say thanks for your hard work and dedication.

[@DrShaym]

This is the only video on this channel that I have watched.

[@deaththereaper36]

Yeah but the Crockett wasn't meant to be held over your shoulder and was tested with M101 Spotter Rounds due to the fact the weapon had no abort function (the nuclear device will explode in this case)

[@beshbreaknumber1fan]

+Dr Shaym it's more likely to be based on the fat man bomb...

[@Kropolis]

Thanks for the history I guess... I knew about the Davy Crocket and such but.. eh... why did you post this here? xD

[@garrettcantrell4959]

Touch of Malice from Destiny. Infinite bullets at the cost of your health. Fired fully automatically, of course.

[@Will_O_The_Tree]

Wait, Touch Of Malice is full auto? Since when?

[@garrettcantrell4959]

I think. Is it not?

[@Will_O_The_Tree]

I just checked. It isn't full auto, but has a really high rate of fire.

[@aubergine100]

+Will Booras no, it's definitely full auto.

[@Valromar]

i have touch of malice. it is full auto even though it's a scout rifle. just hold down the fire button

[@moopi0]

i always loved that the Experimental MIRV in Fallout 3 has a high chance to send one of the mini nukes from it's shotgun spread has a high chance to send one down diagonally to just a few meters in front of you.

[@TheDiscipleofSlash]

Any flamethrower that exists in games. Can't tell you how many times I got roasted like a chicken in Far Cry 3.

[@deaththereaper36]

Or when you turn a person to Ashes in COD WAW.

[@samk4379]

Purifier bo3

[@radicallarry4244]

Right?!

[@AmityvilleFan]

it was useful in some alien2(?) arcade game though. And had some moderate use in Fallout 1.

[@aeonianargos4284]

Especially the flamethrower in Army Men. Plastic soldiers wielding flamethrowers? What could possibly go wrong?

[@GoldenHooves]

4:12 Did you just use VATS.....with a mini nuke......

[@ethangray8527]

+Jonathan Eden If you are going to shoot one of them expensive things you don't want to miss.

[@GoldenHooves]

Dead End Its almost impossible to miss.

[@ethangray8527]

Jonathan Eden I managed to on console.

[@GoldenHooves]

Dead End Woah

[@kagan3008]

+Dead End Actually VATS sucks when it comes to ammo conservation. To me anyways.

[@Xylarxcode]

What do you mean hats aren't a viable weapon? Clearly Kung Lao did not receive that memo.

[@pathfinderfella7354]

+Xylarxcode As well as Oddjob

[@TheRupertLitterbin]

+GlitchyGreen Yandere and mister potato head

[@jonbaxter2254]

+Xylarxcode Kung Lao got the memo. Kung Lao don't care.

[@SSJThead]

+Xylarxcode to be fair his hat is custom made it must way a fair bit to be lethal as it is

[@babserella2778]

Nor did Oddjob.

[@2goober4u]

Ullapool caber from TF2. It's literally a bomb on a stick that you club people with.

[@SilverGamingFI]

Ullapool caber is just a WW1 grenade that you wack your enemies faces with

[@michaelmeissner3876]

Man, you are just making up lore as you go, aren't you? Here's some things you need to know about Fallout: 1) The mini nuke launcher is in fact called the Fat Man, not the Fat Man launcher. It launches mini nukes, not Fat Men. 2) The mini nuke is not 50s technology. True, the society and ideology of the Fallout universe is essentially stuck in the 50s, but the technology advanced far beyond that. The Fat Man and the mini nuke would be 2050s to 2070s technology. 3) The mini nuke is not 21 kilotons. 21 kilotons is the same yield as the Fat Man bomb dropped on Nagasaki and about 130% the yield of the Little Boy dropped on Hiroshima. If the mini nuke had anywhere near the same yield as those, firing it would simply end the game, not just your life. The smallest theoretical yield a nuclear fission warhead can have is somewhere from 10 to 20 tons. Not kilotons, just regular tons. And that is what the M388 launched by the M28 and M-29 Davy Crocket launchers had (would link, but copy+paste not working on KZbin comments). Pound for pound, the mini nuke would probably have a yield of under 2 tons, if we allow the specific science regarding minimum yield to be ignored. Granted, the shock wave from two tons will still cause significant damage to buildings within a few blocks, but its nowhere near the 21 kilotons and 100 megatons of the arms race.

[@cassie9381]

wasn't there a third bomb they dropped on Japan called the big boy?

[@michaelmeissner3876]

There was a third ready to be dropped (on Tokyo, I believe) in the event that Japan did not surrender, and most likely many more if Japan continued to wage war. Since Japan did surrender, Little Boy was the second and last atomic warhead to be detonated against a nation in war.

[@cassie9381]

Interesting

[@Henning00007]

+Michael Meissner While I agree on point 1 and 3, I strongly disagree on point 2 There was actually something pretty similar to the Fallout Launcher developed in the 50s, which was called ''Davy Crockett'' (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_%28nuclear_device%29) which was probably the device the fallout weapon is based on Depending on the projectile the real life nuke launcher fired, it could actually affect (and possibly kill) the operating crew So it kinda makes sense

[@Henning00007]

+Henning00007 And also, the so called ''mini nuke'' is obviously 50s technology, seeing as they literally had a ''mini nuke'' in the 50s

[@TheRupertLitterbin]

The sticky bomb in GTA V, I've killed myself more times with those than other players

[@TheRupertLitterbin]

+llpalm08 stupidity, that's how I do....

[@raydotie1038]

i know that feels bro

[@lucasho6274]

+TheRupertLitterbin You're not alone.

[@TheRupertLitterbin]

+Lucas Ho yay? xD

[@Chino56751]

+TheRupertLitterbin " I have you now ! " ( gets taken out by his own bomb )

[@raymondjones7423]

Jane: "There are several reasons one shouldn't use a hat as a weapon....1. They aren't known for being sharp or heavy or aerodynamic enough to cause damage" Kung Lao: Hold my beer...

[@luker4101]

Raymond Jones exactly what I was thinkinh

[@UserName-gt2xx]

Robert E.O. Speedwagon

[@giovannicervantes2053]

Im very surprised he hasn't cut his fingers off every single damn time he has it out sliding his fucking fingers on it

[@adamlong6711]

@@UserName-gt2xx do you think Speedwagon’s hat was German made?

[@ravenlinosoriano2867]

Dante with Dr Faust: You guys throw your hats for damage?

[@hylianpotato5683]

'There are several reasons to not use a hat as a throwing weapon.' JoJo fans: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.

[@NivMizzet89]

Oddjob wants to know your location.

[@UserName-gt2xx]

Speed waifu

[@shad03void99]

Mortal Kombat has your location.

[@WaughinJarth]

Spee-d-wa-gooooone

[@ravenlinosoriano2867]

Dante with Dr Faust: Hold my Pizza

[@collink6118]

Borderlands 2: Tungusta. It is a rocket launcher that will shoot a projectile to the ceiling that will explode on impact with a retardedly large blast radius that will kill you nearly everytime. Not only that, but it barely does any damage to enemies.

[@puffthemagicpenguin]

The Boom Puppy is also useless in a similar way.

[@thatrespectablehuman1884]

midnight star is worse.

[@platinumrage6687]

bonus package

[@platinumrage6687]

***** i die evertime i use it

[@professorfatsak1279]

+Platinum Rage sky rocket cuz if it hits a wall and comes back well not much u can do.

[@DistrarSubvoyikar]

The example I immediately thought of was the Devil's Axe in Fire Emblem

[@Irelia_Chibi_Justice]

Lol me too

[@justafan9206]

New to fe, what does it do?

[@DistrarSubvoyikar]

@@justafan9206 At least in mainline fe games, the Devil's Axe has really high attack power as well as a high chance to hit the weilder instead of their enemy, with the same large damage either direction. It can slay almost any enemy AND almost any weilder, at the whims of the RNG

[@justafan9206]

@@DistrarSubvoyikar oh ok. So don't give it to Roy.

[@EpicFishStudio]

Borderlands 2 *_"The Bane"_* + fires more than 20 elemental (heated, corrosive or electrified`) bullets per second rapidly to roughly the direction you are aiming - roots you in place while firing - plays sounds of midgets whenever you fire or reload, making you want to commit suicide as fast as possible

[@timbers1356]

I don't know how anything from borderlands 2 didn't make it like seriously

[@jacobsanford888]

Loved bl2

[@echotheresa]

But it was badass enough for me to dispose of some Constructors

[@_narrows]

That gun is hilarious, and very useful when in fight for your life.

[@_narrows]

+Bruce Custodial why does it keep double commenting?!

[@Pholous]

Firebombs in Dark Souls 3. They are similar yellowish to the estus flask (healing item) and in the same item spot, so when you forgot you had switched to them and are in a really intense fight you press "item" for an emergency healing. In front of a wall. With blackpowder barrels next to it. And giant, angry axe-swinging zombies behind you.

[@JamesRoberts-wl3uz]

a black hole with the diameter of an American quarter has the power to destroy the planet, and that black hole that was about your size quadrupled barely destroyed a wooden shack??? ya ok den

[@tysej4]

+James Roberts In that close proximity you can't rely on vision to gauge the width of the blackhole. Considering it's light draining ability.

[@mlake1988]

Technically, a Black hole that size would evaporate before it had sufficient amount of time to devour the entire earth.

[@hologrampizza5432]

+Mike Lake Actually, a black hole of that size would have more mass than the Earth, making it viable.

[@mlake1988]

Hmmm I'll have to review that episode of Cosmos... ;)

[@-Teus-]

That's not true, black holes with such a small diameter and thus mass will evaporate in seconds.

[@MASDERCHEEFOrigin]

To be quite fair, the Fat Man launcher's projectile is a much lower yield warhead than the actual Fat Man bomb. Still a horrible idea to fire one anywhere near you, though.

[@Wolfrover]

+aviatorEngineer Heck, it's even a lower yield than the real-life M-388 (10-20 tons), which was to be fired from the equally real "Davy Crockett" M-28/M-29 recoilless gun. Of course, the Crockett had a range of 1.25 miles (M-28) to 2.5 miles (M-29)...

[@EvanSazanides]

The frickin boomerang in Don't Starve. Miss the timing to catch it when it loops back, and you are probably dead.

[@Qorelin]

The M-920 Cain in Mass Effect 2 is a good example of this. It's a mini-nuke which is pretty hard to use in a game that has a lot of enclosed areas.

[@aanonymouscowardsays]

But Fallout is not set in the 50's.

[@outsidexbox]

Didn't say it was!

[@mintyfresh2281]

it's set in a world that perpetually mimics the 50's though

[@aanonymouscowardsays]

+outsidexbox 04:31 and 04:50 "50's technology"

[@OtterVal]

+outsidexbox "good luck getting to minimum safe distance. Still that was 1950s technology, surely we live in a more enlightened age now?" i believe you did by stating the technology in-game is from the 1950s

[@degiguess]

+aanonymouscowardsays he says 50s technology which is exactly what fallout is based off of

[@Chino56751]

The Fat man is only dangerous if your target is right in front of you. What kind of noob would do that ?!

[@sellswordasherforrester1004]

Griff or caboose

[@Favmir]

Well it'll be lethal to user in real life. Just like Davy Crocket, which actually existed.

[@Chino56751]

only if you're a noob

[@Favmir]

+Agent Washington Davy Crocket kills people in 700m radios. If you fired it in real life you're likely to be killed as well.

[@Chino56751]

The fat man isn't that big. And who came up with the idea of the Davy Crockett anyway ? Probably someone drunk...

[@ooferdoot2429]

The only one throwing hats that work is speedwagon

[@Catrik]

Should have included a cursed weapon from Borderlands 2. It's a very powerful SMG, but when you reload it, the player throws it away and it explodes. Except it doesn't damage any enemies but kills the player from full health. Also, reload button is the same one that opens doors and crates. Never have I accidentally suicided so much in any other way :D

[@kiljazink989]

I've noticed that there are different versions of that weapon. The first one I got was a slag SMG that drastically slowed my movement speed, and it also slagged me too whenever I used it. The second one i got in a different playthrough was a corrosive SMG that pretty much slowed my movement speed to 0.01

[@gamesandglory1648]

What are you talking about not the bane as that doesn't reload explode as it is Malian but it slows you down to 0.1 speed

[@eratheoracle]

Touch of Malice: Destiny. If 1 round is left in the mag, No ammo consumption and bonus damage at the cost of some of your health. Reloading removes this effect

[@businesscatlimbo]

I know it's technically not a gun, but in Halo 2 it was but...the Scarab Gun (or skull) makes all of your weapons fire a green, explosive laser and - if you're too close, you'll die instantly.

[@Yawyna124]

+Thomas Lanton They didn't even say gun. Heck, number one was a bomb that you place on the ground.

[@billymonderine3576]

I made the mistake of amplifying explosions while using that XD

[@poisonedflea5962]

What about the installations themselves? There are only a few forerunners left.

[@darkenedhound9633]

+PoisonedFlea yeah i think they should be number one because if you activate this you are most likly garanteed death and billions of other things

[@Roguewarrior2000]

+PoisonedFlea well, those were intended as galactic extinction devices, not weapons. literally a doomsday device

[@ginnywillows6558]

The springrazor is kinda meant to be a landmine or weapon you throw/drop from a decent distance. the thing doesn't have too great of a range, you can throw one and step back in time to be safe.

[@ravenlinosoriano2867]

I dont have use for it during Dishonored 1. But Dishonored 2 with its Clockwork Soldiers? Hoooo boy, finally some use for them before yeeting 2 Whale Oil Tanks on them.

[@InvalidOS]

Terraria's explosion based weapons. They are killers.

[@incredibilisman2909]

They also helped me mine ebonstone early

[@st4ndg4mes87]

The holy grenade tho

[@Grogritark]

4:15 The fatman is supposed to be used at long range through VATS, not close up.

[@Grogritark]

Iamyouonlydifferent Too right.

[@kyleanderson7637]

+Iamyouonlydifferent well luckily he never said human

[@epsilon1572]

+Grogritark It is indeed. But more just long-range, you don't have to use it in VATS.

[@kyriss12]

+Grogritark Fun fact during the cold war the u.s. actually developed a number of working prototypes for something called the Davy Crocket man-portable rocket launcher. However the weapon never went into production since the person firing the damn thing was likely to get a fatal dose of radiation poisoning if the wind was blowing the wrong way.

[@ss4ecimase]

+kyriss12 are you also talking about that wonderful m65 portable nuclear rifle? :D ah launches a few hundred meters to a mile, with a blast radius three times that (excluding the radiation and fallout) smartest weapon design I've seen :D

[@Loregamorl]

(nuclear missile hits your behind) "OHHH SHIIIT!!!"

[@jackfronz2515]

When talking about the nuke launching weapons, they seemed to have forgotten one: M-920 Cain from Mass Effect 2

[@evilerknight7294]

When you mentioned the singularity gun it reminded me of the Graviton Lance which is a exotic rarity pulse rifle from Destiny 2 which has the exotic perk “black hole”. The main reason this weapon is special is because it has a 2 round bust instead of a 3 round burst and every 2nd shot is literally a mini black hole. Another weapon which is supposed to be more harmful to the user than their opponent is the exotic S.M.G. The Riskrunner. According to the lore it puts out such a massive amount of electricity that the user should feel lucky to even survive firing a single round from the weapon. And one more potential dangerous weapon, The Borealis. According to the lore, it’s one of the first weapons to have the ability to swap between damage types. It’s because of this feature that it’s potential extremely dangerous to the user because if the stabilization system fails then the effects are so disastrous that it literally got redacted from the lore.

[@DafoeScientist1979]

My favorite dangerous weapon is probably the mustang and sally from the black ops series. May seem deadly and OP but you die if you shoot something close to you, as it is a shitty explosive weapon.

[@TerroristTrey]

It's also useful when your down.

[@reveladorreal]

I was hoping to see them in the video xD

[@quintonthevillain2745]

+Darrel Amaradipta phD. Flopper, that is all.

[@burakovsky6581]

+Darrel Amaradipta PHD Flopper man

[@rowplatts]

+TheShowtimeShowoff It's not in enough maps, so I'm counting it

[@JimboShogun0686]

Borderlands 2 has many guns that are like double edged swords

[@lukem7679]

Yep

[@techpriestemily]

Some of them literally. WHO THE HELL PUTS A SWORD ON A SNIPER AS A BAYONET.

[@JimboShogun0686]

Sh4dowWalker96 lol well It is useful sometimes

[@jho2291]

When you pull out your new, special legendary gun. And then it slags you when you fire it :|

[@jho2291]

ultimate uchiha The game is out to get us man...

[@luciuslundy7982]

The wabbajack no need to explain but I will It is a staff in skyrm that will do completely random stuff everytime you use it It once made my follower turn against me

[@ryanalving3785]

I used it and accidentally turned a bandit into a dremora.

[@StealthGamer37]

I once turned a mudcrab into a mammoth in a cave.

[@furgusonjoseph1967]

Bionic Commando Rearmed 2 has a Napalm Launcher. You use it to rain fiery death on your enemies from a safe distance away. It's primary function is to kill you because there are rarely any places in the game wide enough to use it safely. The flames shoot our half way around the screen and Spencer is always in the blast radius because you can't run or swing away fast enough to avoid damage.

[@jonbaxter2254]

Dat ending tho...

[@danielm6739]

10/10 best outro

[@Fishballs28]

let me catch my son saying sat out to do

[@NatsuDragn33I]

Just wish to mention that the kill star, when used properly, should never take more than a health bar or two by itself. Limiting its use, shooting only when the target is in your sights, not going from one enemy to another constantly, and utilizing cover properly are all techniques you already learned with the normal weapons: Limit its use (prevent missing via recoil) Shooting only when the target is in/will momentarily be in your sights (ensuring your shots count) Not shooting every enemy you see in a combo (You would have to stand in their view for a long enough period of time to actually shoot them all, and on hard mode that's a death sentence even IF your Life Force weren't being drained) and utilizing cover properly (Allows you time to recharge the health bar you were using, breaks line-of-sight while allowing you to set up the next shot, and also allows you to keep track of who's going where because hiding behind cover in video games only limits your OPPONENT'S line of site because reasons lol.)

[@talullah1065]

+Droitzel Glaedr Also remember that the whole time they were dying while using the killstar it said "hold Y to heal" on the screen the whole time

[@PackthatcameBack]

I still remember one time I climbed up a lookout tower, to find that not only was there still an enemy up there, he also had a Fat Man. Now, if this had been a real, reasonable person he might have thought twice about shooting someone in the face at point-blank with a nuclear bomb launcher. But alas, this was not the case.

[@MrToasty9000]

for every entry on this list, Ratchet and Clank has a gun that does the same thing

[@jinhunterslay1638]

Honorable mention: . Scout's Boston Basher from tf2

[@yallmotherfuckersneedsatan4993]

*cough* Ullapool Caber *cough*

[@jinhunterslay1638]

The Land Owner *NO!!* Boston Basher > Ullapool Caber! (more dangerous, I mean)

[@tralphstreet]

+Jinhunter Slay I don't remember really well, but was that the gun that hitted you and actually made you drip blood when you dont hit an enemy?

[@jinhunterslay1638]

***** It's baseball bat

[@yallmotherfuckersneedsatan4993]

I was thinking of the atomizer... oops

[@ZER-ip2oe]

sees no borderlands weapons. "huh, I feel like something might missing".

[@JoaoPedro-sb5sq]

Word I clicked this video expecting a list of Borderlands weapons

[@egggscalibur]

Touch Of Malice from destiny, it's has infinite magazine but it saps your life

[@pop5678eye]

The smallest nuclear device ever created was nicknamed the 'Davy Crockett' and was launched like a gun to distances up to a mile away. It's small in that it still delivers an explosive equivalent of 10 tons of TNT. It is said that the scientists claimed they could miniaturize nuclear weapons down to a nuclear hand-grenade, they just needed 'a soldier stupid enough to throw one.' (considering it would still have exploded with the equivalent of several hundred pounds of TNT at a non-safe distance)

[@rossmallo]

Holy shit, thank you SO much for informing me about combining Springrazors and Crossbow Bolts. I didn't think that even Bethesda would be THAT clever, but I was wrong. Goddamn. Anyway, in my opinion, the biggest liability-to-self weapon was probably the Omega Cannon from Metroid Prime Hunters. Think of the Redeemer but with an even bigger blast radius. Basically, if you had line of sight to the explosion, you died.

[@cowjuicy]

+rossmallo Bethesda aren't clever at all, Arkane studios is.

[@poke548]

+rossmallo Yeah, I have yet to fire the Omega Cannon ONCE and not die.

[@DJWeapon8]

Springrazors are meant to be traps set on patrol paths. Not in the middle of combat. If you did get hit by one then you should quit playing games due to your incompetence.

[@poke548]

DJ Weapon Traps are meant to be used to kill people and arrest pedophiles. Don't need to be any more specific than that :3

[@DJWeapon8]

How about planting the springrazors on bottles to act as silent grenades, instead of wasting 10 runes on bend time? There are throwables everywhere so its much more effiecient.

[@fr0stbyte_the_one673]

Where's the wabaajack from skyrim? The thing literally has unknown effects, so basically heal or kill, so yeah just take a sword instead.

[@KageMinowara]

"I don't like it when the odds are 50/50." I don't know about that guys. I can think of a lot of dangerous situations where you'd be lucky to have a 50% percent chance of survival. Also if found myself deep underground in a cave filled with A. lots of deadly enemies/monsters. And B. Lethal traps around every corner. I think I'd like to AT LEAST take a shotgun with me. In fact if I were asked to go into a real life Spelunky cave I would refuse to do so unless I was allowed to bring a Shotgun, a Bowie Knife, a Pistol, a pair of combination Handaxe/Ice Climbing Pick/Bottle Opener tools, a Medium Machine Gun, a second smaller backup Shotgun, a Submachine-gun (preferably a Tommy), some Grenades, a Sniper Rifle, one of those automatic Crossbows from the otherwise terrible Van Helsing movie, a Rocket Launcher, a Grenade Launcher, one of those little Revolvers that can fire Shotgun shells, a Flamethrower, a Laser Rifle, a Laser Pistol, a Missile Launcher, a Plasma Cannon (or a substitute that posesses equal destructive capabilities, as well as a suit of power armour, a portable Energy Shield Generator, and my 3+ Sword of Evil's Bane. Maybe a few medkits for good measure. ...hey does this sound like a good idea for a 7/8/However Many We Like Things List video to anyone? The 10 Weapons We'd Insist Taking With Us Before Walking Into A Real Life Scary Dungeon? The 25 Pieces of Equipment We'd Demand, Before Agreeing To Go Fight The Universe Annihilating Evil Force That Threatens To Destroy Us All? 7 Birthday/Christmas Gifts That Indicate You've Been Playing Too Much Fallout, If You Were To Seriously Include Them On Your Christmas/Birthday Gift Wishlist?

[@VioletRM]

and a fallout fat man w/ MIRV mod

[@majorplothole2620]

Yes, but he wasn't saying his odds of survival were 50/50 he was saying he WAS going to die, but that the chance that it was his own or the other person's shotgun doing the damage was 50/50.

[@Shinigammi420666]

Kind of amazed the BFG9000 from the Doom series is not listed, if you over-charge it, it blows up in your hand.

[@nachtschwarmer117]

Suggestion: Literally every explosive weapon in Warframe.

[@nachtschwarmer117]

Well, except the Corinth. It’s marginally less deadly.

[@Geheimnis-c2e]

Tonkor with a terrible aim and -99% projectile drop

[@williamlangdale3545]

Fuck the zarr

[@dragonlord3376]

Well this feels dated

[@nachtschwarmer117]

@@dragonlord3376 Just a little bit, yeah.

[@grosslyoffensivelizard-man3438]

'Wildly impractical weapons' you say? Well you could fill another 20 or so lists by just perusing fantasy games and looking at what passes as a sword in them. I'm looking at you, Monster Hunter.

[@PurgingLight69]

I'm assuming that you're referring to the giant frozen fish being a plausible Great Sword. Bagged a Silver Rathalos using it because why not.

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

Hey hey.... It may look stupid but it works.

[@Attaxalotl]

@@PurgingLight69 *His weapon was too fishy to rightfully be called a "sword"*

[@Funkopedia]

I love you guys for bringing up Spelunky. Also, the deployable miniature head crabs in Half Life that invariably just turn around and jump on you.

[@Childcat15]

Not quite a "weapon" dangerous to the user, but as I was playing through Middle Earth: Shadow of War I picked up a piece of gear that had the effect of occasionally causing enemies I killed to blow up. Which was absolutely AWESOME, except that every 5 minutes or so I'd be in a huge melee and suddenly get thrown aside by an explosion from an orc I had just dispatched. And since it wasn't an ability I unlocked, but a gear effect, it took me forever to find out what was causing it and how to make it stop

[@pentadeuce1086]

Explosive throwing knives. Don't ask.

[@zappymusic9116]

castanas?

[@Nobullshitvideos]

Dead island

[@MoonlightStrider]

How about Soul Edge from Soul Calibur, while the novelty of a shapeshifting sword based on the will of the user is good and the fact it gives you a huge amount of power is even greater, the fact that this sword is powered by the souls of the people you kill with it AND the fact that it will actively enslave your mind and make you it's bitch all to make you kill more people just to make it stronger, leaving you for dead once you outlive your usefulness to it by taking your soul then pissing off to find some other long haired German who strangely has an American accent, Soul Edge is a pretty nasty sword to use. Oh did I mention it gives you a fucked up right arm with eyes and teeth on it?

[@NothingYouHaventReadBefore]

I really don't see a drawback.

[@MoonlightStrider]

Fortune Hunter Sounds like one of the variants of Soul Edge in Soul Calibur 2, seeing as everyone including the guest characters has Soul Edge as one of their alternate weapons. I know for a fact that Soul Edge in some of the games has drains your health for more damage to the opponent.

[@Alex-zz3sn]

Forgot the name, the shotgun from the pirate dlc in Borderlands 2

[@angelitabecerra]

Orphan Maker

[@chasehulet7368]

In Magicka, you get a spell (yes, not an actual weapon, but it's the same thing) called Summon Death that one shots anything. But, that also includes you if you use it one too many times and death gets annoyed. It's not an instant pass to victory.

[@drawinggunblades4263]

Is magic a weapon? If so, Dragon Age's Blood Magic, instead of using mana to cast your spells, you sacrifice the health of your already squishy mage. It might not kill you, but anything else afterwards will.

[@maiqtheliar789]

The Fat man in either fallout3 or New Vegas is not for use at close range. It is best used like an artillery piece. It's real world equivalent as far as use would be the mortars used in infantry battalions. Especially when you know that there are a lot of enemies that you can't see or aim at or hit directly. Firing a barrage in the general area then follow it up with the main assault. Just remember to keep some rad-away handy and armor that boosts radiation resistance.. I use mods that allow for multiple followers and ones that increase the amounts of enemies. I find that tactic works really well. Warning Do not allow your followers to use the Fat man unless you want to get blown up by your own followers. Favorite targets are the Powder Gangers in the prison complex, Caesar's Camp any major NCR base. Nothing like channeling a little bit of Col. Kilgore from Apocalypse now. Shell the hell out of a base then send in your followers to finish who ever is left off while you walk around and pretend like your character is smoking a cigar.

[@NoobPTFO]

Will you stop talking mow?

[@JCM311]

I love killing myself with the fat man it's hilarious to me lol

[@JCM311]

+Iamyouonlydifferent quick history lesson. fat man was one of the atomic bombs the u.s. dropped. it was dropped in the Japanese city of Nagasaki. fallout named the weapon in the game after it. so in no way shape or form would that be a melee weapon lol.

[@grandmasterneegway3259]

+Cameron Mack Yea and in the Japanese version of Fallout 3 the bomb in the center of Megaton and the Fatman weapon dont exist... :P

[@JCM311]

+Nuclear Chicken hmm didn't know that. That's interesting.

[@canyonduck2022]

Bonus package grenade: Borderlands 2 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Shield: Borderlands 2 Antifection Grenade: Borderlands 2 Swordsplosion shotgun (sometimes): Borderlands 2

[@Allison-qk1ws]

If you want a truly suicidal weapon, try the Experimental MIRV from Fallout 3.

[@therealoryo1003]

The raygun in call of duty 5 should of been here

[@llpalm08]

+Oryo Why?

[@coopercaller]

y?

[@Torbjorn_Main]

Because of the splash damage unless the PhD flopper perk protects you when you use the ray gun.

[@coopercaller]

Billy Arshad thanks m8

[@therealoryo1003]

+Billy Arshad even worse when they didn't have that perk on the game!😩

[@DanteMartinoThemysteriousGamer]

I like how all these video clips were just them deliberately sucking to "prove their points". Standing around in the middle of a firefight, sitting there while a spike trap impales you.

[@DJWeapon8]

+Just Justin I know. This video is just watchmojo levels of idiocy and confirmation bias.

[@HunGredy]

+Just Justin Taking videos seriously that weren't meant to be taken seriously is the stupid thing. Go along and have fun for god's sake.

[@HunGredy]

+Just Justin Taking videos seriously that weren't meant to be taken seriously is the stupid thing. Go along and have fun for god's sake.

[@lavonakirtley9280]

There is in fact “plans” for a hand held nuke launcher called the “Davy Crockett”. I just HOPE no one actually made one

[@TwilightPrincess68]

the blast mask in majora's mask!

[@MrJan228]

Its called a shield. With it, you take 0 dmg

[@knellycornnan5132]

In Super Smash Brothers Melee. Lets not forgot what happens when certain Pokemon like Electrode appear.

[@WhammyTime91]

A good murderer never blames their tools.

[@Medaumplay3]

Coming back to this made me remember the Jackbomb in American McGee's Alice. Once you throw it, its head turns into a powerful flamethrower, and starts to twirl slowly in place, setting everything into flames - including alice, if she's close enought. Good times...

[@nyxmakesnoise]

Broforce. Brodator's mini gun.

[@SiegeTF]

You mean Brominator, Brodator chucks spears. Also screw Bromando's missile launcher and Bro In Black's noisy cricket.

[@nyxmakesnoise]

yea sorry

[@ethanchristensen5432]

Hes power up pays off though

[@mushroom_gal490]

+SiegeTF don't forget Broguyver

[@SiegeTF]

Broguyver is fun, and wrecks a lot of bosses.

[@AniSky759]

Fun Fact: Gravity is infinite, with or without black holes. Everything in the universe is pulling on everything else.

[@honorguard7616]

This guy /\ , black holes are techly hard to create (since you need a sun at least 10x ours in size to create one in afew billion years )

[@The_Crimson_Fucker]

+LukeDude759 And yet the Sun has a stronger pull than the Earth, and my pencil sharpener has an even weaker pull. Gravity is dictated by mass, the higher the mass the higher the gravity. When he said "infinite gravity", he meant in strength of pull(or, actually, warp).

[@nickyromanov9969]

+Bob James 3 words. Large. Hadron. Collider.

[@OMGclueless]

+LukeDude759 Unfortunately this is not true. Gravity is a force created by mass, and there is a finite amount of mass in the universe. But in fact, even if there was an infinite amount of mass in the universe (which there isn't), gravity falls off very quickly with distance so if enough of the mass is far enough away you wouldn't experience infinite gravitational force. In college physics you might be given this fun little problem: suppose you were standing 1 kilometer away from an infinitely large sheet of metal of uniform density. What gravitational force would you experience from the sheet? You can get the answer with some simple calculus, and it turns out not to be infinite.

[@tardiskeeper6]

Surely if gravity was infinite then jumping would be impossible and so would space travel and satellites in orbit

[@keulron2290]

"Then there's Fallout 3's Fatman launcher". Excuse me but, it is actually the Fatman Tactical Mini-Nuke Launcher and is in games other than Fallout 3.

[@drrocketman7794]

Samus's Phazon gear in Metroid Prime: Corruption is overwhelming power for use against enemies...but at the end stage of the game it's killing her. The scariest part is...she likes it.

[@Dafuqinator7]

Fat Man is dangerous for you in Fallout 3? Try the Experimental MIRV!

[@Torthrodhel]

Ah wouldn't it be awesome if there was a game where all of the weapons were dangerous to yourself? And reckless in fairly unpredictable ways. :D Like, there exists no sensible choice so you have to go crazy. :!

[@angelartiyalvt9574]

Jane Ross Strife: Veteran Edition, a lot of the later weapons are super deadly.

[@Torthrodhel]

Cool I never heard of that one before. Is it a good game, worth checking out?

[@angelartiyalvt9574]

Jane Ross I would recommend looking up Ross Scott's review of it, it was made before the game was put up on Steam, so he ends up advocating for people to pirate it, but the game is available through legitimate means now. The game does have some issues (it was the mid-nineties) but if you can get over those, I would recommend it.

[@Torthrodhel]

Cool! :) I'll keep it in mind for when I get back to purchasing games then.

[@vicentegodoy5493]

Jane Ross shhhhhh gabe newell will hear you

[@avi8aviate]

I have a danger weapon: Infinite Warfare's black hole launcher!

[@billmurray5160]

[SF] StarFire NOO COD IS SHIT

[@avi8aviate]

Says you, not me.

[@HeiressOfDoodles]

In Super Bomberman R, it's actually said a few times that the Bombermen are robots, and that they were created to protect Humanity. My only questions are "how a robot built for explosive combat so easily flung off the stage", and "why are they able to be taken down with someone accidentally bumping into them?"

[@duckland6560]

Outsidexbox the Fat Man in fallout fires MINI nukes not full sized nukes

[@ledocteur7701]

yes, but it still a tnt pack sized NUKE and a nuke is far more powerful than TNT (and emit heatwave capable of vaporizing you away)

[@jasonking7570]

THATS LIKE TRYING TO TELL SOMEONE THEY WERE BITTEN BY A LEMON SHARK, NOT A GREAT WHITE ITS STILL A SHARK BITE

[@rustyshackelford3590]

The ray gun upgraded

[@rustyshackelford3590]

Cod zombies

[@salcolpitts9225]

Yep I thought the same thing

[@badgerwildgaming6908]

nope spin Fuze from tribes

[@eusticerubberduckyninerone9129]

Not if you have PHD

[@AssassinStudios33]

Mustang and Sally

[@tempestiarrow8753]

My Face- In real life 1 Inspired by randomness Tortures people and burns eyes in minutes It burns mirrors which reflect _and_ deflect on to me and i'm always burning

[@bobwilson679]

lol

[@deadwolf3913]

You can't feel your face

[@tempestiarrow8753]

Dead Wolf Wtf...???

[@amitbarua4303]

I can't feel my face when I'm with you Lolol

[@minecraft99plays75]

I recognize your picture from a movie

[@nyako4108]

Borderlands 2: midnight star granade (when it explodes it shoots mirv granades toward you) and jolly rodger shotgun (when fired it drains your health

[@bobwilson679]

Am I the only one who thought of the rocket launcher from the original doom when they saw this video?

[@facelessenemy3755]

The Bane from from borderlands 2, it encourages suicide.

[@Yistern]

>Any explosive weapon in Warframe

[@omegabet3912]

>Especially Lenz

[@mysticmind4563]

update years later, explosive weapon (or any other weapons) don't deal self-damage but can still stagger you leaving you an open target.

[@specialwall5598]

There’s also the salvaged assaultron head from the automation dlc in fallout 4. Every shot you do deals 50 radiation damage to you.

[@solaridraconi6225]

Isn't there a perk that turns radiation damage into healing? What was it... Ah, yes, endurance 9, Ghoulish: radiation regenerates your lost health.

[@leafytheprogrammer]

The dud club from battlefield 1 that has a 1% chance of exploding when hitting with it

[@ESPmrBrough]

warframe- penta, kulstar, grattler, hikou prime

[@ESPmrBrough]

bloodborne- chikage

[@Sunscreeeen]

warframes orgris.. wait, how are hikou prime self harmful?

[@ESPmrBrough]

Sean Fisher concealed explosives. what else would you use the hikou prime for?

[@dr.glockenspiel1819]

Castanas, Talons...

[@giladandguy1]

+Josh Brough stealth? But yeah, the spira prime or a lex prime with hush mod would trade them.

[@arneis2629]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Michael Jackson when he gets hurt: Ooh!!!!!!

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Usually I'm sick of these kinds of comments but yours was the rare funny one. Take a 'like'.

[@mikeplace9125]

Goldeneye on N64, the rockets! The amount of times you'd run in to your opponent around a corner and instinctively press fire, killing yourself as well.

[@michaelwhite5641]

Did anyone else get distracted by the skin crease on Andy's forehead?

[@Jambobist]

+Michael White I always get too distracted by the haircut he's blatantly been rocking since he was 15 to notice anything else.

[@TimCools_WithALongO]

The mortar from Spec Ops: The Line

[@pupinator98]

the white phos ones?

[@TimCools_WithALongO]

pupinator98 What do you reckon? ;d

[@pupinator98]

Tim Cools idk its been years since i played it

[@TimCools_WithALongO]

pupinator98 Well, as far as I know the only mortars in the game used white phosphorus ;)

[@pupinator98]

Tim Cools ah

[@user-ln6br5md1q]

The Mirv is far worst 8 mini nukes at a time

[@Giovanni_Joseph_III]

Copy Pod Mod the Big Boy in Fallout 4 to have the MIRV and it fires 16 Mini Nukes

[@Kadorhal]

Surprised this wasn't just a list of the weapons from Daikatana's first episode.

[@PavlockProducts]

The kill star shouldn't be on the list. It kills everything nearly instantly and it takes about a minute of straight firing for you to die -_-

[@TheTaintedWisdom]

My thoughts exactly, the damage to enemies vs health drained isn't even close to not being worthwhile, ESPECIALLY when you consider the fact that you can restore health even if you have literally NO health syringes left.

[@naftaliten7989]

What about the binding of isac That Greene brain

[@StilfStonermilf]

thinking the same thing...bobs brain is a living hell to life with

[@mintmane]

when i get bob's brain, I deliberately kill myself with it.

[@flimcycronet6398]

+Wyatt Goodwin me too

[@naftaliten7989]

+Killjoy the psychopath Just asking Do you know from what anime you profile pic came from ?

[@darkmannight1]

+Naftaliten I'm pretty sure it's Tokyo ghoul

[@komischertyp9166]

Where is the Tunguska from borderlands 2???

[@warwolfkill3032]

And Bane aka The Cursed Weapon.

[@MarkosDantes]

Hon, y'all forgot about the Bomb Mask from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, It takes away your health every time you use it, and yeah there may be an easy way to counteract it, but still, it deserved an honorary mention!

[@quetzalthegamer]

Kamikaze from the Binding of Isaac.

[@puffnisse]

Legofootmassage No, Bob's Brain.