62 Quick Food Tricks - You Suck at Cooking

[@FlyingJustToFall]

"So they dont taste predictable" is still one of the best jokes out there

[@codyg560]

I still love "battering ram"

[@Mormielo]

He almost lost it on that one...

[@adreamingwolf]

My favorite joke I think

[@Christer2222]

@@Mormielo I used to think that too, but pretty sure its actually a baa-ttering ram

[@maryboland2202]

@@Mormielo .

[@plucas1]

Don't think of it as saying good-bye to Aunt Winnie, think of it as sending her off on one last ocean adventure.

[@aveleziii]

she'll end up in the solids pit at the local wastewater treatment plant, getting new life in a pile of "compost" that grows huge tomatoes. a fitting end for aunt winnie, that old hag

[@Magic-Worm]

yes.

[@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298]

Some of her will be eaten as mentioned above, while the rest of her will be drunk by some poor randos that still drink city water.

[@sphygo]

She never did learn how to swim...

[@Ella-bg2ve]

How fun

[@GrapplingHookJones]

2:45 I love the little laugh he does for his battering ram joke

[@rigdigwus]

thats one of the best jokes ever

[@intoalivinghope]

Even he can't handle how funny he is 🤣

[@1Jetsurf]

One of the few ones he couldn't be serious about, lmao.

[@borudesu_]

I was hoping someone else made this comment 😂😂

[@punkdigerati]

Yeah, he totally cracked.

[@iceshard4442]

Guys he’s not hacking he just has really good cooking socks

[@aseemsharma4964]

He socks at cooking yea he totally socks

[@AxxLAfriku]

I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear ic

[@auferen]

It's the cutting board for sure

[@butternotsquash729]

@@AxxLAfriku good

[@2jzge]

It’s definitely the apron and chefs hat

[@lairdcummings9092]

How did I ever survive the kitchen, let alone make food, without this knowledge..?! Thank you, YSAC! You may have saved lives!

[@will0wtr335]

how did i not burn down the house before watching this video?

[@zomt420]

Good to know, Mr. Laird Cummings.

[@k1ngmeal483]

What does ysacyyts mean

[@E121C1C]

@@k1ngmeal483 the channel name

[@daforjin5676]

I only just got the “scallion” “stallion” joke. This man is a genius

[@PC.-_-]

still missed the opportunity to fit "rapscallion" into that video

[@Daorf]

I love how you almost broke saying "battering ram".

[@cobralyoner]

yeah i noticed that to 😂😂😂

[@aryanshah7436]

Time?

[@bigbob4320]

@@aryanshah7436 2:46

[@SusanHopkinson]

@@aryanshah7436 2:43

[@cobralyoner]

@@aryanshah7436 2:42

[@yousuckatcooking]

Hey Happy New Year! Hope it's a really good one for all of us. Lemme know what you wanna see in 2022!

[@bananamanjr8560]

Happy New Years hope we finally get this covid thing ends anytime this year

[@justarandomguy.6365]

french onion soup

[@Toastrz]

I need help with cereal.

[@LowmilkExWife]

Hamburger 🍔

[@xslowday6850]

Aliens will be revealed

[@Topazzzzzz]

the way he giggles at his own "battering ram" joke is still my favourite thing

[@chriscraft8636]

I just had to say mad respect for the editing skills, patience, and time required for this. NOT just this video, all your videos. I mean hell, you have music videos that you created from scratch at the end of most of them. Which is the entire career of music artists and they don't even edit the video. Just cuz you wanna. Mad, mad, badass respect.

[@amyoung101]

Agreed!

[@ExternusArmy]

I’m convinced that YSAC is 95% as good at editing than he is actually cooking. I don’t ever see those transitions coming

[@thatguyhanzo3468]

easily better at editing than cooking, but still such a good cook

[@ExternusArmy]

@@iwantcookiesplz9444 yes you’re literally right

[@GhostStealth590]

Either he has a great photographic memory as to his hand positions, or he has a setup to match the position of the previous shot to the shot he's about to do. Usually what is used when doing motion graphics work to ensure position of the frame is as precise as possible... without it, its a guessing game as to where the previous position was.

[@VideoNozoki]

What are you talking about, there is no editing. Didn't you watch the video?? He explains each process in detail, even giving options to a few. If you haven't thrown your potato at the wall to make chips (or haven't succeeded at it yet), just ask for more tips from YSAC. Don't just dismiss it as impossible. When I was a child I could not whistle, but now it is almost second nature.

[@ExternusArmy]

@@VideoNozoki I think I’ve just been buying my groceries at the wrong bathtub, there’s no ham in mine

[@kanesaka]

Fun fact: there's no editing, YSAC is an actual reality bender.

[@spacetearable]

Oh shit, someone notify the SCP organization!

[@sldenn5303]

There is no spoon 🥄

[@SaltExarch]

@@spacetearable SCP-YSAC is to be contained within the confines of Site-62 at all times. Site-62 is a suburban area of [redacted] acres in [redacted], Canada, in immediate proximity to a number of rural, rugged areas and wilderness, including a forest, a river, a beach, and fields of corn. It is to be monitored by undercover site personnel to avoid SCP-YSAC from becoming aware of its containment. SCP-YSAC is to be allowed free reign within Site-62, as well as full recording and editing equipment, and a computer with full access to the internet at all times, to prevent SCP-YSAC from attempting to utilize its anomalous abilities outside of its current career as a content creator on the KZbin platform. SCP-YSAC is a human male approximately [redacted] years of age who has demonstrated dangerous reality-bending properties. These include the transmutation of common food objects into other food or non-food objects, manipulation of matter in ways not consistent with the laws of physics, short-term reversal of time/causality, and demonstrations of abnormally high strength for the average adult male. SCP-YSAC seems to exclusively exert these alterations to reality only when it coincides with a joke or fictitious demonstration in one of the subject's KZbin videos. Whether or not SCP-YSAC is capable of bending reality in this manner outside of this context, or simply chooses not to, is not yet known.

[@jandipoo]

The thing I love about this channel is not only are the recipes easy to follow for a big idiot like me, but YSAC seems to have a lot of fun doing it.

[@KOB923]

"Goodbye, Aunt Winnie," made me choke on my drink.

[@Curtis_Gach]

This reminds us of the most important tool in the kitchen... a wall

[@thatguy5233]

i always have a wall in my kitchen and i recommend having one to everone. it's a true gamechanger

[@jj3665]

This is the same energy as "There's only one thing worse than a rapist." I love it.

[@41-Haiku]

@@jj3665 You love a child?

[@glennlaroche1524]

K for real I laughed waaayyyy too hard at "Goodbye Aunt Winnie". Also, Happy New Year, YSAC.

[@badsportblack1445]

Same

[@benjaminwelkens8118]

It was so dark and random

[@NWolfsson]

I legit went: "What kind of shaker got dust in... Oooh, no °~°..." _Goodbye Aunt Winnie_ *hilarity ensues*

[@echothefreak9396]

Same, it caught me off guard 😭

[@live4twilight4ever]

love the fact that "hide your dirty dishes under the sink" is included. these are just tricks, it's up to you to decide for yourself whether performing said tricks is a good idea.

[@MeTreesndirt]

I loVe that idea. Too bad u would throw out your dishes if u really did.

[@BonnieBuggie]

2:43 his barely audible laughter at “battering ram” of all puns is so great omg

[@KrisKrieg1]

Thank you very much my good man. Gordan Ramsey now calls me "sir"

[@yousuckatcooking]

about friggin time

[@BammyQ]

I still cant get over him laughing about his own Battering Ram joke 😄

[@snottytoe6957]

I love when he does the really weird things that work without editing like the corn butterer and the duct tape mixer.

[@matador483]

First you taught to me to wangjangle, now I’m whisk-chucking eggs and working on my nine-fork-egg-shell removal. Best channel ever.

[@duccc]

"What is your favorite kitchen tool?" YSAC: Wall

[@RevahsMada]

The wild scallion bit always gets me

[@rvrseblade3890]

“You can hold the cheese with a fork if u have a fear of touching cheese” that my friend, earned a sub 😂😂

[@realkingofantarctica]

If YSAC ever decides to start a D.I.Y. show, I will watch attentively in fear.

[@mindseye4914]

Man this is like the YSAC Greatest Hits album. I loved every second of this. So informative, I now feel I can go to culinary schools and get a scholarship based on all the skills I just picked up through this video.

[@rae_______124]

Loved this, especially the cocktail shaker. 😂

[@henryvs]

"Goodbye Aunt Winnie" 🤣

[@jessalove3344]

I went through a really bad bout of postpartum depression with my last babe and this channel honestly gives me giggles and hardy laughs and I'm so thankful 💜 Thank you 💜

[@15lamb]

This is why I always drive in reverse. Ive been driving over 20 years and havent got a scratch on me.

[@will0wtr335]

relatable

[@pauliiizweipunktnull]

yeah but that's probably why you already drove 20 years and still haven't arrived yet. Maybe you just forgot to turn your car around. Happened to me once and I ended up in Melbourne though I wanted to just drive to the store and I'm German. Just start over, it's quicker.

[@ashleighlehmann4749]

The subtle break in character when he says 'battering ram' absolutely sends me

[@sentimentalhermit]

I like how YSAC laughs ever so slightly at his own "battering ram" joke

[@JohnA...]

WAIT... we need to know the exact strength to remove the potato crust with the wall because we don't want it break them into chips by accident.

[@micahphilson]

Out of all of these, Battering Ram just killed me! That one was on a whole different level!

[@jimeans2281]

Just keep the videos coming. These are genius. What is more genius is that you really can cook. 💕💕 I do miss the little stories that you wove into your older videos. They were cute.

[@SyekiLife]

You videos are like magic. It's an awesome day when you upload!

[@wendyswonderfulworld9030]

I actually start following this channel the first time I saw one of these. It just made my brain smile a bit. Happy New Year everyone!🥳🍾🌟

[@jadeberry2402]

This was the most convincing promotion for a cook book ive even seen, cant wait to learn professional wangjangling

[@silvertopaz509]

I love your humor and your use of puns. The happiness of New Year's to you and the family that stills talks to you. Take care.

[@ZethKeeper]

"I DO have a shaker" - well, that was very dark and I awaken all of my neighbors from laughing.

[@nellgwenn]

Getting the scotch tape off the onion has always been a problem for me.

[@tnmoe-]

Finding that damn edge!

[@line5815]

really? for me it was when i try to put back together my evaporated milk and instead it just breaks into a bunch of metal parts...

[@goodi2shooz]

Happy New Year! Thanks for having the best cooking channel in the universe. Here's to another year of whangjangling and pepperpepperpepper!

[@sinuslebastian6366]

This series is just you flexing your god level editing skills on us mortals and I love it!

[@RammmFan]

You are not going to scuk at cooking in the new 2022 year, man thank you for top-end content through years, keeping us sane in these times

[@birdyhans2452]

I love how he had to stop himself from laughing while making the battering ram joke

[@hukeaz]

You're creativity and humor is top shelf bud🤙🏽❤💛💚🤙🏽

[@WrenStanchen]

Actually the most reassuring cooking channel out there. I hum your theme song any time I try a new recipe. It helps. 👍

[@Nirrrina]

1:06 I finally found an actual use for the cheap drill I purchased. Besides hanging up my hammock chair swing thing that makes the neighbors think I'm nuts.

[@rotatingstorm5144]

My parents when they we're watching this, they were laughing until they cried like your funny and it makes me happy see my parents have fun

[@MarciaBaker1205]

What a great Happy New Year gift. It's been since last year that my wang jangled so thanks for the memories 😍

[@snowgoldtm]

YSAC videos are like what Eminem is to lyrical rap... Love it. Much love from Finland and happyNew Year!!

[@settleluna7692]

These videos never get old & continue to entertain & make me laugh. Love how he does the edits,it’s wizardry 🎊🤯🥳

[@KingOfSpadess]

These tips have helped me so much in the kitchen!

[@bappon9029]

I have never been so confused and so entertained in my life

[@deprofundis3293]

I hope you're new, in which case I have a delightful number of episodes to catch up on! Lol

[@coolguy700able]

The editing in these videos is always amazing.

[@preppen78]

It's tough to keep up. I was wonder wth he was baking this time

[@yougoodbruh5158]

The amount of skill put into the editing of these videos, amazing

[@450oyster]

That bag under the sink trick really works! Never doing dishes again!

[@blamb9977]

Honestly, the editing in your channel is the most amazing thing.

[@Brandondrumkc]

I'm glad to see someone else has whisk nucks

[@Ty.ty.ty0]

This is somehow simultaneously the longest and most entertaining 4 and a half minutes of my life

[@helenchelen]

A compilation I didn't know I needed in my life 🙏

[@mistresstaylorbowbe4]

I love how you can hear the slight laughter as he says “battering ram”

[@krizthulhu]

Watching this while baked hits different. 😂 Holy hell.

[@SpecialInterestShow]

Honesty the editing skills are such top tier

[@viperv6768]

The editing in this is always so impressive.

[@lawrencekassab1226]

Super happy with your first book, can't wait for the sequel

[@KevinRyann]

I’ve decided you live in a pocket dimension that allows you to do things like punch toast out of a book, or yeast magically making you fly

[@sydneydarius3887]

The screeching of the nine forks taking out the eggshell had me rolling

[@TOGthatoneguy]

i love the knife joke, dont let your chefs knife think its the boss of the kitchen.

[@sp7814]

love how he can barely hold back his laugh when he says battering ram

[@maffioli14]

You can hear his voice quiver a little when he says battering ram. Top tier joke

[@ultimateskillchain]

I will never get tired of this channel. The potato/yeast thing near the end where he sprinkles it and YEEEET cracks me up every gd time 🤣🤣

[@ConstipatedAssassin]

Wow, I do suck at cooking. I didn't know any of these tips!

[@nishikantaleitanthem9190]

That shaker bit had me bursting out laughing while sitting in the toilet.. 😅

[@SunRise-lr7ch]

Better than if you were sitting in a restaurant with your in laws.

[@christophersalcedo7921]

Fresh out of rice nuggets, have to wait to next nugget season.

[@yousuckatcooking]

one thing most people don't realize is you can dry them out and keep them on hand for up to 2 weeks

[@olgasevilla4319]

This was sooooo satisfying. Waiting for the next completion!

[@BM03]

He makes it look so easy. I keep slamming my potatoes into the wall and getting French Fries instead. Man, I don't even speak French.

[@kristenfrosch]

I've seen every one of those videos and these highlights made my day!

[@kamaunosakhere5487]

I love how he couldn’t not laugh at “battering ram”

[@HuslWusl]

The battering ram joke at 2:44 is the best one so far because it actually made him chuckle

[@zenidatu]

happy new year, ysac

[@TonyJames1993]

Best channel on this wretched website.

[@thegreekguyviva-greece5881]

His book is actually pretty damn good..

[@mobjwez]

Happy New Year YSAC, you're amazing, never change. More videos please, ty. Much love, God Bless.

[@-Raylight]

1:20 That's kinda dark lol The *"battering ram"* pun though, almost made YSAC laugh. Legendary 😆

[@Narwhalzzz]

Love your humor and edits! 💕

[@_karla._]

Nice Video man!

[@creativename939]

Nice Video man!

[@frknwrld999]

Best video in 2022 already

[@adorbjune96]

I been trying the move at 1:01 to get chips, but I always only shave off the potato crust as in 1:48. I dont know what I am doing wrong.

[@giggityguy]

Is your wall set to "shave" or "smithereens"? It's a common mistake, you can see that YSAC did something similar at 3:19

[@PlayBetterJazz]

I do indeed have a fear of touching cheese, thanks for this. Some really helpful tricks and tips here....

[@MrStormchaser77]

You giggled a little when you said "battering ram."

[@birdyhans2452]

This man is amazing not only did he make great jokes but he also broke a plate for the video amazing job.

[@4l03_v3r4]

Hopefully this one involves lots of cheese. Time to find out!

[@Spike40532]

This guys crafting and cooking skills are both at 100. His speech skill is also pretty high :)

[@CountDrunkula]

Fun fact : Princess Leia could wear two cinneman buns at once at a jaunty angle, a clear sign she had force powers if you only looked. Duh. Now stop whining about her flying through space like superman you babies.

[@kathl.5598]

The asparagus through the knife is still my favorite visual gag

[@srijitadas9732]

❤️

[@NWolfsson]

This is the greatest compilation I've ever seen. 10/10, would cook again. Also, 2:45 the one time YSAC cracked upon one of their joke :')

[@marzettik]

It’s like a rewind for your channel. Happy New Year. Can’t wait to see what craziness you come up with this year.

[@atiquehasan5429]

I've tried all of these and I can assure you that it works just fine