Opie & Anthony 08-18-2006 - Club Soda Kenny's OCD Instructions

As a substitute teacher, I can verify that the lesson plans that get left for me are NEVER this detailed.
RIP Patrice.

[@gspendlove]

"Make sure there are exactly fifty-five blueberries in the bag. The yogurt must be exactly thirty-eight degrees Fahrenheit. GH's coffee must be brewed at one-hundred ninety degrees Fahrenheit, and cooled for exactly five minutes thirty seconds until it reaches the appropriate temperature for consumption (don't be afraid to carry a digital thermometer for the accurate measurement of temperature). If there is a speck of foreign matter on GH's spoon or bowl, you must wash both with Dawn dish soap (no other) and water measuring exactly one hundred fifty-five point seven degrees Fahrenheit. Scrub both spoon and bowl for exactly three minutes and eighteen seconds. If these instructions are not followed to the letter, your life will be forfeit."

[@abraxas9340]

Underrated comment

[@dorpth]

Ha ha, Patrice never failed to make fun of Opie's stupid blueberries.

[@Toestubber]

+dorpth ...and wotmeal.

[@dorpth]

warshmeal?

[@Cosmo87-]

Lol has he talked about the blueberries on other days?

[@scubasteve7439]

@@Cosmo87- i know someone thats talked about his grapes...

[@jtbedazzle]

Patrice probably never heard of berries before.

[@hollywoodliberal1]

"You dont want me to do that for you G.H., ok..." *gunshot*

[@tonytomei1175]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gspendlove]

I can't tell you how hard I laughed at that.

[@DrFrankenschtein]

This whole segment just made me love Kenny even more. Lol He just genuinely cares for these guys, it's awesome.

[@adriennem3168]

He's a man who does his job extremely well. Anthony didn't need to be babied like Opie.

[@blender124]

Well do I have a story for you. I’m sure you heard the story where the spring or summer of 2023 Kenny threw Anthony out of a comedy club at the direction of Bill Burr.

[@DrFrankenschtein]

Yep spoke too soon. Bummer @@blender124

[@alexeykaramanidi1662]

I love how midway through the segment Opie realises that it's not going the way he expected xD

[@oneskinnyhonky]

He thought he was going to be "make fun of Kenny", instead it became "make fun of Greggie for not being able to take care of himself like every other adult on the show".

[@adriennem3168]

Yep.

[@jaychipperson]

Exposing how mentally retarded opie is in reality, sad he somehow convinced a woman to allow him to reproduce

[@codygreene9067]

Fucking weirdo rollerskates home from work. What a creep.

[@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9]

The fact that the list went from A to O may have also been an OCD thing having to do with the names Opie and Anthony.

[@lenhudson8194]

Or, it could be ass omelette.

[@anadryantontine]

HEA' YA GO, GEE-AYCH.

[@SethMcFartlane]

11:30 "I know I look stupid here" The bozo really thought this was going to be a great bit smashing Kenny.

[@adriennem3168]

Exactly. Meanwhile it's just another example of Opie being an elitist hypocrite.

[@awkwardoddysee4438]

I like how they're "laughing" at how crazy Kenny is but its Opie. Opies the incompetent dolt.

[@dominiciervasi6677]

hard worker and good man, I like club soda kenny

[@roronewy1909]

Dominic Iervasi he’s a legend

[@memphisflyer8574]

He was easily capable of ripping the average man's head off.

[@ArkonBlade]

Kenny is that guy who would take a bullet for you.

[@ynots38]

Autistic intelligence and retard strength... sounds like a former cop...

[@rutgerhauser2377]

@@memphisflyer8574 Like lennie from of mice and men.

[@mikielee434]

Sissy kit lmao classic Patrice

[@DiggitySlice]

Kenny is now my favorite.

[@CaveManCobb]

Kenny is like the ultimate embodiment of kindness. Fuck I love this guy.

[@adriennem3168]

Or just simply did his job extremely well. Anthony didn't need babying like Opie did.

[@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids]

not since he threw anthony out when he tried talking to bill burr

[@cracksuperman]

I fucking love Kenny he's such a good dude

[@Derek_Keenan]

No Opie, most humans don't have OCD.

[@georgekazanjian9855]

Opie doesn't even know what OCD is

[@E101ification]

I hate you, because you're making me defend Opie... He's sort of right. The thing causes obsessive compulsions exists in everyone to varying degrees. When it exists over a certain threshold in someone we call it OCD. Ant is also right, though: those superstition rituals aren't really OCD. People with OCD will also have a lot of 'superstition' rituals and the OCD will make them worse, but they're not actually OCD.

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

E101ification how does that make him sort of right? By your own words it seems he’s completely wrong

[@tonytomei1175]

@@lt.finglefubledingler1972 😂😂👍👍

[@SwizzleStickMcGee]

"Whoatmeal!" -Patrice O'Neal

[@lapidus9552]

Opie complaining about his carer is like when kids complain about their parents on My Super Sweet 16.

[@TheDeathmask48]

"We have to take a break" -Opie anytime hes getting roasted

[@joejoeholmes]

Opie does anything to get the attention off of him. "We need to go to a break." "To bring it to a serious level, my family has a heart thing." BLAH BLAH BLAH!

[@brandonankrom135]

I guess these days people just insert "Opie" in every comment on every video of O and A no matter what it is, and then just pick a few negative words and mush it all together. Your whole statement doesn't make any sense.. Why would anyone talk about themselves to get the attention off of themselves... It's kind of self deflating. Either you messed up which means you weren't thinking which means you don't care, or you're just being a good little parrot repeating what some of the other cool kids are saying. Any way you slice that shit pie, it smells bad.

[@cracksuperman]

Christian 681 Why do you like Opie? What about him makes you like him? He's terrible, unfunny, fake, and a hypocrite. He never deserved any of the fame he got. The only reason he made it to where he did was because of Ant and Jimmy, and all the other comedians that would come in (Kelly, Vos, Patrice)

[@Derek_Keenan]

It's not parroting, it's just that after listening to O&A long enough, most people realize that Opie is an untalented funny-killing douche.

[@barahng]

Christian 681 He got 14 attacking Opie, you got 1 thumbs up defending him. By your own standard, Opie stinks.

[@E101ification]

@@brandonankrom135 His comment makes perfect sense when you add the word 'negative' before the word 'attention', and literally everyone who read the comment except you understood that was what joejoe meant. And enough with the Opie defending. The Opie hate is not a bandwagon. It's not a trend. It's not phony. It's simply people with brains and ears observing what a truly awful person Gregg 'Opie' Hughes is and voicing our frustration to each other. The only people defend Opie are fellow narcissists who see themselves in him.

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Anthony and that fuckin' bullhorn... now that is a legendary radio team.

[@thegrayman69]

Kenny was so concerned he wrote this list , but didn’t take the time to make sure all the food and milk was available for the time he’s gone .

[@painplayer1614]

Knowing many substitute teachers I can verify that the lesson plans that get left for them are NEVER this detailed. 😂😂 RIP Patrice.

[@awkwardoddysee4438]

12:12 I love how Opie tries to explain himself but can't even do that for himself 12:20 Ant comes in and covers for Opie once again because *greggshells* will pop in if it gets to uncomfortable

[@adriennem3168]

13:38 Opie tried to make a racist joke but no one laughed. Manny or Mammy? Then he runs to use fans for jokes on Paltalk.

[@ragejinraver]

O my God O my God I cant breath am on the floor crying from laughing so much HA HA HA HA HA Kenny Rules!!!!!!

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

Self obsession is not the same as ocd opie

[@EricTheAcktor]

You're a substitute teacher in a public school? That's gotta be rough, man. God speed.

[@marcellocapone4925]

That thumbnail alone had me laughing. Also Kenny was funny.

[@harryzimmerman7991]

Fucking hilarious!😂 The Opie and Anthony show really was a on air circus freak show!

[@user-hk7hz9cn7v]

Anthony completely neglecting to mention Keith the cop, HIS club soda Kenny

[@Robby_C]

Maxx Doran I feel like Keith and Ant are are far more casual than Opie treating Kenny like his man-slave lol

[@E101ification]

Except Keith the Cop's duties don't come close to the level of mothering that Kenny does for Opie.

[@captainredbeard7933]

Maybe not mothering, but Keith sleeps at the compound. He has his own room. That's a bit creepy.

[@retardedcore]

@@Robby_C Keith literally lived at Ant's house and his wife decorated the whole thing...Keith is the co-owner of Compound media. Ant rode Keith's balls way more than Ope rode Kenny's and still does to this day.

[@Robby_C]

​@@retardedcore yeah, i understand that, but they still at least seem like they are genuinely friends who have a business relationship (referring to separate and prior from the compound stuff, but even that never sounded personal...) Kenny was one microchip away from being Opie's personal automaton.

[@Ryfinius]

I need a kenny in my life.

[@groalerable]

I'm imaging kenny as mike ehrmantraut

[@PauloHernandezXD]

Difference; Kenny is actually intimidating, & Mike is Great Value Clint Eastwood, lol:3

[@zeliminator666]

Now in the future, you realize Kenny didn't care about ANT.

[@evansgate]

Opie is 43 in this clip. Just let that sink in

[@TomSmith-gw6fn]

What’s your point? He was successful, he hired Kenny as a semi-assistant. That’s what busy people with money do.

[@JohnDoe-eo4wm]

@@TomSmith-gw6fn Busy people don’t roller skate home after their 6-hour-long gig

[@retardedcore]

@@JohnDoe-eo4wm He lived like 10 blocks from the studio. Have you ever been to NY? Its sometimes faster to bike or walk 10 blocks than wait for a cab or try and drive

[@JohnDoe-eo4wm]

@@retardedcore No, no, I’ve lived in NY, so I know that a 10 block walk takes less than 10 minutes. I’m just saying that, in all my years living there, I never saw “busy people with money” rollerblading home, regardless of the distance and busyness of their schedule/life. My point was just that Opie was a weirdo man-child that needed someone to spell out and handle basic aspects of his life for him, despite having the time, resources, and wherewithal to do so himself.

[@retardedcore]

@@JohnDoe-eo4wm And that's different from Ant being a spoiled brat with a castle to bang teenagers and drink himself to death at the age of 60-something, how? Ant even has Keith the Cop and his wife to run most of his life for him too. I don't get how Opie is always the one raked over the coal for this shit when Ant was waaaaay more immature than Opie in almost every way that people shit on OP for. Yeah, I get it, Opie wasn't funny and could be a huge cunt, but Ant and Jim could also be two of the biggest cunts on earth and often threw fits way worse than Opie over shit that was much more trivial. Jim had a nervous breakdown over his fucking neurotic autograph obsession and screamed about Derek Jeter for two hours over it...that's way sadder than anything Opie did.

[@jamesthomas9987]

did Opie ever have a good day?

[@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids]

the way kenny backstabbed anthony is unforgiveable

[@lord_insany]

remember what ethnicity kenny is

[@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids]

@@lord_insany african?

[@lord_insany]

@@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids yes, menoran

[@almondavocado6208]

For those wondering this is from #42 "Nigga vs Nazi" Your welcome

[@heidi369]

😂😂😂😂 This is as FUNNY AS SHIT!!!!.😂😂😂😂😂

[@jackfahy2283]

Kenny reminds me of Luca Brasi

[@thepowerofIandI]

4:18 The dunce predicts his own death

[@boosh90]

wwwwuuuuuggghhhtmeal

[@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids]

11:45 hahahahahhaa ant with the sound board

[@IshyVideos]

What a horrifying image

[@Andrew-ly6yf]

Opie sounds like Fez, Kenny should’ve helped that nutcase

[@jackflash8567]

I love when Anthony does Club Soda Kenny... Yeah I know how original I like a voice Anthony does.

[@djstockton1853]

Make sure there’s cereal in the mother effing bag!

[@Hermunkle]

This is just older than my child. I cant think of the number of changes I have had forced upon me to deal with him. Given that I wonder how much of this has changed in the same time frame on thier end. I certainly understand that they have bounced about a bit but this schedule just had to change hours I'm sure.

[@barahng]

Hermunkle Damn bro your kid is like 10 now. Make sure to keep her away from the negroooo

[@gripeotheday]

Sissy kit!

[@MikhailMorales]

Opie's a fruit booter.

[@MiGG_Aus]

+Mikhail Morales Ant is that you?

[@16surge13]

Yeah, a fruit booting frat boy,who can barely read and has no sense of humor.

[@ywhvyhvhxoactaktaykstayfre7009]

Mikhail Morales that's why they called it "Whip it out Wendsday AKA WoW" I had to listen to this sludge on the radio when I was a kid cuz my dad wasn't very bright

[@tonytomei1175]

@@ywhvyhvhxoactaktaykstayfre7009 😂😂

[@shinybeast8946]

You don't sound very bright either.@@ywhvyhvhxoactaktaykstayfre7009

[@derekgleeson1353]

Took Opie 30 seconds to bring it back to himself.

[@anthonyleepr2738]

Hey i never knew they heard Gorillaz.

[@psfanboy79]

Looks like a big goofy bird

[@MikeSaundersProject]

Who is this mike guy

[@MejorContoneo]

How did he get the 'Club Soda' nickname?

[@solidflow86]

***** ow!

[@harryzimmerman7991]

Michael 10 maybe if he was in a bar, that's all he would drink, doesn't seem like a guy who would booze it up, throw his ocd schedule down the shitter!

[@-Twotonepony-]

The Dice Man loves giving out nonsense nicknames.

[@evansgate]

super late, but he got the nickname because when he was in Dice's entourage he would tell the bartender "Club Soda, Kenny" and Dice started calling him that. His real name is John something

[@ourtinev1899]

11:40😂😂😂

[@hassanpalomo4705]

Why do they call him GH

[@isaiahdavis6995]

Gregg “Opie” Hughes

[@brendendielman3150]

Glory hole

[@keykeeper9631]

7:10

[@barahng]

*TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW*

[@N8SAY]

Mike who?

[@citylimit33]

hunt

[@anthoniemadsen7673]

Opie the kid

[@ticket67]

sissy kit :)

[@nastyham5302]

When Opie intros a bit he fuckin draaaaaaags it out! I get bored, I skip

[@JahBronee]

I hafta say, GH is being a good sport

[@fattonyTV_]

"make sure to laugh at GH's attempt at comedy and Anthony's blatant racism" LOL

[@frozenpoopy]

I love how patrice did the Indian pronunciation of oatmeal