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[@isabelg.2450]

What a weird episode of doctor who

[@pinksoda8702]

+Katelynn Dudzik you guys really don't know Bill n ted

[@Nextad_]

+yamorge You Jackasses have never seen Quantum Leap

[@Bloodspark813]

I could see Captain Jack Harkness overthrowing an anti-boner regime.

[@DemonicNiiNii]

We must never let this comment go above 69 thumbs up

[@isaacmahurin5089]

Yeah, I've gotta say that they're my favorite companions the Doctor's had. Season 69's great so far!

[@soveryintroverted6459]

"Bone-hemian Rhapsody"

[@technoneko8108]

John Cena how is this not top comment

[@juliannim6843]

This is not top comment because, the current top comments have an eight month headstart

[@Mdude123456789]

Bohymen Rhapsodomy

[@momotech7648]

it also may have something to do with the fact that the poster's username is a dead meme. And before you say it, I know my profile picture is the fucking Bee Movie. That doesn't nullify my comment. In fact, it makes it more valid. I know all about dead memes, because I use them frequently, often ironically, or just to be a fucking dick.

[@braydenfariss9127]

Y'all are killing me. It's modeled after a completely different song.. just look up 2112 by rush

[@reaperbunny7794]

Fun fact this is the second time Arin has been represented as the antagonist to Danny’s sexy escapades.

[@crispwater7294]

This is the future where the Samurai Abstinence Patrol wins

[@elizabethlee2136]

@@crispwater7294 There was no Ninja Sex Party to stop Samurai Barry. BUT what is truly disturbing is Arin Neverbone got laid.And had descendants.... Maybe he is a clone or robot

[@DrTofu83]

@@elizabethlee2136 Maybe the Samurai Alliance managed to travel forward in time and stopped some time before the NSP to establish their no-bone empire. That would explain how Arin recognized Danny Sexbomb as soon as he saw it and let him speak just to sic the guards on him

[@overtlycriticaldork3524]

Cause Arin hates sex and girls. Hes only ever been with Susie, he found Goddess and kept with it. Smart man. Lucky man. haha

[@mayathepsychiic]

@@crispwater7294 yooooooooooo

[@thessie]

The weirdest thing about finding NSP *before* Game Grumps, then binging a ton of Game Grumps stuff, is coming back and going 'FUCK ME, IT'S ARIN?!?'

[@calamiitay]

fr 😭 i had the same feeling about finding arin in a lot of songs as well as many other youtubers lol

[@elliegreyheart4538]

Haha this. 👉

[@kahlancypher]

It's even weirder having been a fan of Egoraptor in the newgrounds days, then finding NSP, followed by getting into game grumps, and after all that finding out Arin made Metal Gear Awesome.

[@theAmazingJunkman]

Lmao, its been the exact opposite for me. I’ve been watching the grumps for a while and I’ve only just recently found NSP through JasonParadise (guitar hero streamer) playing some charts of their stuff

[@oisinmurphy8242]

Being a kid in the KZbin parody music scene and throw Danny getting dragged to game grumps, what a nice butterfly effect

[@majin_madness7211]

"hey Mark we need you to-" "Yes...."

[@OwGash]

pretty much every clip lol

[@johnhowe8424]

I didn’t get this when I started the video... then I saw. this was great 😂

[@lancelee338]

I can’t believe Tom’s brother made it in the video

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

Two years later, during filming for A Heist With Markiplier: "Hey, Arin, Dan, I need you two to-" "Yes"

[@dr.dumbutt9135]

he was also a centaur in danny don't you know

[@camranm.6319]

This wasn't a song....this was a journey

[@dezman311]

70 likes

[@pendularnuncius2618]

It was more than a Journey. It was.... A *RUSH*.

[@benrogers9082]

this kinda feels like NSP's equivalent of Lynyrd Skynyrd's Freebird.

[@fishy492]

Ryan Jacks 258 likes now

[@fishy492]

LolliLover 66 this song was an adventure

[@Giananora]

"I would never, ever, in a million years do that" said no Markiplier ever

[@KillerCornMuffin]

"I know it's most unusual to come before you so" is a direct quote to Rush's 2112 song and it made me SO happy.

[@minemaster1337]

the youtube thumbnail is also a reference to the 2112 album

[@KillerCornMuffin]

@@minemaster1337 Knew that from the start NERD!

[@sophovot5079]

I love how the "sex" is just 4 girls ripping ragdoll-danny apart. truly ideal

[@davidg7223]

Sophovot isnt that how sex works?

[@dirkstrider6736]

Dannequin

[@iamRageTheWolf]

It's not sex if you have all of your bones at the end

[@maxballdepth6055]

3 of the girls are boys

[@KevinFrost]

I was going to like your comment, but you're at 666 so I wont.

[@mitchellwade1355]

By all means, this is technically a musical.

[@gaz6629]

Yeah, it's basically a really short rock opera!

[@birduwu]

Only technically? This is 100% a musical.

[@dr.dumbutt9135]

i could see this as a starkid production

[@josepablomartinez-rendon9484]

I want this on Broadway! Or Off-Broadway maybe xD

[@cashbowers8370]

@@dr.dumbutt9135 As long as either Jeff or Joey plays Danny and Dylan plays the main Dick Elder, this would be amazing

[@andrewlemerond4688]

Okay, so earlier this year I randomly checked how many days old I was out of curiosity, and the number was 6699. Of course, I immediately calculated day 6969 and set a reminder in my phone. Guess what day it is, y’all :^)

[@houseofleaves126]

I did too and I was like 6905

[@friendlyinternetmeerkat7838]

I never thought to look for that but apparently I already passed it and that's the worst news I've received all year

[@EndermenRock8]

6,858 im almost there 111

[@beefykeith48]

omg i'll immediately use my secret ability of time travel and inform myself from 8 months ago of this once in a lifetime holiday!

[@cobbington773]

Bro I’m 6835 days old, I’m gonna come back to this comment thread when I’m 6969

[@MarzTheBean]

that "SOUND THE ALARMMMM" shit made me feel all tingly that note was fuckin nuts.

[@adewalejosephe4161]

Im 25 years old atm and I will try my hardest to survive until June 9 of 2069. At my 75 years old I will search for this video and respond to this comment. Until then

[@Ryan-bq5sf]

Better remember, soldier

[@adewalejosephe4161]

@Emily Barclay until we met again

[@maisybean47]

@Emily Barclay lucky bastard

[@cuppacofi1129]

In Europe (where I live), 6/9 is the 6th September. That's my birthday. When I'm down I just remind myself, "HEY! Fuck star signs, you got a sexy ass birthday"

[@birduwu]

We will meet again one day. Until then, remember

[@WhiteAl01]

Today marks 6969 days since January 1st, 2000

[@SmashyPlays]

Volt 2000*

[@connorlarson9163]

Volt Yessss, amazing.

[@admech590]

I'm gonna say it.... Ninja sex party are the lonely island of the eighties.

[@beanman9644]

noice

[@bunzen0knatzen]

It was also my birthday.

[@oliverpearce2338]

The cold shower is actually a decent name for a bar

[@mcnugsbitch7266]

Dan is unironically super attractive in the scene where he meets the girl

[@anson2389]

Danny is unironically super attractive at all times

[@minniabby6602]

Idk wtf you're talking about, Dan is always super attractive.

[@AychSkwaird]

Not even gay and I agree

[@umamidadump2808]

He is like attractive but somewhat of an acquired taste if that makes sense

[@marylara1609]

Well, if a sex God suddenly descended from the clouds for my first time...

[@pellemckruth4070]

I may be a lesbian, but my real sexuality is Dan in a spacesuit.

[@gbt2009]

Well I think I actually with 100% certainty as a fact can say that's everyone's sexuality.

[@kungbjorn6536]

I don't think even the straightest of men or the gayest of females could resist the allure of the mighty Sexbang

[@Ghost-Mom]

Another lesbian here, and I agree 6969%

[@stevetheslothsloth7785]

its the Jewfro Sexbang magic

[@stevetheslothsloth7785]

or no reason boner

[@Xenunnaki]

I would pay for this to be made into a full length musical movie, rated R for obvious reasons

[@BunnaySango]

Wire the money to Leigh Daniel Avidan and Brian Wect straight away

[@lewissmith5759]

start a kickstarter. I'd sacrifice the blood of my first born to see that.

[@capnthepeafarmer]

you can buy the video on itunes to help support them.

[@evantywelwyn6443]

Me fucking too!

[@BriansRainbowOverIreland]

I'm going to write it into a fanfiction now so

[@cmyk8964]

I’m glad I now have 2 versions to choose from: the dazzingly animated and funkaliciously remastered version, and the charmingly B-movie-esque live-action and synth-rock-y original version.

[@eddyrocks]

I love the new version but man... nothing beats the classics.

[@esmooth919]

Agreed

[@MeghanTheShade]

I feel like the lyrics are rushed at points in the Level Up version, which makes me sad. I get Dan and Brian wanting to improve on their work, but this song was a masterpiece as it was.

[@exister6652]

@@MeghanTheShade Where does it feel rushed to you?

[@yawninglion1677]

I don't think the new one is rushed necessarily, it just seems a little TOO polished, and I'm missing Arin's voice acting

[@mayathepsychiic]

@@yawninglion1677 it's not arin, actually! i thought the same too because he sounds a bit like how i imagine arin singing, but it's the vocalist from steel panther iirc?

[@failurefriend4601]

I feel like I just watched a full length film

[@tuc-kaankaraayan]

Failure Friend same me too

[@willleighton5286]

Failure Friend a@

[@freshdarkdreams4810]

it needs to be a movie

[@VampKink12]

This should be a film

[@dogbone4665]

Well it was definitely a film about *full length*

[@sadboysclub3570]

You've done it; you've ascended to a new level of band-nes. You've created a 10 minute song.

[@MysteryMii]

The song is actually 8 and a half minutes.

[@TheJargonKing]

Well, it was based off of 2112 by Rush, which is 20 minutes in total...

[@rutilantracer9116]

+H4RDC0R3 P14Y3R I didn't know songs could get that long lol

[@KaeruGamez]

+Rutilant Racer Its a fantastic song, I'd definately reccomend checking it out

[@clayklein4821]

+Rutilant Racer Actually, I think there's a 7 hour song or some shit. I don't know who has the patience to listen to it though. XD

[@dusky6484]

TWRP being credited as one of the bands who inspired this song and now being the main instrumentalists on the remaster of it is just the best thing. they're so fantastic

[@Dinoagent21]

Two things I noticed today that I have not before; the Stop giving head sign and the best Markiplier cameo in an NSP video.

[@brianmcdermott3938]

This isn't a song, it's an experience.

[@kingdroplet6879]

96 likes... nice

[@agentmoniker_fn]

No this is a musical

[@ariandynas]

@@agentmoniker_fn actually its a Rock Opera

[@AUZZEN04]

The 6969 experience

[@captainjules6033]

OMFG THE DICK ELDERS ARE THE DESCENDANTS OF THE SAMURAI ABSTINENCE PATROL. like... I don't know that for certain but it would kinda make sense.

[@ViktorVonfuling]

Captain Jules Both Arin and Barry are there so it would make sense.

[@captainjules6033]

Jimmy Dagostino FUCK I KNEW IT

[@InfinityD4]

Captain Jules It could just be them, since they also have time travel

[@haniakupczak2068]

but like, if they hated sex so much, how did they reproduce to have any descendants?

[@cain3168]

I don't think they were against all sex, they did say "No sex until you are married." So maybe they got married and had children and then the descendants became the dick elders? I dunno

[@MrPacman64]

its been 4 years and i'm still so taken aback by 3:17 holy shit what a voice. Michael starr you monster of a man.

[@soursugar4867]

I love how arin is always either the villain, killed, or both

[@faroshscale]

I'll never get over how amazing "guards sound the alarms" sounded

[@charliemeyers2449]

Arin hams it up so much in that role, he's incredible.

[@guerinchino]

faroshscale sounds like COD zombies

[@miurabijoy7692]

i listen to that part on repeat so many times

[@Staniel42]

@@charliemeyers2449 definitely amazing, but it's not arin unfortunately, it's the dude from steel panther i think

[@quillgoblin]

“Guards, SOUND THE ALAAAAARRRRRMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

[@UnpronounceabIeName]

I love how NSP is half super professional stuff and half purposefully terrible

[@PrinceofMilk]

The Worst KZbinr Terrible? Isn't all of NSP great?

[@splorgbaby]

Dahamsterbro He means the special effects.

[@river_brook]

the 50% terrible is what makes NSP 100% great

[@kingjgamer5977]

wait, what about the other 50% of NSP?

[@felixLucretius]

Honestly? With TWRP backing the band and the continually higher production budget they've got going, I'm really going to miss the shittiness. Ninja Sex Party went out in glorious sexy flames after this video and was reborn with Cool Patrol.

[@Layne356]

And then Danny went to talk to his 12 year old self

[@wowdogememe1541]

It would be funny if this is canon as their last adventure and danny don't you know was a detour on the way home

[@Guesswork01]

This comment gave me chills

[@musingsofmessa]

7:21 to about the eight minute mark gives me chills every time. It's sung so beautifully.

[@hizzy808]

Legendary

[@DamienTB]

"Men and Women wave to eachother from a respectable distance" "Human touch has been outlawed" 6969 is actually just 2020

[@kstalia]

I came here to write this exact lyric out XD

[@Etchzorz]

F

[@person4992]

69 likes my dude 👌

[@taston89]

"WELCOME TO THE FUTURE BITCH"

[@reptilianbrother5618]

Yup, another artist ahhead of his time

[@thothunter2414]

A song that's just a big 69 joke has no right to be this good

[@tabs4917]

the thot hunter council agrees

[@BrokeBot]

You have 69 likes lol

[@brandonbush528]

This is just a love letter to 2112

[@jennasloan396]

Tbh, I think the only parts of this song that relate to 69 are the year and the sexy things; no actual 69ing.

[@plague1739]

@@jennasloan396 there was probably 69ing at least somewhere in that billion person orgy

[@LaBarata12]

It has been five years and I still cannot get over the phrase ‘fierce and sultry butt crusade’

[@ilikepossums6317]

This has unironically been my favourite song for years

[@NovaOtari]

Elder Kramer: Pensive Elder Kevin: Plotting Elder Hanson: Evil Elder O'Donovan: Texting

[@sampro8041]

I like how for all of them you used their last names except for Kevin. XD

[@mysticflower7795]

God dammit O’Donovan

[@Jayystuff]

@@ragglerock2682 yikes

[@ragglerock2682]

@@Jayystuff im not wrong

[@Jayystuff]

@@ragglerock2682 Did this all happen while Holly and Ross were still together, or after their breakup?

[@MrShaw64]

It's like a modern bohemian rhapsody... About boning.

[@psylofi7663]

Bonhemian Rhapsody

[@jacobkratt4598]

it's kinda themed like Rush's 2112 (probably intentional!)

[@Nick-ry4mk]

Actually, it's 2112 about boning, since that's what they are parodying.

[@YourMiddleBroPhil]

i was about to say, everyone knows dan is a super Rush fan

[@crunchya0l]

+Jacob Kratt It's very intentional. Dan said it himself, it's supposed to be obvious. Pretty rad shit.

[@shloombusghorbelsheister8628]

I love how the actors don't care, it's really funnt and it's like they're having tons of fun

[@cedarflags]

Comedy aside, this song is honestly incredible, I get chills as the tempo changes and the instrumentals change. The sex theme makes it such a good immature comedy song, but the song itself oh my goodness. The production quality and the creativity

[@mattomanx77]

If I had to pick one way to die, it'd be listening to this song while overdosing on skittles.

[@catoninetails]

👏🏻👏🏻

[@taa347]

And drinking Pepsi?

[@rickhillard4358]

Solarius The Blaziken and eating Wendy's( registered trademark)

[@daddyghostnico]

Solarius The Blaziken wtf judvii sbvovb obviously k vikkvbkdvbjdb jbd jbgdbdg the ghost really need fgngn I need to be able I

[@fiona9891]

Profile pic source?

[@fittlehead_fern]

Arin KILLED his part tho...

[@sapphire4310]

i love how the other three dick elders (barry kevin and ross) just stand there lol

[@gaz6629]

He has such a good metal scream, I wish he did more stuff like that!

[@skulliam]

@@gaz6629 As much as I wish that was Arin's scream, it was Michael Starr from Steel Panther doing the vocals for the Dick Elder.

[@gaz6629]

@@skulliam That makes way more sense, I must have missed that in the credits...

[@metalabsynth]

Gaz they still make an awesome combo tho!

[@toxicmelon6836]

I love how Ross is just on his phone at every point we see him in this song. I also forgot Mark was in this video; been a while since I've sat and watched the video. God I love NSP!

[@brianstaton7044]

Dan: hey so we're going to cover you in whipped cream while you're naked and you have to da- Girls: can I eat it after? Dan: I-I guess? Girls: I'm in

[@OjamaIndigo]

If you have the term "whipped cream dancer" in your credits you know you've done something right with your life.

[@awesomeness0005]

especially if its there repeatedly

[@Rhae_of_Sun]

I just came, pre´d, completed, concluded, shit my pants, cleaned my pants, re-shit my pants and repeated this for 9 minutes and 32 seconds until lastly, I died of a heart attack due to the pure awesomeness that this video is, just to wake up in the hospital, revived by said awesomeness, to then write this comment........ Yeah it was alright I guess.

[@klaytonrocks]

Did you fire? If so, did you miss?

[@BlackTheTiger]

But if he didn't find out the answer to, "Does Bruno Mars is gay?", it was a loss anyway.

[@codingkriggsofficial]

This went on for several minutes.

[@versacetamagotchi]

+Sharado Watson then had a popsicle

[@Silvete]

Had another popsicle

[@megamaster1786]

This song hits a lot harder since the backstreet boys' tour. Touch has been outlawed

[@Alex-vg2xs]

I love how there are so many recognizable people in all of NSP's videos instead of actors. Just the thought of Markiplier reporting on an a-cock-olypse kills me every time.

[@raph3699]

When

[@NegativeMorino]

I didn't even realize that was him lol. That's amazing.

[@Smitteys86]

I never thought I would get so many chills from hearing a guy sing '69' repeatedly in falsetto, but damn.

[@SmolJordan]

I don't think he sings it in falsetto, but chills anyway :P

[@ChibiTails]

Yeeah... Falsetto doesn't mean what I think you think it means. Dan's just got a naturally high vocal range. Falsetto is more like... the kind of thing you hear when someone tries to imitate a female opera singer.

[@Grifball]

ChibiTails I think the best examples of falsetto is either Mickey Mouse or Tiny Tim singing tip toe through the tulips

[@oliverseddon7950]

Yeah falsetto is like the "staying alive" shit. Dan just has a high range.

[@Smitteys86]

Hell yeah dude.

[@methphaless2930]

So here is a theory, did 6969 happen cause the samurai abstinence patrol win?

[@gordonlytle2727]

WOOOOOOOAAH

[@daltonfletcher3374]

OMFG

[@Silvete]

dude what are you smoking right now

[@methphaless2930]

+Voxas ummm, it's called here comes autism

[@Silvete]

+Methphaless ....that's kind of fucked up. I was making a 'people get deep when they smoke weed joke' and you had to take it there.

[@Racerdude627]

The new 6969 music video looks amazing, but there’s something special about the low-budget aesthetic of this. Its fucking funny

[@Super-BallSharp]

Best nsp song!!! Also, I made a list of 2112 references: 1. Title has the same name as the year of the story 2. Takes place in a dystopian future 3. Red star 4. Council of elder priests oppressing ignorant citizens 5. "I know it's most unusual to come before you so" line reused from "presentation" 6. "Let the (boner) banners be unfurled!" line repurposed from priests of syrinx

[@ADHDListComedian]

OH GOD ITS A WORLD WHERE THE SAMURAI ABSTINENCE PATROL WON THE WAR!!!

[@smalwex]

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@PuffyOne1898]

That explains why Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry are dick elders

[@nelly76]

Nah this is the future,they lost

[@orphis999]

I am the 69th like of this comment

[@emeraldgale603]

Also explains why arin recognized them!

[@lillonk555]

This is the Bohemian Rhapsody of comedy music

[@SploogiezlDerp]

Lil Lonk fuckin oath

[@Zeoproo]

Indeed

[@WhiteIce2112]

No this is Rush.

[@GIGeorge23]

Its a parody of 2112 by Rush

[@lillonk555]

GIGeorge23 ik but it's still godly

[@amatheiyafey8812]

I love Rush, and I think this is a cute and fun homage to 2112. Great job guys! I will be checking out more of your work.

[@MetalGearPearl]

Danny: Hey Ninja Brian, I made a time machine spaceship, you wanna go on it? Ninja Brian: ... Danny: Yeah, okay, cool

[@LimakPan]

Plottwist: Because Danny and Brian jumped in time, the Samurai Abstinence Patrol had nobody stopping them from outlawing sex and transformed into a religious organization over time. The jump in time is the reason why the problem happened in the first place.

[@mouseonthestreets8675]

Woah

[@ethanwood7374]

when logic is applied to NSP videos they really form a good story

[@jeshingtonthefirst6096]

Mind blown

[@jamestowell5818]

Gasp!

[@luisfeDM]

lore

[@legacy_of_yata]

i like how the new law is 5318008, which is the reverse of the old calculator trick in high school. such a deep universe so full of enriched lore

[@RhynoBytes857]

That is awesome. I didn't even notice that.

[@RhynoBytes857]

That is awesome. I didn't even notice that.

[@RhynoBytes857]

That is awesome. I didn't even notice that.

[@RhynoBytes857]

That is awesome. I didn't even notice that.

[@thekittycatofepic6532]

Just to be clear I dont like comment it's just at 68 so I have to like it

[@isaiahprost6361]

2 years of work for this. WORTH IT

[@jras7327]

6969 is the year that quarantine will end and the world will experience actual happiness

[@archiecommins7440]

Arin is enjoying himself in this sooo much

[@Glitch_Crazed]

Archie Commins honestly who wouldn’t be enjoying themselves? 😂😂😂

[@robbierotto1211]

@@Glitch_Crazed the other dick elders seems like it

[@Glitch_Crazed]

ItzTouki lol true.

[@Bluemilk92]

That fucstik makes me feel like such a fangirl. Or like, an absurdly smothering grandmother. I'm a nearly 30 year old man btw. It's just, every time I see him do a thing, I'm like "Oh dear, he's such a talented boi! I'm so proud of him." It's hard to describe. Any talent reinforces my inferiority complex, but WaffleDino somehow avoids it. Hero's are depressing, because they are special. Watching a 30-chined idiot run a digital empire, inspires in a way that fiction could never hope compare.

[@jjm2412]

dude everybody was enjoying it

[@auntienemo1]

I need an "UHN!" button for my keyboard. Only then will I feel complete.

[@onutube6392]

Your welcome.

[@ChiodosBlowsDogs]

I did that after I saw it!!!! I think my keyboard went up in value because, of it.

[@adeball]

"Show them what it means to love, to fix this broken world" is kinda timeless

[@dannyiontton3669]

NSP predicted Social Distancing...

[@starvalkyrie]

Me: Not a fan of sexual humor. Also Me: Siiiiiiiixtyyyyy NIIIIIIIIIINE~

lol, so me

[@mrmclovin8498]

I cant even imagine how you found them if you dont like sexual humor

[@starvalkyrie]

@@mrmclovin8498 well not all their songs are entirely sexual humor. But I imagine like a lot of people I am familiar with NSP from knowing Danny in Game Grumps. Aslo most of what I don't like about sexual humor is how often it's not humor and just laziness. "Oh I said penis, everyone applaud" is not a joke. Here we have sex as the theme for a dystopian future. And it's NSPs style and attitude that make it work. And honestly my favorite part of this song is not it being funny, it's just a really good listen.

[@sgamer82]

@@starvalkyrie Speaking for myself, I discovered NSP mostly through the Steam Train video of "Default Dan", where the developers shopped Danny's face onto the main character, and Danny recognized it from "No Reason Boner"

[@mrmclovin8498]

@@sgamer82 I remember that

[@gabriellevanduser2340]

Danny, how does it feel to be a sex icon on the same level as David Bowie in Labyrinth? Holy heck

[@purplesky4334]

Holy shit he his

[@sapherno11]

Probably the same way it feels to rival Austin Power's Mojo levels

[@imaaronnotyou3887]

higher level than David Bowie in Labyrinth

[@justaduck3615]

They probably get their tights from the same place.

[@vannahvengeance7903]

Right? 🥵🥵🥵🥵

[@haydnbogroff8575]

Wow. The 2112 of NSP. Amazing. “I know it’s most unusual to come before you so” taken straight from Rush. I love it. This is the greatest parody I have ever witnessed.

[@frostyburger7731]

Gotta love the Rush 2112 Album cover

[@dominickdibart12]

Kevin gets to put his appearance as a "Dick Elder" in the comedic rock opera "6969" on every future resume he ever writes out :)

[@vladamirkalashnikov3704]

This is probably the best thing about the whole video... I wish I could do that to my resume

[@Jimmblet]

After watching this, it makes me want a NinjaSexParty movie. Anyone else agree with me on this?

[@maryjanekappenman1652]

That was actually the poster they released for people who preordered the physical CDs

[@MaxineHupy]

100%

[@Jimmblet]

+MaxineHupy Omg, you're the choreographer! I feel honored for you to reply to my comment! :D

[@raz1791]

I want an NSP mini series. :)

[@superdimentiobrolyX]

how about a theater musical based on this story?

[@Gagstabucsfan]

This version just hits different, its almost like its more focused on Danny's voice and he sounds a lot more illuminated in this version and honestly I like the synth more.

[@Jrockten]

his vocals are kinda quiet in the new version. I think they were overly excited about having twrp on board they accidentally overpower Danny. If we could have the original vocals with the new instrumental, that would be perfect!

[@nist3188]

@@Jrockten I did something like that actually. Its not perfect but if you are interested in what that sounds like i can always show everyone lol

[@esmooth919]

@@nist3188 i'm listening...

[@knarrenheinz1990]

The music video came out the same day my mom got a stroke, I was at the hospital all day watching this video on repeat, I loved it and it got me through that day… a song about boning haha love you guys💙🤘

[@michaeljfan9720]

They didn't specify a month, but it HAS to be June 9th, 6969.

[@mememan2404]

6/9/6969 perfect.

[@honeybee3269]

If not, 6th of September.

[@majxr6847]

Or the 6th of September, depending on where you live

[@majxr6847]

@@honeybee3269 oh, you beat me to it.

[@elijahthompson7049]

69 likes it's perfect

[@kevinruppert3522]

I never would have thought a guy named Danny Sexbang could have such an amazing singing voice in a song about fighting for the right to bang in the future.

[@duskpede5146]

*wispers* i have a hunch his real name isn't sexbang

[@shiny_owl9171]

I am the 69 like... My Life has meaning.

[@bribri371]

Duskpede nor is it Danny *gasp* WE HAVE BEEN TOLD LIES

[@christopherdaughtry4053]

Kevin Ruppert Agrees

[@christopherdaughtry4053]

AGREED*

[@vequlius]

2:48 I love how the "S" on the sign flashes on beat.

[@plantnt489]

how many sexual references you want in tha song? Ninja Sex Party: Yes

[@Shojo.Pandora]

"all"

[@parrypladypus9910]

*Ninja

[@plantnt489]

@@parrypladypus9910 nija lol

[@agatebanecroft5239]

Arin is almost as pissed as he was in mario maker

[@tuc-kaankaraayan]

Jake Rose SHOOT THE FOCKING LASERZ

[@ytred8654]

*TAKE THE SHOT*

[@haydendearling889]

Jake Rose I

[@StalwartSword]

Almost.

[@XinBiDe]

I think he was channeling Sonic Unleashed here.

[@tyrees7458]

this was a weird episode of Game Grumps

[@dannyboyneverdies3437]

Erik the cow I would like but it has 69 likes

[@Jesterclown17]

Weird... Or the BEST?

[@pyroduck]

Erik the cow actually laughed at that one, good job man

[@GoldenDreemurr]

Can we appreciate that this song is EIGHT MINUTES LONG?

[@michaeltraughber5246]

Just watched 6969 (Level Up) had to watch this one too! 🚀🚀

[@starhustler1453]

And here I thought Kubrick made the greatest sci fi film of all time.

[@virus640]

Well, he did. This is more of a documentary.

[@UltraNerdyGamer]

See, the "fi" in "sci fi" is short for fiction. This however, is 100% factual.

[@paullawvere4083]

I think you mean dickumentary

[@scraps992]

Best comment here. Hands down.

[@benwinfrey3742]

2001 is a garbage film

[@MajorWeedrow]

all the cheesy cgi is better than most actual cgi.

[@speeffreef9772]

I want to like this, but it's at 69 likes so I can't! Please take my internet-based goodwill, instead.

[@jojobod]

Nice

[@Bryan-cs5qi]

What cgi

[@TheZigzagman]

This isn't a documentary?

[@ShortStoryLuke]

@@TheZigzagman It's a reenactment of actual historical events. The raw footage is too graphic to show on KZbin.

[@vampire_catgirl]

Bruh, I was expecting a song, not a fucking movie Thank you

[@offlineable]

Who else is here after the new video, playing the song from the new 6969 video, and watching this video on mute in sync? I like the new remix better, but this music video better

[@AlzMarioWolfe]

Based

[@TheCursedHikari]

Star Trek: The Sex Generation

[@bloonninja9226]

you deserve a medal

[@Veprem]

So just normal Star Trek then.

[@disasterdoctor819]

CLAPS* comedy genius!

[@ItsOver9000000]

Captain's Log...is fully erect.

[@OsirisLord]

Fornication is the only way to make the next generation

[@simmz8269]

It’s been over a full year and you know what I just realized At 3:56 when Arin shoots the laser at the ship it is deflected by a shield that covers the ship like a condom I have so much respect for this video

[@adoptdontshop3911]

Parker Simms I'm your 69th like congrats

[@Chronost]

I wanted to like this but I can't bring myself to bring it over 69

[@simmz8269]

Chronost I can respect that 😂

[@DinoWithIssues]

holy fuck

[@Fr057y35]

Well that ship was dick shaped in the first place

[@plumbo5780]

Samurai Abstinece Patrol really is the prelude to this ballad.

[@pokefanjd5033]

Can we accept the fact that this was more of a KZbin Rewind than the actual thing?

[@InfernalOracleFae]

It’s at 6.9 million views. Everyone stop watching, we can’t change this

[@EleeExe]

LETS MAKE IT 69.69 MILLION, WOO! (But its gotta be fast)

[@InfernalOracleFae]

Quintin Gerling (Student) oh no! So close!

[@PlayerN101]

@Quintin Gerling (Student) So close yet so far

[@georgerobins4110]

Quintin Gerling (Student) Rip

[@NWolfsson]

6'991'917 views... I'm shaking.

[@benisjamin6583]

This is my favorite black mirror episode

[@Hatshidoro]

would upvote but i am not allowed

[@JP-db4ni]

I ruined your 69 upvotes (evil laughter)

[@RhynoBytes857]

Please. Just 1 more person like his comment to put him at 420.

[@Akaria.Luvs1]

I love how throughout the whole experience Ninja Brian is questioning his sanity, and just mindlessly killing everyone he sees 😭

[@edwardhelms]

I love how this is just an extended 2112 reference

[@herculeanwarrior1541]

This must be the alternate future timeline where Samurai Abstinence Patrol won

[@tapo3219]

Herculean Warrior probably

[@endlessMB]

the head Dick Elder is a descendant of Arin Neverbone, you can see the family resemblance

[@falconstudios146]

That's how they knew who Ninja Sex Party was. Remember, Samurai Abstinence Patrol's tale was passed down in sacred scrolls, so presumably the Council of Dick Elders had read of Ninja Sex Party's opposition.

[@Rostof_TheGreat]

Definitely

[@mintman325]

Herculean Warrior my friend and I have a running joke where we make a knock off band called Samurai Orgy Fiesta with such great hits as 5969, Orgy for 2 just sex, drinking in the bathtub

[@youngneil3613]

[OVERTURE] [Narrator:] Somewhere deep in the slow, eternal depths of the heavens drifts a planet called simply "Earth" And among the otherwise unremarkable population of this planet are two incredible heroes, destined to save the future from itself [Danny Sexbang:] Hey Ninja Brian, I made a time machine spaceship. You... wanna go on it? [Ninja Brian:]... [Dan:] Yeah, okay cool Soaring through the galaxy, the stars and sky align The speed of light's for pussies; we're going at the speed of Brian Flying towards the sexual peak of history and time Computer, set a sexy course for the sexiest year Sixty-nine Sixty-nine (Sixty-nine) I've got my space suit (Sixty-nine) And ninety pounds of space lube Crossing through into a fuckin' worm hole beyond the Milky Way That shit's far To a time of Earth so far into the future where everyone gets laid Twice as hard We're noble knights of honor on a fierce and sultry butt crusade Here we are Open the bay doors and let's live the dream Give the world a double team I bet it's a billion person orgy in an ocean of whipped cream [SOLILOQUY] Wait, this place isn't sexy at all! And this robot sign says human touch has been outlawed I can't believe my eyes, but it's a world without sex Everyone here just wears full length pants and loose fitting turtlenecks Men and women wave to each other from a respectable distance Without the thrill of boning, what is life? We must speak to the Council of Dick Elders tonight [CONFRONTATION] [Dan:] Excuse me, Dick Elders? [Dick Elder Michael Starr:] What do you want? [Dan:] I know it's most unusual to come before you so But the planet Earth sucks balls now that no one's allowed to bone We've come from the past to introduce you to ass [Dick Elder:] Wait! You're Ninja Sex Party! You will ruin our plans! Guards! Sound the alarms! If people have sex, they'll break a thousand-year spell There'll be a revolution and they'll think for themselves We control this planet of unsatisfied wood Why does being evil always feel so damn good? [Dan:] Fuck that bullshit, we'll make it right Get ready for a sexy fight My dick's the spark of hope and a revolution shall ignite (tonight) We're taking flight, we have to find a girl [Dick Elder:] Shoot the fucking lasers! Shoot the fucking lasers at 'em! [Dan:] Show her what it means to love, and fix this broken world [Dick Elder:] All the fuckin lasers! All the fuckin lasers at 'em! [Dan:] A new sex king will rule; let the boner banners be unfurled [DISCOVERY] [Dan:] Ninja Brian, look at that girl with the sad eyes and the beautiful blonde hair. I'm immediately in love! (Sixty-nine) She spent a life all alone (Sixty-nine) Wanna take her to the bone zone (Sixty-nine) Make her feel the pleasure (Sixty-nine) On a lonely treasure I can't believe my eyes, but you're the girl of my dreams Let's both tear all of our clothes off like two pants-hating wolverines The love we make will save the Earth from this oppressive dick regime We're having sex now To change the world You brought your friends now Oh shit, they're girls! [REVOLUTION] I think it's obvious that people liked our sexy show A multi-billion person orgy has broken out all across the globe The human race, much like my junk, will now be free to grow (let's go!) But what about the Elders? We tore their world to shreds Maybe they'll be cool with it Oh hey, Dick Elders! How's it goin'? [Dick Elder:] You two are fucking dead! [ESCAPE] [Dan:] So much for that, it's time to put on pants And run away from their Death Army which is starting to advance [Dick Elder:] Shoot the fuckin' lasers! Way more fuckin' lasers at 'em! [Dan:] We can't die, we're way too young And there are so many girls to bone [Dick Elder:] Shoot the fuckin' lasers! Way more fuckin' lasers at 'em! [Dan:] But now we're cornered with our backs against the wall! [Dick Elder:] It's all over, Danny Sexbang! Your time has come! But first, we're gonna take care of your ninja friend, here! [Slash:] Aaaaaaahhhhh! [Dan:] Goddamn, Brian, you killed them all Now the empire will fall I have to say in retrospect that was easier than I thought! (oh yeah!) [FAREWELL] Our work here's done, the future is secure But my girl and I have one last farewell slam just to be sure For underneath those rockin' boobs lies a heart that is so pure [Dan:] Take care of this world for me, my darling, I will always love you ... What is your name by the way? Kristen? Ah, a beautiful name Until that glorious day when we meet again, Katie, farewell! Now let us fly into the night sky And we'll raise a glass to ass in a final goodbye To sixty-nine, sixty-nine Sixty-nine sixty-nine (Sixty-nine) Let us be gone (Sixty-nine) Our quest is life-long (Sixty-nine) It's a sexy destiny so let's rock the fuck on Sixty-nine, sixty-nine Fuck yeah Fuck yeah ...

[@lukesorensen9432]

Amazing

[@joshuajacobs587]

Kill bro666 69 likes

[@SebastianRake]

Kill bro666 Jesus Christ how many times did you have to replay the song to do that?

[@spicyboymemegod1394]

6969 times

[@LagendadeMalike]

Thank you

[@mezzient3500]

4 years later and this is still the best song I've ever heard in my life

[@Pollieanna]

I’m sorry but this song, this music video is the best music video ever created, I don’t make the rules

[@masterraven8959]

I hope this song survives to 6969 so my greatest of grandchildren can rock out to this when it's relevant 😂

[@Chillwave6]

World ends before 2100 probably.

[@tenacityxl]

Chillwave *6 I’ve come from the future, this guy’s right.

[@Chillwave6]

@@tenacityxl world survives to 6969 or the world ends before it?

[@jordanintheflesh2589]

@@Chillwave6 both

[@SmashyPlays]

TenTheFox tell me how

[@Ketchme17]

What most people don't know is that after the events of the Sexbang Bang of 6969, the following year was followed by the Sexbang Baby Boom of 6970. Scientists have still not been able to figure out how that year the population of beautiful curly-haired babies grew 100 times from the previous year (which of course was previously done in a controlled a laboratory environment). This phenomena has been dubbed by the scientific community as "Sexbang's Hairy Growth".

[@clownapologist]

You are a fucking genius..

[@OmniRemix]

*slow clap*

[@tf2whackyengineer]

Congratulations, you have added to the legend.

[@WeirdDogThing]

69th like! Dont like this anymore guys

[@adammathis9693]

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen

[@taffowst]

Welcome to the family

[@bad3619]

Almost 10 minutes of pure musical genius