The intro is so nice and calm and then he just goes "fuck your vending machine"
@VWGG13 жыл бұрын
Your slow decent into insanity really gives me joy.
@monkyguru3 жыл бұрын
It’s not insanity it’s dark comedy
@HP.Customs3 жыл бұрын
@@monkyguru I’ll agree with that.
@josephschmidt38153 жыл бұрын
Rambling Man is going to be a great way to showcase A20. Can't wait for it! Love this series, Farmer Glock, and all the rest. Keep it up brother!
@TimISawake3 жыл бұрын
I like the ideas for series you come up with. Guns only, Farmer Glock, Lockdown, Snow Biome. Keep making content, you're doing great :)
@jonasbouthot56933 жыл бұрын
"We already looted this place. We know what we're doing." *Doesn't get the hidden stash*
@thecasualperfectionist50583 жыл бұрын
love the videos man, you know sometimes i like to think your character is this guy who has gone insane in the apocalypse and just thinks he has a youtube channel and is talking to his audience just to keep from going even more insane.
@wildman67852 жыл бұрын
lol funny.
@garysmith30373 жыл бұрын
Zombie Therapist: "The Gils Club vending machine isn't real, it can't hurt you." Glock9: "Not after I make a rocket launcher it won't." Zombie Therapist: ".....what?!"
@luish80563 жыл бұрын
Dude picks up random zombie off the road and cuts off its arms, legs, and lower jaw, and spends an hour a week talking to it.
@hoodedrookie59143 жыл бұрын
@@luish8056 Duct taped next to a lounge chair with a clipboard?
@razaquu3 жыл бұрын
You really nailed the editing with the last trader quest, the sense of urgency was obvious. Overall you have evolved into Legendary content creator.
@licoriceechidna3 жыл бұрын
Let's goooo... Btw... watching old Glock videos is such a trip. From his voice to his content. All good, love watching the growth.
@jameel86543 жыл бұрын
My heart became warmer than your rocket launcher when I heard the metal of that damn vending machine hitting the ground, they had it coming for too long.
@betz65073 жыл бұрын
You're so much braver than me. Horde night I'm at my base by 18:00 .. nervously watching the skies and horizon.
@ppjkb83 жыл бұрын
This was probably the first day they stocked sugar butts in there and you blew it away!
@chrislambert99033 жыл бұрын
Glock didn't check them for a reason
@wildman67852 жыл бұрын
this butts for you.
@wildman67852 жыл бұрын
lol I was joking ok.
@un-peteable53333 жыл бұрын
I appreciate how Glock switches it up so the content doesn’t get repetitive or mundane. It really shows you how much he cares about the viewers and the quality of his videos. And his spunky commentary is just great lol. Super underrated content creator imo.
@RichardRitenour05223 жыл бұрын
Don't forget, there are 2 vending machines in the Fire Station ;) one upstairs and one in the bay. Great horde night, thanks for the fun Glock!
@itguy461763 жыл бұрын
I love watching your gameplay and comments, roflmao! You remind me of myself when playing! Thanks for sharing and keep it up Glock9!
@Scrapping4aDart3 жыл бұрын
Since your clearly insane you should do an axe only "The Shining Series."
@jeneralj26973 жыл бұрын
Boy, I sure do love watching the John Wick of 7 Days To Die
@DrXola3 жыл бұрын
I think I mentioned this back in nightmare, but special zombies take a decent while to appear in hordes after irradiated zombies first appear. Next horde will probably have a bunch of cops.
@giovannip.14333 жыл бұрын
Hatches around electric fence poles are a great idea. Hopefully the jumpers will be able to climb again - but hang onto bars so they can climb up, under and over.
@daddycj41093 жыл бұрын
I don’t usually laugh out loud, but I did LOL at the intro. Entertainment at its finest.
@cygnusx-12562 жыл бұрын
26:00 fun little idea to contemplate. They wouldn't be producing their own body heat because they're dead without a pulse. But a moving entity that eats and digests would generate heat still, plus it's interesting to consider that with rotting flesh(means there is bacterial growth which actually produces a lot of heat) they would be able to show up in thermal imaging. All hypothetical but fun to consider.
@gianlufrau34643 жыл бұрын
Hi Gloc! Another fantastic video! Keep it up! J may be one of the thousands that said that but, I think there are actually 2 vending machines in the fire brigade station, the second one is in the garage where the safes are
@Jerekul3 жыл бұрын
My wife and I started a new game the other day doing hordes every 5 days, we were surprised we had cops show up on the first horde night!
@JohnnyEnigma3 жыл бұрын
Just drives off, as if he didn’t just obliterate a strip club with his rocket launcher. Gotta love Glock!
@mobran101perez23 жыл бұрын
Now he's gonna make a shirt that says "fuck off vending machine" 🤣
@cardiacdrummer54433 жыл бұрын
Now THAT is how you start your day in NJ! Nothing like a cup of coffee and a rocket launcher to greet your neighbors
@residentevilfan49253 жыл бұрын
Glock you should set a dart trap firing down the middle of your columns n put pressure plates down the center so they'll fire
@aaronbanks88842 жыл бұрын
That intro was all I needed🤣 thank you glock for being glock. Subscriber for life
@IsThatDrak3 жыл бұрын
nice horde! quick grab some of those mushrooms for your farm lol
@benschmidt81683 жыл бұрын
The garage and basement of the second mission is my current home base, it's working out pretty well.
@justin.s97833 жыл бұрын
having shot a live AT4 at a tank before i can say rockets are fun lol. so are 40mm HE grenades, and claymores mines. wish we had claymores in game or something like that. maybe in A20. good vid
@b-rantheman31873 жыл бұрын
You could run dart traps from the inside lower half of your platform facing out ward from the middle. Put a pressure plat about 2 or 3 blocks away from the middle inside and maybe that might work.
@mindofmadness55933 жыл бұрын
"Bartender Glock, what can I get ya?" 'A Kalashnikov Vodka please.'
@savage51283 жыл бұрын
I've been wondering if you were going to blow up those vending machines. NOICE!!
@puritan7453 жыл бұрын
@Glock9 THANK YOU!! The revenge on the vending machines had me in absolute stitches! - it's good to laugh :D
@devinkoch51063 жыл бұрын
Glock farming missions faster than he uses ammo on a hoard Fuck Yeah!-hey glock sure u know this but the "daring adventurer" perk gives u more options and at max level u get 2 rewards
@jamesnixon18753 жыл бұрын
Great beginning. The BEST ever to any video that i have seen. Thank you for all the great laughs and time.
@zombieslayer22253 жыл бұрын
I think you should do a snow biome playthrough in December. A Christmas-themed series.
@jasonhance90093 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that farmer glock gets all of sugar buts you might get them if you start picking up the corn. So picking up corn/corn meal = sugar buts. You should have said "bartender glock who want's to do some shots?".
@squalidmedusa14173 жыл бұрын
I still remember when u had 17k subscribers . Look at u now all grown up. I am proud of u
@tokestermarshall3 жыл бұрын
Blade traps are awesome just remember what sequence you wire them up as if one breaks any traps after that will turn of as the chain is now broken.
@misterbeefers3 жыл бұрын
if you didn't know, that full heist series unlocks the bulk crafting recipe for lockpicks
@JimmyTH1013 жыл бұрын
There's a city park with a gazebo and a central fountain where you can find four mushrooms, one in each quadrant. Other series, I know.
@hothousesafe79173 жыл бұрын
"As fun as it is to sit there doing nothing with my thumb up my as that's only entertaining for me" Glock9 2021.
@trapperjohn34003 жыл бұрын
Name the Snow Biome playthrough "Cold Blooded"
@dragonangel201113 жыл бұрын
Omg, great! This may be my fave Lockdown episode, blowing up Vending Machines, lol. Also, seriously, it's Horde Night, you visit 3 traders, do 3 jobs, turn them in, and make it back in time to get geared up! How? Seriously, how do you do it?
@lancerischar41653 жыл бұрын
beautiful horde night! A completely successful trader day and perfect horde night! :D
@moonshock3 жыл бұрын
You heard it here. Glock and his two junkies working hard against the zombie apocalypse. 😂
@marsnoel76493 жыл бұрын
If you blow up a poi in it's entirety do the zombies still respawn in the poi's location?
@dragonangel201113 жыл бұрын
yes
@TheEthikos3 жыл бұрын
I do wish the electric fences did damage. I also really wish they added more variety to the wiring of things. If they had minecraft level wiring in here, that'd be amazing!
@Jerekul3 жыл бұрын
They do cause damage. 6 dps for 4.5 seconds as well as reducing speed.
@TheEthikos3 жыл бұрын
@@Jerekul Are you sure? I know for a fact it does 0 damage to players.
@wildman67852 жыл бұрын
that was epic and every funny glock9.
@enchantra3 жыл бұрын
I lost it when you gave Moe a “second ass crack” 😅
@hoodedrookie59143 жыл бұрын
When this new stuff comes out you could just do a building challenge in the snow zone. Maybe test some new traps, be the snow king. I believe in you Elsa.
@adamk39933 жыл бұрын
SMG TURTETS dont foget :P
@wren8423 жыл бұрын
You should do a mini series in December in the snow biome and call it "Nightmare Before Christmas".
@emilycasey10233 жыл бұрын
Kinda badass seeing you do some much in just one in-game day! Especially on a horde night! I love to see it :D
@jdash17793 жыл бұрын
Every horde night he gets himself into trouble!!
@sanshustlebones46323 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. booby trap haha glock you are the best and are so much fun, thanks for everything you do.
@sergioepaula.1kmporvez8433 жыл бұрын
oh! man! 3 traders 3 quests: fetch and clear in the day of blood moon? awesome! you are the best!
@charleslinzy94723 жыл бұрын
Me opening video seeing you blow up vending machine literally had me so hyped lol. Best opening for video so far. Thank you for the laugh
@bs29303 жыл бұрын
Glock just took the words"Rage Against the Machine" to a whole new level lol
@2266burnzy3 жыл бұрын
Haha the intro was absolutely gold haha
@tinkertailor73853 жыл бұрын
Ah, runnin' around amongst them is th' best part. :)
@cswilliams293 жыл бұрын
Only 30 seconds in and I have to comment. Best. Intro. Ever!
@Figworm3 жыл бұрын
FunPimps may need to adjust the small Stun Baton icon. Looks a lot like a purple Rabbit vibe. When given a cursory glance.
@marcusmartins22383 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, I had a feeling it was going to happen after the last video's hint haha
@Thisdoesntmatter1233 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the continued quality content. You’re the best Glock ❤️
@teddybueffered44393 жыл бұрын
Looking forwards to a Gucci Glock series or a maxed out last night stand with the best of the best against impossible odds!!!!!
@theKhaosFactor3 жыл бұрын
No one: This video: Florida man declares war on vending machines because his favorite candy is out of stock.
@chrislambert99033 жыл бұрын
*New Jersey
@matthewrodriguez93363 жыл бұрын
Yesssssssss I waited for this episode all night
@Sheepo_Coffee3 жыл бұрын
Glock slowly transforming into HowToBasic
@Sheldezare3 жыл бұрын
"She wouldn't buy the stun baton" - you didn't sell her the right stun baton friend.
@laxusd45123 жыл бұрын
Dear clock9 you are the reason i'm still playing 7 days to die just thx
@alanholt65353 жыл бұрын
"Is that a magnum in my face, or are you happy to see me?"
@voiceinthechaos3 жыл бұрын
Yay. Just in time for the weekend. ;-) I am really enjoying this series. Greetings from Germany.
@wildman67852 жыл бұрын
Hi from 'USA Kentucky.
@jurakarok33433 жыл бұрын
Glock going through butt withdrawal, and lashing out. I remember when he started out saying he would only care about eating butts if they were offered.
@alvinjayalbinda53103 жыл бұрын
The intro.... Perfectoo
@PyroCatus3 жыл бұрын
I love junkie turret, especially with drum magazine and full-auto trigger mod.
@lsswappedcessna3 жыл бұрын
Junkies are very powerful if you spec into them.
@walterpalladino19653 жыл бұрын
I know is easier to judge from the distance but I was waiting for you walk on the electric wires !!!!
@alen_isayan3 жыл бұрын
you should put the pressure plate at spots the zombies regularly get caught in the electric trap so they'll be stuck in place while getting shot
@skoe32513 жыл бұрын
I'm really excited for alpha 20 even if it means the end of the current serries
@redmist61313 жыл бұрын
I'm sure it will go out with a bang
@moonriseoversunset96113 жыл бұрын
Dart traps could go in the walls of the prison so when they come in they zombies are already damaged and just place the pressure plates in the holes in the walls.
@cruzeal93343 жыл бұрын
Finally caught up with both lockdown and farmer
@aaronhauptman30603 жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity to say “bartender glock, what can I get you? A shot? Ok!”
@memeDealer33 жыл бұрын
I'm diggin the "Speedrunner Glock" portion of the video. Could be a thing, eh? Eh?
@taylordiamond3 жыл бұрын
Let that be a lesson to all you candy-less vending machines out there!
@ShaunFace3 жыл бұрын
Saalute Sir Glock 9. With all the madness in the world 🗺 it’s nice to escape from it to watch evil get Boom stick to face. It helps me.
@stevdor61463 жыл бұрын
next series must be Bartender Glock and/or Papa Glock, drop your kids off at the daycare, go to work in bar, setup a bunch of burning barrels to attract a crowd, make sure they all get their fill of lead, then pick up kid from the daycare and go home
@animekings49903 жыл бұрын
Please make Explosive a series love this content ❤❤
@BenBartlow3 жыл бұрын
Try using the motion sensor in lieu of a pressure plate if you want to use several dart trades in the same area
@Corrective_Damage3 жыл бұрын
In case some of you don't know why he kills every chicken he sees , here is why Back in nightmare , I think , he was collecting steel from street light and then he found a chicken , he followed it to a farmhouse and the loot was good later he found another chicken he followed it to another farmhouse and he almost died in it and the loot was trash , and from that day he started the war against chicken (At least that's how I remember it but I know he almost died because of the chicken though and then he killed it )
@daveyboy1743 жыл бұрын
Got to admit you really entertain. 😃 from a very old brit.
@ryker44553 жыл бұрын
How did miss this episode? It's just awesome.
@bubla26593 жыл бұрын
I hope that the destruction of the vending machine brings good luck And maybe some shrooms
@danieldevers80173 жыл бұрын
Vending machines are the new cornmeal.
@DragonicTerror3 жыл бұрын
Glock running a night only raid game where he uses NVGs sounds fun
@Floyd_813 жыл бұрын
You missed the cornmeal that Jen had for sale.. 😁
@fadam8293 жыл бұрын
Bartender Glock: you missed a perfect joke set up. "You want a white Russian? Jack and coke?" Can I interest you in a shot?
@bknrng27063 жыл бұрын
Who's gonna tell Glock that there is a vending machine in the garage area of the firehouse.
@yeoldstickinthemud95703 жыл бұрын
Glock, why don't you use the empty all button when dropping stuff off??