7 Great Gifts That Cost Nothing

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Today I decided to list free gifts you can give for Christmas or birthdays or whenever. These are free gifts that people will actually probably like and you can trick them into thinking you're a good person.
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[@vlogbrothers]

Craig's parents are the best. -John

[@notnormalyet]

You should watch Gayle. It's like an entire series with them.

[@Monochromatification]

OMG Gayle is the best fricking web series to ever grace the KZbin servers. Chris Fleming is a crazy surrealist comedic genius.

[@clarahowson2911]

It must be horrible sharing a channel with a sibling.

[@Jay-to7yz]

@@clarahowson2911 well they've done it for over twelve years, so i think they are alright with it

[@bambufan3636]

You mean Toots and Hubby.

[@maxfahl]

There’s alot of crap on KZbin. Most of the videos I watch makes me feel worse than I felt prior to watching them. Your content is different. The mix of superb comedy, insightful thoughts and your loving personality makes your channel my absolute favourite. I really enjoy your type of content, how you focus on the details of everyday life. Take care of yourself and you family, happy holidays from sweden.

[@nefertitimontoya]

What a THOUGHTFUL comment ;)

[@jadecalmeyer3272]

I agree! :D

[@JonasAnandaKristiansson]

Håller med!! =)

[@maresofthrace6108]

I just found this video thanks to youtube recommendations and... I completely agree, what a delight.

[@username-yn5yo]

what kind of content makes you feel worse than before?

[@samiorigami]

OMG that scavenger hunt could make anyone fall in love with Craig. Unrelated: why does my chest hurt, and why is my face wet? Update: WebMD says I am probably dying.

[@scheichajev]

Did you die?

[@jainthorne4136]

@@scheichajev Yes. Yes, they did. We shipped them to Craig.

[@maximelepage7664]

Filming the treasure hunt was the perfect way to show that time and experience giving and the small details in life are far more efficient than traditional gifts.

[@juststeveschannel]

Only trouble with that "treasure hunt leading to a gift" idea is that it gets really hard to live up to year after year. I did a similar thing with my wife when she first came to the U.S. twenty years ago. Pro tip: If you want to make this a yearly tradition, start simple and small. Don't make it amazing the first year or you'll be going crazy in just a couple years.

[@katelynnmontagna4278]

juststeveschannel my father makes my siblings and I go on scavenger hunts for our Christmas gifts every year, it’s been going on like 25 years. We love it and hate it, it’s great

[@engers18]

Your parents are so f***ing awesome (and thoughtful).

[@L00ww]

they are f***ing and awesome and thoughtful

[@ButterStick64]

And so is their progidy

[@lonestarr1490]

@@ButterStick64 *progeny.

[@melindapayne6078]

You guys make such quality content.

[@Larixlaricina]

When I was little, my babysitter made clues like that for us. When we couldn't read, she drew pictures. Once we could read, she made simple clues. It was awesome and a great memory.

[@davidfrend]

Craig and Chyna are so freaking cute!

[@danceswithdirt7197]

Yeah, I think it's super cool that he includes her in his videos.

[@StudioHannah]

How did you find that perfect line between overly saccharine and truly adorable?

[@OnThePlaybill]

awww...I audibly awwww'ed at this, Craig. You sentimental cheese ball

[@rfldss89]

Aaaah... The beautiful town of Fakeville, North Quentucky. What fond memories I have of it

[@Nhoj31neirbo47]

Rafael Santos - I get all my news from their local tv channel.

[@OldeCarrGuy]

As a Canadian, I thank you as you portrayed our metric time clock perfectly! Merry Christmas!

[@wheezywaiter]

Thank you. I was nervous. Glad I didn't have to wait too many Kilometers for Canadian approval. Thank you. I'm sorry.

[@OldeCarrGuy]

@@wheezywaiter No, NO... I'm Sorry you had to wait for 63 previous comments for my approval! Gotta run! Time for a Moosehead! (look it up...it really is a thing!)

[@Jay-to7yz]

@@OldeCarrGuy damn right it is. they never run out of names for those.

[@metamorphic]

thank you for the gift of good content merry Christmas

[@EdwardVanWinkle]

Niiiiice. I made an encoded clue notebook for my wife for a treasure hunt once. Had math, language, all sorts of complex code. She figured it out within twenty minutes and found a new pokemon game hidden inside a lamp. Best of both worlds. XD

[@stapleshotz]

Your parents are rad.

[@Devar]

The cutaways to your parents gets me every time

[@spoilthatsong2544]

Love it. Always crack a smile when I see your parents, TOOTS!

[@jessherselfable]

#1: I LOVE TREASURE HUNTS!! (That's what my family called following clues like that.) They are one of the best things any human could do for me ever. I really enjoyed where this video went, I was expecting a straightforward list and instead I got enjoyable Craig / Chyna interaction and cuteness. #2: Your dad has great taste in books! #3: Where do you get your stock footage??? I LOVE IT.

[@Liusila]

Your parents have brilliant timing and superb poker faces.

[@SailorDrew]

Extreme self awareness and lots of cheek. Another good video, haha. 👍 The hubs and I always have extremely different views on Xmas gifting. Still trying to meet in the middle a bit more.

[@cookieaddictions]

Sailor Drew uuchg ohcycbh bobiinbih

[@pinkbunnygirl43]

Awwww that was sooo cute!!

[@kspillane]

Is it possible to get a directors commentary for the parents scene? I just have to know how you decided on having your dad read the book he was reading. That just made my day! Thanks!

[@AA123TD]

The Monster at the End of this Book is my favorite book ever. I knew there was a reason I dig this channel. Love your parents BTW

[@elisamastromarino7123]

"Only dive in public dumpsters" - _Fred Rogers_ 😂🤣😄😅🤗😆

[@joytotheworld6804]

Awwww, you two, relationship goals...❤️ with the funny included, happy Christmas, lovely family 👍😀❤️

[@jaimie00]

I mentioned this in the Reddit thread, but people give me things that are important to them, but not practical to keep around, and I transform them into a keepsake. For instance, my mother gives me old, falling apart jewelry, and I salvage what I can and make an entirely new piece of jewelry. I also transformed my brother's unwieldy T-shirt collection into a quilt and pillow shams that he loves. My older sister gave me one of her kitten's baby teeth, her favorite toy from kittenhood, and her pawprint. I rolled the pawprint up like a scroll and tied it with one of the sparkly dangly bits of the toy. Then I put those, a feather from the toy, and the tooth into a tiny pendant bottle with a cork, hung it on a chain, and she had a necklace. I like to be able to take these memories and make them into something that can actually be functional or decorative that could be passed down as heirlooms with real history to them.

[@BlogManiac64]

2:57 ok but why is your dad you

[@sarahtimm93]

Craig is the clone of his father. 🤭

[@camper1749]

Welcome to Alabama.

[@Slartibartfass13]

He's his progeny, is the thing

[@thequestforcamalot1447]

@@sarahtimm93 Craig is the father of his clone .

[@ButterStick64]

LET ME GET A NEW LAWNMOWER!

[@karifoo]

That was an impressive amount of stock footage.

[@brebytheway]

I was beginning to wonder if maybe he was filming it himself lol 😅

[@belindaweber7999]

This is sooooo great n sweet, thanks for letting me live a healthy relationship vicariously through KZbin Vids, while IRL remaining successfully single! Best of both worlds! 😜 Merry Chrissy C & C & Ada, Mum & Dad 😁

[@Tea_Tales_Travels]

Preach! 😂😂😂 merry Christmas!

[@brebytheway]

same lol 😂

[@downbntout]

Hear, hear! It does work 😏

[@paulchenity]

oh you made my day.

[@xdmc27x]

Chyna and you are such a loving and real couple. Your care and ways of communicating with each other are so relatable, sweet and endearing. :)

[@rfldss89]

I think making good can still be considered free even if you have to go out and buy the ingredients first. Its something you gotta do anyways, so might as well show your appreciation for someone special while you're at it. Its like the hand made sweater. You paid for the necessary tools and resources, but the labor you put in is what makes it a good gift, so it's still free.

[@NeighborhoodBasketCase]

The existential fear of death has me spending quality time with my family and friends all the time. Happy holidays!

[@juanvalles8187]

Genius, just genius!

[@OneSipReviewOfficial]

Merry Christmas Craig. Thank you for bringing me and my family so much joy over the years.

[@Vardagaladhiel]

Ok, that was adorable! My family has transitioned to mostly present-free Christmas’ and it has been great! We try to do things like donations to a charity that each of us supports or experiences etc and it is far less stressful I think. Merry Christmas! (Also your parents were hilarious as always!)

[@LB-jq4lm]

I think this was really well done!

[@hanadutina]

the parents segment is always the bright moment I wait for

[@kingpin12345676]

Damn you Craig for setting the bar so high. Good thing I'm single.. oh.. 😔

[@josiecrandall5842]

In other words: Damn you Craig for sending that drinking hole to the ISS.

[@Madman5465]

Going from bowl to Toilet is not something I'd have guessed so quickly. You and Chyna are perfect together!

[@kaiagrace]

i just love your content so damn much. for YEARSSSSSS now. this is one of my all time favorites. you’re just the very best. thank you for giving us so much joy and laughter and value.

[@StraitjacketWillie]

This video was so, so good. A good 11 minutes of solid laugh/smiling is such a wonderful thing. Sappy comment that will probably be lost in the cloud of other comments: Thanks for so many years of joy and good times, Craig. I’ve watched you longer than any other KZbinr and am so grateful you’re still around and making such great content.

[@XsapiensX]

My favorite part is Chyna carrying around the baby monitor hahaha. Also you guys are so cute and it's encouraging to see others trying to be less materialistic (my boyfriend and I will give each other gifts throughout the year but not a huge amount because we also don't want a bunch of unneeded stuff cluttering our lives.)

[@quibily]

Scavenger hunts are the best! That's what I did for my parents' gifts in the last few years I lived with my parents. They did one for me, too. Made Christmas morning as fun as it was when I believed in Santa! But at the end, there was a gift, so..... I think it works even when it's a heartfelt message or unbought gift at the end, too.

[@billnye198]

Your content is one of the few wholesome things that are actually funny. Not like on paper funny, but causing actual laughter funny. Well done.

[@timmmaddocks666]

Merry Christmas Craig and family have a lovely one, thanks for being you!

[@destinychukwu2243]

I am so shocked that I am just for finding you. I absolutely love your content. You have such a beautiful family! Happy new year!

[@karensager291]

I loved this one. I agree with Chynna. The experience gifts are the best. This year we flew our kids and their spouses down to Panama to spend Christmas with us. We live in Panama and they've never traveled to Central America. So it is quite an experience for all 4 of them. :)

[@oddsockable]

Not free, but some cheap crafts I like to do for Christmas are baking biscuits (if you want to go fancy, I recommend fruit and nut biscotti, less fancy and pretty cheap is honeycomb, and candy canes are fairly straightforward). If you have bookish friends, make some book bunting! Last, if you fancy learning a new skill - arm knitting. Very easy if you already know how to knit, and even if not you can whip up a scarf in about two or three hours.

[@Grimgariano]

This is the best video i'll watch for this christmas. No video will top this one. Holy Jesus, man. Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat content. Loving your videos so far. The only thing that'll be better than that is next year's christmas video.

[@anteggma]

oh my godddd your parents showing up in your videos is my favorite surprise

[@paulneave2041]

Thank you, thank you, feelgood video of the year right there. Merry Christmas.

[@fabfourfever674]

Ty, Craig. You and your parents are so funny, and your wife is so easy-going. I hope you all enjoy your holiday. Merry Christmas. xx

[@kinocomix]

Craig thank you for shielding my mortal ears from the raw beauty that is your voice. Truely, the universe cannot handle such strong golden notes emanating from a single point in the space time continuum. Bless you (just in case you sneezed during reading that)

[@emile7794]

That was the sweetest gift for your wife! A treasure hunt and a song are so cute, it made me tear up a bit!

[@missladygray]

Your gift made me teary eyed. So friggin sweet. You and your family are a joy to watch.

[@karensager291]

Oh yes... Merry Christmas!!! I'm loving the channel more and more each day!

Mister, you've made my day. I was on the verge of having an anxiety attack, then saw this video and got all mushy inside and calmed down. Thank you. I guess. Cheers!

[@reldansrn]

Craig, you make really fun, unique, and impeccably edited videos! Thanks for sharing your awesomeness with the rest of us :)

[@annenixda4800]

me at first: okay, half of these ideas are pretty basic / things most people already give as gifts, you'd have to put a good spin on it to- me after watching the most adorable scavenger hunt ever: this guy is brilliant

[@munarong]

Man, I love this video! Humorous and beautiful at the same time. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you Craig and Chyna and The Parents and every one! 👍👍👍😃 ( I know how to use the emoticons on windows now 😁)

[@WaffleLover-my1hi]

Great video! I actually watched the ad because I knew it was going to be funny and it was! Well done!

[@jonleandersn2277]

i used to do those scavengers hunt with my friend all the time. not as a gift or anything. just sometimes when we are bored. they are one of the only things that are more fun for the one who creates them than the one who plays them.

[@Nhoj31neirbo47]

My plants feel well soiled now. Thank you and Happy Holidays Benzine family.

[@tomisthename10]

*first time commenting on one of your videos* Just went and binged your recent videos after discovering you I already feel like a better person, your channel is awesome! Thanks so much for making this channel!

[@ohjoannabanana]

Your progenitors are profoundly pfunny 😂

[@kn6634]

I can't handle how lovely this was, I loved the song and this video has made me love your channel even more!!!

[@4thdawn376]

I love how such a good sport your wife is.

[@tomfurie2996]

I laugh out loud every time your parents appear. And they’ve been so consistent. What a great gift you have given each other.

[@brendanodonnell6419]

Love your page, your humor, your relationship

[@bravenewface]

Happy Holidays and thanks for all the videos. I'm not even mad about the Canada stuff.

[@ThpX]

I haven't watched a WheezyWaiter video in a while (after watching them every day for a couple of years). This video was so entertaining and good, I have to watch Wheezy way more often!!!

[@WeepingWidowSueAna]

LOL. Always hilarious. And yes Mr. Rogers definitely did NOT say to dive in public dumpsters. LOL. Merry Christmas! You inspired me to watch Meet Me in St. Louis.

[@JustTavia]

My husband made me a scavenger hunt for my birthday, it was so much fun! I especially liked the fact that he put so much effort into planning it out, it made me feel very special.

[@TPPMac1]

Merry Christmas and happy holidays Craig and Chyna!

[@amkerns23]

Couldn’t stop smiling during this. Wish the world consisted of more couples like you.

[@JasonTurner]

I like to laugh. Thank you for the gift of laughter during this holiday season! Your mom & dad really know how to progenate...LOL!

[@NobleHomestead]

Awwww so creative and cute! Hugs from NY (to you both and your parents!).

[@somethinggood9267]

You are so hilarious and you and your wife's relationship is so cute to watch :) merry Christmas weezy waiter!

[@TheSeasonedOrganizer]

You're fabulous, Craig! Love your videos! You start my morning with a smile.

[@randarworks6806]

Omg 9.30 the style, the talent, Mariah Carey style 😂 usually never laugh with sound when looking whatsoever youtube video, this on tho.... Damn you broke the curse. Have a wonderful christmas Craig!

[@emilyemm8460]

You are such a treasure. Watching this a year later & it’s just so lovely 🥰

[@djmistiqoofficial]

that was a great clue hunt house tour. merry christmas! have this. Rage against the machine's "killing in the name" is a legit Christmas song because it won the number 1 Christmas song slot for the Christmas song week in the UK.

[@secretscarlet8249]

Excellent and funny. And thoughtful. Love that clue hunt. And your sponsor marketing is pretty creative too. :D

[@tinakersten3779]

That was so sweet! Made me cry, you two are adorable. 😊

[@fred9222]

Quick one... Your Dad is reading my favorite book from '83. Awesome to see. Oh, and you're doing great C. Keep it up :)

[@CaptainSallyPoo]

Seriously, this was adorable. Best Christmas gift always

[@moehop]

🤣 your parents!! Great video, thanks!!

[@cferracini]

I don't understand gift cards. It's like giving the person money but forcing the person to use that money in a specific place. Just give the person a nice note with money, both in the same envelope. My grampa used to give me gifts like that. I loved it. Wish more people did it like that

[@MKP131]

I am saving this video for the sole idea of recording a movie commentary as a gift 😂😂😂😂 I think that would be LEGITIMATELY HILARIOUS, I’d love that! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@angiedefreitas5060]

That book! When my daughter was small I read it to her every night before she went to bed. Wow, thanks for the flood of 'feels'.

[@jenniferstewart87]

Wheezy is the best husband ever 🥰🎄

[@laurabriskman2127]

You nailed it Craig! That treasure hunt was hard but totally worth it, very classy and loving 😚

[@annareed7436]

Love this. Gretchen Rubin also has a free certificate on her website for a "gift of podcast." So many wonderful free gift ideas!

[@DesireKlingensmith]

Wow, apparently I love your channel so much that it makes me weep if I'm hormonal. Thanks for all the laughs, knowledge, and awesomeness.

[@paulahilliard1201]

I totally cried when you sang to your wife. So sweet!

[@xodanny2955]

last time i saw you, i was in ap gov and i was watching your gov vids. and now that i graduated i can just enjoy your personality. ; happy new years BRO

[@paperback_cat]

I am just so excited to see your dad reading the Monster at the End of this Book. Best book ever!

[@maryl1785]

Did I say in a different post that you weren't sappy? Okay, maybe you're a little sappy but it's a good sappy. Love it!

[@RosileeJe]

I always love the clips of your parents. Also great gift ideas, great video, amazing clues 11/10

[@RosileeJe]

Also, "Merry Lifemas to all and to all a good always" needs to be on a greeting card

[@breakfree2154]

I agree about not buying gift on social design days. It's so much better to get a gift as a surprise. Instead of when you are dictated to do so by the place where you live. Even if it's once a year or less; has more meaning