7 Lies Every Gamer Has Told At Least Once

[@naetoru9838]

Parents come home from work and ask you how long you've been playing. ''I just started.''

[@baylunddruidfaun5418]

Naetoru yes, omg

[@olivergraham660]

All the time

[@yeehaw4344]

Omg yes ”Oh I just started” meanwhile realizing that I’ve been playing for 8h 😂

[@Safiroshi]

or more like how long have you been sitting down playing video games

[@alejandrohernandez3767]

Every time!

[@codybenjamin2033]

“Wanna play?” “Can’t rn, sorry.” Sets PlayStation status to offline.

[@Spoopzo]

Cody Benjamin lol that’s so ture

[@austinbeatty6832]

How else am I supposed to enjoy my new single player rpg when everyones been playing online together.

[@CanadaSlasherX]

Twice

[@WdnUlik2no]

great minds think alike.

[@tanyaflanagan8111]

Oh yeah, that speaks to my soul! How can I enjoy single player games(my fave kinda games) when there's constant invites from people!

[@TheDimensionDweller]

"Sure, I'll get off soon, I just gotta find a good spot to save." What makes it especially bad is that half of the time I use that excuse in games you can save at any time.

[@mrseiko3456]

Icefox425 i used that excuse playing avatar on the wii

[@hardpunkkore9235]

I've used that one many, many, many times. Even when playing games with auto save, lol

[@VOYAGEUR-YT]

Icefox425 I don't think I've ever used that excuse unless it was true. Loz Skyward sword was the worst. How am I supposed to go to hockey practice when I'm in the middle of fighting girahim

[@TheDimensionDweller]

RealGamerManz Skyward Sword actually enabled me to use that one plausibly on other Zelda games with those darn bird statues.

[@kittenking7654]

I do that way too much in skyrim

[@Dark_Mishra]

Everyone’s biggest lie(more to themselves): “I’m going to complete this game before moving on to another.” While nearby your game shelf is overflowing with partially played games.

[@ThanuG15]

Damn, so true :'(

[@rvdfan1978]

I feel attacked lol

[@Dave_ja_vu]

My new years gaming resolution was if I spend more than an hour playing a game I have to finish it. I've stuck to it, and added 11 platinums to my collection along the way.

[@Vlad-co6dd]

Kind of true,but for me i have a lot of games not even started,most of them bought cause of sales or i own them with xbox live gold

[@adriaen3538]

Omg yep

[@Lahrcan]

"I'll play this for an hour before doing something else" - Me. Before playing a game for 6 hours straight

[@infinitygamering]

Masquerade Gamer Literally me

[@AthenisKS81]

Less of a lie and more of a "What time is it... how the hell did 6 hours disappear?!" moment for me usually.

[@LtBasil]

All the time.

[@AthenisKS81]

Nice. I was up till 3 too, but prepping for taking down, and then actually taking down, Emerald and Ruby Weapon in FF7. I had put it off for 20 years, but apparently my brain said last night was the night.

[@AltanStray]

*Get's nagged to do something tedious and boring*Yeah I'll get it done after this part!(Only just started and now on the final level after 5 plus hours of playing)

[@Megumi014]

"I won't buy this game on the day it's released because I have so many other games to finish"

[@MrCakeMixture]

Megumi014 every dam time :/

[@bloodybutterflygaming1242]

Megumi014 yeah half my collection is stuff I buy fully intending to get around to and have never touched, while playing something I've already cleared for the 6th time. I've even got cases where I've purchased most if not all of a series intending to play through it all, and have barely touched the first in said series.

[@SerahValentine]

I'll buy the game on the release day and then not play it until I'm done the others. I'd worry about not finding it later. There's a lot of games I used to borrow as a kid and want to play now but they're essentially no where. There's only one person in my house who can play games on their computer too, so I need the console versions, there's no way around that.

[@shinitaru]

But at the time I said it, I actually meant it ;)

[@sumireravenclaw8034]

LMAO that's me with uncharted 4 or even the whole series.. i wanted to retry getting into the first game but i keep getting into playing other games lol i still haven't finished yakuza 0 especially with yakuza 1 coming out and yakuza 6 then on top of that haven't finished even the first kingdom hearts game

[@radar4453]

"I don't have any games to play." *has 300 games*

[@mishkomensch3019]

this is most relevant one

[@mentee5352]

That is definitely me

[@phantom-thief]

So true haha

[@acetrainerjax3312]

Nathan Drake totally me

[@Khadimal-DayyanSafiRehman]

same with me and the fridge

[@JanSuing]

Me while watching Playstation Access videos: “Last video and then I’ll go to sleep.”

[@deadedea]

Same But it never actually happens

[@GerNomico]

Me rn

[@josephstalin3586]

That's happening right now

[@thefaceofjoe3761]

Me rn

[@Springtime562]

Me: *uses playstation to lull me to sleep*

[@wormwood8352]

(Me playing Skyrim) *checks time* "Woah, it's already 3:00 in the morning! I should get to sleep!.. Eh, why not just finish this quest? I'll go to bed right after." *2 hours and 5 quests later* "Man, I really need to get some sleep.. What's one more quest?"

[@Randompersonality56]

absolutely me on any game

[@kittenking7654]

ME THE HECK TOO

[@3113mac]

I did this with Mass Effect 2 "well I'm already here I can just do this side mission on the way..."

[@A-KiinG-B]

Biggest lie ever:"I wasn't even trying."

[@InsaneMiLee]

avery butler I can't pull that lie off, my hands get so sweaty haha

[@colemcgrath644]

avery butler but when I'm playing dark souls with a broken straight sword and don't swap for a pvp weapon when being invaded, is that still trying?

[@peoplepeople21]

Cole McGrath that's just pure suicide

[@fartrulz4854]

The opposite one of that " I mean you put up a good attempt I really had to put effort in that match"

[@Cyan-hide]

"I didn't play that much this week" -played more than 79 hours this week

[@chemislife]

Carlos Christ that's lower than my norm 90h so I'm not lying right 😅

[@yklys10s]

Carlos Christ in my case I didn't play much means I played three 2 hours Raid in destiny + the wrath of the machine (Aksis, actually) three times because we want the ship.

[@brokenjoker07]

My norm is 91 hours. Not even lying.

[@kiwinuva]

"i didn't play insert game name here] much recently" total play time 1000 hours

[@hayashida14]

kiwinuva Dude make sense

[@rewild6134]

In the old split screen FPS days (Timesplitters Futures Perfect)... Friend: "STOP SCREEN PEAKING" Me: "I'M NOT" *peaks at screen*

[@pops5812]

I remember those days

[@coolkid2472]

Play split screen or playing with someone next to you

[@zenosama8505]

Alex Taylor me and my brother had to just allow it because we would just stare at one another’s screen

[@UbixQ]

I was the only one whp actually did not peak the others screen when playing (not count that you can see the screen with the corner of your eye slmetimes and also i have done that a lot and yea but at least i know i did it the least)

[@DetBareMikkel]

Liked your comment simply because of TimeSplitters Future Perfect.

[@vhunterlock]

My most frequent gaming lie..."Oh yeah, of course I've played (insert popular game that I've actually never touched here.)"

[@137cloud]

Biggest lie is " I haven't used walkthrough at all". Especially on puzzles or hard boss fight.

[@edwin99901]

vanitas ventus I used to look up boss fights, now I stopped because I feel ashamed at myself for looking it up. When I beat it on my own, I feel so much more proud of myself

[@yakumoyomi5765]

I haven't tried that one since I was 14 or so. The game in question was Alundra...and, not surprisingly, my lie was quickly exposed.

[@viperprecision6001]

vanitas ventus Dark Souls my boi.

[@saintsaudade5181]

"I can play this for an hour or two then head to bed." then play for 3-6 hours before realizing how late it is and keep playing

[@hugodogobob]

probs cause you suck

[@MooniPlays]

When I was younger the "Sorry my mom said no" excuse was popular.

[@YoyoGamingGamesEnMeer]

or, my mom says i can, to let the other mother accept it

[@mizukisuzushiro6690]

MooniGaming I actually used that more than once, which is surprising to me for some reason.

[@Skaitania]

The worst is when you want to play a Singleplayer game but half your steam friends want you to join them in Multiplayer. I have limited time on a weekend, people. I want to finish The Witcher 3 in this lifetime.

[@WhosFaulty]

I've been playing it for 2 years now, I can't get it to end 😂

[@-jol2don-793]

I just started a last week and I'm barely level 10 I keep getting sidetracked with gwent and reading everything

[@gdoubleu8045]

I just set visibility offline when I don;t want to be disturbed. Best feature Steam has haha.

[@WhosFaulty]

@@-jol2don-793 Gwent has taken days of my life, not sure why, but I need to get every card and beat everyone

[@victoriacser5065]

Just turn your account to show you're offline

[@jteauu]

Turning the tv off pretending that you turned off the console to then go back on when everyone's asleep...

[@mrwalrus1460]

Always works

[@ajdo1991]

Nephew tried this the other day, not realising I’ve been using this trick for decades. He was meant to be revising so I walked into the living room, saw the PlayStation was on but the tv was off, so grabbed the remote and turned on the tv, only to find him in middle of a game of Fortnite. The surprise on his face was priceless when he realised I already knew his tricks 😂

[@PonmonofNuggetor]

AJ Much to learn, he still has

[@jbcatz5]

“Robert, why do you keep sleepwalking to the television and somehow return to your room when discovered at four in the morning?”

[@TheJuhana]

"Can I borrow your game?" Easiest way to get out of it, "Sorry, Its digital"

[@BlackSaphire96]

They really do need to come up with a way around that. Especially now that it's becoming more popular to go digital instead of physical.

[@waltonr.9603]

Juhana all my games are actually digital though :P

[@TheEducatedDrunk]

Juhana I never have left a game at a friend's house.

[@subtolowkriminaal6862]

GAMESHARE

[@TopTwom]

Not an option in the good ol' dark ages of the 90s/00s

[@jirodestroyer899]

Saying "I love that game!" even though you've never played or seen it before.

[@jirodestroyer899]

Midna78 People say it to me all the time. I mention a game and they say "I love that game!" And then I actually start talking about it and then they talk about something that is not in the game as if it was (Example: I talked to my friend about SSF2, and my friend said "I main King Dedede")

[@lupinveil4939]

That friend who says. "I'm really good at games" even though I know and he knows that he's only good at games he: a- owns and I don't or b- are amed at 3+ and 7+. I once put this friend in front of DS2 (the easiest souls game) and he spent 30 min customising his character, selected a warrior and promptly walked of cliffs about 5 times. Fell to his death after the big lader. Got eaten by Ogres. Drowned. Was killed by Hollows and after all that he killed the emerald herald. A true gaming master.

[@bruh-kt2ew]

haha and at the end they say I don't like these type of games

[@benjones7828]

How about the classic "How much longer will you be?" response? "I just need to get to a save point..." I did this last night with Nier: Automata, although I had to actually remove the chip that displays "Saving Possible" whenever you're within a couple miles of a save point. Needless to say I ran past multiple save points even though I could have simply paused and selected Quick Save at pretty much any point.

[@machinedhead1108]

ah yes.. the save point lie. I still use that one and I'm almost 40 with absolutely nobody to answer to except my wife. *sly grin*

[@nekopunchi9793]

I do that for MMOs "Yeah, I'll be done after I find a save point."

[@noah1535]

Ben Jones I still say that for games that I can save and quit whenever, but I am trying to finish doing something

[@aleykader2150]

Ben Jones I never stopped using that game which resulted in me witnessing the death of my ps by my bare eyes

[@ChairyCrasher]

I dont lie about that. I do have to find a save point.

[@Nagnoog]

The biggest lie in the history of gaming is : ("I hate this game")

[@staurosgeorgiadis82]

Me every time I play Bloodborne

[@Safouan0]

Stauros Georgiadis ikr

[@cerealkiller1024]

Yup

[@thefootballeconomist6222]

ma7moud Alfodery no that’s the truth

[@Chloe_557]

Me: fucj this game it's complete bullshit. I hate it ai hate ot I sjdkfkcks!!!! *list of reasons it sucks and noone should ever play it*" Wife: "you've been playing that game for 5 days straight" Me: "....I still hate it though.."

[@belugawhale8128]

"I wasn't screen peeking at all! I was using my minimap!"

[@Randompersonality56]

Beluga Whale my cousins use that all the time when I didn't even shoot my gun once on blacks ops 3

[@preoklenthe]

I have a house rule that screen peeking is totally legal for all sides. That way the games are much faster paced and you get an added thrill of having to manage two (or more) screens at once. I say it improves the overall experience for all players and avoids petty arguments.

[@scottalexbrandonparasram3875]

Lol. Big one.

[@tychodevon9647]

Man, screenwatching is the reason I stopped playing games altogether for a couple years. Also because our parents only let us play 4 hours a week.

[@TailsGaming1999]

Tycho Devon 4 hours a freaking week? Are you kidding me? Thats child abuse 😂

[@aa-gn7kq]

5 more minutes. Of finding match and 1 hour of finishing it

[@bobbyyon1435]

*killed in multiplayer* "Dude, it was lag!"

[@rylanddenson7952]

Bobby Yon yep!

[@meliodafus6791]

Bobby Yon the wtf part of this is the fact that sometimes is really lag

[@sageoffire3964]

Bobby Yon I only say it when I'm online on the road and surrounded by a large number trees

[@Andy-hz2ef]

what if it IS lag though? some people don't actually use lag as an excuse for their deaths

[@_twiggy__]

in australia it is

[@maxxlawrence3910]

dude Rob and Nathan fake laughing killed me. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

[@rainsong7773]

Oh my gosh, when a friend hasn't played a game that you absolutely love and they ask you a simple question about it, and you're like "oh don't worry it's a big map, even I haven't memorized where everything is lol" "I think that's right, but I'm not sure" "oh I can't even remember the name haha" as if you don't know every last detail of the game and it's lore lol. You're just playing it down so they don't find out how much time you've invested playing and learning about this game xD

[@PugBroSo]

RainSong777 this is me in dark souls. I don't want my friends to feel bad man.

[@jake_leg]

Don't hide it. If they are your real friends they'll deal with you backseat gaming and nerding out over the lore. They might actually appreciate it.

[@jeremyyoder3908]

Jamie maister you idiot those weren't out years ago

[@willmurphy4073]

RainSong777 I rarely comment on on people's comments but I need you to know how much I identify with this

[@bobbyhamiltoniii4578]

I've always hated people lying about their gaming accomplishments. I just tell people what i honestly did, like i bought dark souls and i finally got to Taurus demon after 2 days. Died immediately, didn't play again until a whole year later.

[@chef_boysauce4399]

Badge Man it took me 7 days of 3-4 hour sessions to beat Father Gascoigne

[@lifeonleo1074]

I never beat that demon in darksouls, I abandoned the game, way too hard for me Lol.

[@bobbyhamiltoniii4578]

@@lifeonleo1074 the only reason i ended up actually enjoying that game, was after my buddy showed me how to play. He had over 1000 hours logged on his steam account and he played in his ps3 as well. If i didn't have a real life buddy show me how to play, i would have abandoned dark souls as well.

[@lostfanatic6]

The biggest "gaming lie" of my childhood was when my parents would be telling me to shut it off I'd tell them "I need to find a save point!" on games that definitely didn't need them to save 😉

[@TheScottican]

Ryan Farrell They wouldn't stand and watch you get to one, that made it hard in those instances.

[@jeffreythacker119]

Ryan Farrell man I've used that lie so many times. out of all the times I've used it maybe 2 times it was actually true cause there was a cutscene going lol

[@ObiJuanKenobi3]

Ryan Farrell I was so incredibly guilty of this.

[@bejitossj]

One lie I hear often is "I play dead or alive for the gameplay".

[@chaosx57]

bejitossj LMAO

[@dexterjones4607]

bejitossj ded

[@ThatGuyCrOwn]

bejitossj I do.

[@Goldenfire49]

But I do play DoA for the gameplay. Now the Volleyball edition....... Defiantly not for gameplay.

[@TRLMNTS]

I play it for the cleavage

[@ExperimentalProfessor]

No mention of the lag or the "My controller was messing up!" lies? Especially in fighting games or FPS we hear that all the time

[@anthonyb985]

jamzacez Unfortunately I play Cod, so lag is real. I wish I could say I was lying. Or in any p2p game for that matter

[@RiorXD]

lag for cod is more due to latency so better connection better preformance. while one oerson has already loaded around the corner to kill you you still havent seen them and then it ends up eventually with a person saying someone else is cheating.

[@HassanMostafaHassanAli]

jamzacez How about "My PC will be able to run this game"

[@RiorXD]

Hassan Mostafa of the game isnt cpu based and you have a decent graphics card you can run allot with a cheap pc. So its not always a lie

[@anthonyb985]

RiorXD Some 3 bar players can shoot you before you see them. I have also seen 4 bar players lag around like they have 1 bar.

[@kankakaratestyle]

I once asked a friend to hangout. She said: “I’m going to the movies sorry” later she was on her Xbox one. “Hey how was the movie!” “It rained” SURE SURE SURE

[@TucBroder]

That's just bad behaviour xD ... I'm always honest... Who needs friends anyways? xD

[@justinburkee]

biggest lie ever by gamers: "I let you win on purpose."

[@battledevilkain1299]

justinburkee truth.

[@battledevilkain1299]

Myna Detail the exception to the rule.

[@akirandrake414]

Battle Devil Kain I never let anyone win. I just dont go full force and end up getting beat because I hadn't realized I need to until it was to late. I hate letting people win, its Dishonorible to them and myself.

[@battledevilkain1299]

Akiran Drake you are a true gaming warrior . A pint for my comrade!

[@bigboibebop]

Myna Detail that's not a good excuse to throw...

[@pinifercollis136]

I actually did beat the Taurus Demon first try...if you count the fact he fell off the bridge.

[@willpickles947]

David Canmore LOL THATS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME

[@joshwarddd8511]

David Canmore I did it first try he also fell for me😂

[@Shukulo]

David Canmore I beat it first try. Not sure why everyone thinks it is hard.

[@samiconstantin9219]

David Canmore realy

[@DeadGruesome]

Biggest lie is "I blocked! Why didn't it block" Or another version of that lie "I pressed the button! Why didn't the game respond!"

[@Nathan47223]

GrimGlenn i even tell myself that lie when i'm playing alone

[@kamikazesparrow1312]

who doesn't scream that at some point to themselves?

[@WickxdGunny]

GrimGlenn injustice 2 in a nutshell for me.

[@obsidiankrystal3308]

GrimGlenn My RB button is stuck so i some time say. I MASHED RB BUT WHY WON'T HE BASH!!!

[@shanobian]

GrimGlenn input lag

[@furjaden8553]

"I got that trophy on aCcIdEnT"

[@insecdroid]

Like “What are you doing?” from Nier Automata, and “Pervert” from Lolipop Chainsaw.

[@Kartissa]

"Perverted" from South Park: The Stick of Truth. (Also "Too Far")

[@jackorooney1469]

“I aCiDeNtLy GoT tHe TwIsTy Mc MaRx”

[@n_3719]

"I will never play (insert game name) again"

[@roguedogx]

Khoi Sousa it's literally temping fate.

[@n_3719]

my friend said he will never ever play osu again and the next day, he's playing it.

[@autizm0x]

Khoi Sousa "I will never play csgo again" >still about 10 hours a week, 7 months later

[@WolfkinNorthclaw]

Actually I said that about Dead Space and never touched it again, even when I owned it.

[@alterbridgebrad]

Khoi Sousa I say that about Fifa everyday...

[@0dantes]

There's the famous "i completed this game" while only watching a play through on youtube

[@amittoibis]

כן בטח

[@Lubidius]

yep

[@TGChauuncyy]

whats wrong with help?

[@haroldtchicken5871]

Note the "only"

[@kombuchas4684]

Me when people ask if I played Life Is Strange. (although I clarify when they ask for details haha)

[@loganrutherford9388]

"yeah I'll play with you, but my Mic broke recently so we won't be able to talk to each other "

[@yamsdev]

Logan Yes! Thank you! I knew I couldn't be the only one.

[@Kagdra_omen]

Logan mine actually has lol. or I'll say I don't want to wake the baby so I can't talk

[@propheticrain-maker1486]

Logan my mic is actually broke haha

[@YuniorGamboa]

When you feel like you don't want to talk and they invite you to a party

[@heygod5444]

So true lol

[@alexkimmel386]

"Im gonna play as a mage this whole playthrough on skyrim!" Theres one i tell myself every new game... lol three hours later and ive got full heavy armor and two maces....

[@victoriacser5065]

Me too haha

[@jimpickens1701]

or how about when you turn your status to offline because you hate everybody and just wanna play alone OR late at night and you don't want anybody to know you've been up since 6 AM playing Overwatch

[@medieveilsasqustch105]

yep

[@medieveilsasqustch105]

we I was assuming we were using 6am the next day as the current time

[@Jonathan-pz6ws]

Cage Dante or when your in rainbow and you want to play ranked but their so bad and say bye need to leave

[@Hocklie333]

Cage Dante I've done that before when I faked being sick and got sent home early from work so I can play a game and I knew I had some coworkers on my friends list and saw that they were online lol.

[@raikuoliveira4224]

Hocklie333 just a few days ago called in sick to start playing the early access of Final Fantasy 14 Stormblood expansion

[@darraghmcdonnell9086]

Biggest lie that gamers say is I was going easy on u

[@Goldenfire49]

You say that but I know there have been times someone has said that and mopped the floor with you when they actually went try-hard mode.

[@ChimeraSliver]

Darragh McDonnell that depends on who your playing against I'll go easy on friends until they get a handle on the game then I'll drag they "skills" through the mud five ways to Sunday

[@alexjc9336]

'Just one more side mission on skyrim, then bedtime...'

[@joshedillon9534]

AlexJC93 Then you unlock another side mission through that mission and assume that it's part of it.

[@vegetasaiyanprinceofragebo5520]

AlexJC93 I'm like that in fallout

[@BrianWilkersontheAuthor]

Yes, I've lost a lot of sleep over this one.

[@Louey_]

AlexJC93 can't turn off GTA without a quick rampage

[@thepursuer2401]

AlexJC93 lol

[@deadaccount7520]

"Idc when elder scrolls 6 comes out as long as it's not a buggy mess." We all know they can push it back until hell freezes over. Its still going to be a buggy mess. Just go ahead and release it so fans can begin fixing it.

[@thejd9556]

my biggest lie is I won't buy any new games until I've finished the one's I'm playing atm.......I always buy though, I have 7 games to finish and I brought 3 more this week.

[@mattd3978]

JDwastaken know that feel bro

[@blazingbojo4932]

JDwastaken then you forget to finish those other games, come back to those game several weeks or months later, make a new save file because you want to start fresh, then you end up not finishing the games again

[@MetalFreak169]

Hahaha this is gold, I've said this so many times!!

[@SystemFan20]

haha, that's exactly how it usually goes for me as well

[@laraa739]

JDwastaken Yeah Iknow and when I get a week of holydays and mnage to finish two of the shorter ones I buy another or two or three to celebrate while I have 5 others to finish

[@adamnezam3579]

MOM: come down YOU: I'm in a game and I can't leave

[@CredibleSix9]

MOM: pause it (It's an online multiplayer)

[@duckyduck7355]

CredibleSix9 just leave the game

[@wormwood8352]

slitherra _ If you're playing a competitive match of CS:GO, or games like it, that's not an option. You'll get temporarily banned from playing another match if you leave before it's over.

[@mot5919]

Adam Nezam that's not always a lie

[@adamnezam3579]

CredibleSix9 omg fax 😂😂

[@jonatan-vn1441]

I don't even pick the phone up. It's the best way to avoid long conversations on the phone.

[@charliemilroy6497]

jonatan van nieuwburg you can actually use phones with voice now?

[@tomw2919]

Yeah same. Nobody phones me as they know I won't answer.

[@enderhx]

jonatan van nieuwburg XD

[@jeffreythacker119]

I tell people I prefer texting instead. works every single time

[@ammyshadows3817]

"I don't care about trophies" When your none of your gaming consoles actually have the achievement system for games you've played. Truly, a rare breed.

[@brodymuser8464]

come on one more, 3 days later, come on one more

[@11coltsfan1]

Brody Muser Basically me when I'm playing Overwatch. One more match then I'll go to bed. Next thing I know, It's already morning.

[@incitossol]

11coltfan1 This man speaks truth.

[@bobochuckun]

Brody Muser Me on CSGO

[@bobochuckun]

Struggling to rank up :(

[@0lderSch00l]

This is the oldest gaming lie, though I think it was probably immediately followed by either "I let you win" or "I got through on my first go."

[@amateur-madman3047]

"One more" in terms of slang: "Run that back"

[@GiffyHD]

6:45 "Hey...at least you got your games back, I didnt"

[@zeroo8218]

GiffyHD 😂

[@ChrisClarion]

GiffyHD Yep, gave some PS3 games one time, and he just sold them…

[@spaghetmunch5729]

GiffyHD I lent a copy of Spider-Man 2 on ps2 to my "friend" (it was my favourite game) and he gave it back the next day and said "yeah the disc wasn't in the case"... he stole it

[@LXV-e9d]

When you literally have over 1000 videos in your KZbin watch later but you just wanna rewatch your favorite Friday features over and over again

[@willhaydock1291]

Before the vid starts: "I'm lagging" "I let you win" "He's hacking"

[@coolbrotherf127]

As an introvert who doesn't like socializing much anyway, I can say that I have passed on many occasions so I could play more games.

[@TheZephyrsWind]

I like socializing, but not going to a bar or restaurant and such.

[@DUB_87]

theacp127-Me too! Lol.

[@bobclog2189]

You can socialize with your games. Who needs people.

[@Phillyutopia]

i actually watched this video my first try.

[@soulsborne1513]

seann hanlan liar

[@bettersleepingofficial4618]

Do you really think we believe that?

[@ManuelKoegler]

carpetfluff35 don't blame it on lag man, we know you're lying, same as OP.

[@JopieHaargel]

seann hanlan Rob is the hardest boss, so I don't believe you.

[@Phillyutopia]

I really did it was so easy. Anyone that is good can do it.

[@MERKSWW]

when your parents say "you need to go outside and socialize more" every gamer *wants to explain this is socializing your meeting new people and making new friends* gamer "okay"

[@marcellofunhouse1234]

Not anymore how times chage

[@krazzboltz5788]

when your parents say "you need to go outside and socialize more" but you realize that you did not have a extention cable long enough for the TV and PS2.

[@mortenu.5606]

Biggest lie ever: I managed to beat the tutorial level in Driver

[@dillonbyrne73]

Morten U. Hahaha I actually did but not gonna lie took me a very very very long time and pretty sure the first time was an accident😂

[@Angelusbane1]

Morten U. I actually beat that on my first try.

[@JachAnen]

Sure Tony :)

[@armyofninjas9055]

It really wasn't that hard. You just had a short time limit. So you couldn't mess up too badly.

[@Sikraj]

THANK YOU!!!! Someone who finally understands me and my rage when people put their greasy finger prints all over the disc

[@memyselfandi432]

no. there's something worse than fingerprints all over a game disc... scratches. every time i loan out a game to friends, the disc comes back looking like Edward Scissor Hands tried to put it in the cup holder (i mean... disc drive. possibly only PC players can understand that one, not sure about how it with Consoles, so i could be wrong; it wouldn't be the first time.)

[@BR-sm2rw]

same here lmao.

[@thomasfrazer8934]

There's something worse than scratches. NOT GETTING THE GAME BACK!

[@chrisgravelle3742]

There is also when you letting someone borrow a game and they lie and say it was their game and basically stole it from you that is why I don't like letting someone borrow anything this happened when I was a kid before when I was a kid those that borrowed returned it at least before that incident

[@DJ-rf9yq]

thats the reaosn im not lending my red dead redemption 2 to my freind they will never understand how much I love that game.

[@inspectorjavert8443]

A lie for when you were young and your parents tried to make sure they got appropriate games for you "That M is just part of the box art! It's really a game for kids!" OR When your parents walk in on a violent or salacious scene "I swear I didn't know that was in this game"

[@delicateflame3289]

Inspector Javert my parents would by me the game anyways because my parents love violence. it's been a rough divorce.... jk.

[@iranee5238]

ginas

[@lukky6648]

I have used this very often " well that was enough for today" "yeah man lets play tommorrow again" "yeah see ya" "Bye"

[@matthewhowse5399]

Reload and continue. 👍 Arhh memory's....of yesterday. 😁

[@nathanmckinney8286]

When some1 asks to barrow a game i just say i downloaded it

[@zeroo8218]

One more game! *plays 235158315 more games*

[@LandanKaizo]

I actually beat the taurus demon the first go........ it fell off that crack on the side like 10 to 20 seconds after it showed up.

[@bobdylanlovr69]

Landiros those are the best kills

[@abomesai18]

Landiros I got up on an archway and lobbed bombs Edit: was thinking of another boss. The Taurus demon I did something similar, climbed the ladder, bombs, down the ladder, wait, rinse, repeat

[@knightakarack2785]

Landiros I beat the Taurus demon 2nd I jumped on his head 3 times

[@aussiekola2370]

the hardest thing that i was doing recently was completeing the first level in crash bandicoot the N Sane trilogy. I died at least 10 times

[@XxTheShootingStarxX]

AussieKola23 the first level? Good luck on the rest of the game ahah

[@natestadler2340]

"I played (insert game here) on the hardest difficulty" when in reality I played it on the easiest.

[@swedishelite8198]

Biggest lie by walkthroughers: "I play this blind/for the first time"

[@aggohyf]

I play games blind on my first play through. Unless I get the least bit stuck, however, I make sure too immediately stop the walk through to avoid spoilers.

[@epicanime009]

*When you lose* "Not fair im not use to the controls" *When you when* "Step up your game boi, Im the master at this"

[@manakmishra]

epicanime009 when you when?

[@eonoflegend2985]

epicanime009 I love whening

[@epicanime009]

Manak Mishra spellcheck, but if you think your going to get me to edit my comment in shame then your mistaken.NEVER! FACK spelling and fack you

[@TheStrangr]

All I do is WHEN WHEN WHEN, no matter what...

[@Laflamme78]

Step up your game boi, I'm the best at whening.

[@MrBodies07]

You neglected to mention the notorious sister lie of '10 more minutes' and 'one more game'. 'I'll just hand in this quest/ complete this mission/ get to the next save point/complete this chapter and turn it off" 😂😂

[@samanthaclyde8688]

MrBodies07 Used it last night!! 😛

[@B3RT1822]

MrBodies07 one more game is the first entry?

[@HCR_CA15]

MrBodies07 That's me everyday when you're schoolboy

[@Guar9991]

Whenever I tell myself that, I literally sidetrack and stop playing more than 5 hours later lol

[@tsukino7751]

MrBodies07 SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

[@thomasacratopulo8114]

"Time to play PES...ona 5" Rob 2017

[@crazykurt1234]

" I wasn't really trying when you beat me 300 times" lol

[@RSanfins]

crazykurt1234 I even try to tell that lie to myself even though I know perfectly that I just failed.

[@tylerb3109]

crazykurt1234 beat my friend in a game, he be like "I wasn't even trying" as he was staring super intently at the screen in seating position, while I'm layed back on the couch

[@ink4852]

My cousin says this EVERY. SINGLE. TIME! "I wasn't playin' for real." I said, "Do you EVER 'play for real'?" Forgot what his response was. He even uses it in non competetive and single player situations.

[@freekhoogveld9185]

Rob, where is blaming the lagg? I do that all tge time! I mean, it is the lagg, right?

[@benchristiansen416]

freek hoogveld Yeah, it's always the lag!

[@Crappy_Ponies]

No the Lag is Real

[@thepursuer2401]

freek hoogveld definitely the lag I mean deeefinitely isn't because I suck

[@chemislife]

freek hoogveld sadly there are games that make it hard to tell which is worse lag or a players skill. Just check out r/destiny or for honor for amazing horror stories.

[@chemislife]

Dead Pool wow destiny lag is so bad it made Deadpool salty. That's pretty epic.

[@i-tarafin-iwayneeaton7487]

"awh my controller ran out of battery half way through that fight!" *cough* oh sorry no I don't have time for that rematch now I've got to come offline. *changes status to hide myself online.

[@Stroop.Waffle]

I-Tarafin-I Wayne Eaton i use that one when my annoying friends are on xp

[@nolongeravailable1840]

“I haven’t played Tekken in ages” Me: (memorized every character move on xbox, ps4, and competed in a Tekken tournament on more than one occasion)...I HAVE NEVER PLAYED A VIDEOGAMES...WHATS THIS BUTTON DO?”

[@tatidotexe]

Heres another one: "My K/D is pretty decent"

[@cameronmorgan788]

Tatiana.Lawsøn i guess 0.00001 is better than 0.0000000001 so im doing pretty good

[@Armaan8014]

Been watching these guys from a long time, especially for the Friday features. Just got my first playstation ever (PS4) in March. Feel like a part of the family now! :)

[@PlayStationAccess]

WELCOME. Whaddya playin? -Rob

[@umont13]

Armaan I am curious as well

[@chasefischer7612]

I've been playing loads of Rocket League, DS3, and FFX remaster. What's everybody else playing? Also, would you like any recommendations Armaan?

[@Captain_Neckbeard]

Armaan Welcome dude. I love Playstation.

[@gtrrohit5078]

Hey! you should play the tell tale games- any one- they are all amazing! The walking dead would be a good one to start with seeing that it is probably the best.

[@QueenofClonmel]

"Hey man, you should come play this game with me." "Sorry, no hard drive space left."

[@randomstereotype900]

Alan Nephew That's not a lie...

[@zach_zach5898]

Oh god you should NEVER have a full hard drive, it slows your PC quite a bit if you don't clean it.

[@QueenofClonmel]

It's a lie I use all the time with my PS4. Clearly didn't mean a PC. This is the PLAYSTATION ACCESS channel…

[@yvonnedonohoe9557]

instead of that i dont reply when my friend used to ask me to play minecraft with him

[@minshull194]

The last valkyrie in the latest god of war took that meny tries I had to change the difficulty down to the medium setting and to be honest I still struggled then

[@gummycoregamer6399]

"I can't lend you my game. All my PS4 games are digital." And that's not even a lie.

[@welshjay74]

Gummycore Gamer in 10 years time you probably won't own PS4 games due to licensing and pulled from store.

[@davevd9944]

That's actually entirely plausible it's a service you bought not a product if something expires the owner of could make a hassle and pull it. Heard it happened recently on steam the music rights expired so it's gone forever.

[@danwells4088]

you left out an absolute classic... THE SODDING LAG

[@MatheusGHenz]

Dan Wells No that's 110% true, Lag has taken the lives of many soldiers

[@techjunkie133]

Dan Wells as someone who has friends with TERRIBLE internet and can barely even play online games yea lag can really kill people in online.

[@grimsleeper5945]

the problem is that people think whoever blames the lag is lying when in many cases(including my own, i have terrible internet ) they're telling the truth but people don't believe em

[@rileyracies8624]

you don't have to worry about people ruining your discs if they're all digital :)

[@Leon-vy1ke]

yoyourcrazy _ You have to worry about space on your console/PC though.

[@TheRealBrotherGrimmy]

THIS^^^ but to be fair... you have to worry about space either way. disk or digital

[@millietude]

You don’t have to worry about discs if you tell people you went digital 😉 works a charm!

[@sinistersk8r130]

I don't have to worry cause no one will come......

[@TucBroder]

@Nickolas Moonlight Seriously?

[@emmaniac6676]

Assassin's Creed - Achieve 7 enemy kill streak. It took so many tries cause everything just kept going wrong.

[@elitemedal082l9]

Biggest lie calling an really good gamer a hacker when they kill you

[@ChimeraSliver]

John Loftus I hate it when I'm playing multi player and over the mic I here a team member start shout at a "hacker" or claim they shot first and lag got them killed 98% of the time so even if it annoys them I'll either kick them or mute them

[@cameronmorgan788]

There was this time on gta v when i blew up a car with a player in and they walked out and killed me

[@peanutbuddabud7098]

I have won several things on my first try a lot of them were called tutorials

[@FantasyAngel-zj7bw]

Lol, I must agree.

[@iTviX123]

"Ok for real now I wont preorder games anymore it's stupid" *Borderlands 3 is now up for preorder!* "FUUUUUUUUU-"

[@AmazinglyAwkward]

This! Admittedly I've probably pre-ordered only 4-5 times but now Life is Strange prequel is up aaaaaaand... Yep pre-ordered :/

[@thecatman1754]

wait... can u really pre-order borderlands 3 now?

[@iTviX123]

No, I was just using it as an example, because that will most likely be my reaction when you can

[@a1goldenrunner]

iTviX123 everyone needs borderlands 3 in their life

[@BamesonBornerson]

is it... AGHHHH

[@DeadReaper98]

"One more Friday Feature" said me at 2 in the night

[@GabetheDogeXD]

The biggest lie: I'm lagging

[@Stalkingwolf]

"You died again! Why?" "well there was this biiiig lag ... "

[@fru1tslash674]

Doge I do have terrible Internet and when I say it no one believes me! If only they could play on my net and when they cough up my excuse I can smugly say "yeah whatever". Serves them right

[@jamessutton4687]

Stalkingwolf is your name Dylan?

[@Stalkingwolf]

No. why? :-)

[@heroinsucks645]

+James Sutton My name is Dylan

[@Recklezz]

3:00 thought he was going to say 'cracking open a cold one with the boys'

[@fpredatar4160]

Same

[@AmazinglyAwkward]

Yeah too 😂

[@alciel9356]

it took me two years to get past the Taurus demon. I stopped playing after failing about 50 times. I just recently beat ir

[@alciel9356]

it*

[@FantasyAngel-zj7bw]

Well, points for honesty. I mean,m other than not owning an actual playstation, I didn't buy it for a reason. I'm too afraid to touch the thing with my 'dirty casual' hands.

[@aquamarine5213]

Alciel I mean when I started dark souls I couldn't even kill the Taurus demon then again I was nine now ever since I hit around 11 I gave dark souls another go after that everything was so easy I beat it around 20 times dark souls 2 only like 5 and dark souls three welp at least 30 and I have the normal game platinum as its pretty simple.then again the only reason I don't have all trophies on ds1 is because I'm too lazy to make a simple weapon

[@napoleonsexbomb2254]

you have to fight like 10 taurus demons when you get to the demon ruins so you may as well stop playing dark souls

[@Leescreativeart]

This literally had me laughing out loud hard on my way to work. Well done lads. Well done.

[@mr.benidict3810]

Honestly.... I don't care about trophy's, when I get them, I'm like: okay cool

[@mr.benidict3810]

Evan Yoder right

[@zeroo8218]

Optimus prime Rib yeah, exactly like me. When i get a trophy I'm like _these still exist lol_

[@ronseybones]

Optimus prime Rib same

[@Randompersonality56]

Optimus prime Rib same the only time I get one is when I do something while trying to get the bows on call of duty der eisendrac

[@Daydne]

Optimus prime Rib I just get one and I'm like " oh cool, meh"

[@LEWIS1992]

Yeah, Father Gascoigne took me about 30+ attempts to defeat (despite being overlevelled) but the satisfaction when I finally beat him was by far my best Bloodborne experience. What a boss! What a game!

[@festethephule7553]

Lewis Wood I'm still trying to beat him. I nearly beat him first try. Then he turned into a bloodthirsty monster and killed me near instantly.

[@hamyman35]

try fighting him on the flat ground up the stairs to the right

[@hamyman35]

stops the gravestones from getting in the way

[@rabidrob4210]

Investigate a little, talk to someone and get a music box. I defeated him on my 3rd try because of this. Also you can shoot him just before he melees, and get a good hit on him.

[@hco4203]

it took me about 27 attempts to beat him, but i beat both of the next two bosses on my second attempt each

[@BeruNico]

My obsession with trophies is the reason I like sharing my Playstation account with my roommate. She's good at stuff like Assassin's Creed and Devil May Cry, so she can get the ridiculous trophies I'd never have a chance at. She's also a big fan of filling out the trophy list as she plays.

[@nathanaelraynard2641]

Anberu damn you

[@kelviningram1808]

lol

[@wordofwrestling6103]

I’ve played games for 20 years and didn’t know trophy hunting was a thing until about a year ago. I always notice when I get a trophy but didn’t know people went out of their way to get them. Of course, now that I know about platinuming a game, it’s a fun addition to the gaming experience.

[@FroGamerX]

The first boss of Bloodborne took me around 20 tries... I didn't beat him.. I sold the game. Went back to Dark Souls 3.

[@bradyward2177]

SoLoLess dodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodge

[@preoklenthe]

I make a point of only buying used soulsborne games. That way I have the added satisfaction of triumphing where someone else has given up. So there's a small chance where I have to thank you for enabling my playthrough of Bloodborne.

[@universe_cat3149]

preoklenthe sounds more like you wanted to skip the bosses that they beat

[@tommygreen7565]

I started Bloodbourne recently. 5 hours or so in and I still haven't even gotten to the first boss.

[@joshuabrandon5493]

I actually beat him first try by spam dodging and constantly healing

[@joelfigueredo1168]

"Ok no more pre ordering" Injustice 2 ultimate edition available for preorder now "Ohhhh" Marvel vs capcom infinite deluxe edition available for pre order now "Ohhhhhhhh" Borderlands 3 available for pre order "Ohhhhh" Red dead redemption 2 available for pre order now "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can't take it anymore I'll have them all!!"

[@aubreymartin2516]

Nothing the only games I pre order are forza games there always good

[@emiralbdyri9668]

Joel Figueredo how do you pre order wtf

[@shakegamer728]

Soda Ball pre ordering it like everybody can do

[@a_redfox]

Parents : Were you awake all night? Me : No, just woke up. *Fake yawns*

[@dx7500]

Lol U can generally do a real yawn after a all nighter 😂😂

[@baconshake2401]

(5 am) wife: have you been up all night? Me: nah.. I slept a bit

[@spoon_55]

U fake SPOODERNAN I AM THE REAL ONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@lukaofficiall]

@@spoon_55 hi nan... i mean spoodernan

[@mischarowe]

I've lied about why I stopped playing a specific game.

[@yepq5063]

the tekken 7 part was literally the funniest in the history of the entire channel!

[@TheMadSocrates]

Rob I understand your dislike of loaning out games. I loaned out Xenogears once. I got it back two years later with both discs completely WRECKED.

[@ink4852]

Yeah I want to hear about that too.

[@banishedpotato2268]

Such has happened to me too. I lost 2 PS2 games to irresponsible 12 year olds... guess I was also stupid to lend my games to them, but I understand that now. It will not happen again.

[@tylerfaber1239]

I lent out Assassin's Creed back when it first came out before I even played it myself and I never saw it again and have never played an Assassin's Creed game so I never lend games anymore

[@darkwyve]

@Tyler Faber: You didn't miss much with the first AC anyway. Now that they got the remastered AC 2 trilogy, that's the best to start with anyway if you wanna give it a try. (I tried and absolutely loathed the first AC, so much so that when my cousin got AC 2, I ignored his comments about it being great, despite usually trusting him, for almost a year before I finally tried it.)

[@ink4852]

What if I told you I loved AC1 and hated AC2?

[@Stanosuke]

Where's Delsin??? #BringBackDelsin

[@richiehopes9313]

Rob murdered him and hid the body and by not speaking of Delsin ever again he hopes to get away with it.

[@Warmaster427]

"i finished that games" (friend lookes at proggres) 1% complete