7 Rules Literally Every Gamer Has Broken At Some Point

[@onionflavoredoreo6462]

I always “pay attention” to the age rating I just don’t follow them

[@Ashley_2005.]

big brain

[@o.s.h.szenisix5188]

The kid named attention: hehhe boy

[@SF3L]

I don’t pay attention nor follow them

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

I don't either. I'm 30 but I still play games rated for kids and teens! I'm such a rebel.

[@Riteshkrpanda]

Me too

[@melsoro7311]

I am proud to say I have never ever read a single license agreement in my life

[@TheTrueRman]

i havent either . i chalked it up to 1- you can be banned or punished no matter what the reason 2- You cant sue them. Every loophole is mentined 3. Copyright laws, and anti-pirating laws

[@a1burrit042]

Has anyone?

[@trentlindsey7401]

I read the license agreement to DELTARUNE it's a special case though

[@Rakkarys]

I never have even when I didn’t know English

[@monsterofmatica]

Me neither

[@WagspereiraYT]

Don’t sit right next to the tv Everyone else: VR

[@hydroviperking]

Vr lenses are made to damage your eyes a bit less

[@notimportant8532]

@@hydroviperking they don't damage your eyes it causes eye strain which is nothing

[@saukkux2889]

@@hydroviperking but sleeping in vr kills your eyes when you woke up

[@aimwell8813]

VR is good. Half Life 3 out now on steamVR. That’s all I have to say.

[@johnmorringjr.755]

@@saukkux2889 who sleeps with a vr on

[@bucket1442]

When were you born? "Me playing it safe" 1257-1-1

[@leenguyen6056]

xzehnAlpa You are so funny lad

[@reapsuu]

11 year old vs. Google 1111 1. 1.

[@baranjan6969]

BC

[@DeityFoxx]

when i get those i always put my date of month and day and the year is 1998 always

[@hazhim_]

LoL

[@nathanshlap]

I know this is a PlayStation channel, but the Wii wriststrap.

[@PlayStationAccess]

I'm with you on that -Rob

[@StoicSelf]

Nathan Shlapobersky weirdly enough, I was very strict about this when I got my wii, because previous to getting one, I exposed myself to the various wii fails, one of which was a person’s wiimote slipping off his hand and hitting his tv screen while playing bowling... expensive oversight...

[@Plexipal]

You mean the PS Move wrist-strap😉

[@StoicSelf]

Nathan Shlapobersky or twilight princess

[@raymondv.m4230]

ian2802911 I was far more cautious with the psmove strap than the wii, probably because they were a bit more accurate than the wii, or at least they felt like it

[@Wter-oy1dh]

Number one rule Never dig straight down

[@Tengu125]

No-one tells me what to do! It's worked well so far, what's the worst that could happen? :D

[@lukaofficiall]

@Phantom Shadow no u

[@jenslarsson8916]

Number two rule ALWAYS break the number one rule ;)

[@valhallasbest8369]

Unless ur in terraria and you have the drill containment unit

[@spartan_x1177]

@@valhallasbest8369 Dont get me started with that thing😂

[@BYERE]

"Take a 15 minute break after every hour of play" I think Rob's laughter sums that up better than any argument ever could. Hell, I don't even do that nowadays! lol

[@RadiantDuck]

I think it should be a gif...

[@L0rd0fTime]

I laughed at the same time...Most of the time, I play my games at say 10 AM and what feels like an hour later, its time to go to sleep.

[@masterofthelyokianmonsters2886]

L0rd0fTime same.

[@BYERE]

I know what you mean. Get me a good game (the current offender being Divinity: Original Sin), and I'll be playing it at 7pm after I get home from work, I look at the clock and suddenly it's 1am...

[@Axll26]

I remember playing Earthbound when I was a kid and used to be annoyed at the time when your dad called you in game reminding you to take a break.

[@realdarkenedside]

I always set the brightness level to the "desired" Amount to obviously get a better experience

[@monochromatic_]

same

[@Tatimx_]

Me too

[@ahmedelbeltagy6485]

Facts

[@dragonk5543]

I make sure its well above

[@blenderowl6495]

User Agreement: ...Give up your first born to proceed. Jokes on you game developers. Im never getting a girlfriend. Thats how strong my self esteem is

[@luck0283]

XD

[@aellin-jz9el]

Blender Owl Studios maybe you’re really determined to be single?

[@blenderowl6495]

@@aellin-jz9el with my non existing confidence in approaching a girl then yes, yes i am. Maybe dating sims will fix my issue

[@dgwlol7291]

@@blenderowl6495 what type of games do you play

[@blenderowl6495]

@@dgwlol7291 it might be embarrassing to say but recently im into competitve strategy mobile games like clash of clans, clash royale and brawl stars. I used to play mobile legends but my phone had no more space so i quit playing that game I dont know why but i want to make it in the Clash royale esports scene. Seeing the last CRL Worlds Finals made me want to stand next to them on stage one day.

[@TheY2AProblem]

Rules are like eggs; they’re fun when thrown out the window.

[@wayloncash1851]

TheY2AProblem they’re also like glass bottles... fun to break

[@xKnallAnder]

TheY2AProblem You're right

[@eerov8256]

TheY2AProblem or like babies

[@belthuzard5696]

Fernandofires yt LOL

[@justinscriven7419]

Fernandofires yt this entire comment section just about made me spit out my soda lol

[@Jay_76]

I can honestly say, I've never played a game that was rated "M for Mature" by the ESRB before I was 18. Then again, I was born in 1976 and he ESRB wasn't founded until 1994 so...technicalities?

[@bagofboom252]

Same! Us Bicentennial Babies don't have to follow that rule. We're "Grandfathered" in I guess....

[@PonmonofNuggetor]

I’ve never played an ‘M for Mature’ game before I was 18 either... because I’m Australian

[@elizabethgouverneur2972]

BigJay7410 O have red dead Detroit become human, fallout 76 and I’m hoping to get vampyr

[@AnchDead]

PonmonofNuggetor pathetic

[@DatAliveBoi]

Party Cat Ok Zoomer

[@AuxenceF]

imagine if a game ask you a password hidden in the license agrement XD

[@jenslarsson8916]

Im going to do that game! jk

[@AuxenceF]

@@jenslarsson8916 F

[@mr.shockedcat6057]

Auxence Fromont Whoa calm down satan

[@engineerheavy1344]

Auxence Fromont hey don’t give em ideas

[@AuxenceF]

@@engineerheavy1344 did I said that the password would be generated from the serial number of the game to avoid leaks on internet ?

[@saixenophase]

Reading a dictionary is better than reading the user agreement thing.

[@fyrefly6479]

@Nooby Knight reading PC game shop user agreements say you dont actually own it, only the right to play it. It also says that, say the game to be taken off the store, it'll remove your right to play it with no refund.

[@jessegrandbois-mccrank7876]

Sai Xeno Phase that’s why you dont

[@InvoRL]

'' Please read the end of license agreement'' Nah I don't want to read the dictionary.

[@firewingphoenix8078]

The dictionary would be quicker

[@InvoRL]

@@firewingphoenix8078 Why do people like you have to make better jokes then the original lol

[@valhallasbest8369]

U mean the bible

[@LordJazz]

Huh...I thought that was the encyclopedia. My life's been a lie, oh well.

[@thegrimreaper9951]

LoL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@1rubberduck]

I miss those manuals in color and full of images, which were included in the game cases. I guess we must be grateful they still put the disc in a plastic case, without throwing it at us like a Frisbee.

[@SmashingSnow]

Rubber Duck I miss the manuals

[@Bloodhurl67]

SmashingSnow The last game to do it was Witcher 3. So we may see it again in Cyberpunk!

[@SmashingSnow]

Howya Doin I sure hope so

[@mackthisarrowhearth295]

Rubber Duck Download games... I'm gonna miss those frisbees...

[@sazuna4024]

Just when I was going to mention Steam or ps store, Ubisoft for those who need things like that... Not even the cases are left. Poor poor Shadow of the Colossus remaster but it just looks too beautiful and awesome to not buy it. No matter if it has a case or not. But I would love one to put it into my shelf!

[@vectortheone5216]

Me:*sitting correctly* Enemy team:*starts pushing back* Me:*comes closer to TV*

[@nghtwng1572]

Jarvis...Activate Sweat Mode Protocol Please⚔💯

[@Mortomi]

Okay, I actually adjust the brightness levels. Don’t judge me.

[@TheTrueRman]

i do as wel, but a bit beyond the recommended level. They say barely see it, i see it completely but still dark.

[@KrisGra]

Same but only if its too dark

[@epicpotato271]

*you feel many eyes turn towards you, as if they were judging you*

[@SUBSCRIBERSWITHOUTVIDEOS-vu4zs]

Same But not at night

[@Pixey003]

Same

[@listof3662]

the time accumulated while blinking counts as my 15 minute break for every hour

[@heritotdd7595]

Listof play Clever

[@Great.Milenko]

you blink? filthy casual ._.

[@whitewolfAOB]

you have time to blink? are you actually playing the game then

[@rreckingames4513]

You blink for 25% of your play time? That's insane. You are missing out on a quarter of your experience. Do you only play turn based jrpgs?

[@leberkassemmel]

+RreckinGames Depening on where you look, you might not be quite right. Some recommend a break after one hour of gaming. So 20%. Still a lot of blinking.

[@drgoatcheese4961]

Stop playing if you feel nauseous, dizzy or get a headache. I'll play through the pain and what else am I supposed to do when I'm sick?

[@Shadowrider1032]

Same

[@pie6029]

I play video games when i have headache and it disappears.

[@princecharming3294]

“Take a fifteen minute break after every hour of play” *starts laughing* I laughed at the exact same time as he did

[@spacegamer267]

Same

[@DeityFoxx]

same

[@merridewwhite1324]

Same here, I didn't even know that was ever a rule

[@Berthrond]

"IMMERSE ME!" *while placing head behind the colossus rear cheeks* oh Rob you little scamp.

[@citysmall3427]

I WANNA HAVE TO TURN MY HEAD TO SEE THE OTHER END OF DAT MONSTER SCREEN!!!

[@stevenlee7637]

Thank you PlayStation Access for making the work day a little more bearable.

[@Mariomario-gt4oy]

Steven Lee couldn't agree more

[@danielclark-hughes692]

Steven Lee Hi Steven, this is your Regional Manager. Meeting, first thing Monday. Enjoy your weekend. This is where I find out you're self employed or you *are* the Regional Manager 😄

[@angelbless45]

Exactly my thought after 11 hours at work...

[@worlds_greatest_detective6667]

angelbless45 11 hours of work??? Dude are u fcking kiddin me?

[@austinknight5881]

Nah, see, that don't even give us discs anymore. Downloads.

[@Anmatgreen]

I have a confession to make... I digged straight down in Minecraft.

[@pedasjma23]

Straight to the boiler room of hell

[@ThePokestopPapi]

Never go full dig

[@zerozer0384]

oooooooooooF OOf

[@jamesfitzgerald8267]

You monster

[@kait2972]

"digged" which century did you arrive from?

[@vodkalashnikov6438]

0:48 : Reading the user agreement 2:22 : Sitting the correct distance from the TV 3:56 : Take a 15-minute break every hour 4:49 : Always play in a well lit room 6:06 : Read the manual / play the training 7:43 : Pay attention to the age ratings 9:44 : Correctly adjust the brightness levels

[@SelfControlla]

Theoflip I’m always in a lit room fr . I didn’t get that one at all 😂😂

[@Jack-di1ho]

This is too underrated

[@warriorcatsofmysteryclan2240]

I actually do most of these. Reasons: My eyes are bad enough as is and Blue Light hurts them when it's the only light in the room (also why the Blue Light filter is always on on my phone) and I have back problems that I dont want to exacerbate, plus, I'm basically skin and bones, so I kinda have to stretch every now and again if I dont want to be in pain from locked up joints and pressure sores.

[@undercoversmonk5712]

Thanks, you legend!

[@DeityFoxx]

i follow 0/7 of this rules mostly "take a 15 minute break" which is a joke for me since i play 12 to 20 hours a day if im not force to go somewhere

[@unspeci8852]

I'm a rebel, too. I spoke loudly in a library, and I also brought a hat to grade school when it wasn't allowed. Now I'm in high school, and hats are allowed. I'm less rebellious now I guess.

[@stef9613]

The sprint hat?

[@PonmonofNuggetor]

It was the opposite for me. I had to have a hat

[@jordanwardle11]

I used to be a rebel in high school, until they started to let me do anything i wanted. Then i started to be a little good

[@kenny3179]

Damn must be nice to be able to wear your hat in highschool

[@Lightt17]

The last rule to break is going on rule 34 and searching your favourite game characters

[@OV3RDRIVEv2]

Oof

[@thiccfork8664]

....

[@delligoat]

Shattered that rule.

[@helloturtle7825]

But... I like rocket league

[@delligoat]

Halo Wolf hot

[@Lord_Deimos]

Back when we had manuals reading them was a ritual on its own.

[@Zayats_MW]

This

[@xyex]

Only time I read manuals was on the car ride home, or on the toilet. lol

[@stevenb3803]

Or reading them when you weren't allowed to play the game during a school week.

[@GlasgowMick89]

MGS 1 manual was my regular toilet reading material. The whole thing was always so interesting and everytime i read it, i felt like i learned something new.

[@PlatypusYSL]

The worst is when your parents would take you to get a new game but not tell you they had a laundry list of errands to run before you went back home. Manuals were the only way to pseudo enjoy the game haha.

[@GamePro_35]

You: every 1 hour stop for 15 minutes. Me playing games for 7 hours non stop: wait... you have to do that

[@xpinkstreakzxx9889]

Well I stack them 15 minutes and take the breaks when sleeping :)

[@lcs5637]

I accually laught out loud every time I see a comment with that 15 minutes brake

[@undercoversmonk5712]

I only take breaks if my eyes start to hurt. I sometimes play for 2-3 hours straight and my body is absolutely fine.

[@Tatimx_]

Yeah me too for a large part of the video i was like “ that’s a rule?”

[@mreshadow]

The developer you were searching for was EA. EA wants your soul.

[@nobodyimportant2470]

They don't want your soul. They just want all the money you will ever earn in your entire life.

[@bourdiergustave1506]

mreshadow I made the exact same joke pretty much XD, funny we thought about the same publisher, wonder why XD

[@spartanwar1185]

"What inspired you to build a second battlefront right next store to the original?" EA: "Money!"

[@amyhoard1222]

If EA didn't get it, Activation, Ubisoft, or Bethesda will gladly take it instead.

[@tristenfleck4155]

mreshadow and your money

[@CiarlaArt]

Breaks after every hour -- I'm so immersed into the games that 3 hours flies by before I even check the time again. Then I go straight back to playing.

[@alyssasowell774]

Ciarla Art me in borderlands 2 omg

[@thebestcupcake]

I stared playing a game next thing i knew 10 hours had past

[@marcusporter4374]

I once played a game for 8 hours with taking a break

[@jonfox944]

I raid on wow im lucky if dont loose 4 hours

[@cohenmcelwee5500]

one time i was playing left 4 dead 2 and i started at like 12;00 o'clock and before i even realised it the sun was coming up

[@KingGuy-YT]

Wait, so Im the only one who properly adjusts the brightness every time?? lol

[@ArcaneHazeOfficial]

King Kai Nope. I think a lot of people (including me) do it. No one wants their screen to have a distracting white or black tint when playing.

[@kierans5583]

I usually use max brightness

[@kenadams2142]

King Kai I always properly adjust the brightness, why wouldn’t you want to play the game as intended I think putting the brightness up in Resident Evil VII would ruin the experience

[@Jagdell]

a bit darker is the way! like stealth games, it just feels wierd if you can see the enemies like broad day light and they cant see you for shiet. IMMERSE MEEE!!

[@d_rock1535]

I do it too because it makes the game way more real and immersive for me

[@shrewdy]

"Take a 15 min break after playing for 1 hour" 4:00 Every gamer reaction be like! ;)

[@denisenaylor1229]

True

[@Lastjustice]

Guild wars two actually had an in game prompt telling you to take a break after playing for 1 hour. I was like who actually does this?

[@reggie9595]

But sometimes, we'd rather just quit from the chaos and try to go by the rules even for a short bit. I mean, we all did try to obey the traffic lights in GTA, right?

[@01234567891011121338]

RegnerXPros Yeah but that got boring really quickly and we were back to running people over.

[@db26204]

Yeah we sure TRIED

[@lupuslunarem3235]

ah but you see, in a surprise twist by following the rules you were actually breaking the rules! In following the traffic laws you actually disregarded the way the developers intended you to play!

[@mnemophage]

Yes. I'd usually get around six blocks before the intense boredom caught up with me and I immediately rammed into every available streetlight/passerby.

[@CarnivorousMower]

I can't say I ever noticed the lights in any of the GTA games, except when crashing into them.

[@danielclark-hughes692]

*IMMERSE MEEEE*

[@paullatham8486]

Daniel Clark-hughes I literally did a spit take when he said that..

[@WH250398]

*NOOOOOOO!!!!*

[@dym0niter414]

my walls don't reflect much light so I just have a lamp behind my monitor to light up my keyboard and wall. immersion + savety accomplished

[@praveensharma9893]

Uh That's what I told your mom

[@TheNamesDitto]

FULL IMMERSION

[@byobnaf]

This was a great one, felt like one of the first Friday features I ever saw. Rob's "mom" is one of my favorite running jokes, especially Dave's voice while doing it.

[@brunosaadcine]

Brian Cordie sometimes I just wish she had subtitles

[@trickshotcandy393]

Does Rob's mum know you call her Dave?

[@LSB001]

Sounds like realistic motherly screeching, to me. The actual words rarely matter.

[@RealYummyB]

6/7... I always adjust the brightness to what the game says. Makes it more fun imo

[@kurtsudheim825]

The Yumblat I doesn't know that was as much a safety thing as opposed to getting the best viewing pleasure from your tv

[@robsche1337]

I always just crank it up to the brightest setting

[@UrAverageJoe]

I don’t use the Wii remote safety strap when I play. Fite me.

[@jenslarsson8916]

Me neither, I pulled it apart from the remote and it havent stopped me from being really good at games yet

[@Spaarcs]

Jens Larsson r/woosh

[@clemenss.8641]

@@Spaarcs r/itswhoooosh4o

[@jerrow4185]

Your the reason why my girl left me.

[@maratby4364]

well I JUMP ON THE BALANCE BOARD! I am the superior being.

[@sondyg]

I never take breaks like I should, even when MGS4 urged me to rest. No, Dave, put the dry erase marker down. It doesn't count when it's a fan that mentions it.

[@night1952]

Or when Campbell decided to break the 4th wall in MGS2.

[@grimsleeper]

I remember the first time I played MG2. Was pulling an all-nighter, getting tired but not wanting to give in. I got to the part where the codec started going all weird and wonky and Campbell was half skull'd. I thought I was losing my mind thanks to sleep deprivation. Good times

[@amyhoard1222]

Only time I "take a break," is to use the bathroom or refill my drink.

[@sondyg]

Same, and I try to time those things to happen at the same time

[@edwinhai]

When Lulu says "Don't fall in love with the summoner" always broke that rule

[@Fuchsfeuer]

not me^^ i fall in love with lulu..

[@trashartotrash]

Ati1m isn't lulu 4

[@albinobob14]

What about when that old lady said to *"Stay away from the summoner!"* XD

[@sayntfuu]

"IMMERSE ME!" amen brother

[@poonguinz7143]

I used to like you robbert, but after seeing this... I'm afraid I have to ban you from my christian Minecraft server

[@mas7rreaper126]

Poonguinz 😂😂😂

[@mattilogi162]

Lol (Laugh out loud)

[@rev5396]

So funny

[@Plant104]

Matti Logi Why did you put laugh out loud? I think people know what it means

[@prestons6876]

Owey I was wondering the same thing lol. Because you can tell by the context of the sentence if it means something different. Like if we are talking about MOBAS then saying "lol" I'd assume your talking about league, aka toxins. But the point is, is you kind of tell what your trying to convey.

[@mprto68]

There is only one rule to follow in gaming: have fun

[@christophersalinas2722]

John Barna But Rules Are meant to be broken, so it’s a bad rule...

[@hamsandwich7986]

Rules are like laws, there just suggestions. Like that stop sign, don't need to follow that. Pfft

[@redacted5221]

corny af

[@redacted5221]

what are you? A 7 year old?

[@xceryxdemurstra6323]

@@hamsandwich7986 if it has a white border it's a stoptional sign 😉

[@FurballGamer]

Every 15 minutes? Are you sure it's not every 15 hours?

[@kitsuneprime246]

FurballGamer not even every 24 hours

[@kayodie758]

It’s only when you begin to rage that you need to take a break

[@marhawkman303]

I've actually played certain games for 3+ hours without a break... it makes my hands hurt sometimes. Then I HAVE to take break because I'm getting cramps in my fingers.

[@trumped8448]

Do you mean 150?

[@odd-eyesdani-kun9709]

Perfect Comment (My Smartphone has no thumb up on the Keyboard)

[@chloekyria]

Ironically, the one that I actually do follow is the lighting one 😂

[@elfrijolito4659]

It honestly makes the game better

[@kagemaser1406]

@@elfrijolito4659 no

[@warriorcatsofmysteryclan2240]

Hurts my eyes to play in the dark.

[@chloekyria]

Atmosphere is a huge part of games. Lighting affects that massively, so I like to trust the developers in what the lighting should be to get the best experience out of the game

[@soccer_star]

It’s actually bad for your eyes if there’s glare on the computer screen lol

[@Nathan-mt9im]

Man I miss game manuals, used to enjoy reading then, character bios, the synopsis for the story or that welcome player message some games used to have. My favourite was reading the desc of weapons and abilities you could get in some games and some would give you hints on where to find them or something, great times.

[@Walamonga1313]

ギュオーZoalord I loved reading in the story, characters and lore on the manuals. Sometimes when I got new games, I'd open the box and read the manual until I got home.

[@jpegwithallthecrust2649]

It's a shame they got replaced by crappy tutorials that you *have to* complete before you play the game. I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE DAMN GAME YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME HOW TO JUMP FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!

[@はなびがく花火学]

Games with physical copies, like Pokemon Sun, still have them. If you get the physical copy, that is.

[@jpegwithallthecrust2649]

@@はなびがく花火学 Most games with physical copies don't anyway, unfortunately.

[@はなびがく花火学]

Dr. Breen's Private Reserve Aw; that’s a shame.

[@sabrakt]

That video earned my "like" with Rob's laugh at entry number 3. Someone had to laugh at that irrealistic rule someday!

[@jinko17bro]

I remember a game had a user agreement that when you hit the bottom and held down the down button, it takes you back to the top and doesn't let you go forward unless you go back to the bottom.

[@d.7738]

5:51 thats so relatable...my dad got mad today because yesterday I was playing AC Odessey at 3am lol

[@atwistedcat6233]

3AM!? BUT THAT'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY!!

[@aaronbarlow4376]

Fantastic game

[@cdst1997]

3am is nothing I’ve played from about 9pm to 5-6am in the morning.

[@d.7738]

@@cdst1997 Damn

[@timothyjosephbonilla1108]

3 AM That Damn early in the morning

[@justinsmith5870]

I read manuals. "How did you do that?!" I read the manual.

[@dragonmaster6982]

Me too sometimes

[@jpegwithallthecrust2649]

I read some manuals out of boredom, and Smash Bros. manuals because I can't remember the damn buttons.

[@lilysmith7543]

I actually do put the brightness to what they say...

[@logitchy]

I turn down brightness for my eyes

[@supapatty9607]

Same...

[@korlreefe5734]

Hey... I do too

[@xypaisb8026]

honestly who doesn't?

[@mcuniboob]

Lily Smith same

[@mrpoool1015]

Absolute mad lad

[@jyt4866]

Mr Poool 🃏

[@baljeep_gay]

No, he's unit.

[@void_presence]

your reaction to the 'take a 15 minute break after every hour'...NAILED IT

[@ebd8733]

Great list, I actually love manuals. To me having the complete package of a game disc, box cover and game manual feels so much more complete, much more fun than a digital purchase.

[@SmashingSnow]

EBD 87 I agree with you there

[@roms3]

EBD 87 Agreed. I always prefer to buy a physical copy.

[@hallaloth3112]

Totally agree.

[@hamokamo]

I remember i’d always buy a copy of a game, then my parents would take me shopping and I sit there and read the manual, because I couldn’t wait to get home and play it :’)

[@ebd8733]

MetalGamer right?! Game manuals back then actually gave you a little bit of exposition on the plot!

[@TheGoldSwordSquad]

I remember going into Game and trying to buy the first Uncharted. Unfortunately the man behind the counter said I wasn’t old enough so I just asked for it for a birthday present instead

[@MatthewBaxter88]

Years later this current 12 year old did the same thing with the 4th one😂😂

[@jaxnotreal]

No Name Well that’s just sad

[@MinimiMax]

My cousin tried to buy a game that he was literally a week too young to play. They wouldn't even sell it to his mom because they knew she was trying to buy it for him.

[@Bracent]

Thats stupid, legally they can't police what a parent allows their kids to play. Your aunt should have demanded to talk to the manager.

[@plankton2878]

my mom got so pissed when i asked the guy at gamestop i was looking for resident evil 7, she didn’t want to make a scene so i got it anyways :)

[@omegagilgamesh]

"Ignored the age rating." Not me, actually. The first M rated game I ever got, as far as I know, was the first God of War. I was twenty when that came out.

[@darkwzrd4]

I played Mortal Kombat at age 5. Keep in mind this was before age ratings existed.

[@jman8135]

I’ve played a T rated game since I was 2 or 3

[@Chaos-Clips]

You guys are absolute mad lads

[@weirdo7319]

I played MW2 at age 9. So the are restriction was double my age.

[@Jayden3649]

darkwzrd4 I’m ten 90% of all my games are 18+

[@chobbs3384]

The first rule is don't talk about the rule book, Rule 2 is don't talk about Rule 1.

[@iusewaterincereal]

Rule 3 is don’t talk about rule 34.

[@LadyAda__]

“Ya DONT get concerned parents barging into screenings of the last Jedi” I have subscribed

[@arthbanka7960]

Not exactly a rule but Game: You need to be level 31 for the quest My lvl 23 character : You underestimate my power

[@miciso666]

you seem to forget that i know this game and i got the best skills and weaponry.... 20 mins into an area gets one shotted by boss.... well u know i got pretty far. and now i cant get out im fucked.

[@fantasyconnect]

Miciso That's me in every RPG ever lmao. I tend to just drop the game entirely when that happens, it's bad I know but man can I just not be bothered. Happened in Two Worlds, with the wolves that I didn't even know were in the game.

[@wickedcrayon6022]

Arth Banka that pretty much defines my entire experience in Witcher 3. Once I realized it actually was possible to kill monsters with skull markings I hunted them down relentlessly.

[@Rizack94]

I even did that in Pokemon back in the days xD "mhm, I only have 1 Pokemon alive, better go to the Pokemon center 1 km before... nah, just save every trainer until I get defeated and forced to load and get back" xD

[@vincentporter8243]

Don’t try it... YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

[@Raccoozs]

15 minute breaks are for the weak

[@AndrewGPeterson]

15 minute breaks are for the week?

[@AmeRain]

Andrew Peterson ?

[@kitsuneprime246]

What type of gamer takes 15 minutes break it only 5 seconds breaks the rest playing

[@ploperdung]

Get a life

[@melsoro7311]

I take a break between the time it takes to load the next game

[@PyroWolfofEarth]

Literally more than 2 years later but GOD is this a mood. Especially the 15 minute break every hour of gameplay. That cracks me up.

[@chrisfury6316]

I have one: "Press the Option-Butten to start the game" Who else press always X first? (and about 90% of the time the game starts anyway!)

[@dan13jb]

And if it doesn't start, then you know what you're getting yourself into. Deus Ex comes to mind...

[@Foxtrot4504]

start

[@biggregharper]

Oh Dave, have you ever worked out what percentage of your week you spend wearing that dress?

[@jimpickens1701]

thebiggeez I'm sure he would, but I imagine it's a pretty depressing percentage

[@mackthisarrowhearth295]

thebiggeez I do it also and change them later if I want too

[@CarnivorousMower]

I bet he wears it on the weekends even when Rob's not making Friday features.

[@sazuna4024]

I bet he has multiple copies of the same one. In case you are concerned about if it is a fresh one each week.

[@FineYungCannibal.]

Wait, What? That's Dave in a dress?

[@siroblivion9352]

Rob: You don’t see me using the training mode in overwatch! Me: There’s a training mode in overwatch?

[@miciso666]

yeah i was amazed as well.... seems this was done after the initial launch to help the real newbies out. people who pre ordered and early bought it might have played it at E3 and blizzcon so i see why they did it.

[@miguelcardona8430]

Miciso no it was in the beta too

[@isaacross9334]

"Take 15 minute break after every hour of play" 😂😂 games have jokes😂😂😂

[@kurtsudheim825]

james fox well, I play for 6hrs, then go to eat lunch or go to class, mathematically the ratio is still correct

[@ryderbeats67]

how is this guy not in jail yet for his haneus crimes

[@MelodiesFromTheStars]

Ryder Bossman he is a refuge

[@Naokarma]

I occasionally play a COUPLE of the tutorial levels, like when I played TF2 i played through a few but after I completed like the beginner levels for the mandatory i jumped in with scout and died immediately like a true gamer

[@andrewchilds8886]

im a bit ashamed to have died during a turtorial (it was elite dangerous) i mean seriously i could barely even get the ship to move WITH the tutorial much less dodge the astroid.

[@a1burrit042]

Im annoyed that it wasnt allowed to skip the tutorials in Pokémon

[@GER_Jan]

Team Fortress 2 or Titanfall 2

[@portablerefrigerator4902]

My brother. Let us go beat hoovys

[@portablerefrigerator4902]

@@GER_Jan team fortress 2.

[@andrewtomasino4657]

How about when a game suggests you be at a certain level for a mission and you’re way under leveled but you go in anyway. I’LL DO WHAT I WAMT THANK YOU VERY MUCH

[@MinimiMax]

For me that depends entirely on how good I am at the game. And in most cases that means I avoid anything that's even slightly above my level.

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

Walkthroughs With Steve Rather the opposite. Game tells me "You have to be at least level 15 before you enter", me: "What, I'm barely even level 27 - I'm NOT going in there yet!"

[@hannesc.9823]

Walkthroughs With Steve omg the witcher 3 just straight going to skellige and getting killed instantly

[@jameswhelchel102]

When I first start a game, I usually want to be 1 or 2 levels above the recommended level

[@bigboychris446]

Walkthroughs With Steve I don't mind it for some games because it gives me a challenge and a good reward rather than grind to breeze through it. Although I did accidentally do that with Xenoverse 2 lol. I was like level 6 before doing the 2nd battle because I did a bunch of training missions with Krillin

[@faysus]

This guy has got to be the greatest mad lad that's ever lived. What a maverick.

[@ErosMorelli]

My mum never let me have GTA San Andreas. Thank God for my uncle who let me play it everytime I went over. Hehehehe

[@cookieinhaler]

Eros Morellix you must've gone to your uncle's alot 😂😂😂

[@ErosMorelli]

A S Indeed I did haha

[@york7301]

My mom bought me San Andreas then watched me play it...

[@this_guy_hates_ranni]

I did the same but with cod waw

[@Hahahasuiiiii]

Eros Morellix wtf go study kid

[@spyroxx77xx71]

"Take a fifteen minute break every hour" I was dieing of laughter for about 27 minutes

[@warriorcatsofmysteryclan2240]

Then there's me, who kinda has to at least stretch every once in a while to avoid pressure sores and joint pain. I'm just like, "yeah, I do that."

[@Double-R-Nothing]

Game manuals used to be super fun to read. Now they're just legal gobbledygook with a controller map at the beginning.

[@saucedealer]

I think I'll play for 8 hours and then just take a break while sleeping all at once

[@redvalkyrie84]

God I miss all day gaming marathons. Being a parent really puts a crimp in that

[@xyex]

RedValkyrie 84 Same, though in my case it's having a job that's screwing things up. Just being an adult in general kind of sucks when it comes to gaming.

[@stinagrande6745]

Make your child play too, real lifehack

[@redvalkyrie84]

Oh if only I could but i think AC Origins might traumatise her!! Gaming is my escape, something that harks back to before I was someones mum and reminds me that I am more than just someones mum. Its even harder at times as I’m a stay at home parent and get next to no downtime to decompress.

[@theclumsybrit2817]

RedValkyrie 84 There's loads of games that you could play with your child. At the moment me and my younger sister are playing witcher 3, she absolutely loves open world games. Always start them young!

[@austinknight5881]

Nah, reading the manual as Mom finished shopping or on the done home or whatever was the best part!

[@rreckingames4513]

Nero Schwartzmann I agree wholeheartedly. Those were the days

[@SniperSly]

yeah i remember reading through quite a few manuals like that

[@legoimp3934]

How dare you spend 9 hours reading an entire manual?

[@Jayden3649]

I read through all smash brothers manuals ... Pls help me

[@mrgoldfish7452]

Nero Schwartzmann I love games that come with manuals.

[@ShadowWolf_Ronin]

Lol. "Immerse me!"

[@masonomasono]

Kris Smith I totally do that lolol

[@CyGea]

I always do the training missions in fighting games, then I hit the "I'm never going to be able to do this" combo, and never finish them.

[@chrismal26]

Every time I put my vr headset on I hear my passed on nan saying "don't sit to close to the television you will get square eyes" and here I am putting mini tvs next to my eyes 😉

[@miciso666]

i thought u where clever and put them in front of your eyes... ur gran is right ur eyes are messed up u put the headset on the side of ur head.

[@jj.jayjay.]

1. Don't camp 2. Don't ALWAYS use OP guns 3. Don't camp 4. Follow the rules 5. Don't camp 6. Don't jump on every kill 7. Don't camp

[@thomasouellet4655]

dont spawnpeek as jager with his op primary

[@amyhoard1222]

Only game I camped in, was World of Tanks, when I was in a sentry tank that's purpose is to say in 1 spot and scan for other tanks and tell your team where to go.

[@ethanh9098]

AMY HOARD only game I camp in is battlefield 1 because I’m a sniper and snipers don’t run around in the front line

[@tux9656]

Camping is a legit tactic, unless it's a team game and just being done for stat padding and not helping the team.

[@Naokarma]

Don't teabag dead bodies. Don't camp Don't exploit Don't camp Don't play out of order Don't camp

[@barbecue1015]

I’ll give you an eighth rule: No running in the halls

[@digbicknibba3430]

R6 i see you

[@dontquestionmecusurfamilyt1300]

I haven't watched this yet but, i guarantee i have broken all of these.

[@finnprosser3179]

Just fyi if you hold r2 on Dragon Ball Fighterz user license agreement thing it skips straight through

[@Chaos-Clips]

Finn Prosser wish I knew that before I did figure out that you could move the stick to side and it goes faster but that wasn't until I got to the second bit

[@binah7744]

I think I need “IMMERSE ME” on a T-shirt

[@gingersupersaiyan]

I feel like Rob was set loose with this one with the only instruction being “have fun”

[@32Purpul]

In the future they should make voice acted agreements at the beginning that you cannot skip and must hear the whole thing.

[@kamikazeant0261]

I would take a 15-minute break while the voice is telling me about how not to behave in the chat

[@aaronbarlow4376]

Lol that's horrific.

[@mikeconner3684]

I'd listen to the fallout one, if it was by Ron Perlman

[@tmauntler]

you're a special kind of monster aren't you?

[@crazy9932]

Uknow ppl will just leave room, take shower, piss wxt come back next.sad but real

[@jeremyjoslin3355]

There was a manual!!!!?

[@Thebossstage1]

What's a manual?

[@colinsmith1495]

Back in my day, we had manuals for every game. And there were codes in the manuals to let us play the games so we could prove we weren't pirates. And we loved the manuals, because they were actually cool. The manuals showed us pretty pictures of what the items and equipment we got in game actually looked like, because in the games they looked like pixelated blurs. The manuals told us the back-story, because they couldn't fit those on the games. The manuals told us what all the status effects were, and what special moves there were, and what spells we could get, and classes, and things like that. And the funny thing is, all of that is true. I miss my manuals. I still have some.

[@Thebossstage1]

Colin Smith These manuals sound strange Makes sense why they no longer longer exist since they didn't stop pirates in the first place

[@colinsmith1495]

Meh, before the days of the internet, they worked pretty well. No scanning a copy of the whole manual and just zipping it up with the disc image for all your friends on PirateBay. Plus, it gave you something to read while Mom or Dad drove you home from the mall.

[@Chaos-Clips]

I thought games still had manuals tbh I never look at them though so I wouldn't know

[@ppietrakowski]

That was one of the best Friday features, well done Rob!! Still remember MGS4 nagging me to take that 15 minutes brake every hour...yeah right... :)

[@basedloto1060]

unstrap the wiimote

[@CarrieUwU]

NO

[@rkmurphy5648]

Morgan Spooner i see you like living on the edge...

[@virtualworldaddict301]

I literally laughed out loud at the take 15 min breaks every hour.

[@andrewmarling1459]

Thank guys - all your videos are awesome! Only found you about 2 or 3 weeks ago, and have been going through the back catalogue on KZbin - so far on episode 37 of Access Granted (LOL) Wish your app was available here in Canada (Hamilton - WOO!), but guess I'll have to settle with browsing on my t.v. Keep up the awesome work - love everything you're doing (this even includes the videos for squad goals and 301 club - ha!)

[@DudeinGA]

Rob's Mom should do a Friday Feature somehow.

[@JachAnen]

Spin-off game list would fit. There's even one for the MGS board :)

[@sazuna4024]

The MGS board wasn't updated... did it burn to death?

[@loopyme]

I only play tutorials when I haven’t watched enough of it on KZbin

[@xceryxdemurstra6323]

32 hours straight playing Final Fantasy X when I first bought it with only 3 breaks, 2 for the bathroom, one for dinner lmao and no lights on in the room lol

[@WadelDee]

When I read the title I thought at first that this was going to be one of those exaggerated videos but it wasn't! This is actually true!

[@virtualnuke-bl5ym]

“Adjust brightness until the -middle- far left symbol is barely visible”

[@Tequilou_Sunset]

Honestly I love watching these because Rob's narration voice genuinely reminds me of David Mitchell, so it low-key feels like i'm watching some gaming version of peep show.

[@delugesofgrandeur]

Thank you! I said the same thing awhile back. Such a perfect voice.

[@keul2704]

These are less “rules” and more “gentle guidelines”

[@joevictor53]

Bloody pirates!

[@ShadyKray]

HA! Love it! If there was a rule of "Don't swear at the top of your voice after dieing on Crash Bandicoot for the millionth time when your dad's in the next room watching TV because you'll get your PS1 taken off you for a week" I'd probably still have broken it 😁

[@pretty5793]

Finally it is here! Waiting for Friday features! God, Rob you got us addicted to this....😊

[@thomaswijnands7213]

You Rob... You are an ABSOLUTE MAD LAD

[@noahwattel4226]

6:53 that's actually just a thing that depends on the person, some people read manuals and instructions and get it right the first time and some people prefer learning it the hard way. It has nothing to do with games this applies to IKEA furniture and other things as well.