7 Steps to Becoming a Morning Person! ft. Steve Greene & DavidSoComedy

[@The111Abraham]

How to become a morning person: Do not stay up until 4AM watching JK news when you have class/work at 8AM.

[@donnovanbrown298]

This spoke to me on another level.

[@IKIGAIofficial]

damn. you caught me.

[@Usagi.moon.power.]

Abraham Sepulveda omg that's me everyday lol

[@animemangageeki]

Try staying up til 4 am and having to wake up at 6 am just to get on the bus.

[@user-ut5gr7xm5j]

I will never stop loving sleep even though i sleep late

[@iamjayubeezy]

Same.

[@sarahw2590]

haha I get your name

[@jonsnow8756]

Tiger Octopus Kwando don’t you go to sleep at 10

[@irule1021]

What joe saying is called R.E.M. sleep, you have to wake up at a certain R.E.M. you're in to feel good, whether you've had 4 or 8 hrs of sleep lol

[@kareenakhadar]

Yo Geo lookin THICC Bart lost weight damn GOOD FOR HIM And Julia NICE tattoos

[@stevenbinglan336]

Popsicle11 Julia wasn't in this episode tho...

[@kareenakhadar]

Steven Binglan 傻逼你妈的笨蛋 but, but... bu-bu-

[@brentgarcia7759]

Julia always being made fun of because of her innocence, but now she’s ‘edgy’

[@kareenakhadar]

Brent Garcia I LOVE JULIAA

[@BornToBeSomebody13]

Popsicle11 He's referring to the seating arrangement. Along with the crew that usually sit there.

[@everydayissummer5965]

Steve Greene has become my favorite guest jknews member I wish he would be in more videos that guy is crazy

[@kheshirekat9623]

What made me get up in the morning back in the days was that I'd put my phone on the other side of the room with volumes high AF, and Have my alarm clock as the most inapporpiate "Skip the lovin' and get to fuxkin' " ratchet "You better have that child support money" types of song. (Mind y'all I was in middle/high school and lived with my parents). Every time my phone went off, Id run like hell to turn that shit off before my parents could hear. It'll give me a heart attack every morning but at least I got out of my bed.

[@lightcuriel8789]

This is why I love the weekends 😍😍😍 New jknews all day 😍😍

[@samuelcharles7642]

light curiel relax

[@lightcuriel8789]

samuel charles it’s because I have no life haha

[@samuelcharles7642]

light curiel Same here

[@bigmahc4835]

Me: I better go to sleep, i have work tomorrow Also me: Lets watch a marathon of old JKnews episodes.

[@rubyc3757]

I haven't seen sunlight in 5 days I need this video...

[@JazzyJames019]

It's funny to me that Joe mentioned he's playing the game Yakuza. It's because of that game I accidentally found JK News a few months ago and subscribed.

[@rhysdolacki]

I LOVE THESE LIST VIDEOS!

[@rendezvousonmemorylane]

Haha! It's past 1 AM right now and I've never felt more awake!

[@jonnynf7491]

1. Have a Mexican parents 😂

[@killabyt3]

Wow all these videos uploaded thanks guys

[@ifeelikerain]

The whole basis if meditation is not to have no thought. Having excessive thoughts is only a display of the vast emptiness that is your mind. You must acknowledge and watch your thoughts pass by without chasing then and be in awe of the things your mind can produce.

[@AnoNym-zp2mp]

I recently listened to Sam Harris saying something very simple and reasonable. We tend to just assume to be good at things like focusing, relaxing, thinking, anything that requires mental work, or no work. But if we want to become better runners, get stronger etc. we understand that we need to practice. Our brain is adaptive, just like we adapt to physical exercise we can adapt to mental exercise. Hence why practising mental awareness with such as meditation can help a lot.

[@karencheng45]

Steve is golden lol

[@Darkbulb1]

Steve greene is hilarious! please have him on more!

[@Mar-fs4ph]

Wright in a journal all the random thoughts in order to quiet your mind at night and morning

[@JessicaRam22]

everyyyyyyy JKN with Steve on it is literal fire I love it

[@kingmobile7180]

Appropriate timing on the upload

[@elly-ansol2729]

Hi Jk news, i am a new fan here from the Philippines. I saw that you made a video abt the haunting of a child with a crooked head. I found an article for the continuation from FB. i submitted the article thru ur link. Looking forward to see you make a video abt it.

[@miahh9248]

How ironic I got this notification at 4am whilst binge watching teen wolf(its very important I’m illegally watching the very last episode ever on some dodgy website) ...but I guess technically I am a morning person

[@user-ut5gr7xm5j]

Mia Hh ahh truee

[@lamentspace]

12 am for me in NYC

[@lisapineapple]

Where are you from? It's midnight in Dallas.

[@miahh9248]

Tentanyte watch series xx

[@miahh9248]

Lisa Pineapple I’m from England xx

[@Buggysmama82]

If I stopped watching JKNews and JKParty all damn night, I'd probably sleep more. Lol.. But I can't help it.

[@lamentspace]

have a baby

[@oldfashiondragon]

Lucky G. I have two and they don't wake me up....My husband on the other hand 🤔🤔🤔

[@Charlieswag9000]

ok i guess having a baby will help me wakeup early for 10th grade, thanks for the advice

[@MarpenGaming]

That would make you less of a morning person, because you have to wake up at all times of the night.

[@laylahsn6415]

lmao impossible but I'll watch it stillzzz

[@Chowdersome]

The ending of Lost wasn't that it was all a dream, nor did they all die in the initial plane crash fyi.

[@hideonkush8441]

List of laughs that give me life: -Casey -bart -Steve

[@MaggieTFOG]

Yay Steve 💟💟

[@allmighty6645]

Ever since I started watching JKNews before bed I wake up in an amazing mood

[@darkryooo]

Steps to becoming a morning person: don't. Stay in bed. Saved ya 6 steps.

[@ALLforLOVE13]

I like to leave my blinds pushed slightly open so the sunlight is already in my room when I wake up.

[@jessqhs]

Well I’m watching this at 5am have I slept? No. So I guess you can see I’m a morning person :)

[@lisapineapple]

Jess Hanne Damn. It's midnight in Texas. Where are you from?

[@jessqhs]

England

[@gta6malaysia]

steve greene become jknews family now? he is here alot.. that great!

[@kasseyk3592]

Steve Greene is my favorite guest

[@kusaiashionamete220]

*Feminist Steve* at the end. I knew you were secretly one of them all along lol

[@TheJProducti0ns]

Still can't believe Joe wants to give little kids to stars lol

[@stickyblicky11]

Well don't because it was a joke.

[@machonacho6]

Astro Jay but its michael tho. You’re telling me if michael showed up at your door and said “HEEHEEE *crotch grab* i wanna twiddle your children” you wouldnt hand them over in an instant? Ignorant...

[@seatoytle8911]

I'll steal Isaac and give it to Michael

[@familye3734]

some ppl dont care about mj

[@EliasTaborda]

David needs to download headspace for meditating.

[@samkenkaj]

why are they still not using the new set ?

[@xtrillprime7757]

My sleep schedule​ is fucked up

[@pinheadlarry9980]

That bonjour had me cracking up 😂😂

[@siamean1]

Pinhead Larry yup!

[@yijurro8653]

Soon on JK news : ft. DumbFoundDead & Ryan Higa

[@sayjaibao01188]

They better get Dumbfoundead, he only lives like 10 mins away from JK Office

[@RandomBlair]

ohh i just thought about that today, i really want dumb on jknews

[@Chocoman103]

Joe watching Yakuza playthroughs. Hell yea!!

[@gordonsung5941]

Steve and,Michael should be in it together

[@TBwolve555]

I love steeve on this channel so much lol. for real make him a honorary jk member like david/gina

[@lair21]

This has to be the most relatable video ever. Lol

[@crywolf69]

LOL fucking Green, laugh everytime hes in a video.

[@ULAHHTV]

I fucken agree with David and Casey! I can't get out of bed. Once I'm out I'm fine not getting out and do this to be awake!

[@elizabetharellano9369]

Watching this at 1am because I really want to be a morning person!😂

[@siri_mochigang]

I legit fan girling when Joe knows the Yakuza series!

[@kanyewest315]

Steve is the best guest, I think this opinion is unanimous

[@huinsaegkoyangi]

Bless Joe for playing the Yakuza series 😭👌Good to know that he knows Kiryu and Majima omggg

[@azclown]

I had the same experiecie as you Joe

[@kiddiex3]

Didn’t we do a similar article before??

[@harrymaninc]

more steve greene lol hes funny af

[@_nonaa]

When its 6am and you’re hoping you’ll finally sleep after this video

[@SuperJojo46]

ayeeeee, Yakuza is the shit!!

[@TK8011]

I agree with David this article stupid. If I’m going around and doing something then I’m awake already!

[@foreignfriend9806]

Yup watched this at 5 in the morning

[@ivym727]

They have lights you can buy that work on timers and you set them for around the one you wake up and when they slowly turn on and the light produces like vitamin D sunlight so it helps you wake up and get vitamins

[@Ge.no.va13]

Ivy Moore Mood lights?

[@unclewilliamderek]

steve's shirt is epic LOL

[@Motive8081]

Keep Steve

[@avluong]

yakuza is such a good series tho, joe has great taste

[@graceryan4886]

I am currently watching lost for the first time 😔

[@jellybeanguineapig]

I'm a morning person I'm just not a waking up person

[@isjfaaq]

The Yakuza games are amazing.

[@AGW2002]

If David uploaded his late night amazon shopping, I would for sure watch that because I am a sad piece of shit.

[@MichaelVettas]

ahh damn Steve soooo good

[@Suskihanna]

No steps can stop me from being a nocturnal owl, all thanks to jk for uploading after midnight in my time zone 😂

[@Vincisomething]

It's currently 5 am and I just got up

[@squakingnugget7413]

lol the realer opinions statement is still up? is it coz this is an old vid?

[@kareenakhadar]

Yea

[@jpabz]

Yes they still have stockpile of older JKNews videos. Seems like they spread out all their Steve videos lol, Tiffany has the Selena shirt in videos from a month ago

[@trikziee]

Wow I’m watching this at 11 pm 🤔😬

[@miahh9248]

Jinyoung IsBueaty 4am 😂😂

[@dennisstafiej5704]

Mia Hh it's called timezones you dumbfuck

[@fabianestrada2736]

The SunBreaker Maybe he's saying he is watching at 4 compared to 11 you inbred piece of shit.

[@4NG1Eh3Art5]

JINYOUNG OPPA

[@ULAHHTV]

Tiff's shirt doe!!!!!

[@iamjayubeezy]

I'm surprised Dumbfoundead's never been a guest on JK News.

[@suptho808]

Jay U. Beezy Yeah right

[@bluhoneydew]

Or Ryan Higa :/

[@princetonvalera4670]

you sound dumbfounded?

[@hannahelena8240]

That would be so cool, he was in some old just kidding flims skits though.

[@jamiekoh6113]

To answer Joe's verbiage in the first part of the video. That's what happens when you wake up during your non REM period of sleep. I forget about the exact times you go into REM but off a guess I'd say its 4 hours in you're in REM plus 45 min intervals where you're getting out of REM until you fully wake up.

[@aprilcamson8536]

Hey hey hey

[@drakejosh1709]

Dang I'm with David, everytime I go to sleep my mind keeps fcking talking...tried knocking myself out still didn't work...

[@xChrisS41x]

Never set your alarm to a song you like, let alone your favourite song

[@xtaylorxboyx]

David, you need to play some music and shut your eyes. You might fall asleep on the 5th song

[@heelrunner]

Here I am watching this at 4am. Lol

[@Rachellouise1180]

Hi!!!

[@littletino]

I like how I always slept on the left side of the bed most of my life haha

[@oldfashiondragon]

I've only recently become a morning person. And I've notice shits super quite in the morning.

[@yanjijay6752]

Watching this at 11: 33 pm almost morning sleepless life

[@amateurdesperado8450]

👌🏼

[@awooga142]

Ant funny af

[@Redwoodroc]

8. Sign a first grade field trip form This list is so random lol

[@sxhxlzxb]

❤️

[@mariexcara]

WOOOAAAH I've never been this early

[@TheMissShells]

They're not morning people, they have PTSD.

[@guyfarting430]

Every time I wake up I start screaming. It wakes me up.

[@kareenakhadar]

SO FUCKING EARLLLLLY

[@nikitnguyen]

Casey’s right David, I want to see your vlog on Amazon pot favor

[@soopgodreal1550]

Niki Nguyen pot favor

[@Saphirakii]

all i learned from this video is that im the chinese girl version of david, just a lot more poor

[@jennagan15]

Video idea: screen capture(?) a typical night of “research” for each jk member 😂

[@Rebby0519]

I just pick a category (like boy/girl names, Halloween costumes, or animals) and list off 2 words that start with a certain letter until I get through the whole Alphabet.

[@solidsnakeX4]

Yakuza = Awesome game :) Good sh*t Joe!

[@misteryace21]

Opening up my curtains before I go sleep and the morning sunlight slowly wakes me up. Feels good :) but I'm still not a morning person, fuck that

[@johnhong6109]

I'm with you David hahaha asian insomniacs!! I sleep with stand up comedy playing :'(

[@MetalGearMk3]

I'm not a morning person at all..so I can relate.