7 Things That Work In Games But Not In Real Life

[@dyltube6395]

The climbing thing is one of the best access moments ever

[@truej23og]

I love the call back reference

[@withoutthejuice7193]

And Rob was 100% in the right. Whoever answered those questions were trippin.

[@mikaze97]

So true !! 😂😂😂

[@JackalsIII]

Which video started it?

[@mikaze97]

@@JackalsIII one of the quizz

[@jonotech]

I'd like to know how far from the office Rob and Rosie were willing to go to find that "long grass" before deciding "ok this will do". Great vid as always guys 😊

[@sublucky74]

That’s only two or three streets away from them.

[@davidlilley2736]

@@GoodBoyGoneDad true you don't have to go far from most places to find long grass😅 I'm surprised he didn't mention metal gear and camo but then poor Dave would have had to Mark another one on the list

[@deathbykonami5487]

Well they work in London, and it's the end of winter/beginning of spring (I forget what timezone England is in).

[@GameRaveTV]

My god, my sides hurt. Between Rosie's dedication to the joke (that pretzel twist pose!) and Rob's climbing comment, you are all still at the top of your games. Amazing episode.

[@scottlil01]

The skits in this video were absolutely top notch. One thing that comes to my mind in relation to this video is being able to reload after messing something up. Forgot to pick something up? You can reload very conveniently and get it quickly.

[@erynflynn8467]

Made the wrong dialogue choice in games? Quick load. Made wrong dialogue choice in real life? Suffer.

[@julesverneinoz]

Smashed your piggy bank? Don't worry, all the coins will all find your way to you (eg. Ratchet & Clank smashing boxes for bolts effect)

[@gavinweltmer4091]

27 seconds in and Rob remembers his hatred for the community about not being able to climb things in real life. 😂🤣😂 has to go down as a Top 5 PlayStation Access team moment in history.

[@Yuffie90]

Ha ha so true!!🤣

[@gavinweltmer4091]

@@Hero_Of_Old PlayStation Quiz. The title of the video is Guess the top answers in our PlayStation Quiz. It’s comedic gold from the 20th minute on. Lol

[@hannayman4448]

@@gavinweltmer4091 oh, COME ON! COME ON!😂

[@gavinweltmer4091]

@@hannayman4448 “YOU CANT CLIMB-CANT CLIMB THINGS! IN REAL LIFE!?”

[@hannayman4448]

@@gavinweltmer4091 shooting things?? You can go clay pigeon shooting in real life!!

[@timothyoswald8618]

Rosie's presentation is so confident these days, love to see it!

[@princessthyemis]

Rosie's thing about wanting to double-jump as a kid is so cute! This was a hilarious video! I love the one about hiding in tall grass, too!

[@DavidRBrown7]

Hiding in long grass does work in real life...I remember half an hour of trying to find my daughter who was successful hiding in long grass near Glastonbury. She was quite small at the time but even to this day I have no idea how she did it.

[@LadyTarasque]

I was gonna say.. it should work for the most part. Animals are trickier though o-o Better choice would have been hiding in plain sight like in Skyrim lol.

[@marhawkman303]

@@LadyTarasque see, what makes it weird, is that it only works from a distance, if someone gets close they'll see you

[@marhawkman303]

@THE WiZERD that's more than just standing behind foliage though.

[@Donika691]

I suppose it depends on the length and thickness of the grass and how big or small the person hiding is, also how quiet and still they can be. Video games make it so you can hide even if you're very clearly visible though lol.

[@erynflynn8467]

I think the thing that sets Access apart from other gaming channels like WC Gaming and the like is the skits and bits. It feels less like rushing through a script to get the video out and more like passion and care was put in. My other favourite channels are the OutsideXbox and Outside Xtra

[@haganeelric98]

Same here. I am also subscribed to OutsideXbox and OutsideXtra. The difference between them and Playstation Access is that in Outside Xbox you see videogames from all platforms, even exclusives. Here in Playstation Access that never happens. If they mention a game that's on Xbox is because it is on Playstation too. They never mention Mario, Kirby, or Halo. If it is not on Playstation, it doesn't exist. Also, it's a bit tiring to see a From Software and/or Skyrim game in every single top they make. But even with all this, I keep watching Playstation Access. Why? Because they are very entertaining. In fact, what I expect more from Christmas time is not Christmas eve or any present I might get. What I expect the most is Christmas Maze.

[@Baeraad]

Honestly, I'm just glad that a smartphone with Google Maps lets you get the equivalent of one of those helpful this-way-to-the-next-objective arrows in real life.

[@senhowler]

Looks at bed. "Sleep for Eight hours" "You wake refreshed" If only.

[@davidbrussard-composer7372]

I've really missed those short skits in Friday Features. Really nice to see them again here!

[@MelodicQuest]

Being awake and active for days without sleep. Modern games have added "heavy breathing" to signify exertion, but characters always just keep going without any problems.

[@theprofessionalfence-sitter]

Falling asleep immediately and for exactly as long as you want whenever you want. Also, standing still for ours to skip time until the next interesting thing starts and having it feel like only a couple of seconds.

[@Cardbizzie]

The superb memory of characters. Just open a book and all the interesting information is memorized.

[@knight-mares]

Such a goofy video. Loved it! This has to be one of my favorite Friday features in recent memory.

[@shadowlinkbds]

Fast traveling is always really fun to do in gaming since it gives you shortcuts to areas in seconds with the power of teleporting Man do I wish fast traveling with that logic exists in real life.

[@fall-neckthetallneck2977]

No longer would we need to book flights to go on vacations. We could just teleport there instead.

[@WillBrooksPSX]

Loved this Friday feature. The cutaways to the Access team were all brilliant. This has been one of my favourites since Rob’s classics.

[@edwardpinto1544]

BLADDER! OF! STEEL! LOL. Great Friday Feature. Every entry was brilliant hehe

[@drasticbread249]

Seeing Rosie attempt to double jump in real life made my day 😂

[@ThePokestopPapi]

As if we haven't all attempted it ourselves when we were younger lol

[@deathbykonami5487]

I don't tried double jumping once, damn near broke my ankles in process.

[@mr.nobody5140]

Lol! the nod to Rob's famous " Can't climb things?!" outbursts. Oh, how very much I love you all at Playstation Access.

[@austinhealey2148]

Oh man, Rosie's double jump bit and Rob's hiding in tall grass bit were hilarious!! Great video guys!

[@Raekin17]

Loved Rob's off screen shouting off screen about climbing

[@nekogod]

Lockpicking isn't really all that hard tbh, granted there are locks designed to be pick resistant with security pins etc, but there are also some (looking at you masterlock) that are a joke and can literally be picked by jiggling a paperclip in the lock.

[@TheUnknownChannelRDMcontent]

Wait masterlock makes locks? I thought they made please rob me signs.

[@KyeBakerMusic]

The writing for these videos are so good , literally all the content you guys produce is amazing!

[@stevejones3300]

What a fantastic vid. Loved the departure from just the talking heads! Favourite bit has to be Rosie bouncing off the table. Would be great to see some more of this in the future. I’m constantly surprised and delighted by the creativity from the Access Team. Makes me happy!

[@calabash7672]

9:03 bro how the hell did rosie do that

[@kaiseryuuki4098]

Having a social life in general is certainly easier in games.

[@DM-bp2bc]

The 9:03 contortion is absolutely impressive and hilarious

[@bryancadents3559]

Invincibility frames. I spent the better part of yesterday evening trying to figure out how to dodge roll through Margit the Fell Omen’s giant magical hammer. In real life, this would be THE key skill in any martial arts regimen. “Just dodge roll at the right time and that roundhouse kick will just go straight through your face, you won’t feel it at all.”

[@ABadassDragon]

Tip for soulslikes, roll into attacks

[@bryancadents3559]

@@ABadassDragon except for Sekiro, just stand right up in their grill and deflect everything like a man possessed

[@ABadassDragon]

@@bryancadents3559 yea, dodging isnt really that usefull in Sekiro since you should deflect as much as you can

[@shugaroony]

You could pee in Duke Nukem : "Ahhhhh, much better!!" Great callback on the not climbing joke, and masterful editing cutting out the last syllable of Rob's exclamation!

[@reedmorebooks]

"Bouncy ball fun times!" Aaaand I'm dead....thanks Rosie

[@bvoyelr]

6:50 I'd say that most locks in circulation today are actually *easier* to pick in real life than in video games. With shims, wave rakes, and a few skeleton keys, you can get through FAR more locks than you'd expect - especially those that grant access to nominally public facilities, such as office buildings or fenced off land.

[@carabell188]

If you're going to comment on the climbing then I will say you really can hide in long grass, if it's actually grass and not a tiny coppiced tree 😅. From experience doing butterfly surveys. Will make a lot of rustling though so still wouldn't be good for stealth.

[@carabell188]

would also get ticks

[@phthalojohan]

I'm travelling now, and man I wish real life has that recent well designed video game thing were you DON'T need to constantly consult a mini map to see where you are. Instead, subtle video game cues (e.g. lights) or guiding winds leads you right where you are. There's no getting lost in the middle of Bradford with a system like that

[@jaydenreyes7089]

I love the “climbing in real life” thing coming back

[@sper2557]

Hanging on a ledge forever without losing grip. Or being able to parkour over ANYTHING!

[@ManoelAReis-wg8fq]

Loved this video! It's just hillarius! Thank you for always bringing us good content! Love you all 🇧🇷

[@spresco9]

I was literally playing that same widemaw quest in HFW today and feeling exactly this ridiculous. Of course, the nerfed agility of Aloy brought me right back down to earth pretty quick.

[@oldbittercraig3513]

Rosie and her "bouncy ball fun time"... when seeing her crouch all i could think was Ron Burgundy... "CANNONBALL!"

[@Jonathon_Hennessey]

In video games characters can carry a large amount of stuff on their person even though in most cases they the wearing only a t-shirt and jeans imagine how useful that would be in real life.

[@marhawkman303]

In games like Minecraft you can literally carry enough dirt... in your pockets... to build a MOUNTAIN.

[@Captain_Ironbeard]

I felt that with Kingdom Come: Deliverance. The lockpicking was outrageously hard to the point I never took anything that didn't rightfully belong to me (apart from the things I returned in a slightly altered way).

[@stanettiels7367]

It’s ok when you level it up and get used to it. Your best bet is to just pick a village at night, wait for everyone to go to sleep and just pick every lock you can. Or the little farm you live in at the beginning with that baker and his granddaughter, the tutorial box he shows you can be repeatedly picked if you have enough picks. Just practice. What a great game though.

[@persephoneunderground845]

I play on PC and didn't find it too difficult, but I heard on controllers the precision you need is a lot harder to get than with mouse and keyboard.

[@Dark_Mishra]

-I’m surprised “driving and never needing gas” wasn’t mentioned. -Making a map as you explore anywhere. -Haggling shop prices -Always fitting into any outfit you find

[@gabzsy4924]

Rob is so wrong about lock picking. If he knew how easy it is in real life he'd be surprised.

[@Zebula77]

Adding to the "tall grass" bit - hiding behind cover with your rifle/sword sticking up and being clearly visible, but nobody can see you still.

[@Eckister]

5:10 I loved the toilet in an Animals den (where you fight Rhino) in Cyberpunk 2077, where you walk to a toilet and find the word "BROKEN" written on the wall behind one of them in brown...

[@ndld4955]

Anyone else think the bit with Rosie is trying to double jump is kinda.. cute.. Aww. lol🥰😋

[@aisforannihilation1662]

Robert Pearson, your narrative skills are truly appreciated. I tip my hat to thee!

[@djdeej02]

Please keep up with Friday checklist and do it regularly. its my favorite and the only reason I keep checking your channel.

[@Seikyuu]

Leveling up. Whether you get to choose your stats or roll for them, being able to objectively improve yourself is something I've always wanted.

[@Benevolent182]

Well I actually went paintballing once at a mountaintop and long grass worked well😅 I know because we use it for an ambush, it was pretty tall grass though😬

[@weirdoku]

I'd like to see 7 scenes Rob re-enacts in real life.

[@Erhannis]

6:55 ...Hang on, that actually looks like an ACCURATE depiction of lockpicking

[@immaru]

Absolutely 1000% here for Ash's shirt.

[@SentiNel090]

At the end (9:37) I was halfway expecting Dave to go:"Why is there egg on this plant?"

[@PennTheGamer2.0]

This looks awesome already. Thank you for the video.🙂

[@sashasoltys5805]

You could fall asleep to Dave's voice. Its like Lurpak on some white Hovis bread...

[@JackalsIII]

I’m loving all of the extra production!

[@olibob203]

Lockpicking lawer is the one to learn from if you want to know how to lockpick

[@TheRoseThatKnows]

Rosie was pure perfection in this video!

[@disturbedpyro4511]

Rosie keeping that smile as she cannonballs into the floor!😂😂😂

[@torstenopohl]

The sound when rob was picking his foot skin gave me goosebumps XD brilliant

[@danielelkadi3499]

Awesome video. Very high provocation value!! 👍👍

[@melissagodwin1594]

Honestly, Ash’s shirt is so amazing I’m having a hard time focusing on the actual content. 😂 -or- Ash’s shirt is the content I came here for. 👌🏼 It could go either way. 💙 Oh, and Bladder of Steel? MY SISTAH!!! 🙌🏼 Top notch FF, guys. 👍🏼

[@alanquinney4645]

My black and white cat hides in tall grass in the back garden, you call him and is there waggling his and looking at you as to say ‘Ha, you can’t see me’ that’s like a cow in a field hiding in tall grass saying the same thing 😂

[@carolstedry4737]

Rob's fury, the cutaways..*chef's kiss*

[@paul28177]

with tags you can easily add "markers" to all your items - you just have to use your phone to track them... so we do kinda have that in real life BUT it requires effort and money to tag everything

[@JamesOKeefe-US]

I swear this channel consistently makes me laugh and smile more than any others and we need it. Thank you PA!! 👍

[@BobMak]

I absolutely lost it when I saw pretzel Rosie. Honorable mention to the cool orange sweater and Nikes.

[@apocalypsereading7117]

Rob's long grass entry blew my mind a bit - made me realise another reason why i love my favourite grass-less stealth games, too! if only we were all like velociraptors irl....

[@apocalypsereading7117]

also wow Rosie's flexibility, girl's got non-gamer skills too!

[@SkeletorTclaws]

Actually , a lot of things we do in games are like superpowers in real life. Fast travel and acquiring skills immediately by clicking on a book, tagging enemies so we can still see them behind walls. Infinite satchel. Pausing and changing equipment.

[@jbcatz5]

Fast travel would vastly cut down on my commute costs, and commute time.

[@Ivotas]

It just took 22 seconds for me to burst out laughing. Great video guys.^^

[@neilclarkwork]

I definitely don’t find coins whenever I go into a shop and just start breaking everything there is.

[@Tony-qr8du]

I just laughed way too hard out loud at Rosie's double jump...it be like that sometimes

[@psyraven76]

T.A.R.D.I.S. pants may be my new favourite term for an inventory system... Bravo, Rob, bravo! 👏

[@thurin3479]

I noticed that lately Rob has been mentioning Skyrim a lot more often than before. Even more often than he mentions Metal Gear, which I enjoy as I can relate to it better than to MG. Maybe Dave needs a new tally list :)

[@HeartlandHunny]

I miss the Dave tally list!

[@kiaranjay5153]

I don't know a time when he didn't constantly being up Skyrim 😆 I'm not complaining, it's the best

[@woteveruk1]

i agree with daves idea of the vison/instinct mode and being able to find things but also ability to kill animals or smash pots and find money in them and ability to level up and get stronger or better at things as you level up, like skyrim, spend a few ingame days practicing blacksmithing, and you become a better blacksmith than the npcs who have spent their lives doing it, simply because you levelled up your skill also ability to use oversized weapons with ease, one herb or healing spray, or medical pack and instant full recovery, seriously wish i could heal that fast in real life

[@Daptbecool]

I think to me not only the long grass but the long crouch walks. You would need legs of steel. Another is not sleeping or really eating.

[@pain17ification_Ray_Smith]

0:20 The callbacks! 😂

[@gamemode3734]

These videos just keep getting better ❤️❤️

[@johnboyjj]

Really enjoyed this! :)

[@demonhybrid20]

I have one, the Armored Core series. Where is ammo stored? Sure the robot has up to four guns but when it comes to reloading the guns, where does the ammo come from?

[@bakaryansama]

How about a video game characters ability to constantly run without rest. Sure the Souls inspired games feature a stamina bar but it's still better than reality. People get exhausted just for walking too long and then need to sit down for quite a bit.

[@TheWindii]

Rosie's attempt to bounce is fantastic!

[@mr.e9502]

• upgradable inventory • having 8 weapons on me at once • fast travel

[@kbcarte420]

"Is that bald man pooping in the grass over there?" ~ People driving by probably

[@hunterk679]

Currently missing my card, would love to have a quest marker for "Recover missing item" right about now!

[@Izzyd0esgaming]

Being able to get multiple love interests in games without issue. I can't even get one.

[@rjwasser8312]

7:00 I was praying you'd mention Kingdom Come!

[@jamielee5695]

love the Rob quiz reference. You guys really do he having your own lore going on

[@thesteammachinepodcast]

The climbing callback... brilliant

[@SKC_Digital]

I'd argue the best would have been avoiding damage in a fight by dodge rolling

[@akmal94ibrahim]

Even more, dodge rolling INTO the attack

[@ThePokestopPapi]

Gotta love those pesky i-frames lol

[@TheWindii]

Having unlimited stamina out of combat. I'd love to just jog anywhere without breaking a sweat.

[@TheMbangel]

In Heavy Rain, you can use the toilet... But then again, that is also only at the beginning of the game🤣😂😅!! I wish for the bladder of steel as well, Ash! These entries reminded me of another Friday feature where Rob's character gave Dave's character tin cans to make space in his inventory!!! That entire Friday Feature was just hilarious surrounding the games inventory system!

[@d3mystic93]

This is that Quiz's answer to what works in game but not irl. Dave: (You can't) K!ll people. Rob: ...You can do that in real life. Edit: I always wanted to wall run like the Prince from Prince of Persia.

[@lrstudio3221]

Reloading a weapon after firing 4 shots out of a 9 round mag and having the left over 5 miraculously pop back into your inventory!! Great vid. I could watch Rosie try to double jump all day. There's something mesmerizing about it.... 😲

[@Eric-bq8nd]

Better still is firing four shots, reloading, AND THROWING THE MAG ON THE GROUND, only to have the remaining ammo magic itself into one of your apparently infinite supply of spare magazines.

[@othelloprime99]

When an area ANYWHERE is blocked by random items. Cant go down this hallway because someone stacked a bunch of chairs in the way!

[@dcnumber9]

i think ash has finally out-shirted dave...i look forward to his return salvo

[@Bethgael]

"You're nice." "You have Amulet of Mara." "okay, we're married now. Make me a stew."

[@leecormack2413]

Triple flipping a car, landing, righting the car and THEN DRIVING AWAY!