*meanwhile in the ST* Rey: Alright Kylo..we need to team up to kill Palpatine *Kylo fades* Rey: Kylo? uh..Kylo?...What am I doing here?
@duck38194 жыл бұрын
"WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!"
@HipToBeeSquare4 жыл бұрын
So fun fact about the LotR: Conquest one -- when you do take control of Sauron you can absolutely still die. I took control of him then immediately got killed by an eagle... There was no option to play as him again so I had to finish the game with a rando orc. Easily one of the funniest gaming moments I remember.
@111Cut4 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one that that happened to... I feel for ya brother
@lucasriddle55384 жыл бұрын
God I remember that happening to me and my friend all the time lol
@cmdrtelcontar50534 жыл бұрын
I don't even choose to play as Sauron at that part usually. I just keep playing as the Balrog, he's way more powerful (and quite a poetic end for Gandalf).
@hazama7624 жыл бұрын
I kept getting killed by those eagles. Every time I thought I was about to kick ass as whatever evil badass. Bam! Eagle.
@raymondjones74234 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry that voice of the orc or Sauron in those clips slays me everytime🤣😂😂🤣 It's so malevolent it's hillarious
@brendanobrien81986 жыл бұрын
My favorite part about growing up in American history is learning about the ghost bear powers we used to stop the British
@kylefitz.26396 жыл бұрын
Right?
@ryanhawkins22276 жыл бұрын
Brendan O'Brien uhhhh your being dumb
@kylefitz.26396 жыл бұрын
+Ryan Hawkins *Sarcastic
@juanitab70766 жыл бұрын
Are you being dumb? What about the 7 million pyramids that destroyed everything
@anthonyjones86435 жыл бұрын
Don't you work with the British to beat Washington in the dlc?
@APyralis6 жыл бұрын
For the Dragon Age Darkest Timeline, there’s a second darkest possible timeline. You drink the blood, adventure onward to become the amazing Grey Warden... and at the very last battle of the game glitch out so bad your save file becomes corrupt and you lose 60 hours of gameplay. It gets even darker when you contact EA Support.
@1993rnicholson Жыл бұрын
EA 'Support'
@nicholaslowry23666 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of the Sauron bit in lotr: conquest was when I walked onto the bridge, ready to duke it out with Gandalf, and then promptly got picked up by a giant eagle and dropped from a few hundred feet, killing the dark lord instantly.
@Zezlemetkun4 жыл бұрын
Gandalf:If anyone asked I defeated him in an one on one epic duel
@buuam75552 жыл бұрын
@@Zezlemetkun just and fair single combat... you all saw
@jacktaylor62532 жыл бұрын
"so why didnt we do this in the movies? we may have lost 3 or 4 but we woulda got his ass"
@jellyjeffrey73506 жыл бұрын
“Those who survive The Joining become immune to the Taint.” How can you say that line without giggling?
@jakewoodhouse98173 жыл бұрын
I don't know. I can't even think it without laughing.
@gothnerd8872 жыл бұрын
Because they're British
@Dovah_Slayer5 ай бұрын
@@gothnerd887 isn't.... taint British slang?
@Plosif6 жыл бұрын
In every possible timeline han solo gets a lightsaber through the chest
@akl2k76 жыл бұрын
The X Plosif Guy Except for Legends. In that one, it's Chewbacca who dies.
@katharsis32836 жыл бұрын
Joseph Micheal Holland but he won't be a legend in the Light side
@roguedogx6 жыл бұрын
The X Plosif Guy that's what's known as a "fixed point"
@rag-rajarshibanerjee56996 жыл бұрын
Doctor strange: "all...but one..." **Han dies** Oh wait no
@blbradford736 жыл бұрын
Raji Banerjee In that timeline, Han Dies in the snappening.
@sahilhussain73286 жыл бұрын
So it's 7 timelines in which Jane picked what happens.
@dallydaydream6 жыл бұрын
Psht, insinuating that Jane would ever kill her videogame boyfriend Alistair.
@jjtomecek16236 жыл бұрын
DallyDaydream if she knows it had to be done, she would do it though
@ryanwalker56544 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: stinky the hutt is still cannon but starkiller is not
@osmarcarlos11594 жыл бұрын
Well, the nephew of chewbacca is cannon too
@hehexd36924 жыл бұрын
I feel like they didn’t want Starkiller to be canon since they added the inquisitors and what not. Plus starkiller always made Vader not feel as op/overwhelming like he is in the canon universe
@iamsatire28833 жыл бұрын
This is truly the darkest timeline
@premiumheadpats41503 жыл бұрын
Oof.
@paydaygh93883 жыл бұрын
Thanks Disney
@KenzieKaddl6 жыл бұрын
Dragon age inquisition: when Dorian and the protag go forward in time where corypheus wins and everyone’s enslaved and addicted to lyrium
@spacejesus65813 жыл бұрын
I hated how the templars were an option in that and the game pretends time travel doesn't exist if you choose the templars I also love how: You kill Alistair's, one of the most important characters, mother, with no other dialogue or anything Time travel isn't a thing at all There are no time travel rifts in Redcliff The only thing in that quest that matters is being fast with the bad combat and finding evidence on that one Templar Seriously, the Templars should not be an option compared to the Mages, which has Alistair's mother survive, you can get a cameo from Connor, you see the actual result of Corypheus' plot instead of just a small paper plan, you get Samus as a secondary villain (admittedly not as good as the elven girl in terms of character arc)...the Mages are definitely the way to go, and that's ignoring the entire idea of getting help You need more power to assault the Breech, your option are to greatly boost your power to break through...or weaken the fade itself with a couple Templars?
@nathanwinters24003 жыл бұрын
@@spacejesus6581 I think they should have combined them, in a sense. For me, I liked the Templar side more when it came it tangibility. I honestly think that time travel is extremely iffy at best, and honestly it's a can better left sealed. Instead they could have had the Templar's invade Redcliffe, having parallels between Origin's Darkspawn Invasion and Demon shenanigan's where it's revealed that the Lord Seeker is indeed possessed- a really good reason as to why the Templar are still pushing for war despite both sides suffering terribly, and still choosing to fight despite the fact that there's a damn HOLE in the SKY. From there it's quite simple, the demon is released from Corin's body and pulls you into a Fade adjacent realm like it does, and shows you a possible future in order to try and get information as to how you'd react. In the middle you can have Felix and Fiona trying to do the right thing and either stop the madness or be trying to help as many escape the Templar invasion as possible, learn that Gereon is tied to the fanatical Venatori and is trading the mages under his "care" to Corypeus in order to buy time for his son- perhaps Corypheus being darkspawn himself he'd know a thing or two and be using it to get easy followers via the use of one man's convictions. You could then have a choice: support the remaining Templar's in the purge of the mages (for the events of Kirkwall) or defend the mages by either using say, Cassandra as a Seeker to force them to retreat or outright become vengeance driven and try to completely dismantle the Order for all of it's past transgressions. And then the last things are simple, let Dorian say good-bye to Felix, inprision/execute Gereon Alexius, recruit either Fiona/Delrin Barris (that way both can survive or one can die- heck even place it on a time limit where if you're too late then both can be monsters/brainwashed), and finally return to Haven to find out that Corypheus used the assault as a distraction to build his forces for a direct attack on the unsuspecting Inquisition Forces. Badabing Badaboom. Hi I have too much time to think.
@spacejesus65813 жыл бұрын
@@nathanwinters2400 one problem, if you have the opportunity to take the Mages and Templars, or kill one entire faction while recruiting the other....how is Corypheus building his forces? His army is either the Mages or Templars depending on which one you take from him, if you take both from him he only has the Grey Wardens at that point and there are no more than 10,000 in all of Thedas....meanwhile you command the entire Circle of Magi/Templar Order or both, in addition to alliances from countries such as Ferelden etc....Cory doesn't have anything close to an army left
@nathanwinters24003 жыл бұрын
@@spacejesus6581 Well yes and no. Other than the Venatori and the Grey Wardens- he also had Orlais as a possible way to grow his forces. Granted it's later in the game. Not to mention, even if you "save" the Templar, there are still a shit ton of Red Templar in the game as enemies. Besides, it's a game. They could come up with a better damn reason. I honestly to this day don't understand how the greatly diminished Circle of Magi or the supposedly weakened Red Templar filled out 90% of his forces on their own. What I'm getting at is... there are a shit ton of gullible nimrods in Thedas, just like the real world. Use them?
@patrikhjorth32916 жыл бұрын
"If you were going to make him your apprentice, maybe let him keep his hand?" Mike, haven't you noticed that heavy body modifications are a significant part of the Dark Side in Star Wars? Prostheses are all the rage! Sometimes literally.
@mar_speedman6 жыл бұрын
No it ain't. Ask Sion. Sure, he might not have had the best complexion, but I don't see any prosthetics.
@ryanhawkins50825 жыл бұрын
Count dooku! He has both hands- oh wait never mind he died from a lightsaber decapitation
@Mark732 жыл бұрын
I don't think the emperor had any body mods.
@Dovah_Slayer5 ай бұрын
@@mar_speedman they mean in the empire era not the old republic era
@mar_speedman5 ай бұрын
@@Dovah_Slayer They mean sith, and they're all sith regardless of eras
@polkarrty6 жыл бұрын
Would an evil alternate universe oxbox have good Jane and super passive aggressive luke
@lunamoon60346 жыл бұрын
Dapper Horus yes
@auntiegarfunkel6 жыл бұрын
Dapper Horus well we do already have Evil Luke...
@JachAnen6 жыл бұрын
Jane would at lest be medium evil. Like pineapple-on-pizza evil.
@matthewknudson24436 жыл бұрын
You have dared to say the dark goddess is good, you will pay for it
@beepboprobotsnot37486 жыл бұрын
Matthew Knudson no no no, he said the polar opposite of Jane would be good.
@sovashchetty48386 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised the dark Oxtra timeline didn't get a mention. While Evil Luke might look dashing in that turtleneck his eyes tell a terrifying tale.
@AutomaticDuck3006 жыл бұрын
Sovash Chetty I think that evil Luke would actually bring dinosaurs back. I don't know what evil Ellen would do, though.
@sovashchetty48386 жыл бұрын
LemonZeppelin Make a giant world dominating cat.
@Gloomdrake6 жыл бұрын
Cyrus T. Lazerpunch will stop them
@carpemkarzi6 жыл бұрын
Nah, Jane will keep him in line
@AutomaticDuck3006 жыл бұрын
Sovash Chetty or she would enact a global Ellening
@ShivamSharma-sg7dk5 жыл бұрын
I misread the title. I thought it said "Dankest timeline". Reaaally wanted to know more. After realising, that this, in fact, is a video about "Darkest timelines", I would just like to respectfully request a video on the "7 Times it was the Dankest possible timeline." as well.
@herosshade22474 жыл бұрын
"...A nation born not of courage and brotherhood, but of greed and desire for absolute power." I thought this was supposed to be an *alternate* timeline.
@zombiecat68753 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol
@ptonpc6 жыл бұрын
Jane: "At least we still have John Hannah..." Andy: "No we don't!" Jane: "So who have I got chained up in my basement then?"
@anarchyantz15646 жыл бұрын
Lets face it, Jane does have a lot of people chained up in her "Fungeon" pit.
@domotoro35526 жыл бұрын
Wait what property was this?
@LadyOnikara5 жыл бұрын
@@anarchyantz1564 Except my Argonian Skyrim character.... he managed to escape by disguising himself as a milkman.
@ayanhaider3036 жыл бұрын
I'll tell you the real darkest possible timeline, the one where John Marston didn't go on fun cowboy adventures forever and instead, spent his time doing missions for horrible Uncle and Jack and eventually ended up dying in a hail of gunfire.
@stevenchoza63916 жыл бұрын
In other words, our actual timeline.
@mattersofdarkness26746 жыл бұрын
Steven Choza Yup, that’s the joke.
@stevenchoza63916 жыл бұрын
Mario Gorganzola I know... I was being a killjoy. 😈😈😈
@weebaverage30266 жыл бұрын
Ayan Haider Thats crazy.... right?
@ceceliaacaba27396 жыл бұрын
Aww don’t make Ellen cry again! 😭
@HinduKhajiit6 жыл бұрын
Did you forget the alternate timeline where the Outside Xbox is purple themed and has only 2 hosts in contrast to the 3 ?
@TheSpidersider6 жыл бұрын
And it's called Inside Playstation.
@dragon-kitty6 жыл бұрын
2 hosts? Oh God! What did Jane do to Andy!?
@HinduKhajiit6 жыл бұрын
TheSpidersider Oh no, no, no. The channel I speak of is hosted by a girl small enough to fit in a poster bag and a guy tall enough to.....uh.... have archeopteryx as his favorite dinosaur.
@onememeyboi68186 жыл бұрын
Last Tenno Thank god that's not real
@pyromaticidiot97854 жыл бұрын
Literally every alternate injustice ending lol
@mpck195 жыл бұрын
I keep falling asleep at 2am watching these videos, it's always fun waking up to see what video is playing
@kingtai93415 жыл бұрын
doing exactly that on friday the 13th currently 2:18 am lmao
@JB-tx5fm6 жыл бұрын
What about Dragon Age: Inquisition when the crazy mage dude sends you forward in time to when all your friends are poisoned with red lyrium and the world is amuck with demons and darkspawn???
@gunz4handz1466 жыл бұрын
I think they meant actual stories not missions but if they count missions yes that would be correct
@aardbei546 жыл бұрын
Gunz4handz14 The terminator one was a mission
@willieoelkers55686 жыл бұрын
They usually just do one instance per franchise unless the whole list is about a franchise. Plus, you get to fix the one in Inquisition, but with Darkspawn Chronicles there's no hope. None whatsoever...
@Heartshapedbox816 жыл бұрын
JB arguably an even darker timeline at least the other one still has a chance they're still Wardens and they survived longer blights than the fifth but in that timeline there seems to be no hope, everyone has the blight or is dead
@grigoriechegaray90236 жыл бұрын
That is why i always side with templars and restore the circle
@BesterP126 жыл бұрын
Kotor 1 darkside. Revan rises again. Destroys the republic, betrays their friends and... "Uses the life debt a wookie owes them to force that wookie to kill his best friend"? Seriously?
@mar_speedman6 жыл бұрын
It's technically more of a 'bad RP decisions' thing. All Role-play games should have them, in theory.
@BiTheBooks6 жыл бұрын
Why is it every time someone's corrupted by a piece of Eden in the AC series, they feel compelled to build a pyramid? Are the pieces subliminally teaching people geometry? That means games are trying make me learn! Yeah, the Assassins were right, best to just avoid using them altogether.
@RazorO2Productions6 жыл бұрын
Jake Stoneking I'm not saying ancient precursor technology, *but ancient precursor technology*
@BiTheBooks6 жыл бұрын
RazorO2Productions They're probably full of nanomachines too...
@RazorO2Productions6 жыл бұрын
Jake Stoneking *SON*
@BiTheBooks6 жыл бұрын
Florezkids Probably because it was easier to build a megastructure that took thousands upon thousands of hours of manpower to construct than it was to convey humor, be it good or bad, in the context of a comment...if I had to guess.
@nekrotika16 жыл бұрын
Nanomachines son...... damn i missed metal gear rising
@Nyahahameha6 жыл бұрын
You can see Frodo and Pippin. Carried by Frodo is a small gold ring. What will you do? >Kill Frodo
@goofu5 жыл бұрын
pour boiling milk on his skull
@hamishwalker96375 жыл бұрын
You attack Frodo. He attacks back, but the effort is wasted. Your defense is too strong.
@Gumegguai5 жыл бұрын
TAKE THE RING
@hmasterchaos87004 жыл бұрын
Why is pippin with him?
@reigndrinker96574 жыл бұрын
Lord Scribe But Frodo is our friend!
@vc1801914 жыл бұрын
6. The other fun thing is that there's a codex for the timeline, where you can read up some of the pivotal differences in the plot of the original game that happened based on what Alistair did by himself. This includes why certain main characters have different personalities, why the heck Alistair named your dog "Barkspawn" and why Zevran was hanging around the alienage rather than with the party (rather than letting him redeem himself, Alistair threatened to kill him if he ever faced him again, so he was hiding out in the Alienage to avoid his pursuers when you decided to burn it down).
@Luca_Kusanagi Жыл бұрын
I named the dog Barkspawn every time after I saw Alistair name him that
@isbammoi33586 жыл бұрын
Can your name come up as Cyrus T. Laserpunch forever from now on? Because that's absolutely amazing. Or even better, on random occasion to see who catches it 😂
@animatrix14906 жыл бұрын
I TuesdayReference I Maybe Mr. Laserpunch is Bud Fensler's newest client?
@toongrowner16 жыл бұрын
This totally needs to be a thing. XD Would be funny for the people who discover this channel much much later. "His name is what?"
@MichaelStroup6 жыл бұрын
I Sbammo I that would be awesome!
@ribunny1236 жыл бұрын
Dragon Age: Inquisition has a great part where you were thrown into a portal to the future, said future was fucked up due to you having been transferred there, you see what happens to all of your friends if you were to disappear and the villian were to go unchallenged. It's super interesting because you think to yourself "well I didn't experience all this and I'll simply travel back and change it all" but a character, Liliana, calls you out and says "for you it's been a few seconds and a day, but for us? We lived through this. We suffered without you" something like that. An interesting twist on fixing a bad timeline.
@jackmeoff23676 жыл бұрын
Ri Dragon yeah she says something about having to actually endure that torture, for the inquisitor it's all a bad dream but it's her reality
@dobbsi3466 жыл бұрын
What about injustice? Can't get much worse than evil Superman (especially in the bad ending of 2)
@link777796 жыл бұрын
Dragon Age has another darkest timeline in Inquisition. Liliana is my favorite character in the whole series, so watching what happens during the mage recruitment quest was really hard to go through, especially with how much she's clearly been through while you were gone.
@roguesquadron5213 жыл бұрын
Same, luckily for them my Warden wasnt around else there would have been hell to pay.
@sakasil22 жыл бұрын
Interesting fact about The Shire in LotR is that if you have read the books there was a part known as the Scouring of the Shire. so Sauron walking into the shire and booting hobbit's faces off is not far off from the mark. just replace Sauron with Saruman and Grima then take the events of how Saruman dies in the movies and place it in the shire, and Grima slitting Saruman's throat instead of stabbing him then the hobbits shooting Grima and you have the real events that happened in the Shire.
@wolverinephillips65306 жыл бұрын
Lord of the Rings: Conquest was such an underrated game. I always enjoyed playing it.
@torgranael2 жыл бұрын
I only ever played it on DSi (never as good as PC/console, but this was before I got my own PC). Pretty good. First time I'd ever seen a defeat meaning your side surrendered/retreated instead of being smited to the last standing person. Wish I could find more games with an army morale mechanic.
@zaferc27436 жыл бұрын
His name wasn’t stinky. It was Rotta(I think). Ahsoka calls him stinky because he’s well, stinky.
@druudru53566 жыл бұрын
And I'm pretty sure everything Clone Wars is canon
@dracyan35526 жыл бұрын
Druu Dru you are Correct
@Renanbso6 жыл бұрын
And he is still very much canon.
@satansprguy44046 жыл бұрын
Druu Dru and sadly Clone Wars still sucks and ruined some of the best parts of the EU
@Phoenixbrand956 жыл бұрын
Satans PR Guy clone wars was fantastic!
@SeanFarFlung6 жыл бұрын
I love you guys. You always manage to cheer me up when I'm down by making me laugh my head off. First time commenter but long time viewer. Thanks guys. Really needed a good laugh this morning
@blackjesus17454 жыл бұрын
Star wars the force unleashed: “Did we mention Starkiller kills Darth Vader as well?”
@Fr0zenEagle6 жыл бұрын
Now I can't get the image of Jane with a perfect evil goatee out of my head...
@masterogkush97386 жыл бұрын
You are not alone
@DGneoseeker16 жыл бұрын
Already does look fabulous. THAT HAIR.
@Platonis-The-Warlock6 жыл бұрын
Hmmm... Darkest timeline, let me think: -EA get the Star Wars license -Scalebound is cancelled -Konami fires Hideo Kojima -Mass Effect Andromeda -Microtransactions Oh my gosh, WE LIVE IN A BLOODY DARKEST TIMELINE.
@aardbei546 жыл бұрын
- American politics at the moment
@ceceliaacaba27396 жыл бұрын
Agreed... EA is the darkest part about our timeline Down with them! 😈
@joseurbina38356 жыл бұрын
Don't forget about the corrupted critics
@Burbs4096 жыл бұрын
Ah but you see, this is currently a timeline with a solid chance of Devil May Cry 5 being announced. Therefore, it's actually the brightest timeline.
@jjtomecek16236 жыл бұрын
-Almost every game has a Battle Royale mode
@dannya.26166 жыл бұрын
How about XCOM 2? The entire game is based on humanity losing the war in the 1st game, and being subjugated.
@derekeastman77716 жыл бұрын
But you beat them in the end... Unless you don't
@spectrum38086 жыл бұрын
the bad thing is beating the aliens is that they were the good guys that really just didn't have time to go through bureaucratic bullcrap of hey there are bad aliens coming to destroy everyone. we need to turn one of you into a superweapon to destroy them.
@ChristophBrinkmann4 ай бұрын
@spectrum3808 Heheheheh right. Good guys. That's why they slaughter millions of innocent people in both games, especially the second one.
@mudcrab34206 жыл бұрын
"He now serves as a bonfire..." Sorry, but I never played that game, so hearing that line for the first time just cracked me up. Also, Cyrus T Laserpunch? :D WOOOOO!!!
@MushroomFleet4 жыл бұрын
this video on King Washington, "Totally Realistic" THONKS
@chili33686 жыл бұрын
What about the alternate timeline in the Star Wars Revenge of the Sith video game where Anakin bypasses the high ground and kills Obi-wan and usurps Palpatine?
@williamlaroux85666 жыл бұрын
Lonewolf0711 is this real?
@thetruthspeaks1236 жыл бұрын
super mudbug yeah best ps2 game
@mar_speedman6 жыл бұрын
What? If I remember correctly the game allows you to play as either Obi-wan or Anakin, because either way the ending will be the canon one from the movie. You don't even get the high ground part in the gameplay. You get it in the cutscene.
@tristenmagnoni70976 жыл бұрын
I believe a bonus level is unlocked after completing the level friendship in flames which unlocks a level called revenge of the sith. I remember it quite well as i was confused about there being two of the same level.
@mar_speedman6 жыл бұрын
Wait, that second level was an alternate timeline? I just assumed it was the same level with Anakin instead of Obi-wan, and seeing how tough the previous fight was, couldn't get myself to play it
@Scouttrooper7086 жыл бұрын
I would probably have added the Perfect Crime timeline from Heavy Rain to this list. In the end, two of the four main characters are dead, one is falsely accused of being the Origami Killer, and the real killer, not only is free, but is unsatisfied because he still hasn't found what he's looking for. Nobody wins! Especially the player!
@goonerOZZ6 жыл бұрын
What about the Zelda timeline where Link woke up in Mars instead of Hyrule?
@Anthonybrother6 жыл бұрын
*but that's just a theory ...*
@thats_so_laven4 жыл бұрын
"Your lovely probable boyfriend" I think my sorceress kicked Alistair out of her group as soon as she had the chance to and started flirting with Lelania like there was no tomorrow lmao, good times
@AHMAS_Hotline4 жыл бұрын
You’re my favorite of the group when it comes to humour, but I think you topped every other joke with that coffee one. Never stop being you, Andy
@jongofett6 жыл бұрын
Not sure if this would count, but no Marvel: Ultimate Alliance? If you fail to do a few simple tasks throughout the game, you basically end up letting all the mutants die from a virus because you didn't save the computer the research was on, Atlantis goes to war with humanity, Senator Kelly forces mutants into concentration camps, Mystique kills Professor X and the X-Men disband, Asgard alienates itself from Earth, Odin and Sif die, an asteroid destroys the west coast of the US, two alien races go to war with each other, Thanos takes over Earth, Mephisto causes lots of destruction. Presumably the second game takes place before all of the 'endings' from the first happen (since you're not being attacked by Atlanteans or Mephisto or aliens or Thanos and all the playable mutants are alive and X-Men still together), so as you're going through with your Civil War story, there's still all that doom on the horizon (except Dr. Doom, he's still being tortured by Odin).
@PHANTOMCOWGIRL6 жыл бұрын
NOT SIF THE GREAT GREY WOLF- Wait, wrong Sif.
@williamlaroux85666 жыл бұрын
Its heavily implied odin straight up killed doom from some of the optional dialogue
@logicaloverdrive81976 жыл бұрын
MEANWHILE, in the worst possible timeline: VIDEO GAMES ARE NOW ILLEGAL!
@tuftysquirel60786 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry I think you might have missed timeline number 67395 video games are only playable on the bottom of your shoe. Try playing games while walking!
@estlin20016 жыл бұрын
nae-nae’d ebic style
@Boyzby6 жыл бұрын
We call that timeline "Australia".
@sea_triscuit79806 жыл бұрын
Avery Graham dude he fact that we have to pay for every little piece of code is bad enough, and the fact that people fall for it and fork over money for a fuckin lollipop pickax
@jaydonfrediani74836 жыл бұрын
In that case then RIOT!
@terracannon8766 жыл бұрын
Isn't the entire existence of Nier based on (and playing out) two darkest timelines - one from Drakengard and one for itself?
@HeroAndReporter6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, there was an ending to Drakengard that took them to modern day Japan and the world got ruined which led to Nier and Automata. I think it was Ending C or D?
@daanthedoctor6 жыл бұрын
Yeah! I think that should've been here, considering it led to the destruction of humanity.
@christianmccollough50056 жыл бұрын
We've found a "commenter edition" candidate.
@jacksmith31486 жыл бұрын
Ironically that's actually a necessary evil. If that never happened we'd never have discovered Magic, had Accord to prevent further Drakengards from happening, never had someone like Emil as the strongest being in the universe, and would have all been wiped out by aliens. I mean, we all died in pretty much the worst way possible, but there's a small chance that we could come back one day, and when we do we'll have some cool ass shit. That's worth more than every current human life.
@terracannon8766 жыл бұрын
In the story of Nier (the first one; I haven't played Automata yet), it pretty much cements that there is no chance of humans coming back.
@lisdraconis22125 жыл бұрын
In Dragon Age Darkspawn Cronicels the warden wasn't even recruted. Duncan wasn't simply there. The City Elf would have bee sentenced to death. The Dalish Elf would have died of the taint. The Human Noble would have been slayed by Howes man. The Mage Would also have been sentenced to death. The The Noble Dwarf would have died in the deep roads The commoner dwarf would have died in the cells of hunger. Fun Fact: If you choose one warden the other still have existed but died the way discriped above. By choosing an origin story you basicly choose were Duncan went to search for a recrut. For your warden Duncan was at the right place in the right time.
@phantom_xrd2 жыл бұрын
That's interesting, never knew that. The more you know~
@Kt4nk6 жыл бұрын
"Hey... guess he was just a conjurer of cheap tricks after all" ...... I admit, I laughed harder than I wanted to.
@laughingoctopus85566 жыл бұрын
UK is going through the darkest possible timeline right now.
@Hopalongtom6 жыл бұрын
With the NHS being privatized!
@Randyhoar6 жыл бұрын
Jabba the Hutt's son, Stinky, is still actually canon. So no Revan, or Republic Commandos, but we still have Stinky... yay?
@joenesvick70436 жыл бұрын
Stinky isn’t really the Hutt’s name, just a nickname Ahsoka gives out
@Randyhoar6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I know, it's Rotta the Hutt. Just I I would rather have Revan in the new canon, than Stinky Rotta
@Darkprosper6 жыл бұрын
Stinky is fine though, and there have been hints at making Revan canon (most notably in the cancelled Clone Wars seasons) so let's not give up hope.
@rowanchurch7026 жыл бұрын
Revan is technically still canon, because of where it happened in the timeline. There is no conflicting timeline for that era, and so it can be considered canon until otherwise stated.
@Phoenixbrand956 жыл бұрын
Rowan Church it was stated otherwise
@ZombieOfTheWest6 жыл бұрын
Well, there's always Undertale's Genocide route, where you wipe out all monster life, then get possessed by an evil ghost and head out with the goal to wipe out all life on Earth.
@zavexcapricious25195 жыл бұрын
I know!!!I went to this video because I expected that to be on here, and I am VERY disappointed that it is not
@laurendyer28385 жыл бұрын
Crud I already typed a comment asking for Undertale. Oh well, I guess that means it should definitely be on here if there are multiple requests.
@RanMouri825 жыл бұрын
It is quite literally the darkest timeline because it is the path to destroy everything. Sans warns us that it is not worth it. Too few of us listen.
@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet5 жыл бұрын
For me that's just a Tuesday.
@coultersheppard62154 жыл бұрын
Or the true pacifist run, where flower happens.
@amandamalmquist44855 жыл бұрын
I love how Elrond refers to hobbits as halflings, yet the orcs use their actual name.
@amandamalmquist44855 жыл бұрын
Also, Jake Muller rules.
@dogishappy06 жыл бұрын
After seeing Lord of the Rings Conquest I have but one question, why was there never a LotR Dynasty Warriors spin off? This is something i never knew i wanted!
@animatrix14906 жыл бұрын
That is actually a genius idea.
@serPomiz6 жыл бұрын
Musou are tipically a japanese style of game. so we have DW, the gundam one, the Kamen Rider ones, the teenager-ninja-progressivelly-less-dressed one (that ironically, have some nice gameplay concept), the Asterix one and the legend of zelda one. not so much other franchise who could REALLY get a lot of mileage
@johnmacdonald8126 жыл бұрын
What about XCOM: Enemy unknown? Canonically, it ends with humanity getting enslaved and depending on how well you do in XCOM 2, liquified into alien milkshake.
@PHANTOMCOWGIRL6 жыл бұрын
Hmm.... Strawberry?
@Burningnewt6 жыл бұрын
LotR conquest 2 isn't the game we asked for, but IT IS THE GAME WE NEED
@wolverinephillips65306 жыл бұрын
burning newt With the graphics of EAs battlefront 2 would be great.
@luigivercotti64105 жыл бұрын
Wolverine Phillips With the microtransactions of EAs battlefront 2 it will be horrid
@lefi73064 жыл бұрын
Patches: „ all is well, that ends well.“ ( from Dark Souls)
@weregretohio77286 жыл бұрын
Greed and power? That's just America. Guess we're in the dark timeline.
@RanMouri825 жыл бұрын
Greed and power is human frailty. If anything, America did well by giving citizens the freedom to do business.
@charcole4005 жыл бұрын
RanMouri82 yep
@charcole4005 жыл бұрын
No
@lordinquisitor62336 жыл бұрын
Lord of the rings conquest: burning down the shire was my favorite, let’s be honest being evil is far more fun
@dsandoval93966 жыл бұрын
I never played that game... BUT NOW I WANT TO! It looks so fucking fun! That part where he kills Gandolf I almost want to say out loud, "I said 'no' and I mean 'no'!"
@3mpt76 жыл бұрын
Well, yeah, that's kind of the point of evil. It IS more fun. In the short term. As long as you can stay ahead of the consequences. Like, you've just burned down the Shire. Land of pipeweed, good food, and great parties. Idiot.
@lordinquisitor62336 жыл бұрын
G. Hammond hey orcs can also party, hobbit rotisserie anyone.
@3mpt76 жыл бұрын
From what I've seen, and read of Tolkien's Middle Earth, orcs tend to eat hairy hobbit-sized meats raw. For a good rotisserie, you need patience, and most orcs just don't have it. I can picture the Uruk-hai with a tenderly roasted halfling, though. But then again, the Uruk-hai in the lore Tolkien wrote seemed less likely to party.
@dsandoval93966 жыл бұрын
Lord Inquisitor Exactly. All that good food those Hobbitses ate have made them tender and juicy. The filets minion of Middle Earth. I really wish there was a sandbox version of that game. So like you could kill Frodo, ORRrrrr... You could throw him in a dungeon and torture him (at your leisure), and I mean TORTURE him. Like Manhunt type hands-on treatment. Uncensored, not the neutered version. I'm still planning to play this game.
@McDDcM6 жыл бұрын
You managed to discuss Washington and the American revolution without making a Hamilton reference. Good job.
@CrazyWizza6 жыл бұрын
Sorry Mike, world domination is Jane's game🌏
@lyrefan60354 жыл бұрын
What about in LOZ, where there's an actual separate timeline where the hero of time just dies, and ganon gets the entire triforce
@Servatia6 жыл бұрын
Speaking of Dragon Age, there's always Inquisition where Alexius kicks you into that future where everyone's dead or maimed.
@terracannon8766 жыл бұрын
Oh! And the entire existence of Shadow Hearts 2! It's based off the bad end of Shadow Hearts, making that one canonical :D
@fluffbunny72896 жыл бұрын
Do the Dishonored games count with the High Chaos? It is pretty dark.
@RhysLloyd26116 жыл бұрын
Darkest possible timeline is Ellen becoming a spider goddess and killing all her friends
@SoulSurge5 жыл бұрын
I liked Andy’s way of making coffee reminds me of my 1st year in college
@finn13b744 жыл бұрын
"He now serves as a bonfire" im dead XDXD
@zulubunsen90676 жыл бұрын
Legacy of Kain series: pretty much all of the games constitute as the "Darkest Timeline", as the canonical ending of Blood Omen sees Kain instead of sacrificing himself to restore balance (allegedly) goes on to conquer the world and pretty much hunt humans into extinction.
@AlphaOrion986 жыл бұрын
Stinky isn’t actually the name of Jabba’ son. That was simply a nickname given by ahsoka tano in the clone wars movie. His real name is - I’m not helping my case am I?
@jacenskywalker5075 жыл бұрын
Rotta, his name is Rotta.
@madcinder2576 жыл бұрын
But Stinky is still canon...
@erinmiller14335 жыл бұрын
Mad Cinder Disney officially declared that the expanded universe is no longer canon.
@XeoKnight5 жыл бұрын
@@erinmiller1433 Stinky was from the Clone Wars animated series, which is still canon
@thirdwheel71225 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately...
@kingbrit45834 жыл бұрын
Sauron: *conquers middle earth.* The valar : "ah shit, here we go again."
@toakovika4 жыл бұрын
No love for Spider-Man: Web of Shadows' "I'm going to kill Venom, become King of the Symbiote's and NYC, and have a Symbiote-suited Black Cat for a queen?" No? Pretty worthwhile dark timeline to me.
@cottoncandy51136 жыл бұрын
Far Cry 5. Taking his advice and just leaving seems like a good idea now.
@charcole4005 жыл бұрын
Cotton Candy bombs would have dropped either way
@faupel6 жыл бұрын
Jane chose the darkest timeline in Dragon age: origins as payback for Alistair breaking up with her
@respectableaf90616 жыл бұрын
Jane chose the darkest timeline because she is Jane
@reyniknamyrion35576 жыл бұрын
Jane chose the darkest timeline because she is evil. EVIL I TELL YOU!
@alireyes42196 жыл бұрын
Omg, I love Jane's voice. I could hear her talk for ever and never get bored.
@VertigoCross7775 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about the darkspawn chronicles, was that it showed Alistair good do what the grey warden did. Uniting ferelden to fight the darkspawn, he just couldn't quite stop it solo.
@phantom_xrd2 жыл бұрын
He lost the plot armor sadly
@JuMiKu2 жыл бұрын
He showed pretty clearly that he is a hypocritical monster, killing a whole village of innocent elves, so he'd gain the power of some werewolves. Good thing I never romanced him apart from unlocking the achievement and then breaking his tiny heart.
@mw2masters116 жыл бұрын
What about that horrible timeline where Jane became too powerful? It still haunts me...
@ceceliaacaba27396 жыл бұрын
oompaloops edlin Like Darth Vader or Darth Jane apprentice to Ellen... The Death Star IS a giant Space laser!
@khamankhoma82326 жыл бұрын
I'm sensing you guys are still a little salty over that whole war of independence thing. But that would be ridiculous, right?.... Right?.......
@randomnerd90886 жыл бұрын
Nato Stellare. It wasn't to dodge taxation. Seeing as how one of the big "mottos" of the American Reveloution was "No taxation without representation". America simply did what most other British colonies wanted terribly to do, but couldn't.
@MrYetAnotherAccount6 жыл бұрын
That wasn't "motto" of American Revolution, that was an unwritten law of the British Empire.
@lordwisehammer6 жыл бұрын
The military action against the colonist was deeply unpopular with citizens at home as well leading to a the Whigs (the political party that wanted to end the war) gaining a majority in parliament after Cornwallis's surrender at Yorktown so the American War of Independence is more like Britain's version of Vietnam.
@theguy32386 жыл бұрын
Say what you want but at least we didn't start a war with some rice farmers and get the shit kicked out of us, that would be embarrassing.
@infinitetroll036 жыл бұрын
Nato Stellare LMAO what a way to paint that
@DanStaal6 жыл бұрын
No mention of XCom 2? First thing you find out is that any time you actually won XCom, you were really inside a VR simulator, running combat protocols for the aliens.
@TheZipperDragon2 жыл бұрын
I liked Operation Raccoon City, especially the final boss, where, if you're playing co-op, you fight your co-op buddies. It's like A Way Out.
@Herowebcomics4 жыл бұрын
8:20 Han getting stabbed by a light saber is still painful! And Last Jedi doesn't help when it happened like this!
@RedKrossSquad6 жыл бұрын
Stinky is still canon. The Clone Wars anime survived the Disney purge.
@chadkingoffuckmountain9706 жыл бұрын
RedKrossSquad The clone wars isn't an anime.
@RedKrossSquad6 жыл бұрын
It's animated and not hand drawned. It's just rather fussy to call it a cartoon because it's western.
@edwardmustang696 жыл бұрын
Well not the planned later season but earlier yeah
@nicapp9846 жыл бұрын
It's 3D animated. I wouldn't call anything 3D an anime OR cartoon. It's just an animated series. The definition of anime is "a style of JAPANESE film and television animation, typically aimed at adults as well as children." So yeah, it's not an anime. I might give it a pass if it was purposefully trying to mimic the tropes and aesthetic from anime, but it most certainly is not from my understanding. And as for "it's not hand drawned", If you google search whether any anime are hand DRAWN, you get the following: Are Anime hand drawn? 3D is something totally different than anime & cartoon's drawn-out look. When they do work hand in hand, like in Ghilbi films, that's good. Japan's method of animating is quite outdated. They are one of the only still using cels.
@mar_speedman6 жыл бұрын
Anime is a Japanese word which, yes, is short for animation, but is usually intended to mean Japanese cartoons. If you don't wanna call TCW a cartoon, then you can call it an animated show or a TV show, even though technically it IS a CGI cartoon. Technically, Cartoon doesn't mean a hand drawn kids show from America. In the old days it meant any comedic stylized drawings from Newspapers or magazines, like Garfield, which you might think is a live action film series, or a series of cartoon shows or yada yada when in fact, it's a comic stripe. These days, 'cartoons' is a reference to 'animation' which extend to any show that is not live action, like traditional drawing, computer generated imagery (Which includes digital drawing and 3 Dimensional graphics) and even stop motion graphics, which employ the use of clay figurines. The keyword here is animation. Anything that requires someone to pose and position characters and objects for possibly every frame, is an animation. And yes, while motion capture isn't actually animation in itself, animators usually use the actors' performances as the base for their work, not as the actual animation for their characters. Meaning they edit it to make it more or less realistic or stylized, fix bugs, and all that. So in short, it would be way less a crime to call it a cartoon than it is to call it an animation, but the accurate term is neither. It's Animation TV show.
@OCAdam6 жыл бұрын
When it comes to dark endings, the Conquest ending from Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk2 (and the remake Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;birth 2 Sisters Generation) takes the top spot in my mind. From a series that normally is pretty upbeat about facing some dire situations, this was an ending that just doesn't hold back on gut-punching the player constantly.
@Killcam5552 жыл бұрын
A bit off topic, but seeing AC3 did remind me... I always kind of wished Connor and his dad had resolved their differences and become proper partners, presumably with said father becoming an assassin. I don't know why, but I just liked their dynamic in a way.
@yangxiaobelladonna24016 жыл бұрын
What about when Jane took over the universe and made huge statue of herself becoming the cold hearted sweetheart that ruled the universe for 10,000 years :3 she basically killed off every hero and villain in this timeline making AKU look bad not that i would know or anything
@yangxiaobelladonna24016 жыл бұрын
Ending worth having after all Hail Jane The Mighty Overlord
@DeusExMachina1306 жыл бұрын
How is that ending bad?
@emmabyrne92746 жыл бұрын
The thing to be learn from this list is that like other types of content creators- game developers want us to suffer.
@pbonfanti2 жыл бұрын
In disco elysium, you start the game in a messy room, dressed in undies only, very drunk, or worse, necktie is hanging from the ceiling fan, you can try to jump to get the tie, and have a heart attack doing, game over. There are endings where you don't die, just lose the rest of your sanity.
@bcfb216 жыл бұрын
What about that timeline where Jane succeeds at building her space laser?
@dragon-kitty6 жыл бұрын
bcfb21 - oh you sweet naive lamb
@devinbirse64316 жыл бұрын
As a kid who was raised on fantasy I loved rise of sauron there's just something so compelling about a bunch of nazgul ganging up on frodo on top of mount doom and beating him to death
@caleonard356 жыл бұрын
I love your videos! I laugh all the way through them. Great job!
@laurasaurus73996 жыл бұрын
What about that awful alternate timeline in red dead redemption where john Marston gets shot to bits and you have to play as his son? What do you mean that's the only timeline???!!!
@patrickmccurry15636 жыл бұрын
Dissing the prequels and no camera shaking or heavy sighing? Oh no, what happened to James?
@ceceliaacaba27396 жыл бұрын
Patrick McCurry James! Did Jane take you as a test subject?
@bigdaddyscrumbobulous77594 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one that was thinking of hyourinjutsu
@patchwilliamson6 жыл бұрын
I remember playing that terminator game and it had one of the darkest and sad set pieces ive seen in a video game. It was two skeletons embracing each other on a bench. It sounds trivial, i know. As gamers we've seen countless skeletons in games, in countless ways; but something about it, maybe the atmosphere, i remember it was quiet. The heavy kind of quiet. (Keep in mind i was a child, so i was likely more susceptible to immersion) but it always stuck with me. I dont remember much from my childhood, but i remember that. And i remember dying a lot cause that game was actually prettt difficult. Also, i could be remembering incorrectly and this might not even be the right game. Its possible it could be Half-Life 2.
@GKelly265 жыл бұрын
“Boot a bunch of hobbits faces off” I laughed so hard at this line. Love it
@luketsimmons19826 жыл бұрын
I thought Oxtra _were_ the dark timeline for Oxbox? There's no dark timeline version of Jane because... She. Already. Exists. In. This. Timeline... 😬
@CaporegimeMarcus5 жыл бұрын
Wow! So the Force Unleashed 1&2 spoiled SW The Force Awakens and the Last Jedi!?!
@Toni_5605 жыл бұрын
Clariño D. Marc since they also used Starkiller as their name for their oh-so-innovative Death Star, I'd like to remind people how shitty the Disney movies are (and yes, we all are aware how Luke was supposed to be called Starkiller in the original version)
@LordBloodraven5 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest: Who started imagining Ellen and Jane with a goatee after that intro?
@MaXaNoMaLoUs5 жыл бұрын
I stumbled onto these videos and just realized why I love them. I’m a 36 years old, father of 2 and have no time to play all these games and see what happens, this is awesome!! You’re getting a like from me haha lol.
@tbrian8385 жыл бұрын
“Eating breakfast items separately and from a plate.” Oof. Shots fired.