7 Worst Uses Of Video Game Plot Armour

[@Future_Doggo]

To be fair, by that point Blazko has walked off being shot, stabbed in the chest, and multi-story falls multiple times. Im sure getting decapitated was just a minor inconvenience by that point.

[@Cameleonbates]

If I remember right, his body was also actively dying after the events of new order.

[@ThePanMan11]

Wasn't he also nuked or did i just imagine that?

[@Volyren]

No one ever asks the tough question about Blazko's situation. Like how did it feel when his wife liked that bratwurst better than his ball park frank?

[@Retro_Impulse]

I haven't played it but it seemed like a callback to the final boss from the original game

[@sacysily8968]

Da'at Yichud tech is basically like Atlantean or alien tech, in that it's functionally magick broken down to terms science can explain. The idea of keeping a brain and a decapitated head alive in a jar is not terribly far fetched, since the brain only really needs oxygenated blood to continue functioning, and the Nazi Supersoldier body they fused him to was based off Da'at Yichud tech. Essentially, nothing is impossible in that universe.

[@JedForge]

If you watch closely as he falls, Squall is hit in the right shoulder, not through the chest. I'm also not sure if it's established how much time passes between that cutscene and then the next disc's beginning. It's been a manufactured controversy from the get go.

[@Omishboy]

True, but that is odd to say the least. Magic not withstanding, but having a giant spike impaled into your shoulder should have some last affects. Not to mention Squall just tried to assassinate the most powerful person in the world. Why on earth would they heal him? Information?!? They have two know conspirators right there in Rinoa and Irvine. Especially how they wrote off the wound with only one line of dialogue. Now this isn’t to say the writers didn’t intend for Squall to survive (yes I’m of the Squall is dead crowd), but that’s some thick plot armor to keep Squall alive

[@JedForge]

@@Omishboy In the context of what types of wounds can be healed throughout the game, no, it's not that big of a deal. Real life, yes it would be major trauma and if survived, major rehab.

[@zzmej1987]

@@Omishboy, Ice Spike is Edea's Limit Breal. Edea's! Not Ultemicia's! Edea had wrestled the control from Ultimecia for a short while, since the whole reason she surrendered control of her body to the U in the first place, was the threat of Ultimecia killing her children. At the end of disc 1, Edea and Ultimecia are at an impasse with each other. Edea's children placed themselves in Ultimecia's path, so if Ultimecia is going to kill them anyway, why help her? So Edea and Ulti comes to a sort of agreement, instead of Ultimecia, Edea finishes the fight with her limit break, heals the Squall, and then ships everyone to the prison, with Galbadians (Rinoa and Irvine) being released to their handlers - general Caraway and Galbadia Headmaster Martin, as those promise their loyalty to Ultimecia.

[@sacysily8968]

Damn right, and I've been pointing this out for years to anyone who tries to come at FFVIII for this. Aside from the shock and cold damage to his body, which could be easily remedied with magick, which Edea has in spades, the shoulder, especially where he got hit in the meat of it, is easily above and away a very survivable place to get impaled. There's no vital arteries, organs, or anything really in that area to get terribly damaged by such a move, and in a world where magick exists in abundance, it is child's play for him to have survived.

[@Dreadjaws]

How is Kai Leng not on this list? No matter how much you attack him and drain all his health he's always perfectly fine when the cutscene after the fight starts and your characters all suddenly forget they can keep attacking him.

[@BoondockRoberts]

We go after Squall for a shoulder injury but not Cloud who fell from the highest point at Midgar landing trough a church roof and somehow survives landing in a bed of flowers belonging to (in no way a staggering coincidence) the girl central to the main plot?

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Was thinking of this as well, lol. And since Zack did it first, he should've died way earlier than he did. But can you imagine being in a church and then not once but twice, a body comes crashing down into the room, dying instantly upon impact? 😂😂😂 Aerith talks about her fear of the sky, but THAT would make me seriously never want to go outside again! Or maybe never want to go inside and stay only in the outdoors with no buildings, I don't know. I would never be alright again, though.

[@davidmaclean2734]

Ffvii, cloud, gets stabbed by a giant f/off katana, dropped into a possibly toxic vat of liquid maco and survives. Falls from sector 7 into the slums easily 5k feet, possibly even more survives, now that's plot armour for you 😅😅

[@raulperdomodominguez2078]

What about Kratos? He dies on every game of the original trilogy, but he is just literally too angry to die and comes back everytime.

[@paulcarr5918]

Gotta say that FFVIII one is just made up by the people who didn't like the tone of the game, junction, system, etc. It was always pretty clear to me watching that cut scene that it was the shoulder, not the chest, therefore totally survivable. You swap discs at that point and are never told the time lapse, but everyone wants to act like it was 3 minutes. But chances are better they did not want to waste time and resources to draw out the game showing him being taken in, patched up, recovering, before moving the story along as it was already not a short game. Sometimes people just love to create stuff that isn't there to tear something apart.

[@Feburg]

thank you somebody has eyes. the shard is clearly in his shoulder

[@advocacycanine7419]

Yeah like genuinely scratched my head at that one! It was always clearly his shoulder and the story was bonkers because…FINAL FANTASY! I mean…🤷‍♂️

[@kiriuxeosa8716]

What are you saying? In a game where giant dragons have the power to obliterate the universe time travel is occuring and we have super attacks that by all means should instantly kill, a person who get shot with ice should actually be able to survive it? What do you think this is some kind of fantasy or something?

[@paulcarr5918]

@@kiriuxeosa8716 crazy, right? Lol

[@DRCEQ]

Squall's plot armor would've just resulted in him going the rest of the game without the use of his right arm if the plot was a bit more realistic about it. That was by no means a life threatening injury in a world where Curaga could take care of the wound. The worst he would face was blood loss from the size. I agree that they should've spent more than one line of dialogue to write off his wound being gone.

[@williamruiz4571]

Always saw Squall's shoulder get hit instead of his chest all those times I played FF8.

[@Rainbowhawk1993]

How can you not include Commander Shepard? Literally dies and brought back to life 2 years later.

[@FelisImpurrator]

I mean, the whole point is that Shep is resurrected from being flash frozen by an absurdly complex project of advanced medical technology, not that it's an easy thing to just walk off. So it's more like the reverse of plot armor.

[@Starless85]

BJ was silly but it thematically fit, served an upgrade purpose, and was just silly fun. Actually a super brilliant self aware use of plot armor.

[@unnamed3086]

BJ was such a creative twist that it doesn’t matter

[@zaczane]

This is the correct answer. Only thing I’d add was that it was also hilarious!

[@duhmzdaih]

@@zaczane dunno man, I don't think the devs were going for "hilarious", but it was indeed haha

[@zaczane]

@@duhmzdaih oh yeah they defiantly were not. But as a writer, I love when a story actually has the balls to stick to its guns. Especially if it’s someone abruptly dying, because I know how other react to such things. Perfect example: in the most recent terminator(which overall was terrible). A terminator Blows child John away with a shotgun in the first few minutes. Everyone in the theater gasps. I burst out laughing.

[@duhmzdaih]

@@zaczane "I love when a story actually has the balls to stick to its guns." But this story didn't. It tried to be both serious and dumb. It didn't stick to anything, it wanted to be drama and also comedy, and failed miserably with both approaches. It's not good drama and it's not that funny. Well, if you're a writer, you must know that shock for shock's sake is not good storytelling.

[@zaczane]

@@duhmzdaih then we sir have different tastes. And it just didn’t work for you. Which is fine. But it worked for me. So I enjoyed it. And No there are plenty of instances where Shock for Shocks sake can be fantastic. Because like anything else in writing, it’s a tool, and tools can be used efficiently or poorly. Just like Fart jokes can be funny, but also lame and over done. All depends on how you use it.

[@erakfishfishfish]

The dog in Duck Hunt. He’s taken millions of blasts to the face with nary a scratch.

[@ThatSoddingGamer]

What about Plot Anti-Armour (Plot Squishiness?). Characters that die in spite of canonically being too tough to die in such a way? I'm thinking specifically of Roland in BL2. Handsome Jack takes him down with one shot from a pistol. Yes, the badass that faced off against the Destroyer in BL1 is killed by a psychopathic human in a management position, using a single bullet fired from an unimpressive looking gun. The games also have New U regeneration stations that will bring its users back to life using cloning technology (perhaps the original main characters got ejected from that system, but I don't know if that's actually canon or not, it is at least implied that must be the case). Too many characters in games die because the plot demands it, when it doesn't really make much sense from an in-universe point of view.

[@theotherjared9824]

Tied into this is the worf effect. The quickest and laziest way to show the power of a new character is for them to beat up the "tough guy." This happened to Worf in Star Trek the next generation so many times that it ruined his character and made him a joke.

[@ExarchGaming]

Goku is another one of these as well. He is killed or close to it by a handheld laser pistol in the second DBS movie (Resurrection F)

[@vergil1us]

Correct me if I'm wrong but New U stations were owned by Handsome Jack so it could be that when he kills someone the system recognizes he wants someone to stay dead or just he turned it off for Roland specifically.

[@antonfowler6582]

​​@@vergil1usthen how come in the final battle when jack has awoken the WARRIOR you can still res at the new U station .

[@vergil1us]

@@antonfowler6582 i don't know, haven't finished the game, ask the devs 😂

[@Megamean09]

Squall's injury is not plot armor, it's not a plot HOLE, and it's sure as hell not a hint that he died. Did you forget the part where magic that instantaneously heals severe wounds is a thing that canonical exists in every single Final Fantasy title?

[@bahamut12th]

you can see where the ice spike hit, and that is a VERY survivable place to get hit, people have taken much more sever wounds and survived

[@jonathanmather6897]

The Wolfenstein one was actually pretty dope imo. It fit the schlocky tone and assumed badassery of the protagonist.

[@duhmzdaih]

hahaha tone? singular? this game doesn't follow a single tone, very often it wants to be taken very seriously, and very often you have moments like... this one.

[@jonathanmather6897]

@@duhmzdaih It’s Tarantino-esque grindhouse schlock. Not for everyone, but I enjoyed it.

[@duhmzdaih]

@@jonathanmather6897 No, it's not. Tarantino's writing is actually good, this is just dumb. You're insulting Tarantino by daring to compare this game to his style.

[@jackojock101]

​@@duhmzdaihcan't handle facts it seems

[@kriskater]

@@duhmzdaihthe game does have a single tone. Dark dark depression and comedy lol it stands uniform imo. It was a damn fun time

[@NoOne-yc4wl]

What about Yang, Cid, Rydia, Edward, Pallom, Porum, and to a lesser extent Rosa in Final Fantasy 4? Hell, Golbez was reduced to a floating hand at one point.

[@jiblitin1520]

Yeah Pallom and Porum died, the plot doesn't even demand that they stay alive. I would say that the rest of the characters never died, maybe Rydia but she was rescued by magical creatures, so it makes sense that she survived.

[@Sayrden]

Cid (and to a slightly lesser degree Yang) seen like the clear standouts here since both survive massive explosions. Cid is even more notable since he jumped off a freaking airship and _then_ exploded.

[@gregmilne4378]

@@Sayrden I always felt Cid was trying to upstage everyone else's heroic sacrifice scenes

[@NihilistAlien]

No guys, Squall got pirces in the shoulder, opposite side of the heart, it makes perfect sense he's doing ok. Peoples in real world survived that

[@thedaywalker5922]

A bit of a cop out but every hero in the Borderlands series. At any point, even during the final boss stage, handsome Jack/Calypso twins/Commandant Steele could have just ordered the respawn to not work for any of them, which would just stop the story all together.

[@Barbeedood]

Hey folks! Deus ex-machina doesn't mean the same as plot armour. Deus ex machina is the term used to define a plot device that brings an unexpected and improbable conclusion to a story

[@zaczane]

I blame CinemaSins.

[@nikelbags1177]

Never liked the Squall is dead theory.. Didnt make sense to me, you can see as he's falling back the shard is to the side.. Looked like rib cage to me but glad Square cleared it up with "shoulder" .. We can revive anyone else and basically kill gods.. But Squall dies from a shard?.. Never liked that bs theory

[@ranwolf7650]

almost every nameless thug in the Arkham games

[@dragoredrox7493]

After seeing the ada clones and knowing shes genetically engeneered to some extent im no longer surprised by her survival throws

[@JerryOviedo]

I remember when I first played Wolfenstein 2 and saw Blaskowitz getting beheaded I didn’t know what to think or how it was going to recover from that. Of course it was very short lived as the cut scene shows you how they did it. Pretty cool actually. Did not see that coming at all. I thought they would save him before getting decapitated

[@shinjinaraku4251]

Nice to hear someone say something positive about FF8's Junction system.

[@deadsiderwashere]

Balthier was just FF's James Bond.

[@SerathDarklands]

We know that BJ is wired differently. In New Order, he gets injected with enough tranquilizer to knock out an elephant, and he just sort of shrugs it off. Is it BELIEVABLE that a character who has that much fortitude could survive beheading for twenty or thirty seconds? Eh, maybe. Is it POSSIBLE? Absolutely.

[@Mistahhuntah]

I mean. The average person lives about 7. 🤷🏼‍♂️ I suppose it's not toooo out there to think he'd live longer because he's so extra.

[@SerathDarklands]

@@Mistahhuntah Exactly. BJ's a tank of a man - he's not the smartest (though he's not dumb), he's not that wise, he's not overly charismatic, but what he DOES have is raw, unbridled strength and endurance. Though I do have questions about the reality of EVERYTHING after his beheading - we know Frau Engel had planned for the Kriesau Circle's attempt to break BJ out, so there was almost certainly a trap waiting for them, yet when BJ reunites with Anya, she sort of dismisses it as though nothing had happened. I think it's totally possible that everything after his head gets cut off was just the last synapses firing to create something close to a hallucination. Of course, that would also mean that Youngblood is, at the very least, a hallucination or fantasy, and possibly an entirely different timeline.

[@duhmzdaih]

Everything in BJs world is "wired differently". There's a thousand things that could have gone wrong with that plan to save his head LOL

[@ChrisMedley]

Does that mean we're a demon trying to keep Wild Dog in hell over and over again? Are... are we Satan?

[@stonecoldku4161]

How are there no examples from The Last of US 2? The plot armor is so thick for Abby and Ellie in that game. I'm surprised they can stand up and walk around with how heavy it must be. You could almost make an entire list from that game alone.

[@twistedfellow7041]

You thought I would die by killing me? Ha, nice try. Dying isn't enough to kill me!

[@BoyProdigyX]

🤬- "...Because, Kojima." haha

[@Beeyo176]

2:13 They knew what they were doing here

[@BeatCommission]

I wish I could forget MGS so I could experience it again for the first time 😭😭😭

[@Bowcaster26]

I half expected Metroid's Ridley to be on here

[@TinKnight]

For GTA V, I don't even consider it real plot armor (in the game's universe). All of the protagonists can "die" in the game & be resurrected at the nearest hospital for a very reasonable (by US healthcare standards) fee, after only a couple hours have lapsed. It's a critical part of the game mechanic. So Amanda (& the other companion characters) just have access to the same healthcare standards. The real difference is when they actually die from less severe wounds than the player shrugs off throughout the game.

[@LlorDrei]

There is something I've been wondering, given Kojima's sense of humor. There is a scene in MGS4 where Ocelot kisses Snake, supposedly mockingly. What I'm wondering is, was Ocelot in love with Snake? The reason I'm wondering is the robotic arm, housing Liquid Snake's consciousness that is attached to Ocelot. It seems to me this is satire of Bionic Commando, where the arm is powered by his dead wife, because the bionics will only work with two people who have a deep emotional connection with each other, such as lovers.

[@Match25]

Top games where there is an in game lore reason as to why you come back after dying. Example: Talion from Shadow of Mordor/War

[@zachtwilightwindwaker596]

Doesn't Hades have something like that too?

[@jotheunissen9274]

Doom Slayer has the best plot armor since he's already in Hell So what are the demons gonna do? Kill him so Doomguy wakes up in Hell? That doesn't really solve their problem

[@billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge]

why would the slayer even go to hell tough what evil thing would overpower all the good deeds he done?

[@jotheunissen9274]

@@billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge He does a lot of killing though And with your logic Lucifer/Satan/the Devil torturing the souls of Hell would make him a Saint too

[@Mistahhuntah]

I meeeaaaannnnnnn

[@billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge]

@@jotheunissen9274 with ur logic god is litterally a sinner

[@jotheunissen9274]

@@billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge Not so much a sinner as just a colossal asshole Who was behind the Flood? Who made and allowed people like Hitler and Stalin?

[@STÖs-Allerlei]

Liquid Snake flew a Helicopter ? I can only remember the Jet fight....or was it a chopper ?

[@gorgha3988]

You can plainly see in the FF8 cutscene that Squall took the hit in the shoulder, nowhere near any vital organs so I don't know where everyone always gets this theory that he must be dead. Him being alright later? Big deal. Like the man said, this is a franchise where people battle literal gods and only get knocked out.

[@nintendians]

5. he's probably did have super human ability. 3. capcom probably did this to use her later on the series. 2. well... he is dead, but somehow still alive via machines. 1. well, it's a "final" fantasy game - so the main progantist doesn't die easily.

[@matt3606-o3l]

Blurring what was so obviously a severed head saved my mental health.

[@ghostlyswat12]

Could you imagine if they went with the squalls dead theory would of been very dark and cool

[@sophiathekitty]

I can totally see most of the NPCs in GTA games surviving their deaths by waking up in the hospital like you do even you die.

[@lilshokan]

yuri lowel from tales of vesperia being stabbed and falling ff a tower into the ocean only to be alive and well because the main antagonist saved him and brought him back to his apartment.... what?!

[@alyssinwilliams4570]

So, so much plot armor in FF 14

[@bandedcat10]

Man, super glad the swastika in the Nazi killing game was censored, no telling what kind of damage that could've caused.

[@carminescurse]

Since we missed Tues your Own Adventure is this Thursday For Adventure?

[@antonfowler6582]

ADA is actually mentioned in resident evil one terminal password is the name of the researchers girlfriend . ADA . In the original resi 2 ada mentions shes searching for her boyfriend . And yes she was just using the guy to get access .

[@li-limandragon9287]

Ada sucks, Jill and Claire are way better. Loving her is like self-flagellation.

[@SirRavixofFourhorn]

@li-limandragon9287 I mean it's not but thanks gatekeeper

[@Frost4Real]

The BJ one was a bit of a joke tbf, it didnt rly need to happen but got that shock factor across, even if instantly reversed, but its Wolfenstein so just go with it lol

[@Zso-VIII]

Any "They're dead/dying and what we see is all a product of their dying mind" theory automatically sucks.

[@justin6021]

But what about the new balance data slate ? Grey Knights are looking tasty as ever

[@1003JustinLaw]

Ah yes, the pixilation of Nazi iconographies to avoid provoking the wrath of the almighty yet near-blind KZbin regulatory algorithm.

[@seanbordenkircher7854]

Seed? See-D? I mean, the school is known as a Garden so seed makes sense, but then it's written "SeeD"

[@XTheCronosX]

IF you see his D, its not the game I played. But I liked the Idea with Garden as base, SeeDs as troops and the high class group are the white SeeDs. But... Some People belive that the D is capitalized bacause of you(Squal) time traveling. You are one of the Seeds, but also gave Edea/mother etc the IDEA. You Planeted the Seed. You are the end and beginning of that Story.

[@bobbyboswell13]

ok after watching the last one that ice shard was clearly in his right shoulder

[@SirBanana1992]

The Cold Steel arc of the Legend of heroes series, all of them, they're all guilty. I love them but this is absurd.

[@fenech2013]

the helm of self love sounds like a masterbation refrence

[@jennyf-eg5gl]

I like Ff8 well enough but even i give up on figuring out. 😅

[@DevilDogMuNky]

Ethan from RE7 and RE8? Hand gets sawed off Heart gets ripped out

[@hollowheaded9319]

It's crazy it's like he isn't even human anymore. It just makes zero sense how he managed to survive the game.

[@derrickhaggard]

It was actually explained in RE8 that Ethan got injected with the Mold at some point in RE7 but was then given an anti-virus which somewhat worked meaning while yes Ethan didn't mutate into a monster he did get a impressive healing factor. Heck "Massive Spoiler Alert for RE8" the only reason why Ethan dies during the last portion of the game's midway point is because it's discovered that Ethan's healing factor has been pushed to the point where it's actually burned out meaning one more fatal wound and he dies, hence why Ethan dies when he sacrifices himself to help give Chris an edge against the revealed true antagonist Mother Miranda.

[@viix3815]

When I play GTA. I don't murder hobo, or break traffic laws. Just because... I wanna subvert the intent.

[@Saddonghussein]

Ada didn't pose as an fbi agent in resident evil 2, she was looking for her boyfriend john

[@li-limandragon9287]

Nah she was looking for the T-Virus the cow, she doesn’t care about John. I’m with Chris on this, she needs to die.

[@krvgames9258]

Ada was posing as an FBI agent in the RE2 Remake. But her searching for her boyfriend John, a boyfriend she didn’t have, happened in the original Resident Evil 2.

[@Saddonghussein]

@@krvgames9258 exactly, remake not resident evil 2 at all

[@SirRavixofFourhorn]

@@Saddonghussein Remake was better cry about it

[@Saddonghussein]

@@SirRavixofFourhorn sure buddy

[@Syrin23]

In Tiny Tina, you have defeat a character's plot armor. Such a good game

[@liathedoll]

RE could fill this damn list alone 😂

[@Future_Doggo]

Final Fantasy too

[@ledumpsterfire6474]

Ohhhhhh wow, hoo boy, color me dead surprised.. Wesker is back. Again. Again again.

[@li-limandragon9287]

@@ledumpsterfire6474Jill tackled Wesker off a mountain and came back better than ever.

[@emperorkarlfranzrulerofthe2826]

In GTA V you can also inlcude Lamar, I ran over him as often as I could, but he would not stay dead, so I ran over him again and again

[@Mistahhuntah]

I don't get why people like him. I find him sooo annoying only second to Lance Vance.

[@kevinmitchell766]

Jimmy is the one I kept trying to kill. But, yeah, I didn't like Lamar either.

[@augustoortiz1254]

N fact, with squall didn't hit any vital point But can die in the small fall (remember injustice with Dick grayson)

[@Zenta-H]

Mihaly... Ac-7 Or Arsenal Bird...

[@aaronlee5594]

10 reasons why you don't get to see your favorite hosts in videos they narrate?

[@kalletunnellinen6863]

Weren't you suppose to leave or something? There was this goodbye video a month backwards for you?🤔

[@kevingame3198]

Where’s alear becoming the fire emblem in engage

[@Martynde]

I don’t pronounce Squall’s name that way. I say it as squal in squalor.

[@scootinand]

No. I never do this, but I'm gonna comment without watching the video because of the thumbnail. They sewed his head onto a new body so he could keep killing Nazi facist bastards. That is the BEST use of plot armor. Not to mention how gruesome and shocking the decapitation is, and how unexpected the whole shebang is if you don't know it's coming.

[@mixbydlo184]

PRESTON GARVEY!!! 😤😤😤

[@Morningstar_95]

I usually click away when I hear a game being beaten to death in these lists. This time, right off the bat, we got gta v right off the bat. Gotta listen to wcg talk about it for the 100th time -.-

[@remnever2]

KZbin’s policies are out of control.. you have to blur swasticas in game footage now? Good lord.

[@thefuturist8864]

It could be because of viewers in Germany, where it’s illegal to depict *anything* associated with the Nazis. It’s easier to blur it on the original video than make a different video just for Germans.

[@goldenghostgod5333]

Middle child. Does Simon think there only 3 final fantasy on ps1 lol.

[@kelllee7647]

Squall LeonGOAT

[@bahamut12th]

bahalmit? what is up with you brits and being unable to say Bahamut?

[@Match25]

Still hate i couldnt kill Liquid in MGSV

[@vgbcp3rs0na41]

LIQUIIIIIIIIIDDDD!!!!

[@strangerontheinternet6409]

boozer from days gone

[@Gawny7789]

What a random video.

[@cppblank]

I don't know what he is talking about. I have been decapitated 4 times.

[@alunlloyd9812]

Not even the creators can convince me that squall isnt dead lol. Not even cause of the injury, but because of how bat s*** crazy and convenient the rest of the game is

[@Mistahhuntah]

I'm sooooo glad you blurred the swastikas and decapitation, i don't think my mental health could take it even though I've beat them all. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@duhmzdaih]

6:56 In my 30+ years of gaming, this beheading and "rescue" is the dumbest moment I have ever seen in a video game, and I have seen A LOT of dumb moments, but this one... geez haha

[@SirRavixofFourhorn]

No one cares

[@duhmzdaih]

@@SirRavixofFourhorn You clearly do, given that you had to comment haha. Cry me a river fanboy.

[@eddieguida2963]

I would have to put Gordon from My Friendly Neighborhood on the list. The man survives, without any negative consequences, a fall from a building at least a dozen stories plus a TV antenna in height, into a single layer of full trash bags in the sub-basement of the same building.

[@krvgames9258]

Why does Ada Wong have the worst plot armor in Resident Evil Jules? Were you EXPECTING her to die? When Ada Wong is a very popular character in the Resident Evil series, she is NOT going to die!

[@duhmzdaih]

Well... the writers could make an effort to put her into situations where it is more plausible to survive haha

[@li-limandragon9287]

@krvgames9258 Ada is only popular among fan artists, nobody will say they actually enjoy playing as her with a straight face. She’s objectively the worst girl in the series. I’d take even Ashely over her.

[@krvgames9258]

@@li-limandragon9287 I enjoy playing as Ada Wong in Resident Evil 6.

[@theotherjared9824]

I would be more inclined to believe square if the cinematic had Squall actually stabbed in his shoulder and not where his ribcage should be. Granted, people have survived being impaled like this, but Squall should not have 2 functioning lungs.

[@XTheCronosX]

Death or survival never made any sense in FF games. You die with 50+ Potions, Pheonixdowns etc and at least 3 more Characters that can cast resurrection of some kind or you survive geting nuked, drowned then burried alive and all that gives you a 2 minute limping phase ingame... ^^ So for Squal, someone just casted arc Angel on him? Or he had Ice selected as Spell for elemental resistance?(FF8 was the one, where you could get almost 200% Elemental resistance for all elements so who knows)

[@jip5889]

You just lost The Game.

[@FredBloggs919]

WHY DO YOU KEEP PIXELLATING THINGS? IT’S STUPID!!!

[@Kicia84]

Because they don't want KZbin to demonetise them. Same with censoring curse words. It makes sense.

[@FredBloggs919]

@@Kicia84 then why include a scene that has to be censored at all?!

[@channingtaintum]

@@FredBloggs919 Narrative context

[@Mistahhuntah]

​@@Kicia84just because it in some ways doesn't mean it's not stupid.

[@NekoHibaCosplay]

tbh there was a famous theory back in the day that claimed that Squall actually did die at the end of disc 2 and all the rest of the game was just an end-of-life allucination I mean, just face it for the ones who remember the game, until end of disc 1 the game was pretty straightforward, yeah fantasy with magic and guardian forces, but from Disc 2 we have witches, reincarnation, time travel, space travel, the fucking Balamb Garder flying to avoid being nuked by missiles and then engaging a sky battle with another flying building... the list continues, the game from disc two pushed the bullshit factor up to 11 Developers always denied this, but still there was many evidences that it could have been at least hinted

[@li-limandragon9287]

Chris Redfield: Ada’s plot armour won’t protect her from my fists. Leon gonna be Claire’s even if I have to kill every Chinese Waifu in existence.

[@ChrisOliver4307]

So you have to blur Swastikas, huh? I can see why KZbin would want that, but it's also kinda dumb when you are using images from a clearly anti-Nazi game.

[@thefuturist8864]

It’s easier to blur/pixelate it than risk the wrath of some SJW with too much time on their hands.

[@bensutherland5209]

Ugh, why do people keep saying FF8 is good? The story was a ridiculous joke and the characters were so dumb.

[@NoOne-yc4wl]

"I'm Squall and I'm a sad boye" "We need you to lead!" "NO... I'm a sad boye..." "BUT THE CHILD MERCENARIES..." "What part of sad boye says 'whatever' confused you?"

[@jennyf-eg5gl]

I like Ff8 well enough. I didn't hate it, but it had so many pole holes. 😅

[@li-limandragon9287]

@@jennyf-eg5gl I just can’t stand Squall or Rinoa compared the previous protagonists or the characters after them. Triple Triade is good tho.

[@jennyf-eg5gl]

@li-limandragon9287 True that. I just did replay this year and well...the characters didn't age well at all. The music is beautiful as well. 😅

[@gene052286]

First

[@marcjameswhelan]

Really ? Loser

[@zafferung4440]

It's pronounced 'lef-tennant'. Drop your Americanisms in the bin.