8 minutes of holt's holtisms | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

What if I were an asSaSsIn?
Here's our favourite of Captain Holt (Andre Braugher) and his truly deranged enunciations. From "painnnnnnn" to "BOOOONE", Holt sure does have a way with words, especially when he's hanging out with the Nine-Nine!
From Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the NBC series revolving around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's fictional 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The series also stars Terry Crews as Sargeant Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti and Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle.
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[@elouisierx]

RIP Captain Dad ❤

[@dannystarkridesfixed]

Yep that’s the one Captain dad

[@Franiac32]

"Velvet... *Thunder*" is still my favorite pronunciation of all time.

[@Schpoonman]

Naming my next AC in Armored Core 6 VELVET THUNDER.

[@Franiac32]

@@Schpoonman brilliant idea

[@jacobmccain8082]

I'd have to go with bone. Although I love his "Unless you make it in the toilet...toilet wine" This is also great!

[@daphnehashadenough]

I hate to say it but ‘velvet thunder’ just makes me think of a muffled fart that has treacherously escaped, wreaking havoc on nearby members of society.

[@jamesalan3450]

Velvet Thunder has been the name of my fantasy football team for about 6-7 years.

[@olatundedave]

"Kawabonga mother" 😂😂😂

[@dannystarkridesfixed]

We are not cowabunga people

[@mainly_marvel]

i know "d-d-d-d-derek" isn't one of the enunciations but i feel as if it should be an honorary clip

[@Hulkzilla0]

"..... AGAIN."

[@Bentakur]

VIIIIIIIIIII-NNNNNNNNN-DDDDDDDDIIIIII-CATIIIOOOONNN!! and PAaaAaaAAAiiIiIIIIInnnnn are my favorites😂😂😂

[@debojyotighosh859]

Bone!!!!!!!!😂

[@teapottanuki5841]

The fact he continued Bingpot is oddly sweet

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

Poor Jake trying to say “Annunciated annunciations.”😂😂 😂

[@DevilHunterJax]

It reminds me of when he and Holt had the mumps and he tried to say Garibaldi and then said he needed some 'medigin' 😂

[@sergey_is_sergey]

More like "enunciated denunciations"!

[@minischoolofmusic]

was i the only one waiting for “THE CLEAVAGE CLOAKS THE CAMERA WITH ITS CURVES” 😂 the way holt enunciated that one kills me hahah

[@glennyglennglenn.]

Sometimes, when I watch the “Bone” scene, I wonder what the conversation at home between Captain Holt and Kevin must have been like: Capt: Kevin, we’ve been bickering, and it’s been quite distressing. Kevin: I agree, Raymond. What do you suggest we do? Capt: It’s been brought to my attention that perhaps the reason for our squabbling is due to the fact that my working the night shift has left us with little opportunity for a romantic interlude. Kevin: Someone actually said that to you?? Capt: Well, it was Detective Diaz, so she didn’t exactly say THAT. Kevin: What. did. she. say., Raymond? Capt: She, ummm .. she said we need to ….. bone. .. and then for 40 minutes, like Captain Holt did, Kevin randomly yells out “Bone??!!” ….. until they finally do it.

[@Anthony-ye3ry]

You sir made our head Cannon come to life in a very vivid way. You won!💯🥇🤣🤣🤣

[@ash_elizabethhhh]

This is so underrated 😂😂

[@glennyglennglenn.]

@@Anthony-ye3ry Yay!! Thank you!

[@glennyglennglenn.]

@@ash_elizabethhhh Thanks!

[@SuicidalPooh]

That’s canon that happened heard their voices

[@josemaria8177]

I wish to be as well spoken as Captain Holt one day

[@phillipjohnson143]

"I'm a poet, and didn't even know i was rhyming those words." Obvious rhyme that he was too good for.

[@GhostRider-dk3do]

He will always be in our Hearts rest in piece Captain 😢

[@catialeoncini98]

0:31 as an Italian, Holt using the correct pronounciation makes me insanely happy🥰 Andre was a treasure❤

[@nickwright2721]

You forgot all the punks 😭😭

[@kaylasolomon9578]

“hello there, the little guy”😭😭

[@gabrielemanderioli2113]

I cite the "coat coat jacket COAT" scene at least once a day

[@nithinraj6947]

RIP, captain. We'll try to have fun. As you've specifically instructed.

[@bushidotestu1997]

Holt having unhinged moments were great to have in the series

[@eva9092]

I'll always love Charles actually getting Captain Holt's impression of eating a marshmellow

[@MegaKnight2012]

"Cowabunga Mother!"

[@lucadandrea9323]

"Is this a police precinct? Or a turkish bazaar?"

[@DateMike22]

RIP Andre Braugher 😢💔🕊️🌹🙏🏼.

[@spiritzion]

BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL!

[@divyanshsahai]

BBOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!!

[@FinneganMurray-pb2ej]

When we found out he died: PĀĪŅ

[@mattderringer7404]

Vindicationnnnnn!!!!

[@heartsfordays8620]

BOOST MY BOTTOOOOM lives rent free in my head

[@CaseyMcGeorge]

I will take every chance to see him say “VINDICATIOOOON” and “BOOOONE”

[@calebsoria1777]

BONEEEEEEE

[@giannisk82]

A great actor and from what i've read a wonderful person. RIP Captain.

[@johndaily263]

Where is “Nothing’s okay”?? Best monologue since The West Wing.

[@WJen8]

He was something else 💯

[@kolehansen5975]

I love he started saying “bingpot” despite hating made up words just because Jake said it once

[@bengeorge9063]

That Paaaaaain hits the soul

[@redfordreddington8834]

BONE

[@SirPrizeMF]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE?!?!

[@louisdellalucca8969]

BONE!!!! BOOOOOOOOONE!!!!

[@MrKite_]

PAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN

[@XavierBlackburn777]

BONEEEEE!!!

[@dannystarkridesfixed]

“ it was better than fine.. It was laos “

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Andre Braugher was truly a one of a kind actor

[@FizzyPoping]

“Hey there the little guy”

[@ChrisJRyan]

SHES DEAD 😂😂😂

[@blueleader102]

*WHO DO YOU WORK FOR, PIZZA MAN?!*

[@mobprincessxoxo5758]

Captain dad will truly be miss!!! I’m still at a lost 😢

[@bluishblow]

1:40 i didn't remember this so i wasn''t ready and I screamed so loud

[@mariacg1164]

this man will forever be my tv dad

[@evanblake5252]

Andre was gone too soon. Holt was the best character in the show, in my opinion.

[@TrashBandicoot12]

*V E L V E T T H U N D E R*

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

David Doyle (1929-1997)

[@juanwillis7651]

Laos! 😂

[@peckoms4160]

Me laughing with tears in my eyes😢❤

[@jaylene.turner6524]

Still missing you,Captain.🫡😭

[@SkyofA]

*PAIN* I felt that

[@haileast429]

The intense eye contact makes him that much more of a bad-a

[@licolyn_cosyt6325]

Rip captain dad you will always be loved ❤‍🩹❤‍🩹

[@jonnatansuazo7539]

YAAAAAS QUEEEN?

[@ironpulse3658]

Any KZbinr that uploads videos with Andre Braugher in it is keeping his acting legacy alive

[@yashodharkapadia4909]

Now that I Think about it, Jake did say Chair, Chair, Wall Chair and Holt said Coat, Coat, Jacket and Coat. Wonder if Jake picked it up from Daddy Holt

[@idanlewenhoff2295]

never give anyone your flute words to live by

[@nt2904]

Hello there the little guy

[@georgi1310]

Doing dong the Wuntch is dead!!! BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL!

[@aaronenduro3168]

Well, hello there "the little guy".

[@MariaTorres-fn7gi]

Bagel! Wunch is dead! Bagel! Bagel! Bagel!

[@anchineliu7355]

Why couldn’t he have said “I’m a poet and didn’t even know it” to rhyme?? Every time I hear the alternative sentence my soul cries

[@lobo5274]

I do believe that's the point and I find it both funny and devastating for the same reason

[@NapQueen96]

The middle image of Holt in the thumbnail seems crazy and kinda AI

[@nitrogames1829]

"WHO DO YOU WORK FOR pizza man..."

[@TheOctaviusLee]

I used to love seeing these pop up in my feed but now they just make me sad....

[@mainly_marvel]

pppppaaaaaaaiinnnuhhhhh 🫶

[@balls664]

the f35 flying over "palestine" rn delivering freedom 😂

[@bluecheese725]

imy captain dad

[@markjda6867]

🤣🤣🤣

[@neostorm7772]

I can't hear you Kevin your dead

[@patrickn8355]

*I didn’t like it but, what a story for Kevin.*

[@TaiWind]

aww, they didn't have my favorite one: the Cleavage Cloaks the Camera with its Curves

[@yoshuahs999]

Laos 🇱🇦

[@Frankie-O]

King Of The Hill; Souphanousinphone Family.

[@FoolishMortal6121]

PUNK

[@asusjackson9286]

First

[@theepilogue2190]

Cool you want a cookie 🍪

[@calebsoria1777]

BONEEEEEEE

[@JalenPrice_252]

“VIN-DI-CA-TIOOOOONNNN!!!!!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@calebsoria1777]

BONEEEEEEE

[@rachelladue1572]

Wow and then that was it nice ending line

[@yoshuahs999]

CASE!