Captain Holt Being GREAT at Human Interaction | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Captain Ray Holt is the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, and since he joined the team he has proven his exceptional value, from the Halloween heists to his great skills at human interaction.
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[@stillwatchingnetflix]

I Am Sorry.

[@disagust9619]

_so confused_

[@mgx19]

i am sorry*

[@crydegolem4135]

Erwin Smith maybe the person who wrote the comment is named Sorry, hence due to Sorry being a name, it is capitalised for the initial character.

[@dylansmith6521]

When is season 6 coming

[@mgx19]

@@crydegolem4135 '-'

[@KatKitKay]

“Are you really playing the gay card right now?!” “Yaas queen”

[@hadiyyaedah-tally7302]

Kiribaku’s better ship name is Poprocks that moment was so funny

[@kentinson1670]

He could've play the Rank Card. Instead, he used the Gay Card. We stan Captain Dad

[@davidtucker9498]

But like... Objectively, Terry was right.

[@gabriellepark240]

Kiribaku’s better ship name is Poprocks *Snap!*

[@remixthatbadder8429]

I literally laughed SO HARD

[@edoboleyn]

“When a tempo isn’t specified, any reasonable person would default to lento.”

[@t3htit4n6]

Mere C He isn’t wrong

[@edoboleyn]

T3H TIT4N I need a mashup of all of Holt’s opinions on music.

[@ayushyakaul1]

Fucking gold, when I first saw it I literally had to pause and laugh for a straight minute.

[@dag1407]

I would default to Allegro moderato

[@iwannabeastarshipranger5895]

Me sightreading

[@myeahonline]

Scully: It’s impossible to read that guy. *cuts to a scene of Holt displaying maximum emotion*

[@alayrabail]

Which episode is where the squad learn to read holt? I am trying SO hard to find it 😂😂

[@prakharkumar8054]

@@alayrabail I think season 1 within first 3-4 episodes coz that’s when they were trying to figure out holt

[@alayrabail]

@@prakharkumar8054 thanks It’s episode 4 of season 1!

[@patenis5556]

Woah its almost like that’s the joke

[@sidkoneswaran9648]

@@patenis5556 🤣

[@carlyhazen8719]

“Are you really playing the gay card?” “Yeasss Queen” *SNAP*

[@KanekiKen-lm1dl]

“You have kids and they would suffer greatly if you died, but I’m gay”

[@Lauren.E.O]

1k likes Yass 👑

[@mixedroyalty]

“That was way too personal. No one needs to know you have sisters” 💀💀

[@thehereandnow8673]

Rosa: “I don’t want to talk about it” Holt: “I regret the words we’ve already spoken”

[@thomas-stilinski8149]

@@thehereandnow8673 his development over the series is amazing

[@raulrosas5068]

"i just…erased, everything"

[@kokirigirl12]

Never before have I vibed with someone so deeply as in the moment those words were spoken

[@uzmanpsikologortacikizler3763]

You, lady, are hot.

[@yazhini5652]

Holt and Rosa telling each other how wonderful they are at emotions is the most hilarious thing

[@previously4821]

Yazhini What episode was that from?

[@harmonybaudin2115]

@@previously4821 When Rosa and Marcus broke up. I don't know what else happened, maybe in Season 3.

[@TheVitaminsC]

@@previously4821 Season 3 Episode 6 Into the Woods

[@kaandyx7103]

@@previously4821 its from seasons 2. must be episode 4, 5 or 6

[@melaniechiriacescu7876]

Rosa and Holt are the proof that you don’t need a gay character full of stereotypes to make it work

[@adelhelma6015]

Rosa is EXTREMELY stereotypically wlw though.

[@thecasul1524]

@@adelhelma6015 Rosa has stereotypes, every character in every piece of media has at least some. What the person above tried to say is that being gay/lesbian shouldn't be a stereotype, and that Holt and Rosa are examples of characters that don't have homosexuality as their only trait.

[@stephaniecapelache8502]

funny, when I think of them, I get that there's so much more about a character than only one aspect of their personality.

[@jeramahia123]

Exactly why Sex and the City is horrible and any woman who admits to liking it has lost my respect.

[@GreyWind1988]

Exactly. You don't need an LGBT character to fulfill every annoying stereotype to be a memorable character. Honestly, those characters are just irritating

[@margaritam.9118]

Terry: It means you don’t have emojis on your phone Holt: :(

[@danielbronfenbrener5601]

Are you crazy? He was clearly thinking about his incredible honeymoon with Kevin!

[@breonamullins5346]

😂😂😂😂😂 he was dumbfounded

[@Carbon2861996]

That is deep because he doesn''t have emojis in his life either.

[@justyourlocalwitchhunter9184]

□□□□

[@10RexTheWolf01]

Isn't that an iphone in his hand?

[@collier1621]

"I think I am... Getting a text message." "*Bloop* Ah, there it is."

[@m0npho752]

Collier You need to learn how to use punctuation.

[@sherryb6351]

I laughed so loudly at this that I just scared my cat.

[@francoistheron3194]

This was funnyer, written.

[@v1nc3nz000]

Best way out

[@lucase6077]

@@m0npho752 How do you write it correctly?

[@sophiegeorgina1108]

The “oh noooooo” when Rosa says she thinks she might be pregnant lmfao

[@aaryaputra108]

RIP Captain Holt (Andre Braugher), I salute you and your extraordinary acting skills. Literally just finished watching all seasons of Brooklyn Nine Nine a couple of days ago 💔

[@13ROHPak]

Rosa: I'm pregnant Captain Holt: Are your senses...... heightened? Rosa: I'm pregnant, not bitten by a radioactive spider.

[@Lucas_OBrien]

Naema Ahmed What season are those episodes from? Also with the lady as deputy chief commisionner? Is there a seventh season? I can’t figure it out.

[@ChristianaAdekoya]

@@cristina9202 it's not made up it actually happened when Rosa thought she was pregnant

[@aesinam]

@@Lucas_OBrien deputy chief is season 2

[@rojsaeed5336]

@@Lucas_OBrien season seven isnt out yet lol

[@13ROHPak]

@@Lucas_OBrien The no hole quote is s05e11 - The Favour. The pregnant one is from s02e20

[@lonzo1110]

When holt gives himself the nickname VELVET THUNDER

[@debjoy12]

Balthazar, meet...Penelope!

[@IneptPotato]

When he said velvet thunder it sent shocks through me from the sheer bravado that Andre Braugher has

[@Aaron-jh5gc]

It's not a nickname, it's a codename!

[@brindhaanand598]

@@Aaron-jh5gc my codename is couch potato

[@leedent7260]

@@IneptPotato but no pzazz! 👍

[@pokefan213]

my absolute favourite part of this series was how the team made holt- and by extension Kevin- more humanized and Kevin and holt made Jake more grown up, without sacrificing their core character traits as so many shows would do.

[@AndereundIch]

And there is still constant character growth, its realy realy cool how they managed that and you can feel the love for the show put in by everone involved

[@P1r4n]

I like how Holt and Rosa are meant to me the most emotionless characters on the show, but we’ve seen them cry more than any other character

[@twinkletoes875]

Amy has cried most too, and Holt only cried like 1 or 2 times

[@MCSPARTAN501]

Pretty sure we've only seen Holt and Rosa cry a couple of times. Jake hasn't cried much either. Amy and Charles have cried a lot more.

[@wikiwoof9590]

When you bottle stuff up it all comes out some day

[@whatonearth9809]

“You ran over my foot... I am in...incredible pain” 😂😂😂

[@basetsanam1876]

The pause dude! That's what killed me 💀💀

[@bilalmusa2969]

Rosa: I'm pregnant Captain Holt: Are your senses...... heightened? Rosa: I'm pregnant, not bitten by a radioactive spider.

[@shiraisi13]

the reason why i started B99

[@Hamppariranskis]

"ouch."

[@captainraymondholt4565]

I had never felt such pain as in that moment, besides when I was lightly stabbed. Sincerely, Raymond Holt

[@fkmlfe4711]

A great gay character in a show without most of his jokes based on being gay.

[@solarmaru49]

A lot of gay people just looking for validation. When everyone else don’t actually care just carry on.

[@jepiene]

Yas queen

[@SoyDrinker]

@@solarmaru49 "Everyone else don't actually care" says the straight person as LGBT people are being killed and half their country is actively fighting to make gay marriage illegal.

[@tworpish]

His characters jokes are based on his robotic personality

[@coledavis5212]

But when they are present, they are good “Are you really playing the gay card right now?” “Yas queen.”

[@patronustrip]

I just can't imagine how bad that report was to have Holt express his emotions like that. I need to know.

[@katongokatongo6384]

Holt: “He was once my captain” Boyle: “So he’s kind of like our Grand Captain.” Holt: “That is amazingly funny.” Boyle: ☺️

[@hemasaka9813]

"Marcus, I think we should break up" "That makes me feel sad, I am sad" "Your sadness is noted" "I feel acknowledged. Thank you for breaking up with me"

[@neslihankunu9439]

I LAUGHED HARD LMAO

[@gabby5255]

I remember that ep. Omg those too are iconic

[@KeeBay30]

I always loved their conversation the next day Holt : Kevin said we were "Sociopaths". Rosa : So you're gonna leave Kevin?

[@ptsd73]

Rosa and Holt are so good at emotions... 😂

[@ivag.5398]

Best part 😂😂

[@somanytvshowshavecausedmee899]

"Go razmataz" "Go razmataz" "Go razmataz" *says in a completely monotone voice with an emotionless face* "I lost everything"

[@Jahu-qs2us]

Emotion is a disadvantage in the police profession. If i resorted to anger in that moment, it wouldn't have made the situation more bearable. I do understand though that your recreation of this moment is meant as lighthearted fun. I therefore enjoyed your comment immensely. Sincerely, Raymond Holt.

[@Canadianvoice]

@@Jahu-qs2us the fact that there is a non capitalized "i" in this comment makes me feel some emotion.

[@tonoornottono]

@@Canadianvoice a mistake certainly. though the real holt would never be so careless.

[@OBENSquad_21]

😂😂😂😂

[@gamert28]

What are you talking about he looked completely devastated?

[@AlterBridgeJericho]

RIP Andre. You will forever be a TV icon

[@shahalshahalooth6044]

"I'm sorry" "I'm sorry" "I'm sorry" "I'm sorry" "I'm sorry" "I'm sorry" "I'm sorry" "I'm sorry" "I'm sorry" "I'm sorry" "I'm sorry" "I'm sorry" "Yes that's the one"

[@abhijeetsherchan7767]

Good*

[@afterknowledge2095]

I was looking for this for like 5 minutes

[@djolemacola]

Best part is she did act it out in the best way at the very end. He was not wrong. :D

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

7:36

[@jennaucb4155]

i still can't tell the difference, it's as hard as pronouncing nikolaj correctly

[@liamross2636]

So he is kinda like our grand captain! Holt: that.. is.. amazingly.. funny....

[@shuvospeaking3250]

Amazingly funny.... told with a straight face with extremely monotonous tone. 🌝

[@kathrynnolan3558]

I accidently spat out the water in my mouth when that scene happened. Lol

[@LockedBreech]

Nice to just see good 'ol Boyle get a clean win for once.

[@benross5170]

Brandt captain

[@rlacksgh9673]

I am feeeling trepidation at the prospect of parentless existence. - Raymond Holt, seven years old.

[@aaronkenyon7112]

Those words were lifted from my boyhood diary

[@swine13]

@@aaronkenyon7112 verbatim, if im not mistaken

[@jlouzado]

The dramatic zoom in at 2:53 for "that... Was amazingly funny" gets me everytime. 😂

[@fluffychan6000]

"I just erased everything" idk why but I felt that to my core. I died

[@SheevTalks]

Most actors: "You can't be the funniest character on the show without expressing any emotion." Andre Braugher: "Hold my soda pop."

[@shvy100]

hold my marshed mallow

[@umar8050]

@@shvy100 What is this glutinous monstrosity???!?

[@eligruenbacher715]

@@umar8050 looks like a sticky pillow

[@shamayitabhattacharya3392]

Hold my Marshed Mallows

[@Simplifier123]

Hold my Corgi.

[@nikishri]

he's simultaenously the most and the LEAST dramatic person on the show, a whole ass drama queen edit: HOLY SHIT 2.6K?? TYSM!!

[@hescoming4697]

*yas queen* - Captain Raymond Holt

[@fullsolangeveloso]

king

[@Skitz0frenix]

CONGRATZ! YOU WIN NOTHING 8======D

[@hariomkushwaha9773]

This is without question, funniest comment i have read.

[@narayansolanki1577]

He would be unhappy though, because you misspelt simultaneously

[@goklerintitanigi3058]

6:43 Holt: Go. Diaz: Marcus, I think we should break up. Holt: That makes me feel sad. I am sad. Diaz: Your sadness is noted. Holt: I feel acknowledged. Thank you for breaking up with me. It’ll take me eight minutes to collect my things. I think that went very well.

[@user-iz3ss5rb3z]

4:56 my favourite scene is when Holt yells at Scully about his report was worthless and Scully was like that guy is impossible to read

[@danielyzisman]

That’s 9:06

[@jacarandadancer]

Jake thinks he's Holt's favourite child but it's actually Rosa.

[@canaldesfocado7570]

Stop It

[@cristianoalejandro7302]

jacarandadancer no it’s Jake 😡

[@vampia6700]

Amy is crying somewhere in a corner

[@CherryBlossom3x3]

I mean that's funny but completely uncorrect.

[@jadonplox]

@@CherryBlossom3x3 incorrect*

[@graceholland118]

I can't get over the box with a question mark joke. It is perfect

[@thomas-stilinski8149]

It really is

[@JayLiszte]

It’s either 😜 or 😙

[@fahadb3142]

I don’t always understand Ichiban Official’s texts. He sent it’s either a box with a question mark or yet another box with a question mark

[@febha_mathew]

Cuz he has no emotions. Even in his phone lmao

[@ghoulmania7906]

My sister in law once wrote < 3 to my mom, and my mom was convinced it was some sort of coded message, and that my sister in law was pregnant....

[@darklaser8540]

"You're more the biker type, I've seen you use a toothpick in public"

[@ChrisTay229]

I like how over the series Holt begins to show more emotion to the rest of the squad. He doesn't show emotion at the start because he's been through so much during his career he doesn't want to open himself up to potentially more abuse, but he grows to trust the squad more and more, and eventually becomes the sassiest bitch in the squad

[@conorregan6343]

“GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER OR SO HELP ME GOD YOU WONT LIVE TO SEE RETIREMENT”. Gets me everytime 😂😂

[@elliottthompson2745]

So funny 😆

[@KeeBay30]

That guy's unreadable. It's like what is he thinking? - Norm Scully

[@Twodeeee]

First time saw that’s clip I couldn’t breathe it was to funny

[@farhadrana3201]

Has to be one of my favourite scenes - I watch half of these videos for that scene

[@raisgamesnz325]

@@elliottthompson2745 It is just so unexpected the first time you watch it xD

[@murphy2225]

Rosa: I think I might be pregnant. Holt: Oh. Oh. Oh, n-no

[@eviljoel]

If Rosa and Holt ended up becoming related, the universe would implode.

[@DekkarJr]

New topic: The moons of Jupiter...

[@rem4197]

I can't remember what happened in this episode? Can someone remind me?

[@nikhildixit5551]

@@rem4197 Rosa and Marcus went to Holt's home for dinner because Kevin invited them

[@randomperson2777]

“I understand. Just know, you have disappointed a l l t h r e e o f u s .” Terry: “that’s cold.”

[@DeathDad]

Let there be Lento Forever, O Captain Our Captain. RIP Andre and Thank you 🙏

[@lifepsycho123]

Captain Holt - the only gay character in a show/film I have ever seen where the character traits take precedence over the character being gay.

[@mostar1219]

Do any of the Crystal Gems in “Steven Universe” count? I mean, they are a multitude of space lesbians

[@gwenethp511]

Damn you need to watch more TV shows then. And being gay/embracing one's sexuality can be,, a personality trait.

[@lifepsycho123]

gweneth p I’ll give you a few examples. Mitch and Cam from Modern Family as well as the gay men in their friends circle are all a touch flamboyant or dramatic - close to the derogatory stereotype. There was a gay character in Mist but it was the same. Except Oscar Martinez from Office and Captain Holt from this show, I can’t think of well portrayed gay characters but I say Holt here because his role is more centric to the show’s plotlines than Oscar is in Office

[@Carbon2861996]

Seen Buffy way too long ago but I always liked Willow.

[@AJ_Wil]

Money heist part 5

[@putinvladimir8189]

Dear Netflix, This video gave me a lot of joy. Sincerely, Anna

[@kirechix]

Dear Anna Your joy has been noted and much appreciated. I have also felt much joy. Sincerely Salman

[@Historyguy-xu5ht]

Why is this series not on Netflix

[@beybye8366]

@@Historyguy-xu5ht it is, it’s called “Brooklyn nine-nine”

[@appleWhisky43]

@@beybye8366 seasons from 6 aren't

[@freddiemercury5987]

@@appleWhisky43 they will be on march 26th

[@sandblocks7637]

"How do you even know he's in a bad mood, its impossible to read that guy" "THIS IS THE MOST INCOMPETENT, WORTHLESS REPORT I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE! GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER SO HELP ME GOD YOU WONT LIVE TO SEE RETIREMENT"

[@ZZ-oc2eb]

Tfse 😭😭

[@tedmich]

Andre Braugher deserves an Emmy every single year he does Holt!

[@komi-creative]

How did they miss the Florida episode where he has to sing that kid happy birthday? 'D-d-d-d-d-d-d-Derek.'

[@tylersimmons3997]

If you look at it in a certain way and squint that on the loosisest of technicalities that isnt holt

[@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844]

@@tylersimmons3997 I will not be using a loophole, Peralta. As always, I'll be using the main hole or no hole. I choose no hole.

[@IGNANT4LIFE]

lmfao!!!!

[@emmaray6215]

xXXDumbWordStupidNumberXXx, Charles: you just said “hole” WAY to many times Jake: and that’s coming from Charles

[@uglybetty8747]

@@emmaray6215yes that is concerning

[@hanabanana8028]

holt: i'm sorry rosa: i'm sorry holt: i'm sorry rosa: i'm sorry holt: i'm sorry rosa: i'm sorry holt: that's the one

[@sylvesteraguilar1876]

Charles: Nikolaj

[@Stonytude]

@@sylvesteraguilar1876 I feel like I'm saying it

[@kenniboo]

@@sylvesteraguilar1876 IT'S PRONOUNCED NIKOLAJ

[@swtnk7468]

@@kenniboo nikolaz

[@gonfreecss142]

@@swtnk7468 NikoLaJ

[@RGTV1417]

10:00 TERRY: You look chipper captain you have a fun weekend? HOLT: There was a small fire in my home, I lost many photo albums of treasured memories pause HOLT: I'm devastated

[@Resi1ience]

_is_ he?

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

​@@Resi1ience🤷

[@captainraymondholt4565]

I am, indeed, what they call a 'fun' human being. Sincerely, Raymond Holt

[@emilvestergaard493]

you ran over my foot *im in incredible pain*

[@bjpe8228]

contractions... ... ... ... *you are lying*

[@rtnsg1461]

Pump pump

[@cristina9202]

Don't forget the *outch*

[@hobovan.]

He’s the most non-dramatic drama queen ever

[@adobokkeumbap]

YASSSS queen

[@johanstinson]

Perfect description

[@GoobyGooberton]

WUNCH TIME IS OVER! HA HAD IT BOTH WAYS!! *No regrets*

[@user-yu7br5fg3t]

rest in peace thank you for making us laugh and or cry every time we see these scenes

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

Which piece?

[@user-yu7br5fg3t]

oh shit auto correct i meant peace@@ImNotaRussianBot

[@YoungboyNeverPipedABitch]

“You gotta do whatchu gotta do. Captain Raymond Holt....wassup?”

[@badboi0717]

That one I felt was underrated

[@larsderfresheeisbar9137]

When is it?

[@jripule]

8:47

[@saamjaza1742]

AKA, the scene that made us all go "WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW!?"

[@emmalynncraft9636]

Jake in the background tho LMAO

[@keshav2040]

"Booooonnnneeee" Raymond holt

[@MoonChild-xx5vk]

Tht scene will never not be funny

[@belligerentcvnt]

the no regretss gets me every time

[@Sofia-xr8os]

That is the best scene in television history

[@elliottthompson2745]

BBBOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE

[@emmaray6215]

What happens in my bedroom detective is NONE of YOUR business

[@sollarrubia4937]

we are gonna miss andre so bad

[@MTF_nine_tailed_fox]

As a classical music fan, I can confirm that Captain Holt is an accurate example of our community

[@Ellie_xo]

"The next chart shows the drop in the crime rate over the last month" *I just......erased....everything*

[@HORSESNDOGS9]

Me making a presentation at school

[@pakman0049]

I was in tears when I first saw that clip

[@lucas-xf7rc]

I literally spit my drink out and feel on the floor lmao when i saw thar scene 😂😂😂 it was so smooth

[@Jotakumon]

Crime is no more.

[@laurenosborne5144]

When I first saw that episode, I snorted water out of my nose and replayed it at least 6 times 🤦‍♀️😂

[@MadelMac]

“Yep, that fixes prison.” 😂

[@busybee6733]

What episode is that?

[@MadelMac]

@@busybee6733 Season 5 ep. 1 I think!

[@busybee6733]

@@MadelMac thank you

[@IMatchoNation]

Great comment, Mack, very well said.

[@victorespinoza6210]

RIP Captain Holt. Thanks for the laughs ❤

[@dylanjuneau357]

8:48 Jake’s reaction to Holts charm is unparalleled

[@_aballa_]

Why not the Holt's mum: I am shocked. Holt: I am enraged. We are shocked and enraged

[@ismaildeniz2351]

Jake: And we're all showing it.

[@user-qp3wc7nb8x]

My favourite Holt is sassy Holt😮😮😮

[@evichristodoulou3169]

Deputy chief wunch...youve aged

[@julierobinson2026]

Omg yessssss sexi holt !?

[@palcicaa]

Yas queen. *snaps*

[@pedrof6767]

Straight Holt all the way with his female wife

[@shadycat_1935]

Nah bitch, I’m not being petty

[@juniperberryyyy]

"Yas, queen" **sassy finger snap** That moment... was everything for me

[@Johnny_Studios]

3:36 "No Regrets"-Captain Holt

[@omarhassan2150]

"Those lines were lifted, verbatim, from my boyhood diary" LMAOOOOOOO

[@jiminshi1013]

Rosa : Marcus I think we should break up Holt : That makes me feel sad..I am sad Rosa : Your sadness is noted Holt : I feel acknowledged..Thank you for breaking up with me 😂😂😂Rosa and Holt's conversations are always freaking hilarious

[@fireflyeclipse]

Sneka kanagaraj My favorite thing ever is when after they first agree on a break up plan, Holt comes back later and said Kevin called them monsters 😂😂😂

[@nix_]

@@fireflyeclipse Quote-unquote, sociopaths 😐

[@awesomo3606]

Sneka kanagaraj it will take me 8 minutes to collect my things

[@shad4572]

I don't get why you just repeated the scene in the comments

[@awesomo3606]

shad bc it’s funny

[@afgpielover]

" I am captain Raymond Holt, wassup" - man who understands emotion.

[@chiranjibabinash609]

"Ouch. You ran over my foot. I am in incredible pain"

[@thebeast619]

"so we can't have pictures of our loved ones on our desks?!?!" "If you really loved someone you would remember what they look like." Best quote from the first episode should have been on here! Correction, season 2 episode 16 lol I guess the nature of the quote just made me think of how hardcore he was in the beginning before he turned into a "softy" lmao

[@lewisevans4556]

Yea ur right he gets into a really bad mood

[@sendhelp2492]

are you really playing the gay card right now? yas queen

[@Hana-yu1fj]

*snap*

[@vileofevil78]

Pretty sure its 'gas screen'

[@shlomitgardi8982]

vileofevil78 OMG🤣🤣

[@blackbun130]

The only thing missing from that was the tongue click

[@liamross2636]

Amanda Tångring snap

[@vivivagina]

i love how there like 4 "gay jokes" in the entire series. I'm so glad Holt isn't just a pile of stereotypes

[@ianstephenson9721]

The "yas queen" joke is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

[@EmptyMan000]

Not a pile, but he's the stereotype of someone clearly on some level of autism.

[@floresss4178]

"This is how you write a gay character." Source: My gay cousin

[@mikehernandez576]

"Go Rasmatazz, go Rasmatazz, go Rasmatazz.... I've lost everything" 🤣🤣🤣

[@auribe.21]

Took me a while to understand that "Go, Rasmatazz" was his peak of excitement, then nothing when he loses everything.

[@donross2902]

Gina "Twitter thinks you're a bot." Captain Holt "Why? I'm a human! I'm a human male!" one of my favorite Holt-isms

[@KeeBay30]

He's a human male who sometimes has to play as a Straight Human male who's addicted to Strong female woman with heavy breasts and a thigh gap indicating the sheer lack of a penis

[@thomas-stilinski8149]

@@KeeBay30 best description ever lmao

[@KeeBay30]

@@thomas-stilinski8149 well thanks. Just stating them facts

[@italktoomuch6442]

That joke hasn't aged well, primarily because Twitter hasn't. Imagine getting banned for being a bot these days.

[@yoskithebroski]

just heard the news that andre braugher died today while i was watching the show actually. RIP

[@adityadua6867]

“Yass queen” Damn captain holt is a fucking legend

[@smoose1]

“That is without question the funniest story I’ve ever heard”

[@foserk7063]

Funniest line for me

[@hailun374]

@@foserk7063 for me as well 😂

[@susmitnarayanchaudhuri5960]

That line doesn't get nearly as much appreciation it deserves.

[@ananaithnid7495]

The way Rosa smiles a bit more with each equal sign cracks me up.

[@ziyuansim5090]

3:31 Its WUNTCH TIME. the captions dude...

[@MugiwaraPiratesLover]

Rest In Peace! 🥺🙏🏽

[@candeeceyoung531]

Jake was right - holt is a robot , but he is a robot that is unlocking new emotions and words

[@rossfleming7055]

CANDY __ new emotion software is being downloaded with every new episode

[@yogurrrttt7580]

He is a deviant

[@no1GIRluvr]

beep boop zorp

[@FernandaSantos-mv3jg]

He is a Connor

[@8Rincewind]

Like Lieutenant Commander Data.

[@rodman728]

Hands down my favourite character in the whole show... without him, the show wouldn’t be as funny

[@agamamos282]

He's my favorite too, I love himm

[@Tiffany-ov2jf]

Same 🙋

[@DrMcCoys_Hypospray]

I am. In. Incredible. Pain. Rest In Peace Andre.

[@aaroncosta9098]

RIP Captain Holt! You will forever live in our hearts❤

[@HazelFaith]

"I am a human. I am a male human." is my all time favorite

[@lucas-xf7rc]

*im a human male

[@SceneWins]

Me too!

[@aa-to6ws]

The fact you messed up a simple line makes me report you as a bot, you bot.

[@captainraymondholt4565]

@@aa-to6ws I think you meant to say punk, punk. Sincerely, Raymond Holt

[@kiwiuwux3889]

These are my three favourites. Holt: Ouch. You have ran over my foot. I am in... Incredible pain. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rosa: I think I'm pregnant. Holt: Oh... Oh..... Oh.... No... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Holt: That must be very difficult. Rosa: Wait, are you crying? Holt: Yes... Thank you for acknowledging my feelings. Rosa: Thank you for acknowledging mine. Holt: We're both great at this.

[@setuptables6803]

you could have just time-stamped

[@nono1064]

Setuptables but she didn’t so just shut up, this is fine too

[@setuptables6803]

No No lol when did I say they had to, or should have. I said COULD have, so stop being toxic, pls, it’s not funny or witty, just annoying. Thx.

[@thomas-stilinski8149]

@@nono1064 if you've ever used ifunny a lot of the commenters are like that lol

[@MinholvsJisung]

i love Ray's and Rosa's relationship, its so funny how they dont exactly show physical emotion, but it still so full of sentiment, emotion and love and sadness and everything😭

[@angadarora5172]

Can’t believe he’s gone😢

[@georgeprchal3924]

The futility of lightning candles only to blow them out immediately is just one reason I find children's birthday parties impractical.

[@gargamellenoir8460]

Best Holt is Attempting to Pass As Straight Holt. It is known.

[@aeivaouoi1635]

"there is nothing sexier on an woman than the clear absence of a penis"

[@milodoesstuff4944]

She was such a strong female woman

[@demonking86420]

Oh you know me... I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts, and all logic flies out the window

[@shivangisingh4509]

with heavy breasts

[@kaninekodiak]

the calmness and acceptance, immediately followed by the violent "YOU'RE LYING", and Terry's little jump, because he wasn't expecting it either.. the acting in this show is flawless

[@iwatchedtoomuchsaikik8949]

9:18 Thats the most expression ive seen holt do in all 7 seasons

[@llllachlannnn]

1:10 That snap had GIRTH. It had VOLUME. It was so mellow yet so powerful. It was everything I aspire to be and so much more. That snap was MAGNIFICENT.

[@KeeBay30]

It's called Gravitas!

[@hankmoody7974]

that.. is not what girth means lmfao

[@eshalmanaf2782]

Thanos could never🙄

[@SoulKingBK]

He birthed that snap

[@theflickchick9850]

“I am in................incredible pain.” Best character on the show. 🙌

[@loganu4664]

“TERRY WON’T DO YA LIKE THAT!!!” At least he recognizes that allowing puppies into an environment where two tiny tornadoes of destruction reign would be unfair

[@elleogic]

always our captain. we will miss you forever

[@yrsabakker3554]

Rosa's and Holt's conversations about human emotions are the best parts of the whole show

[@pandacoat9872]

rest in paradise capt. ❤️

[@lilyhalter8443]

Oh my good lord, I haven’t laughed this hard at a show in a long time. He delivers everything so perfectly, every time. Like there is no one else who could play holt this well

[@loplap1345]

His timing is epic

[@13ROHPak]

Where's the scene: Captain Holt: I will not be using a loophole, Peralta. As always, I'll be using the main hole or no hole. I choose no hole. Charles: You just said "hole" way too much, sir. Jake: And that's coming from Charles. Captain Holt: Yes, that's concerning.

[@KeeBay30]

I loved it😂😂😂

[@yaelfierro3344]

Lol yes I need to watch that episode again

[@meganfetterly1544]

Incredible scene